timestamps for mobile users 00:00 - 01:31 - Theme From Twin Peaks 01:32 - 03:12 - "Diane, It's 8am, Seattle, Washington..." 03:14 - 04:47 - "Preparing to Board Flight 210..." 04:49 - 05:52 - "Airborne..." 05:53 - 06:43 - "Back on Solid Ground..." 06:45 - 08:15 - "11.30am, February 24th - Entering the Town of Twin Peaks..." 08:17 - 08:33 - "Calhoun Memorial Hospital, Twin Peaks..." 08:35 - 09:21 - "Sheriff, We've Got a lot to Talk About..." 09:24 - 11:02 - "Diane, I'm Holding in My Hand a Small Box of Chocolate Bunnies..." 11:04 - 12:20 - "Night Has Fallen Hard on Twin Peaks..." 12:23 - 13:15 - "If You Could Bottle This Air..." 13:18 - 14:15 - "6.18am, Room 315, Great Northern Hotel..." 14:17 - 14:41 - "It Struck Me Again Earlier This Morning..." 14:46 - 15:23 - "We've Just Released James Hurley..." 15:27 - 16:18 - "Never Drink Coffee That has Been Anywhere Near a Fish..." 16:19 - 16:27 - "This Must be Where Pies Go When They Die..." 16:29 - 16:41 - "But First Another Piece of This Heavenly Pie..." 16:44 - 17:50 - "Events Converge - The theory of Concentric Thinking..." 17:52 - 18:13 - "Canadian Geese...' 18:14 - 18:54 - "Long Day, Turning In..." 18:56 - 19:56 - "10.25am, Twin Peaks County Morgue..." 19:57 - 20:37 - "Diane, It's 12.27pm..." 20:39 - 22:03 - "A New Day For All But The Dead..." 22:05 - 22:54 - "Sunrise - Slept Badly..." 22:57 - 23:38 - "The Killer in My Dream was Named Bob..." 23:39 - 24:19 - "When All Signs Point to Rome, Diane..." 24:22 - 25:05 - "11.19pm, Jacques Renaud's Apartment..." 25:06 - 25:49 - "Once a Traveler Leaves His Home..." 25:51 - 26:37 - "Deep in The Woods Near The Pearl Lakes..." 26:40 - 27:15 - "I Discovered Audrey Horne Lying in My Bed..." 27:16 - 28:16 - "Diane, 1.00pm, Note the Following..." 28:18 - 29:21 - "What You are About to Hear is Deeply Disturbing..." 29:23 - 30:25 - "Roulette, Diane, Is a Sucker's Game..." 30:28 - 31:12 - "There's a Feeling of Death in The Air..." 31:15 - 32:19 - "I Believe I Need a Large Cup of Hot, Strong Coffee..." 32:21 - 33:14 - "Diane, 4.37am..." 33:17 - 36:07 - "As Long as You Can Keep The Fear From Your Mind..." 36:08 - 37:23 - "Have You Ever Known Any Really Tall Men?..." 37:25 - 37:52 - "I Think I'm on The Verge of A Breakthrough..." 37:57 - 39:50 - "It's Time to Lay This All Out as We Now Have It..." 39:55 - 40:50 - "Sleep Deprivation is a One-Way Ticket to Temporary Psychosis..." 40:51 - 44:17 - Dance of The Dream Man 00:00 - 01:31 - Theme From Twin Peaks 01:32 - 03:12 - "Diane, It's 8am, Seattle, Washington..." 03:14 - 04:47 - "Preparing to Board Flight 210..." 04:49 - 05:52 - "Airborne..." 05:53 - 06:43 - "Back on Solid Ground..." 06:45 - 08:15 - "11.30am, February 24th - Entering the Town of Twin Peaks..." 08:17 - 08:33 - "Calhoun Memorial Hospital, Twin Peaks..." 08:35 - 09:21 - "Sheriff, We've Got a lot to Talk About..." 09:24 - 11:02 - "Diane, I'm Holding in My Hand a Small Box of Chocolate Bunnies..." 11:04 - 12:20 - "Night Has Fallen Hard on Twin Peaks..." 12:23 - 13:15 - "If You Could Bottle This Air..." 13:18 - 14:15 - "6.18am, Room 315, Great Northern Hotel..." 14:17 - 14:41 - "It Struck Me Again Earlier This Morning..." 14:46 - 15:23 - "We've Just Released James Hurley..." 15:27 - 16:18 - "Never Drink Coffee That has Been Anywhere Near a Fish..." 16:19 - 16:27 - "This Must be Where Pies Go When They Die..." 16:29 - 16:41 - "But First Another Piece of This Heavenly Pie..." 16:44 - 17:50 - "Events Converge - The theory of Concentric Thinking..." 17:52 - 18:13 - "Canadian Geese...' 18:14 - 18:54 - "Long Day, Turning In..." 18:56 - 19:56 - "10.25am, Twin Peaks County Morgue..." 19:57 - 20:37 - "Diane, It's 12.27pm..." 20:39 - 22:03 - "A New Day For All But The Dead..." 22:05 - 22:54 - "Sunrise - Slept Badly..." 22:57 - 23:38 - "The Killer in My Dream was Named Bob..." 23:39 - 24:19 - "When All Signs Point to Rome, Diane..." 24:22 - 25:05 - "11.19pm, Jacques Renaud's Apartment..." 25:06 - 25:49 - "Once a Traveler Leaves His Home..." 25:51 - 26:37 - "Deep in The Woods Near The Pearl Lakes..." 26:40 - 27:15 - "I Discovered Audrey Horne Lying in My Bed..." 27:16 - 28:16 - "Diane, 1.00pm, Note the Following..." 28:18 - 29:21 - "What You are About to Hear is Deeply Disturbing..." 29:23 - 30:25 - "Roulette, Diane, Is a Sucker's Game..." 30:28 - 31:12 - "There's a Feeling of Death in The Air..." 31:15 - 32:19 - "I Believe I Need a Large Cup of Hot, Strong Coffee..." 32:21 - 33:14 - "Diane, 4.37am..." 33:17 - 36:07 - "As Long as You Can Keep The Fear From Your Mind..." 36:08 - 37:23 - "Have You Ever Known Any Really Tall Men?..." 37:25 - 37:52 - "I Think I'm on The Verge of A Breakthrough..." 37:57 - 39:50 - "It's Time to Lay This All Out as We Now Have It..." 39:55 - 40:50 - "Sleep Deprivation is a One-Way Ticket to Temporary Psychosis..." 40:51 - 44:17 - Dance of The Dream Man

