Detective Bittenbinder Takes Issue with John Mulaney's Standup

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The Late Late Show with James Corden

6 жыл бұрын

When James asks John Mulaney about Det. J.J. Bittenbinder, the man who taught him street smarts as a kid, the two and Zooey Deschanel realize they all received questionable self defense advice as children.
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@brookeit4527 5 жыл бұрын

James: He’s here tonight- John: NAH NAH NAH SISTER. YOU AINT GETTIN ME TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION.

@theguyintheworks8838 3 жыл бұрын

YOU WANT IT? GO GET IT! *-Runs away-*

@soniccookie655 3 жыл бұрын

Who drew your avatar?

@almaerica563 3 жыл бұрын

3:33

@jillianrose6161 3 жыл бұрын

I would like this twice if I could

@Mjgirl55 2 жыл бұрын

Omg! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@daltonfilho835 5 жыл бұрын

"J J Bitterbinder is here tonight!" John: *drops backpack and run away*

@Lowkey_abby2229 4 жыл бұрын

i would like this comment but its at 666 so yeah

@annikempton299 4 жыл бұрын

bahkpak

@ellaisleepy9199 4 жыл бұрын

You want it, go get it!

@giaisbored5580 4 жыл бұрын

that’ll surely throw him of his *rhythm*

@ellaisleepy9199 4 жыл бұрын

@@giaisbored5580 now I reach in to his jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke and I go "whoa, what the fuck is this"

@eddieee2 5 жыл бұрын

"He's here tonight" John: 0_0 James: and now I've thrown him off his rhythm

@thewhited-rose668 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@RA-bc5cs 4 жыл бұрын

Oh god help me

@RA-bc5cs 4 жыл бұрын

I cant breathe

@ehbepbepbepbepbep4756 4 жыл бұрын

•.0 *he’s here*

@krisdeltarun 4 жыл бұрын

I STRAIGHT UP SNORTED

@alanramos6362 5 жыл бұрын

“He’s here” *throws mug on ground* “SCATTER!”

@cupof-crows 4 жыл бұрын

Alan Ramos that’ll surely *throw him off his rhythm*

@janetsnakehole1849 4 жыл бұрын

I have so much respect for you

@biancalauren4981 4 жыл бұрын

Rat tat touille !!!

@chaoticgoodcreations947 4 жыл бұрын

(Gets to a fence around the studio) "I NEVER CLIMBED A FENCE THIS HIGH BEFORE"

@afan3258 4 жыл бұрын

And then I wake up at home.

@francisa.1768 5 жыл бұрын

them: “he’s here!” john: *taking his engraved silver money clip that has $50 in it* “yoU WANT IT GO GET IT” *throws and runs*

@wysmesantom8066 5 жыл бұрын

beccaaa a. You beat me to it! Touche` hahahahah

@nhogan84 4 жыл бұрын

Now they've thrown him off his rhythm.

@derekgorski770 4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Hogan I remember that lime I died😂

@DUK3S1LV3R 4 жыл бұрын

STREET SMARTS

@bridgetclooney3453 4 жыл бұрын

beccaaa a. LOL 😂

@1dDisneyluva 6 жыл бұрын

john saw his life flash before his eyes when james said bittenbinder was there

@timcosgrove707 5 жыл бұрын

Samantha he was really thrown off his rhythm

@skriddlehiddles 5 жыл бұрын

Tim Cosgrove he needed a butter knife and a bottle of seltzer water

@DB-su4ke 4 жыл бұрын

he thought he was gonna be taken to a secondary location

@largehippo2408 4 жыл бұрын

Where is your street smarts now

@gabrielaguilar9345 4 жыл бұрын

@Grace Magee executively produced by Dick Wolf

@spoonmanramil9069 6 жыл бұрын

"My name is John Mulaney. And I'm the Fastest Man Alive."

@thebookishgirlie5279 5 жыл бұрын

Omg that's so true. He looks just like Grant Gustin

@2yoyoyo1Unplugged 5 жыл бұрын

Only when Bittenbinder is present.

