I've never seen a bigger misrepresentation of the Air Force in my life. What kind of base runs out of shrimp, scallops, and lobster? He didn't even order the foie gras appetizer, the pleb.

When I ate at an a Air Force chow hall in Kuwait for the first time as a Marine I felt like an abused child who didn’t know that they were abused until they went to someone else’s house.

He didn't do the Coast Guard because that would've just been a man eating with his family at home.

We had it pretty rough in the Air Force...I remember when I deployed to Balad Iraq my air conditioner broke! It took close to 24 hours for maintenance to replace my air conditioner! Unacceptable.

It's harder than you think in the Air Force. One of my private chefs cooked my filet mignon for 10 seconds longer than I asked, and my personal servant folds my towels 3 times instead of 4

"If you want, we can go to the ocean." 😂😂😂😂😂

When I was active duty Army stationed at Fort Carson, they were serving grilled burgers for the 4th of July. They ran out of patties right before I was able to get mine, so the private ran to the back to get a new box. I swear to God the box said “Department of Corrections - not for public consumption.” Blew my mind lol.

*I love how* it seems like he's an army guy that accidentally ended up at the airforce thanksgiving! He looks so confused and out of place.

The Air Force one was messed up 😣 they didn’t even offer him dessert. Wtf man.

I like how whenever Yusha plays Airforce he's always playing a Soldier who accidentally woke up in the Airforce.

Currently enlisted airforce, can confirm dfac staff is nice. I just hung out in there on my laptop chilling in the ac with free wifi and made friends with 2 supervisors, and 4 of the staff.

As an army vet that worked missions with other branches, I told my son that AF is the way to go, and to pick a good MOS that he can use in the outside world. He actually listened and joined as a zoomie in finance.

This is atrocious. To think that it’s ok to display inaccuracies like this on KZfaq. Everyone knows that marines get the 64 color assortment pack on thanksgiving. Unbelievable

Air Force is inaccurate because they would NEVER run out of lobster cmon.

In the Marines, I was assigned to bring a team to escort tanks, we stopped on an Air Force Base for evening chow and we went nuts on the way that they fed the Air Force.

It took me a while to realize that they were handing crayons to the marine.

As a Marine i am so offended and this is not accurate.... Marines only eat red, blue, green, yellow, purple, orange,black, and white crayons.

Army hit him with that Kid’s Cuisine lmfao.

When I was a teen (air force brat), the DFAC would hold free monthly buffets for the whole family and often have activities for the young ones like a costume contest or karaoke or something.

As active duty Air Force I can confirm that this is accurate

When I was in the Army, we wanted our cooks arrested for war crimes.

7 year Army veteran!! Ate at a few AF chow halls and not gonna lie, they made me wanna leave a tip 😂😂

In the AF, even deployed locations have steak and lobster lol. To be honest, I dont know where they find the lobster, but that sht was goooood. Steak and lobster wednesdays!

Love how the marines are just the barely leashed pitbull of the US government.

Lol, marines think they're allowed to eat

This dude better be careful giving away top military secrets like this

These videos are hilarious and true! I experienced the Air Force difference first hand when I was in the Army. I was at Fort Sam Houston when they were changing to incorporate Airmen as well and all amenities had to be brought up to their standards. Surprisingly swiftly, the barracks went from crappy dorm feel to Five Star Hotel. It's weird. It's like the airmen are a higher class of people, not capable of living down to our dirty Army standards.

As a Marine who was in a combat MOS for 5 years, I can vouche that this is true. We could be in the middle of a training exercise out in the field with live rounds. 1stSgt will have 03chow runners convoying out to us through hell and high water with Thanksgiving rations.

You forgot about the cream pies they give us in the Navy.

18 y/o: “can I have a beer and a cigarette?” Army: “best I can do for you is war.”

After eating at army dfacs my whole career I finally got to eat at a airforce dfac the food was so good that i thought we was getting screwed later

The Navy 🤣🤣😭 I couldn't have kept a straight face to save my life at that part

Air Force: “If you want we can go to the ocean” 😂😂

We're getting to that point where we already know how Yusha is going to represent each branch: Army - Starts promising, always ends in disappointment Marines - Chaotic or oozing with testosterone, with crayons and firearms always making an appearance Airforce - Intelligence and sophistication, but need to be under 18 with a master's degree in everything Navy - Gay KEEP IT UP THO!

