Devoted Pet Goose Defends his Owner from Stranger
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6 жыл бұрынComing up on 10,000,000 views---thank you all! Wally the goose is very loving to his owner, but not so to everyone else. He was raised from a gosling by his owner, but he strikes out at everyone else, even his owner's own brother. After the attack, Wally flaps with pride to his three cheering friends.
2024 update, Wally continues to live happily! I'll soon post some clips of him through the years from when this video was taken
@Mqouser 3 жыл бұрын
Goose: **bites man** Other Geese: **DEMONIC SCREECHES OF JOY**
@dialatedmcd 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine this is kind of how some dinosaurs behaved. Imagine them a little bigger. Maybe some scales.
@awesomeatronik 3 жыл бұрын
The terrifyingly annoying honk of the T-Rex will horrify you for life
@dialatedmcd 3 жыл бұрын
@@awesomeatronik Right but put some depth and some pitch down townwards on that honkage and you have one blowhole roaration fantaslement, you know what I’m saying, like a tuba blower that smoked too many cigarettes, man that shit would out hair on your chest if you heard it
@123youbia 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda underrated comment lol
@NickName-mn6jm 3 жыл бұрын
I made it 666! Yas😇
@Mrspiderwalk 3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me that my mom said when she was younger, the dump in her city didn’t have a guard dog. They had a guard goose. Thing was ferocious and people were scared of it.
@CheshireCesare 3 жыл бұрын
Geese and turkeys will fuck you up, they’re terrifying creatures... lol 😂 😂 😂
@lonepotato1444 3 жыл бұрын
@@CheshireCesare And peacock
@sadmakoto1924 3 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is awfully familiar
@rebeltvr6046 3 жыл бұрын
In India, peacocks are preferred over dogs for guard duty. Those guard birds are notorious for protecting their territory. Thieves are scared of them.
@lonepotato1444 3 жыл бұрын
@@rebeltvr6046 I ain't no thief, but when they spread their tail, I'd poop my pants
@MattyIcecubes Жыл бұрын
Back in 2016 a Canada goose crash landed on my balcony. He had a broken wing. I took him to the emergency vet, but could not afford his treatment. They sent him to the Cincinnati zoo for treatment, and gave them my phone number so they could keep me in the loop with how his treatment was going. They called and asked if I wanted to give him a name, and I named him "Oscar" after my grandfather, and went to visit him a few times. After about 6 months he was fully recovered and ready to be released back into the wild. They called and asked if I would like the honor of releasing him, and I happily accepted. Lo and behold, when spring rolled around he returned to my balcony to say hello; and continued to do so every year...until this year. He did not show this year, and I'm so bummed out over it and really worried about him :(
@chatgpt4135 10 ай бұрын
Birds know gratitude, which many humans have left ❤️👍🙂Thanks for helping and rescuing it. And good that the zoo members gave you so much insights , updates and let you still be in contact with goose for 6 months We aren't from Canada, but vets here are not so trained and clever and even not passionate abt their work, amd they don't show same honor and hospitality to their clients as the zoo people shown to you
@gbasar1032 8 ай бұрын
From 2016 to 2023, it’s over 7-8 years. He must have died of old age by now and that is why he couldn’t make it this time.
@MattyIcecubes 8 ай бұрын
@@gbasar1032 They can live up to 25 years
@TFIta369 7 ай бұрын
Incredible sense of direction/location!
@TofuTeo 6 ай бұрын
Aww I'm so sorry... What a lovely story, and I bet he's doing fine out there. Maybe he found a family and settled down, or his nature instincts took over and he got busy with other stuff. Whatever it is, I'm sure he remembers you and thinks of you, considering he came back all those years. I hope you see him again. Please update us if you do! Sending love.
@UncleBeerus 2 жыл бұрын
The sheer terror with which the camera man tried to avoid the goose’s chomp was hysterical
@Patentmat Жыл бұрын
I'll try to put up a few more of him. Visited Wally again 5 years on and nothing has changed. Just put up a short of that short visit
@Yasmine91646 Жыл бұрын
His laugh made me laugh 😂
@garfieldandfriends1 Жыл бұрын
Don’t worry The cameraman always lives
@DefineMeAsOne 3 жыл бұрын
Goose: another hand is petting me? Goose:.... Goose: wait a minute humans don't have 3 hands... Dark Souls Boss theme song.
@13crowintuitivestarot 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Ravver 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@lavish_1717 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣
@ganjatokes3476 3 жыл бұрын
PLIN PLIN PLON
@nortonman5238 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody make this edit
@nothereanymore3941 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the other geese started smelling the killer instinct coming through the air and preemptively shrieked
@o0sunsi0o 3 жыл бұрын
Funny and true. 😆
@He-who-wakes 3 жыл бұрын
@@o0sunsi0o fake and gay
@awake7586 3 жыл бұрын
@@He-who-wakes why are u gae
@KingStr0ng 3 жыл бұрын
It's Jurassic Park but with birbs instead.
@He-who-wakes 3 жыл бұрын
@fox downy you ok bro?