@hanaomer4419 4 жыл бұрын

*Funniest

@carlinkag2525 4 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only person who thought that 😂😂😂

@ashb7 4 жыл бұрын

*Fastest tall child alive, FTFY

@fistfightfactory5727 4 жыл бұрын

"He's here". John: *shocked pikachu face*

@Siwajj38 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheKillahKyla 2 жыл бұрын

I have never read anything more accurate than this

@TheJelibeen 4 жыл бұрын

John looks like he's constantly trying to stop himself launching into the standup material after 150 shows

@ambergirl986 3 жыл бұрын

OMG that’s true😂

@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 2 жыл бұрын

It's like that episode of The Simpsons where Krusty is unable to be serious on camera.

@ausernameiguess7058 2 жыл бұрын

yess when he was describing Bittenbinder he looked like he was trying to make it different than the show

@ChaseFace Жыл бұрын

Comedians go onto talk shows specifically to plug their standup, which is why the hosts prompt them into the bit. They rehearse it beforehand too.

@tabbybful 6 жыл бұрын

i dead ass thought he made that man up with that name and mustache for comedic purposes so i'm surprised he is real lmao.

@elizadotexe 5 жыл бұрын

XXI He even has a wikipedia page

@brooke1135 4 жыл бұрын

he has a book i think

@kurtisstoleyourgender9620 4 жыл бұрын

john mulaney lives a life worth 1000nd lifes. i don‘t think any of his stories are fake tbh

@ArtemisScribe 4 жыл бұрын

the old guy who talked about ducks that John talked about in The Comeback Kid is real too. I looked him up and found pictures of him and he looked exactly as John described him.

@dragonflies6793 4 жыл бұрын

Until I actually went to Netflix and watched the special, I just saw references to JJ Bittenbinder all over and I assumed it was some bit he did on SNL. Nope!

@chaosboot6054 5 жыл бұрын

why do they look like a couple from the 1960’s

@b8376 4 жыл бұрын

odibex Zooey definitely gives off Peggy vibes

@Lauren-hq8uf 4 жыл бұрын

they look like midge and joel maisel!

@critter8132 4 жыл бұрын

@@Lauren-hq8uf lord you're right

@tinycrownarts3145 4 жыл бұрын

Angela Clevenger it’s because they are lmao

@bradypostma5167 4 жыл бұрын

John would make a great Darrin on a remake of Bewitched.

@cambryn 6 жыл бұрын

"He's here tonight!" *John is about to take his money clip throw it and run!*

@trevanminnig3499 5 жыл бұрын

Hill m Throw him off his rhythm!

@Nokomomo22 5 жыл бұрын

Is your pfp Veronica?

@natenotsogreat1054 4 жыл бұрын

“YOU WANT IT GO GET IT”

@myamartinez6155 4 жыл бұрын

Throw him off his rhythm!

@laurenlee4471 4 жыл бұрын

Is that Veronica

@wyn001 6 жыл бұрын

Look at that Tall Child

@lila7500 6 жыл бұрын

ugh// GET SOME REST TALL CHILD

@alyssacamacho1886 5 жыл бұрын

You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!

@aminalcrossing3433 5 жыл бұрын

yknow, he has some really feminine hips.

@rosemarybailey8364 5 жыл бұрын

jom He is very sensitive about his feminine hips.

@SamuelThomasFraser 5 жыл бұрын

That's a proud Asian-American woman right there.

@Utuber1265 6 жыл бұрын

Two of the most old-timey young people on one couch. Their speech patterns and accents are straight from the 1880s.

@gladimadeit 6 жыл бұрын

Petreanna Aching omg YES that's the best way to describe them!

@coco-rg3bm 6 жыл бұрын

i love them both lol

@amethyst0285 6 жыл бұрын

Petreanna Aching What the hell are you talking about?

@alix14359 6 жыл бұрын

Maybe the 1950s 😂

@odar_8689 6 жыл бұрын

Petreanna Aching that doesn’t even make sense

@CriticalGeminiHero 6 жыл бұрын

My mom couldn't stop laughing at the Street Smarts part because she was taught the exact same program when she was a kid!!!

@sarabe2130 5 жыл бұрын

CriticalGeminiHero Your here???? Why are you here??????? Of all things beside CR, this video???

@CriticalGeminiHero 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I posted this thinking I was on my personal account at the time XD

@SamAronow 5 жыл бұрын

My lawn, etc.

