That last one was hilarious. "You don't even walk like a human. You're like a lizard gliding on ice" 😂

Hilarious how Dexter hitting Paul with the frying pan is considered one of the human moments. Even if it’s a psycho thing to do, it’s so relatable.

"I can't kill my therapist, I need another session"

I still can’t believe that Doakes was the Bay Harbor Butcher

😂😂😂 "STOP GRINNING LIKE A PSYCHO AND F-ING GET BACK TO WORK!! Doaks sure does know how to ruin a moment.

16:07 I love how confidently Doakes says "bs, you dont have any friends!"

His Sister had a horrible ending, they did her dirty.

The face he makes when he hits paul gets me everytime, Love how harrison makes the same face in new blood when he hits someone with a pan too

" Give or take" Dexter: no, 2,103. Hahaha good one.

The scene where Dexter snaps and hits Paul with a frying pan was hilarious! Never realized how funny until now 😂

It was so funny when he told Dexter that you don't even walk normal you walk like a lizard on ice he does glide 🤣 he knew something was up with dex from the start 😂

I love after he has his meltdown about miguels shirt, Miguel comes in like some comedy skit asking to play golf, and Dexter turns around like all is well, You bet! 😊

Feels like a crime to censor Deb and Doakes.

One of the best Crime dramas out there

Even his goddamn introduction sounds like a robot trying to emote XD Love(d) this show!

5:56 his face is priceless.

I watched Dexter as I was going through Interferon Treatment for Hep C and that shit was no joke- I spent 15 weeks in bed. But Dexter was what I watched when I was able to stay awake long enough and I still love it. I swear this show and discovering Kendrick Lamar’s “To Pimp a Butterfly” album saved me…

“People think its fun to pretend youre a monster” *shows kid wearing bush mask* lol

I was in high school when this came out. Was too nervous to watch it at first and then couldn’t stop watching lol. Less Gore than I thought it’d be.

Michael C Hall is incredible as Dexter!! He's handsome, sexy n charming n super talented!! I watch Dexter over n over again just to watch his handsome face n brilliant acting!!

Thx so much for these clips!!!

0:27 "did a wonderful job raising me" Oh, if only he would know back then 😂

He said he never felt anything but he cared about his sister and his girlfriends kids.

8:18 looks like both of them were about to break character lol

haha him dancing was the worst

I’ll never get over how good Jon Lithgow was in Dexter.

doakes was a such great character, I wish he would stayed longer instead of laguerta.

As the show progressed, I felt like Dexter was more human than I’ll ever be 😅

"I didn't create a monster. I was used by one."

Such a nice man

Dexter's face at 5:57 LMAO

Hammer time.

4:22 The way he responded after is funny.

Thank you for posting these

7:45 One of the few times that I completely agree with Dexter 🤣

3:12 is such a classic hahaha Doakes not even on screen

We were done dirtiest with the "New Blood" ending. They had so much potential to knock that out of the park, and somebody said no.

I still think Dexter had feelings he was not 100% psychopath if he was his family would mean nothing to him in bad times like trinity's family was to him. Even the doctor that made Dexter was surprised he showed feelings for others was small but his son Hanna and deb are ones he loved and cared for and would never kill even if they fit his code like Hanna did.

"Fine, Doakes. No donuts for you."

God I fucking love Doakes lol

I love the subtle nod towards Dexter being a true psychopath at 2:39 when he doesn't flinch or jump. Apparently that's a trait, I've read and seen things on it - but I'm NO expert nor psychologist. Might not have even been intentional 🤷‍♂️😂

Dexter doing the hammertime was hilarious

everyone always wondering how Dokes knew there was something Muderously off about Dexter....dude was Former Special Forces he know's a killer when he sees 1

All Dexter fights next?

Doakes's character grew on me. At first I saw him as a dick, but he was right about Dexter.

15/40 is my favorite part of the show

We need more Dexter's. City's would be a lot safer!!!!!!

Best comedy show🙏🏻🙏🏻

To those who say Dexter was asexual he’s not he just didn’t prioritize women and was indifferent about them; he was a SK.

Sooo I take it the therapist ""disappeared"" right ?

any big marlin out there today?

6:36 Sounds like Dexter is a fan of Megadeth

Dexter became too human and serious thoughout the series, I wish they kept the same energy from the 1st season

Dexter was always straight he was just indifferent to women during most of his younger life because of his dark passenger and taking out the trash was his favorite activity above women.

That comment about Deb and love... funny considering Michael and Jennifer Carpenter dated in real life.

"We can't let them steal our women, can we?" (☉_☉)... "No, they're our women"

I might star in the prequel

What episode is the court scene from?

What was the bar that Dexter ate at 0:25?

I wish I could fake it like him. He's my inspiration.

That Trinity Killers wife is pretty bautifull.

