Gregory House VS Women | HOUSE M.D. | Screen Bites
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4 жыл бұрынTo celebrate International Women's Day, what could be better than watching House making gender bias comments and starting a fight between him against women? However, despite Gregory House being a complete jerk, women appear to like him!
House M.D. (2004) SYNOPSIS:At fictional Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey, prickly genius Dr. Gregory House tackles health mysteries as would a medical Sherlock Holmes, all the while playing mind games with colleagues that include his best friend, oncologist James Wilson. House, an acerbic infectious disease specialist, solves medical puzzles with the help of a team of young diagnosticians. Flawless instincts and unconventional thinking help earn House great respect, despite his brutal honesty and antisocial tendencies.
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@geniehossain3738 4 жыл бұрын
Care to go for a spin? OKAY BUT SHE DIDN’T SAY NO
@seize3 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't and I'm a guy lol
@ebro2363 4 жыл бұрын
Genie Hossain tbf she looked him up and down and was like yeah I dig it
@abdullahmelchibuterah73 4 жыл бұрын
She didn't say either
@mindful_minipods 4 жыл бұрын
So you're saying there's a chance....lol
@RamnaViaz 4 жыл бұрын
@@mindful_minipods a tiny chance hahaha
@darrelldemarest3502 4 жыл бұрын
"Get your daughter a damn ice cream cake"
@kittygrimm7301 4 жыл бұрын
Doctor’s orders.
@Scyllax 4 жыл бұрын
Ice cream cake is good for what ails you.
@a.trance6997 3 жыл бұрын
@OnyxEyes Nawh, it's "care to go for a spin?"
@Daicidus 3 жыл бұрын
Let them eat cake he said
@warhead160 3 жыл бұрын
Which episode is this from?
@gurglequeen433 2 жыл бұрын
House is actually really good with kids when he wants to be. Telling that one mom to get her kid an ice cream cake because her daughters happiness should come before her mothers ego.
@pioneer_1148 2 жыл бұрын
House is actually nice (or at least nice by his standards) to every kid in the series (barring one or two who were particularly annoying/moronic)
@kaiz1845 2 жыл бұрын
Two years down the line the kid's gonna realize that her ice cream cake is now annihilating her own ego. Trust me lol, there's literally not a single young person who is both fat and happy.
@eracer166 2 жыл бұрын
Vanilla LoL When That is completely wrong, you dont have to be in shape to be happy. Dont get me wrong it’s definitely good, but all young fat people not being happy is just incorrect.
@kaiz1845 2 жыл бұрын
@@eracer166 ...lol I'm a high school teacher. Literally all my kids fall into one of two categories--they're either in shape and working daily to stay that way, or they're not in shape and they're making self-deprecating "jokes" 24/7.
@robotmaster4515 2 жыл бұрын
@@kaiz1845 Ok but that doesn't show why being fat will stop you from being happy. Sure I agree with you to lesser degree but overall you use evidence that doesn't prove your point and just act like being a teacher means your right. Definetly not a English teacher if you use that bad reasoning.
@MrFerny316 4 жыл бұрын
"Care to go for a spin?" - Dr. House, MD Man, Myth, Legend
@Klebe3000 4 жыл бұрын
I fcking lost it at that part xD
@gamehunterboy 4 жыл бұрын
MrFerny316 I fucking died
@CustomizedUsername 4 жыл бұрын
She didn’t say no thoughhhh 😂
@haloed-hero 4 жыл бұрын
@@CustomizedUsername that's because she was in
@violetevergarden221 4 жыл бұрын
I dont understand that, care to explain?
@steztoyz Жыл бұрын
"Care to go for a spin?" The look she gave him was a definite yes. 🤣
@girlnextdoorgrooming Жыл бұрын
And she turned around.
@adamant4107 Жыл бұрын
I would have loved to see him dating her on the show for awhile. They definitely had some chemistry.
@melo.lucas320 Жыл бұрын
"Alright then, big boy!!!!!!!!!!"
@arieswildchild Жыл бұрын
It looks like you never understand the women's language. Had no spins lately, huh?
@eliasgolf2024 Жыл бұрын
yup they did it afterwards
@flyawaytodie 2 жыл бұрын
"You don't look a day over four feet" One of the best lines in the entire show, in one of the best scenes in the entire show!