@Swampgurl777 2 жыл бұрын
Love how he goes back to the other ducks to laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pebble651 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure there also geese
@Patentmat Жыл бұрын
The proud and victorious flapping gets me
@EchoLog Жыл бұрын
@@Patentmat "BE WITNESS TO MY VICTORY FLAPS, ALL WHO RESIDE IN MY REALM" My dad had a chicken and I had a duck when we each grew up. Currently there's a cockatiel pair that share our living room. Male birds are so macho disproportionate to their size, which gets dangerous with weight and groups. (Emus dude, emus.) But is adorable when you know the species's culture/language for lack of better phrase. My duck would get moody if he thought I was cheating on him, but he was egocentric like an infant; all good if he spends time with other ducks or people or my dog. 😂
@TheGnarlyGnome89 Жыл бұрын
Geese tho, they’re geese
@pragyanprajapati8032 Жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@knowledgeseeker3403 2 жыл бұрын
0:14 Goose: "HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!"
@davidvincent380 3 жыл бұрын
that escalated quickly
@Shuja_Khyber 3 жыл бұрын
I would have grabbed the goose and Hugged it till death. Even if it was staring to kill me lmao 😂
@MelC-td9bg 3 жыл бұрын
0:14 That moment when the goose realized its mistake 😂😂
@Yue_Jin 3 жыл бұрын
Not quick enough.
@Yue_Jin 3 жыл бұрын
@@Shuja_Khyber Yeah we can hope, the it killing you part of course.
@Shuja_Khyber 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yue_Jin Brueh, You do Realise the fucking Goose has a scrawny neck that can be snapped in an instance?
@theotv5522 3 жыл бұрын
Here in Vietnam, we have goose as watchdogs and they are so good at their job not only they keep the robbers out but also the house owner.
@mailien1210 2 жыл бұрын
hello vietnam fellow!! I'm vietnamese too
@borb7391 2 жыл бұрын
Lovely... Just another day in Vietnam
@cringe6059 2 жыл бұрын
Big sized one work best , just saw a dog running away from a goose in fear
@Amkx4502 2 жыл бұрын
"They are not in the trees, they are the trees".
@ZimVader-0017 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the geese ARE the house owners
@elaxerblaxer Жыл бұрын
LMAO I love how they all just start screaming
@SMCwasTaken Жыл бұрын
Its funny when they attack people 🤣🤣🤣
@elaxerblaxer Жыл бұрын
@@SMCwasTakenikr!
@myyoutube3022 2 жыл бұрын
The goose just kept screaming after like he was disgusted that the man dared to touch him 😂
@frilliflove2424 3 жыл бұрын
When the goose is hugging his owner, you can see him trying to preen his hair. That's flock behaviour. I love it
@lemonaid7639 3 жыл бұрын
sometimes our chickens do this to me and it's so sweet
@Michael-mn4ef 3 жыл бұрын
duck also do that
@gxxnie 3 жыл бұрын
"That's flock behavior" 😤😤
@frilliflove2424 3 жыл бұрын
@@gxxnie?
@arcade5060 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry to be rude but a Group of geese is called a gaggle
@iForix 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh by the way, tomorrow is bring your pet to work day!" Owner: *laughs manically*
@snakevenomous72 3 жыл бұрын
FIRST REPLY
@jeffasbestos7813 3 жыл бұрын
@@snakevenomous72 si señor fiesta
@PabloHenrique92 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, his co-worker who happens to have a peregrine falcon as a pet "I'm about to feed my pet and end this man's career"
@jeffasbestos7813 3 жыл бұрын
@@snakevenomous72 You think you could just edit your comment and get away with it? This is the internet lad, your fiest reply will never go away
@snakevenomous72 3 жыл бұрын
True 😔
@eiyukabe 2 жыл бұрын
I've had a hard time picturing how birds could be the descendants of ancient dinosaurs. Now I see it.
@errorx_x1063 6 ай бұрын
Watching seagulls fight for food. That's when I realized Dinos didn't really die off lol
@linanicolia1363 Жыл бұрын
Adorable......the intrusion was noticed by the goose and her friends agreed and backed her up. Can't fool a goose. She knew there was an arm there, that did not belong.
@luckystar3641 3 жыл бұрын
This is the only hint of kindness geese will ever show. Treasure it.
@brandonfoley7519 3 жыл бұрын
If they like you they will like you forever Very hard to form relationships with adult birds
@rescuerex7031 3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonfoley7519 I assume the one who got Hugs, probably raised the goose from Gooseling
@jpch8814 3 жыл бұрын
They are very mean animals. I see them chasing joggers at the park lol
@rescuerex7031 3 жыл бұрын
@@jpch8814 They aren't Mean their territorial
@cripthegoose2320 3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@mrkitloin 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the goose initially is like “ah thats nice, a third hand” Then it swaps to “WAIT? A THIRD HAND?”
@rotyler2177 2 жыл бұрын
HONK
@nathanford1201 2 жыл бұрын
@@rotyler2177 *Honk intensifies*
@rotyler2177 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanford1201 "What!? Hooman!? HONK!"
