11:34 ‘Did she put her son in the oven?’….. granted Toni looked horrified, but this is the moment where we realize Toni’s mind is a dark dark place 😂😂

As someone who has taken a lot of developmental psych classes, I can tell you that this obsession/repetition phase is very common in adolescence. I taught middle school, and have had students who were obsessed with specific countries, bands/singers, colors, animals, celebrities, beverages, foods etc. You name it, and I can guarantee an 11-14-year-old somewhere has spent a LOT of time on it. I think there's something almost comforting about it to our brains at that age. No need to be embarrassed--best to just have a good laugh at your younger self and move on.

My story: I was in love with a boy at school so I wrote his name really small in hidden places all over my house, to be a special thing only ‘we’ Knew about. 30y later I’m raising my 18yo daughter in the same house, and she wants to really know who this random person is and why it’s hidden all over the house

As a fish tank girl with five bettas with 20 gallon tanks, i cannot relate to regretting telling others not to be abusive fish keepers. 😂 i dont bully anyone, but bettas deserve better. Theyre bred by the millions to live short, agonizing lives forgotten in tiny containers not fit for any animal to live in. Regret the bullying, maybe, but never apologize for loving and advocating for animals who cant advocate for themselves.

I’m allergic to cinnamon! What’s even crazier is that I was adopted and my adoptive dad and my adoptive sister are also both allergic to cinnamon.

I think the beta fish kid was totally justified! 😂 Some people truly abuse their pets.

I love watching Toni laugh with her whole heart. I can’t help but join in.

In America, people keep Beta fish in tiny decorative "bowls" or vases about 10-15cm across. I'm not a fish person, but even I think it's cruel!

I once had a fish tank full of fish. Turns out, the filter was too large for the tank so many of them met their demise in the grates of the filter. The others? Well...they met their fate inside of a fish named Tito. All except one: Phyllis. Tito and Phyllis were both strong. But obviously, Tito was a bully. His existence pissed me off. I shat talked Tito every day. Well...one day, I came home from class and my cat, Howard, was sitting in the dining room...still as can be...looking up at me in such a way, it made me concerned. Then I saw him...Tito...laying dead on the ground in front of Howard. Howard had had enough of Tito's shit. Did he eat him? No. He played and poked Tito till his very last breath. Phyllis was the lone survivor. Howard loved Phyllis. And Phyllis, Howard. Phyllis lived for EIGHT YEARS. She lived in four different apartments with me and Howard. She died in 2016 at the ripe old age of eight. How I loved that fish. I will never have a fish again. No one could ever top the awesomeness that was Phyllis. 🐟

The irony of the diabetic story is in fact very funny. I love that kind of humour. I'm afraid of taking medication due to childhood trauma and will only take some unless absolutely necessary. Plot twist: I now need medication to stay alive. The universe pulled a hard uno-reverse there. Hilarious. XD

Toni's laugh is both infectious and the cure for the daily blues. Thank you for making the day a little better. Much love for you both from the United States.

I had a friend in college that decided to do the Orange Challenge, you only eat orange coloured things - carrots, oranges, freezies, orange mentos. everything, for a month. Except he hated oranges and carrots, so he only ate orange fruit loops and orange creamcicles and fanta and orange pop (not orange juice) for that entire month. By the end he wasn't feeling great (surprise surprise) and went to the doctor. Doctor does some tests, comes back to him and says "I've never had to say this to anyone before, but you have Scurvy."

It cracks me up that the woman went to hospitality school to work at the Dragonfly Inn Connecticut. The Inn is definately a set seeing as it was the home of the Waltons in Virginia in the 70's . The first time I saw it on Gilmore Girls I yelled Goodnight John Boy!

11:30 I laughed so hard at the reaction “put her son in the oven” that I stopped breathing, passed out, cutting above my eye. Toni kills me 😂

If it counts for anything, this is the only ad on a podcast I have ever fully listened to. So take that, Paramount+

I wish a weekly video podcast would be posted I’d watch every one.