Listening to this makes me want to rewatch Twin Peaks again. Dale is the ultimate comfort character.

"Roulette, Diane, is a sucker's game." HellOOOOOOOOooooooo!

I got love for everyone who enjoys twin peaks.

the IRL tape decay makes this sound SO good.

"What airlines do to coffee shouldn't happen to a dog."

listening to dale cooper marvel over and proceed to get attacked by geese is an experience i didn't know I needed in my life

"I decided to pass on the rent to own option, Diane. Leasing may be the fast track to an appearance of affluence... but equity will keep you warm at night."

“I know that good is stronger than evil, and yet sometimes it is difficult to see it. Even in a place like Twin Peaks.” Sums up the show!

It's like a healing therapy for the fans of Twin peaks, never delete this!

usually I struggle with audio only, I can't seem to concentrate on building the mental picture. I felt like I was 10 minutes in and then the music started again and I realised the video was over and I'd been whisked away to twin peaks for 44 mins. Damn fine video

Holy shit I always wanted to hear more of Cooper's tapes. This is insane. Thank you, Kyle. Thank you, David. Thank you, uploader!

Listening to Coop talking about that cup of coffe makes me wanna drink a damn fine cup of coffe even though I never actually drink coffe

I will only marry someone who has this level of charisma and enthusiasm

I had this cassette (found it in a thrift store) and listened to it A LOT. It got stolen in a case of tapes, and I have never found it again. Thanks for posting this.

I fall asleep to this most nights.

I love twin peaks.

