Small Boat Attack On Whaling Ship Doesn't Go According To Plan

Small Boat Attack On Whaling Ship Doesn't Go According To Plan | Whale Wars

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4 жыл бұрын

The Sea Shepherds send out two of their small boats to launch an attack on whaling ships. The crew of the Gemini aren't clear on their instructions and don't execute their part of the attack properly.
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@djsgravely 2 жыл бұрын

I think I’ve seen every episode of Whale Wars. One common thread was how horribly inept they were in almost everything they tried.

@brandonochs1372 Жыл бұрын

Yeah its pretty clear that it was a bunch of dudes with alot of funding, zero experience, not very thought through tactics, but a damn good cause

@paleo704 Жыл бұрын

@@brandonochs1372 they are antifa of the sea

@stefanr8232 Ай бұрын

@@brandonochs1372 If you are the only navy you are also the best navy.

@sharkeye54 4 жыл бұрын

The complete incompetence on display here is amazing

@alterego3525 4 жыл бұрын

The whales should ask for new representation.

@steamknight1207 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they have a great cause but terrible execution

@MACaroni3737 Жыл бұрын

These people are idiots

@jamesbulldogmiller 3 жыл бұрын

“Tora Tora Tora” Oh, what a clever code word. The Japanese will never guess what that means. It turns out that Watson’s usual level of incompetence is reflected in his crew. And , that the Delta boat didn’t know what the code word meant,

@BumpkinBob 3 жыл бұрын

“Doesn’t go to plan” implies they had the vaguest concept of how to even conceive a plan to begin with

@russellwilliams4317 3 жыл бұрын

Guy with glasses thinks he is in the navy 'You have permission to engage, over'. Lmfaoo. These people took a noble cause and made it into a comedy.

@Sancto-NL 3 жыл бұрын

I agree. They do something good. The whaling needs to stop. But holy crap, these people are dumb fucks.

@StarFinderWebb 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sancto-NL we need x navy seals to destroy these bitches with retired naval ships. Get the 🇺🇸 U.S.S Ford to air strike those fucks.

@alterego3525 4 жыл бұрын

I bet it smells worse on the Steve Irwin than it does on the whale processing boat.

@Argov82 3 жыл бұрын

At least in the Captains quarters. You know he has a unique stank on him.

@CadillacBunner 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being in the galley of that research vessel when these guys try to "surprise" them with their "attack plan."

@user-co8uy5rb2s Жыл бұрын

"TORA! TORA! TORA!"

@lamarspain617 Жыл бұрын

“I don’t know how I could have been more clear” proceeds to just say “did you do what you were supposed to” completely ignores that they didn’t know what their mission was

@michaelwolf2493 4 жыл бұрын

I love this show . Thanks to Paul Watson and his crew of fools , it’s funnier than any sitcom . “Tora, Tora,Tora ! Is that the code ? “ Hahahaha

@fermiticus4034 4 жыл бұрын

It was kind of enjoyable to watch...like a train wreck!

@sambono5112 4 жыл бұрын

He may as well of said "Dora Dora the Afghan explorer 😅😅😅😅😎

@harrywisniewski5017 4 жыл бұрын

Michael Wolf ah yes let’s use the Japanese code that they used when they attacked Pearl Harbor. That will get them !

@fermiticus4034 4 жыл бұрын

@@harrywisniewski5017 I bet they thought that was really "deep" and meaningful. Total dud...like a quiet fart in the wind.

@harrywisniewski5017 4 жыл бұрын

Fermiticus yup. Also, translated it means tiger tiger tiger which I’m assuming is code for surprise surprise surprise

@sunshinecatcher8779 4 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery

@Mr00destruct0 4 жыл бұрын

If this took place off of Somalia it would be a vastly different scenario.

@alecgonzalez6910 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao Paul Watson and his crew would be dead

@armchairgeneralissimo 4 жыл бұрын

*I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW*

@bhendy1974 4 жыл бұрын

With the funding these people have they could hire some Somali pirates.

