10:18 More He lore!

2:02 BAD NEWS??? THOSE ARE THE BEST NEWS, YES, SCREW ACACIA

''HE'' is overrated, ''I'' is the GOAT

prob the first time ive died of laughter from a vid- kept choking on my food

30 seconds in, I already forgot that this was supposed to have the badly translated mod 😂

3:45 I don't know why but the idea of Joseph McCarthy having a dedicated fanbase is so funny to me.

We need a whole video JUST comprised of He Lore

Hello

I sided with Jupiter during the cold war

One minute in and you already did it to us

Someone watches Joooeeell

earliest refrence to communism in history 14:17

1:07 translation predicted the holocaust. 2:37 shhhh no one tell John Wick 7:15 well that puts an interesting spin on Journey to the West.

I love how Indonesia cant help turning into a football match

I like that lebanon is a huge player in this timeline.

4:44 the background image was taken in Lower Manhattan, south of the World Trade Center.

Trans commie Reagan is great, way better than the actual Reagan

1939 -September 1: The New British Empire, now led by a robotic King Edward VIII, invades Scandinavia to secure their secret stash of Viking helmets. - September 3: France declares neutrality and builds the world’s largest croissant as a symbol of peace. - October 14: The United States remains isolationist but sends large shipments of apple pies and baseball bats to the New British Empire under the "Cultural Aid Act." 1940 - April 9: The New British Empire establishes control over Norway and Denmark by out-dancing the local disco champions. - June 10: Japan signs a non-aggression pact with China and starts focusing on conquering the moon. -August 13: Italy invades Spain using an army of mechanical bulls, sparking the Great Iberian Rodeo War. Portugal counters with an elite squad of matadors. -November 20: The Soviet Union invades Finland by launching thousands of snowmen equipped with laser eyes. 1941 -March 15: The United States secretly sends robot duplicates of famous actors to the Allies to boost morale. - June 22: The Soviet Union begins its "Southern Campaign," deploying bear cavalry to the Balkans and the Middle East. - September 7: The New British Empire launches Operation Sea Dragon, using giant rubber duckies to storm Mediterranean beaches. -December 5: A massive naval battle between Japan and a coalition of Pacific nations features giant robot sharks and underwater ninjas. 1942 -February 19: Brazil, Argentina, and Chile form the South American Super League, promising to stay out of the conflict while focusing on creating the world's largest soccer ball. -May 10: The New British Empire tries to liberate Belgium and the Netherlands with the help of a talking pigeon named Sir Squawksalot. -July 4: The Soviet Union and Japan sign an armistice, agreeing to a rock-paper-scissors tournament to settle their differences. -October 31: Italy's forces suffer a major defeat in the Battle of Barcelona after being outsmarted by a troupe of flamenco-dancing spies. - *December 7: The United States enters the war after discovering Axis plans to replace all the world's cheese with imitation cheese. 1943 -March 21: The Allied forces launch Operation Desert Stormtrooper, using Jedi mind tricks to disrupt Soviet supply lines in the Middle East. -June 6: The New British Empire liberates Paris with the help of a time-traveling Sherlock Holmes. -August 15: The Pacific Allies launch a counter-offensive using giant pandas trained in kung fu to reclaim key islands from Japan. -November 5: Italy surrenders after a successful pizza blockade led by the Allied forces. 1944 -January 3: The Soviet Union intensifies its efforts in Eastern Europe with an army of cyborg bears. -April 25: The United States and New British Empire coordinate an amphibious assault on Normandy, using inflatable tanks and holographic soldiers. -July 20: The Japanese Emperor is overthrown by a group of ninja chefs, leading to a ceasefire in the Pacific. -September 30: Allied forces liberate Berlin after a prolonged siege featuring a jazz band duel. 1945 -March 5: The Soviet Union launches Operation Icebreaker, using giant ice cream cones to capture Axis territories in Eastern Europe. -June 6: The New British Empire and the United States begin peace talks with Japan and the Soviet Union in a giant bouncy castle. -August 14: Japan formally surrenders after losing a karaoke battle to the Allies, ending hostilities in the Pacific. -October 1: The Treaty of Vienna is signed on a giant floating rubber duck, officially ending World War II. :)

5:14 we all ways come back

Wait a minute, *HE* died twice?! How is that possible with 1920s biology?

16:20 “I killed a man…”

7:39 “ 150 miles *(62ft)* “ 😂😂😂

Love these videos. Funny enough, I started thinking about doing the bad translations on this vary topic about six months. I kept starting and stopping because I was starting from the very beginning of the timeline going through every year- I never got far I was actually in the process of finding a way to recommend this idea today when I noticed that this was your most recent idea

Still waiting for allah exposed

7:08 You missed such a good chance to put jose mourinho in one of your videos

Pov: You're reading Rimworld log

Bro took it too literally 13:18

Chinese history from ohios point of view: 8:29

11:42 Personal headcanon: Faith Goebbels is a version of Joseph Goebbels from an alternate reality where Goebbels is an antif@ trans woman lol. She invaded a neighboring reality to stop her alternate self in his f@scist endeavors!

This episode feels like I am seeing a weird conspiracy theory alternative Wikipedia website XD

7:39 he missed the 62 feet part of it and that bums me out. It's so hilarious to think that it was initially reported as 150 miles but later revealed to be less than 100 feet.

There is a universe where this timeline actually happened. That timeline is like Detroit: "That's crazy"

My teacher never thought me this side of ww2 (sadly)

Plot twist: all of this is actually true.

What will He do in his 3rd play through or the 4th 5th 6th?!

I stopped laughing cause of the sponser and couldnt laugh for the rest of the vid :( can you put the sponsers last in the videos next time(s)?

The Prophecies are true! He _IS_ Jarl Ballin'. Could he be truly HIM?

"HE has played this game twice" that goes hard ngl

PoV: your playing multiplayer hoi4

There is this phenomenon in video games where, if you run the game for too long, weird stuff happens. Sometimes the FPS drops to single digits, but in other cases, the AI just stops working properly. This issue is fixed when you restart the game. I think the same thing will happen in the future, according to this video. Life was never meant to exist for this long, and the world ends to avoid this. Hits the reset button, so to speak. But it didn't end, so the simulation just bricks itself. If this is true, the future will be crazy.

But can HE stop the heat death of the universe with HIS superior engineering skills?

I swear if King Charles actually dies after his birthday this video will take on a whole new meaning

I love how occasionally there are words that seem translated, but are actually just completely unchanged “Slap em silly” for example, is completely Vanilla

i think he is a god

“1.7 week ago” 😄

15:36 South Africa Mentioned! RAAAAAAAH!

no one's talking about the fact that Germany is called Jerusalem

historians' dreams:

Truly we are ALL americans.

Lets goooo!!!