DeSantis: “I Will Not Stop Now” | Haley Gets Under Trump’s Skin

DeSantis: “I Will Not Stop Now” | Haley Gets Under Trump’s Skin | Travis Hearts Taylor

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4 ай бұрын

History will not remember former GOP presidential candidate Ron DeSantis, Donald Trump has Nikki Haley on the brain, and NFL star Travis Kelce scored major boyfriend points while celebrating a touchdown against the Buffalo Bills on Sunday. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue #TravisKelce #TaylorSwift
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@MeetThaNewDealer 4 ай бұрын

How can Pudding Ron justify terminating his presidential campaign. He should be forced to carry to full term. It did last more than six weeks after all.

@elliegolfam4939 4 ай бұрын

Ouch! Brilliant!

@paulopheim4224 4 ай бұрын

Um I rather think an abortion term exception should be made for Ron DeSatan ... can't be earlier enough and never too late.

@OnceUponaPoet 4 ай бұрын

😂🤣🤣

@tigerbalm666 4 ай бұрын

Noice!

@shahnulislam9897 4 ай бұрын

Pudding fingers get his mafia name right

@laalaa99stl 4 ай бұрын

"I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be Ron Desantis" -Winston Churchill

@captainspaulding5963 4 ай бұрын

I'll never forget the first time I heard Churchill say this on Vine!

@kenbrown2808 4 ай бұрын

"the trouble with quotations on the internet is they are so hard to verify." - Abraham Lincoln.

@mwater_moon2865 4 ай бұрын

@@captainspaulding5963 You mean you tube, right? It was an epic rap battle of history line, also known as "All the history you can teach in Florida"

@barryulrich2170 4 ай бұрын

"Windmills are beaching the gay whales with cancer." - adolf trump

@leila4166 4 ай бұрын

# 1

@Czechbound 4 ай бұрын

*"It's pronounced 'felon' "* That gag should win an award. Very funny

@robsnyder2614 4 ай бұрын

"It's pronounced 'Felon'", bravo to the writer who came up with that line.

@MsQ9677 4 ай бұрын

This one line will get them the Emmy for sure. Seriously though, GREAT line!

@carldzoga1348 4 ай бұрын

And Floridians are like: "Fuck, he's coming BACK"! 😂😂😂😂

@Wmyhands 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@meh2510 4 ай бұрын

He could drown his sorrows at the happiest place on Earth, if they didn't hate his guts for screwing with their sovereignty.

@chuckheart41 4 ай бұрын

Yes Ron’s coming back home without no balls. Trump put them on his Republican balls wall. Let’s see he has Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell and now Ron Desantis balls. All on his balls trophy wall in Mar-a-lago. It ain’t right it just ain’t right, bronze balls on the wall ,the inhumanity of it all. 😂😂😂😂 Run Josh Hawley run you could be next!😂😂😂😂

@BabyDollAlison2112 4 ай бұрын

Right!? 😂

@nikig2382 4 ай бұрын

@@meh2510Can’t wait for the Disney machine to hand him another defeat!

@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 4 ай бұрын

From abroad, it seems weird that members of a major US political party would nominate someone convicted of sexual assault and fraud, and is going to be in a courtroom most of 2024. Does the Republican Party literally have no one better to offer?

@elliegolfam4939 4 ай бұрын

The answer is NOPE

@yohei72 4 ай бұрын

They don’t want someone better. The qualities they most prize are bad ones.

@bunyipdragon9499 4 ай бұрын

Yes they have some better people but the base doesn't want a better person, they want their daddy 😂

@kevinriddell2105 4 ай бұрын

As an Australian I see the U.S. as a laughing stock. Their whole political and electoral system is pathetic. And electing judges to the Supreme Court on a political bias is just open for corruption

@tempest2000 4 ай бұрын

Cult.

@marijabu 4 ай бұрын

"It's pronounced FELON." The best! I laughed till I cried. Thank you.

