Clidia + Cuntley = lesbian power couple

c u n t l e y is like trying to swear in cursive 😹😹😹😹😹😹

"But I like the name..." Why do these parents only care how they feel about their child's name? How could you not want to make sure your child isn't gonna have a hard time in life? I don't understand signing your child up for lifelong torment just because you have a personal preference. The narcissism and inconsideration is baffling!

Here in the USA, there are laws against and measures taken to prevent inappropriate license plates, on cars. But nothing that prevents inappropriate baby names. It's a damn free for all!!!!

I had a teacher who had to choose between her married name... Mrs Orgy or her maiden name... Mrs Gooch. Poor woman couldn't win lol

those names, what a tragedeigh

Here in the UK a BBC presenter became the butt of the joke on social media on a Saturday morning after he was sent to cover the petrol shortage during COVID times. Phil McCann was sent to a BP petrol station in Stockport which had run out of petrol

before I knew my daughter was a girl I was considering boy names and I really liked Jack..I told my BD about how much I adored the name without considering the last name..he point blank looked at me and asked "Do you hate your child?" "Jack Russell?" 💀🤦🏻‍♀️

Was helping my mum label envelopes for her job many years ago and came accross a "Pat Magroin". We still laugh about it to this day 😂😂

I once heard a woman shout out after her son, 'Odin! Odin!' In a shop I used to work. Few months later I heard another mum call after, 'Loki! Loki!' I wonder if they ever met lol

What you wanna bet that P. Ennis deliberately asked for an abbreviation in the yearbook 😂

Real campaign slogan from years ago where one politician Benjamin Dover lent his name in support of Richard Love who was running for an office. To fit the names on the the placards you would see on front lawns in the district, the placard read: Ben Dover for Love.

If your son is gonna be stuck with the last name Faartz, there's no first name that can save him. Might as well go full joke.

New Zealand posts a list of banned baby names every year. Absolute gold to look through

My dad, who would have been 89 now, was named Richard and went by Dick. In the early 70s when my brother (also named Richard, but went by Richie and then Rich) was around 8, 9, 10-ish, my dad would introduce himself to people by saying, "I'm big Dick, this is little Dick." My mom was mortified! Back then, us kids really didn't say dick as often as people do now... it was considered very rude cussing. I really didn't start using it until my dad died in '96 when I was an adult! I felt like it was okay then haha!

The news reporter on my local news station is named Anita Bath. I’m 48 and it always gives me a little giggle.

I used to work in our state legislature, and two senators named Ken Cox and Robert Butts shared a suite of offices. "Where are you going?" they'd ask. "Cox and Butts," I'd reply.

My father went to high school with a Michael Hunt AND a Richard Head. I've seen the yearbook. Parents must've just been more innocent in the 40s!

There was a Veterinary clinic in Sydney that had a Dr Lamb, Dr Chicken and Dr Woof. Not kidding.

I was an RN in the neonatal unit, and some parents named their daughter Rectalina. We all tried to talk them out of it, explaining why. They said they understood but thought it was pretty.

Some people I have actually known in my life, Hung Dong (machinist), Anita Mann (front office worker), Harry Cox (USMC buddy), Peter Littlewood, (client), Brook Trout (high school girlfriend), and while I was in the Marines at one point our Battalion CO and XO were literally Col. Sanders (actually a LtCol but close enough) and Major Payne, and best of all a buddy who joined the Navy was Tom Stain, who after basic training was officially "Seaman Stain".

Back in the 80s I was a teller supervisor in a bank near a university. Every autumn we had an influx of students opening accounts so there was a crowd in the lobby. One of the personal bankers come up and begged me to call the next person on the list. I refused, saying; “I am a gay guy and if you think I’m gonna walk around the lobby calling out for Mr. Long Dong, you’ve got another thing coming!!” Now maybe after work….. 😉😂🤣😂🤣

My last name is Butt. My mom took my dad’s last name. Her last name was Lewis. Me and my sister got teased a lot but we didn’t mind lol. It made us very popular in school as we were the infamous Butt sisters!!

Went to the E.R., found out I needed to have my appendix removed. The doctor on staff who did the surgery was named Dr. Dock. I'll never forget that name..lol.

My mother always said she believes it’s the job of the parent to give their kid a name that isn’t gonna get them bullied on the playground. Kids can be unnecessarily mean, but that doesn’t mean you hand them the ammo?! And all because you think it’s pretty, some people need better taste 😅

I can't quite sort out if Toni's laugh is obnoxiously delightful or delightfully obnoxious, but I love it so much! 😍

I can’t get enough of Toni’s laugh!! I love it 😂 And these two are such friendship goals!

At primary school we had to call each other by surname in my class was a Mustard. However at our last school photo they combined all the classes together for a group photo. Students were moved around according to their height etc. Still laugh at how they could have got it so wrong. When the 3 students put together was Mustard Pepper and Heins 😂

I just found a paper I'm using for a presentation and one of the authors names is Sho-ya Wang... And the journal is PNAS.

I used to work in a call center, and some of the names I came across were pretty crazy! One of my favorites was 'Phat Ho'. 😅

Long Wang is leaning in? 😂 His nickname is Tripod.

