Galvanised square steel ✅ Eco-friendly wood veneers ✅ Nowhere near enough beds ✅ Soft mattresses ✅ High tech doors ✅ Escalators ✅ Heavy titanium alloy door ✅ Perfect bedroom

The wifes womb is made of galvanized steel & eco-friendly wood veneer.

My wife had 1 billion children, and we have been struggling to fit them in our single bedroom apartment. Fortunately , I came across this video. Thank you, Little John, for showing me the power of galvanized square steel 🙏🙏🤑🙏

I feel like I might be the only person in existence to legitimately benefit from these videos. I love worldbuilding fantasy worlds and the 800 to 1 billion kids videos gave me great ideas for how to architecturally develop settlements for some of the intelligent beings in my world

I love how this slowy escalates from "Semi-"pratical" bedrooms for multiples kids" into "Welcome to Confucius Prison Block."

All jokes aside, the single room vids (not the ones with too much kids just the ones with 1 kid) could actually be a dream room for me tbh.

I love how this channel is secretly Chinese and it can just keep pumping out practical home design solutions for the most absurd scenarios, including ones where they install a container somewhere and immediately cover it up with other installation features so it can never be opened

"Glass door, which is both transparent and opaque." Wiser words have never been spoken

The second aunt owns a whole IKEA 💀💀💀

Our ancient Chinese wisdom has finally spread to the West. I am proud

12:30 bro made a whole mall💀

This really helped me. I was very worried that I would'nt find a tutorial for a bedroom for a billion kids

Thank you, I could not live without this video, I have been living in a 2 sq feet apartment in NYC with my 1,281,472,193 hyperactive children and couldn't help but getting trampled to death everyday when I go home from work, Now with them having a new figure to rely on, I can happily abandoned them. I would also suggest adding a crocodile that would help me consume them. Hope you all have a nice day🥰🥰

This is the new "the design is very human" and i love it.

ngl the 3 kids bedroom design looks very good

17:02 Domain expansion: 1 Billion Kids

Hello Home Design. I love your tutorials for building room for 1 to 1 billion kids, but I musk ask something of you. My wife recently had 1 trillion kids at once, the issue is. We only have one bedroom, can you please make video on how to use daily items like galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, folding tables, soft matresses (for comfort) and if nessecary I could borrow some expansion screws from my aunt. Thank you!

Small bedroom starter pack [FREE]: Galvanized square steel Eco-friendly wood veneer Expansion screws Breathable ribcage Soft padding Shop: $10 - Second Aunt to supply you with oddly specific items $30 - The long lost martial art of Buddha Palm $5 - Smelly socks and underwear $500 - Statue of Confucius Upgrades: $5 - Lucky color [PADDING] $10 - 100+ years of durability [GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL] $200 - Aunt owns all ikeas in the world [SECOND AUNT] Upgrades and shop items based on replies

My wife *accidentally* had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kids, how can I make a room for them?

Why have these videos unironically taught me more about home design than the rest of my life

The hospital they go to must be very rich because of the amount of visits the damn wife does

21 mins of galvanized square steel. Let’s go!

The narrator in that first one for the 1 kid kept on saying it was too small for stuff, but that's around 1.5 times the size of my room, I want a room that spacious

Thank goodness for those aunts

thanks for the tutorial for keeping my 1 billion childrens 😊

ngl a lot of these designs actually go hard. if they just got the details that don't make sense to work, it'd be perfect.

bro totally saved Korea’s birth fertility and japan 15:28 until to the end

17:43 this ain't room. This is a whole mall selling kids💀

Little John has been working since childhood, but his measly $90 million only bought him a tiny 0.1-meter house. Shocked by its size, even his pet cockroach wouldn't live there! So, we got to work. We welded galvanized square steel for the frame, secured with expansion screws borrowed from Little John's aunt. For a long-lasting floor, we added eco-friendly wood veneer that should last 1,000 years. Luxury on a small scale! We installed a wall-mounted toilet that doubles as a chair when not in use. Next to it, a wall-mounted swivel chair (perhaps a Murphy chair?) is perfect for studying, working, or dining when flipped down. Promoting healthy living, we added an induction cooker for easy meal preparation. Right beside it, a showerhead and marble floor create a compact bathroom area. Sliding glass doors (probably!) will keep the shower contained. For ultimate convenience, a bed with a built-in wall socket allows for easy phone charging. And to unwind after a long day, a projector lets Little John enjoy Korean dramas and shows on the wall.

In order to have a great room: 1) Galvanised Square Steel 2) Eco-Friendly Wood Veneers 3) Expansion Screws (Borrowed From Aunt) 4) Breathable Rib Cage

These are all so satisfying.

