"Do You Want to Have a Threesome?" | House M.D.
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From Season 7 Episode 13 ''Two Stories'': House (Hugh Laurie) participates in a school career day---and breaks rules by sharing explicit medical stories. Later, two fifth graders (guest stars Austin Michael Coleman and Haley Pullos) assess House's relationship troubles with Cuddy (Lisa Edelstein), and try to help him understand the role that his selfish antics play in them.
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@ryanchetwynd 9 ай бұрын
Love the fact House genuinely smiles after the kid gets his ghostbusters reference
@BlackBirds93 8 ай бұрын
I did not understand that reference and still do not but glad House approved of the kid
@teamstihlracing 7 ай бұрын
I forgot all about this scene, died laughing at the reference.
@welcometothenextstep6496 3 ай бұрын
@@BlackBirds93 It's a dialogue from the movie
@RegReg02 23 күн бұрын
@@BlackBirds93 the scene where Bill Murray's girlfriend is possessed and sleeping then starts levitating above the covers while he's on the phone with his colleagues is the reference. in the scene he's mentioning how she's sleeping "4 feet above the covers" because she's most likely possessed
@boopbop6717 Жыл бұрын
love how theres just some random like 9 year old kid whose just insanely pop culture or at least movie reference fluent
@brandonkey181 Жыл бұрын
tbf i was pretty familiar with that movie at that age
@bobbierobinson6269 Жыл бұрын
My family watched a lot of TV and movies.
@michaelventrce1447 Жыл бұрын
@@brandonkey181tbf that movie was a lot more prevalent at your age
@dingpart1 Жыл бұрын
I'd say that's pretty accurate to real life, there always seemed to be that one kid who would quote anything and everything.
@brandonkey181 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelventrce1447 also a fair point
@hsimin Жыл бұрын
"Getting a kind of a bossy vibe, I take it you're into that.." "Don't answer." LOL
@damirserbanovic 4 ай бұрын
those kids were amazing
@lindz151074 3 ай бұрын
That's what she said.
@spideyocd 3 ай бұрын
I think the girl is now a known actres.but I can't figure out the name
@tajniak4335 3 ай бұрын
Says a man who literally dates his boss
@FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks Ай бұрын
@@spideyocdI'm getting a vibe of jo from supernatural. But I'm pretty sure they aired during similar years so it's not possible
@MaxwellsDemon9 Жыл бұрын
The fictionalized version of the team's encounter with the coughing guy is one of the funniest scenes in the series.
@kevinwaag9976 Жыл бұрын
because that's the recipe of their characters ^^
@wobby1268 Жыл бұрын
It is! Unfortunately, it's also the high point of this rather tedious and aching-to-be-arch episode.
@MaxwellsDemon9 Жыл бұрын
@@kevinwaag9976 Exactly!
@darshjoshi1641 9 ай бұрын
It's gold!
@Satans_Little_Helper 9 ай бұрын
Jesus I know. I came here looking for this comment. "We need a chest CT." 😂
@andres177 Жыл бұрын
"You can't talk to her like that! , Im telling cuddy." I laughed so hard!!
@tapioca8436 9 ай бұрын
House tells his stories in such vivid detail, it’s almost like I can see and hear the characters.
@PaddyRoon7 8 ай бұрын
The receptionist turning around when he said "prove it" was perfect lmao
@andres177 Жыл бұрын
House testing the kid with Ghostbusters, that smirk says he was enjoying that moment.
@YourSoGolden-mr3my Жыл бұрын
“because YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH”
@johnsmith-jq1uc 17 күн бұрын
grr
@travisjohnson6703 10 ай бұрын
House becoming a delinquent school teacher post-disappearance would be hilarious.
