Dice Jackanory | Barshens
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Күн бұрынLets make up a story using the power of dice! Who can come up with the worst best story with the images the dice provide?....what story would you have done? What is your favourite type of sock? All random questions aren't they, but yet you are still reading this, just a KZfaq description box, nothing more, nothing less, but yet we've got your attention now haven't we, so, um, yeah, enjoy the video....
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@iamdb1990 5 жыл бұрын
"join us again next week for a format that doesn't work" well, I've been here since day one, so might as well keep watching, love it
@vexphoenix 5 жыл бұрын
Here here, I love Paul's chaotic nonsense formats lol
@OnlyEpicEmber 5 жыл бұрын
It's been fun to see how it evolved from two men meeting at a KZfaq convention with only their relative age in common, leaving them apart from the young crowd, thus forming a bond that led to them collaborating with their KZfaq channels as both were relevant to food in very different ways that somehow complemented each other. This led to a series, which led to a channel, which led to me making this pointless comment at 3AM. Hooray.
@MonkeyBscts 5 жыл бұрын
CrAzYgIrL yep, and it leads to us looking forward to the new episode every Friday but don't ask me to explain why because this is madness. Why would anyone go out of their way to watch this insanity every week that we go out of our way to watch every week.
@maxscardanelli6185 5 жыл бұрын
Same here man.
@UnrelatedArchives 5 жыл бұрын
As this video ended, a flower grew
@Corkoth55 5 жыл бұрын
its snowing on mt fuji
@samholdsworth420 2 ай бұрын
I put a flower in my butt once
@bearabraxasreed3623 5 жыл бұрын
An analysis of Eli's story: The woman is alone and wants a child. The bananas are phallic but useless, reminding her that she has no way of having a child. The man arrives and she thinks that he is a child, desperate as she is to be a mother. She offers him all she has (her bananas) and he cries, maybe out of gratitude or pity, and a flower grew. That flower represents the child that was born of their exchange. The end.
@vissenekku 4 жыл бұрын
I believe the flower in that moment is signifying fertility of this man. But it grows from his tears, showing that his fertility does not bring happiness. This implies that they would have a child. But obviously enough, this is something she has been longing for. She lives in a lighthouse full of bananas, which is pretty on the nose. But considering the audience, it needs to be a bit on the nose.
@lionguardant5468 2 жыл бұрын
The fog represents her misery and her glasses represent IVF treatment
@ZX3000GT1 Жыл бұрын
I won't be surprised if there's a Hentai doujin out there with this exact story.
@firons2 5 жыл бұрын
Barshens, with avant-garde, experimental thumbnails!
@lividsphincter4098 5 жыл бұрын
Linton's getting fed up with the bullshit.
@squeamish11 5 жыл бұрын
The reason I subscribed to Barshens is for the video formats that don't work
@swanningabout 3 жыл бұрын
Pissflaps
@Frostbitex5 5 жыл бұрын
Barry’s was the darkest, Stuart’s was the most well thought out, Eli’s was the dirtiest, and Ryan’s was the laziest. Sounds about right
@aborted4196 2 жыл бұрын
Your mother!!!
@samholdsworth420 9 ай бұрын
I disagree
@TylerAtlasRay Жыл бұрын
"We all know where this is going, but let's see it through." Literally my life.
@jacksonpercy8044 5 жыл бұрын
Stuart's story would have been a 9 if Paul had let him know how much time he had left. #StuartWasRobbed
@quintonquill 5 жыл бұрын
I find it so enlightening that 5 blokes, who just hang out and put out video's ;can produce such laughter inducing skit's out of just being them self's... refreshing.
@aborted4196 2 жыл бұрын
Themselves**
@MyOtheHedgeFox 5 жыл бұрын
Eli, why did you have to justify your story. You almost killed an innocent soul through laughter.
@steve64464 5 жыл бұрын
Barry's story , "the weight of the car has slit the whales head off and it dies" i almost died laughing many times at this
@koenvandamme6901 5 жыл бұрын
Paul is hosting? I bet this format will work flawlessly!