@brianmannion7097 2 жыл бұрын
accent almost slipped when he said that line
@burningruin666 Жыл бұрын
The spin did it for me
@wakcedout Жыл бұрын
You can tell house liked her and one of the few people he saw as an equal because she could keep up with his jokes.
@SOSULLI Жыл бұрын
@@wakcedout Well also as an equal due to them both being abnormal, as House would consider it.
@TheZerosteel Жыл бұрын
can you explain the joke or pun? i dont really get it. Not native I only understood that dont look that tall(over 4 feet) is there any else involved?
@73Stargazer 4 жыл бұрын
I would have loved to see more between house and the short lady. She was so feisty
@jobkramer560 4 жыл бұрын
Which episode was that? Edit: Merry Little Christmas.
@ada-dech 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you high?" "Higher than you!"
@RobTheSquire 4 жыл бұрын
wanna go for a spin....best line ever... and she was tempted
@HazDaGeek 4 жыл бұрын
That's the kind of dialog / acting that made that show. But maybe, just maybe, what we saw on screen was the "perfect" tease?
@tiffanypersaud3518 4 жыл бұрын
73Stargazer, I knowwww!! Haha! She thew back! It was so entertaining.
@fareedahmaheeb5366 4 жыл бұрын
"get the kid a damn icecream cake" i love house with kids
@tiffanypersaud3518 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@superdave8248 Жыл бұрын
What House didn't say is that she is overweight because Mom isn't doing physical activities with her. Mom is too focused on herself to put the proper energy into raising the child. I do feel for the kid. An entitled mom and one who isn't giving her the tools she needs to succeed in life.
@Profile__1 Жыл бұрын
@@superdave8248 While physical activity is necessary, I'd still say it really IS the diet that mostly determines your weight. I've heard loose interpretations of percentage going from 80% diet, 20% exercise.
@charlie0008 Жыл бұрын
@AZBYCX even if she was a tad over weight that's normal for a kid, I was a little porker at her age. But now I'm perfectly healthy (aside from Asthma)
@makslesniewski Жыл бұрын
@@azbycx737 Overweight doesn't technically mean sick. It just means your BMI is above the range that is deemed normal.
@0._m_.0 6 ай бұрын
House's chemistry with the dwarf lady was by far the best and strangely wholesome....even with their one-upping sarcasm.... I loved their witty duel...
@cl5470 5 ай бұрын
He wasn't condescending to her the way most people probably are. She appreciated it. Yeah, he was being rude, but he is equally rude to everyone. 😂
@0._m_.0 5 ай бұрын
@@cl5470 the lady was no less... As i said... "Witty Duel"
@Metal-Possum 23 күн бұрын
He didn't treat her like a child or someone who needs special treatment, he saw her as a mature adult and made her feel like one.
@moxxie_ivan5952 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s our Hitler” Alrighty then
@pauliussileika 4 жыл бұрын
Well she's half Jewish...soo
@nassito2 4 жыл бұрын
Reference to "The Producers". great movie
@xellos5262 4 жыл бұрын
@@nassito2 and is known by way to few people...
@KenS1267 4 жыл бұрын
@@xellos5262 Truly. It may be the best play I've ever been to.
@thebeastgodisheredeathtoal2256 4 жыл бұрын
Give ut 1 more like jus 1
@fayazsultan6745 4 жыл бұрын
No one can play the character of House as good as Hugh Laurie. Hats off to this psychotic Genius.
@raquelbiliran7693 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha....so true
@cn.st.182 4 жыл бұрын
nobody ever attwnpted or ever will attempt.
@kerk9795 4 жыл бұрын
More sociopathic than psychotic tbf. But yes, I definitely agree. He is amazing
@rogergomez1 4 жыл бұрын
what i would love to see is leftenant george play house that would be funny
@notwerkinginthishouse8634 4 жыл бұрын
@@rogergomez1 he was in friends on plane
@DVAcme Жыл бұрын
"Sorry I'm late, I was taking a dump." Because of how witty and risqué House's humor usually is, I find the blunt crassness of that line incredibly funny.
@flowertrue Жыл бұрын
I think it's because of the inflection he uses when he says 'dump'. It's hard to believe Hugh Laurie's American accent is not native.
