***** I like your voice! You could make great voiceover videos on KZfaq.

I recognized your voice immediatly! it's very iconic.

I KNOW I RECOGNIZED THAT VOICE!!!

*Carrier pigeon lands on windowsill* Sir! the AI has taken control of the entire worlds tea supply!

Squire A DELL? This is a blasphemy! Tell me good sir, how did you end up inside this incapable piece of hardware?

Ben Edwards when did this happen Edit:crap I was wrong nvm

That was the moment I liked

Same

"They're the size of a small country Ian they can sell whatever they want"

Ogoun now the question stands does the rocket launcher comes with the AI kit or is it up to the consumer to get it

I'm totally the same

mine is: "I have a lot of good ideas, it's just whenever I put them together they turn into really bad ideas"

Also, Doodleconn appears for two frames as the computer explodes.

@@notaname9186 No, that's bianary.

@@notaname9186 Yes. Morse code is a series of either long or short taps. Binary is the code used to transfer data between systems. Binary is in 1s and 0s

@@notaname9186 but morse code is usually measured in just series of taps Binary is always 1s and 0s

@@notaname9186 binary is translated as either the one or the zero being a yes or a no I'm not quite sure how it works entirely, but I do know that different sequences mean different things and that it is the universal knowledge of computers A similar type of binary is also how wifi works. Instead of ones and zeros, you have the absence or presence of electricity converted into ones and zeros by I believe the modem. And fiber optic internet works by the absence or presence of light. Because it is light instead of electricity traveling down the cable ( or in this case a glass fiber thread surrounded by plastic ) fiber optic internet is alot faster.

*Some assembly required.

@Mikê'e Stark that's not even a fortune

It’s at 420 likes so I can’t like it but I want to

z beeblebrox don't forget the 56 step manual and missing screws

What's better about ice cream is that there's only 3 steps before " equip with rocket launcher"

Ikea curry puff is good

It only has three steps and the only tool you need is the cone.

Sam Guckian r/whoosh dude

Well remember the british east india company

@@thebookman1036 what about em

@@superfamilyallosauridae6505 they grew way larger than britian itself. Just like what ikea will do

@@thebookman1036 ah, I see what you mean. I was thinking of them from an Indian POV and was like "idk man there's a LOT of Indians"

I applied at IKEA to help this happen

I don't know about the whole internet but all of Wikipedia is ~50 GB. (Without pictures, it's ~15 GB.)

>all of wikipedia >50 GB where did you get that info from? it must be at least 1 TB big...

Aaron​ I downloaded it. dumps.wikimedia.org/other/kiwix/zim/wikipedia/ I was surprised too! (My estimate's only for the English version, and only for the current version of each page, not keeping track of the complete history.)

I'm more curious about how that computer had enough storage for an AI and the entire internet.

Google Fiber: responsible for nearly destroying the world

We are deeply disappointed in how literal a lot of our work has become

About to make this comment, happy to see someone alredy made it before me.

Yeah, you skipped Step 7.

cheatcodek Mine occasionally types backwards. I think it's the beginning!!

Ikea ice cream: the flavor is explosive!

*...So much pornography, I cannot take it.* _self kill_

Besides the cancerific stuff, to think it includes the dark web too...

@@bobbobson5595 obviously

r34

Except you'd basically know everything about everyone.... actually that'd probably end up being the worst part, knowing every lie and just how shitty the people in your area are (regardless of what area you go to).

B4rberblacksheep give larger battery

Turn on the AI

Load rocket launcher

Sacrifice a goat?

All of the above

Sulfur Hexaflouride Don't forget a sports brand called nIKEA!

Sulfur Hexaflouride Oh and a computer department IBuyPowerAtIKEA

samsung once produced tanks. I would not be surprised if IKEA had all those things.

and a shoe department called - Ikea Shoes

Honey Well which is a company that produces air filters for homes makes tank engines so why not.

Trench McCoat uhm, shouldn't there be an umlaut in there?

I bought the Geth Version. Nuff said.

+Willing Nihilist Well, think of it this way. Any meaning you may come up with won't have any value with it what so ever. So it's hard to take a positive view of it.

I bought the GlaDOS version. I'm not sure whether to be happy or terribly horrified.

Commander Jason guys the AEGIS version is WAY safer and less sentient! I use it as a substitute Alexa

Thanks for the kind words :) Once we do start to get more recognition, we feel like it will be better and last longer just because we've taken the time to gather such an awesome audience.

That's a decent way to get a lot of childish brats in the channel comments.

If you are seeking a genuine answer: KZfaq puts creators that put out frequent content on the home page because they can generate more ad revenue for them. In turn they gain more subs, which gets more view, which gets them more subs, etc. TL; DR Their content isn't ad friendly

Ideally Jekyl Thx, that explains a lot!

a year later and only up to 182k... it's practically criminal

@@sleekotter1109 Wikipedia is so small because it's mostly text. Text takes up ludicrously small amounts of information. It's images and especially video which take up a lot of space.