@Angrykitty19 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens' story was the best. It had the most emotion.
@thomasjenkins7506 5 жыл бұрын
kinda makes you realize why his gamechild movie is one of the best youtuber movies. it's not great, but it's an actual film with a story and likable characters.
@Angrykitty19 5 жыл бұрын
@@thomasjenkins7506 I agree Mr Grass Mask
@ohnoitschris 5 жыл бұрын
Stuart had Double Dragon on the mind, renaming Jimmy to Billy midway through his story
@mistermatix8241 5 жыл бұрын
What about Bimmy?
@MsCholmondley-Warner 4 жыл бұрын
Bimmy to Jimmy!
@swanningabout 2 жыл бұрын
Bummy?
@Lewrid 5 жыл бұрын
Personally, I would have made it so only the storyteller saw the dice, and the rest had to guess what it was, in what order.
@ThisMayContainNuts 5 жыл бұрын
I never laugh so hard, being on my own, as I do watching Barshens.. It's just right up my alley.. And then a flower grew.
@ZeeNastee 5 жыл бұрын
Later Miggy the cat found the family that killed the whale, they had already cut it up into pieces so she could carry it, but in order to steal it she had to kill the entire Johnson family which was karma for all they had killed and this is a run-on sentence.
@GmodPlusWoW 2 жыл бұрын
Looking back, I was half-expecting Jimmy to get electrocuted. Either that, or finally confront the Pulsating Mass. Still odd that Jimmy turned into Billy half-way through. Maybe he empathized with another boy and learned how to shapeshift into Billy.
@joncody8344 5 жыл бұрын
No one noticed billy started out as jimmy. :)
@drunkenhobo8020 5 жыл бұрын
It should really be Bimmy.
@nslouka90 5 жыл бұрын
Perhaps this is a back story to Billy, Stuart's bread knife and Miggy is some sort of courier that delivers Billy bread and food to consume.
@umbaupause 5 жыл бұрын
@@drunkenhobo8020 Bimmy...?! Wha- Bimmy isn't even a real name!!!
@TheSwiftFalcon 5 жыл бұрын
@@umbaupause Sure it is. It's like in "Bimmy and Jimmy Lee".
@user-yo2lt8ch7v 5 жыл бұрын
I did
@Laura_Darkspear 5 жыл бұрын
RIP cat, bird, & whale
@notanimposter 5 жыл бұрын
I wanna see Miggy 2: Winter Solider
@mistermatix8241 5 жыл бұрын
When Barry got the cat dice, I thought the sequel was going to happen right then!
@oo-ef3fv 5 жыл бұрын
Stuart’s one genuinely made me cry
@mulhollandoverdrive 5 жыл бұрын
Surely you should have called it Barshenory? I know Gannon isn't the champion of succinct sentences but that's staring you in the face, that is.
@KumaHuete 5 жыл бұрын
ITS PHALLIC!
@BravoGorilla 5 жыл бұрын
#Eliwasrobbed
@Iinneus 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan's Eli impression is shockingly good.
@Iinneus 5 жыл бұрын
And it's an accidental impression, too!
@ObiMace 5 жыл бұрын
"Every week a different format that doesn't work" is a good format for this channel, that definitely works.
@firons2 5 жыл бұрын
Eli is a true playwright
@TheGlitched64Reads2 5 жыл бұрын
Oh man I loved these sections on Cheapshow. Now we just need Barshens, "Don't get mad"! Paul, Eli, i'm counting on you guys!
@superspacehero 5 жыл бұрын
Check out somewhere around the end of Episode 100 of Cheapshow and you'll somewhat get that in the meantime
@polishenglish8356 5 жыл бұрын
*"Ahhhh" said Henerietta* :D :D
@Drawyah 3 жыл бұрын
1:19 - That background song I can only associate to a cartoon about a murderous toy bear! 😭😭
@Nytephyre 8 ай бұрын
I very much enjoyed the boys’ telling their childhood stories. A tear fell, but only because you threw trash at his feet.
