How to scream in DSBM: 1) Take microphone 2) Click "Rec" 3) Step on lego brick

"I need to get in the car and record the vocals there" that's the most metal thing anyone has ever done

"Bass is also a very important instrument" *gets the bass and talks a little about it* *puts bass away without using it and continues with vocals* Man that killed me...

"Bathroom is always a good place to die"

Came for BDSM. Stayed for DSBM.

9:03 when you get back to car after 8 hours of work

I know it was comedy - but that song is actually really good! the main melody is really nice.

Now you have to sell the cassette version. Only 20 copies, 50 € per copy, with a drop of your own blood on the cover.

There is a musical genre for you... It's DSBM... You're Depressed... You're Suicidal... So play some Depressive Suicidal Black Metal... To show the summer who's the Boss LMAO

You use the same recording equipment as me, no wonder you are depressed

great bass line

A German trying to be funny... That's depressive! Good job ;)

Once, back in 2007 when I was looking for new unknown bands, I've heard this genre for the first time. I found a "Russian Pagan Depressive Black Metal" band. I was amazed by the depth of how many sub-sub-genres they had. It sounded like tv static, rain and someone trying to knock down a tree with a bucksaw. My only regret was forgetting the name of this band. Sad... ...Like it was designed to be.

I redecorated my monitor with coffee when he screamed in the car, hahaha

The screaming in the song made me laugh so much. Every single time I heard a scream or howl in the song, I just imagine you in your car trying not to annoy your neighbors and I almost fell off my couch because I'm in a similar situation. Ahh the complexities of being a rock musician in a small apartment surrounded by neighbors (and in my case, a wife) who expect quiet. Haha! I think this is the story of all rock musician's lives. From the time I started making music way back in the 80's, people were telling me to "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!!!!!" and I was always looking for creative ways to record stuff like vocals, drums, and other things without annoying people, while still keeping the music heavy and harsh.

Holy shit it cracked me up when he recorded the vocals

song's too short to be dsbm, needs to be atleast 20 minutes!! not counting the 10 minute intro and the 5 minute outro here!

What a strange feeling: when you begin to be depressed because of the song, but you're laughing at the same time!

I need to buy a car. Recording vocals is damn expensive.

This song at the end is actually pretty damn amazing man!

guitars need like 100x times more distortion to make them sound like someone is trying to adjust a radio. otherwise spot on bro.

9:04 "Help! The guy in the car is killing himself!", someone might have screamed.😂 Really good tutorial!!

the clean intro kinda sounds like "Walker of Dissonant Worlds" by Xasthur. I really like the full song good job man

lol.. when I saw the picture of the video and the title I thought it was a joke and you would record the hairdryer to be part of the music :D

HAHAHAH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WENT TO THE CAR TO RECORD VOCALS

Why does this channel not have more views or subs? Oh totally forgot, it wouldnt be trve anymore

Oh, and don't forget to take yourself way too seriously online, in person, just everywhere.

Surprisedly you made the coolest Dsbm I've ever heard

I love listening to some DSBM, and I might even consider one day playing music like that, but this video made me realize I'd possibly die of laughing on myself trying to record shrieking vocals like that in my car :D I'd rather just go out to a forest or a cave at near night, or an abandoned factory, with a portable recorder or something...

I like how he goes and makes a DSBM track and ironically makes the best one in the genre.

Run a pipe from the car exhaust to the inside for cool vocal effects. Don't forget to rev hard!

Skoda should build a 'Farvann Edition' for the Fabia

Its that time of the year to watch this again

Genial. Klasse gemacht. Das Endresultat lässt sich echt gut hören. Hast es sauber erklärt, indem du den DSBM Song in seine Hauptbestandteile zerlegt und erläutert hast. Coole Sache!

After 2 years but.. Man, I really love you. This video is a masterpiece to every DSBM fan, it's art 😂❤

5:40 Almost heard Quintessence

That Sepultura poster tho!🤘🏻

I had automatically generated subtitles on while watching and that made it even better. [Music] [Applause]

This video was great 😂 also that intro, I was crying from the laughter.

The little scream when he checks the water just killed me omg

you had a perfect opportunity to present the cable in the shape of a noose

Is it a pink heart hanging above your desk? A pink heart? Not kvlt, not trve, vnsvbcribed!!! :-p

Dude that was amazing! I would totally dig a whole album like this

BANDNAME="CERBERUS IN THE BATHROOM"

Hahaha awesome! \m/ The "It may hurt" part was perfect as well!

you know you're depressed when you walk up the stairs backwards

This video is a legend... It is like a perfect analysis of the DSBM genre, the analysis of the elememts that make its very core...After years, still come back to witness it again...🔥

This is one of the funniest things I've seen this week. Literally made my day bro. Let's keep it metal!

