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Degenerocity

Degenerocity

6 ай бұрын

Never work at ARBY'S, and cheers to another New Year
IG: / 777degen
Twitter: x.com/D3generocity
Handsome Deku: x.com/_Chatterbox_
Mostly Edited by: x.com/N0telu

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@Ahmedhassan.
@Ahmedhassan. 6 ай бұрын
I came inediately
@Ahmedhassan.
@Ahmedhassan. 6 ай бұрын
Immediately
@Ahmedhassan.
@Ahmedhassan. 6 ай бұрын
No wait..
@vlqn
@vlqn 6 ай бұрын
Same
@thejackofnotrades3844
@thejackofnotrades3844 6 ай бұрын
Indemianty
@Madmaxxu692
@Madmaxxu692 6 ай бұрын
Same
@wideeric1
@wideeric1 6 ай бұрын
Surely these confessions will be rational and only mildly bemusing. Surely this will reveal the levelheaded members of the Degenerocity community.
@atopia7677
@atopia7677 6 ай бұрын
Bro can u stroke it for Me?
@jaimesanchez6390
@jaimesanchez6390 6 ай бұрын
*birthing at Nandos*
@qlip
@qlip 6 ай бұрын
surely
@rocky_6969
@rocky_6969 6 ай бұрын
@@jaimesanchez6390 the fact that she just wolfed down a whole order of fast food while "birthing" is crazy
@joshshrum2764
@joshshrum2764 6 ай бұрын
@@rocky_6969The burger, shake bits part broke me down it’s what did me in why would you FUCKING EAT FOOD WHEN YOUR GOING INTO LABOR GET TO THE HOSPITAL.
@FollowerofDuck
@FollowerofDuck 5 ай бұрын
that last confession was legitimately jaw dropping holy shit
@melaniemartinezfan743
@melaniemartinezfan743 2 ай бұрын
omg I always see you under subs lol
@MNcool123asd
@MNcool123asd 9 күн бұрын
Bro 692 likes and 1 comment is wild
@Blackarooni
@Blackarooni 4 ай бұрын
I have several questions: 1. Where was the father? 2. Why did she decide to eat a burger while giving birth? 3. How did she get there? 4. Why did she get there?
@holybamboozler
@holybamboozler 3 ай бұрын
Tf did they do with the first two babies after they were born? Did they just slap 'em on the counter?
@garlicbreadstick404
@garlicbreadstick404 3 ай бұрын
​@@holybamboozlerdeepfryer
@sneakypancakes
@sneakypancakes 3 ай бұрын
​@@garlicbreadstick404 OH GOD
@dyamondX
@dyamondX 3 ай бұрын
​@@garlicbreadstick404 this is chaotic evil
@Sirpenti0us
@Sirpenti0us 3 ай бұрын
​@@garlicbreadstick404 yummy
@nobody7204
@nobody7204 6 ай бұрын
"I work in a school as a student" As a student I can confirm it's the worst job on this planet, you don't even get paid
@Honeybun_thrower
@Honeybun_thrower 6 ай бұрын
💀
@seakomothowakgosi5638
@seakomothowakgosi5638 6 ай бұрын
You work at wrong school
@rooksclown316
@rooksclown316 6 ай бұрын
I only got paid at one of the schools I went to
@Misted_Waffles_
@Misted_Waffles_ 6 ай бұрын
Maybe a college student working as a teacher helper for one of their college classes. My school has quite a few of them. But that's just a guess.
@lunarclysm4392
@lunarclysm4392 6 ай бұрын
Bro what do you mean I stay 24/7 and get paid 1 cent per day
@thecrabhex5140
@thecrabhex5140 6 ай бұрын
The last confession is def the most mentally deranged one so far. Easy first place. Even thinking about it make my tummy hurt.
@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul
@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul 6 ай бұрын
Not as bad as her tummy was hurting 💀
@thecrabhex5140
@thecrabhex5140 6 ай бұрын
@@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul we don’t talk about the pain she was feeling with TRIPLETS
@hiddendagger7
@hiddendagger7 6 ай бұрын
i was eating bro.
@denjiisabendy3539
@denjiisabendy3539 6 ай бұрын
​@@hiddendagger7AWWW NOOOOO AAUGHHHH
@anomalousanimates
@anomalousanimates 6 ай бұрын
same bro.@@hiddendagger7
@MentallyILL5
@MentallyILL5 Ай бұрын
18:50 “I FEEL DAH TRIH-LETS COMIN RIGH NOW😩😩” he zesty with it😭😭🙏🏽
@goodie2goodie1
@goodie2goodie1 6 күн бұрын
Bro moaned that shit OUT
@adamajora1003
@adamajora1003 5 ай бұрын
Bro some of the people in this vid be like "Yeah I may or may not have slipped laxatives in this random ass dude's sprite, and I literally came in their burger, and they thought it was mayonnaise! I also just kinda murdered one of my customers one time for no reason. I still haven't been caught! Yeah, I'm just a bit silly like that. :3"
@FedkaSlovanich
@FedkaSlovanich 5 ай бұрын
i know alot of guys that if you piss them off while pour a ton of salt on your sandwich
@andyurielmon
@andyurielmon Ай бұрын
You seriously think that's silly? That's not just 'silly.' That's reckless, dangerous, and completely irresponsible. Not to mention, morally twisted. It's not something to wave off with a cute little smile.