@rcik2004 5 жыл бұрын
Eli was robbed, the man just unlocked story telling.
@Drawyah 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens: What a bunch of c... Linton: *queues cheery intro*
@omnipresentsnowflake4698 5 жыл бұрын
Please we may take a moment to appreciate the editor's fade to black and gunshot at the end, you edgy art student you
@secondswell 5 жыл бұрын
Well you ruined that
@omnipresentsnowflake4698 5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say ruin, more just acknowledged it, cause I don't think many people would've actually seen it
@maxscardanelli6185 5 жыл бұрын
Eli’s rant at the end had me in stitches. Please do this again. This was brilliant! I wasn’t expecting Barry to get so dark either.
@DanVR001 5 жыл бұрын
#barryneedsallthehelphecanget
@happydeathman 5 жыл бұрын
No...I mean, I kinda realized how it was going to go, but Barry's was really the worst. I think he's a lovely guy, but...come on.
@shuriKen469 5 жыл бұрын
next on My Virgin Kitchen...How to cook up a roadkill buffet on a bright and sunny day!!
@mistermatix8241 5 жыл бұрын
Then on MVK:A banana burger, made with copious quantities of bananas/phallic symbols, and an odd drink made from old man's tears/symbolic semen seed...
@DiggingForFacts 5 жыл бұрын
"I would like to meet the kids, so we can have a free willy element there." - Eli J. Silverman, 2018
@JamesSmith-pp5vp 5 жыл бұрын
The way these happy stories end horribly gives me flashbacks to watching Watership Down
@IanC14 5 жыл бұрын
Bright eyes, burning with fire…
@jackbellaby6992 5 жыл бұрын
Eli is the greatest human being alive
@polishenglish8356 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are so creative and witty, I adore that in you!
@cheapshow 5 жыл бұрын
Also. It's www.thecheapshow.co.uk Sigh....
@plapbandit 5 жыл бұрын
Its cool, Google got your back. Subbed
@fishwater 5 жыл бұрын
Eli's dog impression was the best thing ever
@MrIcecolddd 5 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of “There once was a pair of trousers named erm... Dave! Who lived in a forest”
@ChrisHalliwell171 5 жыл бұрын
Loved the cut to black and gun shot ending
@michelleross9782 5 жыл бұрын
Only Eli would come out of this... Stuart has spent too much time with Eli to follow his phallic metaphors
@Shizushin786 5 жыл бұрын
Linton I see your art student ending and I love you for it
@fuzer909 5 жыл бұрын
Eli and Paul are the new Bert and Ernie.
@jakublulek3261 4 жыл бұрын
Rik and Ade.
@spas9001 5 жыл бұрын
I see Linton went to the same film school as Ryan.
@Streetw1s3r 5 жыл бұрын
Barry's story is the post-credits scene of Ashens'. RIP Miggy the cat.
@GreyHulk2156 5 жыл бұрын
Please do more story cubes. This was great fun. :)
@Aehzur 5 жыл бұрын
'A excellent story'
@bibbly1234 5 жыл бұрын
#EliWasRobbed
@deathsyth8888 5 жыл бұрын
Who needs Shakespeare when you have the Barshens crew?
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 2 жыл бұрын
Bardshens.
@harpoonlobotomy 5 жыл бұрын
0:48 It's a shart, surely. Gotta keep on brand.
@D3usExMachina 5 жыл бұрын
We need them to be drunk, or getting increasingly drunk through the time of one video
@jubuttib 5 жыл бұрын
Couldn't even get the cocking URL for the Cheap Show right Linton, they'd be right to not pay you! Just kidding, your editing is what really makes the show, keep it up, especially when it depresses you to hell and back!
