MANNHEIM?! Ehrenmann jetzt erst beim 4. Mal schauen gemerkt 🤝

Wieso entdecke ich dich erst jetzt in 2022?! :D

Some spanish and francois as well

Cyka blyat as well

wasnt that some arabian stuff at the end? he's expanding. he can't be stopped

dipzoid From my understanding 50% english, 25% German/Chinese, and 25% Spanish, French, Arabic and Russian

Not to forget the indian "madarchod" and bonsirike" in the first second

This mans just a contrarian... just kiddin' 😁

Freakin hipsters

I liked both.

I'm in the same boat

Im shocked, I loved the last 4 big sequences and even replayed it . I think the story was a bit to complicated in the start. And yes NPCs were boring but it was a nice try tha the put famous ppl on it,maybe the development was hard,I know hes not known for being lazy.

Blame Susan

Funi sino german guy of a dude

MY. FUCKING. REACTION.

And how the fuck is the same calm person in a monk react to for honor?

he is act man but without nostalgia glasses and humor

ern funny enough. He used to be an actual monk.

Reminds me of filthy frank

He’s basically Filthy Frank on x2 speed

ern he's underrated as fuck

@@user-cj3ik9qq6m got that right

Yes he would

Germanese monk

Radal: allow me to introduce myself

Just Some Guy without a Mustache WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVERYWHERE!!!

he spoke a bit of russian too

ranton

The answer is yes

@Rüstem Torun #Arsen# lmao

Ranton

I swear to God he does like three lines of cocaine before he does these reviews. They're great

you can feel Frank's influence, but i never found him as funny or as consistent as Ranton.

@@emiliomarbanjr This makes me sad But it's your opinion

Always trust a man who tucks his hood behind his ears

with his girfriend filming him, no less.

Gains

Keiny Lai wife*

Cocaine is a....helluva drug.

Na I feel like bath salt and maybe some coke and k2 mixed in

Or Chuck Norris

All the DRUGS ON EARTH

@Shadow Equinox, I see you've no clue wtf lsd does...

I think she does!

Because shes UwU

She got used to it lmfao

Cus she dead

She does.. Just rrrreee watch the video

Levi Jeans Man I just love Rantons Humour, is Dumb asf but that’s the charm of it

Hahaha he punched her in the face when he was carrying her away hahaha

hahaha

😂 0:58

Or maybe Hideo Kojimas arschhaare lecken

Bro I played it front of my parents and thinking they wouldn’t understand, bad move imma tell you 😅

Ikr 😂

Disciple. But yeah xD

Monk-Style Editing

His monk life style hid away his true self

He wasnt but i get it man spent 3 years in a budist temple and came out doimg this.... legend

It's the infinite monkeys with typewriters situation - infinite monks doing kung fu moves on laptops. These videos are the result.

Lol that's not much of an exaggeration actually.

Thank you, now u reminded me to blink

not an hour of editing. but ALOT of editing. the edits can be done fast but he did too many in a few seconds XD

Stolen comment

Egg Another case solved by the joke police.

Best joke in this comment section - because it's true.

He even said a few Russian phrases and I'm certain I heard some french in there somewhere

Arabic too

And hindi. At the start of the video

He's the true mr worldwide

And russian

Most of the people buy FIFA or cod it doesn't matter if they're selling u the same shit over and over again but people don't understand.

Edyaed Funes Oh come on buddy. Retreat from up your own asshole a little bit. You dont have to insult them because they dont like the same games as you. You need to get over yourself and how *CoOl* you are because you like something others dont.

That is very much not true. Enty of games exist, where moving around is in and of itself a challange. The highest profile recent example being the lates Legend of Zelda. What we have not seen yet, is such a game integrated with a trite asscreed open world. Imho, this merely detracts from the formula, but plenty of people seem to enjoy it, so power to them.

