Desperate Marine forces viewers to write marriage application. still gets rejected

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7 ай бұрын

Funny Houshou Marine being funny pirate girl as usual
PS if you're wondering what she means by "esophageal ulcer" watch this clip by yours truly: • Marine's terrible eati...
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she wants a househusband maid nurse boy... I wish women were real
#hololive #houshoumarine
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@eddster1987 7 ай бұрын

“But Marine, I thought ALL pirate captains liked to watch the complete Skibidi Toilet series compilation before bed!”

@DR-7 7 ай бұрын

IT IS A SERIE?????

@alastorredgrave522 7 ай бұрын

& chat asking if she kept the receipts so they can return/exchange them? 🤣

@GojiraZibirus 7 ай бұрын

That is so good

@dave9020 7 ай бұрын

@@DR-7 It's an entire movie franchise at this point

@A-Microwave 6 ай бұрын

@@DR-7 69 episodes so far

@pensmith 7 ай бұрын

Chat: Marine Senchou, you need to get married there's a time limit. Also Chat: Sorry I can't accept your feelings.

@Rebellions 6 ай бұрын

"I didn't mean with me"

@UtoKazumi-oe9fy 6 ай бұрын

"Never said it's us"

@yodawgzgaming4416 7 ай бұрын

Desperately flirty Marine is such a great vibe, especially with her endlessly trolly chat 😆

@theonlymegumegu 7 ай бұрын

it's a match made in... well... somewhere where this is a really good match ^^;;

@malkav0488 6 ай бұрын

Trolling ? They're just being honest 😂

@DawnAfternoon 6 ай бұрын

An unstoppable boke (Marine) fighting against a tsunami of immovable tsukkomis (Ichimins)

@Poke-ladd 7 ай бұрын

Why do I see Marine giving a marriage certificate as a Christmas present

@X_pill 7 ай бұрын

normal Marine behavior

@Banana_John 7 ай бұрын

Nah she prolly gives it out all year round

@DianaProudmoore 7 ай бұрын

Why am I not surprised~?

@IdiotSavant101 6 ай бұрын

I’d sign

@Nekomikuri 7 ай бұрын

P.S. "nursing home" is more like a travelling nursing home, which is basically the nurses do rotation to houses f I'm not mistaken. So they're calling him a nursing home nurse

@TOASTEngineer 7 ай бұрын

I believe the term is "home health aid" or something along those lines.

@fiscarton92 7 ай бұрын

Hospice care.

@ExZeIion 6 ай бұрын

normal idols:every fan wants to marry the idol Marine: desperately looking for a mirrage - fans reject love marine

@Rebellions 6 ай бұрын

Its not they weird. Nene's fans are actively trying to *escape* she just keeps them under surveillance.

@_Liam__ 7 ай бұрын

She's easily one of the funniest VTubers LOL

@wyslanniknewworldorder9525 7 ай бұрын

And one of the most lewdest.

@muufle 3 ай бұрын

@@wyslanniknewworldorder9525 And it's funny because a lot of lewdtubers have EXTREME simps, but her fanbase refuses anything she tries no matter what.

@trudreus7327 27 күн бұрын

@@muufle like who?

@muufle 27 күн бұрын

@@trudreus7327 Nerissa is a new one and an easy choice. I mean you have a small few like Bao who get treated like Marine but as someone who loves vtubers, I love the contrast in communities, especially in collabs. Kind of like when Camilla collabs with Numi.

@Nyukes 7 ай бұрын

All she does to get people interested and yet no one wants to marry her And then we see Nene just saying *you husband now* and no one even questions it

@old_liquid 7 ай бұрын

She have too strict requirements for.. ahem, "massage length"

@nigelxd3735 6 ай бұрын

You can't say no to Nenechi's harem, it will make her sad if you do

@DinnerForkTongue 6 ай бұрын

@@nigelxd3735 And wife may just start blastin'.

@nigelxd3735 6 ай бұрын

@@DinnerForkTongue also that

@Art-X-W 6 ай бұрын

Senchou and Nene should switch bodies

@ivanbluecool 7 ай бұрын

Marine:write it Chat: you are an idol. We can't marry you

@wolfeloma 6 ай бұрын

lol

@mocruz1200 7 ай бұрын

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD ̶M̶A̶N̶ LADY!