@irishboy_pa Жыл бұрын
It's sad the younger girl is more adult. Also House saying prove it, by telling your story. Almost got himself in very big trouble 😂😂
@irishboy_pa Жыл бұрын
@@fomora12 yeah and the sky is blue
@Aniyoma Жыл бұрын
Bro it’s a tv show
@DrJ-hx7wv Жыл бұрын
@@Aniyoma you don't read much, I presume
@Vaul. Жыл бұрын
@@DrJ-hx7wv you sound like you have some sort of complex going on
@smurfyday Жыл бұрын
Like the Mentalist said, conmen eventually fall for their own cons. Or as the old saying went, the easiest person to lie to is ourselves
@alienduce6755 Жыл бұрын
Writers went full sharp comedy on this one
@annwrog 10 ай бұрын
"I'm on a diet." The most perfect line. No salad for you!!
@jakepullman4914 9 ай бұрын
Well, not perfect. I mean, what kind of diet doesn't allow salad?
@trapd00rspider 8 ай бұрын
If it were written today she'd say she's intermittent fasting.
@richard63 7 ай бұрын
....and no mayonnaise for her.
@LednacekZ 2 ай бұрын
@@jakepullman4914 might be a low fibre diet
@andrew7taylor 29 күн бұрын
@@jakepullman4914 The one in which a "tossed salad" has absolutely nothing to do with food.
@Kiss__Kiss Жыл бұрын
"Prove it!!" Chris Hansen: Dr House, Why don't you have a seat right over there. LOL!!!
@Arpin_Lusene 8 ай бұрын
This feels like a fever dream 😂 the whole cast must’ve so much fun filming all these bizzare scenes
@thekamotodragon Жыл бұрын
The Hyundai commercial mid-episode lmao. Not even just mid-ep, mid-fantasy retelling by House to school children, he apparently inserts a Hyundai commercial. I'm picturing him adding that into the story as he tells it to the class, like "btw this car has CRAZY trunk space, and that's why we're able to get the launcher to fit in there." lol
@veronicam.9396 Жыл бұрын
Those kids had a blast working with Hugh Laurie! 🎉
@Prime92 Жыл бұрын
I wish that one time they had House actually narrate the entire story. It would be very weird and funny.
@OhNoNotAgain42 8 ай бұрын
They cut off the best part where the kid calls out House for lying about his name. “I thought YOU were Dr. Hirani?” Also, the teacher is played by Brittany Ishibashi who, for unknown reasons, has never become famous. She’s a great actress, super hilarious and absolutely beautiful.
@Blaisem Ай бұрын
Thanks!
@disguisedcat1750 Ай бұрын
Acting is a dice roll. Its very hard to hit the jackpot.
@asahel980 4 ай бұрын
-Isnt that sexual harassment? -Not if youre good looking. that is so true.
@YourSoGolden-mr3my Жыл бұрын
The fact that house is annoying cuddy so much that she has to slam the phone down on his hand and he gets so offended “OW… wHaT iS yOuR pRoBlEm”
@trevorgoebel1211 Жыл бұрын
Both are in the wrong in my eyes. Cuddy needs to communicate in a relationship. House was just being house, she should have seen that coming.
@Mitsuoxx Жыл бұрын
Cuddy was angry because House let the bathroom filthy, House was thinking he had done something in the hospital, that's why he was like "wtf???" when Cuddy yells at him. Cuddy should yell at him but also tell him what was the problem
@wobby1268 Жыл бұрын
@@fomora12 You need a comma after "disturbing," a semi-colon after "American," and the contraction "you're" instead of the possessive "your." You must be one of those ESL _non-_ American morons.
@renatacantore3684 Жыл бұрын
That made me laugh 😂
@andrewleah1983 2 ай бұрын
Typical woman behaviour they expect you to guess what you’ve done wrong (assuming it’s nothing major like driving a car through her house).
@kansasstatealerting2424 Жыл бұрын
Nurses: *arguing* Patient: *literally coughing up blood*
@ryleeevans6211 Жыл бұрын
I love episodes when house tells the story. Nurse chase and taub are the funniest.
@brunolapointe66 Жыл бұрын
Well, Cuddy is sort of bossy herself, so House is kind of into that himself
@ericolson117 8 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen more well written, yet completely unrealistic dialogue for children
@augustuslxiii Жыл бұрын
8:59 This is basically a commercial.