@Baron von Stubby with the route Zelda is taking they can keep it, are you really implying shadow of the colossus has more gameplay depth than this game when it boils down to hang on and stabby while occasionally shooting an arrow or two? At least use better examples

@Baron von Stubby why do you say it's clunky? Have you played it? The gameplay is as smooth as MGS V because it's practically MGS. I mean it's Kojima with his old team, thats why it feels like MGS but re-imagined with a lot of new types of gadgets which are adapted to this world's surreal consistency. I've been gaming since the first MGS and it's the firts time I've seen that in a game dying finally has a real impact on the world. I've died 2 times in 40 hrs of playing leaving 2 huge craters at the spot where I died. Where have you seen that before in a game?

There's even Hindi in there

Arabic also

I wish I was dumb enough to get Ranton’s jokes

are from the jurassic times?

you are not a fan because you didn't notice hindi slangs in his videos.

I FED UP WITH THIS WORLD

Who isnt

oh hi mark

Dude I was on speakers and that start startled the fuck outta me

Lies!!!!! He clearly said 9/10 9:09 You def bro?

@@K7TZ I'm DEFinitely forgetting this interaction

@@K7TZ yeah but the editing comes later so it's more likely he corrected it to 7

Marinos Pittali somebody miss the joke

@@DePerfectionist96 The 7/10 is a meme bro.

You've probably spoken way too soon lmao

That's because those of us who watch Ranton are on a higher intellectual plane, and therefore understand that Death Stranding is, in fact, a masterpiece.

@@jbardolf2805 well it has 119 dislikes now soooo

@@jbardolf2805 You say, in a video where Ranton shits on the story.

He's not saying everything is bad. But this review is for sure more honest than any I saw and that's more valuable. Better than, sorry to say that, what Dunkey put out :( Really the first time I heavily disagree with Dunkey or how he presented the video. Seemed like only hating and less reviewing and not even mentioning anything he liked, no matter how small it would have been.

That's still not predetermined.

Same.

@Hatake Kakashi To *you* it is.

Isn't the game positively received by the critics and negatively by random gamers?

MyOWhighlights he’s not really complaining

Toxic Lollipop nothing wrong with complaining

Not to mention "сукабльят" ))

"You're just damaged goods." *Punches him* "You're damaged goods." Genius level writing.

Did... did you just Revolver Ocelot us?

"I am not princess peach" "I am princess BEACH" kojima is high

Literally the dumbest line I've ever heard in a videogame.

@@machtashmacta7143 You laughed though right

Dude looks like he's anything, but focused lol

@@dusathemaid he's focused on his chaos.

Appreciate it bro

this is exactly what i noticed in common with most people who gave it a bad score. it was mostly because it didn't help them produce active content. since it seems to be a type of game that you're supposed to just breathe in, in your own private time.

HAHA GRAPPIG

Ik dacht dat ik het verkeerd hoorde ahhahaha

Yooo ik twijfelde of ik t goed hoorde

Yup same here but to Germans it is something different. Dutch: a long meaty thing thats called frikandel German: a hamburger thing and is called frikadel

@@ramengodzilla Always wanted to try a frikandel since I saw them on new kids lol

I spit my Coffee. .. Mother. ..

I'm crying xDD

*don't touch me or my son!*

Rantoni: "U N P L U G T H E S T O P C O N T A C T"

up you go

Exactly! Even on BT's and black goo!!

Did he just make a IP Man pun?

He gave the game 9/10 tho check his star wars game review

He said he edited it by accident lol

Meaning 8

Pretty sure any South East Asian would understand

yamum isgae not every south east asian. Bro

1.4 billion Indians can understand

I understand it

But why did he put this here

Yeah one of Kojima's celebrity buddies, who he will happily chose instead of the cast who brought him to the respected place he's at. He promised the actress of quite a role in his next game after mgs 5 but he was too busy with his American buddies

Yes and you have to piss in front of his shelter. It's a rule that has to be respected

@@Octoboobs bruh I am rolling on the floor xd

@@Octoboobs always

Danke dir 🤙

Ran Tony got the 🅱️ig🅱️rain

GOTY

Drink Wolf Cola nah

It’s because he is a superior European who appreciates art, and not an American first person shooter playing Neanderthal

@@SparkySpice0911 its got the most GOTY nominations at the TGA....so yeah it's most definitely a GOTY.