@honk42069 2 жыл бұрын
@@rotyler2177 yes?
@rotyler2177 2 жыл бұрын
@@honk42069 ... HONK.
@MiguelMeanGreen 2 жыл бұрын
This reminded me of the flock of geese I used to feed at my vending job. Giant boxes full of 64 individual bags of chips were always likely to have had at least one bag that got blown open, and I saved those chips to feed to the geese while sitting on the back of my work box truck. Though I never tried to pet them, they certainly never attacked me. I hope those geese are still doing alright and have found a new friend to feed them.
@bobertjones2300 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I hope they didn't turn to Grey Goose Vodka when you left.
@wonderpunch4984 Жыл бұрын
Not sure if chips are healthy for geese
@doctorjekyll6125 Жыл бұрын
@@wonderpunch4984 beggars can’t be choosers. I’m sure the calories are better than none at all. The Pet food industry and all the misinformation on the internet has you believe that bread and chips are bad for them. If you read it in a peer reviewed journal, then believe it.
@BTG514 Жыл бұрын
@@wonderpunch4984 Excessive salt isn't good for my dog. So if I want to share popcorn with him I don't dress it.
@vada.6024 11 ай бұрын
I'm sure they enjoyed chomping on those chips! 🪿
@AverytheCubanAmerican 2 жыл бұрын
A goose: challenges the immortal cameraman Everyone: *Wait, that's illegal* The Romans were smart to use geese as guards...yes, they actually did! They used them on the Palatine, one of Rome's seven hills. During a siege by the Gauls in 390 B.C., the Palatine was saved by honking geese that warned the defenders of an attack.
@wanderer3004 9 күн бұрын
They also seriously did screwed up stuff to a dog every year to commemorate the event after the dogs failed.
@PSN_OGRE 3 жыл бұрын
Goose: *"Violence isn't the answer it's a question and the answer is yes!"*
@Blue0000FF 3 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOL! You win the internet today bud
@ashharkausar6921 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is perfection!
@cocopots 3 жыл бұрын
Whats up urameshi-
@unusualfearlesss7591 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade refrence yooo
@noregrets8404 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something roger would say off american dad xD
@MsBaruschka 3 жыл бұрын
Look at his geese friends in the background, cheering for him slaying a human... that's real friendship right there.
@Otsomeister 3 жыл бұрын
They are his wives😎
@Selkie7 3 жыл бұрын
Geese are assholes. Known fact.
@nuclearcatbaby1131 3 жыл бұрын
It’s interspecies friendship too. The brown goose is a domesticated swan goose. The white geese are domesticated greylag geese.
@nonononame 3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, go get him, Jerry! EAT HIS ANKLES"
@thomaspanditfan2435 3 жыл бұрын
@@Otsomeister wives?
@ZedEff420 3 ай бұрын
Gooses are silly, but also masters of the nipple cripple twist of doom. Approach at your own risk 🤣🤣
@meanhe8702 2 жыл бұрын
That’s at the same time an awesome, loyal friend, and a jerk! 😂🤣
@ssstylish2681 3 жыл бұрын
Some jails here in Brazil are using geese to guard the prison instead of dogs, the inmates used to throw food to the dogs and they became friendly to them, the geese don't like anybody but their owner and they attack and make a lot of noise if someone steps into their territory
@vexelicious 3 жыл бұрын
oh sh*t really? Damn goose doesn't care...goose doesn't give a sh*t....
@lolom8772 3 жыл бұрын
I hope this is true
@lolom8772 3 жыл бұрын
@@ssstylish2681 huh, that’s pretty interesting! Thanks for sharing it
@ssstylish2681 3 жыл бұрын
@@lolom8772 You're welcome
@stalinsoulz7872 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit *Give those Guards some raise*
@PinkManGuy 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the Geese looks at the extra hand at 0:12 like "..Wait a second... You're not him! DIE!"
@shizukagozen777 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@Navesblue 3 жыл бұрын
Easily my favorite comment on here.
@vincnt1 3 жыл бұрын
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@RambleOn07 3 жыл бұрын
Goose: it's time for you to bleed.
@savageramirez2925 2 жыл бұрын
@Shaan Naafir lmfao 😂😂
@gobro9483 2 жыл бұрын
I love how those other 2 at the back are like just having a laugh😂
@MissStatement Жыл бұрын
This goose is more loyal than people ever will be :o
@Un1821 Жыл бұрын
Yeah unfortunately true.