@FinalWarrior591 7 ай бұрын

"Can you lower the median age?" Goddamnit I'm dying over here

@zinedinezethro9157 7 ай бұрын

"can you lower the median age?" LMAOOO THIS JOKE IS SO JAPANESE IT'S FKN AMAZING

@CandleWisp 6 ай бұрын

Oh, I thought it was just "You have no use but your youth😅"

@tattletalestrangler8084 6 ай бұрын

I don't understand the joke???

@CandleWisp 6 ай бұрын

@@tattletalestrangler8084 My guess: Japan has an aging population. Not enough kids being born, while the previous generation is aging out of the workforce.

@A2ZOMG 6 ай бұрын

Oh, OOOOOOHHHH! So basically World End Harem style. 😂

@l3ftie578 3 ай бұрын

@@tattletalestrangler8084you can only get this joke if you fuck

@khov 7 ай бұрын

she is so funny, i cant handle her cuteness

@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 7 ай бұрын

I will never get tired of the -always opposite- vibe that mosts chats foster. Szreamer being parasocial? Roast and reject. Streamer saying no to every marriage proposal? MOAR. Streamer boasting about game skill? Trash. 0 aim andy when he hits 1 shot in 235? HES INSANE! GET HIM IN A PRO LEAGUE TEAM RN!

@StarboyXL9 7 ай бұрын

Its all about comedy chemistry

@3AnxiousFerretsInATrenchcoat 7 ай бұрын

@@StarboyXL9 true true

@ItsJustNeto 6 ай бұрын

Chat is just a cute, supportive Tsundere 🤣

@imabird1566 6 ай бұрын

There’s a yin for every yang

@Mayogus 6 ай бұрын

the hiveminds that are chats are contrarian in nature

@fel524 7 ай бұрын

her chat is unironically so based

@Hulfor 7 ай бұрын

Imagine applying for a job just to almost get married

@Sacrene 6 ай бұрын

Why you always read the fine print

@Mr._Pancakes 6 ай бұрын

Must've been a really good job application

@ChJees2 6 ай бұрын

Nobody ever questioned why the job application had the words "Marriage Certificate" on top of it.

@khaychi 7 ай бұрын

Imagine Marines 4.0 model reflects her real life age. 😳

@Liberater4589 6 ай бұрын

First vtuber model with a walker

@Dlihclive 7 ай бұрын

You think after marring Pekora she would settle down, but I guess not

@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877 7 ай бұрын

that just whet her appetite. she's got marriage fever now

@GlideAndSlide123 7 ай бұрын

It was just a dream afterall

@shadowknight9345 7 ай бұрын

Pekora was just to see what it's like. Now she wants the real thing.

@OhitsONnow 6 ай бұрын

Pekora was the appetizer. Now she wants us as the main course

@Art-X-W 6 ай бұрын

@@asdffsdafdsafdsa7877hmmm bunny meat

@SorenNido 7 ай бұрын

I'm so glad that I'm just barely nihongo jouzu enough to understand what she said here 1:05

@StephenrHamilton 7 ай бұрын

So I'm guessing this was shortly after someone pointed out that if she wants 3 kids she might want to hurry.

@rogan_sage6103 7 ай бұрын

Senchou always find new ways to be even more troublesome lol Don't worry, I got this. I'll train my body and mind to care for this cute annoying old lady.

@iamatrain4397 6 ай бұрын

Marine and her chat's interactions is absolutely up there as one of my favourite things in the VTubing sphere, it's fucking hilarious

@namvutranngoc6945 6 ай бұрын

I fucking died watching this holy shit ... never change, Senchou, never change. okay, well, except for the being single part. I do hope she gets married soon as she wishes LOL

@jeremygeller9145 7 ай бұрын

Marine: guess I’ll marry a machine Roboco: eh?

@spook407 7 ай бұрын

“Do you lower the median age” is crazy

@normaleverydayman7004 7 ай бұрын

Damn i expected someone to said "Im here for the inheritance"

@cultured5147 7 ай бұрын

2:11 holy shit lmao. I guess at this point she wouldn't deny it anymore

@koteshima6682 7 ай бұрын

Would accept, to get the ship and the treasures within

@animaker9 7 ай бұрын

Started Aquarium and got Marine's "bad end" and I mean, I'd set sail with her for sure!

