Am I the only one who thinks talking vegetables can do a better job at promoting Christianity than Kirk Cameron?

I love that Kirk Cameron just ignores Christians's question on why they don't just help needy people instead of buying expensive shit for themselves.

You want to see "Saving Christmas" done correctly? Look no further than "A Charlie Brown Christmas". Think about it: Sad-sack protagonist depressed over the hollow commercialism of Christmas, his friend reminds him that Christmas is meant to commemorate the birth of an extraordinary person who was destined to die for man's sins, protagonist is filled with inner peace at this revelation, his friends are inspired to create beauty through kindness and teamwork. All this from a barely 30 minute cartoon from the mid-1960s. Look upon it, Kirk Cameron, and realize how mediocre you really are.

So the movie is about a Christian wanting to live a more selfless, charitable life, and Kirk Cameron saves him from going down this path by embracing materialism and idolatry?

Probably the most *vile* aspect of this movie is that it's pretty obvious that Kirk Cameron's family is rich, yet he has the goddamn nerve to say that Christmas is about materialism and gluttony.

Imagine Christian White being counted in class. Teacher yells out: "White, Christian?"

I have a theory that in this movie's universe, Kirk Cameron might actually be Satan in human form. Throughout the movie, he tells Christian White to basically endorse terrible things such as being greedy (telling him that he is wrong for worrying about the less fortunate and that extreme materialism is good), violence (Santa beating a "heretic" to an inch of his life being "cool") and lies. You can even argue that he is playing with Christian's weak mind to get him to embrace the madness (whenever he makes a point, he stares at Christian until the latter responds in approval as if he is looking forward to Christian's acceptance). He also acts smug, never seeming to be daunted by any problems as if he was overly confident. You can even interpret his winking at the end indicating that he is the Devil in disguise (and is happy that he succeeded in playing into a man's mind to have him endorse selfishness). So yeah, Kirk Cameron in this movie might actually be the Devil. That or he is just a selfish moron. Still, it is fun to come up with crazy theories.

I think a good example of someone who could impart the message of Jesus without bible thumping is one of the most sincerely and deeply religious men of the past few decades here in the states, Mr. Rogers. Initially training and planning to become a minister, he decided that kids needed a reaffirming, loving voice on television and went on to create his famous show... Despite clearly being both understanding of his faith and devout in a way I doubt Kirk Cameron can even approach, he never once quoted directly from scripture or focused his episodes on God. Instead, he lived out the message he felt Jesus was trying to convey by teaching children how to be nice to one another, or bringing on physically and mentally challenged children and treating them with the sincere respect they deserved (and even keeping in touch when them throughout their lives thereafter) as opposed to the showpieces they often wind up being on more half-assed shows and films who wish to feign respect for fellow man. He also overcome racial hostilities and tension not via language that would go over a child's head but through simple and symbolic action, such as by inviting the black mailman to put his feet in the same pool as him, a technique clearly inspired by those used by Jesus and others in the bible which is full of foot washing symbolism, though again he DEMONSTRATED instead of LECTURED. Finally, rather than trying to force you into his idea of the perfect child or calling the behavior of others sinful, he'd often close with what I believe is just about the most beautiful line ever spoken on television: "There's no person in the whole world like you; and I like you just the way you are." There were no prerequisites or conditions attached, he simply loved you as a fellow human being just as Jesus, a man who would sit and dine with the sick, sinners, prostitutes, tax collectors, and anyone who would have him, said we ought to. He meant a lot to me, and I feel I learned more of the message that Jesus attempted to impart on the world from him despite never mentioning him or the bible than I have from the combined efforts of every hostile bible thumping evangelist I've since come across. Mr Rogers lived and breathed the best aspects of Christmas every day of his life, and it saddens me that the Mr Rogers of the world have given way to the Kirk Camerons and Pat Robertsons.

“I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.” -Kirk Cameron probably

I described this movie to my catholic mom, and it went something like this: "Do you know who Kirk Cameron is?" "Yes." "Well, he made a movie where he's at a Christmas party and finds that someone is having a bad time. After asking what's wrong, the guy says that he doesn't see how anyone there is truly celebrating Jesus. The rest of the movie is them sitting in a car while Kirk explains why all the festivities do tie into Christ's birth." My mom said: "That sounds awful."

"Something about the season that makes people want to be nice..." Says a guy who never worked retail.