@petricor1420 11 ай бұрын
Like you 😂
@kaloz429mobile9 6 ай бұрын
Or cats Cats are ungratefull
@pyerack 5 ай бұрын
@@kaloz429mobile9 Bro doesn't know cats
@2ndintelligentWorld 5 ай бұрын
can we shut up with this 10 year old mentality already lol "people suck and animals are awesome just because they're stupid and they don't know what they're doing" like stop lol Just cause they're not mentally capable of being "evil", doesn't mean they're morally better and it also doesn't mean we're any less moral because we're capable of more things. Morality is a complicated subject but I feel like the general population is smart enough in 21st century to know really, really basic things like this
@drank.99 3 жыл бұрын
Why is noone talking about that other goose in the background just hyping the attacking goose up. It's the goose equivalent of going "Oooooooooooooooh" at a fight
@fontenoyjoe 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO! There's always an instigator in the wings
@niyazrahman2058 3 жыл бұрын
why do u type shit without lookjng? youd know that many ppl are talking about it if u sorted comment section to popular
@drank.99 3 жыл бұрын
@@niyazrahman2058 🗿
@theresearcherofart 3 жыл бұрын
@@niyazrahman2058 someone's mad
@niyazrahman2058 3 жыл бұрын
@@theresearcherofart no im just sick of the "why is no one.."method of cultivating likes, when someone CLEARLY DID WRITE ABOUT IT.
@riftis2210 3 жыл бұрын
The goose was right, goose didn't even know that guy and he starts touching him, that's weird man. I would have bit him too.
@spiritualera3877 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaha imagine being groped by a stranger, pros get locked up, or bit up
@speedy01247 3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if a stranger tried petting you when your being hugged by a friend.
@DeletedTroll 3 жыл бұрын
honkrassment
@Suve35967 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣
@gazzawhite 3 жыл бұрын
They are brothers.
@AverytheCubanAmerican 2 жыл бұрын
That's one feisty cobra chicken you've got there...he's lucky it's not the Canada kind. Geese are more effective than armed guards. At least where leisurely strolls are involved
@baublesanddolls 2 жыл бұрын
Protecting his loved one ❤
@stynnguyen6085 3 жыл бұрын
I love how his friend doesnt help him and just watches the whole thing of the goose attacking him. XD that's true friendship.
@antonnovo695 3 жыл бұрын
Conflict of interest
@Corvolet5 3 жыл бұрын
Guess you could say it gave him GOOSEbumps
@danielb7495 3 жыл бұрын
It’s two guys on a pick-nick that isn’t his friend. It’s his boyfriend lol
@bangtio23 3 жыл бұрын
You can see he actually try to help, but too busy laughing Priority
@manmohantudu2794 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh that's his brother😑
@Huntress_Hannah 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she stopped to check and see who’s hand was in her face before she went ham
@chrismazzagatti8429 3 жыл бұрын
Good catch.
@zay_rat8942 3 жыл бұрын
Yes,she
@asyncasync 2 жыл бұрын
@@zay_rat8942 it :3
@zay_rat8942 2 жыл бұрын
@@asyncasync boy if you don’t get your
@zairephenom1435 2 жыл бұрын
@@zay_rat8942 shut up kid :\
@TheTwerkMerc Жыл бұрын
I like how the other geese are cheering him on, almost exclaiming, "VICTORY IS OURS!!!"
@a2thek914 2 жыл бұрын
Notice how at 0:33 the Geese and the guy with the grey jacket starts bowing to each other. Geese use a lot of body language to communicate, as well as verbal cues. The head bowing is a greeting.
@nikkoval8490 3 жыл бұрын
There’s something primordial about geese. As if they are suppose to be like 20 feet tall & this is just their miniature form.
@jupiterisaak1004 3 жыл бұрын
Aren’t they related to dinosaurs? That’s probably it
@jaysteenybuggerlastnames4249 3 жыл бұрын
Poultry have not forgotten what it is like to be a dinosaur.
@Walpurgis117 3 жыл бұрын
@@jupiterisaak1004 They are avian dinosaurs. The ones that went extinct are non-avian dinosaurs. A lot of people say that birds are related to dinosaurs, without realising they *are* dinosaurs. Look it up :)
@wyom2838 3 жыл бұрын
@@Walpurgis117 how have the turnables have tabled
@jesuschristiscallingyou953 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. So true. They do look like they should be humongous!
@alexisalvarez2330 3 жыл бұрын
“Who tf gave you permission to touch me”
@brandonknight431 3 жыл бұрын
Thats about it lol
@WorldOfARandomVegan 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! 🤣🤣🤣
@JustthesameJn 3 жыл бұрын
“Who tf gave you the permission to bite me*
@user-wb8wy2nk6m 2 жыл бұрын
The split second of false feeling of calm in this video, for both for the man and the goose, cracked me up😅 The goose initially enjoying the mans hand before noticing the betrayal. And the man feeling comfortable enough using his bare hand, instead of the glove he had reserved for that😂I feel like that special little moment really connected them 😂
@Larsgman 4 ай бұрын
Lmao those honks were filled with ATTITUDE!!!! so adorable
@JM-5150 2 жыл бұрын
We had one as a kid, she was injured and landed in our yard. My mom fed her and nursed her back to health. She never left and decide to stay. She would sit on the porch with my mom and get in her lap. She was a wild goose that loved my mom. Would follow her everywhere. She eventual passed about 7-8 years later. My mom found her in the rose garden under a bush. Where she just went to sleep. We named her Candy. She was a very sweet goose.
