Everyone talks about the HE lore but how about the editor’s lore? “I killed people”, “I saw death”, “I take morphine”, etc. There is _clearly_ a fascinating story going on.

>slavery gets banned in England >HE becomes a prisoner next year under british law Coincidence?

RIP to Francis Cahill, the first ever black man. An inspiration for us all...

These videos have now made me desperately addicted to HE lore

as a guy who has the nickname "SodiumPotassiumAlloy" i am not happy with humphred davy destroying sodium and potassium.

He must have been really going through it if his recovery was called the Great Depression, god damn

It's interesting that HE was jailed right after Britain abolished slavery. We already know HE did something questionable in Argentina between 1976 and 1983.

“If anyone knows extermination it’s ottomans and Germans” I mean… he’s not …wrong

Ah yes, nothing represents freedom more than being able to tell the story of Frankenstein.

NYC is indeed a war zone, and I don’t blame Alexander Hamilton for taking an entire army with him on his journey.

I love how the USA's flag got Oregonfied until they reinvent themselves

As a Dutch person,I thank you for actually taking the effort of pronouncing Van Gogh's name decently. Like, not even joking: this was decent.

Thomas Edison taking credit for the Krakatoa volcano seems pretty In Character for him tbh

He founded the Baha'i faith, fought in the Napoleonic Wars, heard about various South Asian events in cities/places, and was imprisoned by the British. Man, he was really busy.

𝙃𝙀 obviously dies and returns so many times because he respawns. It's his second playthrough, remember?

Mr. President, a second horse has hit Nathaniel and his associates.

I’m late but more LORE 0:39 HE returned to the Napoleonic Wars 1:17 I take morphine (1:30 I wonder who won this) 1:53 HE became the last player of Borussia 1:58 HE took the ships of the Danish fleet 2:26 HE took the floor. 5:07 I told HIM about the last battle that took place in Yogkarta and Sukarta 5:47 HE defended the rights and freedom of the Cherokee in the Supreme Court 6:06 HE became a prisoner under British law 7:31 The grandfather meets Perseus and tells THE KING why. 7:37 HE is considered the leader of the Bahá’u’lláh and the founder of the Bahá’i Faith 7:49 HIS recovery was called the Great Depression 9:01 IT can be found in the communist language 11:18 In 1878, HE travelled around the world 12:18 YOU can see yellow and blue shirts 14:44 I still use the electrics chair (“I” seems to be having a rough time..) 14:55 I saw in the box 15:20 What is YOUR name? 15:49 In 1893, HIS life ended in a violent attack 16:04 I also saw the Zeppelin LZ 16:39 HE invaded the lands of China and took the fields

I like how this time the translator is asking odd questions

“In 1848 something new happened in Europe” I mean it’s not wrong. But that certainly is the understatement of the century.

Excellent! Now we need a mistranslated video dedicated specifically to just the French Revolution and Napoleonic Wars. Lots of fascinating and crazy stuff to be even crazier in one specific timeline like the World War videos

I feel like the author(?) is beginning to get more lore of his own like with confirmation he knows HIM. We should give him a name.