@MaxVolumeHD Жыл бұрын
Not basically, thats exactly what it is. Advertising
@ecos889 Жыл бұрын
Well New Jersey needs all the advertising it can get the poor state.
@cemeterydollie Жыл бұрын
They did it on the walking dead too around the same time, sparkling clean car a few years into the zombie apocalypse 😂
@paulklee 8 ай бұрын
The girl totally steals the scene in a good way. Great writing and acting.
@Nerd367C Жыл бұрын
"Whats a vibrator" 💀
@adrianrocha49 10 ай бұрын
A battery-operated Brad Pitt.
@procrastinator99 4 ай бұрын
@@adrianrocha49 lmao
@ColeOberstBowling Жыл бұрын
Wth did he tell those kids?!?!?😂😂😂😂
@francescadesmond8846 9 ай бұрын
The fact that House is appalled by what the young girl says (@3:41) after all the ubelievable comments he made in the last 7 seasons of this show is genius writing.
@Sup3rman1c 9 ай бұрын
He is confused that she is that smart. Because House is a known misogynist. Also everyone who follows or has watched this channel will be first to go after we women take over the world.
@spideyocd 3 ай бұрын
Who is that young girl..she looks familiar..is she aknown actress?
@francescadesmond8846 3 ай бұрын
@@spideyocd Haley Pullos. She played Molly Lansing on General Hospital for several years.
@spideyocd 3 ай бұрын
@scadesmond8846 Thanks I knew she seemed familiar. I'm surprised she hasn't done something more popular
@sivan1127 9 ай бұрын
7:06 The teacher's reaction is priceless😂😂😂 4:15 threesome joke was 🔥 10:05 love how all the students wanted house to continue
@philbateman1989 Жыл бұрын
That's what we in the programming profession call the "rubber ducky method". When you have a problem you can't figure out, you have a rubber ducky on your desk, and you ask it what the problem is. It's just a more effective way of talking to yourself. Using a class of children to do the same thing because children generally speak their minds more freely without fear of being wrong in comparison to adults is pretty unethical and not something I'd recommend normally XD Especially when confronted with a situation that looks like a personal and physical conflict between two of them.
@XeroFailGames 9 ай бұрын
When he interacts with kids it's amazing lol
@ukrainian-playlists 5 ай бұрын
4:03 Sheena Zadeh is an American actress. On House, M.D., she portrayed Nurse Laura (also credited as "Cute Nurse") in two episodes in Season 7.
@too_ql 2 ай бұрын
Thanx bru
@guitarsandcars2586 Ай бұрын
I almost thought she was younger Brie Larson.
@anubhavagrawal7257 13 күн бұрын
People like you make this world a better place. Cheers mate
@davoodgoojposht 8 ай бұрын
the "That's what she said" joke was the best part
@ClarifyEht Жыл бұрын
The little girl is so good, but when I looked up the actress she just recently got a DUI. Wild 😂
@thekamotodragon Жыл бұрын
i feel like that's too common unfortunately, the child actors/actresses that play roles too mature for their age always end up growing up to be screw ups, like addicts or criminals. kinda sucks how likely it is (although i don't know her other roles lol, i'm just comparing her to like all those Disney stars and such)
@kevinw712 10 ай бұрын
it's so weird to see this now, just yesterday I'd thought about this clip and did exactly the same thing, I went to look up the actress to see if she ever did anything else because she nailed this so well. I saw that she primarily became a soap opera actress.
@Gregorrin 8 ай бұрын
is so hot you mean
@amushyforyou6083 4 ай бұрын
"Not if you're good looking" House got it right.
@lautarolencina5353 2 ай бұрын
"You can't talk to her like that! I'm telling Cuddy" made me think those doctors sound like a group of teenage girls from some high school movie 😂🤣
@EconAdviser 2 ай бұрын
Shows how much we miss House!!! Only a handful of shows ever approached its consistent writing, acting, and respect for the intelligence of the viewer.