@decd 2 жыл бұрын
rip dear candy
@socratese5 2 жыл бұрын
Aww that’s such a sweet story 😊
@MeowBockbock88 2 жыл бұрын
Awwww😢
@txwhyxbeetsx4ever381 2 жыл бұрын
God gave me this story to witness cause I almost forgot there was wholesome stuff in life wow lol
@linkholder 2 жыл бұрын
@@txwhyxbeetsx4ever381 Bless 🙏
@toradrow777 3 жыл бұрын
Goose: "There's only room for one human in this flock, buddy, and and it ain't you!"
@silverwolf9091 3 жыл бұрын
Wow 1.7k likes but no reply?
@smashlee6181 3 жыл бұрын
gaggle
@toradrow777 3 жыл бұрын
@@smashlee6181 Flock, gaggle, both work.
@kiwibirdgirl3512 Жыл бұрын
A pet goose protecting its owner very wholesome
@cynthusinfinite Жыл бұрын
Lol such loyalty.
@countingstrides4068 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the ones in the background are egging him on.
@squiremuldoon5462 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like those videos of homies in high school gettin in fights , the ones in the background make similar noises.
@sc3961 3 жыл бұрын
Ha.. ha ha... hahaha _egging_ him on ^^ Punny!
@someinternetbox168 3 жыл бұрын
@@sc3961 lol but i dont think it was intended
@eleSDSU 3 жыл бұрын
Hey what's good for the gander...
@ChunkeeNoodleSoup 3 жыл бұрын
Goose gang
@vey5579 3 жыл бұрын
Hes the bad boy in the wattpad books that hates everyone except the innocent, kind female protagonist he's going to date
@cosmicheav3n 3 жыл бұрын
asshole to the world, sweetheart to his girl
@yurachii7476 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@willow9912 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@h3ll0gudbye 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@HolyFuckItsAMEME 3 жыл бұрын
The thing is, this is so fucking true that it _HURTS_
@CaptainObvious55 4 ай бұрын
Wow, 1st time cameraman isnt safe
@ReluctantLion Ай бұрын
The cameraman may never die, but he endureth.
@theharlequin7280 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta appreciate the guts of geese who fearlessly charge primates about 30x their weight with nothing but a dull beak and hollow bones.
@HeGotNoArms 3 жыл бұрын
My guy they have serrated tongues and sharp teeth. They can be gentle tho I’ve been accepted into a few flocks. It’s great like having a bunch of badass friends protecting you
@somerandomguyontheinternett 2 жыл бұрын
@@HeGotNoArms How can we fight back? I would like to know incase of any future scenarios concerning me and a goose.
@batyalivni3577 2 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomguyontheinternett you don't. Run.
@rollingthunder1043 2 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomguyontheinternett One trick I've seen is to grab them by the throat right at the base of the head, and just YEET. However this is a remarkably difficult trick to pull off, so I strongly suggest you just flee.
@0oShwavyo0 2 жыл бұрын
@@somerandomguyontheinternett you just saw a video of a violent goose attack lol, I think the answer is to just laugh and roll around on your picnic blanket. In seriousness, I think you just want to calmly walk away and like just not freak out and die because it's only a medium sized waterfowl.
@ZeoWorks 2 жыл бұрын
Geese are very loyal creatures, they're usually a "one human bird". :)
@reiivitor6827 2 жыл бұрын
You here lol
@borb7391 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, it's you... I can't believe the creator of the #1 teletubbies horror game commented on this video, Also you brung us childhood
@cheemcrayon8188 2 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@elhormiguerodelracionamiento 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, the guardians use to have pet gooses outside the entrance to their secret lairs for scare the teletubbies away or alert of something, because they have a microphone and tubbymicro camera with tubby charger incorporated, sadly the newborns killed our Favourite Slendytubbies III Guardian.
@elhormiguerodelracionamiento 2 жыл бұрын
(Its sarcasm and a Good Plot Twist) I hope you answer me God Zeo
@grimtheghastly8878 Жыл бұрын
You can't convince me birds aren't dinosaurs
@ericking2511 2 жыл бұрын
May god bless and keep you always good people
@harshityadavCamper 2 жыл бұрын
His laugh makes it so so much better. Like he knew he is going to get attacked.
@antizx9677 2 жыл бұрын
Almost 2k likes but no replies, strange
@harshityadavCamper 2 жыл бұрын
@@antizx9677 If not for your comment, I wouldn't have known this got so many likes lmao
@antizx9677 2 жыл бұрын
@@harshityadavCamper thank u gentleman 🙂
@Christoph8 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m in danger.” 😄
@tysjustvibinb931 2 жыл бұрын
In my town they have the gooses guard my local at&t parking lot, so once they finesse you with the overpriced bill you ain't getting back in :/
@jaymerka5875 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he stands up tall and proud and flaps his wings like "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" 0:49
@Losrandir 2 жыл бұрын
He won the crowd. "Maxi-Goose! Maxi-Goose!"