I couldn’t stop laughing at the part where you got in the car and started screaming xD awesome vid.

Heavy breathing asthmatic black metal: HBABM

This is really amusing because I end up having to do very very similar things to get my recordings done. Well done Sir. Thank you for your efforts.

Lmao your explanation of the drums was perfect hahaha. Fucking awesome video, one of my favorite comedy style music tutorial videos I’ve come across yet, subbed

Bei den Vocals im Auto hat's mich glatt zerrissen. Hast diesen DSBM-typischen schmerzvoll-jämmerlichen Schrei echt gut hingekriegt.

I've put my band on hold because I live with 2 other people and they freaked out last time I was screaming, thought I was possesed

You crazy, i love it. A good song by the way !

I died at the vocals recording process. Love this tutorial. Your Exodus riff was spot-on, love it. One of your licks (around 7:30) sounded a bit like Deströyer 666, I just love it.

I showed this to my Black Metalhead friend and it was hilarious

This is so Good.... Emotions,Feelings,Hatred,Sorrow all on Blackened song... DSBM the best

Thank you farvann, very cool! 😩🤟🏽

Das bin ich am Anfang jedes Sommers. XD Und das ist jetzt das erste Mal, dass ich ein DSBM-Lied komplett angehört hab. Normalerweise kann ich den Gesang-Stil nicht sehr lange aushalten, aber du hast es geschafft! Bravo, Farvann! :D

That intro could work for a Woods of Ypres tutorial too

Dude. How come that you have only 10k subs? And no, dont say satan or trve mkay? Seriously, you are underrated.

I hate how good and accurate this is. You’re a legend

3:54 that random spider in the wall

Very Useful, I think I'm gonna be a DSBM artist tomorrow successfully!

HAHAHAHA I died in the car part xD

This video had me laughing so hard!!! Especially the scene in the car. Instantly subscribed, keep it up man!

deine videos sind mit sehr viel humor gespickt , sehr gut ! :) und was soll man sagen .. machst gute videos ! cheers man

What does James Hetfield think of DSBM? "Depressive black metal...you know it's sad...but true! \m/ \m/ \m/"

You look like a bm version of dave grohl, great vid btw really enjoyed it

"That's too evil." is something I never thought I'd hear Farvann say.

Screaming in your car... Parked in the garage... Holy shit you're a TRVE GENIVS!

Sounds actually really good. Ever thought of writing more like this. I would buy your music if you ever did drop a album like this. Also i do love your Darbutulauk (sorry for the spelling totally forgot how to spell your band :D) Sorry i am 5 years late to the video just started getting into metal a year ago and really love black metal and got into DSBM.

Ok but the song is actually really good.

That guitar tone is beautiful

Absolutely best channel on KZfaq.

I lost it when you started screaming in the car. xD

Pretty good, though I prefer the "don't wake up mommy whispered screech" - vocals for my DSBM.

love your work bro...keep it up.

You're amazing! I'm glad I found your channel. Good looking, too!

Being infront of the sun, but holding the eyes shut, would be a nice album cover, very nice

That riff from 13:00... just wow

HAHAHHAHAHA on the process, but the final result of the song at the end is legendary, well done.

Just got this video in my recomendations, i definetely enjoyed every bit of it ! +1 sub for sure 🥳

This is amazing! I thought it was going to be all satiric, but you've actually composed a good dsbm song.. I mean, I've heard many other songs written by known artists on Spotify that don't sound as good as yours, and I assure you, I've heard them all!! :D Subscribed :) Btw, where are you from? I couldn't guess your accent.

why does this have 10x more views than any good dsbm album

Great video, I enjoyed ! The bass part was very funny !

That ended up being exponentially better than I had previously anticipated it being

After today's stream I can say that DSBM is good for falling asleep. I was sleeping like a dead corpse.

3:53 it isnt black metal enough if you dont have a spider crawling up behind you xD

Some early Shining vibe to the track, good job dude!

I enjoyed it.

Hey really enjoyed this video! Can you make Atmospheric Black Metal? Like the melodic and melancholic ones?

I love the riff at 6:09.

Thank you farvann, very cool!

Dude, I love it :D Cheers from Poland! \m/

Amo esse vídeo e irei preservá-lo pra sempre kkkkkkkkk

"My hair are just annoying" lol

Funny tutorial turned into an amazing song I loved it!

your videos are funny af love it