@Mr.Finpherferriswheel_The_3rd 4 ай бұрын

Yes if you find that funny you should be crying. 🤡

@keeptaiwanfree 4 ай бұрын

@@Mr.Finpherferriswheel_The_3rdcope harder and keep crying over ur felon / fascist idol

@craftycalley 4 ай бұрын

I’m in the UK and was horrified first time around when Trump was elected president. Once again I am following the build up to the election but this time am only watching the likes of Stephen Colbert to make it less stressful. He’s a highly articulate and intelligent man whom I enjoy watching. This video made me laugh out loud. The Lincoln Project ads and Randy Rainbow songs are also enjoyable. Small chunks of sanity.

@jimbaranski4687 4 ай бұрын

Colbert is the only way to stay sane..

@rvdb7363 4 ай бұрын

@@jimbaranski4687 Seth Meyers also helps me to stay sane.

@rspro575 4 ай бұрын

If you can catch Glenn Kirchner he is a dose of sanity and reality.

@cadror26 4 ай бұрын

The problem with that statement is that d.t. wasn't elected by any U.S. citizen because putin, who had that person smuggled into Pres. Hillary Clinton's office, is not a U.S. citizen.

@rvdb7363 4 ай бұрын

@rspro575 I looked him up. He may be a dose of sanity and reality, as you say. But he is also very serious. With how bad the news is, I really need some humor to go with the gloom.

@tubruton 4 ай бұрын

"Quotes on the internet are often made up out of thin air." - Abraham Lincoln

@civil_villain 4 ай бұрын

"I don't always refuse security during a riot at the Capital, but when I do, I'm Nikki Haley." --Winston Churchill

@pj45670 4 ай бұрын

That got a like because it's hysterically funny!

@DSAK55 4 ай бұрын

@@pj45670 and historically funny

@beebuzz959 4 ай бұрын

Plus it's not even true. t-rump was the one who had the power to call in security or not, or to lessen it beforehand. It was after it went through the chain-of-command that Pence was finally able to call them in.

@seewoowoo 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@lenawagenfuehr53 4 ай бұрын

And better than anything that pig actually did say

@ale7564 4 ай бұрын

“It’s pronounced felon.” Thank you, I needed a good belly laugh. Laughing scrapes a little of the stress away.

@tonyhunt9049 4 ай бұрын

" It's pronounced Felon"... hahahahaha Loooooooove your work Stephen!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kimclarke5018 4 ай бұрын

“It’s pronounced FELON”. Epic line and so true….

@lesbutler273 4 ай бұрын

"It's pronounced felon." Priceless

@MaxModded 4 ай бұрын

"It's pronounced felon." Pure gold!

@RinkameWolfs 4 ай бұрын

Tr*mp on electric vehicles: "They don't go far" Me, who drove 2700 miles in a Prius: 🤨

@Lucboe1162 4 ай бұрын

“It’s pronounced felon” had me in stitches!

@saturnv2419 4 ай бұрын

Gavin Newsom famously said during that debate, that in a few week DeSantis will bend the knee and endorse Trump.

@leila4166 4 ай бұрын

Yes he did😊

@Soapboxstomper 4 ай бұрын

Newsom SMART! desatin DUMB!

@treetopjones737 4 ай бұрын

#CaliforniaPride

@rcpilot179 4 ай бұрын

Priceless. Too bad it costs 150 million dollars to teach Ronboy a lesson.

@Woozlewuzzleable 4 ай бұрын

More like getting on his knees for Trump like the rest or the Republican Party.

@PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide 4 ай бұрын

Best line: "It's pronounced 'Felon'." I laughed so hard it hurt.....

@DiegoMartinezCoria 4 ай бұрын

Can't wait until I never have to hear Drumpf's voice ever again.

@anettanewport8514 4 ай бұрын

From your mouth to God's ear.

@SpaceForceCommander 4 ай бұрын

DeSantis quoting Budweiser was no accident. Well done to the speechwriter (who was going to lose the job anyway).

@pemdechen6300 4 ай бұрын

Yes ...... hahahaha.....

@Tadicuslegion78 4 ай бұрын

Anti-Abortion Ron DeSantis must be forced to carry campaign to term no matter the inconvenience to him

@storytel27 4 ай бұрын

It was a matter of life and death for his campaign. He had to end it early in order to save himself.

@Hippiechick11 4 ай бұрын

The statistics show that mortality in pregnant woman has gone up.