@Zoe-bt9pg 5 жыл бұрын

My mom was crying laughing by the end of his billabong xxl T-shirt skit lmao

@charliebrown5755 5 жыл бұрын

My God he is gorgeous

@itssaigeysaige 6 жыл бұрын

john's face when james says bittenbinder is there i M DEAD

@TemProduction 6 жыл бұрын

ikr

@wmskemdke 6 жыл бұрын

where?

@alittlefrog2395 6 жыл бұрын

Acosmic 3:38

@JayEyedWolf 6 жыл бұрын

you take a man with anxiety and surprise-attack him with a man he made a joke about and never thought he'd have to talk to, ever, and he dies On The Spot

@tejaswoman 5 жыл бұрын

Truly, he looks like he's literally crapping his pants.

@indiajane8170 5 жыл бұрын

“He’s here tonight” I could just hear John getting his Alka seltzer tablet ready

@swiishy_ 3 жыл бұрын

for that foaming at the mouth affect

@chrysanna8896 3 жыл бұрын

@@swiishy_ that makes him look like he has rabies, now he's thrown him off his rhythm

@ambergirl986 3 жыл бұрын

@@chrysanna8896 I reach into his jacket pocket and pull out a gram of coke i planted there earlier

@natofato1 6 жыл бұрын

Mulaneys Jaw Drop when he said they brought bittenbinder to the show was beutiful

@pdchaa 6 жыл бұрын

Nate Briggs I think his soul left his body

@thebrazilianatlantis165 6 жыл бұрын

Bob Odenkirk has also mocked Bittenbinder, on Mr. Show.

@scoob1670 6 жыл бұрын

*beautiful

@LorieLynn 6 жыл бұрын

Jackboot Shaman Gaming - Yes it was. However, JJ Bittenbinder also did several tours giving talks. Several of those tour stops were at elementary schools and the like. So it is entirely possible that he was at John's School a few times.

@patdnorton 6 жыл бұрын

Jackboot Shaman Gaming Lorie Lynn’s comment in correct, but also, he was a Chicago PD Detective. He currently lives in the area too. Look up the article. It’s pretty funny

@GavrielAbrahams 6 жыл бұрын

OMG I REMEMBER THAT ASSEMBLY NOW! Bittenbinder made me too afraid to let my on grandfather drive me home from school one day, because it wasn't planned (he just happened to be driving past the school at let-out time, and saw me walking home). Mind you, I saw my grandparents, my moms parents, weekly. They were my secondary caretakers... but "Grandpa might be trying this ONE TIME to kidnap me."

@judi7238 5 жыл бұрын

Throw a money clip at your grandfather and run _STREET SMARTS_

@PTp1ranha 5 жыл бұрын

Statistically, I think it's said that more kids are endangered by people they know than by total strangers. So there's that. Not that I think your grandpa was up to something.

@tylerbradfield2582 5 жыл бұрын

Jeff b....fuckin weirdo

@kevins5600 5 жыл бұрын

He might try and take you to a secondary location

@wysmesantom8066 5 жыл бұрын

Judi W. That never gets old! Hahah

@k_a_y_l_e_e 6 жыл бұрын

"The guy that sells balloons: don't go near that guy," "Alright..." Idk why but this made me laugh really hard.

@therealalli571 5 жыл бұрын

k a y l e e I could be wrong but I feel like he’s referring to John Wayne Gacy.

@FlyMeUpSoHigh 4 жыл бұрын

I think it's just a general reference to the old stereotype that those who sell balloons/candy/things that attract children are molesters/pedophiles/kidnappers. I remember being told not to get too close to this old street vendor who would give free candy to young kids when I was growing up. Just a few years ago, I took my brother to the park and someone told me to make sure to stay/keep my brother away from the balloon guy.