..yes the "I now have diabetes!" was funny! especially that delivery. i smirked or chuckled along with all the stories, but that shit made me burst.

I was OBSESSED with the Lord of the Rings.... when i found out it was being made here in NZ, i plastered all 4 walls of my room (FLOOR TO CEILING 😂) in anything related to the LOTR. It was a sad day when i moved out of home and had to take them down.

I’ve been on a binge watching fest and have been laughing for a hour now!! Love them!! 💜

I've had such a horrible time at home these past 2 weeks but Toni and Ryan always make me forget my troubles and make me laugh to the point where I almost pee myself. I love this crew so much! ✌🏼🖤

Toni's laugh is SO contagious 🤣

When I began dating my hubs, it was twilight era and he is very pale (post sunning in college and realizing his fam don’t fair well with sun damage). A few of my friends and sisters’ friends were obsessed with him as he did, indeed, look like Robert at the time. I understand Toni, I understand! Also, the man has barely aged in the last thirteen years. Should I be worried? 😂

Don’t worry Toni, I too was uncomfortably obsessed with RPatz… and one of my moms good friends happens to live in Forks 😂😂😂 I had so much merch

If he left her on the floor crying he probably wanted to say no. Maybe her hyperventilation saved her from hearing mean things.

I’m currently obsessed with their podcast and this KZfaq channel. I’m binge watching all of their videos

'beta' fish in that accent sounded like 'better' fish and I was like what? lolol

Joshua Jackson is the younger version of George Clooney. I fell head over heels with Joshua Jackson in the Mighty Ducks and then again in the series Fringe. Heart-throb

I have food obsessions that started when I was first pregnant. So when I was pregnant I got addicted to Cadbury Easter eggs & was buying them by the box so I would still have these Easter eggs post Easter, then it was peanut butter etc. Many yrs later I’m still dealing with these obsessive food choices that spring out of nowhere. I’ll be over a friends house and try a chocolate I’ve never tried and I’m on that choc like a drug for months until another food comes along that kills that last one. It’s nuts I hate & love it at the same time

The guy I wanted to ask me to a dance in 3rd year actually asked me. I freaked out so much I just started screaming “no” and I couldn’t figure out why I kept saying no. I was seriously trying to say “I would like to go but I need to ask my parents.” He avoided me after that, even though I was trying to tell him I wanted to with him. I don’t blame him though… I did keep yelling no. 😂

When I see Joshua Jackson, I think of Fringe...

I used to be like the fish person but with The Legend Of Zelda. I would get so mad over people making mistakes about it. I still love it but I've cooled off alot.

Here's a long one!....I think I was around 11 years old when I was obsessed with this boy in my class. He was super popular though and I most definitely was not. After weeks of watching him from afar and writing about him in my diary, I finally worked up the nerve to write him a love letter. But I was going to do it anonymously. I was too afraid to straight out say it was me. My hope was that he would become obsessed with this mysterious girl who sent him a letter. To the point where he could only think of her and when I finally revealed it was me, he would fall madly in love with me XD Being in a time before home computers and printers were common, I asked my mom to write the letter for me so he wouldn't recognize my handwriting (Looking back now, I don't know how he would have, LOL). It was super embarrassing because my mom giggled her head off the entire time and kept asking to put super lovey-dovey quotes into it.... The next day I waited to put the note in his desk (our grade was the last year before we got lockers, so our only storage was the cubby under the desk.) We always had a bathroom/drink break at the same time, and this became part of my plan. I wanted everyone to leave the class so I could go past his desk (which happens to be in the opposite direction for me to leave) and slip the note in. Unfortunately, some kids stayed behind. I waited so long for them to leave that other kids started to come back. I knew my window of opportunity was closing, so I just hurried over to his desk, tossed it in and quickly left to get a drink.... I *thought* I had made it without being seen. Boy was I wrong.... Not long after, we all went to gym. My crush approached me, letter in hand. He asked nicely if I gave it to him, but I saw all his friends standing back and laughing their heads off. I quickly realized I had just made the worst mistake ever. He wasn't going to reciprocate my feelings; I was about to be set up to be teased mercilessly. So, I did what any self-respecting tween would do...and lied through my teeth. Nope, not me, I did not write that. (not a total lie, since my mom technically wrote it, LOL). Crush then stood in front of the class and asked who sent him the letter. He wanted to know since it was so sweet. I kept my lips sealed even though everyone's eyes were on me. A few moments later, one of his friends and most popular mean-girl in the class, jumped up and said, "It was me! I did it! I like you!".... It was so blaringly obvious that they were trying to pull a reverse psychology trick and get me to say, 'No you didn't! I did!', but I wasn't going to fall for that. I continued to stay quiet. Finally, the day ended, and I crossed his name out of every diary entry that mentioned him, vowing to never like him again...Instead, I started to crush on his best friend! Thankfully, I learned my lesson and never sent him a love letter!

