And their parents were killed by the unicorns of Equestria which were brought to justice by the Aen Elle and the Wild Hunt.

Kids probably tell their problems to Care Bears because the parents have less patience.

OOF!!!!......😅🤣 Yeah I my self am Christian and I'm all for telling your problems but God knows as well as us that sometimes you need a TANGEBLE PHYSICAL voice or shoulder to cry on that talks physically to you

Mega Tron that’s idolatry and doubleplusungood my friend

I don't like referencing doug walker, buuut "ixnay on the arentspay.... Orphans...ay...."

Meanwhile, that "Skeletor, the Master of the Universe" line hits different after the first part of MotU: Revelation.

New She-Ra gave a lot of people heart attacks because of how bad it was

''Hey Adora''

I guess he really should’ve remembered two age old sayings said by the grown-ups in his childhood that he clearly never learned to take to heart. “Quit crying or I’ll really give you something to cry about.” and “One rarely appreciates what one has until it is gone.”

Lesbian cat girl ftw

I assumed he thought the dog would die in the fire.

"...and their lips are black". Yes. Because it's cheap animation and they can only draw one line for their mouth and black stands out better.

WHAAAA!

4Legacy LMAO!

@jbiehlable on second thought I can understand why Catholics enjoy looney tunes

Well 9 out of 10 Christians are infact in the closet, what? their video pulled statistics out of their ass why can't I?

@jbiehlable "Lookin' like double wide surprise."

@jbiehlable Just remember, it's canon, WB said so.

@jbiehlable None of them are.

Oh damn. Youre right. Lol

Oh, no.

I think it's funny how at the end showing him now, Brad says he looks like the kind of guy to hang out in a toy store not buying anything, while next to him the TV screen says, "Godloveskids.com." Yeah, I'm sure God loves kids the same way you do, Phil.

hah! I knew he reminded me of something, but I couldn't place it.

@Toyz4twats1 That gives me a raging clue!

Hahahaha omg so true Kevin wisdom of MOTU is the same as Gary

Skeletor voice: WHAT!?!

They're probably Pöpli kids.

As Bobby Hill once put it, "Even *I* want to give you a wedgie!"

I know I would.

Ewww

Freaking Scooby Doo? The show were all the monsters turn out to be a hoax?

@@indumatipngtuber2790 Yep. It was really odd they wouldn't allow it, but they wouldn't.

Did your teacher also take each child one by one into the bathroom for a cleanliness is next to godliness inspection? Christians are great!

I used to have to play with G.I Jesus. 😟

Here’s a thing I love asking isn’t doom technically the most Christian game cause your killing Demons

I think everything is terrible already restored it

Definitely one of my favorites

I wish Brad would review the segments where Gary and Phil rant against rock and roll music and Dungeons And Dragons.

Oh no and now THEY'RE the ones with an awesome netflix reboot with great animation, sharp writing and character development! OH THE HUMANITY

Hmm... She-ra is female... the "witches" in Salem, MS were *also* female... when will the deception of this generation ever end?!

@@drakkenmensch I love the reboot so much

Gary and Phil watching the She-Ra reboot would turn into the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark so quickly. (Also, season 3 this Friday!)

Which would be presumptuous anyway, since we never saw either of their genitals. All we can do is guess.

A fan of He-Man who DOESN'T know how to pronounce "Eternia"? That's unusual...

The Will It Fit host has nostalgic feelings about carrots.

dO yOu LiKe BuBbLeS?!??

Thou shalt not eat from the tree known as the carrot tree!

does he mention carrots in this vid and i missed it somewhere?

I don't see the difference between them and KZfaqrs today. Bad presentation. Lies. Exaggeration without expression. Offending for clickbait. Hating on people who like what they don't. Complaining about memorable nostalgic media because they didn't grow up with it.

*wheezes*...you serious?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh so good!!!👍

Skeletor best husbando.

:3

We all know the church of Super Saiyan Shaggy worships the true faith Begone pagan!

For every Gary and Phil there’s plenty of crazy evangelical types to take their place if they disappear. Like if these two disappeared the crazy bitch from Jesus Camp would take their place.

Wait, I thought he was making a third film altogether.

We got these parts mashed up together before yandev put yandere simulator out

Tarantino should just re-edit both movies into one 2.5 hour movie. There was no reason to split it up, especially when the second one had about twenty minutes of story.