Poor Clydia... oh my god. ... and Cuntley...

As a teacher I have encountered many unique names. However, the most interesting one was the little girl named Crayola. Spelled and pronounced like the crayon.

In college we had a lecturer with the surname Mutton (though she pronounced it mooo-tonn in an exaggerated Hyacinth Bucket fashion). Only in the second year did we find out the fiance she had, and didn't marry, that his surname was Schaap (sheep in Dutch) 😂

I was working as a records clerk at a local university when a student came in with a question about her record. I asked her last name and found 2 records for students with her last name enrolled for summer term in A&S (Arts& Sciences). I saw that one of the first names had surely been mistyped (Viginer), so I asked, "Are you Ann or Virginia, and I will need to see your ID. " Clearly, she took high umbrage, because she straightened her shoulders and told me rather coldly and loudly, "My name is NOT Virginia. It's Viginer! " which she pronounced with the first "i" short and the second one long, sounding very much like Vagina said with a Boston accent, with "A"s often pronounced "er". It was all I could do to keep a straight face while I apologized for my mistake as I watched heads turn in our direction throughout the room with hands over their mouths to keep from laughing aloud.

I had a customer once a Mr Cox, his son had a baby and called said baby Issac, so Issac Cox😊😅

I worked for a primary school for a year, helping out with registrations.. there weren't as many strange ones as you'd think, but a doozy of one who stood out was the father who was registering his kid, his identity document stated his was Hitler Germany. I kid you not. And he wasn't Aryan, but African.

My mom was born in 1960s and some of her school mates' parents were hippies. She has two friends named Peter Rabbit and Sky Blue. Peter also had a younger sister named Bunny 🤣. My mom had a 'normal' name as she was named after Marilyn Monroe ❤

My aunt has a former cowoerker at her real estate job named Dorkus. When she left there were tons of for sale signs with her name still on them. Not even joking, my aunt still to this day sticks Dorkus's for sale signs wherever she goes to travel. All over the world. If yall ever see one, It could have been her lol. (the number in it is through the company, dorkus is not getting calls from people just so yall aren't concerned)

I had a professor whose last name was Little. She married and refused to take her husband's last name. She also refused to hyphen it. His last name was HEAD. So she could have been Dr. Little-Head. Also I had a professor whose last name was Booty. He walked into class saying "Yes my last name is Booty. It is not Seymour or Harry Booty, its just Michael Booty.

There was a racecar driver in America called Dick Trickle. Hand to god! *snicker

Cracked up!! Thanks for making me feel better about being named Tuesday hahahahahaha

On the photo of Mrs Weiner and Butt, there's a border around the photo with words which makes it, to me, even funnier if you read it: "Weiner and Butt, all the parts your car will ever need..."

We had a client named Dick Handler. Dr Dick Handler. Why Dick? Why not Richard or Rick? 😂

In the US, I don't think there are any federal laws on naming your kids. But some states have a few regulations. Mostly just saying no symbols or numbers, though. So in most states, you can name your kids pretty much what ever you want.

My ex husband was telling me about a birth announcement he saw in the paper once. This lovely couple with the last name of Peacock had named their new son Andrew. Drew. Peacock.

One way you could write Long Wang in Chinese characters is 龙王, which means "dragon king". Although, that's probably not how our boy Long Wang writes it, especially since Wang is his surname (and surnames come first in Chinese, but many Chinese people living in Western countries give their names use the Western order).

You two are HILARIOUS! LOVE this podcast! One of my absolute favourites!!! ♥️

I once knew a kid whose last name was hyphenated with both her parents' last names. Her last name(s) were Power-Granter. The most powerful name I've ever heard.

Guys!!! I just found y'all and you have lifted me from my depression! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂 My mom's old elementary school principal was named ... Harry O. Ball...🤣 It's written on her certificate for passing the 5th grade 😅 And I knew a lady named Anita Cox and in the phone book was a lady named Rusty Cox 😅

I'm not sure if parents were more innocent or more sinister back then... I went to school with Richard Gay (insisted on Richard btw) and at my first job I worked with Benjamin Dover (insisted on Benjamin btw) both would have been born mid 70s and named then!

I went to high school in a Texas town, and I went to school with a guy named Little Harold. His Dad was Harold, and rather than naming him Harold, Jr., they named him Little Harold - first legal name Little. And everyone CALLED him Little, rather than Little Harold. And he was about 6'4" tall (192cm). And don't forget Governor of Texas Jim Hogg, who named his daughter Ima (who was absolutely gorgeous by the way)

mr. worthy was worth this video. Ryan great set up! I love you Toni. I love you Ryan.

I nearly spilled my drink..lol.. ya'll so funny!.

Here's the thing about Long Wang... in Asian countries they say the family(sir) name first and the individual name last.. so as Wang is traditionally a Chinese name, in China he would be called Wang Long. Either way you say it, he's better off than poor Dick Smalley.

That sigh at the that end! 😂

One of the first colleagues I met on my first 'professional' job was Richard Windmill, he went by 'Dickie'.. Needless to say it was a tough introduction!