@Awesomest_chosen_one 5 жыл бұрын

Okay but the sheer HORROR on John Mulaney’s face when James says J.J Bittenbinder is there

@GraceNoel-vy8ck 4 жыл бұрын

“And he’s here tonight!” John: *drops to the ground and starts kicking upwards*

@cameronsitton501 2 жыл бұрын

Unlike the Lindbergh baby, he's got his steel-toed boots

@laurahewitt5451 5 жыл бұрын

I went to St. Clements' and what doesn't get brought up is this guy would take the girls aside for a *special* class. He told us if someone tried to snatch us off the street, we should 1. pee or vomit on ourselves; 2. pretend to faint because criminals are too lazy to pick up a person and people would look at him weirdly if he was carrying a passed-out seventh-grader. He really was big on "throw them off their rhythm" and quite terrifying.

@DezerayHope 5 жыл бұрын

Laura Hewitt all of these are very good techniques. I'm sure vomiting on someone would throw them off their rhythm

@MrsJenBardall 5 жыл бұрын

But you know what, he’s not wrong. As an adult woman I have a number of ideas in my head for what to do if I get attacked. It’s unfortunate but that’s the way of the world. He might’ve been a little gentler about it but he wanted to be remembered if something bad did happen.

@JuliaN-fi9zw 4 жыл бұрын

That’s actually really good advice. If someone ever tries to grab you try and go for the insides of their feet or their eyes. I’m not joking, rip out their fucking eyes if you need to. If you really can’t get away just try and vomit on yourself or piss/shit yourself it’s likely to make a kidnapper go away

@3star4life 4 жыл бұрын

*writes down techniques* uh-huh, uh-huh. Can you spell rhythm for me?

@yalejosie 3 жыл бұрын

@@JuliaN-fi9zw another weak spot is the outside of the thighs!!!!

@SaraStar7373 6 жыл бұрын

James: I love the street smarts routine John: oh yeah thanTHERE WAS A DETECTIVE NAMED JJ BITTENBINDER

@lissaiceblade 5 жыл бұрын

The look of pure panic on Mulaney's face when he was told the detective was there XD All the things he learned came rushing back to him in that one moment

@asdabir 6 жыл бұрын

These three together are like the epitome of feel-good ness

@georgie488 4 жыл бұрын

Who’s the woman?

@alifmuhammadchicago 4 жыл бұрын

Zooey D

@bellas6176 3 жыл бұрын

James: We've actually tracked him down and he's here! John: This might as well happen, adult life is already so goddamn weird

@charleebyrd3561 5 жыл бұрын

James: hes here tonight John: throws money clip and runs off *STREET SMARTS*

@thexen 6 жыл бұрын

Zooey & John not having a show together would be a crime against humanity. They're variety talk-show gold. A Carol Burnett Show format would be a hit with them.

@msminmichigan 5 жыл бұрын

OMG yes!

@ligeiaztomb2755 5 жыл бұрын

Yes. This.

@MegaHotdiggity 5 жыл бұрын

Rly?! I thought Zooey was awk AF there

@Nightling727 4 жыл бұрын

I’m the thousandth like

@tiffanyhilgendorf3356 Жыл бұрын

Omg yes!!!!!

@rachelrecycles369 6 жыл бұрын

Detective Bittenbinder is from Buffalo and my parents said that is a SPOT on impersonation of him.

@stevie5550 4 жыл бұрын

“He’s here tonight.!” “I gathered my things and shuffled away....feeling.. different”

@kingofallcosmosever 6 жыл бұрын

Detective J.J. Bittenbinder is my boyfriend’s grandpa 😂😂

@AdaylnTheLifeOf 6 жыл бұрын

kingofallcosmosever wait seriously?? I know anything is true on the internet but that would be the best thing

@weiyin8046 6 жыл бұрын

YO WHAT

@thesleepyDM 5 жыл бұрын

we need a follow up here dude

@fishmagee5135 5 жыл бұрын

WOOOAH

@ng23242 5 жыл бұрын

You can’t just drop that information like a money clip and run like that

@sha2424 6 жыл бұрын

john's laugh when she said street education 10/10

@asei231 3 жыл бұрын

It was kinda pure ngl

@Penguin-zp6yt 4 жыл бұрын

James: we were like cats Hollywood: WRITE THAT DOWN

@cameronsitton501 2 жыл бұрын

NOOO

@avachristiansen7703 3 жыл бұрын

“He’s here tonight!” *John starts frantically searching around in his pocket to retrieve a packet of Alka Seltzer plus he keeps in there at all times*

@UrLocalBandNerd 2 жыл бұрын

he keeps the Alka Seltzer in a money clip

@cryistal500 6 жыл бұрын

All of these references become weird when I think about the fact that I went to school with JJ Bittenbinder's grandson.. who shares the same name (John Joseph)

@keetopuffs 5 жыл бұрын

I am in love with that whole idea lol

@beek.4860 3 жыл бұрын

someone else in this comment section says that he's their boyfriend's grandpa - you guys might know each other!