@sonofizzy Жыл бұрын
You mean he didn't literally mean it? :)
@mentalhealthnetwork 6 ай бұрын
People react to a line like that. "OMG, how dare you be honest?!!" When they don't, it means they're fun and/or bonkers.
@piposcat 4 ай бұрын
@@mentalhealthnetwork true :3 im like dat
@robinabernathy2829 4 жыл бұрын
"pretty much he'd lay flat, and spin me" that sounds like a helluva lot of fun.
@err1r234 4 жыл бұрын
@@NightRaven-lh1bf thanks for the science of sex spinning sir
@berekexer56 4 жыл бұрын
Still disappointed we didn't get a Mary go around joke on a Christmas episode with an actress named Meredith.
@krazus2036 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of those cursed videos of Japanese that have been circling lately.
@Backyardmech1 4 жыл бұрын
No kidding. Look up a Suicide Girl named Jemma. Giggety
@nomadhakunamatata5793 4 жыл бұрын
@@NightRaven-lh1bf if its a jungle down there, take a machete.
@579emodonz 4 жыл бұрын
Patient: Prostitutes have been portrayed as religious figures. House: Nah, I think they just like to kneel. 😂😂😂😂😂
@Forsaken_Blood 4 жыл бұрын
Nice One
@Nan420 4 жыл бұрын
Thought he said"they just like to NAIL"
@cv4809 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nan420 more like nailed
@vincentscott336 3 жыл бұрын
To kneel and accept the milk
@ball4137 3 жыл бұрын
@@cv4809 kneel made it more funnier than nailed.
@chelseaanthappan5784 4 жыл бұрын
Girl says “I’m half Jewish” Next scene “AND THATS OUR HILTER” .....ok then
@cormacdonnelly5015 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@SharinganMan 3 жыл бұрын
that was the same scene
@jackiemau4372 3 жыл бұрын
It’s from the producers
@alt-monarchist 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Boyo13his father was Jewish
@dwaynejohnson5858 24 күн бұрын
I thought he was gonna ask: so 1 hour or 3??
@robinabernathy2829 4 жыл бұрын
I love the woman who didn't take offense when he said is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay. She was special for sure.
@Walterwaltraud 4 жыл бұрын
Who's the actress?
@dralism123 4 жыл бұрын
@@Walterwaltraud Erin Foster
@burst_ch. 4 жыл бұрын
Would have been such a good addition to the show, but the one scene is enough.
@sike1035 4 жыл бұрын
No. I felt there was something fake about her. House was right.
@robinabernathy2829 4 жыл бұрын
@@sike1035 If there were something fake about her she would've reported House for his inappropriate comments. Commenting on her being Jewish strike one, making a sexual reference strike two and three. Especially these days.
@XxTaiMTxX 4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie... I kinda wanted house to date the fiery short gal. I think they would've got along quite well and there'd have been a ton of snark to throw around.
@tiffanypersaud3518 4 жыл бұрын
XxTaiMTxX, oh man, I know. I think he admired her sass.
@hoarder1919 4 жыл бұрын
they could shag each other, they could enjoy each other's company for some time but they'd never get along for any long period of time. House is a fundamentally broken man, bitter and miserable, and sooner or later his bitterness would've showed up and bitten, just like in every relationship he ever had with women.
@abdimojo8794 4 жыл бұрын
@@tiffanypersaud3518 yes, sassy lady, she could keep up with him, put him in place as well
@austenhead5303 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with all of you about everything you've said. That never happens. I will cherish this comment thread forever.
@johnkennethwiseman682 2 жыл бұрын
Yep she date Denny Crane too
@sundog70 Жыл бұрын
I love the scene when he says "care to go for a spin" watch what she looks at as she turns around.
@shinakuma6986 Жыл бұрын
probably comparing her height with his 'cane' :D
@sarahapriliana9993 Жыл бұрын
@@shinakuma6986 no, he was propositioning her lmao
@EgonFreeman Жыл бұрын
@@sarahapriliana9993 Read between the lines sometimes, my dude. ;]
@kenbrovost9653 Жыл бұрын
It's because she made the spin joke so he wanted to take a spin
@Shilgne1 3 жыл бұрын
"Boys in the lab, sure they're hard drinkers, but they're pros." lol
@chainilotus1117 Жыл бұрын
As a lab tec, accurate.