17:06 you glide, mf😂

After season 5, the feel and story line of the series declined. The gem we had practically disappeared, the writers took a route with the story that was at times unreal and illogical for the characters, the villains actors selection declined significantly. What made Dexter a cultural Icon was Michael C Hall and the writing/acting of the first five seasons.

as the days pass i feel like im starting to be like dexter. well minus the killing part.

I’m currently watching this show One thing I don’t understand is Dexters wife gets killed But how The last we se to her is her getting in a taxi and the person killing her get killed by Dexter?

man .. doakes was the best, :))

"If I had feelings, I'd have feelings for my foster sister." Wait hold up what?

Some fan theorize that Dexter may have Asperger's

Literally me

Dexter vs zombies. Who you got ?

He is very handsome

I see alot alot of misquoted comments

1:05 deb and dex shoulda kissed fr those cowards

I'm still dumbfounded to this day that they ended the series the way they did.

Fix Dexter New Blood ending please

one of the best shows of all time, most underrated, I cannot forget how amazing it was to watch it, I remember it was my high school summer vacation and I was watching dexter daily !godamn it Madde me interested in criminology and I still can't get over it! Love to the whole cast and whoever who is uploading this clips! brining back memories !

Real

Why do comments on youtube shoets go on this video

People think it’s fun to pretend you’re a monster… …shows George Bush lolololol

MCH was HOT! back then, sorry for being so honest here but I love watching his butt😂 he isn't like wow! Super handsome but he is charming❤❤❤❤

So sad that harrison grew up to be a disgrace

I hate the notion that he supposedly doesn't feel emotion yet the fact that he wonders this and cafes if it's phony to me would show some presence of emotion of sone kind

He didn't fall for the brainwashing of religion.

Someone will disagree with what I am about to say but I don't particularly care; dexter kind of was the good guy( in the beginning) and the writers should have kept him that way concerning how he stuck to his father's code of going after bad people only; he could have ignored that and went after anyone he wanted at any time, he could have given in to the temptation of killing the security guard his brother had laid before him at the abandoned hospital or his sister at their childhood home but he chose to follow his father's rules despite his own issues with him because deep down he really didn't want to hurt innocent people and season after season was showing him striving to be a better person and was achieving that slowly especially with lumen in season 5 and brother sam in season 6, Hannah in season 7 Was the worst character ever thought of for her corruptive influence is what brought down Dexter's Integrity and ruined him from being the lovable and honorable character we all know from the books and earlier seasons, the show's 2 endings was I feel very disappointing because they wrote it and his character all wrong for he wouldn't have given in to his grief over the loss of his sister to where he would abandon his own son, sure he would be at his lowest for a minute but he would pull himself together and remember the promise he made to deb of how he would always be there for harrison no matter what and you can't sit there and convince me that a small town sheriff like his girlfriend angela would be able to bust a notorious killer like Dexter based on circumstantial evidence not to mention the tranquilizer formula is not the same; he never used kenimine on his targets he used M99, The writers should have continued adapting his story from the novels for they had tons of potential of doing and successfully pulling off a reverse breaking bad and the blacklist with the character, turning him into his very own sophisticated concierge of crime fighting with a vast network of resources at his disposal to help him hunt those that escape justice while keeping him 2 steps ahead of the people he works for in law enforcement who feels and views himself as the "the bad guy" that doesn't believe he can change but doesn't want to disappoint his father, his best friend angel, his wife, kids and sister by giving up trying with case after case and ultimate showdowns with the main antagonist of the season pushing him further and further down the path of being a honorable, righteous and semi-heroic individual with new blood being his swan song where he sacrifices himself to save his son, his son's girlfriend along with his own girlfriend from Kurt Caldwell, his son and the billionaire character they had in there that was serving as a red herring, have it where he had a connection to kurt and was involved somehow in covering up his secret of being the runaway killer and Dexter dying ending their threat once and for all thus earning his redemption which brings his story arc full circle with him ultimately breaking good, As for doakes the most annoying thing about him was his hypocritical attitude towards dexter when he tried to get him in trouble for just doing his job as a blood spatter specialist after he in an act of revenge shot dead a former death squad operative who was unarmed and tried to cover it up with lies which put his partner angel batista in a very uncomfortable situation of possibly turning him in to be arrested by IA until he was given a pass by the government, It should have been written and adapted according to the way it worked out in the books where they worked together to take down a cartel leader and doakes was severely maimed by the main antagonist dr danco to where he lost his legs and arms and tongue as a consequence for killing in cold blood that death squad operative who just so happened to be related to the villain, dexter tries to save him despite him knowing his secret but fails, he goes into a comma and dies later on in the 3rd season but Is revered as a hero cop and posthumously awarded a medal for risking his life to bring down dr danko who gets framed by Dexter as the Bay Harbor butcher, the same scenario can be applied but altered to the character Maria Laguerta, have the consequences of her actions in season 2 befall her in season 7 by having esme come back for revenge on laguerta for ruining her career by using her secret connections to the criminal underworld to frame her and make her look as if she's losing her mind like what laguerta did to her by sleeping with her boyfriend and have it where Debra is the one that tries to save her but fails with season 8 being the final season that deals with the fallout of that event and Dexter being the loving caring brother that he's been towards her trying to help her overcome the grief of laguerta's death all while dealing with the reign of terror from the brain surgeon, I say all of that to say that joe from the show YOU doesn't hold a candle to dexter and that dexter would have that despicable man for breakfast, lunch and dinner to feed the very jackels he came from! 🔥😁😉👍