@bendubu 5 жыл бұрын
#EliWasRobbed 😆😂🤣
@jimpansey4455 5 жыл бұрын
what a bunch of Barshens indeed
@chickentoast2655 6 ай бұрын
i only just realised that part way through Stuart’s story, the boy’s name changed from Jimmy to Billy
@ridcullyshat8522 5 жыл бұрын
This is going to give me some very troubling nightmares
@SpoodleProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Can we just have a segment where Eli improvises stories?
@brianm6337 5 жыл бұрын
Gee- what happened to the third Johnson kid- Howard? Oh yeah. He stayed home to work on his resort idea. ;)
@Fershizzal 5 жыл бұрын
Eli gets a one, as in that was one great story. Paul is wrong #Eliwasrobbed
@cheekbonestrenchcoat 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan just staring down the camera as Eli tries to explain his story speaks to me
@theonlyenicfanever5346 5 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah, a new Barshens
@DylRicho 5 жыл бұрын
I love Barry's laugh! 🤣
@shitbag. 5 жыл бұрын
I love barshens. A lot. Thanks guys.
@brookekeen7641 5 жыл бұрын
Once again, I’m here just before work👏🏼
@joansmith69 5 жыл бұрын
A BUNCH OF WHAT? I MUST KNOW!
@TimperialBroadcastingAgency 5 жыл бұрын
As a Battletech player, I find this process of rolling multiple dice one at a time irrationally frustrating. XD
@TimperialBroadcastingAgency 5 жыл бұрын
BARRY MY MAN THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
@RileytheDirewolf 5 жыл бұрын
im fucked up on pain meds and this video felt like a calamity
@cheekbonestrenchcoat 5 жыл бұрын
Called.... BERNARD.
@alayayingling7007 5 жыл бұрын
Been watching barshens for over a year and just now figured out Eli's patch
@drunkrdm 5 жыл бұрын
should start the next one with puals ending to " miggy the cat".
@samholdsworth420 9 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is mr beast level
@tomchaney6085 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, crackanory was on Dave. It wasn't quite channel 5 levels of miserable. Also weirdly despite originally being in a visual medium, it's all available for free on Audible
@coyoteartist 5 жыл бұрын
The hot air balloon to the sun sounds familiar as an actual story element. I think it was in an Arthur or something and the things I put up with hearing for these people.
@mrhareharu 5 жыл бұрын
I glad that Barry didn't get robbed.
@RoobehTunes 5 жыл бұрын
So if Eli is the old man, then his reaction to the burger shows his fear of commitment?
@LukeE1103 5 жыл бұрын
These guys need to play cards against humanity 😂
@Phished123 5 жыл бұрын
Eli is an artist
@michaelwilliams9566 5 жыл бұрын
I Like Barshens.
@IckyNeko 5 жыл бұрын
Narative blueballs.
@markjempson6608 5 жыл бұрын
it was Dave not channel 5 wasnt it?
@antster1983 5 жыл бұрын
It was Dave. [shakes fist] *GANNON!!*
@VikingCuda 5 жыл бұрын
i actually liked this format.. good show!
@masdawg 5 жыл бұрын
Only started watching this, but there better be a return of Vegemite Charlie!
@AsymptoteInverse 5 жыл бұрын
Why in the world did you let Paul, of all the crew, run this thing? Paul doesn't believe in rules or order.
@alanaktion 5 жыл бұрын
The website name for the podcast is wrong, it needs a "the" at the start.
@tomcastonguay2847 5 жыл бұрын
Too much fun TomCat
@condorscondor 5 жыл бұрын
Barry wasnt robbed!
@gavinrobinson9136 5 жыл бұрын
More Bars VS Hens please!
@amelialikesfrogs5778 5 жыл бұрын
dem forheads
@kyotodream7135 5 жыл бұрын
6:56 is great
@Bal6 5 жыл бұрын
Funniest channel on KZfaq!
@BenBevan66 5 жыл бұрын
My cats called Fifi...
@vexphoenix 5 жыл бұрын
Really thought Eli's story would've ended with banana insertion....
@Forcefield23 5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy was so ill that his name changed to Billy after meeting Miggy
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