@iyeetsecurity922 4 ай бұрын

*I love you for this comment OP.*

@leila4166 4 ай бұрын

But he has to pay the bills with his own money now😂

@edwarddavis7313 4 ай бұрын

@@storytel27Under Florida and Texas law you are allowed to do that.

@stevemurrell6167 4 ай бұрын

"It's pronounced felon". Gold!

@deniseboldea1624 4 ай бұрын

Congrats to Colbert' s research team for finding the source of the so called Churchill quote.

@elliegolfam4939 4 ай бұрын

Oh I died laughing on "your Clim...your Clim...they calll it the climate"..."my brai...my brai...they call it brain damage" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@drjanines3301 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Ltbookum 4 ай бұрын

It's so good because that's exactly what he does. If he can't get the word right he picks a associative word to get to it/make up for it.

@shermanculbertson6244 4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much Stephen for injecting humor and levity into this insane world. The last five years would’ve been impossible without you. Thanks to you and your staff and writers.

@carol6445 4 ай бұрын

It's pretty depressing frankly, lol

@paulinestewart8188 4 ай бұрын

Insane alright when the rest of the world has watched a 'dead man walking president' for the past 4 years. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@DellaWilliams-vo3ez 4 ай бұрын

@@paulinestewart8188Here in the UK at least, we celebrated in the streets when Dump lost. And we see all the amazing things Biden has done so far. If he's a 'dead president' then we'd welcome one here with open arms.

@toru_aruji 4 ай бұрын

@@paulinestewart8188 Better than a living cheeto that sexually assaults people.

@victoriao1828 4 ай бұрын

"It's pronounced fellon," 👏👏👏 Excellent 👏👏👏🥰

@Hili24pur 4 ай бұрын

Lov u soooo much Stephen . We need u so much now . Thank you for helping us in the battle to save democracy ❤

@andercoyote4170 4 ай бұрын

DeSantis quoting Bud Lite on the way out is such perfection… we think even Churchill would approve!👍🏽✨🇺🇸

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 4 ай бұрын

"Good God, stop that Dill Hole from quoting me!" - Winston Churchill

@JZsBFF 4 ай бұрын

Didn't MAGA boycot Bud Lite a while ago? That makes it double ironic.

@clintmash245 4 ай бұрын

I appreciated a quote about carrying on - while ending his campaign.

@AsmodeusMictian 4 ай бұрын

@@JZsBFF Indeed. But since when have they NOT taken any and all opportunities to make themselves look gud or somart? All mistakes and missteps are their enemies faults, and apparently Trump is the second coming....of Christ or Hitler, at the moment it's very difficult for them to determine which but they wouldn't care. Pretty sure they would worship all the same regardless of which one it was.

@carldzoga1348 4 ай бұрын

@@JZsBFF Kid Rock famously shot a case of Bud Lite a while back but was later spotted DRINKING a Bud Lite 😆🤣

@civil_villain 4 ай бұрын

"I don't always eat pudding with my fingers, but when I do, I make sure I'm wearing completely normal off the rack boots." --Winston Churchill

@swfcocs1 4 ай бұрын

Now at least your Churchill misquote is funny lol

@kimnesvig254 4 ай бұрын

Just a side note. There never was a federal mask mandate, nor is there a federal or state electric vehicle mandate.

@JR-pr8jb 4 ай бұрын

Desantis: 'Feels so good to get back into normal shoes. Those high heels were killing me."

@wctreasurez7928 4 ай бұрын

I love that Louis Cato busted the opening riff to "Jail House Rock" when Stephen mentioned felon @ 5:35. 😆

@treetopjones737 4 ай бұрын

Louis will be laughing when racist Nikki drops out.

@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 4 ай бұрын

Just a Norwegian onlooker here, and a rather apolitical one at that, but heck folks: How is it even possible for some people to look at/listen to trump, and think: "he is a really intelligent, caring, competent and ethical man, he will do SO much good for us the people and the country; I want him as president!" *-?!?!* Or is it that these people aren't looking for those qualities...

@garfield2439 4 ай бұрын

IDK

@bunyipdragon9499 4 ай бұрын

They don't think he has any of those qualities and they don't care. They think he is a big strong man that stands up for them 😂😂

@RuthLopez-tn3uv 4 ай бұрын

If you figure it out, please let us know

@kristinLB 4 ай бұрын

He represents the scourge of America, and sadly it’s half the country and half of congress.