@memezarthereviewer5048 4 жыл бұрын

Somali Pirates protect there sea resources and fish normal fish. SS and SP is same but SS is richer and do not own any territory.

@choughed3072 3 жыл бұрын

Somali pirates would take the sea shepherds ship, tell the whales to fuck off and go attack merchant ships lol.

@Dbm_-oe7zv 4 жыл бұрын

Lol every sea Shepard’s video icon looks like a guy who’s about to say something smart but realizes how dumb it really is and just stares awkwardly

@duaneho555 3 жыл бұрын

Best comedy on television. I miss this show.

@OriginalCoastalDistancing 11 ай бұрын

I googled “whale wars fail” and got back every single episode.

@arktkt06 4 жыл бұрын

What a clown show. “Doesn’t go as planned” should be the name of the show

@underdogpromotedonly8196 4 жыл бұрын

Failed terrorist attack. A fat man who can’t shave Believes he’s above the law or he is the law.

@thegeneral3094 4 жыл бұрын

@@underdogpromotedonly8196 fat men that don't shave are above the law.so is bulla hes above da law

@armchairgeneralissimo 4 жыл бұрын

@@underdogpromotedonly8196 Don't call these people terrorists it's insulting to real terrorists who put in a lot of planning and show up with the correct equipment to get the job done.....

@edgyboi8767 4 жыл бұрын

@@armchairgeneralissimo don't call them pirates either it's insulting to my ancestors

@regularwood7885 3 жыл бұрын

@@armchairgeneralissimo icrwhale.org/eng/history.pdf#:~:text=Sea%20Shepherd%20claims%20responsibility.%20Investigation%20shows%20limpet%20mines,engineer%20Paul%20Pezwick%2C%20tried%20and%20convicted%20in%20a But they are terrorists

@monkeynews1320 4 жыл бұрын

Love reading the comments on these videos that are all team whalers 😂

@toddanderson572 4 жыл бұрын

South Park covered this show well

@chrisfisher928 3 жыл бұрын

Whale whores!

@roosterj2599 3 жыл бұрын

Yes. A spot on parody. Lmao!

@petertraurig5728 3 жыл бұрын

"I couldn't have made it any clearer" Yes, you could. Just say "foul them now" the next time

@sympathy4thedevil88 Жыл бұрын

I root for the Japanese in every episode and I'm never disappointed

@FURY-hn3kw 3 жыл бұрын

The level of incompetence is astronomical

@simpsonservices6463 4 жыл бұрын

complete incompetence of "Captain" and crew. After watching how they act I am starting to understand the Japanese position about these people. They are a danger to themselves and other

@NotSkilledHere 3 жыл бұрын

is it bad that im waiting for the harpoon boats to basically start trying to harpoon these lil pontoon boats

@scottw7141 4 жыл бұрын

Prosecute them under 18 U.S. Code § 2280. Violence against maritime navigation. 20 years hard time might have them rethink their misguided antics. An enterprising prosecutor might throw add a “chemical weapon” missile attack into the charges.

@gazof-the-north1980 4 жыл бұрын

Then an enterprising cellmate might bust some cheeks.......