Are falafels good? I never had one, or shwarma.

Same, but instead, I'd be getting a biiiiig burrito

Doe it make you a better speller?

After the 4th day I would probably bite someone's arm or tigh because I thought it looked like a giant drumstick.

@@funkyweapon1981 personally I prefer Shwarma, but Falafels are okay. According to people who like Falafels more than I do, the best ones are ones that have a pomegranate seed in the center, but those are harder to find.

Cheers! That's how things should be.

@@LauraSquirrel Thank you!

The uncomfortable fact is that though you are a much moral person, these nutbags are actually much more faithful Christians. More liberal Christians simply cherry pick the parts of the Bible they want to follow (as any decent person would do) - but they're guilty of choosing the bits they want and ignoring the rest. The only way to not be a hypocrite is to discard the whole nasty, evil book, and live your life the way you already do, with empathy, kindness, and according to reality - without the religion.

We need more Christians like you.

@@cosmicmuffin322 I see it as "separating the wheat from the chaff", separating the Divine from the Demiurgic. Therefore, "cherry picking" is perfectly fine.

Overlord would make thier heads explode.

@brandon roberts like a hentai that has bible in the name? Lol

@@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer My face when I'm torn between wanting to high five someone who's heard of Bible Black and having to admit I watched that degeneracy.

I can picture them making a big that in Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate, the Alucard is Drucula backwards, they want you to root for Dracula which is evil. Of course, Hellsing is very much not a kids franchise, but they're just out of touch enough to think anything animated is for kids.

I've noticed that "a certain demographic" is fine with using other religions as a base for fiction, whether it's Loki and Thor or Genies and Djinnn. But when another culture decides to use Christianity as a source for their fiction it's suddenly an endorsement or an attack. No middle ground and no room for inspired fiction.

Someone owes you a lot of money. >:p

@@amanoj318 To this day, I'm not certain what happened to all those toys. I was told that my ROTJ stuff was given to my cousin, but he didn't want them, so they were kept in the rafters of his dad's garage. Asked about it years later, and they said they gave it away to someone else/didn't remember what happened to them. As far as I know, the MOTU and Thundercats may have just thrown away.

You have my sympathy, bro.

@@amanoj318 "Byron figured Jesus wouldn't mind.Apparenyly Jesus don't like the Apache."-Russell Crowe'3;10 to Yuma'.

He magically transforms from a jacked dude wearing one set of clothes, to the same jacked dude wearing *_a completely different set of clothes!_*

@@HereComesPopoBawa be fair... He also got a tan!

If anything his transformation in the original series maybe alluding to the abusive young boys in the religion. He draws a phallic symbol from his backside recites his prayer/mantra and turns into the Avatar of their God/ savior basically by means of the magic energy emanating from the phallic symbol flowing in and around him.

@Frizzurd see, I think that He-man is more pushy power bottom...

The only difference between prince Adam and H3-Man is less cloths & more fighting. Take that how you will.

For some, the absurd scare tactic crap that comes out of these people's mouths loops right back to being funny or entertaining. Like someone who smokes watching Reefer Madness and knowing that's nonsense.

@@PaceBreaker Yeah, for some. But the rest of us can't shake the knowledge from the back of our minds that _there are people out there who 100% believe this._

@@Takeshi357 Personally I'm a little of both. It's funny, then it annoys/angers me as they keep going and then sometimes it goes back to being funny because these kinda of people had to do some ridiculous mental gymnastics to convince people. It's like reading what some of the internet fans of professional wrestling think despite having no hands on experience in the wrestling business.

That was Skeletor's catchphrase alright. He said it every episode.

He sounded like an out of touch grandpa when he did that.

@@angelmarie2281 This entire film has vibes of "my grandkids like this thing but I don't understand it and it makes me uncomfortable."

@@Caldella That's typical fundie Christian thinking in a nutshell... "People like this thing I don't understand and it makes me uncomfortable, so it must be Satanic."

90s kid: "He-Man can defeat Jesus." 2019s weeb: "Saitama can defeat god.", while floss dancing his crotch to mush.

There's been three new episodes the past month :)

Meh, only until you realize they where being anti-gun because, "they where thinking of the children!"