1:03 Didn't age well. IYKYK.

Kenny Powers Narration is way better

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I like this emoji 🫠

Oh, doakes. Calm the fuck down.

they should have kept his character asexual imo

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Someone will disagree with what I am about to say but I don't particularly care; dexter kind of was the good guy (in the beginning) and the writers should have kept him that way concerning how he stuck to his father's code of going after bad people only; he could have ignored that and went after anyone he wanted at any time, he could have given in to the temptation of killing the security guard his brother had laid before him at the abandoned hospital or his sister at their childhood home but he chose to follow his father's rules despite his own issues with him because deep down he really didn't want to hurt innocent people and season after season was showing him striving to be a better person and was achieving that slowly especially with lumen in season 5 and brother sam in season 6, Hannah in season 7 Was the worst character ever thought of for her corruptive influence is what brought down Dexter's Integrity and ruined him from being the lovable and honorable character we all know from the books and earlier seasons, the show's 2 endings was I feel very disappointing because they wrote it and his character all wrong for he wouldn't have given in to his grief over the loss of his sister to where he would abandon his own son, sure he would be at his lowest for a minute but he would pull himself together and remember the promise he made to deb of how he would always be there for harrison no matter what and you can't sit there and convince me that a small town sheriff like his girlfriend angela would be able to bust a notorious killer like Dexter based on circumstantial evidence not to mention the tranquilizer formula is not the same; he never used kenimine on his targets he used M99, The writers should have continued adapting his story from the novels for they had tons of potential of doing and successfully pulling off a reverse breaking bad and the blacklist with the character, turning him into his very own sophisticated concierge of crime fighting with a vast network of resources at his disposal to help him hunt those that escape justice while keeping him 2 steps ahead of the people he works for in law enforcement who feels and views himself as the "the bad guy" that doesn't believe he can change but doesn't want to disappoint his father, his best friend angel, his wife, kids and sister by giving up trying with case after case and ultimate showdowns with the main antagonist of the season pushing him further and further down the path of being a honorable, righteous and semi-heroic individual with new blood being his swan song where he sacrifices himself to save his son, his son's girlfriend along with his own girlfriend from Kurt Caldwell, his son and the billionaire character they had in there that was serving as a red herring, have it where he had a connection to kurt and was involved somehow in covering up his secret of being the runaway killer and Dexter dying ending their threat once and for all thus earning his redemption which brings his story arc full circle with him ultimately breaking good, As for doakes the most annoying thing about him was his hypocritical attitude towards dexter when he tried to get him in trouble for just doing his job as a blood spatter specialist after he in an act of revenge shot dead a former death squad operative who was unarmed and tried to cover it up with lies which put his partner angel batista in a very uncomfortable situation of possibly turning him in to be arrested by IA until he was given a pass by the government, It should have been written and adapted according to the way it worked out in the books where they worked together to take down a cartel leader and doakes was severely maimed by the main antagonist dr danco to where he lost his legs and arms and tongue as a consequence for killing in cold blood that death squad operative who just so happened to be related to the villain, dexter tries to save him despite him knowing his secret but fails, he goes into a comma and dies later on in the 3rd season but Is revered as a hero cop and posthumously awarded a medal for risking his life to bring down dr danko who gets framed by Dexter as the Bay Harbor butcher, the same scenario can be applied but altered to the character Maria Laguerta, have the consequences of her actions in season 2 befall her in season 7 by having esme come back for revenge on laguerta for ruining her career by using her secret connections to the criminal underworld to frame her and make her look as if she's losing her mind like what laguerta did to her by sleeping with her boyfriend and have it where Debra is the one that tries to save her but fails with season 8 being the final season that deals with the fallout of that event and Dexter being the loving caring brother that he's been towards her trying to help her overcome the grief of laguerta's death all while dealing with the reign of terror from the brain surgeon, I say all of that to say that joe from the show YOU doesn't hold a candle to dexter and that dexter would have that despicable man for breakfast, lunch and dinner to feed the very jackels he came from! 🔥😁😉👍