Colour Contact books I thought Toni was talking about yellow contact lenses

Currently breastfeeding, and my son is allergic to dairy. It's been 6 months without cheese, ranch, or ice cream. I'm not okay 😅

As a teenager, I was balls-to-the-walls OBSESSED with the musical CATS. I gave all of my friends CATS names like Tumblebrutis and Bombalurina, made them watch the pro-shot on repeat, and would dance alone in my room to the choreography (not a dancer). This all culminated in me being cast in an abridged, dubbed production of CATS on Ice the summer before college (not a figure skater). Today, I'm still ready to die on a hill for CATS and will shoot down any ties to the 2019 film. Fuck the film!!

I loved this and felt like it was so new for you guys. Loved it. ❤

Yes!!! Keep the video sponsoring coming!!

I had a huge Joshua Jackson obsession. Even still....he'd be on my laminated celebrity card 😂

My mom used to do the exact same for me - I was just as big of a fan! One of the very special memories I have of my late mother 💓

OHH JOSHUA JACKSON FROM FRINGE. That's what I say. Who's with me??

You two make me laugh so hard 😂 Hello from Canada 🇨🇦

It tells you everything about my middle school and high school experiences with boys that I physically contracted into myself waiting for the shit to hit the fan with poor Francine. Honestly went better than I anticipated 😂

my mom kept putting a quarter gallon of SUGAR into her gallon of koolaid, we were going through sugar weekly, like a 15-20 pound BAG of sugar, something that used to take months to go through with a family of 4, now shes a type 2 diabetic, I screamed at her plenty about how much sugar she uses. Been in many fights and now one 3 day trip to the ER shes not allowed to have any sugar.

I go through phases of obsessions, it started when I was 7 & loved Junie B Jones books more than life itself. The obsessions that stuck are my endless love for the history of civilization & Harry Potter. 😅

Omg!! I’m 54 in the US and I have had Robert Pattinson themed parties and I always bake a birthday cake on May 13th for his birthday!! Perfectly normal, right??? 😂

I shit you not, the next video I clicked on of yours started with a froot loop ad! I didn’t know whether to laugh or not.. love the content guys! You two make my day ❤

As a diabetic that love Fruit Loops, Magic Spoon - Fruity ceral is very close and a low carb. Its expensive, but good if you really want it

Tonis "call me" at the end 😂

To Chloe from Syndey - as an adult participating in fish forums (AusAqua etc) and breeding Betta circa 2005 - 2010 just wanted you to know - it's OK 😂 you did not hurt our feelings 😂 😂 😂

I also was a Twihard and my cupboard doors was covered in cutout photos of the Twilight Series. 😂😂