This must have been before the NRA started running the Republican Party like it does now. Now these moral panic types are the ones who are pissed off because stores are removing toy guns.

They’re just upset that they aren’t real guns

Morons of all political/ideological stripes can be anti-gun.

😂🤣

Head to a crappy movie production company and you'll be the star of 50 films

two year later correction, sorry to be an asshole grammar nazi.. ... but its astral projection.

@@kcharles1149 it's not just astral it's not real

😎🔥💖🖤💖

But some of them were dumb enough to eat Tide pods, remember that shit?

I remember when brad would sit on the floor

Indy Borgnine the king must return to reclaim the throne

To be fair, those fruit roll-ups were on clearance and there was an abundance of them plus, they left the room selling wonderful after filming.

Was thinking that. Eternia is the world, but Etheria is the area in which I remember She-ra inhabiting

@@jodipearson567 no, Etheria was a different planet. Though with how many times She-ra crossed over with He-man, you wonder why it didn’t just all take place on Eternia.

And no one would blame you, in fact you would be encouraged.

Thou shall not quote Iron Maiden songs on this Christian program, especially the ones that aren't very good.

@@lordsomethingorother290 Very good shit.

Send me money, send me green. Heaven you will meet. Make a contribution, and you'll get a better seat. "Leper Messiah" by Metallica.

Televangelism, Metal's favorite punching bag in the 80s and some of the 90s: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z6mXaZd9y5e1YGw.html (because Brad was wearing a Beavis & Butthead shirt)

How exactly would one dispose of rancid bible humper brain goo? Asking for a friend.

Are you sure they’re even still alive?

I think it's funny that the next generation of pearl clutchers is upset that they don't find her sexy enough. It's almost as if they're just a bunch of busy-bodies who enjoy being angry at nothing.

Pretty sure new she-ra melts brains from being terribly written.

@@fatalrob0t Yeah, "We must demand that Hordak agree to our cease fire, so we can have our PROM!" Not making that up.

Dream The Endless As someone who’s been raised to believe a lot of this stuff myself, I really resonate to your story. Many Christians have really done a lot to allow ignorance to flourish in the world. Condemning everything we don’t understand is one.

I snuck Harry Potter because my mom thought it promoted witchcraft (which...fair I guess) but my friends were really into it so I wanted to be included She eventually found out but decided to read the books herself Couple years down the line I'm fed up with the HP fandom but my mother still adores it and wants the couple books I didn't have to give her for her birthday lol. Got her an adult coloring book of HP creatures for Christmas, and my brother bought that non-JK HP play script book for her. She was also VERY upset our Christian friends let us watch Lord of the Rings with their kids, before the HP stuff. I dont recall exactly when but she eventually found out C.S. Lewis and J.R.R Tolkien were friends, and BOTH Christian, and now doesnt remember getting upset about LoTR. ("What? But hes Christian!") I think I only skidded by with these as major incidents because my parents were also Trekkies. Sci fi isnt far from fantasy so... Sorry to hear you had a worse time of it. Really sucks that people would think their own parents are trying to poison their children or something. EDIT: she also adored/adores Scooby Doo now that I think of it...and Looney Toons was fine. Weird things she decided to take issue with.

I remember bringing MTG cards to school and the teachers freaking out - public school btw, and not in the best neighborhood. To them, it was like gambling (cuz cards) and DnD combined and their heads exploded. It was 1994 so we werent too far removed the satanic panic of the 80s. I found it so ridiculous cuz MTG kept me and my friends out of trouble, and teaches you anything and everything that something like Chess does. My parents never had a problem with any of that stuff, thank goodness. No freaking out about Mortal Kombat or anything like that. I wish I still had those cards though.

My parents were the same way back then.. My mom would change the damn channel every time Momra said ancient spirits of evil.. Same as my brained washed parents thought KISS stood for Knights or Kids in satans service.. Man just pisses me off just thinking about it..and its because of losers like these two stupid clowns

"having some kind of hard-on for he-man...." let me just stop you right there a second...

Then that ALF puppet plushie from that Burger King promotion got involved... it got REALLY WILD, then...

