@@argemirotorrico4531 e

Noice

Bye

@@argemirotorrico4531 e

RIP dhar dhar

Ummm is this a glitch lol?

@Not RickRoll 👇 0 that’s not a rickroll

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.-That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, -That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.-Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. Oops I accidently replied to a comment with the USA Declaration of Independence My Bad.

@@definitesteak8130 ummm lol

@@definitesteak8130 mY n BaD

Sniff … same sniff ..

@z3eqm sniff sniff 🤧

What's that timestamp?

@@ThePeter567 49:10

"Sorry, I’m sick."

ikr. they had ssniperwolf act

​@Pheonix_puppets be fr she acts every day (no it's not a compliment)

on a principle lol

I had to like, to make it a 100

@@aidenfarr8900think again

Yeah I just found him this week and was confused that this video was 2 years old

@@splatterfrog4606 okay but saying probably and making a couple more is different from saying probably then continuing to make them consistently 1 or 2 a month

@@DailyDoseOfSkibidi please change your username.

yummy

😂😂😂

What is your secret to surviving such blunt force?

Same

@@Dr_Bust_Down AugustTheDuck is the secret

@@xxastrotimexx1326 quite the power

@Not RickRoll 👇 4 bruh

@Not RickRoll 👇 4 *Rick roll + ice cream tutorial video*

Until someone buys the studio and makes a half-assed sequel.

Dharr Wars

Yes

HELP LMAO

this is so foul 💀

Why is this so true

He is like God but if he was selfish and real

Dudes got the Nikocado Avocado haircut-

With no hesitation

We are all better than his writers lol

Eh

Love your pfp!

@Dhar Mann No body cares

That REALLY didn’t age well

Yes

Everywhere i go isee his face *not rickroll*

😂

lol so underrated

I would like it but it's at 169 likes I'm going to keep it that way

Fr

I used to make myself actually puke by sticking my fingers down my throat.

You use a can of soup instead of water just in case your parents are suspicious and check the toilet.

@@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds see... i would go a different direction. Have your bowl of cereal on hand and spit up chewed cereal. It'd be a little sus I'm sure... but mysteriously vanishing soup cans would be moreso after a couple of times.

Kind of disappointed I didn’t discover this back in my middle school year 😭

Thank you so much

2 girls 1 Sameer that's quite the description

It's Frank The Prankster. He said it like 30 times...come on...

Damn this dude told us the whole freakin’ video

Lol tbh we don’t deserve people like you cuz ppl are dooshes So, I was having my second selever delivered from Etsy. It was supposed to come in the mail today but, because of the hole in front of our mailbox, they won’t deliver it to our house. They are literally going to make my mom go pick it up at the post office. EVEN THOUGH WE LITERALLY HAVE A SECOND MAILBOX NEAR THE PORCH!! So that is why I think most people are dooshes and we don’t deserve time stampers If you have seen a comment over on Jessii vee’s channel made by an account called “Hailey jay” thats me. I’m on my dads account because my account isn’t there. It’s gone. I can’t access it. But I just want you to know it’s me and I love you guys, thanks for the likes (haven’t checked) and that I’m not copying that accounts story. Thank you!

lol same

Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter type of duration

This Is "History"

Twice as long as some movies

@@lor7780 yeah that’s what I was thinking

lol

lol

lol

lol

lol

I doubt he treats them very well, probably just buys them all the stuff they want rather than forming meaningful loving relationships with them, I'd feel bad for the guy if he wasn't a multi millionaire

Honestly

16000 dollars pleae

Once to stay home from school I said I just felt depressed and run down and it turned into me having a 2 week stay Against my will in a mental hospital. I won the parental lottery I'll tell you

Once to stay home from school I said I just felt depressed and run down and it turned into me having a 2 week stay Against my will in a mental hospital. I won the parental lottery I'll tell you

One time i actually made myself get sick to not got to school. Just searched up how to make yourself sick and bingo.

1:03:19

*you're

@@BlackBlade2938 you*

The way he says it gets me every time 🤣💀

​@@BlackBlade2938uyre'e

fr

It will never end.

My guy is basically making a second season at this point

Pretty sure its a contact

@@deznotscom i thought her actor has heterochromia

He also seems like the type of person to poke a pregnant lady's belly (that he's never met) and say: "How much longer is the baby cookin'?"