@zombiassain66 4 ай бұрын

Education is overrated for a large proportion of people in the USA

@masterskrain2630 4 ай бұрын

"It's pronounced Felon!" PERFECT!!

@RevCeleste 4 ай бұрын

"It's pronounced 'felon'." Best line of the monolog!

@chiguireespacialespecial 4 ай бұрын

you have a felon below

@desireeespinosa3954 4 ай бұрын

“It’s pronounced felon.” Absolutely beautiful comedy 😂

@Dragonwing5036 4 ай бұрын

I laughed pretty hard on that one too!

@Birdyblue12 4 ай бұрын

😂

@user-tn7un4un1b 4 ай бұрын

He got that right!😂😂😂😂❤

@danburnes722 4 ай бұрын

There is one felon and one lady left.

@elliegolfam4939 4 ай бұрын

And you know Republicans will never vote for a woman - much less a woman of color - so in the end it will be the felon.

@Joelswinger34 4 ай бұрын

I would not call Nikki a "lady."

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 4 ай бұрын

Yeah dude, 'lady' is a bit of a stretch.

@RS3isRealscape 4 ай бұрын

@@Joelswinger34 calling her a lady is like calling the NY Jets a football team Prediction 2024 Jets go 0-17 1st pick in draft and get another QB for Fucks Sake

@JZsBFF 4 ай бұрын

@@user-zb9lv3gh8s Malady is a lady too so it figures.

@angeladoll9785 4 ай бұрын

"It's pronounced FELON" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NewMessage 4 ай бұрын

"I'm not gonna kiss the ring." -Ron Desantis, trying to get the taste of Donnie's ring out of his mouth.

@godlessqueertheywarnedyouabout 4 ай бұрын

Ron DeFascist quoted Budweiser? But isn't Bud Light WOKE???

@atticusandwinifred3274 4 ай бұрын

Oh, snap! Good point!!

@JLee-rt6ve 4 ай бұрын

He figured Bud was wiser.

@dronepilot260rc 4 ай бұрын

lol what does woke even mean lmfao 😂

@nikig2382 4 ай бұрын

@@dronepilot260rcIt’s basically cultural awareness, but hardcore conservatives have twisted it for their own personal gain to mean “radical liberal garbage”

@RS3isRealscape 4 ай бұрын

he is a hypocrite

@zynathera8140 4 ай бұрын

considering 80% of new vehicle sales in Norway are electric it appears they work just fine in cold climates. But are we really surprised trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

@alarahillton1343 4 ай бұрын

Dump talks and nothing comes out...

@treetopjones737 4 ай бұрын

"When the Sun goes down, solar power doesn't work." 🤪

@jpdemer5 4 ай бұрын

On day one (when he's a dictator), he'll have all the forests raked.

@8arrows 4 ай бұрын

@@treetopjones737they’re not solar powered cars. And the electric generated for them are from wind turbines, and other clean energy. Like nuclear. Hydro electric dams. Etc.

@ceejae7352 4 ай бұрын

@@jpdemer5 There won't be any forests left to rake if Trump has his way.

@jayczzzya 4 ай бұрын

Biggest let down for the GOP. He had everything they needed in a conservative candidate, except for charisma, likeability, personality, humanity, sensibility and reasonable taste in footwear. 😂

@andrewlittle4488 4 ай бұрын

You forgot the ‘actual goods’; that heel-wearing, lizard-lip licking and oddly laughing alien didn’t have that either 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pemdechen6300 4 ай бұрын

That's pretty funny hahaha

@annemettefrederiksen7751 4 ай бұрын

And dont forget his deep hatred of education and basic human rights for his constituents in an sinking state ..The perfect GOP member

@robertfoerster566 4 ай бұрын

I do get a chuckle about the electric car in winter shtick. Well, I know another vehicle with trouble in the winter and snow...regular cars. OH my god, these cars can't get through four feet of snow and slide on the ice! What a silly machine! ;)

@triffus 4 ай бұрын

Is that true?! The Budweiser quote?! Why isn't EVERY MAJOR NEWS OUTLET running with this?!? That's insane!