@bernardmacdonagh9517 4 жыл бұрын
Is she really wasting a doctor time to talk about cake
@onealdom 4 жыл бұрын
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin.
@Fermifire 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, people are that stupid. Try working retail for more than a year and you'll get that scene 100%.
@ryanthull1270 4 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmm cake!!!!
@iRazenrak 4 жыл бұрын
There are parents who try to be friends with their kids, and as such, aren't taken seriously by their own children. So they get a professional opinion to "prove" things to their kids.
@madcornentertainment2008 4 жыл бұрын
Poor girl wanted a birthday cake once a year it’s not like it’s every day
@fairyland2288 4 жыл бұрын
"Care to go for a spin" remains my favorite House one liner, ever.
@dominikmuller4455 8 ай бұрын
Nah, it is: Do you have hair in your special place?
@wstavis3135 2 жыл бұрын
"Someone who can deal with alot of pain is exactly what you need" Wilson for the win!!
@ryanthull1270 4 жыл бұрын
Imagen having a house episode with this Corona virus. How epic would that be.
@penquin2000 4 жыл бұрын
its not lupus
@cdemr 4 жыл бұрын
omg no it will never happen
@bjchit 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine it would be a lot like the meningitis outbreak episode.
@cdemr 4 жыл бұрын
@Saki Maro Yeah i'm obviously really dumb, like you can directly notice that by seing my profile picture. And uuh I knew that. You had the plague after the 1st World War which was far more deadly for example. But the 2003's SRAS was less worse than the Covid19, wasn't it?
@christopherbonanno1120 4 жыл бұрын
He would walk in with a corona beer and when he got a look from cutty he would say you called me and told me to come in there a corona outbreak. Then he would grin and say oooo you ment the other corona. That’s gold right there. But On a side not coronavirus won’t last long just remember it was made in China. 😂
@Whyyyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that nobody pointed out that House saying he doesn't want someone who would rather be in a lot of pain than look a certain way is MASSIVELY the pot calling the kettle black.
@bascelissen9968 3 жыл бұрын
The pain he has isnt by choice, the pain that girl has is
@jonathandemy-geroe4991 3 жыл бұрын
@@bascelissen9968 No there was one episode where he tried methadone treatment and it apparently eliminated the pain in his leg entirely. Several montages later of him jogging and walking without a limp and he decides to go back to being in pain because he believed the pain was a part of his identity.
@infinity-gn9xq 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathandemy-geroe4991 no he started loosing his mojo and misdiagnosing.. thats why he went back to vicodin
@KurtCobainsMicrophone 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathandemy-geroe4991 You're thinking of Ketamine treatment. There was an episode where he took Methadone for his leg, but that is a completely different episode. You're talking about the Ketamine treatment after he got shot.
@andreil1313 2 жыл бұрын
@@bascelissen9968 he could have just amputated his leg and he would not be in pain
@FirelordHouses 4 жыл бұрын
"Happy Birthday, get the kid a damned ice cream cake." I love this man.
@orppranator5230 3 жыл бұрын
-James Wilson
@Stuart267 3 жыл бұрын
02:38 The chemistry between the blonde woman & House was intense. Wish she had more time on the show
@c.j.c7919 2 жыл бұрын
She never came back?
@yuzhao2055 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah in an earlier ER scene specially , I was wondering if anyone noticed it
@keanuboyd7493 2 жыл бұрын
I think cuddy hired her but she was not assigned to diagnostics/ Team House
@CR-oo3cm Жыл бұрын
Her name is Jennifer Hall btw
@Kasper623 Жыл бұрын
@@CR-oo3cm you’re a Capeless hero thank you
@emjaysmile 4 жыл бұрын
I think house admire the short lady you can see it in his look..
@kelechiojobor933 4 жыл бұрын
emjay morris I have seen her in a CIS Las Vegas episode,about a dwarf conference murder,smart lady
@goodhunter1555 4 жыл бұрын
She's confident in who she is, doesn't give a shit about people's mockery and can dish it right back, and hates thoughtless pity, so why not
@captainrex3320 4 жыл бұрын
Care to go for a spin? 😂😂😂
@undersolo 4 жыл бұрын
She never said “No”.