@Lifeisnot4sale 6 жыл бұрын

I would love to see something with both John and Zooey - feel like they'd have good chemistry.

@rick_zanx 6 жыл бұрын

Lifeisnot4sale Yes!!! I was just thinking the same thing

@flala2261 6 жыл бұрын

🙌🏻💯

@gaelic229 6 жыл бұрын

he could visit the new girl apartment.

@HoraceInkling 6 жыл бұрын

No. Never. She's a robot.

@pyrolopez854 6 жыл бұрын

Both are married

@inkdragon3455 3 жыл бұрын

The look of pure feral fear in John's eyes when they said he was there lol

@vgmrevisited832 6 жыл бұрын

It’s interesting to watch Mulaney’s first special and compare to this one. Very cool to see the development of a stand up: not rushing through bits, embodying the persona, the increase in comfort and confidence on stage. He’s killin’ it.

@makcarolin 3 жыл бұрын

James: “Here’s here tonight!” John: nah nah sister you ain’t taking me to no secondary location

@taurusityluv1357 6 жыл бұрын

John is effortlessly funny

@lei_zsketches 3 жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT IT IS

@DaxRaider 6 жыл бұрын

wow John Mulaney looks like an old Grand Gustin xD

@YOJOmonkey54 6 жыл бұрын

Holly but like at the same time young grant gustin?

@samuelsampson3804 6 жыл бұрын

Holly my name is barry allen and i am....STREET SMARTS!

@evansspotter 6 жыл бұрын

Don’t insult my boy John like that

@bellav8207 6 жыл бұрын

Grant Gustin looks like an older John Mulaney

@dove10157 6 жыл бұрын

he actually got mistaken for grant one day and there's an interview somewhere about it hahaha

@ValensBellator 3 жыл бұрын

Zooey is giving off “drunk but I’m really trying to listen” vibes, always laughing or reacting earlier than she should 😂

@natalie5027 6 жыл бұрын

3:41 AND NOW YOU’VE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RYTHEM

@paulkim6631 5 жыл бұрын

And it was at that moment that John realized he forgot his silver clip with a $50 dollar bill

@stacysnp 5 жыл бұрын

How would John know about the cowboy hats if he supposedly never wore them there?

@jonathangarmuth8975 4 жыл бұрын

You should be a detective!

@maryfortin6295 4 жыл бұрын

Small town of 700.

@VideoKilledTheHeros 3 жыл бұрын

@@maryfortin6295 John's from Chicago. James was the one from the town of 700 people.

@missoctober8859 6 жыл бұрын

John is so likeable.

@emercycrite 6 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney is so handsome.

@marlowmorbid8531 4 жыл бұрын

1:11 zooey's unsmiling laugh is so funny to me somehow

@scottianson5133 Жыл бұрын

Thanks Redlettermedia for sending me down a J.J. Bittenbinder rabbit hole.

@valhalla1240 6 жыл бұрын

J.J. Bittenbinder exists o.O I have a whole new respect for John

@iheartjared74 6 жыл бұрын

Valhalla of course he does! So does the salt and pepper diner (the old building at least).

@AdaylnTheLifeOf 6 жыл бұрын

iheartjared74 the building is gone now 😭 I went by where it was last week

@iheartjared74 6 жыл бұрын

AdaylnTheLifeOf oh no. I was literally driving aimlessly down Lincoln 3 days ago, didn't even think to look for it 😭

@AdaylnTheLifeOf 6 жыл бұрын

iheartjared74 they must have just torn it down recently. It took them a while I thought it was gonna be gone right after they closed for the park project thing

@theonionqueen3519 4 жыл бұрын

“Come back in 4 hours.” THEY WERE LIKE DOGS WITHOUT HORSES!!!