@Herbert2892 2 жыл бұрын
I think he just did it for the crowd. He knows humans in this place dont kill geese in a fight. Very smart of him, the crowd really believed he truly won.
@iamnel3141 2 жыл бұрын
Actually that's a sign of 'good riddance'.. they usually do that after a fight
@bouncyshak 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@katyahorizon 2 жыл бұрын
I was more under the impression like, "Mess with me again, I dare you!"
@hedan2 2 жыл бұрын
Peace was never an option "says the geese"
@amorpatriaenostralex3822 2 жыл бұрын
Owner has a lot of respect!
@DarkFactory 2 жыл бұрын
Goose touched by a human who is not a owner: "So you have chosen death"
@Mori1000 2 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I just watched The lord of the ring for the first time and now I know where this comes from
@__matcha 2 жыл бұрын
creative aren't we
@bodychoke 2 жыл бұрын
Not funny. Be quiet.
@kiWi-zv8vr 2 жыл бұрын
Then pay with your blood!
@defsouul3127 2 жыл бұрын
@@__matcha there's no such thing as an original thought get over it
@FalcoNat 3 жыл бұрын
Other person: _tries to pet the goose_ The goose: *”Peace was never an option”*
@mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Classic
@Haxior5506 3 жыл бұрын
Ah! Yeah! The meme came back!
@shizukagozen777 3 жыл бұрын
_So you have chosen death_
@ThatGuy-jk9kq 3 жыл бұрын
Haha fonni not overused meme you’re so fonni hahhahhahaha 😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂
@CodeOverReality 2 жыл бұрын
Peace is rarely an option
@dannisan77 Жыл бұрын
Wow, that's a very loyal goose friend.
@waldwassermann 2 жыл бұрын
They are exactly like dogs; super loyal!
@matthewbaker6177 3 жыл бұрын
I had a goose just like this....followed me everywhere and never attacked me, but scared the hell out of everyone else. People who visited our home would often be seen running away terrified. Best guard goose ever.
@garybuttherissilent5896 2 жыл бұрын
guard goose XD
@trufflegallow1978 2 жыл бұрын
My neighbour's pet goose became friends with me because I gave him food. Sometimes he would come and tickles my back with his beak demanding a food when I sat on the chair outside.
@birdseye7166 Жыл бұрын
i have a goose like that as well (his name is George). there are very good guards.
@Patentmat Жыл бұрын
Sounds like this one too. What would happen if they met 🤯
@Brucehumphrey 2 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering, this is called imprinting. It’s something some mammals do, but more famously birds as well, especially ducks and geese. When they’re still little and they’re separated from their mother, they automatically start looking for a “mother figure” or “role model.” Once they choose someone (it can be a person or another animal), they will look up to them, follow them, and might even try to mimic them. Geese are very territorial and possessive, so it’s very likely this goose imprinted on that guy with the black jacket and is protective of him.
@motherlandbot6837 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, except that wild geese, unlike ducks and most galliform birds, are biparental. Ganders don't incubate or brood, but fiercely defend their sitting mates, and goslings imprint on and follow both parents.
@sirwhite5308 2 жыл бұрын
i only knew imprinting from ark lmao
@infiniteblue895 2 жыл бұрын
lol twilight
@Brucehumphrey 2 жыл бұрын
@@secondarylogin642 That’s literally what I said and what imprinting means. You really thought you were on to something there lmao.
@motherlandbot6837 2 жыл бұрын
@@secondarylogin642 Because baby geese, ducks, chickens, quail (precocial birds) etc. leave their nest forever within a few hours of hatching, and must bond with their parent very quickly BEFORE they leave. Once this critical bonding period is over, it is much more difficult for them to bond with a substitute, and the bonding process is slower if it occurs at all. Imprinting is a two way (three way in biparental species such as geese and New World quails) process; parental adults bond with their offspring within a brief peruod after hatching. The same holds for mammals such as Impala, Zebras, and Wildebeest, whose babies can stand and then walk and run with their mother shortly after birth. By comparison, altricial birds and most baby mammals are helpless at birth, and remain in a nest for days or weeks, or even months, before they leave. Baby monkeys and apes, unlike most altricial mammals, (including Humans), have the ability to cling to their mothers and other parental adults shortly after birth, enabling said parental adults to carry them about, so very few primates keep their babies in nests. With altricial mammals as with precocial mammals, mothers and other parental adults STILL imprint very quickly on their neonate babies, but the babies imprint slowly and gradually, and can easily bond/imprint over a longer period of time. In conventional farming practice, bull calves of dairy breeds of cattle are taken from their mothers and either killed or raised for veal. If her calf is removed as it is born, and the mother is thus prevented from cleaning off and imprinting on her calf, she will accept its' removal with little ir no observable sense of loss. The exact opposite usually happens if she has a chance to imprint on her calf before it is removed; she will show very obvious and prolonged distress, lowing persistently and searching for her missing baby. You're not a scientist, and science seeks precision and discernible patterns. Not reactive, "what's the difference", or "nobody gives a s*@t" responses!