@michaeldeerfield6143 4 ай бұрын

Yeah - it’s true. I think I saw a report that the language was from a 1938 ad for Budweiser beer.

@FireElement7 4 ай бұрын

If Biden had made that same mistake right wing news would play it on an endless loop.

@Scarabswarm 4 ай бұрын

Because Ron has made himself irrelevant to the news cycle, so nobody cares. He'll do a hundred more embarrassing things between now and the next real scandal or Disney v Desantis lawsuit progress announcement.

@jimbaranski4687 4 ай бұрын

Still, it’s a good saying…

@jspres86 4 ай бұрын

I'm 100% convinced his staff fed him that line just to screw with him. But I mean...is it really that insane compared to everything we've seen so far?

@gamepapa1211 4 ай бұрын

Honestly, assembling a 1000 pcs puzzle is a better investment of your time if you're part of DeSantis' presidential campaign. That, and updating your resume for your next gig at IHOP.

@ekdaufin1485 4 ай бұрын

😂

@user-yy4jo9pk2b 4 ай бұрын

Hilarious!!😂🤣👏👏 Tired of waiting for the felon to be behind bars!😏

@jeffwatkins352 4 ай бұрын

Love the Desantis jokes! Calling a Bud quote a Churchill quote! GOP=brain dead. And thanks SO much for the final zoom out from Joe! I'm gonna rewatch this one a bunch of times!

@Opus313 4 ай бұрын

It's no wonder Ron wasn't popular... between the bad policy, creepy smile, pudding fingers and high heel boots... he never stood a chance!

@bobpratt7112 4 ай бұрын

But did he ever dunk a chance? Somewhere near the bottom of the pudding cup? In the seam between the sidewall and the circular grove surrounding the center? I guess we'll never know.

@FHernandez623 4 ай бұрын

"stood" you say? 💯

@TheXenderful 4 ай бұрын

Crazy that those things turned voters off, but none of trumps faults. The man really is their Godking 😂

@toddwilliams5905 4 ай бұрын

White rubber boots were all we needed to see.

@lenawagenfuehr53 4 ай бұрын

He sounds overqualified

@gamepapa1211 4 ай бұрын

Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his campaign to term like a good Republican.

@cleverusername9369 4 ай бұрын

- Winston Churchill

@ekdaufin1485 4 ай бұрын

So good!😂

@B_Bodziak 4 ай бұрын

Mrs DeSantis should claim that little D tried to pull out earlier, but he couldn't go through with it...

@peace4myheart 4 ай бұрын

Nice!

@ziggy33399 4 ай бұрын

He’s still governor in Florida. Still using citizens tax money to do whatever hare brained idea. He lied to his citizens on covid numbers & when his own employee found out but only to discover he made the numbers look better to look better. Oh, don’t get me started ..There’s a list . So now we have options to vote TRUMP …and even though I want to have tax breaks….i don’t think it’s worth it..killing people, lying … and all the illegal acts …not honoring women, etc making my choices null. I don’t like any of them.

@herbblodgett1027 4 ай бұрын

The governor of Florida looks just like The character on the cover of mad magazine Alfred E Newman 😂

@chenzen1578 4 ай бұрын

I died when Stephen said "it's pronounced 'fellon'"

@adpirtle 4 ай бұрын

How poorly must Americans think of Ron that he lost this badly to a guy facing 91 criminal indictments? What's that? He was too cowardly to bring them up? Oh.

@mindlessgonzo 4 ай бұрын

If he showed a spine against the GOP kingmaker, that'll lose him whatever voters he had...

@treetopjones737 4 ай бұрын

@@mindlessgonzo Like that other loser Ted Cruz, he instantly kissed Trump's ass.

$@fracture4047$

@fracture4047 4 ай бұрын

The issue is that Trump supporters choose to ignore the fact that he is being criminally charged. And it makes sense that the justice system is going after him but people who support him think he is being targeted/everyone is against him

@artbargra 4 ай бұрын

@@fracture4047 Wrong. Trump's campaign is mostly based on the criminal charges. He is proud of being a criminal, and his cultists follow suit. No wonder Republicans think education to be an insult.