@NerdySageDos 2 ай бұрын
House Correctly using “That’s What She Said” is gold. 7:08 a 7:18
@delusionalmystic8533 8 ай бұрын
lol the shot at Mad Men
@simondeplaen9741 8 ай бұрын
In his "blow up cuddy´s door" fantasy, he doesn't need a cane to walk and lift big objects
@larrythompson8630 7 күн бұрын
I understand he actually caused injury walking with fake limp
@Fully-semi-auto 9 ай бұрын
This is one of the best episodes in the whole series!
@rebelfriend1818 Жыл бұрын
4:25 is the time
@ajdominguez1002 Жыл бұрын
What's funny is, the nurse considered it with that smirk
@squamish4244 9 ай бұрын
It was quite enlightening and rather exciting when in my first year of high school, probably because of the transition to a new environment at the age of 14, I realized that my teachers were actual normal people and not gods. That was at first jarring but soon rather wonderful, and led to a level of connection with a few of those teachers that I still retain warmly even 25 years later.
@wobby1268 11 ай бұрын
The beautiful nurse (played by Sheena Yaitanes, wife of frequent _House_ director Greg Yaitanes) is the same nurse to whom Foreman pays $100 to slap Chase in "Changes" (S7E20). Spoiler alert: she slaps Foreman instead, returns his money, and ends the episode in bed with Chase.
@esmondgoh3112 2 ай бұрын
That ending, is based.
@guitarsandcars2586 Ай бұрын
I almost thought that was a young Brie Larson.
@essai_ Жыл бұрын
9:22 budget was really struggling huh
@Jimstad Жыл бұрын
Well, they needed to pay for the anti-aircraft gun.
@justaguy328 10 ай бұрын
Foreman trying to exercise his authority as always hahahahaha
@charliecullimore3362 Жыл бұрын
I have watched the whole of house thanks to this channel
@spiliarakos 8 ай бұрын
What an ingenious series and character, one of the best .....
@claudemartin7785 Жыл бұрын
That Hyundai commercial is real funny Forgot about those in the last season (FOX was really big into this with 24 and other shows)
@thunderlighting2006 Жыл бұрын
Yeah they at least tried to hide it
@BigT2664 9 ай бұрын
Now I have to go find this episode and watch it!
@zanon3362 Жыл бұрын
Looks like it got the clips spliced in the wrong order, but I'm sure it won't matter to most haha
@MDCCLXXIV Жыл бұрын
Jack Nicholson "because you can't handle the truth" 4:51!
@ObeseCaligula Жыл бұрын
What a great clip.
@jessicaregina1956 27 күн бұрын
The gun they pulled out of the car is an Oerlikon 20mm cannon. 🤣
@OmnoWombo 6 ай бұрын
House is just one of the best shows ever. The writing is phenomenal.
@Sotopnotchguy 3 күн бұрын
This show is a classic - remember watching the episodes with me mates in medical school.....
@inanimatesum4945 19 күн бұрын
Reading the title and then the first scene being House slamming a folder on a desk was such a wild start I couldn’t stop cackling.
@renano95 Жыл бұрын
That hyundai commercial was hilarious
@crown3dp3sant14 Ай бұрын
Its insane how these kids are so invested in his story. 😂😂😂😂 I like it, I like it a lot
@whoiscaptaincook 11 күн бұрын
@7:10 love the office reference😂
@emersonmauricio1 2 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha doctor Gerony 😂
@adamplace1414 Жыл бұрын
That girl's mom must be a real treat.
@smurfyday Жыл бұрын
You must be a sexist who can't stand a woman who speaks her mind. I meant a girl. What a man you are, or pretend to be.
@Alakaizer Күн бұрын
He got into a car accident with the advertising guy in the class and gave the other doctor's name.
@odizza1688 8 ай бұрын
I love this episode 😂😂😂
@vikramjaiswal2398 4 ай бұрын
Story telling is an art. I can imagine House talking hours on length to a class full of children.
@theenlightenedone5429 4 ай бұрын
that nurse was actually attractive.