I've been listening to this while driving and it makes me feel like I am Diane and that Coop is talking to me about the case. I like that the audio sounds like the locations he's supposed to be at. Especially the plane turbulence. I love this. Thank you for uploading.

I paid good money on Audible for a mono version so thanks for uploading in stereo.

Beautiful supplement to the series. I love this. It includes the original music. Gorgeously written produced and performed.

i will be falling asleep to this every night for the rest of my life. thank you for your service

I've never seen Twin Peaks, but have listened to this 3 times now. It's wonderful, and I don't know why.

I am a sucker for the super nostalgic 80s & 90s feel that this show gives. I wish I could go back and live in that time 😔

This is *damn good* stuff! Just discovered this video by accident while browsing Twin Peaks music and video clips, and I could not be more tickled. I knew this was a real thing that they had created back in the day but to find it like this was sweet. What a fun thing to listen to. I think that when a pop culture phenomenon like Twin Peaks offers its audience another facet of that world which we've come to love, it's something special. And this audio cassette allows us some intimacy with Special Agent Cooper that we didn't have before. I think Cooper is simply great, and consider him one of the best and most original television characters ever written and acted. My heartfelt appreciation for sharing this sonic delight with fans of the series.

I had this on loop all day yesterday at work. It was, excuse me, a *damn* fine listening experience. Thank you so much OP. (thumbs up and awkward smile.)

Still to this day I'm wondering how Diane got Coop's messages on such short notice

Damn fine upload! Many thanks :D

Listening to this again reminds me why I love Agent Cooper so much! Especially his notes on finding Audrey in his bed. It was one of those scenes in the show that proved what a genuinely good person he was. Upon watching The Return again, it reminds me how evil Mr. C was, too - not only in regard to his relationship with Diane, but Audrey as well. Such a powerful show!

Been falling asleep to this for a few nights now. Pretty good

Thank you for uploading this. 😊 When I hear Cooper, I instantly crave for black coffee with cherry pie 😋 I guess one can use this recording to fall asleep too... 😌

Thank you so much for uploading this ❤️

34:34 Fear is the mind-killer.

Just finished all Twin Peaks, even international pilot and fire walk missing pieces. Still can't get enough, thanks for sharing this.

What a perfect day to find this. Thank you for sharing. I didn't know that existed. Happy Twin Peaks Day everyone!

I love that they include excerpts from the show! Thank you for uploading this ❤

Best podcast ever recorded

2022 anyone!! I love hearing this at work (as security officer) just so relaxing and awesome to listen 😎 any Twin peaks Fans lots of love 👍

I got maybe half way through before pausing and doing my best to make a damn good cup of coffee.

Watching Twin Peaks for the first time ever, and I can't stop laughing at the absurdity of Cooper, a guy from DC being on assignment in a small town in the state of Washington, telling his tape recorder he just had a great breakfast and excellent coffee, and (in 1990!) he somehow expects this Diane in DC to receive and listen to his recordings in a timely manner. Like, how. Does he have a tape flown to DC every few hours? If I hadn't cheated and discovered Diane exists, I would have honestly guessed this Diane isn't real and is just a figment of his imagination.

This is the best video I have ever seen. True American classic. God bless.

Thank you for this, I listen to it on my morning walks.

Where has this been all my life.

Happy Twin Peaks Day

"coffee scented hot water"

Love this, truly. Recently started rewatching Twin Peaks with my friend who I last watched it with over a decade ago :) Makes me wish we could have heard responses ... I could imagine Diane sending responses and Cooper just listening with a tired smile on his face before he goes to bed. They're besties, I'm sure of it.

This is fantastic thanks for the upload

Very cool, this was just the tonic I was looking for that I didn't know I needed.

Well done. Great work here, Thank you. Peace, Love & Health to all.

Thank you Diane! ❤

I loved Twin Peaks when it came out onTV, I had to hurry home from work every Thursday night to watch every episode. So glad when it came out on VHS. Another favorite of mine is Midnight Cab with Walker Devereaux and Christa!

Love how he pulls out the tape recorder at One Eyed Jack’s. That wont blow his cover! And while we’re at it, why not record a rogue operation that later brought disciplinary charges?