For me it was Taylor Lautner.... I had a to scale cardboard cut out of him from the twilight movies- the kind of card board cut outs you get from the movie theater. This cardboard character stood in my bedroom for 6 years, and I would take time each week to dust it. Sometimes I would talk to it- not full conversations but like the young teenage idyllic "what do you think of my outfit?" on my way out the door for school in the morning.... I was in high school. I was a senior in highschool asking cardboard if it liked my outfit. Halloween of my senior year, I put on a really big fake engagement ring and the most expensive clothes I owned, which in the 2010's included leapord print, and carried the cardboard cut out of Taylor Lautner around. I told everyone that for Halloween I was Taylor Lautners wife. I went to a summer camp ever year, and my senior year of highschool year I took the cardboard cutout with me. I was ruthlessly made fun of, to the point that the counselors wanted me to fold him up and store him under my bunk because they were sick of me yelling at people saying reasonable comments like "aren't you too old for that?" and "why do you even have that?" I always passionately defended my obsession with the purple rage fits a nerd takes to defending dnd. I didn't actually fold up the damn cardboard cutout until the week OF MY WEDDING..... I figured..... well I'm not marrying him, so I should do my future husband a favor and go ahead and discard him. I was 20. 20 years old before I threw it away.

as a fish person who also had/has a beta fish obsession, I accept this personal critique in stride

My obsession story: so obsessed with pool I started skipping class (uni student) to play. Literally had six papers to write in a week but still played for eight hours one of the nights that week. Sad thing is I’m not even good

Toni and Ryan are my new favourite people. I'm not a podcast person and generally don't listen to *any*, but I never miss an episode of Tonu and Ryan

I’m my late teens, early 20’s I was O SESSED with Buffy the vampire Slayer, in 6 seasons, I only missed watching ONE episode live, and that was because I went on a family holiday with no tv- I still got my friend to record it for me. I used to tape and rewatch each episode for the 7days after it aired, and there are still a few episodes I’m sure I could quote the ENTIRE episode from start to finish- despite not having watched the show for nearly 15 years!🤷‍♀️😅😂🥰

"I don't know if that's so nice or really sad" Aww Tonys mum misusing office resources is sweet. The fact she had to do that is pretty sad. But I do love passionate people!

I’m so obsessed with Asian dramas that in the past 10 years- I can count on one hand the number of times I love watched ANYTHING in the English Language/without subtitles!🤷‍♀️👍🏻😅🥰 (the last thing I watched in English was “Wednesday”)

Toni I was also a #twihard, I had a shrine of Twilight posters (cutouts from magazines and printed photos) on my bedroom wall above my bedhead, and I was a forum gal (I spent every day on Twilighters Anonymous)💀. Twilight was my entire personality between ages 12-15, and tapered off around 16. What makes matters worse is that I was that unpopular kid in Year 7 with underdeveloped social skills whose only friend was in the year below, so I was bullied anyway and then I became obsessed with Twilight, before the movies came out, so everyone in my class bullied me for it and even wrote "Twilight sucks" all over my Year 7 leavers shirt when everyone was signing their goodbye messages. The kicker is, when I got to high school at the start of Year 8, a couple months after the first movie was released, my primary school bullies ran up to me going "Zosia!! We watched Twilight and it's AMAZING!!" 😡😡 Also, my twilight obsession makes sense in hindsight now knowing I was an undiagnosed lil ADHDer (and now provisionally registered psychologist). My question to these commenters with past all-encompassing obsessions- are you perchance neurodivergent?? 🤔 Some of these obsessions read as autistic special interests or ADHD hyperfixations

Okay, so my obsession was with Nick Carter from the backstreet boys. I wish I could say I was 13, but I was like 23 years old. Back then we couldn't see our fave celebs on youtube, so when they came on tv, you had to get a VHS tape to record it, so you could watch it over and over. I remember being at my boyfriends who looked just like Nick and finding out the Backstreet boys were going to be on TV and I called my mom and told she had to tape it. I lost it when she said she wouldn't. (Again I'm 23 years old) So my bf who looked like Nick, cheated on me. I no longer find Nick Carter attractive but I think that's due to my ex. He ruined Nick Carter for me lol.

Toni, I have an Edward doll still pristine in its box…. I am nearly 53 years old….. I also have a wrist sweatband with the family crest on it….