The Life of He. In 555 BC, He was in front of the enemy, thankfully, He survived. From 447 BC and before, this forum has been announced 3 times during His career. In 439 BC, He asked an unknown figure, “Who is the king of wisdom?” We also learn in 439 BC that He hates the Nazi army, confusing many as they don’t know what a “Nazi” is, He returns home after 21 days. In 337 BC, we learn that He is the first player, beginning his first of three playthroughs. In 238 BC, He took Sardinia and Corsica to Rome, after Ardeo, He is taken to Rome for protection during the Illyrian War, 40 years later, He established the provinces and cities of Spain, another 100 years later, He and King Bogolius kill thousands of Cumbrian soldiers and civilians. In 14 AD, He dies on Friday. In 49 AD, He gets married for the first time, marrying Claudius Agrippina, the youngest daughter of Germanicus, 5 years later, He is assassinated by King Claudius Nero. In 117 AD, when the Romans captured the city of Rodum, He killed many people, over 100 years after not hearing about He, He killed Archon Heliogabalus and capturs Severus, after 50 years on the run, in 275 AD, He is killed by Priest Aurelian. In 456 AD when the Roman Civil War began, He’s grandfather, Rissimo and Marino, were forced to leave Rome. In 634 AD, He, after many years, turns his back on the island and fled for the old town of Rasdon. In 1018 AD, we learn that He’s official name is Bulgarian. He then goes silent for the next 785 years… ↓ Until in 1803, He returned to fight in the Napoleonic wars, in 1907, He takes a short break from the military to play a nice game of soccer/football, He becomes the last player of Borussia, but not even a year later, He goes to Copenhagen and steals several ships. In 1810, He takes the floor, becoming a celebrity of his time. In 1830, He learns about the horrible battles that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta, but He does not really care. In 1831, He defends the freedoms and rights of the Cherokee in front of the Supreme Court, three years later, in accordance with British law, He is sent to prison for unknown reasons. Another decade later, in 1844, He becomes the leader of Baháʼu'lláh and is considered the founder of Baháʼí Faith, later in 1844, He recovers, this event is known as “The Great Depression.” He is not heard from for another 23 years, until in 1867, He travels the world. In ̶1̶8̶9̶7̶ 1893, He is killed in a violent attack, but just seven years later, He returns and launches an invasion of the eight lands of China and takes all of the fields, this will become known as “The China Field Incident” another 14 years later, specifically ↓ On July 24th, 1914, the Austro-Hungarian government sent He to Serbia, He refused this order, and supported the Serbians in the fight against Austria-Hungary. He is later seen in Charleroi, however does not fight either side in the city. On September 3rd, 1914, He was killed in the battle of Lava, Austria-Hungary, but just 6 days later, He attacked Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger, leaving many to believe the death of He was Austro-Hungarian propaganda. He is later recruited to the Ottoman Empire, fighting in the battle of Chatur, however his achievements are overshadowed by Lam’s triumphant victory, and He is left behind. He later mysteriously dies in Korea in 1915, but is later remarried in Britain to She, after divorcing Claudius Agrippina. He later leads an army to attack Romania, however this army is destroyed by Romanian forces, following the loss, He builds a church and school in Thessaloniki, Greece. He later receives a military commission from Maurice Heniz and builds several buildings outside the park. He then got up, which is called karma. Reports then reveal that he was born over 300 years in the Ottoman Empire. He was later received at Buckingham Palace by King George V on the evening of December 10th, and visited Buckingham Palace for the first time on November 11. He then takes a short break from the military, ↓ until on September 2nd, 1939, Britain and France agreed to send Him to Germany, in an attempt to halt the German advances during the Ghost War. He is eventually pushed back to Belgium, where He founded the city of London, where He holds off the German advance. After waiting a few more months, Hitler attempts to invade Britain, but He masterfully prevents this from happening. He is then sent to Central Africa, after fighting in France and the UK in the Christmas War of 1940, a war that had lasted for 24 years, The result of this war is unknown. He was then sent to Crete, where his army and himself established the Kingdom of Crete. Two years later in November, 1942, He led an army from Alexandria, Egypt, to Moratus, Hungary. In 1944, growing tired of British leadership, He switches sides, joining German forces, summoning the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire, this attempt sees He’s first major defeat, it is never confirmed, but is suspected that He retired from war following the loss. ↓ Until in 1950, He is declared missing, leaving many to believe he died in the war, He is later seen alive in 1959, when he flies 5,990 kilometers over the ocean, without an airplane, He then puts his flying skills to the test, as in 1967, He flies around the moon 10 times before returning to Earth, He arrived back in the US on July, 20th, 1969. Just one year later, He becomes the first astronaut to land on another planet, it is unspecified which planet this is, another year later on December 2nd, 1971, He becomes the first human to arrive on Mars. In 1975, He makes his great return to combat, however, in a naval rescue mission against the Khmer Rouge, He makes his second major loss, as he leads his entire team to failure. In 1979, NATO threatened nuclear expansion in Europe, which is (apparently) the second time He has had this happen, this leaves the populous to believe that He is an almighty god. In 1982, we learned that He is Spanish, contradicting earlier reports of him being born in the Ottoman Empire. Following the events which led Sri Lanka to ban their communist party, He is nicknamed “the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution.” In October 1983, American forces invade Grenada, with the help of He, the Grenadian Communist Party is overthrown, He overthrows the Cuban Army as well, limiting Cuban ambitions in the Caribbean and neutralizing the threat they posed to America, He then prevents the Soviet Union from constructing an airport, believing that they were trying to undermine American influence. In May, 1984, He condemned aid to the rebels. In 1985, the United Nations convicts He of crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina from 1976 to 1983. In 1986, SHE, suspected of being He’s wife, became the first female president of the Philippines. She and He both go silent for a few years until eventually, ↓ In 1990, more modern reports do say that He was born in Lithuania, instead of Spain or the Ottoman Empire. Also in 1990, some very sad news, She’s hair is dirty. Just one year later, He retreated from Frunze to Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan. In August of 1991, following the independence of Azerbaijan from the Soviet Union, He smiled. And then just a few days later, He gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania, leaving many to believe He influenced the collapse of the Soviet Union. In 1992, He divided England into a republic of all duties, further increasing his power. In May of 1992, He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia. In 1994, He, now leader of Afghanistan, was captured by militants. In 2002, He was in Afghanistan for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq. In 2012, He became the ruler of Azawad, ruling from Ansongo, the largest and last town in the Azawad Autonomous Province, He later steps down from this role as He begins traveling around Africa from Bujumbura to Gitega. In 2021, lots of people began to build monuments dedicated to He for his service in World War I and the Civil War, in May of the same year, He also defeated the Armenian army. This is all information about He to this day, more is expected to be found as scientists begin to study the life and history of He. Yes, I added some (a lot) of this on my own, but I felt like it gave more character and reasoning for the actions of our glorious, tall, handsome, strong, independent, respectful, almighty god, the one and only. HE. (There is way to much here, I need help, anybody know a good therapist?)