Dhar Mann seems like the type of guy who tries desperately not to blink vertically

Dhar mann seems like someone who would think that people who talk about his stuff are haters oh wait he is that person

​@@TopHat2375 what

fr 😭

@yes stfu

Am pro

@Nandan Bala i am pro cause pro

Very sad indeed

@yes to Allah Akbar and beyond.

Fr, it just makes things worse 😭

I always do fun stuff when sick, it’s just hilarious how dumb the writing iz 💀

dangerouslyfunny

Agreed

Markiplier too

cinema sins and mark are a close second but yea he dose

Nah it's raccoon eggs

Professionals have standards.

​@@pkswag3303 Be polite

@@daswarzenschweinHhgregg

@@daswarzenschwein sorry.

@@daswarzenschweinPardon? How were they not being polite?

I won't be surprised. Dhar Mann is in it for the money. He doesn't care about being kind. He's only there for the money.

stop predicting the future

If that happens, I going to find this comment.

I’m a witness if it’s true

orrrrrrrrrrrrrr................................maybe its just an act

This comment is underrated

They never said changing lives for the better!

We're not just telling stories, we are underpaying our people

Neither was the Cooking With Jack one.

fr, like cancer is such a serious topic, i don’t think I’ve had any family members die from it, but my favorite KZfaqr, Technoblade, did. And to make a shitty sketch on such a horrible disease that millions die from each year, only to make it incredibly incorrect in terms of the actuality of chemo symptoms is awful and disgusting. edit: I somehow forgot that my aunt had cancer but she didn’t die from it.

@@Vexinonfire You don't think you had any family members die of cancer, eh? Are you sure? Do you need a few more minutes to think about it?

@@zachb8012 I have the memory of a goldfish.

@@Vexinonfire Me too dude.

@@lauringrace1389 Me too..

I'm glad to hear she's being shown that middle school is nothing like Dhar Mann's videos. She shouldn't be scared, and I hope her perspective on it turns around for the better. She sounds like a great kid, and you sound like a very proud parent. I realize this is coming from a stranger on KZfaq, but I don't mean it in a weird way. I'm genuinely hoping for the best for your daughter. Keep up the great work! :)

if a channel that is targeted towards more mature viewers teaches a 3rd grader more than your boneless videos about stupid “life lessons” you’re clearly doing something wrong and should probably call it quits before it’s too late.

btw glad to see an actually good parent

Get your child off KZfaq.

At first i thought this wad r/thathappened but nobody would waist this much time on an imaginary story so… good for you im glad your daughters doing well

😂😂agreed😂😂

I’m only at 57:14 right now, but that sounds Hilario lol

i love that part too

Right like my mom just makes me drink tea or take medicine

The ultimate weapon

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

​@@Break-the-glass-and-kill33😮³45

@guffthebird72 Sorry I don't do math

@@Break-the-glass-and-kill neither, I accidentally put that. Sorry.

@@guffthebir72 Lol, ur good

lol are u a dar dar fan😂 go cry in ur wheelchair

These videos gave me aids-bola

I applaud you

@@arcticfox0919hello alt account that I set up! Also I give you a second salute commenter

@@𝔸𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕟_𝕥𝕙𝕖_ℍ𝕦𝕗𝕗𝕝𝕖𝕡𝕦𝕗𝕗 lol i hate when i forget to swap out of my alt account

So sorry you went through that ... Doctors are super cheap for kids too, it's only like 20 bucks copay.

i like your pfp and such an underrated comment

I’m also very sad

@@Greasypotato6969 Thanks!!

That sounds like a low budget buddy cop movie. "Dhar man and the duck! Theyll take their badges off and get to bottom..of a box of donuts"

@@cosmoastronaut FR lol

Not having land isn’t worth it!? Yeah right.

I was a farmer growing up. It's not only the debt. What if something breaks that you can't afford to fix?? You've either got to sell to someone who can afford it go further into debt to fix it.

Well, is he selling the crops or keeping them? If he didn't making a profit off of it, then farming such land wouldn't be worth it. But having land at all is DEFINITELY worth it! Can't stand the city with how horribly they drive. Really sick of these horrible drivers who think that everyone on the road should bow down to them. Nay, I will happily get my own little piece of land out in the countryside! Have horses, some cattle, pigs, chickens/eggs to eat! I want nothing but the freshest and the best quality of meat/ingredients. My dad is older and 70 and still dreams of having his own farm and land. Yes, it is ABSOLUTELY worth it. But you seem like a city slicker if you think otherwise. Probably would start selling every bit of that property once he's gone, won't you? 🙄Not everyone's sole objective in life is to obtain all the money possible. Some people actually want live to be happy, simple, peaceful life regardless of their money situation.