For fuck sake, what's up with the St. Nick story? The main reason he was called Santa Claus his Dutch name was Sinterklaas and over the years, it would evolve into Santa Claus. Also, he was known for secretly giving gifts, especially in one particular story in which he gave three big bags of gold to a poor man and the man's daughters under their tree.

So according to Kirk, when we think of Christmas, we shouldn't think of giving and generosity, compassion and charity, or togetherness with family. Rather, we should think of beating the crap out of heretics, Herod's campaign of infanticide, and the bloody execution of Jesus. Well, all right.

Geez, next Kirk Cameron is going to explain how Santa bringing Frosty the Snowman back to life after he melted is like when Jesus rose from the dead. "So the next time you watch Frosty the Snowman, look at the greenhouse Frosty melted in as the empty tomb. Much like how Frosty is no longer a puddle of water in the greenhouse, Jesus is no longer dead and buried in the tomb. He's alive." If it turns out that that was a deleted scene, I wouldn't be surprised.

"I saw it on Fox News, so I know it's true." You're kidding me, right?

Kirk Cameron's face is creepy. He always looks like he's about to tie you to a chair and teach you about swaddling cloths.

“There’s something about Christmas that makes people want to be more kind.” Apparently Kirk has never been to a mall on Black Friday to see all that kindness on full display. Speaking of which; my new Christmas tradition is watching Christmas Karens on KZfaq.

Who the FUCK arranges it as "you better watch out/you better not pout??" The nerve of Kirk to arrange it in an AABB pattern instead of an ABAB pattern is revolting.

I think I'll stick with my usual Christmas traditions of going to Mass with my grandparents, opening presents with my family, and watching a Muppet's Christmas Carol. Sorry Kirk Cameron. You just can't hold a candle to Charles Dickens in terms of getting into the Christmas spirit.

So Santa Claus, the icon of childhood innocence, is protrayed as a brutish Barbarian that beats the shit out of people who don't agree with him? Classy Mr. Cameron

Kirk Cameron is the height of the American Christian persecution complex. He literally thinks that anyone who doesn't think the same way he does is out to take something away from him.

You know this movie actually makes some good points. It makes it even better when the movie can't answer them.

I'm not even going to lie, I've probably watched this review at least 12 times... and every time I get the insatiable craving for hot chocolate.

I've watched this three full times and I'm convinced this review is a masterpiece. I met Kirk Cameron in real life and he's just as bat shit insane as he acts in this movie.

Speaking as a Christian, even I find myself scratching my head at this stinker! WTF!? Kirk Cameron you DO know most Christmas traditions have pagan origins, and that the Catholic Church was responsible for transplanting Christian ideals onto those traditions, in an attempt to woo pagans to Christianity. And it actually resulted in the modern holiday we know and love. Christmas is a holiday EVERYONE can enjoy, if they choose to. So, Kirk...just let your "brother" sit in his car, and go drink your nonexistent hot cocoa!

“What, are they going to tell us hot chocolate is bad for you? That the druids invented it?” Actually sugar is bad for you and chocolate is a Native American food, so, kinda Kirk.

Cameron is really in denial about the Pagan traditions that became Christmas traditions, such as the Christmas tree.

"I saw it on Fox News, so you know it's true." The bad part is, he's not saying this sarcastically.

Remember when Christmas films could convey the message it wanted without hammering the bible down our throats? I mean, come on, Its A Wonderful Life had capitol G O D in it and it wasn't this preachy abomination.

OMG Jesus Christ! When Cameron pulled out that shit about the 'truth' of christmas trees, I laughed so hard I nearly threw up. Seriously, I still feel queasy. That was inSANE! I'm wondering how many non-christians seeing this in the theater broke down in uncontrollable fits of laughter (and how the fundy audience members reacted). There is no way I would have been able to contain myself. Wow! I think I need to get a copy of this just for the comedy value.

Kirk's comments on materialism seems to prove that he's a big fan of "prosperity gospel" which is one of the worst perversions of Christianity. The short version of "prosperity gospel" is that God wants rich people to be rich. That your wealth proves that you are chosen by God because you are a better human being than not-rich people. Which is kind of the EXACT OPPOSITE of what Jesus said when he threw all the money changers out of the temple.