@KiraOhmart 6 жыл бұрын

ZOOEY YOUR DRESS OMG SO GOOD

@ladyshkspre 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I scrolled down just to see if anyone else appreciated that gorgeous dress as much as I did. Such understated refinement, I love it!

@YeshaSmith 6 жыл бұрын

Is James Corden the only talk-show host, who doesn't sit behind his desk?

@RuthKoheifish 6 жыл бұрын

Graham Norton doesn't either, and his interviews are insanely awesome! I 10/10 recommend you check him out. A good segment to start with is anything with Mark Ruffalo, , Jonah Hill, Mark Hamill, James McAvoy, Chris Pratt... most of his interviews are wonderful actually

@viola7052 6 жыл бұрын

James Corden's talk show format is very similar to Graham Norton's (not behind a desk, multiple guests, flowing conversation etc) but Graham Norton did it first and does it better

@Katya_Lastochka 6 жыл бұрын

He wants to be seen fully.

@norasmith2474 6 жыл бұрын

Andy Cohen doesn't.

@brettgallant4231 6 жыл бұрын

Comedy Bang Bang

@rdg0722 2 жыл бұрын

James: “he’s here tonight!” John: *throws a money clip and runs in the other direction*

@Kerryjotx 4 жыл бұрын

I went to JJ Bittenbinder presentations for adults in Chicago in the mid-90a. What he taught was very important, very good, and I know it has helped keep me safe for over 25 years. He had been a homicide detective and he said one day he got tired of investigating the homicides and decided to change his career focus to prevent them.

@katnisshummel3450 6 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney needs to be a voice actor too!!!

@jonasanthony212 6 жыл бұрын

check out big mouth on netflix

@jacquigaynor9728 6 жыл бұрын

he is!!!!! he's in this great show big mouth on netflix

@mercerthomas3808 6 жыл бұрын

Mitti oh right that is him I love that

@TheShanicpower 5 жыл бұрын

He’s gonna be in the animated Spider-Man movie coming out.

@rimurutempest4945 5 жыл бұрын

TheShanicpower Yeah, he’s Spider-Ham.

@missybarbour6885 6 жыл бұрын

At my elementary school in the 90's we had this EXCEPT it was called "Kids 2 Kids" and it was high schoolers telling this stuff to elementary schoolers

@mundaneamazing 6 жыл бұрын

Oh, dear.

@flipflopzthreeonethree1873 5 жыл бұрын

JeezUS dude I'm sure that was a great idea

@haveagoodday629 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds cooler

@emjenkins464 4 жыл бұрын

My school tried to fake this when nudes were a problem by putting on the assembly Powerpoints *2 years above* doesn't think this is cool or respectful...

@pepelq6ka 6 жыл бұрын

Thats so true about the childhood in the 80s and 90s. We were going whereever we felt like and no one cared as long as we got back home for dinner

@HorribleSonofa 6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. All of us on our bikes or walking through the creek behind the apartment buildings having stupid adventures... and then home for dinner time. Didn’t matter what we were doing. Rock fights? Fine. And then dinner. And yet, they DID remind us that we were constantly under threat of kidnapping. (And I lived about 50 miles away from where Johnny Gosch disappeared from his paper route... so we KNEW it was true.) But I guess neighbors and daylight and friends made us invincible.

@BreakthroughRocks 6 жыл бұрын

“We had a guy come and teach poetry. That’s a good skill to have too.” I expect nothing less from Zooey Deschanel.

@nurpopop 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve been to the rodeo multiple times that John Mulaney mentions in this video (in Cody ,Wyoming) and now I have to live with the uncertainty that I might have seen JJ Bittenbinder and I don’t remember

@tejaswoman 5 жыл бұрын

Finally watched Kid Gorgeous last night, and I was laughing so hard during the Bittenbinder bits, I nearly had to cut it off to save my own life so that I could stop and breathe.

@itsdarbee 4 жыл бұрын

“We were like cats” Me in 2020 still haunted by James in cats a movie i saw weeks ago: 😳😳😳

@ericsilverman1225 Жыл бұрын

I love the way he says 'Bittenbinder' as many times as possible.