Thank you so much for this... I LOVE it!

One of the best videos ever on KZfaq.

Bob, why did you disliked the video man?

Oh boy, this is up... can’t wait to listen to the whole thing.

I used to have this cassette

He never told Diane if that coffee at the Great Northern was good.

Seattle Wa. Here 🙌 The Palmer house is in the town I grew up in. The newest home owners offer tours. It’s in Everett Wa. During the most recent filming, the crew went to the surrounding neighborhood to warn them of the filming.

This is golden

Wow this is pure gold

Thank you! Always wanted to hear this.

Thank you for putting this here. 👍

What great artwork, thanks for the upload!

The best, really.

I love this thank you

I really want to have this goddamn cassette :) Must boot one then!

that hits the spot !

Thank you for this!

Thanks so much for your efforts in this post. As a collector I have refrained from playing my copy which has been a permanent fixture to the collection unopened, and it was a treat to finally hear the first half, which brings me to the question about the possibility of our getting to hear side 2? Or did putting this together wear you out making it tough to get motivated to go through all this again? PS, keep all the analog ambient sound and hiss, as cassette was the only official release of this recording and deserves to be preserved in that manner.

Dale cooper was agent Mulder before agent Mulder was agent Mulder.

8:36 Electricity........ Judy was present in that morgue.

This theme song.... Oh, it makes me so aware of a hole deep inside me....

Twin Peaks is awesome..

Diane was the main character of Twin Peaks

Thank you!

thanks for sharing :D

If I had to fight with Cooper over a woman I would just let her go and tell her that she is lucky

THANK YOU!!!!!

Now this is damn good video

Is Kyle voicing Cooper on this cassette?!

If you're brave enough to send this to a complete stranger, I can digitise this in excellent quality with my restored Technics cassette deck.

my man drove 2 hours and ran out of gas. They don't keep those bureau cars topped off

I LOVE THIS CAR RICK, OLDER THAN I AM. I STARTED DRIVING A 62 GALAXIE SUNLINER CONVERTIBLE PULLING A HAY TRAILER FOR MY MOTHER AT ABOUT 13. MOM HAD HORSES OVER 2ND STREET PAST YOUR GRANDMOTHERS STORE! I WOULD STOP AT THE 2ND AND D, STREET MARKET AFTER MY PAPER ROUTE FOR A SODA IN A WATER COOLER FROM HER STORE, SOMETIMES HIKING DOWN THE HILL FOR A LOAF OF BREAD IN THE MORNING FOR A QUARTER.

5:58 the best moment XD

thank you 😭

Diane. Diane can you hear me?

Season 4, please!! 😜😎

I love him so much

Thanks for this, very much. I wish you had passed a filter to remove the white noise on the background... even though it gives me some nostalgia

39:00 . . . I've spent some quality time in Hungry Horse, MT too !! . . . "the owls are not what they seem".

Funny thing, in real life Salish Lodge (the real life Great Northern) is by far the most expensive hotel in Snoqualmie/Twin Peaks, with prices starting at $400/night. Plenty of places under $150 in town these days, maybe not in the '90s though...

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?!?! Did someone isolate these tracks? This is amazing!

I had this in paperback

16:54! This fragment was used in a L.A. Lunar remix on Depeche Mode's "Waiting For The Night": kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9uim8arzM65cqc.html

Ah, the days when you could bring your own coffee on a plane without being thrown into Gitmo....

KZfaq deleted lee’s reading of the secret diary of laura palmer (audible original i believe) anyone knows Where i Can find the audio/video again?? 💔🌲

Thanks for this, but a protip. I presume you're using a USB tape deck and Audacity (or similar), have the volume on the deck at max and lower the input volume within the program to halfway or lower. That'll take care of the hum, which is electrical and not part of the tape.

If Agent Cooper is at the Bureau Office in Spokane at 10.30 and has two hours of driving ahead of him, how is that he is entering the town of Twin Peaks at 11.30? What happened to that second hour?

Heh, someone is briefly audible telling Cooper "Diane it's 12:27 pm.." before he says it.

Neat!