I love how brad is way more informed about history and religion than the movie

That whole bit with the "Alright, Everybody, let's feast!" ...Everything about that scene... The little jump for joy, the way he said it, the context and just the sheer glib, unintentional (???) smugness of it? ...I have never wanted to harm a human being more in my life.

12:24 Don't you just love the irony of Kirk Cameron, an admitted creationist, lecturing someone else of drinking the kool-aid? That's like Dick Cheney accusing someone else of being a war monger.

I don't understand why Kirk didn't bring up that the Puritans who settled here used to oppress anyone celebrating Christmas. Beatings, hangings, etc. Oh right, sorry, he's rewriting reality.

I'm pretty sure that no one has ever attributed Christmas trees to Druids, seeing as how the Druids were Celtic and the origin of Christmas trees is most likely _Germanic_.

You know, the opening scene with the fireplace would be kinda atmospheric if it wasn't completely overlit with around 9000 Watts of studio lights.

I died during the Marty McFly ruining Christmas reference. XD

Why does Kirk Cameron deliver every line like he's narrating a documentary for children? I can totally hear him saying, "The three-toed sloth actually moves so slowly that algae grows inside its fur! I'll bet you've never owned a Chia Pet like this before!"

Aren't we forgetting the real meaning of Christmas, the birth of Santa? - Bart Simpson

I've actively avoided any Kirk Cameron interviews, appearances, and movies since he started being a nutcase, so I didn't realize it was THIS bad. I had a huge crush on him when I used to watch Growing Pains growing up, and this is really creeping me out. Every shot shown, his expression makes him look like a total psychopath. :O

Seriously, Brad deserves way more subscribers than he currently has...

The movie is basically Cameron's way of saying "look I have black friends"

Haha! This whole thing is great. But thank you, in particular, for the gut-punch humor on "...and I love hot chocolate!" "WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD POUR SOME IN THAT OBVIOUSLY EMPTY CUP!!"

Cool Kirk saves the Christmas

Kirk Cameron comes off like someone who doesn't think he's wrong on anything and doesn't realize how smug and ridiculous he comes off in the process. You just want to tell him 'Get a grip, pal!' or 'Get over yourself!'. And the conspiracy theories that one guy spouted off was hilarious for all the wrong reasons. Trainwreck city!

And thus, Kirk Cameron kicks off the war against critics.

It had such a badass theatrical poster and looked better than the actual movie.

Is this movie trolling? I feel like most of the people who made it don't believe a word of this shit. And I love that the "bad guy" is called Christian, and he wants them to give to charity, and Kirk is like, naw man. That's not what Christmas is about!

Now we need Brad Jones' Saving Christmas. Seriously, Team Snob could do an excellent parody of this movie.

December 23, 2023. Continuing my Christmas break tradition of going through the Cinema Snob Christmas episodes. It doesn't matter how many times I have seen this, it still holds up every year.

eighty-one people have been drinking Kirk Cameron's Imaginary Hot Cocoa.

KC: "Welcome, everyone. I am so glad you're here." Brad *laughs* "He's straight."

Ah yes the druids were famed chocolateers, that's what history remembers about them

I’m just convinced that Kirk Cameron is just making things up as he’s going on

Feels like I'm watching a Christmas version of The Cube. No one escapes and everyone dies, but not before they lose their damn minds. I feel sorry for Kirk Cameron's family. He's certifiable!

Wow, the film looks bad, I mean its shot so fucking terribly its kind of amazing.

who keeps giving Kirk Cameron work? keep giving him work and he'll keep making crazy shit like this!

21:46-"Perhaps you can even light the crosses on fire to let the whole town know that your love for Christ burns brighter than any human flame." That line cracks me up every time.😂😂😝

That's not Jackson Galaxy. Although, I did have to look it up. They look very similiar and I got a little upset. I love 'My Cat From Hell'.

This has to be one of the most heavy handed movies I have ever seen.

I'm not convinced this isn't the high ramblings of two guys hot-boxing in a car.

"This is a highjack of our religion" You guys started it.

This film didn’t ruin my Christmas spirit because I was laughing my ass off at it.

This entire movie feels like this is coming the %1 view on Christmas. It's easy to justify materialism when your entire upbringing has been sunshine and butterflies. Meanwhile, my mother was lucky if she could afford firewood for our woodstove and be able to provide for two children during the holiday season. Does living in poverty make someone a bad Christian, Kirk?