@rebeccaastill3293 5 жыл бұрын

5:33 Loki is quaking

@michigo_ 5 жыл бұрын

John’s face at 3:40 is so CUTE

@Ireland3 3 жыл бұрын

Right before James says “we’ve tracked him down” put the playback speed on the slowest mode and watch johns facial expressions 😂

@jt7331 2 жыл бұрын

mulaney: there’s no better word to say in a chicago accent than back pack me at home: beckpeck

@jasonc.parker4644 5 жыл бұрын

I could see these three in a movie together. I'm thinking a 1930's-style screwball comedy. John Mulaney stars as Ronnie Bittenbinder, a man from a long line of Chicago law men who gave it all up to make it as a performer in The Big Apple. He plays nightclubs with his girlfriend, aspiring actress Lana LaVine (Kristen Bell). When his grandfather, J. J. Bittenbinder, is murdered by notorious mob boss Shugs McCoy (James Corden), Ronnie's mother sends him his grandfather's ten gallon hat. Unbeknownst to Ronnie, his grandfather's hat is encrusted with six million dollars worth of diamonds that J. J. stole from Shugs. When Mousey Honeycutt (Zooey Deschanel), a crackerjack Chicago news reporter comes to warn Ronnie, she is trailed by Shugs and his moll Trixie (Emma Stone) who will stop at nothing to get back the stolen diamonds . . . even murder.

@mxwhite97 3 жыл бұрын

Ok but like I need this

@dreamingofthemoon 3 жыл бұрын

HOLLYWOOD make it happen!!

@sidoniegabrielle269 3 жыл бұрын

you’re hired

@kelseysimmons6086 4 жыл бұрын

" we were like cats." well james is in the cats movie.....

@andywilliamsflorida 4 жыл бұрын

"Would you rather go home without your backpack or your underwear?" I died.

@hafabellaa 6 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney wants us to know he’s not Grant Gustin but he almost turned into Barry Allen real quick 😂

@CBO4evr 6 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing Bittenbinder on Oprah or something years ago. It always stuck with me when talked about never be allowed to be taken to a 2nd location if kidnapped

@serenar8772 6 жыл бұрын

I’m from Chicago and now I’m trying to see if I say backpack like that 😂😂

@shmoopydarling 3 жыл бұрын

Zooey saying "you know, like one does" to John made my whole year

@jill5681 5 жыл бұрын

3:36 now you've thrown John off his rhythm

@boo3070 5 жыл бұрын

I just saw the definition of fight or flight instincts 😂

@StephanieDev 5 жыл бұрын

JJ Bittenbinder went to my mom's school as well. #StreetSmarts

@oliviagrace6914 3 жыл бұрын

repent and turn to Christ before it’s too late

@applcouch8373 5 жыл бұрын

3:37 YOU WANT MY MONEY GO GET IT!! **throws Money clip**

@trangl8606 6 жыл бұрын

3:45 john mulaney fake running dear goodness

@luvyou-baby 6 жыл бұрын

Fun interview, good guests

@IfrahAhmad 6 жыл бұрын

That's one gorgeous couch.

@imaloony8 5 жыл бұрын

Damn, I wish Bittenbinder had actually been there.

@agentcheriee 5 жыл бұрын

Hey dad, can I please have a silver money clip with a 50 dollar bill in it? Don’t worry, I’m only gonna chuck it into the sewer at the first sign of trouble. The man in the mustache told me to do it.

@fakhiras5568 6 жыл бұрын

Yeay John Mulaney is everywhere 💕💕

@guacamolefartsauce5934 5 жыл бұрын

3:41 Now John is off his rhythm.

@saveriosalemme5366 6 жыл бұрын

John needs to get his own talk show because I’m pretty sure he is the new Johnny Carson.

@fishmagee5135 5 жыл бұрын

the word 'vulnerable' sound amazing in James accent

@lambrisering2398 6 жыл бұрын

My two favorite people on a couch being their lovely selves

@CasualMel 4 жыл бұрын

are people avoiding the fact that when she talked about going out at night she looked over at John and went, "You know- like one does."

@unusannusfan9563 6 жыл бұрын

Literally whenever me and my friend see each other we bend into a squat and fold our hands into praying hands yelling “STREETSMARTS!!” Even in public cause we have no dignity anymore 😂😂😂