@pabloni1117
@pabloni1117 Ай бұрын
​@@andyurielmonthat's the joke 😭
@lucario.pokedex.0448
@lucario.pokedex.0448 19 күн бұрын
:3
@ballisco4243
@ballisco4243 6 ай бұрын
last dude went through more pain than Denji, Guts, Itadori, and Dr Doofenshmirtz combined. I pray for bro 🙏
@sahilkhan2034
@sahilkhan2034 6 ай бұрын
imagine what will happen when has kids lol
@seeschoker9809
@seeschoker9809 6 ай бұрын
Fax
@spittin_BXRS
@spittin_BXRS 6 ай бұрын
No amount of therapy is ever gonna help me recover if I see that live
@ballisco4243
@ballisco4243 6 ай бұрын
@@sahilkhan2034 bros boutta have veitnam flashbacks at his wife’s birth 💀
@eyeover7307
@eyeover7307 6 ай бұрын
Bro got the 1000 mile stare
@jellyfishstudios7228
@jellyfishstudios7228 6 ай бұрын
the whole izuku segment was pure 24k gold, the impression is spot on
@-No_Name_-
@-No_Name_- 6 ай бұрын
Why they gotta do my homeboy Deku like that, Uraraka is the one simping, he just tyrna be a hero, 💀
@low-key-tony
@low-key-tony 6 ай бұрын
@@-No_Name_-Fr! Deku’s trying stop AFO, getting people to simp for him is just a side hustle 💀
@-No_Name_-
@-No_Name_- 6 ай бұрын
@@low-key-tony He's Rizzuku Himdoriya, he pulls people by accident.
@wilburthemagicalcow
@wilburthemagicalcow 6 ай бұрын
@@-No_Name_-rizzuku himdoriya is wild ☠️☠️
@-No_Name_-
@-No_Name_- 6 ай бұрын
@@wilburthemagicalcow One for all actually hass one more secret quirk, the ability to call bitches, Quirk: Rizz arrow.
@beefboss5979
@beefboss5979 4 ай бұрын
that still at 18:54 was literally PERFECT for the situation
@urheretochill
@urheretochill 4 ай бұрын
Last two stories was CRAZY, hope they getting extra therapy 😭😭
@toegrippr
@toegrippr 2 күн бұрын
the one about amy was mine, trust i am getting therapy .
@The_Sheldon666
@The_Sheldon666 6 ай бұрын
Amy is on her actual fucking villian arc 💀
@leticianeal9147
@leticianeal9147 6 ай бұрын
Amy has been downhill ever since Sonic rejected her.
@whowhy7554
@whowhy7554 6 ай бұрын
I imagined her running all the way to Alaska without stopping
@raider360X_sot
@raider360X_sot 6 ай бұрын
She really hit that AoE attack
@masud9049
@masud9049 6 ай бұрын
@@raider360X_sotNO I CAN’T💀💀💀💀
@Discontinued4
@Discontinued4 6 ай бұрын
Nah fr 💀
@charliebrown2365
@charliebrown2365 6 ай бұрын
He’s slowly transforming to a story time channel, I’m still gon be here for it
@XxProGamerUSAxX
@XxProGamerUSAxX 6 ай бұрын
Next Video: Your Crush Confessions
@SlatyRamen
@SlatyRamen 6 ай бұрын
@@XxProGamerUSAxX dude you came from the future
@SlatyRamen
@SlatyRamen 6 ай бұрын
@@XxProGamerUSAxX because,.. YOU ARE RIGHT
@Trueangel555
@Trueangel555 6 ай бұрын
Same
@isaacthegang
@isaacthegang 6 ай бұрын
ong
@holybamboozler
@holybamboozler 3 ай бұрын
19:43 the way he says "birth liquid" has me losing it
@GothamsRealSaviour
@GothamsRealSaviour 4 ай бұрын
The animations from the part where he says “Two of the three triplets” at exactly 19:35 is from a game called a way out where you are in a hospital.