@Mr.Finpherferriswheel_The_3rd 4 ай бұрын

He knows it’s a political witch hunt. Clean record, becomes president makes democrats mad and then all of the sudden he’s a huge felon????

@scottpfeiffer7460 4 ай бұрын

Favorite line of the night… “it is pronounced felon”

@rca-in-glasgow6781 4 ай бұрын

Imagine the day when the slammer door closed and we never have to hear another word from Trump. 😊😊😊

@dancepiglover 4 ай бұрын

No, somehow his ramblings will make it to our ears. ☹️

@valerielewis1356 4 ай бұрын

Michael Cohen, was on CNN, said that if Trump was in prison he would be spilling National secrets to anybody that wanted to listen

@SuperLeica1 4 ай бұрын

The Media won't let go of any click-bats. Sorry!

@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 4 ай бұрын

This is my hope everyday. The thought of never having to see his orange face, or hearing his lying voice EVER again makes me happy. Hopefully he’ll be locked up well before November.

@Npie903 4 ай бұрын

I hope the judge blocks all contact with the outside.

@jimmatthews2148 4 ай бұрын

Water is all right taken in the right spirit

@SirPolitico 4 ай бұрын

Rest in peace Ron. What an embarrassing showing to lose so dramatically to a person that has 91 felony charges, thinks he’s run against Obama for president and that we haven’t yet had a Second World War.

@JohnYoung-js1bl 4 ай бұрын

And Nikki Halley was the Speaker of the House Jan 6.

@edwarddavis7313 4 ай бұрын

Don't forget praising George Washington's Air Force

@filonin2 4 ай бұрын

@@edwarddavis7313 Well, we don't know who was assaulting the airports, maybe it was the Marines?

@dianaberrios3691 4 ай бұрын

You hilariousssss 🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

@babybijou969 4 ай бұрын

Rest in pieces, Ron

@YodatheHobbit 4 ай бұрын

That subtle musical callout to "Jailhouse Rock" after "felon" by the band leader was actually fantastic.

@sherryelle225 4 ай бұрын

You know some young kid who worked on Deathsantises campaign, did that fake Churchill quote to him as his last revenge.

@ddeboy002 4 ай бұрын

Attention all GOP Trump voters: You've solidified Joe Biden's guaranteed victory. Thank you very much. We really appreciate your democratic support.

@Mr.Finpherferriswheel_The_3rd 4 ай бұрын

Yes I also like inflation. Maybe you should come out with inflation for Christmas instead of crabs for Christmas.

@toru_aruji 4 ай бұрын

@@Mr.Finpherferriswheel_The_3rd Did you have a stroke mid-comment? This makes no sense.

@rachelredden6682 4 ай бұрын

Bags of💩are more intelligent than Trump supporters. Thank you. Goodnight.🙋‍♀️

@rachelredden6682 4 ай бұрын

Single-celled organisms are more intelligent than Trump supporters. Thank you. Goodnight.🙋‍♀️

@richardramfire3971 4 ай бұрын

Don’t be so sure. I’m not a fan of either I do agree Desantis could have probably got some Democrats support. But don’t count trump out.

@AllInTheGame01 4 ай бұрын

Meatball Ron DeSanctimonious should've been forced to carry the campaign to term!

@wonderings8973 4 ай бұрын

:"one fella & one lady left" - Lady and the Trump

@pickledragonrebel 4 ай бұрын

😆

@drjanines3301 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jamesmetter9827 4 ай бұрын

Get her a flea collar quick!!

@2l84t 4 ай бұрын

Quotes the makers of Bud Light while failing miserably as a Trump light.🤣

@Taipanablack 4 ай бұрын

"...it's pronounced felon." Great line!

@Tazzer88 4 ай бұрын

The triumphant return of the Pelosi 'poo poo' clip! It's truly a great day.

@glennwelsh9784 4 ай бұрын

Anyone else hear Donnie say, "Hiroshima...not exactly..." and think that he was about to say "Nagasaki" before he realized that he couldn't pronounce it?

@Budmetro 4 ай бұрын

“Hero-sheem-hah!”

@donmcallister3745 4 ай бұрын

Hahaha 😂… he’s got the best words…. 💙🇺🇸💙

@queenannsrevenge100 4 ай бұрын

If it weren’t for the fact that he’s running for one of the most influential offices on the planet and threatening to do irreparable damage with it, I’d almost feel sorry for him - because he sounds like he is SERIOUSLY knocking on the door of senility.