Toni says what is in my head!!! 🤣 Love her so much ❤❤

Toni thinking Mel Davies put her son in the oven had me cackling🤣🤣 priceless

I was so unhealthily obsessed with the band Green Day. I still adore them but I’ll just say this…I, a 13 year old, was also in an online MSN or Yahoo messenger relationship with Billie Joe Armstrong. For sure it was real.

I love you guys!

I will never skip one of the ads you two do.

How hilarious would it be if Toni every got to meet Robert Pattinson 😂

I’m in love with TONY 😂😂😂

You don't have to slam millions of fish lovers because you don't get it. Obviously, there is something beautiful and fulfilling in keeping fish that you don't understand. I have all sorts of animals, but there is something wholesome in planting and maintaining an underwater garden with some beautiful fish.

I’m still obsessed with the same things I was obsessed with as a kid. I wish I was cool.

I dated someone in 2011 who still is the biggest twihard stan to this day. All because his name is edward and he likes vampires and was into bondage. And that didnt bother me. What bothered me was while we were dating, for only a month, he told me he put an ad on craigslist to find him a wife and me a mistress and i would then be put into a chastity belt and chained to the bed, with enough chain to only use the bathroom. Never to leave the room. I left so fast and blocked him. A few years later he messages me asking how i am, i look on fb, he is married now. I didnt even hesitate in re-blocking him again. He tried a few years later too. Instant block. Its been a few years since that block, nothing from him, but i dont really use facebook anymore or the game we met on.

You know what’s endearing?? Toni. ❤

Love that other people are also obsessed with Gilmore Girls! 😍🥰

Getting on the loops...my new obsession

I’d love to see this whole episode. 😂 I wonder what he was going to say before she reminded him of that gem! 😂🤣

My obsession is Trent Reznor from NIN! 1st serious boyfriend accused me of wanting to cheat because I said if I had the opportunity I would totally fudge Trent Reznor! He broke up with me... I won a competition to meet NIN and that guy reappeared to ask if his arm muscles were bigger than Trent's 😂 I said yeah yours are bigger... but they WEREN'T lol then my next boyfriend said he wasn't ok with my facial expressions when I talked about Trent! He said he wanted to kill the love i had! 🤣 never came close!! Love you Trent ❤❤❤❤ 😂

i had a crush on a 9th grade boy that was the captain of the swim team who looked like a professional surfer/model. i was in 7th grade and the moment i saw him i was in love. so one day at lunch his friend caught me starting at my crush and he tapped his friend and pointed at me. i was mortified and looked down at my lunch table. the next day i got a note from one of the popular girls who bullied me in P.E. i nervously i opened the note and unexpectedly it was from my crush and he had gave me his phone number. i was so happy and excited but my sister reminded that my bully could have found out about me looking at my crush and decided to mess with me so they could bully me more if i called the number. so i got too scared to ever call but i always kept the note and i would admire him from a far till he graduated. flash forward me now 25 finds my school crush on Facebook. so i message him and tell him i did get the note he wrote me in school but was too scared to call but i did always like him. he did message me back he said he did remember me and he said he liked me a lot too but when i never called he thought maybe i didn’t like him after all. but unfortunately he had a gf and a baby on the way. we’re still friends on fb but we don’t talk to respect his relationship. me 33 he’s now single now on fb and so am but i just got out of a very abusive 4 year long relationship so i’m still putting myself back together again. i still look at his fb and like his posts. maybe one day we will finally be together you never know.

My obsession was the Backstreet Boys! My bedroom walls were completely covered from floor to ceiling and my entire ceiling around the light...I knew their favorite colors, full names, where they were from, their birthdays, etc...and I still love them to this day... and I'm still a #Twihard

IKEA veggie dogs are like vegetables in a tube. They did not get the memo but I’m here for it.