@rickanimationsnewchannel
@rickanimationsnewchannel 6 ай бұрын
imagine being born and the person who conceived you is eating a damn burger while the employees are watching in complete utter disgust and fear
@vincenttasker4582
@vincenttasker4582 2 ай бұрын
you: telling your mum where you was born mum:you was born in a fast food place
@Dangerous.little.carrot
@Dangerous.little.carrot Ай бұрын
I can't bro 😭 (my eyes would be closed, silly 😜)
@Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd
@Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd Ай бұрын
Godfathers 😭
@MemeImaginator
@MemeImaginator 6 ай бұрын
Deku voice being on point was crazy
@Soft.l3vvsheart
@Soft.l3vvsheart 6 ай бұрын
FR!
@cnmatgrpy
@cnmatgrpy 6 ай бұрын
it wasn’t him doing it
@NOTHINGABSOLUTLYNOTHING11111
@NOTHINGABSOLUTLYNOTHING11111 6 ай бұрын
ma pokimans
@uwucia
@uwucia 6 ай бұрын
it was him, the guy in the desc just drew the art 15:03@@cnmatgrpy
@MaygicCull
@MaygicCull 6 ай бұрын
ehh never really watched that show
@anoddlyspecificnamepart2
@anoddlyspecificnamepart2 4 ай бұрын
I was a busboy at this medium sized restaurant and had to clean everything. So this one time I get told “you need to clean up the bathroom, someone made a mess” so I was thinking water everywhere but no there was shit everywhere. All over the walls, the toilet, the sink, the floors, just everywhere.
@howtodothatyt
@howtodothatyt 5 ай бұрын
that last story had me shaking and violently crying in a corner
@psa1115
@psa1115 6 ай бұрын
imagine having to explain to your kid that they were born in a steak and shake while you was eating a literal burger during the ordeal
@glennxavier9888
@glennxavier9888 6 ай бұрын
To THREE kids at that
@matthewbartlett3442
@matthewbartlett3442 6 ай бұрын
sounds like a good ad campaign
@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 5 ай бұрын
Imagine walking into a Steak n' Shake and realizing this was where you were born
@NikitaClayton-qn7ge
@NikitaClayton-qn7ge 5 ай бұрын
​@matthewbartlett3442 LMFAO 😂😂🤣
@moyaiman6491
@moyaiman6491 20 күн бұрын
@@matthewbartlett3442 Steak N' Shake: Where the life resides.
@Kawaii_smash
@Kawaii_smash 6 ай бұрын
I feel sorry for anyone who works at Arby's ☠️☠️
@nito8066
@nito8066 6 ай бұрын
i fell like at waffle house its even worse
@Kawaii_smash
@Kawaii_smash 6 ай бұрын
@@nito8066 oh my goodness is waffle house even a restaurant I feel like it's the backrooms but people work there
@parm8215
@parm8215 6 ай бұрын
I work at arbys it ain't that bad except for the radiation
@Hitmandagoat
@Hitmandagoat 6 ай бұрын
@@Kawaii_smashwaffle house is good tf you talkin bout
@Kawaii_smash
@Kawaii_smash 6 ай бұрын
@@parm8215 wait what? Radiation? No wonder my poop wAs green last I ate at Arby's what is y'all doin to the meat 🍖
@Davidistaken360
@Davidistaken360 5 ай бұрын
10:49 !!!YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!!!
@Pokehead_DL
@Pokehead_DL Ай бұрын
Head ass
@jan_Eten
@jan_Eten Ай бұрын
osc fan spotted
@Gelatin_agreengoober
@Gelatin_agreengoober 5 күн бұрын
Huh​@@jan_Eten
@Daubben
@Daubben 5 ай бұрын
7:29 went berserk is hilarious
@hellfoxwolf14
@hellfoxwolf14 4 ай бұрын
The fact the OOF sound was there says it all.
@justaclownhonkhonk7941
@justaclownhonkhonk7941 6 ай бұрын
That last confession had my jaw DROPPED for like 2 minutes wtf i hope that guy is okay :(
@joshshrum2764
@joshshrum2764 6 ай бұрын
I don’t think he is, he’s literally Shinji in that clip he used.
@SuperCanonX2
@SuperCanonX2 6 ай бұрын
Bro's living in Tokyo 3 right now
@pinkedsilly
@pinkedsilly 6 ай бұрын
i hope the woman was ok. how do you get to the point where ur giving birth to triplets on the steak ‘n shake floor
@YSleepish
@YSleepish 6 ай бұрын
​@@pinkedsillywho cares about the woman bro she chose to give birth in a fast food restraunt in public
@wrrdcat
@wrrdcat 6 ай бұрын
hi im okay, im not the guy from the video but i wanted to let you know im doing great
@mariako750
@mariako750 6 ай бұрын
The last stories about Amy and the pregnant lady take the cake as the most traumatizing confessions in this video
@memelegend5956
@memelegend5956 4 ай бұрын
I almost threw up when I heard it
@illuminoct1593
@illuminoct1593 4 ай бұрын
I was eating this whole vid Felt kinda sick after
@mysterypersonOG
@mysterypersonOG 4 ай бұрын
Bro I was eating kfc
@Fannyisaleader
@Fannyisaleader 4 ай бұрын
BRO JUST YEARS LATER THE SONS ASK HOW THEY ARE BORN-
@user-bf2uc4in8s
@user-bf2uc4in8s 4 ай бұрын
real fr
@user-ov5pr8wq3v
@user-ov5pr8wq3v 4 ай бұрын
5:47 is the funniest thing that I've ever seen in my life
@Smolfry.