@elibnem4126 4 ай бұрын

Yo- sem - ite

@gwen3010 4 ай бұрын

What a spineless person he is! I feel sorry for the people of Florida that they couldn't get rid of him two years ago!

@susanw2869 4 ай бұрын

Ron DeSantis ... the new Ted Cruz 😂

@user-dm7ik4uy4c 4 ай бұрын

I have always enjoyed Colbert's humor.

@cleverusername9369 4 ай бұрын

I'll give Ron DeSantis this, it's a bold move to be the first extraterrestrial governor of a state. Makes sense that it's Florida. -Winston Churchill

@32Flavors 4 ай бұрын

The guy who took off his shirt, girlfriend or wife is going to say, "That's my man. Yep, him. That's mine." His balance when he jumped from the box and did not fall was perfection!

@barbarahecht4617 4 ай бұрын

Oh, I don't know... I'm a wife, and although I may be proud that my drunk husband doesn't immediately fall down while jumping from the box, I wouldn't exactly give him props for keeping his balance. Maybe for not embarrassing me too much on social media...

@staceyschwieterman6655 4 ай бұрын

It felt so good laughing at your pudding names when you made those sounds I couldn't help but giggle

@JasonBoyce 4 ай бұрын

Trump’s “Nikki Haley… Nikki Haley… Nikki Haley…” bit is where he realized he was saying the wrong name, KNEW it was the wrong name, but couldn’t figure out who the actual person was he wanted to refer to, so he just stuck it out.

@greentara291 4 ай бұрын

And no one of his minions dare correct The Great and Powerful Duhhh.

@terri6854 4 ай бұрын

No, he was saying what his brain thought was right at the time.

@michaelgillespie1206 4 ай бұрын

@@terri6854that's what got him in trouble, letting his brain think for him.

@treetopjones737 4 ай бұрын

@@michaelgillespie1206 Like that Simpsons bit of Homer's brain: "I'm outta here!"

@MorganBondelid 4 ай бұрын

@@terri6854”saying what his brain thought was right at the time” is so perfect for every word that spills out of his putrid mouth

@laalaa99stl 4 ай бұрын

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." -Winston Churchill

@benwasserman8223 4 ай бұрын

Ah, a correct Churchill quote. Something DeSantis couldn't pull off.

@bobpratt7112 4 ай бұрын

"My whiskey and cigar contaminated corpse will forever haunt those who attribute to me quotes I never made!" - Winston Churchill

@iyeetsecurity922 4 ай бұрын

_"Use the force, Harry!"_ *- Gandalf*

@pintpot 4 ай бұрын

@@benwasserman8223 Sorry. It isn’t. There’s no record of Churchill having said it. It seems to have originated from Israeli politician, Abba Eban. It got misattributed to Churchill in the 1980s.

@lenawagenfuehr53 4 ай бұрын

The pig was half American so I doubt he would say anything derogatory about them

@user-zb8ek8bq1q 4 ай бұрын

you and your writers are awesome!!! Keep it up and up coming for your great knowledgement,writers!

@MisterSubtleMasterSean 4 ай бұрын

*OK, I just gotta say...the Trump praising DeSantis part after the fact truly floored Me*

@davidgrech4574 4 ай бұрын

You can tell when Trump is getting nervous because he starts playing the virtual accordion 🪗

@annieoakley9207 4 ай бұрын

No, that means he is about to tell a huge lie.

@morebirdsandroses 4 ай бұрын

One of his most annoying, lamest gestures. 🤤

@davidgrech4574 4 ай бұрын

@@morebirdsandroses I don’t think he’s going to be around much longer. I feel so sorry for the people who have been hurt by him. I hope you have a wonderful week 🙏😉

@breda042 4 ай бұрын

That's so funny.

@whiplashfatigue1430 4 ай бұрын

I think you mean a concertina.

@napalmholocaust9093 4 ай бұрын

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind! -Winston Churchill

@PitFriend1 4 ай бұрын

DeSantis might have been more relatable if he spent more time reading books instead of banning them.