@lahnhedberg3403 6 ай бұрын

"Can you lower the median age" HOLY.... well damn

@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets 7 ай бұрын

*be me* *served in American Civil War* "Sorry Senchou, i'm not into older women"

@PhoenixNoKiseki 6 ай бұрын

I mean, I could apply… but… I have stuff to do this week.

@indra_vrtrahan 6 ай бұрын

The "love" and "respect" in commas had me dead 😂

@silver_3552 6 ай бұрын

God, i didn't expect just a burning memory to start!

@deckyfiyemonda9893 7 ай бұрын

it is so funny that for Marine situation, Ichimin is the wholesome one and Marine desperately raises their viewer libido.

@xmant8842 6 ай бұрын

Lol. Honestly, marine should pull a nene. "All of you are my husband." No choice

@cockroaches5083j 7 ай бұрын

Just figured I’d mention in the comments that this is a sponsorship stream for anyone who takes it too seriously. I definitely support Marine x AI Koyori though.

@reggielacey2235 7 ай бұрын

nobody is taking her serously

@CandleWisp 6 ай бұрын

Sponsor for what, Japan's program to tackle declining birth rates?

@DrunkedOwly 6 ай бұрын

@@CandleWispit was in shinzo abe's will

@sarahmellinger3335 6 ай бұрын

@@CandleWisp getting a degen like marine married is gonna be difficult

@Sigismund697 6 ай бұрын

I love how Marine is one of those that people actively wish they got married yet she fails

@teguhharyadi7741 7 ай бұрын

jokes aside who in the sane mind refusing Marine she is rich 😂

@Porphyrogenitus1 7 ай бұрын

Poor Marine!

@spacechonk3583 7 ай бұрын

Has Marine turned into Hololive’s Elphelt?

@PlushLordOfTheSeas 7 ай бұрын

lmao poor maririn, so silly

@grgspunk 7 ай бұрын

*HSM Tries It™: Bugged Seduction Mechanics (Tsugunohi - Truth of Beauty Witch Edition)*

@steelblake 7 ай бұрын

Marine: Alexa play Last Christmas on repeat for the next 2 hours. Alexa: Playing Last Christmas by Wham

@StarboyXL9 7 ай бұрын

"Do you have muscles?" Well no I- "Can you lower the median age?" Uhhh, based?

@tiaraguy7705 7 ай бұрын

Oddly enough I did not expect her to be the type to fall asleep to aimless random knowledge video essays.

@Blutwind 6 ай бұрын

Whenever i see our captian i don't know if i want to hug or bully her xD

@gabrielboorom2683 6 ай бұрын

We're past the point of "You're nice & all, but..." When you have to do actual paperwork.

@hoodiesticks 6 ай бұрын

Some vTubers try to be tsundere with their chat, but Marine is the only vTuber who's chat is tsundere with her.

@ashchisalleh1454 6 ай бұрын

As pirate, I shall go to rising sun for one piece treasure.

@wraithofavici 6 ай бұрын

imagine marine marrying a senchou-programmed t-800.

@majimasclanpropagandachann4633 6 ай бұрын

I see this absolutes win

@GAMER213 6 ай бұрын

Someone marry marine before u miss out on this opportunity

@denjeez 6 ай бұрын

I adore her so much

@Agent_Chieftain 6 ай бұрын

"What a scrub..." -Nene, probably.

@josepablo011986 6 ай бұрын

I can be the sacrifice. No problem at all.

@Hamlettte 7 ай бұрын

Senchou is the type who wants to do GFE but the Ichimis just can't see her in that way

@Sukaiba69 7 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure the Ichimis can and they just fucking with her whenever she acts needy No wait that didn't come out right

@CoFFee-uw5sv 7 ай бұрын

They do see her that way but find trolling her as being more fun

@OutruntheWind 7 ай бұрын

My application Cons: Would certainly raise the median age Pros: You will always be a sexy young lady compared to me 😂

@nonplayercharacter12333 6 ай бұрын

She lit her copium insense.