As a European it doesn't surprise me that coca cola and java created the statue of liberty

You know when he starts laughing before even reading it it's gonna be a good one

The Cherokee must be thriving with HIM on their side.

Leo XIII, Pontiff Maximus, Apostle of God, Defender of the First Fair Society sounds like the name of a dark souls boss.

Honey, new bad translations dropped

Love this series - i find it hilarious that in all these translations, HE is always there. Sad HE died though (again,) but at least after his death HE was able to take the fields in China. RIP Francis Cahill, he will always be remembered for his astonishing achievement of being the First Black Man.

People saying the British aren't to blame for Africa's problems when these dudes dropped a whole country on top of West Africa.

12:02 Babe wake up new Industrial revolution just dropped

5:11 Finally the I/HE crossover we've all been waiting for

You are EASILY the most underrated channel I have ever had the pleasure of discovering.

I like how as soon as the franco-british alliance ends after ww2 they just resume their previous war

"Dated in Japan during the Sino-Japanese war "F- That must be the worst date ever,

At this point the "I" lore or the author lore is more intriguing than the "he" lore and someone should really debunk it.

I like how *HE* has *HIS* specific sound effect.

So France in this timeline not only wins at waterloo and maybe was able to get peace, they then singlehandedly defeated a United Germany and Italy. VIVE LE FRANCE

I can't believe that HE and I talked. Quite surprised that two beings with such power didn't immediately cause a collapse of the world by meeting.

13:28 a prequel to Polish TV series "4 people who ride in a tank and a dog"

6:10 they finally caught Him for all those war crimes

I kinda wish for an exclusively Polish History video. Thinking about all the wars, the partitions, weird monarchs etc. Lots of good material. ... but I guess, most of the Europen countries could say the same thing 😅

10:54 Well, not in 1864 but in 1873 the Spanish province of Murcia (then Cartagena) applied for membership in the US. It was a very wild year.

8:22 As an Oregonian, this map pleases me immensely. Glory to Oregon

11:16 Travelling the world in a single year during this point in history actually was pretty impressive.

2:58 why did that make me laugh

The 1830 peace deal was a landmark historical moment that we are still feeling the effects of today. To this very date, there has never been conflict between Mesopotamia and any Native American tribes east of the Mississippi. Absolutely extraordinary.

moments like 12:39 when he starts giggling before even reading the lines always crack me up 😭

This feels like an actual alternative timeline just in the wrong order

7:17 Why is Owen Grady in the history books? I know he trained with Velociraptors, but damn. There were guns around 1390 already, called hand-cannons. Basically just a pipe with an opening to add spark for 1 pew per 20 minutes.

10:15 Now thats a true American civil war.

15:42 Well, it's not *wrong*...