@davidjames2083 4 ай бұрын

It's 6am over here in England as I watch this Stephen, and it's already *Made My Day!* Cheers Boss! 👍😂😎🇬🇧☕🥃

@NikolaHoward 4 ай бұрын

Yep, just about to get up and leave for work here in the UK... Stephen sets up the day! 🎉 🇬🇧

@jpdemer5 4 ай бұрын

Ron's family is hugely disappointed by the news ... that he's going back to spend more time with his family.

@omalor 4 ай бұрын

Taylor to Jason: I knew you were trouble when you walked in.

@atiredfloridian777 4 ай бұрын

Honestly, DeSantis really should be forced to carry his campaign to term. It's been more than six weeks! I guess he can take off his high heels, it's not like he needs them now!

@Soapboxstomper 4 ай бұрын

Maybe now he can focus on forcing men to have vasectomies since the gop is into gross over reach in legislating womens wombs🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@unvergebeneid 4 ай бұрын

Of course when Trump accuses DeSantis of partying with highschool girls, it's the purest form of "every accusation is a confession."

@NerfHerder69 4 ай бұрын

I like your profile pic

@eryck4510 4 ай бұрын

Like all the stuff they accuse Hunter Biden of. But in reality its them that do cocaine, own guns illegally, etc

@angiebear8727 4 ай бұрын

Absolutely

@unvergebeneid 4 ай бұрын

@@NerfHerder69 haha same! 😄

@Silverfirefly1 4 ай бұрын

It's a case of, just because something is projection doesn't mean it isn't true.

@enoughstuff333 4 ай бұрын

You made me laugh out loud with this one😂😂😂😂😂

@dannyburleigh1 4 ай бұрын

What happens in VEGAS stays in your memory bank and on your handheld phone.

@vernalc2449 4 ай бұрын

"It's pronounced FELON." CLASSIC! Internet WINNER!

@woodwage7988 4 ай бұрын

It's pronounced "Felon" was one of your best one liners from all these years of watching you...just excellent!!!

@TheRealGSmith 4 ай бұрын

A night of puzzles and water sounds delightful.

@andreadean3895 4 ай бұрын

Listening at work and literally had to walk away from my desk to laugh when Stephen started the gagging noises. 🤣🤣

@stevechance150 4 ай бұрын

The Churchill quote must have been a Chat GPT hallucination.

@sherrihaight2724 4 ай бұрын

At "poo poo" soundbite I literally spit my toothpaste out. Lol A political laugh is worth mopping a mirror!

@celiamirabal8678 4 ай бұрын

Hilarious thank you

@kerryrobinson9947 4 ай бұрын

Meatball's minions putting puzzles together. What a competitor. 🖤🍝

@hs4xace 4 ай бұрын

The quote "Success was never final and failure never fatal. It was courage that counted" was attributed to George F. Tilton in a 1948 edition of "Thoughts on the Business of Life" in Forbes Magazine. However, it's often mistakenly credited to Winston Churchill or even Abraham Lincoln. It's worth noting that the quote was used in a Budweiser ad too.

@DvLnDsGyZ 4 ай бұрын

It's pronounced FELON!

@cluelesscheese1 4 ай бұрын

That jailhouse rock reference from the guitarist at "its pronounced felon" was ace 😂 5:30

@Opus313 4 ай бұрын

When Nikki Haley finally drops out she should surprise everyone and NOT endorse Donnie... maybe join the Lincoln Project...

@elegantgypsyrose5328 4 ай бұрын

I don't think Lincoln Project would have her. At least I hope they wouldn't.

@nsas54 4 ай бұрын

Sadly! Not going to happen. She will follow the herd over the cliff.

@WyvernYT 4 ай бұрын

Her obvious strategy for getting the Republican nomination is to just keep hanging on until Trump goes to prison.

@trudygreer2491 4 ай бұрын

@@nsas54Especially if she thinks there's an inkling of a chance she could be the VP!!

@mapratt 4 ай бұрын

A spine?

@alansmitheejr. 4 ай бұрын

Ron's face can now go back on the FBI Most Wanted Serial Killers list.

@Lanwarder 4 ай бұрын

I'm from Canada, we've had our fair share of cold wether and I'm more than happy with my electric car.