@anniefannycharles9951 Жыл бұрын
I just laughed my head off watching this, thank you!
@Patentmat Жыл бұрын
Wally is crazy. I need to get more videos of him and I will
@rebekahTee-er3rz 6 ай бұрын
Swans are loyal also. These birds are very adorable.
@r12j78 3 жыл бұрын
0:31 he just takes a few steps back after getting bonked like "aight, you're stronger than you look, I'll let this one slide"
@maltheri9833 3 жыл бұрын
You can see him be like "Oof ok u got it."
@natechicken685 3 жыл бұрын
@@maltheri9833 *discombobulate*
@MechanicalAddict 3 жыл бұрын
@@natechicken685 E L B O W D E S T R U C T I O N
@Dominic.p20 3 жыл бұрын
She*
@Anudorini-Talah 2 жыл бұрын
THe fucking idiot almost broke the goose neck. Fucking idiot friend, never invite him again
@lilacDaisy111 2 жыл бұрын
I love that my geese only come to my call. They're the sheep of birds. Can't help smiling when they answer me with excited swarks, and then run to me, flapping their huge wings.
@DR1PxWRLD 2 жыл бұрын
Who asked
@CasiniLoogi 2 жыл бұрын
@@DR1PxWRLD I did. I'm the guy who asked
@proudatheist2042 2 жыл бұрын
The geese I have encountered in my life show that geese are not "sheep," in that they are aggressive animals who won't think twice about threatening or attacking other animals or people.
@lilacDaisy111 2 жыл бұрын
@@proudatheist2042 Nah, they're just making up for their small stature. No other poultry can thrive on grass alone, like sheep can!
@nostalji75 2 жыл бұрын
@@proudatheist2042 Yes they can be terrotorial and display aggressive behaviour. But they certainly think twice about being agrrssive. I was feeding some egyptian geese with babies today. There are also plenty of cannada geese ( a bigger species) who often charge in pairs at the grown egygptian geese to claim some food for themselves. So I just stepped inbetween. This simple action made them reconsider. Realising they had to go throw me made them think twice and calm down. Don't underestemate their intelligence they certainly can adapt to situations and learn. Like all social animals geese are pretty smart.
@animeanime8907 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the goose's chicks are cheering for him at the back.
@Nitramrec 7 ай бұрын
Don't be afraid. The cameraman never dies! 😉
@mt-9320 3 жыл бұрын
"This is my human, there are many like this human but this human is mine" haha
@brandonknight431 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mothgames9466 3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment
@dkrz8050 3 жыл бұрын
Fmj ?
@AC-uw4il 3 жыл бұрын
should of added the reaction "This is my human, there are many like this human but this human is mi- Who TF are you!?!?"
@elfascisto6549 3 жыл бұрын
@@AC-uw4il if he did then it wouldn't have been funny
@nou567 3 жыл бұрын
*Other guy pets her* Goose: Then pay with your blood
@metrophor2623 3 жыл бұрын
Him, actually. That big, fleshy bump over the beak means he's a gander.
@motherlandbot6837 3 жыл бұрын
@@metrophor2623 Male Chinese Goose (Anser cynoides). Wild and domestic Graylag ganders (Anser anser) don't have the bill knob; they're just bigger, louder, more aggressive versions of females of the same genetic background.
@metrophor2623 3 жыл бұрын
@@motherlandbot6837 Thanks for the species! I remembered that bump = male, but couldn't think of the name of this nippy boi.
@MartianManHunter2258 3 жыл бұрын
You dare oppose the might of the imperial legion?!
@TheFiresloth 3 жыл бұрын
Halt ! You violated the law !
@CameronnL95 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the guy tried to hold the goose back and the goose was like ‘NAH MAN IM SICK, LEMME HANDLE THIS’ stretches and proceeds to maul haha
@NorseCrusader1 2 жыл бұрын
Every goose ever: peace was never an option.
@eschatical4052 3 жыл бұрын
There is end in friend. There is end in girlfriend. But goose will never leave you.
@shinjiikari5644 3 жыл бұрын
_i wanna like but it's 69-_
@martini1094 3 жыл бұрын
But isn't there go in goose?
@nopeyoudontknowmyname9153 3 жыл бұрын
@@martini1094 Its goo not go
@shubhankarrakshit9311 3 жыл бұрын
Can it oose though??
@plasmathingy1432 3 жыл бұрын
@@martini1094 go and come back
@chgaming5059 3 жыл бұрын
Goose: you violated the peace treaty i must now attack
@elgenfranord1651 3 жыл бұрын
Then pay whit your blood ha haa
@ayceanymz9212 3 жыл бұрын
Peace was never an option
@f0327 3 ай бұрын
a rare moment where the cameraman almost died. that's how op those goose are
@dolorestate6599 2 жыл бұрын
A true friend.
@Blestyr 3 жыл бұрын
Hugged by owner: "Yes, yes, I'm here Master! So happy to see you!" Hugged by a stranger: "And I took that personally."
@Jumper1943 3 жыл бұрын
So anyway, i started blasting
@nathanielmiller5813 3 жыл бұрын
Can you be my love?
