Greatness recognises greatness

*VERY* tall Bart

Indeed, Bart sends his regards

​@@yurinoworryBarto muy alto

Me too

Thank god they wrote out the subtitles though i was so lost at the felonious gru part.

Somehow I can, and I'm not sure if that's a good thing

Bro look up morshu reads the bible You will be blown away

@@ambustio9807 I love a 3 day long youtube video

@@ambustio9807let’s face it, that’s completely impossible to understand without subtitles. It’s impressive, but not really even in the same category as proper ytps

Just raw, unfiltered Minions (2015)

Absolutely agree, this is astounding

Not a cell phone in sight. Just people pooping in the moment

​@ykessler5029 I've been wanting to comment 'not a cell phone in sight' on this all day, I'm so glad someone else's brain autocompleted that with that, I feel less broken

It’s so refreshing to see a poop without even one forward/reverse repeated section to make someone say AHGHAHGHAHGHAHG for no good reason. It’s never been funny, and it never will be funny.

The only intelligent speech he’s ever given

@@YodaOnABenderprogressives had their chance and blew it so this is what we get now

You misspelled "stupid"😂

I mean, having an AI that could scout for voewls and consonants in footage actually sounds really useful. I do agree though, AIs couldn't come up with anything this lucid for 9 whole minutes.

​​@@glumbortango7182 I think the difference is *intent.* An AI can't focus itself into a single objective because it doesn't have an objective. An AI has a prompt, a set of parameters. It can come up with an average, or even an influenced average, but it can't specialize. A human using cuts like this, however, knows exactly what they want in every one of their speech clips. Prager can say each word a thousand different ways, but this KZfaqr chose, with intent, the ones to feature in the video.

@@martindovah3810 you could probably ask an AI to "write an essay about X using only the following words: [dump of entire script, plus homonyms]", and then use that as the script you stitch the clips together to match

@@athath2010 At that point you might as well do the damn thing yourself. After a point, AI becomes redundant. Just be an actual artist.

​@@athath2010 I mean, yeah, feeding an AI the script assumes you're starting out with a half-decent script already, and at that point why not just use that?

that is honestly cool to know, I fully assumed 99.9%+ of traffic to this was just straight from VTB directly

@@itsvondellI’ve never even heard of Tall Bart. This was recommended by KZfaq for some reason, and I frankly think it’s one of the greatest artistic accomplishments of the 21st century.

same for me (probably because i rewatched good old pu earlier today)

@@itsvondellSame here. It's hella good

I’ve seen some tal Bart stuff but i don’t follow. I can confirm this popped up totally unprompted

I would pay good money to see all Prager u platforms turn into minion info dumping sites. It would spark joy I think

Dennis and the minions both work for the bad guys

and the minions would love him

are u gr9ovy will from twitch chat

To be fair, there's no Christ here. Prager is Jewish, and was only referencing the Hebrew Bible, not the Greek.

@@sirvaniss Christ may not be our Messiah, but as far as the Jews are concerned he passed the vibe check.

that delivery was so good I think I used it at least twice

I love how he's right though

I’d love to seek more videos like this where it’s played completely straight and that’s why it’s funny vs going for easy absurd bits. I still love VTB a ton but it’s refreshing to see something that’s on its face “drier”

Okay, they're yellow! Which is fine, I have no issue with that. I don't believe there's one person in this room who thinks skin colour is important.

And the western front. They were switching back and forth because they didn't fall to fatal persuasion to keep their alliance.

Why do you think the Spanish went so hard after the Portuguese Empire? Could it be... Ba-na-nahhhh...?!?!?!?!

I dunno about most interesting ever but yeah its close to the top level

I'll have you know that when I thought "39 people are subscribed to this channel, I wonder who's still out there" I thought of you specifically! Happy to say I am well, even though I'm barely anywhere anymore except in KZfaq comments and occasionally Twitch chats. I hope you're well too!

I watched it on generated captions, and that's what I thought you meant because it was so accurate. The fact that the auto-generated captions were that good makes it even more hilarious.

I went in with the goal of "I want to make a YTP where Dennis Prager speaks at length about how he doesn't believe the official story from Minions (2015) about where the minions were between 1812 and 1968", and I knew I wanted it to be just from this single source video. I was watching @verytallbart work with this speech in a livestream, and once the seed was in my brain after Dennis said 'despicable' early in the presentation, it was all I could think about for the rest of the stream, and the rough outline of it started forming from there in my brain and wouldn't go away until I actually committed to making the thing. I was like ok, he mentions enough historical figures and events that I should be able to find something there -- and he talks a lot about good and evil, free speech and what you can and can't say, that type of thing. He's got a full range of emotions and tones going on in this speech, from cheerful to angry to impassioned to quiet to totally gravely serious, and I really wanted to have that full range represented, even though he's talking about minions. I knew I'd have to get the viewer up to speed about what exactly his issue with the canon explanation of the minions ice cave gap period is, so I knew I would want to set up a lot of context at the beginning, since, like he says, most people know about the minions generally but maybe haven't seen or retained a lot of specific information from all the films -- which ended up characterizing him as someone who really thinks a lot about the Despicable Me canon, which was really funny to me. I also wanted it to be kind of not totally clear from the presentation whether or not he thinks the minions are real entities and that the Despicable Me movies are accounts of real events that have happened in the same world he lives in, or whether he's just invested enough in the fiction that it comes off that way. On the technical side, I really wanted to try out Adobe Premiere's auto transcription feature in a long sentence mixing project like this, which is basically what made this video possible at all. (It takes the full audio of the video and generates text captions that stay persistently linked directly to the clips, which can then be searched through and isolated/rearranged/etc. Really powerful for this kind of editing.) There were certain things he just handed to me, like the bit about Exodus. (It turns out, the beginning of Minions (2015) actually does show the minions working for an Egyptian Pharaoh building the pyramids, although not specifically Ramesses II. And it does really show them fighting in a war. I watched Minions (2015) and Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022) as background research for this video, since I had never actually seen them, I had just heard there was a suspicious gap in time where the minions supposedly just stopped doing the thing they're supposed to always do.) And I loved when he gave me whole lines that are just really funny verbatim when put in this new context, like "and when I say that on a college campus, there's booing!" Other things were trickier and required a lot of reworking as I went. There's no way I could've anticipated the way most of this would end up shaped at the medium and small levels, and half the time I barely knew by midway through a sentence. I just knew where it was all pointing to, so everything was just trying to keep it steered toward that goal. And just a lot of "okay, where could he go next from here?" and "okay, that's solid, but how to lead into it?" and "maybe this? -- is this anything? -- hmm, no, I don't really have anything good for that -- if it's phrased in a different way, maybe? ooh! that was a good lead-in phrase. the next part has to change a little to accommodate that but it's worth it." etc. etc. So TL;DR - the hybrid approach, but not with any script at any point in the process. Thanks for coming to my ted talk edit: I just opened this comment on mobile and oh my god, I swear it looked like less text on the computer

@@itsvondellRead it all thank you for answering.