The Navy is every fanfiction fandom ever.

As someone who worked at an Army DFAC for 3 years, I can tell you everything about the Army segment is 100% true and accurate 😂

LMAO I died when they handed him Crayons...

No joke, I had lobster during AF basic training

There are technically two kinds of cooks in the navy. The regulars and Submariners, the ones on subs are generally the best cooks in the service.

Thanks, Yusha! I needed this. In all fairness though, Thanksgiving dinner on a Navy base is usually really good. They put on a good spread. They don't serve dinner with stacks of hundred dollar bills to use as napkins like the Air Force, so they still get top billing, but the food is decent. It makes you hate the substandard meals you get served the rest of the year even more, because you KNOW the cooks can do better!

I was expecting the marines to eat turkey made out of crayons.

I'm in the Air Force and deployed right now. I literally just had steak and lobster for dinner lol. I saw the menu for Thanksgiving. Boy they rolling out the red carpet over here 😂 😂 Update: Turkey, Ham, Mac n Cheese, Dressing, Greens, Cakes Cookies & Pies! Time to see how many people fail that PT test!

The white gravy joke on the mashed potatoes had me rolling. Took him all day to beat it 🤣😂

Love that y'all made this lol can't wait to share with my chairforce buddy.

First time on a AF chowhall had me walking around like a little kid saying "I can have this and this?" And being surprised that the food actually taste edible

“Wow, the Marines are definitely the most badass out of all the branches.” *bites into crayon*

Was at Airborne during a Thanksgiving, had the best food I'd ever had at a DFAC. Then realized it was because OCS was right down the street and that was the only DFAC open for the OCS, so it all made sense why it was so nice lol.

We have a chow hall lady like that. Swear she wants to throw hands. But I’m afraid she’ll deliver😂😂

If the Marine Corps wanted me to eat, they would have issued me a menu.

Short story, I was in the Army, eat at a Air Force DFAC in Germany, once. They had customizable omelettes, and I realized the legends were true, the end.

This is the best Air Force recruitment video out there :D !!

These videos made me choose Air Force over the Navy, as a kid I always loved the ocean and big ships and I was a Lifeguard. My college didn’t offer NROTC anyway so I joined AFROTC. im a cadet in the Air Force and the quizzes are harder than my college finals. I mean. “A fighter jet is flying from Dallas to Memphis, using a phone book, I need you to determine how many rounds of a golf an airmen can play in that allowed time. “ hard. It’s so much memorization. It’s even harder because my school is fully virtual.

My son is planning to join the army and follow in my footsteps and i was like "NAHFCKDAT, you are joining the Air Force".

I always thought the Navy acting gay was a joke until I saw a bunch of corpsman flirting with each other in a grill

He is so spot on!

LMAO! … and the AF portrayal is absolutely spot on!

These military branch comparisons keep getting more and more hilarious. All jokes out of the way... thankful for the service members who served past and present. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

“It’s MA’AM!!!” I died. I wonder what the GameStop dude thinks about this lol

I love how YMCA plays in the background with the Navy when he could have easily played "in the Navy"

This video never gets old (none of them do) and it makes me appreciate doing my 6 years in the Air Force lol! 🤣

I once saw 2 Marines at the AF DFAC saying “Man we’re going to eat like Kings” at the register they didn’t know how to pay, I told them show her your ID they scanned it good to go. Then, I told them they can get as much as they want & even a to go bag. They almost cried, wish all dining facilities were standardized like AF. Appreciate your videos Brother.

Joining the Air Force was the only thing I did right in my life.😂😂

The Air Force segment made me think of a Faulty Towers episode. Good stuff!

Awww my dfac Thanksgiving in basic was awesome. The entire command group for the battalion was serving us in their Class A's and the food was actually good. Thanksgiving in Iraq was cold sandwiches though. Also, I love how you have made me remember the good and not so good times, I'm subscribing. Thanks brother

"We don't got collared greens and we don't got ham/we don't got mac & cheese and we don't got yams" Please someone turn this into a rap.