@degaulle30 4 жыл бұрын

Not a real law

@scottw7141 4 жыл бұрын

Degaulle30: Check your facts again. Go to Govinfo.gov and you’ll see the full text of the law. Here is how it starts: Title 18 - CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE PART I - CRIMES CHAPTER 111 - SHIPPING Sec. 2280 - Violence against maritime navigation From the U.S. Government Publishing Office, www.gpo.gov §2280. Violence against maritime navigation (a) Offenses.- (1) In general.-A person who unlawfully and intentionally- (A) seizes or exercises control over a ship by force or threat thereof or any other form of intimidation; (B) performs an act of violence against a person on board a ship if that act is likely to endanger the safe navigation of that ship; (C) destroys a ship or causes damage to a ship or to its cargo which is likely to endanger the safe navigation of that ship; (D) places or causes to be placed on a ship, by any means whatsoever, a device or substance which is likely to destroy that ship, or cause damage to that ship or its cargo which endangers or is likely to endanger the safe navigation of that ship; (E) destroys or seriously damages maritime navigational facilities or seriously interferes with their operation, if such act is likely to endanger the safe navigation of a ship; (F) communicates information, knowing the information to be false and under circumstances in which such information may reasonably be believed, thereby endangering the safe navigation of a ship; (G) injures or kills any person in connection with the commission or the attempted commission of any of the offenses set forth in subparagraphs (A) through (F); or (H) attempts or conspires to do any act prohibited under subparagraphs (A) through (G), shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both; and if the death of any person results from conduct prohibited by this paragraph, shall be punished by death or imprisoned for any term of years or for life.

@jorge-052 2 жыл бұрын

So what about the prop fouler that is just floating in the ocean now?

@sucramsucram3558 2 жыл бұрын

" 'Cringe, cringe, cringe' - is that the codeword? "

@elirvca1794 4 жыл бұрын

Sad to say but I'd like to see the Whalers bust back at these clowns

@jerseyboy3333 2 жыл бұрын

Why?

@alexandrabender5572 4 жыл бұрын

This is not helping their cause they literally never do anything to really stop them

@rangerup1804 4 жыл бұрын

The whalers could consider these actions as an act of piracy and should return fire upon not only the fast boats but the Steve Irwin as well.

@paleo704 3 жыл бұрын

Why didn’t they

@steventhomas8514 3 жыл бұрын

There is a funding arm somehow they keep getting millions of dollars to by new ships,fuel repair and maintain current one

@mikehall8036 3 жыл бұрын

I'm against whaling by principal but I hate terrorist more. I favor sinking any vessel that attacks another at sea. Fuck water canons, each Japanese vessel needs one man with legit firepower to sink and destroy each boat that attacks them, their crews be damned.

@99joneg 3 жыл бұрын

@@mikehall8036 im just waiting for them to get harpooned, tho theyll probably have some form of lethal dister well before then

@joseleyva1241 2 жыл бұрын

I one episode. The captain of one of the sea shepherd boats was shot at.

@brothers_of_nod 4 жыл бұрын

Someone run Blubbery Paul through an whaling factory, see how much oil we can get out of him.

@user-yj8pt7gt3g 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: 'Tora tora tora' is the attack code used the Japanese when they attacked Pearl Harbor

@memezarthereviewer5048 4 жыл бұрын

Yes attack to disable americans by sinking american variable ships that is high risk, not an attack to pissoff

@memezarthereviewer5048 4 жыл бұрын

Using that code for other than disabling attack is disrespectful

@SchizoPilled 4 жыл бұрын

Nothing ever goes as planned on this show

@culliedavidson9428 4 жыл бұрын

Ever notice how nerdy the crew looks. Especially the telephone talker on the bridge.

@petej8556 4 жыл бұрын

Michael Jackson do you mean?

@thegeneral3094 4 жыл бұрын

I would love to deliver a bloody good strike to his torso

@scottsmith8088 3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised no one has been killed by Watson's blatant disregard for the crews safety and his complete lack of competence.

@Ramon_92 4 жыл бұрын

"Yeah throw the stinky butter at them!"

@deplorableme4593 4 жыл бұрын

I'm here just for the hilarious comments

@christianbanick496 3 жыл бұрын

I like the idea behind stopping whalers but becoming pirates isnt the way to do it

@tonycarpenter8445 4 жыл бұрын

So the captain is a bit like the Tiger King?

@phillipcarr2811 4 жыл бұрын

Why haven't any of them ever been arrested for vandalizing and destroying of property

@fubukibuki--dai-35-gokuchi45 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how they think that the coda Tora Tora Tora is totally deep and meaningful (Tora Tora Tora was the japanese code used to coordinate the attack on Pearl Harbor, and just like Sea Shepherds we Japanese failed)

@petergrundy8081 4 жыл бұрын

Bunch of entitled activists having an adventure very ordinary

@johnnyholmes8840 3 жыл бұрын

What happens to all these ropes they throw out, and never achieve anything with?