@Smolfry. Ай бұрын
18:55 Imagine telling ur kids this is how they were born 💀💀💀💀
@mr.s4ndman
@mr.s4ndman 2 сағат бұрын
She probably led them to adoption
@thed_ani
@thed_ani 6 ай бұрын
As someone who washed dishes, if you’re able to lick the plates clean and be able to do that in time, give that man a raise. Bro is genetically built to clean dishes like a washing machine.
@fwjoeel
@fwjoeel 6 ай бұрын
do NOT give that man a raise bro his customers are getting herpes 😭
@springfaux6991
@springfaux6991 6 ай бұрын
Bro was a purposed organism
@user-cp3le5li1t
@user-cp3le5li1t 6 ай бұрын
I'm sure that this man has a very happy girlfriend
@teamhop
@teamhop 5 ай бұрын
Hey I’ve got some really great news to share with you, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on a cross and resurrected on the third day so you may all have eternal life. If you believe and repent of your sins and put your faith and trust in Him as you would a parachute jumping off a plane at 25000 feet up in the air, He will give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift and I promise you, He will change your life forever as He did mine. He is the ONLY way to heaven and He loves you all. Please think deeply about this with urgency because this is your eternal life and soul, you don’t know when you could die, meaning you could die at any moment, so please consider this with all your heart. If anyone tells you that Jesus isn’t the only way, they are lying to you and they don’t care about your future
@user-en5vj6vr2u
@user-en5vj6vr2u 5 ай бұрын
It’s fake 90% of these stories are larps
@compatriot852
@compatriot852 6 ай бұрын
As somebody who works in the medical field, seeing Degen get confused by medical terms got a chuckle out of me
@yomrcrabs
@yomrcrabs 6 ай бұрын
Tf is a jaundice
@qestennawaheeda
@qestennawaheeda 6 ай бұрын
bro doesn't know hemoglobin
@danlolwtf
@danlolwtf 6 ай бұрын
​@@qestennawaheedadidn't *
@___idk
@___idk 6 ай бұрын
lollll
@sponbob_uchiha3163
@sponbob_uchiha3163 6 ай бұрын
you from lithuania?
@mayalonde1138
@mayalonde1138 5 ай бұрын
Holy crap. That last one would snap my sanity if I was the guy who witnessed all that. Props to him for staying strong. I hope he got better after that.
@JustaFace-mi2do
@JustaFace-mi2do 3 күн бұрын
Last guy is an og, he could've just called the ambulance, or waited, but he helped, hope he gets better soon
@theotherjared9824
@theotherjared9824 6 ай бұрын
To explain the bank teller story: it's federal protocol that the bank account will automatically be transfered to the next of kin or the person declared in a will. They need to go to the bank and provide proof of death before the money is touched to prevent a random person claiming to be a family member running away from the money. The woman skipped those steps, which legally counts as fraud.
@peacejoy1396
@peacejoy1396 6 ай бұрын
🤓
@somerandomname3124
@somerandomname3124 6 ай бұрын
The US government using the most pointless legal loopholes to steal my money:
@frozenpods
@frozenpods 6 ай бұрын
🤓
@Bloodygoth
@Bloodygoth 6 ай бұрын
Thx
@lolifairy2625
@lolifairy2625 6 ай бұрын
Thx pookie
@RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq
@RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq 6 ай бұрын
Man I feel so horrible for this man in last story. LIKE BRO YOU CANNOT JUST ENTER TO ONE PLACE TO GET FOOD AND GIVE BIRTH TO 3 OR 2 BABIES ON FLOOR IN FRONT OF 2 WORKERS THAT WERE JUST CHILLING And the fact his friend left before him I was feeling just horrible for him. I hope he won’t any problems explaining this issue to the therapist 😔
@RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq
@RandomPersonRandom_Perso-gy2fq 6 ай бұрын
I forgot to add have in “ I hope he won’t have any problems explaining this to the therapist “
@CursedCaptainGaming
@CursedCaptainGaming 4 ай бұрын
I legitimately cannot understand what went on in her head bro
@nemptic
@nemptic 4 ай бұрын
It’s so obvious its fake lmfao
@doodlegame8704
@doodlegame8704 2 ай бұрын
You would hope it’s fake.
@anusaukko6792
@anusaukko6792 2 ай бұрын
@@nemptic You see the problem is that he likely lives in America, so the chances of it being real skyrocket.