I love how of all the deeds of St. Nicholas, these dorks chooses the completely mythical act of violence against someone who just disagreed with him. I would love to find out what kinds of drugs Done and Cameron were on when they made this

This is honestly kind of depressing to watch. Kirk Cameron takes someone who just wanted to help out people and radicalize them to fight for this horrible interpretation of Christianity that goes out of it's way to hurt others because of lies that there's a war on christmas.

Half of the comments are like: "The Snob so politcal, such christianity mockery yadayada..." Deal with it, these movies SUCK because they SUCK

I'm a Christian, and this review did not offend me at all. In fact, it was pretty funny! This movie is awful anyway, and most of the "facts" are bizarre. I celebrate Christmas, but I know that Jesus (Yeshua) was not really born on Dec. 25th. We don't know exactly when he was born, but probably sometime in the spring. Also, like 90% of all Christmas decorations are pagan-inspired. Trying to justify this whole thing in a movie is actually pretty scary. Christian White's character at the beginning was right! Why are we spending so much money on decorations when we could feed another family?? Oh, and I believe that Herod did massacre the children, but Brad is right, that it isn't in other historical texts that we've found yet (at least, I haven't heard of it). That doesn't mean it didn't happen. The only real reference we have of Socrates' teachings is from the writings of Plato, but that doesn't mean Socrates didn't exist. Anyway, lighten up, everyone! It's just a movie, and it's just a review. And a funny one at that.

I actually gave out copies of this movie as gag gifts a few years ago. Me and my friend have a Christmas tradition of giving each other bad movies for Christmas, many of them have been featured on this show. I gave Saving Christmas, he gave me Samurai Cop 2.

A long time ago, probably the 1990’s, I recall reading an interview with a young actress. She was asked what is the worst advice anyone gave her regarding acting. Her response was “to watch Kirk Cameron”. 😂🤣

The "Perhaps you could even light the crosses on fire!!!" bit always takes me OUT 😂😂😂

Ah, it's time for my yearly tradition of laughing at the people who gave this movie a thumbs up on imdb

Kirk Cameron should have made a movie about the barbarian Saint Nicholas seen here instead of whatever this was supposed to be about. Seriously, why does he look like a Skyrim Jarl?

#WheresKirksCocoa?

Wait, so based on Kirk's explanation for Christmas trees, why don't Christians just have them up all year round? Oh, that's right, because his explanation was bullshit.

11:47 After "You're all wrong," I instinctively said "F-ck you!" aloud. Totally not under my control. Damn this movie.

that black actor is aziz ansari-ing as hard as he can.

Perhaps you could even light the crosses on fire to let the whole town know that your love for Christ burns brighter than any human flame! Dude fuckin dying laughing at this line.

discount Aziz Ansari is the best and worst part of this

36:30 - Aww, what a poor, precious snowflake!

Christian's problems with the holidays would make Charlie Brown say, "Good grief! Get a life!"

It would have been funny if Kirk Cameron sitting in the set with the empty cup was the whole movie.

Kirk, leave saving Christmas to Ernest P. Worrell.

How did the pitch meeting for this movie go? “I’m gonna sit in a car and talk about Christmas BS!!”

It really baffles me just how deluded and arrogant Cameron and his ilk are. That's what bugs me even more than their bigoted views, they are just so _stuck up_ about their hatred towards others!

Why do I envision this movie getting viewed in a similar light to "Reefer Madness" about 20 years from now?

"Christian White" .... I mean .... wow......LMAO

Chrisploitation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when Brad said " light the crosses on fire" I nearly spit out my drink because I pictured Kirk doing that in his neighbors yards smiling like he did something good but everyone else is just horrified lol

Christian White reminds of Walter White when he was hiding in that cabin. It adds a whole other layer to this movie if you imagine this is Heisenberg's personal Hell.

The dramatic awe this guy has every time Kirk says something is just.....indescribable.

The title should have been "Saving Christmas from Kirk Cameron"

First world problems: the movie.

I just like thinking Kirk Cameron has his Christmas decorations up all year and only eats holiday cookies and hot chocolate, and is one Christmas light burning out away from killing his family

Kirk Cameron loves the fudge... Well...

Kirk Cameron's: Murdering Christmas

To think it's already been 7 years...

I feel like Kirk just made this movie to justify owning a bigazz house and two large industrial refrigerators.

Kirk Cameron is the kind of person who would defend Bill Cosby but judges others for their crimes,