@Matrix2Strata017 7 ай бұрын

Only a few will get this. Oh no! Rejected! No play, for Mis-sus(British Informal wordplay) Gray. Funny burn, though she do be like Heero Yuy, she might end up with with a Wing Zero at the end of the day.

@tec5x5 7 ай бұрын

Ill sign in a heartbeat wheres the damn application!!

@ReiseLukas 6 ай бұрын

Marine is the Anti Magic of Parasocial relationships.

@Wolvahulk 6 ай бұрын

Elphelt? Is that you?

@zachredd845 7 күн бұрын

Marine : Marry Me~ 🥰😚 Chat : No thanks Oba-san 🗿

@reesewhittington6778 6 ай бұрын

1:27 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DO WHAT I WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

@evangelinevitoriko6669 6 ай бұрын

You know guys, real talk now, I don't know how she actually is as a partner but she is sweet, cheerful and funny as hell, these are some top priority qualities for me to be honest, there are things that break it though but... As far as I know, I'm okay with her being well, herself in any way

@THETexzilla 4 ай бұрын

Ichimin: Right-o, captain! You're not getting any younger. You should find a fancy gentleman that fancies you. Also Ichimin: BUT NOT US! No... not us. Save that level of thirst for Saplings... or Takodachis... or Jailbirds.😮

@sorensouthard927 6 ай бұрын

I call this the elphelt effect, named after elphelt from guilty gear. It goes like this, no matter how cute or otherwise desirable someone might be, the moment they pull out the marriage certificate it's off entirely. Maybe it's human nature to be contrarian, or rather to face adversity. Either way it's absolute.

@rizumukun 7 ай бұрын

would

@user-jk1vi1un2k 7 ай бұрын

She will marry a machine, so Roboco?

@hungrytaco6879 6 ай бұрын

As Father Fubuki would say: Friends !

@DrunkedOwly 6 ай бұрын

Comedy gold

@reesewhittington6778 6 ай бұрын

3:46 Mel's time has come.

@destinydivided8689 7 ай бұрын

Can I send an application to marry Marine's sister? 1:52 Regular show opening, sweet

@jackknight1899 6 ай бұрын

Sorry Marine but I already has a mom

@mikebmcl 7 ай бұрын

Some day, Senchou. Some day.

@lastnamefirstname8655 7 ай бұрын

senchou just can't win. i'm sorry, senchou.

@christianwabajak37 5 ай бұрын

This feels like a planned bit.

@octopusoup 7 ай бұрын

The emojis in the application sent me

@ignaciocambero9314 6 ай бұрын

i wanna marry senchou

@kuuluna 7 ай бұрын

I never thought she was this bad

@Chris-eo1bp 6 ай бұрын

train application

@girthy_senpai 6 ай бұрын

I’ll write in an application ❤

@severussnape2917 7 ай бұрын

Heh cute Marine

@dra6o0n 6 ай бұрын

So long as she remains a vtuber, she'll always grow old alone.

@RC10000 7 ай бұрын

xDD

@MARINE_VIRUS 6 ай бұрын

I'll be a nurse

@themegajor 6 ай бұрын

damn

@D1pl0macyMan1fest 6 ай бұрын

If her skin gets itchy often isn't that a sign that it's not getting enough moisture and needs to be lotioned?

@SerenStrictus 6 ай бұрын

Damn I missed my opportunity sadge

@Aaron-555 7 ай бұрын

Cute Marine Clip 🏴‍☠

@sagarasousuke3757 6 ай бұрын

Really truly hope she finds someone in the near future. Because she really deserves to happy and be happy with someone.😊

@tomasjz 7 ай бұрын

I am interested but... there are better options! Marine's Onechan and Anemachi! XDDD

@TouhouGaijin 6 ай бұрын

I want to take care of senchou 😭

@iona401channel7 7 ай бұрын

well if she serious about it then i took her for sure

@intorsusvolo7834 6 ай бұрын

If only I knew how to write in Japanese I’d accept.

@fatiswealth7865 7 ай бұрын

Dear Elon Musk, please hurry up with the development & research of the AI robot, our dear marine desperately needs one! 😂😂😂

@purebaldness 6 ай бұрын

Bau bau bau!

@argnator 7 ай бұрын

I will mari Marine. I will do it.

@Majima_Nowhere 7 ай бұрын

Senchou really got that baby rabies huh