@CoCuldee
@CoCuldee 4 ай бұрын
9:50 OH HELL NAW😭
@shinymew1213
@shinymew1213 5 ай бұрын
You know what they say, the customer is always right 19:21
@capefeartrainsandsirens
@capefeartrainsandsirens 6 ай бұрын
That last confession had my bones dematerializing and flesh inflating 💀💀
@imbored01
@imbored01 6 ай бұрын
… what?
@drillbitz2816
@drillbitz2816 5 ай бұрын
@@imbored01exactly
@booboothefool3342
@booboothefool3342 5 ай бұрын
Bro is into inflation
@steelblue0
@steelblue0 5 ай бұрын
nahhh 😂😂
@trollfacegaming5484
@trollfacegaming5484 5 ай бұрын
😦 ..what?
@RUBI748x
@RUBI748x 6 ай бұрын
I swear this man gets funnier every single time 😂😂😂😂
@MuseumFreedom
@MuseumFreedom 6 ай бұрын
Here ya go, 69 likes yw.
@MJiSGOATTED
@MJiSGOATTED 6 ай бұрын
Bro it just came out when u commented WDYM bro not even a minute
@cookercoisine7305
@cookercoisine7305 6 ай бұрын
not 69 anymore
@GilbertGaylord
@GilbertGaylord 6 ай бұрын
Gambling
@___idk
@___idk 6 ай бұрын
fr 💯💯🔥💯🔥
@HVY526
@HVY526 5 ай бұрын
9:28 I lost it at the pizza balls 💀
@jennycat0592
@jennycat0592 4 ай бұрын
When I leave your videos on at night, instead of eventually going to someone else’s videos, it just plays your videos on repeat in an inescapable loop. I have gone insane.
@rossvaljr.3852
@rossvaljr.3852 6 ай бұрын
That last story… I would not wish that kind of torture even on my worst enemies. My heart goes out to the poor lad. God damn.
@Laikafan02
@Laikafan02 6 ай бұрын
I have 2 brothers and HOLLLYYY SHIT I couldn’t imagine being born at a fucking steak ‘n shack. Like holy shit
@iamkartvya29
@iamkartvya29 6 ай бұрын
​@@Laikafan02maybe it was you in the last confession and your parents have been lying to you all this time
@Good_Watch
@Good_Watch 5 ай бұрын
I would.
@victor_.
@victor_. 6 ай бұрын
My heart goes out to the last dude, may your soul heal from this incident 😭
@jonathanhamlet1942
@jonathanhamlet1942 3 ай бұрын
For real it was insane! I had no words!
@danielmolinar8669
@danielmolinar8669 2 ай бұрын
Let’s be real, he ain’t ever coming back after that one💀. I wouldn’t
@Craftygoos01
@Craftygoos01 2 ай бұрын
😮
@blanket4763
@blanket4763 5 ай бұрын
2:50 she probably needs permission from the trust that was set up after his death
@3th10p14n
@3th10p14n 23 күн бұрын
and she needs to be in the will
@ganicc4782
@ganicc4782 21 күн бұрын
You are one of the few things on this planet that make me genuinely happy. Thanks for being awesome!
@GreekV1nce
@GreekV1nce 6 ай бұрын
This man has heard more confessions than a Catholic priest before Christmas 💀 Honestly, Hope y'all doing better now and don't have to work a shitty job🙏🏼 (After that last one I need to go shower😶)
@seeschoker9809
@seeschoker9809 6 ай бұрын
The last one is CRAZY
@GreekV1nce
@GreekV1nce 6 ай бұрын
@@seeschoker9809 ON GOD BRO! That dude must have had to go to therapy for SURE after that. Honestly I'm sad for him, hope he feels better now😔🙏
@jj_gmmo153
@jj_gmmo153 6 ай бұрын
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@hyaudah4197
@hyaudah4197 6 ай бұрын
For the guy in the last story, i hope you're okay man, goddamn even just hearing the story makes my jaw dropped to the earths core
@thyvevusion218
@thyvevusion218 Ай бұрын
OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE, I WORK SOMETIMES IN FAST FOOD AND I HOPE NOTHING LIKE THAT EVER HAPPENS. The worst thing is usually very rude customers thinking you can put stuff in order they want or just wanting to argue, but this is whole level
@TheOneWhoGamblez
@TheOneWhoGamblez 3 ай бұрын
The Amy story got me holding on for dear live💀🙏
@HeisenbergFam
@HeisenbergFam 6 ай бұрын
"never work at Arby's" is one of the most accurate descriptions in history
@texaspetslife
@texaspetslife 6 ай бұрын
Agreed.
