There was nothing Dire about this.

Love to see stuff like this. Dire dire docks is such a relaxing track!

In 1999 I was in the back seat of my family's Honda Accord on the highway when we saw a bunch of roadside flares emerge out of nowhere. Slowing down to see if anyone was in trouble (because that's just what you do), we couldn't find anyone in sight but found a tree that appeared to have been hollowed out from the top to bottom. Investigating closer, my five year old self started humming Dire Dire Docks when a giant flying saucer emerged and sucked me into it. The green skinned and rayban-eyed aliens inside proceeded to ask me what I was humming and when I replied, "Dire Dire Docks, bro" they began to cheer and repeat the words I had said to them. "Dire Dire Docks, bro! Dire Dire Docks, bro!" It seemed that the aliens wanted to hear it from the source! We hightailed it to my house but, not realizing there were electrical wires hanging over the house, accidentally burnt the place down when they slammed into it from their UFO. Thinking fast, I told them that the local Sears probably had an N64 and Super Mario 64 inside and they cheered again. But alas, the same thing happened there! Now, with no idea where else to go for their Dire Dire Docks (bro), the aliens decided I wasn't worth the trouble and ejected me past Neptune where I have been for 24 years. Please send help. The good Niche is in the lodge. eM htiW klaW eriF

Really cool all the stuff people can make in Mario Maker!

although i hate dire dire docks with every fiber of my body, i have to admit this song is really good at relaxing me and making me forget im playing dire dire docks