Then my little sisters my little pony toys took pieces of my bedsheet and role played as klan horses. It was concerning

LOL...though much as I hate to defend those two nutjobs, Galoob actually did have a 1985 female-geared action figure line called "Goldengirl" (no relation to the sitcom), which likely flopped b/c unlike He-Man and other more successful franchises, it didn't have a tie-in animated series. Would also explain why almost no one remembers it some 35+ years later! 😆

I had my G.I. Joe action figure banging Barbie as a kid, and it didn't make me or anyone else have done this as a sexual deviant.

Unironically that would be hilarious and better than anything else in the show

This actually happened in the show. Sheldon was told to live like an adult as punishment

They would have needed to watch more than five minutes of Transformers to realize that.

Drakkenmensch Silverflare Or they could’ve just heard it secondhand which isn’t entirely out of the realm of possibility.

@@cyrussoxlegion Most of what Rich and Gary think feels second hand. Not a single original thought in their skulls, is there?

Optimus Jesus Prime

Optimus Christ

Not to mention the second Avatar we see, Korra, goes both ways and ends up with a girlfriend. Oh and don't forget the Red Lotus. Mako kills one of them, another commits suicide, and another has her fucking head explode.

Late, but I'd love to see not only they reactions to the series in concept, but actually having to sit through all of it. It's better at understanding and forgiveness than these guys.

They'd probably find it to be violent, you know because they wouldn't actually get to the part where Aang refuses to kill the firelord. I think they'd also call Aang's tatoos pagan or something.

Don't encourage them...

Even so why is that bad they're kids.

I had a friend who was not allowed to watch The Smurfs because Gargamel was a practicing sorceror... or wizard.... or whatever the hell he is. Used to think that was a one-off crazy family rule til seeing this. Maybe his parents were followers of this nonsense.

I’m Pentecostal and luckily didn’t have Apostolic parents that are controlling and extremely religious so much that they’re nihilistic towards non Christian paraphernalia. That’s this 1985 video in a nutshell.

@@amanoj318 True Sorry but I don't beleive in"Boogie Man"Christianity!!! Kids toys and games aren't evil!! And I don't think Satan created D&D either!! "Byron figured Jesus wouldn't mind.Apparently Jesus don't like the Apache.:-Russell Crowe"3:10 to YAWN

Yeah, the thing that irritates me most about stuff like this is that I grew up around a ton of evangelical Christians and stuff like this makes people who don't have a lot of firsthand experience with that community to believe that everyone in it is the worst sort of stereotype. Most Christians are just normal people and good folks and like any large demographic group they have a wide range of views and opinions. Stuff like this just ends up poisoning the dialog from both ends.

I was totally turned on

Moses knew how to cast sticks to snakes

100 points for the win lol

It's okay when God does it

Yeah, and wasn't Jesus Christ actually mentioned by the 2 Earth children in the Christmas special?

@@mightyfilm Dude I honestly don't remember but I gotta recheck it on their KZfaq channel.

He-Man is basically Samson with more clothes and a sword instead of the jawbone of a -Gary Greenwald- jackass.

Shh. Make sure not to tell them about Simon Belmont.

Skeletor's Christmas spirit actually made him MORE POWERFUL, too! He took out a giant battlecruiser in one shot, all because he wanted to save the children!

Wouldn't be too far off.

@James Patrick check the timestamps sporto

Well, I'm from a generation that still had adds for sea monkeys, learn-how-to-Kung Fu-manuals and x-ray glasses in comic books. All which I called bullshit on, as soon as I had learned how to spell... these guys obviously ordered and "believed"... :/

@@fenriz218 Hey I had sea monkeys and they survived in their little plastic tank for years. Even long after they finished their food bag. Of course they looked more like little tiny shrimps than what was depicted on the box but still, it was kinda cool.

PHIL had a BIG RAGING CLUE SOUTH PARK HARDLY BOYS reference

Also gotta say that Phil looks like he did NOT make it through the 90s okay, the era of Marilyn Manson and Power Rangers after all!

I'm from Alabama too. We got watch He-Man and She-Ra. We ate spaghetti after church, while we watched Rambo First Blood! We all turned out ok.

In other words, it comes down to how the one chooses to practice their faith. It's too easy to simply say that Christianity - or religion as a whole - is all misinformed scare tactic propaganda crafted by greedy, narcissistic sociopaths in order to indoctrinate. That's some cult stuff if I ever heard it.