My brother married into a kind of psychotic family. His sister-in-law decided McDonald’s fries were the shit. That is literally the only thing she ate from 18 to 35. 3 to 5 times a day, every day of the week. She had her first heart attack at 35. And celebrate it, her family went and got McDonald’s and ate it in front of her. There’s your obsession

There's only one thing I remember actually being obsessed with as a kid and that was the movie Land of the Lost with Will Ferrell and Danny McBride. Blockbuster still existed at the time, so every single Friday my dad would take my sister and me to blockbuster and we got to pick one movie each. For probably a whole year I always picked that movie. I could recite most of it by the end of that year. It's been about 10 years since the last time I watched it and I'm sure I could recite half of it by heart if I were to watch it tomorrow

Two boats, two fridges, a freezer, but no printer.

Fellow twihard here. I'm 29, when Toni said back in the day we didn't have a printer I got confused about Toni's age. Turns out we're the same age xD Maybe Australia didn't have printers? Because we most certainly did and I most certainly did printout rpatz images to cover my dayplanner and room and laptop.

Yellow and green are absolutely and truly my favorite colors

I relate hard to the diabetes one. I get obsessed with a certain food and that's all I want to eat. It was chocolate chip muffins for years. Recently my obsession is Iced Cappuccinos from Tim Hortons. Might be an addiction thing? It's always sugar or carbs. But yeah now I have diabetes lol. It was caught early so I don't need insulin. Just a couple pills a day and try to be healthier.

“Better fish”😂😂

An obsession I had began in 2nd grade, and it was with even numbers. Everything I did, from steps to the classroom, to clapping at assembly, to number of times I chewed my food, had to be in even numbers. In adulthood I realized it was OCD due to a difficult home environment, but my gosh was it all consuming. I'm genuinely surprised not one of my teachers thought it was odd enough to mention at a parent teacher conference. Side note, I'm much better now as a 40 year old, so proof positive kids can grow out of their idiosyncrasies with enough counseling.

1:15 yes me too! Absolutely loved twilight and robert pattinson!😂 😂 and also the vampire diaries, so much so I named my son Damon.

i was soo obsessed with cats when i was young that i brought a XXL dog bed and put that on top on my mattress, i would sleep curled up in the dog bed under my blanket and pretend i was a cat. ( i also wore cat gloves and ears to like 18 months)

Gettin our "Loop On"

I am so obsessed with frogs that I have a shelf in my room dedicated only to holding frog statues. I have over 60.

“Maybe she forgot” 😆

I'm a fellow Toni, but I was with Ryan on the JJ from the Ducks. 😂

I loved her at Twilight and she just slapped me in the face with the betta fish. I mean I’m not in fish forums or anything but i do dedicate a lot of time on my fish. BETTA FISH are so delicate. I kid you not. Thanks for shitting on my hobby 🥲

The phrase, “funny thing is” is the equivałent to “what's ironic is.”

I think the phenomenon of covering your textbooks at the start of the school year is entombed in our past and the memory will die with us.

joshua jaskson is the mighty ducks to me oh you guys crack me up i had tears from laughing too much the fruit loops though lol oh do we know what type of diabetic

well from a cute kid side of things my son swore up and down when he was 10yrs old he was going to leave home to become a Pokémon trainer just like Ash in the mean time he practiced running every day ..lol it was so cute ..he is now 26yrs old

I worked with this guy and became totally obsessed with him.... the reason for the obsession was, i broke up with my boyfriend after 10 years - from 16 to 26 and he was the "only" one i had been with. Then after the terrible break up, i realised how many guys were after me... not trying to make out as though im hot... but guys were interested. And the first guy to show interest was this guy at work. I WAS OBSESSED. BAD. I would fantasize about us, and then one night we did the do. and boy did the fantasy end really quickly. he was not what i fantasized about. sometimes it's best just to fantasize. It was awkward at work...

Trix and Fruity Pebbles are so much better than Froot Loops. Also fun fact: Every loop is the same flavor, the different colors don't taste different.

This. Makes me feel better 😂😂😂 As someone who was obsessed with this boy in MS & HS and when i look back how i acted with him (he was a close friend) i CRINGE and just block it out it is so embarrassing…. Fast forward 15 years, through a MIRACLE LOL he is still my oldest friend, my husband was in his wedding and he is my children's GOD FATHER 😂😂 He is the true GOAT