@@klobiforpresident2254 I know...

@@sleekotter1109 Then you should know thy KZfaq alone would be many orders of magnitude larger.

@@klobiforpresident2254 I do... But I believe I see the problem now. When I mentioned wikipedia was so small it's because I implied downloading wikipedia would be enough. Downloading the entire Internet, including KZfaq, would obviously be impossible with today's technology.

Glad you found us!

Is that Squire?

@@DzheiSilis I do sincerely apologize if this answer is a tad bit late, but yes. Yes it is.

@@radicalrazel9156 yes, but I enjoyed your desire to help a random person. I hope you have a great day.

@@DzheiSilis aww, thank you! I hope you have a great day too

+Inglonias Can't they sue IKEA for that?

+blarg2429 No. Ikea is its own soverign nation. They would lose. Badly.

***** Hmm. Now that you mention it, yeah.

Maks Paprocki Isn't that the south that has those ?

The Glorious GeneralDerpSide I thought it was the north but I could be wrong.

US had that in the 70's Phalanx Defense CIWS. Anti Missile Turrets for ships.

​@@makspaprocki8851 (I know that it's pretty late, but someone already dug this comment up a year ago, so I will do the same, but with more information) It was South Korea. The turret you had in mind is probably SGR-A1 developed by Samsung Techwin (yeah, Samsung was manufacturing weapons. Not only this turret, but also self propelled artillery, fighter jets and components for tanks. They sold this part of their business to Hanwha in 2014.) or Super aEgis II by DoDaam. Both were tested in DMZ, but due to secretive nature of these projects, information about their deployment is classified (so we have no idea how many of them are there or even if they are still there).

Same with C Ram it's a Vulcan Gatling gun strapped to a i

James Gilmore Sure is!

***** Best day ever!

James Gilmore yeeeeesss

James Gilmore Looks like you're first, so you get a Crown: 👑

Devin Sloan Thanks! - Kyle

Darth Debo We honestly don't know. We think we're just really bad at advertising ourselves, but we're working on it.

I started twitch streaming, with some hard work and dedication I will become famous enough to throw your name out there. Until then, stay awesome.

BruceNJeffAreMyFlies Thanks so much! Hopefully we can live up to that at some point.

That's just IKEA

MegaLamb No, those are just hand-crafted black leather animal masks for the hell of it, courtesy of Reid, our resident prop master. Honestly not sure if the lack of explanation makes it better or worse.

MegaLamb I recognized a Black Plague doctor mask, but i don't know what the other one is.

The Glorious GeneralDerpSide It's a pig.

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Edit 079 sorry I mixed them up

ayy same

Finally, someone translated those for me. A like for your efforts!

It sells build-it-yourself furniture and miscellanious """Swedish Objects"""

Capn Kerfufflez it’s infamous for instructions being picture only, no text

it's famous for selling "furniture" that includes instructions that take a year to decipher, missing pieces, and millions of parts

@@isaiahf-d846 to be fair, the instructions are designed so that almost anyone in the world, regardless of language, can assemble the furniture. Sure it might take a bit to figure them out, but you try to describe how to assemble a bed using only pictures to someone with a drastically different culture to yours. (Kind of crazy side tangent: scientists are actually looking at some of the techniques Ikea uses for making languageless instructions, mainly for the storage of nuclear waste. Because it will take thousands or millions of years for it to not be radioactive anymore, it is likely that all languages today will no longer exist, as well as countries and cultures, replaced by ones that are very different. This means they have to use things that are "hard-coded" into humans, like a fear of snakes, or a focus on the color red, rather than using symbols that, while it may be mostly universally recognized today(such as the radiation, biohazard, or peace symbol), they will likely make as much sense to a far-future person as Egyptian hieroglyphs do to us. One approach they are looking into is "scary" architecture, basically covering the entrance in spikes and all sorts of other stuff, thinking "nobody will ever explore a spooky looking ancient building", which, I mean, come on, that's probably just going to make people really want to explore it. Another, more practical, one is basically IKEA-ing descriptions of radiation poisoning, and how there is radioactive material inside. Some of the proposed designs try to explain how radiation works, which, yikes, that's basically a physics textbook in picture format. These picture graphics are unable to convey words or sounds, but rather just concepts, making them extremely difficult to design and read. If you didn't think languageless-communication was crazy enough yet, though, it may be used as a "proof of intelligence" to any other intelligent alien life we find, where we express mathematical concepts and formulas in the form of shapes. For instance, Pythagorean's theorem is a triangle surrounded by 3 squares, each corresponding to the side lengths, with largest square representing "c^2" being made of both a^2 and b^2, the shorter "legs". This, while it might not seem like much, is demonstrating a pretty impressive part of trigonometry, and is a way to demonstrate mathematical knowledge without needing any kind of translator or even personal interaction. Basically IKEA's instructions, while somewhat frustrating, may one day prevent a nuclear disaster, or aid in interstellar diplomacy.)

And how fast the internet is