“As much as he can be” did not get enough love as a joke

It's like watching a sketch from SNL...... except in Australia like news feed 😂😂😂😂

The actor named Ryder Strong has always given me a giggle.

I used to work with a guy named Mike Hum

My mother grew up with a girl named "Ima" (pronounced like "I'm a") and she got married. Her married name was Ima Pig. She also knew a baby named Humphsa Aquarius (but it was the Zodiac sign). That was the 70s.

Had a neighbour named Annie, which is fine, unless your surname is Frank. 😅😂

When I worked in an independant little shop, one of our frequent customers was Mr Fiddler 😭

My daughter went to school with a boy called Lucifer 🤔

I remember watching a clip from a British gameshow and one of questions involved a german athlete named Fanny Chmelar😂 i feel so bad for laughing but damn😂

My grand mother was called Fanny Blower god bless and rip but there was always a snigger, laugh behind the hand every time her name was brought up😂

😂 "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?!" ... Porky's was a hilarious movie.

The National Hockey League here in North America holds a handful of outdoor games each season and usually bring in military vets or servicemen from the US and Canada to do their National Anthems. I remember a handful of years ago in Lake Placid, Sgt. Dusty Gooch got the nod for the US anthem and twitter was having a time with it

My daughter was born with a cleft pallet. Her ENT specialist surgeon is Dr Slaughter...😂 One of the best in Queensland

Back in high school there was a kid named Benjamin who went by Ben, and unfortunately his last name was Dover. I remember during one of my classes he got called down to the office over the intercom, "Can Ben Dover please come to the office." I'm pretty sure it was after that he started going by his full name.

that dr rollo koster gets me 😂😂😂😂😂

I worked in a hotel years ago and checked in two little old ladies to a twin bed room, their names were Mrs Shepherd and Mrs Pye. 😂❤ made my year that did.

Best story I have about bad names. My mom was a nurse, had all sorts, but this was just epic. She walks into a room with a young boy and reads the chart. His name is listed as GeorgeMichael. All run together like that. So she asks about what GeorgeMichael is here for today. The kid's mom rolls her eyes. My mom says "Oh, sorry, is that not how your pronounce it?". The kid's mom sighs and says, "The George is silent!".

The Medical Centre where I grew up had a Dr Savage and Dr Gore and the Dentist was Dr Capp 😆

My daughter met a lady who was a resident at the nursing home where my daughter worked. The sweet little old lady was named Erma Gurd. I was like oh that’s unfortunate lol.

I used to play with a youth orchestra every week where there was a genuine lad named Isaac Hunt and a girl named Helen Bach.

One I saw years ago was a marathon running called Aaron Farr. 😂

My nephew has a teacher named Ms Butt. We attended his middle school graduation, and my dad couldn't stop giggling every time they said her name!

There is a beautiful, talented news reporter in BC Canada named Anita Bathe.

When I taught kindergarten I had a student named Hung Lo. Later I taught high schrewl and I had Urina and Nausea among others.

My mother went to high school with a Snow Ball, and I had a teacher who went to school with a Tweety Boyd.

I went to school with a Crystal Lear. Her middle name was Shanda. Also worked with a Justin Thyme.

Hahaaa, this gave me such a good laugh 😅

My old boss's brother is named Mike Hunt... We always laughed about it

Much love from the US. Love these 2....so funny! ❤

There is a local politician that lives near me... His name..? Dick Dickerson.. I mean... That's not that bad... At least they go together ☠️😹☠️

A couple of high school classmates HAD TO get married and became Mr & Mrs Lear. Their daughter was born and they named her Shanda! ("Whatcha doing today Shanda Lear?", "Just hanging around.") 🤣

A long time ago there was a dog food advert in Britain with the previous year's Crufts winner and its owner, Richard Head, from back in the days when Richard was usually shortened to... Dick. What a wonderful childhood he must have had.

I met a guy named Shithead ( pronounced "SHA THEED") Also a girl named ANA BOX ( they pronounced her name as " ONA".

"Hello I'm Dr. Rollo-Koster and I'll be taking care of you." weakly: *cough* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I had a middle eastern classmate named Ufaq. Because her name was pronounced like cursing in English, the school made her pick a new name.

Second one has Toni falling right into the Scunthorpe problem.

My colleague took her husbands name: Vagg 😂

Saw the school picture and I remembered that, when I met my wife she was a kindergarten teacher. Her surname began with Y so the class, in the Australia tradition, was named KY!

There was this girl in our server called Jenny Tahlia (Tahlia also happens to be a popular book retailer)

In my rural USA Bible belt area high school our US style football coach was named Coach Buts and Coach Self. And coach Self’s first name was Jackson. Not lying, no one else’s story that I heard of. Literally, we had school announcements over the intercom telling Jack Self he has a call.

I had a teacher in school called Mrs Porker. And she was very large and had very pink skin. She was relentlessly tortured for it, so in the end she asked all the students to call her Miss Maryanne, which was her first name. I felt really sorry for her.

I had a classmate in Uni whose name was Bitchie. She was the sweetest and I always felt bad when people would shorten her name when calling her, like "Hey B*tch". I question her parent's decision to this day.