God I am just imagining this series bit it's just the history of one country and I wanna see just how much HE was involved in it

I think this is genuinely the funniest timeline so far.

Honestly he could do this infinitely. He could do centuries, wars, religious history, countries, middle ages, china, japan, etc.

He is literally always dying. Up until The Cold War when he literally becomes a god. 15:55

The most historical accurate Civ 5 campaign

12:53 - american public transport system be like

Is this the first confirmed interaction between HIM and us (Telling HIM about the battle of Yogkarta and Sukarta)? I hope we turn out to be friends later in the lore.

Abraham Lincoln be like "You all want to fight? Fuck it im leaving."

13:49 Well, it's Edison

if ww1 was HIS first playthrough, this is HIS tutorial

this is actually so funny, has me laughing out loud please don't stop making these

He is too powerful for us all. He can take, he can give, he can perform inhuman feats, he can lead, and he can regenerate if he fails. But let’s not forget that he makes mistakes and has weaknesses like everyone else. His ability to overcome them is what makes him so powerful.

15:06 The titles

As a Tasmanian, the impacts of the Tasmanian War darkening still haunt us to this day. It's always cloudy, we're basically the England of Australia.

8:51 John of the air

14:45 electroboom still uses it

HE is too powerful. (Waiting for HE lore part 2)

Imagine we actually lived in a world with this being the history

7:12 just like douglas macarthur was split into general douglas and general macarthur, Richard Owen(s) has met a similar fate

this was AMAZING i would love to see an American Civil War and Napoleonic War bad translations please

Nobodys talking about how Beethoven predicted WW2

3:49 In 1825, *Alumin(i)um Pipe*

4:10 Well that turned out dark.

5:23 That's a suprisingly normal phrase, because Darwin's ship was named _Greyhound._

"1825: aluminum pipe" was the funniest shit ever

2:40 The band I've been listening to since I was a teen in 1814! How I wish I could bring those good ol' times back.

"If anyone knows extermination, its Ottomans and Germans" 💯

14:52 how did you make that sound

5:32 Sadly, yes. But he lived!

This is quite a silly scrambling of history! I expected it to be messed up, but I didn't expect Napoleon's _victory_ at Waterloo, nor did I expect the random murder at 6:12! Also, why was Alexander Hamilton marching with the Confederate army at the beginning? Also, we got plenty of He lore here, including His taking of the Danish fleet (a new Hercules!) in the Napoleonic Wars (1:55), His contact with Justin (5:07), His imprisonment (6:04), how He is the founder of the Baha'i Faith (7:36), His world travels (11:17), and more! Lastly, that's quite a small "largest train station" at 12:52! Evidently, even my home city of San Diego, California beat _that_ record several times over. Thanks for the video!

7:29 omg perseus jackson omg

3:20 Impossible, Florida can't have a legal battle if it doesn't even have laws

6:03 this is actually consistent with the cold war video, in which Pope Mao was dissatisfied with how the soviets treated slaves ; now we learn that God banned slavery in england, therefore we see that religious figures seem to be very opposed to slavery in these series

11:06 As a Czech person, i am indeed living in fear.

10:50 : Actually, Gibraltar, which is in the south of Spain, is an english colony.

Watching this while on pain meds after surgery, I understand this perfectly.

13:16 couldn’t of said it better myself

They finally put Him in prison of his terrible acts! (in 1834) (in one of the videos he is on trial). But his prison was later destroyed by the Qing dinasty in 1839, as were other parts of england. 1844. He recovored tho. He also founded bahá'í faith while he was recovering.

HE Finally made a Video on the 19th Century

15:08 sounds like some warhammer lore

HE IS BACK! Someone needs to make a hoi4 mod about these scenarios

Did you know?: The trope of the black guy dying first in horror and similar movies is an homage to Francis Cahill, the very first black man, whom was also killed.

16:32 - as a former Hoosier, I didn’t even know there were that many people living there

Can't stress enough how much I love your music choices for these videos btw. We love a map game nerd ❤

Napoleon when he sees "He" (or Him idk) arriving: "There's nothing we can do" (sad french music)

I love these, gotta have a dose of HE lore 12:46 lmfao!

7:45 oh, you mean the Millerite Movement?

Bro needed Robert E Lee just to deliver a newspaper

I'm gonna have to adapt a lot in my HE Lore document... It's coming, people! It's coming!