@officermiclawdogzurc6156 4 жыл бұрын

They will just spray it off whith the high pressure hose

@micheallinne3159 3 жыл бұрын

How do they get away with this bs? They assault both the crew of whaling vessels and the vessel itself putting everyone's lives at risk all the time and call it defending themselves when the whaling crews don't make a single move to assault them or endanger their lives, even in defense of their own, keeping well away from them when they can and somehow people actually believe whalers are evil maniacal people endangering these terrorists lives? Unbelievable.

@dragondad7733 3 жыл бұрын

You know those "ladies" are supplementing their diet with liquid gluten free protein.

@bclark1171988 4 жыл бұрын

Whomever was on that Gemini Boat was 100 percent Incompetent!!!!

@heavyhaul8621 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty inaccurate. I’d be shooting lead not water.

@willknight6699 4 жыл бұрын

for them to stay within international laws they aren't allowed to shoot anything other than water.

@bluemountaindrivepae 4 жыл бұрын

Use the harpoon, give a hippy a saltwater bath.

@ryanweeks8473 4 жыл бұрын

This how should be called: "Poachers V. Pirates"

@lovetotruck78 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... that's definitely a better name for this Shit Show!

@AussieVet 4 жыл бұрын

Well oiled machine lol

@jasondietrich8866 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe they should just get encrypted radios so there are no code words

@jackson_craft_gamingscates9324 3 жыл бұрын

i wish the crew of the whaling ship would turn around and board the sea shephard for a change lol

@jagoz7465 4 жыл бұрын

Botlles of acid floatin in the sea

@SoloPilot6 3 жыл бұрын

"The element of surprise was lost." "Hey, look it's those idiots we saw on TV. Keep an eye on them."

@user-co8uy5rb2s Жыл бұрын

Watching them was like comedy.

@connorgregory5038 4 жыл бұрын

Man, like in trying to make secret codes to make it easier it's the polar opposite

@siloamking2486 4 жыл бұрын

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Who else watches this waiting for the disaster that they obviously feel can't happen?

@youtubeheadquarters2813 3 жыл бұрын

The amount of stupidity in the show those whale hunting crews can hunt A certain amount every year.

@kyloken Жыл бұрын

Whale Wars: Big hearts, no brains, and no (seafaring) skills

@tree5013 3 жыл бұрын

The reason why the Bob Hope is so slow is that they forgot to unstrap it from the trailer when they launched it at the boat ramp.

@sylviarico1782 Жыл бұрын

Yeah i don’t think making them stink is gonna work because most of the times the whaling ship crew are covered in whale guts

@womblezz 8 ай бұрын

I swear the only person there with competence was Chris 😂

@4yearsclean 2 жыл бұрын

“I don’t know how to have made it clearer” Gee idk maybe not have a code word and just tell them what you want them to do🤣

@dontparticipate240 2 жыл бұрын

This show should’ve been called “Ship of Fools”.

@a_soldierz_genetics 3 жыл бұрын

The element of surprise is lost 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

@ferkel_6859 3 жыл бұрын

hunting whales is not okay at all, but the incompetence of the crew is entertaining to watch

@justincoleman2740 4 жыл бұрын

Mr Watson. Consider handing over the reigns. No offence.

@shackti1699 7 ай бұрын

Growing up we would watch this show and always root for the Japanese. This is a comedy show at this point. lol

@andersonlynn3686 2 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch this I think of the South Park episode 😆😆😆😆😆

@joegraffhobo-elect9128 4 жыл бұрын

They need bigger water cannons, or turn the harpoon on the boat and chopper.