@CustomizedUsername 4 жыл бұрын
House waxed that for sure
@Aujueta8 4 жыл бұрын
Look up midget porn. It’s funny af 😆
@TSPH1992 4 жыл бұрын
@@undersolo ha!
@notwerkinginthishouse8634 4 жыл бұрын
@@Aujueta8 for real?
@skyeangelofdeath7363 4 жыл бұрын
I always wished the interview with the woman in green high heels had gone somewhere. The actress did a fantastic job with her scene. She was hot. And they could have had some great back n forth banter in episodes down the road.
@emerald6136 3 жыл бұрын
She looks like a Aloy
@milansikela8923 3 жыл бұрын
Bla bla
@dantehn7773 3 жыл бұрын
@@emerald6136 i was thinking the same
@ismail357 3 жыл бұрын
Dayummm
@kavyadas5360 2 жыл бұрын
That's why they brought Amber.
@thejumper7282 4 жыл бұрын
the scene with the blonde girl is actualy pretty wholesome
@gabrielkaam2 3 жыл бұрын
it's an homage to the movie Casablanca .. We'll always have Paris
@eazy1174 3 жыл бұрын
Was he lying about the spores?
@thejumper7282 3 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielkaam2 should watch it
@ssk58607 3 жыл бұрын
@@eazy1174 been searching for a comment about that lol I think he's lying about the spores thing too which would be a rather nice thing to do especially for house
@CrusaderDom3 3 жыл бұрын
@@eazy1174 No. You saw House have that epiphany he has when he see a medical condition someone has when he looks at her. He also gave her a prescription.
@TheMischievousbull 4 жыл бұрын
I love the interaction with between the House and the short lady, also Cameron and the kid looked so surprised by House comment about going for a spin.
@ChrisAtheist 4 жыл бұрын
Short lady definitely had a thing for House They should have made her main cast for 1 season
@TheMischievousbull 4 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisAtheist I do think that House actually fell a little bit in love with her. Honestly I actually think these two have more chemistry than him and cuddy.
@austenhead5303 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMischievousbull He was charmed by her wit and her attitude, and recognised the history that must have honed it. She was charmed by his obvious ease around little people (he wasn't condescendingly nice to her or awkward), and his own wit. They had great banter, and the flirting was basically them ending their verbal sparring on an "You're alright, I like you." "In love" is a bit much.
@geraldw4471 2 жыл бұрын
Quick note: She didn't say no.
@therealaype 2 жыл бұрын
4:00 Wilson quietly agreeing with House and taking a peek himself 😂
@alext2566 Жыл бұрын
A peek? That was a blatant double take! Haha
@judigemini178 Жыл бұрын
Lol & he wasn’t even looking at first, it’s only when house mentioned it did he start staring
@qamarzaman4247 Жыл бұрын
Truth to be told mad respect to house for being a sigma and a gigachad. Atleast he has his morals and humanity plus thinks straight up seriously. I like the attitude
@GeorgiaAndrea 7 ай бұрын
Wilson being silent the entire time says something😂
@--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.2508 3 ай бұрын
@@qamarzaman4247jesus christ, I hate zoomers
@Myview246 4 жыл бұрын
House: Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay? Wilson: uh... uh... lol Wilson is so cute 😂😂
@augustusgloopswag 2 жыл бұрын
especially since wilson is jewish 💀
@xxkittycatsxx4606 2 жыл бұрын
2 hours of begging?
@centurionzen1005 Жыл бұрын
[Absolutely desperate to change the subject]
@LunchBXcrue 4 жыл бұрын
3:37 Did... Did that guy puke on the floor while holding a barf bag IN HIS HAND?!
@Jacob-qr8pl 3 жыл бұрын
IQ 5000 Janitor will clean up floor puke. Puke dude's gotta throw away his own doggy bag.
@mosh4493 3 жыл бұрын
I think it might have been a tissue
@Netghost855 3 жыл бұрын
Looked like an card, like an appointment card
@Mothman1992 3 жыл бұрын
When you're projectile vomiting you don't always have the clearest brain
@stevenhancock2822 10 ай бұрын
We've all been there. Molson 151, man. Woof.
@offlxneofficial8979 4 жыл бұрын
“The shoes always tell the truth” Me: looks at black airForce 1’s
@Catmeat106 4 жыл бұрын
69 is that you?