@jonathandeguzman5766 3 жыл бұрын
Goose to owner: I LOVE YOU! . goose to strangers: *PEACE WAS NEVER BEEN AN OPTION*
@rotyler2177 3 жыл бұрын
Peace was never an option.
@siryizzur 3 жыл бұрын
was never been
@jakelee5096 3 жыл бұрын
Oh boy this comment again LMAO
@ShinziiArt 3 жыл бұрын
Peace was never an option
@Blue0000FF 3 жыл бұрын
Geese got into adoption.
@gorillazhead Ай бұрын
The wing flap and chest out victory dance really tied it all together.
@LibraMiku271 Жыл бұрын
Boy that goose is spoiled... very impressed
@Liam_Bob 3 жыл бұрын
If he wasn't holding that camera, he never would have left alive...
@cryptidinthewoods7262 3 жыл бұрын
The cameramen always survives xD
@icydsting6037 3 жыл бұрын
@@cryptidinthewoods7262 usually because they are cowering
@aethernity8270 3 жыл бұрын
They always have extra health bar
@freddyw3675 3 жыл бұрын
0:49 When the guy said: "He got me right here , it hurt." You can see the goose was pretty satisfied with himself flapping away with a battle cry 😂
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no KZfaqr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear free
@flidethechemist 2 жыл бұрын
@@orange_5936 Me: *checks video list* Axxl: "I would cheat on my two girlfriends" Also me: *Pretending I didn't see anything and going back to watching murder geese*
@amysymiltongamequeen6292 2 жыл бұрын
@@flidethechemist Bruh, you have seen what you can't unsee anymore 😂😂😂😂
@forbidden6543 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the Warcry near the end.
@stupidduck701 Жыл бұрын
When I'm feeling down, I watch this video. This is so funny.
@EinLysarius 2 жыл бұрын
The way the goose goes from 0 to 100 the moment he realizes he's not being touched by his human like "the AUDACITY of this MAN?"
@artifexrex1578 3 жыл бұрын
0:48 "I will now declare victor to myself"
@lj1393 2 жыл бұрын
A true warcry!
@jamie150741 2 жыл бұрын
Majestic
@MoskusMoskiferus1611 2 жыл бұрын
Glorious
@VesperAegis Жыл бұрын
0:30 I love how the other geese seem to be egging him on. Attack!
@usmanalviproduction7898 Жыл бұрын
Very beautiful ducks❤❤❤
@NtoTheM 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine that duck like 10 times bigger. Boom! Dinosaur. Movement, behavior, sounds, everything fits perfectly.
@Brohan97 3 жыл бұрын
Shoebills are literally dinosaurs too
@NtoTheM 3 жыл бұрын
@@Brohan97 Bruh, those things are terrifying.
@awesomeatronik 3 жыл бұрын
Chickens are like tiny a T-Rex.
@boblackross3571 3 жыл бұрын
The Goose woke up and chose Violence but chose not to do it on you.
@kannatheweeb8836 3 жыл бұрын
Well
@pnumenwiese 2 жыл бұрын
Very funny! I had two of these. Schnattchen and Elisabeth. They protected me and my parents. At the end they were befriend with our grumpy perser cat named Dirko. He loves to chase dogs in the neighborhood..
@lukapaka 2 жыл бұрын
0:22 that betrayal, when the friend lets go of the birb
@TheNewRobotMaster 2 жыл бұрын
There's something sweet about two grown men playing with geese with their shoes off on a blanket in the yard.
@smolsnek3835 2 жыл бұрын
@@mauro100 yes, there is something weird about your comment
@gregsmith2308 2 жыл бұрын
@maur0,no your right
@zorlord7507 3 жыл бұрын
Human 1: *Hugs his homie* Goose: *Hugs his homie* Human 2: *Tries to get in on the action* Goose: Who the hell is this?
@muhammadfaheem3746 Жыл бұрын
Cameraman never dies, but this was close
@Dar843 2 жыл бұрын
Peace was never an option
@sakei-kun3090 3 жыл бұрын
Goose: *finds someone he likes* Also goose: perhaps peace was an option all along
@nobodyspecial9097 3 жыл бұрын
Other person touches: BUT NOT FOR YOU!
@snuscaboose1942 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the owner reacts by communicating with the birds that he is in control with his head movements that the birds mimic breaking off the attack. Awesome.
@wanders278 2 жыл бұрын
Is this comment a joke?
@GodAlhem 2 жыл бұрын
?????
@yesimsureienteredmynamecorrect 2 жыл бұрын
I saw that and was looking for a comment to explain this.
@steriturbe2979 2 жыл бұрын
No lo había notado xd!
@steriturbe2979 2 жыл бұрын
@@wanders278 creo que no xd
@joshhoffman1975 6 ай бұрын
He was stealing his cuddle time with his daddy! ❤😂
@JPLOWMAN2 Ай бұрын
My sister was bit on the nose by a goose when she was little. She still doesn’t wanna get near them to this day
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