@drewjacobs1 4 жыл бұрын

Joe Graff harpoon v chopper sounds fun

@degaulle30 4 жыл бұрын

I tried to do a season on the Steve Irwin but unfortunately they didn't like all my seal clubbing trophies and stuffed baby rhinos that formed the majority of my luggage.

@pamelita1999 3 жыл бұрын

Gemini thrower 🤣🤣🤣

@mikegrayjr6527 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 I see why the comments are always off 😂😂😂 but seriously do they ever get shot at with actually guns

@rufusbullock8077 4 жыл бұрын

do what your soposed to do lol

@keboebo8112 3 жыл бұрын

Nice job

@Bruce-Leroy 4 жыл бұрын

I like my whale medium rare with a side of sea shepherd tears.😁

@jeffersontrucker8027 4 жыл бұрын

Yup .another precision strike by the kangaroo kids. The clown car is waiting back at your multi million dollar yacht club, paid for by other duffeses

@alterego3525 4 жыл бұрын

They are even more feckless at fighting than they are at sailing.

@ryanwaltr8292 3 жыл бұрын

Oh they got a sea sparrow

@user-co8uy5rb2s 11 ай бұрын

"TORA! TORA! TORA!"

@breakwindfarms5583 4 жыл бұрын

Just brutal

@brianjones8751 3 жыл бұрын

Someone should sneak on the sea shepherd and swap out their vegan burgers with beef 😅

@Confused-sf4de 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@routha3046 4 жыл бұрын

I love the taste of whale meat. & it makes me so happy that the Sea Shepard crew are so incompetent .

@ajappinen1007 4 жыл бұрын

@CaptainMcSplash no... or maby but he is just a troll.

@williamdooley4213 4 жыл бұрын

@CaptainMcSplash tastes like chicken!

@phillsmith3809 4 жыл бұрын

People eat whales it’s ok, like it’s ok to be white👌🏿

@williamdooley4213 4 жыл бұрын

@CaptainMcSplash I do so soyboys can cry.

@taliarose6573 4 жыл бұрын

Some day someone is gonna like the taste of your meat, fucking idiot.

@braxbonner5506 3 жыл бұрын

I hear they wring out their clothes to make the stink bombs.

@drx891 3 жыл бұрын

Sea Shepherd, a pirate group outlaw! Why don't you interfere with Norway, Russia or Iceland? Answer! Outlaw!

@104cannonball 3 жыл бұрын

What do you expect when your relying on kids. How hard is it to cross the bow of a slow ship with a $100,000 speed boat with a long rope?

@nephilly87 4 жыл бұрын

Wow

@franckrobben3364 4 жыл бұрын

Yet another video showing the incompetence of Watson and the rest of these clowns.

@reececherry3824 3 жыл бұрын

" I was trying to get along side so we could throw stuff at them" What is this shit, playground warfare?

@brandonochs1372 Жыл бұрын

I bet if they had a Iowa Class Battleship, they would stop illegal fishing pretty fast

@rickcruz3382 4 жыл бұрын

ROOKIE MISTAKE

@joseywilds3133 3 жыл бұрын

WTF is Santa doing on summer vacation these days, …………….. ooooohhhhhhhhhhh

@DeadFishCo 3 жыл бұрын

Wonder how many sea creatures suffer from all the acid bottles that don’t make the 🎯

@alexgalvan412 4 жыл бұрын

This show would be over if I was drivin da boat and that’s on roadkill.

@MT-tu8qd 4 жыл бұрын

Circus clowns

@89burni 3 жыл бұрын

the method it self is a bit controverse dont you think? what about just getting onto that ship and stopping it by hand?

@tonyr547 Жыл бұрын

Damn these guys are hilariously incompetent

@mec4703 3 жыл бұрын

They're trying ti disable my boat in the middle of the ocean? I'd sink them all

@astronautdolphindetective6908 2 жыл бұрын

the most clueless clowns on the sea

@alex_swe2432 3 жыл бұрын

Antifa of the seas, just sink them.

@daftwod 4 жыл бұрын

I was completely against whaling until that lizzo thing got loose!