@@PaceBreaker According to the book, it should be all you described it was 🤣🤣🤣🤣There are just some folks that took bits and pieces(thankfully) and have committed to not being ball bags to humanity. My mom was also an Easten Star and my daddy was a Freemason. Our family is so weird and I loved it. I knew god needed to kiss my ass when he wanted to demand that I love him over my parents. Kick rocks, god, and eat a big one🤣

@@elizabethisbell4072 I grew up in Choccolocco , Alabama. There are no traffic lights til this day there🤣🤣🤣

I grew up in Cropwell and now live in Pell City. Thank goodness for PBS and books! Belive me, no crazy looking porn stash preacher is going to tell me to give up Star Wars! My Scottish/ Irish ancestry doesn't like to be told what to do! 😂😁

You mean exacerbated?

I was telling my dad (who grew up catholic) about this video and he told me about one of the priests at the church who got a black belt. Apparently, my dad's friend from school who got along with this priest decided to scare said priest as a joke, and got grabbed by the throat and almost punched before the priest recgonized him (it was dark outside). So basically, if priests can get black belts I'm pretty sure martial arts are fine.

I liked the different careers Barbie had and that even though she had Ken as a boyfriend, she never married him. It showed that girls can grow up to have any job and didn't have to be married. One of the first I liked was Day to Night Barbie where she was an office worker and the power suit changed to an evening gown. Now I'm hoping for Editor Barbie, Book Reviewer Barbie, or Librarian Barbie. You'd bet I'd buy her.

@Phillip But that would mean God is fallible, and able to be tricked. Quick, we must come up with a way to cover this up, before people start questioning their blind faith in a fairy-tale! How about, uh... "It's all part of God's ultimate plan we just can't understand"?

Which they obviously never read. Like most Christians. But you know, very few communists ever read Das Kapital. That is why communism is still popular.

A Serpent is not the limbless belly crawler you call a snake today, the Serpent was a feathered winged creature.... Fools.....

@@jakublulek3261 Calling it "popular" is way too generous, a handful of idiots wanting to establish it against the will of the majority is anything but being popular.

@@Mate397 I hope you are right. I really don't wanna be jailed again by them.

yey!

@@wjzav1971 That's why when I cast Magic Missile, I can cast it in real life!

*uses imagination* Must...make...pokemon...real!

@@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer Uses imagination. Must...make...anime...real!

No, it's not, else my older sister would have become a toad.

AnΔatomik reminds me of the crucifixion scene in Good Omens. Crowley: "What did he say that's got everyone so angry?" Aziriphale: "Be kind to one another." Crowley *wincing*: "That'll do it."

Most Deadest Pool of em All. Jesus: "I'm tired of all these motherf***ing bigots on this motherf***ing plane (of existence)!!!"

@@takkycat All of these comments win everything.

When you think about it, the Old Testament were basically a long buildup on how people ended up being absolute jerks to a point they decided to send a carpenter to his torture and death.

The Deadpool Who Chuckles. That needs to be real

Hell, if they saw the scenes of crucifixion in Ultraseven or Ace, their heads would probably implode.

@@johnroche I got to see the "66 series in 1970, on a UHF tv channel. After 39 episodes, the channel brought us "Johnny Sako's Flying Robot". The day the kaiju died.

He does love the blood of children.

No, no, no, of course not. It's just that, in Heaven, children are a form of currency.

His most valuable commodity.

BloodrealmX why not ask some of the pastors? See the looks you get from the alter boys

...you didn't get the memo that the virgin Mary was supposedly around 14 when she got knocked up by a god?

I never heard of that until now but if it’s as stupid as the title makes it sound like then I agree brad should do a video on it.

TheThinkingAtheist showed a bit of that in his speech about the Satanic Panic. It was hilarious, Snob would love the possible Boner jokes!

@@dragonmaster613 oh it is AMAZING, at the end the "host" actually has a living female in a bikini that he drew pentagrams on, to let law enforcement know what to look for.. even the guests are amazing..

@@Greenwood4727 that is the part I saw in the aforementioned speech.

@@reincarnatedwolfgod it is AMAZING, the host is a cop/pastor, theres a copy on youtube. its a must watch.. Eric Pryor is the other main guest and.. WOW just WOW

In the same chapter The competition between God and Skeletor to be Master of the Universe of Paul's Letter to Incoherents.