@jj_gmmo153
@jj_gmmo153 6 ай бұрын
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@Triggerma
@Triggerma 6 ай бұрын
npc
@christhechilled
@christhechilled 6 ай бұрын
14:58 Bruh is a real Deku
@rbMouhmad
@rbMouhmad 4 ай бұрын
Fr 💀
@No-cc1fq
@No-cc1fq 2 ай бұрын
I impressed with his vocal length ngl
@Mossymoss69
@Mossymoss69 Ай бұрын
REAL
@user-dx9iz7pv9d
@user-dx9iz7pv9d 5 ай бұрын
New here deadass lost it at the Curly fries flare up. 😂 Keep this content coming.
@th3WOP
@th3WOP 5 ай бұрын
7:43 Lmao that's right my brothers we finna get our getback 🔥
@Ang3l_VR
@Ang3l_VR 22 күн бұрын
Asmodeus pfp spotted
@ZECRA602
@ZECRA602 6 ай бұрын
Degenerocity may not be pregnant but he's always delivering 😔👏 **Edit: That last confession was hella out of pocket** 💀💀💀
@X3RNEA5
@X3RNEA5 6 ай бұрын
After the last story, This hits way different 💀
@enaisberrios7482
@enaisberrios7482 6 ай бұрын
It just leaves me in laughter. The triplets couldn't even finish they meal for still tryna give the man and the pregnant woman the alarm that they needed to make themselves known 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NoHatDashYT
@NoHatDashYT 6 ай бұрын
True. That story was crazy
@deadstar8809
@deadstar8809 6 ай бұрын
just please dont have him deliver in a steak n' shake
@forest_fire959
@forest_fire959 6 ай бұрын
BRO IM TRING EAT MY HOT POCKET RIGHT AND THIS SHIT JUST RUINS IT BRO😭
@dannylewis1539
@dannylewis1539 6 ай бұрын
God, the sudden Midoriya impression for the middle school confession had me CRYING 😂😂. That was perfect.
@Maru_812
@Maru_812 6 ай бұрын
Open ur legs 😅
@user-om2kq9wr9d
@user-om2kq9wr9d Ай бұрын
11:19 most out of pocket thing i have heard in my life bro im begging you do NOT put monkey brain in my burger im on my knees begging 😭😭
@BottoBobbs
@BottoBobbs 10 күн бұрын
This is a great video to watch after a mental breakdown bc despite being mentally unstable, I'm somehow more put together than most of your other fans. And that comforts me.
@grunkleg.3110
@grunkleg.3110 6 ай бұрын
That last story, what was going on in that woman's mind that she needed a steakburger as she was giving birth? That's not like a hormonal decision, that's something you'd do consciously
@Huh9631
@Huh9631 6 ай бұрын
She must not be right in the head, only logical explanation I can think of
@froggyyyy107
@froggyyyy107 6 ай бұрын
Maybe she thought she had enough time before the birth to pop in to get something to eat since many hospitals don’t let you eat during labor
@buttnuttz6119
@buttnuttz6119 6 ай бұрын
Maybe she has like a public birth/eating fetish because why else would she choose to just put these random workers into that horrible situation
@Fordrake_Fangirl
@Fordrake_Fangirl 6 ай бұрын
Idk I've heard that sometimes pregnant women get intense cravings for certain foods because of the babies and since she had triplets maybe that desire was multiplied by 3 so maybe that was it
@Just-Some-Helium
@Just-Some-Helium 6 ай бұрын
She was hungry man.
@SunkyD
@SunkyD 6 ай бұрын
That last confession left me with zero words. The delivery on the "I FEEL THE TRIPLETS COMING" would have left me wishing I was in a coma. I am praying for bro, no one should ever have to deal with that on such short notice, i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, i really hope the kids never hear what transpired on that day. That Izuku Midoriya impression was fantastic, i was impressed on how well it sounded
@thedarkfox4517
@thedarkfox4517 5 ай бұрын
I need find that man, He needs a hug after experiencing that.
@funnybones98
@funnybones98 5 ай бұрын
the 💯 emoji part was so good 😭
@Delilahsocool
@Delilahsocool 3 ай бұрын
I would of passed out 💀
@the_one_03
@the_one_03 29 күн бұрын
last dude did a virtue tbh. That gonna comeback good
@user-Redhood4598
@user-Redhood4598 5 ай бұрын
The deku voice was weirdly on point to the point where it made me uncomfortable but I didn’t care👁️👄👁️🦧🦍
@wo_w6640
@wo_w6640 6 ай бұрын
This shit got me contemplating wtf I would do if a woman came into where I work giving birth.