1 Kid - Small Space, Many Things. 2 Kids - Little Space, Almost The Same As 1 Kid, And Just A Little Bit Cooler. 3 Kids - Bad Boys, Pushes Outer Wall To Make The Space Bigger, For Sleep. 4 Kids - We Couldn't See It... 10 Kids - Small Room, Super Cool, Cozy Cool. 12 Kids - Built A Circular Structure. 100 Kids - Super Big Room, Add Kids Names, Continues Praying, Cool. 800 Kids - Room Become 1 Lightyear. 1,000 Kids - Smashes The Floor 2 Time, Durability, Kids. 100,000 Kids - Smashes The Floor 2 Time, 92,105,195,528,527,501,586,461,506 Lag, Same As 1,000 Kids. 100,000,000 Kids - Extremely Laggy, 10,000 Lightyears. 1,000,000,000 Kids - Breaks Floor 159,490 Time, 8,910,682,105 Lines Of Galvanized Steal, 105,194,194 Ladders, 1,000,000,000 Kids, 142,857 Escalators. Infinite Kids - Breaks Floor 109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,204 Time.

Galvanized square steel 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Me and my friends watched this before our maths exam this morning instead of studying 10 galvanised square Steel beams out of 10

I don't know what I'm seeing but it's somehow satisfying.

Galvanised square steel is the main character 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍😍😍😍

As a fellow Vietnamese, i was pretty proud of this guy having the balls to make this type of house/apartment in this country

the first one is actually very good holys--- so much space

love how as we dive into the territory of unrealistically large amount of children, we also start using only one single expansion screw borrowed from aunt to hold the entire structure down

1 billion - Cities-Districts-Areas-Neighborhoods-Buildings-Floors-1000 children

the 1st one actually goesd hard

this is suprisngly enjoyable to watch

Thank you for the designs!! 💌 It is entertaining.

That 1 kid room is actually a very fire workspace

I like how in the 3rd or 4th video, the "babies" are as tall as a 9 year old, and they know how to build a whole bedroom, including pushing a whole wall. (ty for the likes)

The house designs all look beautiful keep those edits up!✨❤️✨ Edit 1:on 12:45 DID HE JUST GET THORS HAMMER THO😮

BRO IDK WHY I KEEP WATCHING THIS ITS TO GOOD I CANT STOPPPPP

this channel is using sterile corporate aesthetics to show absolute shitposts of house design and it's hilarious. sir, lady or whoever is behind this... i applaud you.

Unexpectedly have kids. Accidentally gave birth. 😂

thanks i’m using it for my basement

In all honesty aside from the part including boring a hole in the wall next to the bed, that first room is actually very reasonable and well optimized.

11:18 this part is crazy

little John's 8 boys kidnapped 2 girls... little John... there's something you need to address before buying galvanised square steel

Am I crazy or is the first kid's room actually awesome? Like I'd totally take a room like that

the room for one kid actually seems like such a nice room, i kind of wish that was my room

Can you do a tutorial for infinite children 🔥🔥🔥

Nah Blud ain’t building rooms he building entire hotels💀

The long lost martial arts secret Buddha palm😂 16:35

The first bedroom is pretty good, I would want something like that.

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Is The Mom Okay?!💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️

Just imagine life worked like this

Honestly one child bed is cool

This aunt comes in clutch with those expansion bolts

3:25 Oh yes, let's just push that wall to the middle real quick. Just a normal day at home!

i love how the people goes through the wall

Through every video you can see the mental descent of this family

ngl these videos are actually pretty helpful for bloxburg builds

1 hour of galvanized square steel next video please 🔥🔥

3:36 dang that’s a strong family!😂😂

I like how it slowly devolved into creating consumerist megastructures.

Thank you David Copperfield, you're a real one.

Most sane home design:

The best part about these videos are they are obviously not very realistic but the ideas are pretty cool. That some of them might make sense irl

some of these designs r lowkey kinda fire actually

Please do a 0' by 0' room next

The first one is actually my dream bedroom

the first room is actually really good

the 1 kid room genuinely looks so nice

1 kids truly a wise words

the way it’s explained is genuinely the kind of thing i would write in my dt exams 😭

wow this was amazing

awesome guide, can you make some more low budget designs to suit lower income homes and families?

0:12 no space for activity Yet even bigger than my living room 😂

3:18 demolition mode 😂

1:58 that kid is lucky because i don't have room like that

Masterpiece 👏

16:53 those eco friendly wood veeners arent friendly anymore ☠️☠️☠️

Okay let's be honest here, the 1st and 2nd video is actually a good idea ngl

The first one was great

Great for my basement

So much Galvanized square steel! This is an epic video.

These designs are actually really good-

This is gonna be very useful for That one friend

Gotta love people's power of being able to noclip between realms whenever they wished to.

first i thought it is serious home design but turned out it is a joke and i really like it and subscribed!

My big kitten can enjoy all these designs and he loved it ❤❤❤😍😍😍😍

The first room is actually pretty nice

10:09 BRO DIDN'T HAVE 100 KIDS, THEY ARRESTED 100 KIDS AND ALSO IT'S CHINA