Always doing the navy dirty lmao ,,,, 😂😭

Thank you for this!

I was in the Air Force and LOVED the food. From basic training, to the DFAC in Kansas. The food was always slammin

the Navy turkey gobble killed me 💀

They got the AF menu wrong, it’s actually a scroll impregnated with gold leaf.

I was an AF brat growing up and enlisted in the Army at 17 when I graduated HS. My dad was still active duty at the time and we lived on Seymour Johnson AFB. It was culture shock eating at the DFACs in Army BCT and AIT. I would love coming home on leave so I could eat at the AF DFAC. My mom didn’t really cook much, but I could get my fill at the DFAC, no problem.

Best damn military comedies on the earth. Semper Fi! Keep up the good work bro.

I’m dead af 😂😂😂 “I mean gobble gobble”

As a Coastie, I can confirm the accuracy of being forgotten even on thanksgiving 😂

Merry Christmas! Thanks for the giggles.

The first meal with the Air Force was an eye opening experience. And then we went back outside and stayed on the grassy part of the field for a couple days waiting for a plane.

Here’s to our brothers and sisters in arms who are away from their families right now. Get home safely.

The air force one is even funnier when its a soldier eating there, with visible confusion lol

God bless and thank you for your service. You made me laugh. I am Army and I will say the DFACs put on a great spread during the holidays, but I think you nailed the basic attitudes with some extreme exaggerations. Marine eating crayons while in a fire fight, wow too funny.

While in the marines and stationed a camp lejeune, I went on deployment and the finest chow hall I ate at was an airforce run large tent at Manas AFB in Kyrgyzstan. This tent far outclassed the new multimillion dollar facility built next to my barracks on lejeune.

Airforce was wrong, She only gave him 3 stack of 100's not 17 stacks.

"My special white sauce. It takes me all day to beat it" 🙊

I think it was on Andrew's AFB, we were required to trays on the tables in order for bus personnel to have a job. They were of course civilian contractors. Ala carte in AF dfacs saved me money and the food was delicious.

I was AF... The Scene you did for the Marine, I was not sure to Laugh or Reflect?? ?? This is because, I do remember once, I ACTUALLY saw a guy going through an MRE bag, calling out what he was handing to the Other Marine who was actually shooting at the time. Oh, by the way.. I was mission essential, I worked every holiday during my AF Career.. not once did I get to attend any Thanksgiving, Easter or Christmas Dinners, etc... at the AF Chow Hall... Heard about them... I could not complain, as I received BAQ and BAS...

I feel like Air Force is the Chick-fil-a of military branches lol

Notice how the marines were the only ones in combat

My first trip to an Air Force base, Pope, one of the Zoomies explained it to me. He said when they build an Air Force Base, they spend all the money getting the facilities top of the line. Then they go back and ask for more money for the runways and stuff.

“If you want we can go to the ocean get you the shrimp if u need it” I’m dead

Marines: Cordite and crayola, with a side of enemy casualties.

Coast guard: *eating bricks* CIA: *hiding behind them snorting bricks....*

Any young person trying to figure out which branch to join should just watch these videos and make a very informed decision.

It's so true!!! You had me rollin'!!!

"Take this phone book. If a fighter jet was flying from Dallas to Memphis at 400 miles per hour how many rounds of golf can one Airman play?" LOL

This is my guess without watching the video Army: Normal thanksgiving at the chow hall Marines: Crayons Air Force: Top class steak and lobster Navy: Dildos or something

Literally all of your videos are quality 😂

Wow, things have gotten a lot better in the AF...when I was in (1980’s) the waitresses would only give up to $500 per meal. Do they still give after-dinner belly rubs?

Marines be like: I got your mashed potatoes with extra PTSD in them

Yo did she give him flavored crayons lol

I first watched this when I was deployed in Jordan and for some reason we went to the Air Force base and their Thanksgiving chow was fire.

I'm an air force vet and I have nothing bad to say about our chow halls, lol. Though I was assigned to a couple army bases with TACP units, and at least the places I've been to, their dining facilities weren't bad.