Yeah "accidentally"...

Nothing is an accident in a video edited as well as this pal.

@@louispconstant6624 Yeah, no shit, but within the context of the video it was "accidental." Is this really a correction you felt necessary to leave two comments on? Would you rather I say, " When he pretended to accidentally switch to German it killed me"

@@a0zuniverse Chill Winston. You aren't dead it didn't kill you, and he switched to an accent period. I have a tissue if you need? "Yeah, no shit, but within the context of the video it was "accidental." .. Wow. Deep.

@@louispconstant6624 I don't know what argument you think you're making, but regardless it's seemingly nonsensical. You're freaking out as if hyperboles are some sort of war crime. Or maybe your 3rd grade English class hasn't covered them yet? You know there are therapists that can work out these kinds of problems, bud.

5:26

"quest"

Lmao

Location is right next to the waterfall. Is marked as cosplayer.

Gives you the best item in the entire game.

Kappin R-M80s Finally an Intellectual, I respect your choices man. I personally did not like the Game but I can see why it would be fun

I can see why people love this game, but personally, I have a mild distaste for it.

As a matter of fact %80 of people are stupid. Reason why most prefer games like Mortal Kombat over Tekken. Nothing surprising. I personally have met people saying Persona 5 and Nier Automata are bad games.

@@zangana3052 People that dont like this game are brain dead. They are the same people that always say "This game is unoriginal, uninspiring blah blah blah." , but when we finally get a masterpiece like Death stranding they hate it cuz its not simple and easy like super mario

@@qwertyuiop3656 exactly.

In german, french, chinese and russian

mod it now

Vogel im kavig

Early bird bites the worm?

Aber wenn der wurm noch früher aufsteht kann der vogel sich ficken gehen

Mein favorite is : Gück ist wenn Zeitpunkt auf Vorbereitung trifft :)

@@omarsabir1210 Nice AOT reference.

ITS SYSTEMIC TRAVERSAL U YARAK

@@RealRanton what's a yarak?

@Danial Nadji 9H Hedelyskolen thank you sir

Idiot Located.

Almost every game has walking gameplay

If it's a walking simulator...then...it has zero compelling plots. So... Didn't get what they asked for. And I know for a fact people expect some kind of thrill or excitement when playing games like this... And it falls short of that too.

Disingenuous.

@cum cakes Survive is hated because of how it has lost its identity. Metal Gear is all about Tactical Espionage, not Zombie Survival. Like Dunkey said, it's like if Nintendo fired Miyamoto and announced that the next Mario game would be an M-rated dating sim on a Virtual Boy. Also the always-online DRM and aggresive monetization methods are the major factor of hating this game, too.

You know why is that? Because gamers and people in general suck, we cant have nice things because of them but we also cant have things without them, we are stuck in shit

People wanted something that was like most open world games/most games that have tons of enemies scattered around the place but instead they made this boring ass version

what does that mean? Pray tell

@@a.sh.7243 ahh Papa bless, sweet music to my ears

Not just the onion but oniowomen and oniochildren too

@@vulkan4108 I don't like onions...

@@vulkan4108 epic

Bruh fuckoutttahere white onions are *SUPREME*

@@Furekami. They're coarse and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere.

This is mama* ranton

I agree, since... those are just facts and everyone who played it long enough know this.

Same. I was pleasantly surprised.

It's not German comedy, it's his comedy so it's basically an Asian comedy.

@@yuzuki2385 Technically combined humor, since he clearly had german and chinese influence and well his personality seems to be rather weird aswell.

@Rie Ta we then okay

Actually, he speaks the way migrants in germany tend to express themselves. Mixing up words (which is an actual linguistic phenomenon called "code-switching"), creative insults and over-the-top exaggerations are frequent for turks, italians, arabs etc who grew up in germany. I grew up with a lot of them and Ranton's humour is very familiar to me in that sense.

@@OneCash not rly his german top notch he just talks like that for the video

bolshet ign Real shit ranton

What does the third line translates to?.

fab q, it means watching an idiot isn't that easy

Leon Fliemann o thanks.