@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul
@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul 6 ай бұрын
If you work at a hospital it would happen every other day
@DoctorBones1
@DoctorBones1 6 ай бұрын
@@averagecyndaquilenjoyer-vj8ul hospitals have staff for that not minimum wage john working at a ghetto ass micky d's
@Gello_The_Fello
@Gello_The_Fello 6 ай бұрын
If it's anywhere else, that's crazy
@irvingguzman2612
@irvingguzman2612 6 ай бұрын
I'm a physician and I can confirm that seeing triplets be born is shocking for people not trained, I've seen fathers in the labor room with their wives faint and vomit. That last guy in the story was hella brave and probably the trauma will take some therapy lol
@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad 3 ай бұрын
You dont have to be a mental health specialist to know that watching birth of an infant ONCE is traumatising, and our protagonist got that 3 times over. I honestly could barely stomache it, and I have read a lot on human phisiology and general biology and chemistry literature. I honestly want to hug the OP and invite him on a proper 3 course meal and a trip of the baltic states.
@meihuangha
@meihuangha 2 ай бұрын
question does that mean something is wrong with me? everyone I know say they're traumatized seeing birth but I've watched live births and c sections and I have the opposite reaction. I like watching them. and I don't mean to be cool or egdy but I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't get traumatized. (I'm a nursing student on my maternity rotation so I also study in depth anatomy and physiology). ​@@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
@YORICHII_1
@YORICHII_1 2 ай бұрын
That last man will never live life the same again 😭🙏
@orsaz924
@orsaz924 5 ай бұрын
Some of the people in these confessions deserve jail time fr fr 💀💀 I get messing with the customer order *if* (and ONLY *if*) they did you dirty *FIRST* ; otherwise it's completely unprofessional and uncalled for Anyway, 11:20 and the last confession are wild af 😂😂💀
@lofrez1785
@lofrez1785 6 ай бұрын
That Deku voice impression was accurate 💀💀
@MetalFucker246
@MetalFucker246 6 ай бұрын
Nobody except you can make me gag while laughing hysterically
@enaisberrios7482
@enaisberrios7482 6 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂😂😂
@jonathanholloway2127
@jonathanholloway2127 6 ай бұрын
Gag is kinda sus😅
@ihatelatinas
@ihatelatinas 5 ай бұрын
you know gagging is a normal thing that fucking happens, over things that aren't "sus"​@@jonathanholloway2127
@Luxan-yf4rv
@Luxan-yf4rv 4 ай бұрын
Nobody like him can make me gag like that😩
@spookycat4155
@spookycat4155 5 ай бұрын
The last confession left me shaking and crying 💀 i ain't even joking at this point i imagined everything
@itsjusttt_Mia
@itsjusttt_Mia 16 күн бұрын
14:36 I have never squealed and curled up like a ball this badly from an accurate Midoriya's impression 😳😵‍💫-- I APPLAUD YOU FOR THAT 😭💖 Luv your vids tho 😊 Keep it up and may God bless your soul 🙏❤️✨
@TheBoltMaster456
@TheBoltMaster456 6 ай бұрын
Degenerocity's english Deku impression is SO GOOD 😭💀
@TheMMMification
@TheMMMification 6 ай бұрын
The end of the Amy story scares me because I also live in AK. If I ever run into her, I hope I end up on her good side, because she's clearly capable of anything.
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4399 6 ай бұрын
I don't want to be on her any side, hell I don't don't even wanna run into her
@sSlurri
@sSlurri Ай бұрын
907 gang 😂
@_ESSENTI4LS
@_ESSENTI4LS 3 ай бұрын
The Amy vs Jason battle is one for the history books
@foxiepix5164
@foxiepix5164 2 ай бұрын
The fact that he doesn't know what jaundice, bilirubin, haemoglobin is , Makes him a true american
@fwra1234
@fwra1234 6 ай бұрын
I used to work at Baskin Robbins. Late one evening, I was working alone and there was only a young couple quietly sharing a sundae. 4 white uni kids come in and ask all 3 of for help with "a video project for school." They ask the couple to start cuddling in the restaurant and asked me to yell and point at them "IS THIS ALLOWED?" We did what they asked and then the 4 left without buying anything. I think it was for a tiktok
@Isawthatbro31
@Isawthatbro31 6 ай бұрын
That seems random 😅
@MoonMoon-cl4co
@MoonMoon-cl4co 6 ай бұрын
Yo really! Sounds like they were making a reference to this vine from a few years back! m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/otl6kriDtL-yj4k.html&pp=ygUUaXMgdGhpcyBhbGxvd2VkIHZpbmU%3D
@PixelPower0615
@PixelPower0615 6 ай бұрын
That vine is iconic, tiktok could never...
@Kawaii_smash
@Kawaii_smash 6 ай бұрын
Ohh nah oh hell naw
@unlightings
@unlightings 6 ай бұрын
@@PixelPower0615that vine still lives rent free in my head to this day lol
@SomeGuyOnThisPlatform
@SomeGuyOnThisPlatform 6 ай бұрын
So nice of Degenerocity giving us a gift for the new years by making a new confessions video.
@jj_gmmo153
@jj_gmmo153 6 ай бұрын
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@joshshrum2764
@joshshrum2764 6 ай бұрын
Worst Chris gift ever after that last one.