@UZl-- 10 ай бұрын
7:09 fucking awkward moment but i loved it😂😂😂😂
@BrandonR70 8 ай бұрын
I mean she did say that 😂
@standardcake18 Жыл бұрын
house is not a typical doctor and nothing he does is done on a typical day
@gamerguyAnticensor 8 ай бұрын
Imagine Cuddy at 20 years old, she would be fire 😅😂
@matthewJ142 5 ай бұрын
The couple from as good as it gets, Taub and Cuddy 😂
@simont1709 Жыл бұрын
another classic
@joeyd4682 Жыл бұрын
5:07, if it was Don Draper
@gaurang127 2 ай бұрын
that kid was a pop culture genius
@sakurafalls2468 Ай бұрын
Girl: "I'm not a tease!" House: "Prove it." Woman: 🤨 House: "...By telling your story." LMAO
@Lighthammer66 Жыл бұрын
S#!T!!, now I gotta find this episode after I get home from work!!!😆😆😆😆
@manuelito1233 2 ай бұрын
House looking like the Lisan al gaib in the thumb nail
@pinkplayspkmn5011 23 күн бұрын
What episode and season I need to see this whole thing
@haroldrsellsjr1186 8 ай бұрын
I miss this show
@XemnasKH Жыл бұрын
Bro the Honda product placement
@prathameshpatkar9115 10 ай бұрын
Hyundai*
@tg_gaming12 6 ай бұрын
That was the biggest turn down ever
@doro626 Жыл бұрын
Man, why did I stoop watching HOUse. This looks wonderful. LMAO. I have to find that girl with the black eye if she is still acting. she was really good.
@PhrontDoor 11 ай бұрын
She was fantastic. The dialog was brilliant, but her delivery was impeccable. She moved on to General Hospital for a long while (I dont watch those things)> Her name (from above) seems to be Haley Pullos.
@ezekiellathan4414 Жыл бұрын
A SMALL. TOSSED, SALAD
@martinacosta3821 8 ай бұрын
Ok, is time to watch house again
@Sniperboy5551 5 ай бұрын
I was the only kid in my class that knew the Beverly Hillbillies reference my tech teacher made… that was like 2014-2015. I guess I’m special too 😂
@sosa8172 11 ай бұрын
5:04 & 5:30 Mad Men reference
@apuloayeh6258 4 ай бұрын
"A Few Good Men" is what I said too
@nwgverified Ай бұрын
God i love this show
@Medicos_life2024 6 ай бұрын
She is like i am telling mom
@DladinDaTruth Жыл бұрын
Not trying get caught in the driveway lol Facts lol
@martenberke457 3 ай бұрын
House:"you know the audience is always right" me: it's true. i'm not sitting here watching clips of "Don the Advertiser"
@babakzak 3 ай бұрын
This episode is just so funny, start to finish 😄
@crides0 Жыл бұрын
> Computer Science majors > Fabricating chips What kind of reality is this
@pryordevine3855 Жыл бұрын
Computer engineering maybe. Maybe that falls under computer science?
@TheDraculus 5 ай бұрын
dr house is in da house.....since 1987
@YouTubeBlowsDaily 9 ай бұрын
I feel bad for Mr Dryden
@DisKorruptd 9 ай бұрын
Ok, hear me out: 2 video ideas: the first plays only the honest cuts of the story house is playing, the other plays one of each lie cut.
@sana-cm7oc 4 ай бұрын
God, I love this show. I miss House.
@haddy106 3 ай бұрын
Hes probably chilling in whatever apartment he can afford near Wilsons grave
@JamesJoyce12 Жыл бұрын
the young bossy girl became a hot soap actress who was arrested for DUI and threw away her career - House may have been prescient
@InvisibleMag Жыл бұрын
whoever wrote this episode was really trying to flex their flashback and dialogue muscles. almost to the point that it becomes convoluted
@ganonk79 9 ай бұрын
I can’t believe we never found out if it’s a pea!
@gladesucks7907 9 ай бұрын
Careful girl, House may try to give you a job if you keep outmatching him like that
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