@@wintermoon7003Did you read the post? It had nothing to do with owning land. It was about being a farmer… what is with people these days?

I feel kinda bad now…

Cool

bro i thought he was bad😂

Very

VERY poorly

Hey, whatever it takes for him too get more Subz, because I only saw this channel yesterday

no, it aged well

You hating on August!?!?!?

I was reading this comment and then looked up. I GASPED! He looked like the kid that cheated was actually having a nightmare.

I think because he was probably proud to tell him that Jayden Passed his "final" exam

Same, I wouldn’t bully the actors who act in these videos tho, but I agree with what the “bully’s” were saying

Don’t forget Dharack Obama, and Dhar Dhar binks.

@@Solomoncaesar dharth Vader

Dhar Dhar binks

@@thanatos238 I SAY THAT TOO

Dhon Dhena

@yes umm I'm not sure what to make of that

I died when I read your comment! LOOOOL :D :D

69 likes

@@TJ__Ghost and his pal jar jar binks

@@strawberrymilk5319 Darth Dhar Dhar is the most new form of Dhar mann known for trapping kids in... Then fill in the blank. School, Minecraft, work, exedara...

Ah yes the duck gods we should all pray to our duck lords

LOL SO UNDERRATED

Fr tho

Quack! Quack quack quack... quack quack!

Ok?

Thanks bro

Bullying is a real world issue? NO! On an unrelated note: "The sky is blue" Can confirm. And just some friendly advice, trauma dumping some very heavy things and then aggressively telling people that you in no way want any comfort is very off-putting and confusing.

Uhh I don't go to school, I'm home schooled

​@kerriflanflan dude he's giving advice based on experience and they are not trauma dumping just proving their advice is good bc of their own experience

That's a good thing and a bad thing

Very good

Absolutely normal for watching dhar dhar

BRO same with me!!!

You too?

b and ,, good spelling

Epik spelling

the usernames of the people in these replies are something else 💀💀 (and yes i know, I’m one to talk)

I mean, they can be. They are stupid at the same time though, but I do like the content.

Someone said that dhar man cured their depression

yup

that's what she said

@@paranoidpanda978 She never said that to me.

@@paranoidpanda978 you beat me to it 😂

@@carterhall5516 crap

Fr fr 💀

He's not an alien ... ... ... ... ... He's a robot

@@Aidyn-et8lx Alien Robot.

Yes yes yes

🗿

🍷

Completely agree, I love those longer videos while doing world record breaking speedruns or shopping for Lamborghinis.

But can you bear the champion Matt at boxing?

same but other games too

Um, you sure about the mean and stupid comment?

Youre just dead wrong. Teenagers are some of the worst, meanest and stupidest people ever

@@morganc.m1830 Yes. The kid who bullies the cancer kid is getting skinned alive.

Have seen it happen. Just because it didn’t happen to you doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. The low IQ unable to understand hypothetical situations is insane.

i was bullied almost 14yrs just for having big eyebrows due of a excess of testosterone in my sistem . teens are mostly dumb and mean if that equals acceptance

and i’ll keep watchin

First heard it a few weeks ago and I was laying out 😂😂😂😂😂

@@truthhonor8925 laying out ?

@@Nagataeatscorn just another way of saying Laughing my fucking ass off

TRUTH! Absolute truth!

Also in the history test video, part of his punishment was no more playdates with his friend. But for how long? Seriously, he missed ONE test. So now you're going to not let him hang out with his friend at all? These videos could have been so much better if they dived deeper into Mikey and Jayden. Imagen getting to see the true colors of the characters be noticed. It could have made a much more interesting storyline, and opened up the story to add in more interesting morals and messages. I honestly really wanted an episode where Mr. Wilson was fired for his abusive teaching practices, but instead he was considered to be the best teacher ever. Mikey doesn't deserve this.

This man should run for president. Would be much better than Biden.

That was a lot of reading

bro chill it's just a crappy channel

U were on headphones

Dying*

@@MA-zs4bw lol chill

@@pythondrink I’m only correcting him lmao

@@MA-zs4bw true like i dont mind if there was said: Im Daying but man said a whole other planetery word