@MusselFlum
@MusselFlum 6 ай бұрын
I turned on my flashlight on my phone to find a booger i dropped on the ground and ate it.
@InDuratizze
@InDuratizze 3 ай бұрын
Prayer to the last guy, wouldn't wish that on my WORST enemy
@driposwine6557
@driposwine6557 4 күн бұрын
The last two were diabolical 😭🙏
@KirbyJason210
@KirbyJason210 6 ай бұрын
14:36 That Deku impression got me cracking up.
@Randomdude64725
@Randomdude64725 6 ай бұрын
The final confession was crazy, sounded cinematic the way you acted it out.
@Gregory_ferrandis
@Gregory_ferrandis 5 ай бұрын
8:39 who tf is his father william afton💀
@Gelatin_agreengoober
@Gelatin_agreengoober 5 ай бұрын
Lol
@user-cp3le5li1t
@user-cp3le5li1t 11 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@JackieRedwood
@JackieRedwood 3 ай бұрын
I don't know what's worse the stuff I just heard or the permanent brain damage I will get from watching a new videos about these confessions
@acethecritter
@acethecritter 6 ай бұрын
Not only did she give birth in a restaurant, she gave birth to TRIPLETS?? I hope the guy who had to deal with this is ok☠️☠️
@HypaBox
@HypaBox 6 ай бұрын
Bro is probably in a mental assylum rn😭😭😭
@user-bb4eg5cc8p
@user-bb4eg5cc8p 6 ай бұрын
the odds of triplets are 1 in 10,000 meaning he had a 1 in ten thousand chance to have the most unlucky experience ever and he got dealt those cards
@royalrain20xx92
@royalrain20xx92 6 ай бұрын
That last confession was just… theater. To the brave soul that shared this with us, thank you
@jerechobaza7291
@jerechobaza7291 4 ай бұрын
Yall dont have any idea how many times i rewatch this video
@mariokon3666
@mariokon3666 2 ай бұрын
That last one really.....Damm I feel bad for him,hope you feel better bro
@BryanPlush
@BryanPlush 6 ай бұрын
14:36 Deku love story 💀
@aidenwest4382
@aidenwest4382 6 ай бұрын
LOL
@-eclipse-8435
@-eclipse-8435 6 ай бұрын
That impression was spot on too lmao
@hassanes3360
@hassanes3360 6 ай бұрын
The shnitzel visual at 19:47 had me in stitches man I can’t breathe
@AhmedMalaki
@AhmedMalaki 4 ай бұрын
Me too. Great some btw
@shaikerchip7954
@shaikerchip7954 5 ай бұрын
I love how the outro song was that one part of the song from eight crazy nights
@digitalgamer457
@digitalgamer457 5 ай бұрын
7:04 dis shit got me dying bro 😂😂😂
@Abyss_for_memes
@Abyss_for_memes 6 ай бұрын
18:27 that cat on the zaza💀
@eatingmytoesrightnow3627
@eatingmytoesrightnow3627 4 ай бұрын
I need the source for that video 😭😭
@justinqueso9644
@justinqueso9644 6 ай бұрын
The best part about this series is that he's never gonna run out of stories
@AJ-guy
@AJ-guy 4 ай бұрын
I've seen and heard a lot of crazy shit before, but the last confession had me absolutely FLABBERGASTED
@justanotherenglishspeaking684
@justanotherenglishspeaking684 5 ай бұрын
The way he read the love advice one was gold😂😂😂 😂
@FatherMurph
@FatherMurph 6 ай бұрын
One time, while I was shopping with my mom, an old woman came up and told me I reminded her of her dead son, and told me I could lose my mother at any point. Old people, man.
@vectorsahel5420
@vectorsahel5420 6 ай бұрын
Lmao
@DoctorBones1
@DoctorBones1 6 ай бұрын
i think grandma was foreshadowing
@Mr.Chief11
@Mr.Chief11 6 ай бұрын
The fact he spent a minute or two searching up words is just the most humane thing I’ve seen
@smithyrico
@smithyrico 4 ай бұрын
Talk about vultures
@The_last_monkeh
@The_last_monkeh 5 ай бұрын
that happy new year at the end caught me off guard💀
@mankey2919
@mankey2919 6 ай бұрын
so no one's going to question how D just nailed the Deku voice?
@TheMimiked
@TheMimiked 6 ай бұрын
These confessions are getting crazier by the minute. I hope you're doing good Little D.
@alyssarichardson2544
@alyssarichardson2544 6 ай бұрын
"Little D"... can't say I'd want that as a nickname lol
@hoangquanle3310
@hoangquanle3310 5 ай бұрын
The last dude is gonna need decades of therapy after that shit.
@luchillfer
@luchillfer 4 ай бұрын
blud forgor his password
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