@2012withShantelleS 3 жыл бұрын
Official shoes of BX thieves
@austenhead5303 3 жыл бұрын
House made a mistake, there. Wearing painful shoes to a job interview is not the same thing as wearing them to work on the regular. A job interview lasts half an hour, tops. Even I'd be willing to wear five inch heels for an hour. They aren't painful immediately. It bugs me when writers have these clever characters like Sherlock and House reach dumb conclusions.
@KatherineNaumenko Жыл бұрын
@@austenhead5303 maybe, but why bother? She didn't have to wear hills. I'd have to side with House. Yes, not that painful, but unnecessary.
@austenhead5303 Жыл бұрын
@@KatherineNaumenko Job interview. You dress to impress for those.
@gutz1981 4 жыл бұрын
4:00 Wilson can't keeps his eyes away. LOL
@nickwolf6544 4 жыл бұрын
Noooo
@mohamedashian604 3 жыл бұрын
No one can
@mfforeskin9755 2 жыл бұрын
"Compared to you, I'm sure it was huge." Definitely one of the funniest lines on the show
@dustyrhodes38 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he quotes Casablanca to get rid of the stalker 😂😂
@mohamedashian604 3 жыл бұрын
So remember when in doubt...quote Casablanca
@jmackmcneill 10 ай бұрын
"Someday you'll understand that." cracks me up because classic or not, I was over 30 before I watched Casablanca right through
@mnomadvfx 7 ай бұрын
@@jmackmcneill Same with me and both Casablanca and It's A Wonderful Life. It's one of those things the grown ups always sat watching at some point and I just couldn't sustain interest until I was much older.
@salisudauda1767 4 жыл бұрын
"Long legged soul" I can't take it anymore.
@aeh5109 2 жыл бұрын
House and Cuddy have my favorite interactions in the show. They’re both such amazing characters.
@Stuart267 2 жыл бұрын
Which is why Season 8 sucked. Cuddy being written out of the show lost a lot of the appeal for the characters
@peachydarl Жыл бұрын
Right, their back and forth is sooo addictive
@looksirdroids9134 Жыл бұрын
@@Stuart267 Cuddy was fucking annoying
@skydragon4ever 4 жыл бұрын
That midget spinner was the best one!
@AverageAwesomeDude 4 жыл бұрын
That was horrible but hilarious. I love it
@bluenomadbruh 4 жыл бұрын
And I thought I had heard it all on GoT.
@hughjass2640 4 жыл бұрын
It was just a stupid fad.
@duckmeat4674 4 жыл бұрын
@@hughjass2640 midget spinner was a fad?
@nyxunderhill6437 2 жыл бұрын
@@duckmeat4674 yeah I’m confused lolll
@bjchit 4 жыл бұрын
Cameron's disapproving face was getting a workout in that midget scene.
@yt-sh 4 жыл бұрын
you should see whrn House tried to get high by faking cancer
@dan2007kohn 4 жыл бұрын
I love Cameron’s reaction shots. The one when she confronted Cuddy after she lied to House about solving his last case 😂
@burntkat 2 жыл бұрын
5:17, Wilson's horrified look gets me every time.
@Ryan-zt2xw 2 жыл бұрын
That’s not horrified.
@prosen8966 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that looks much more like interest. Sadly, she doesn’t appear damaged in any way so I don’t see Wilson going after her even in a fanfic (unless, i guess, the fanfic somehow makes her damaged. But that would require her to return to the hospital bc, as mentioned, he won’t see her as anything other than a pretty woman u til he’s aware of a problem.) ❤
@AUSSIETAIPAN 4 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the fact that you uploaded this on the 8th of March.
@Slim08151 4 жыл бұрын
why?
@delsa403 4 жыл бұрын
@@Slim08151 women day
@Slim08151 4 жыл бұрын
Del Sa Reeeeeeeeeeee
@irrationalreality8276 4 жыл бұрын
Saki Maro reeeeeeeeeeeeee-uploaded?
@Nan420 4 жыл бұрын
@Saki Maro reupload? Lol.. u "thick headed gem." He is so stupid his sad ass thinks the words in quote is a compliment for him.
@TheAwesomeo1000 4 жыл бұрын
Corona virus spreading throughout the world. House: well I'm bored, might as well see if this virus is worth my time or if it's actually helping me get rid of the patients in the clinic.
@drifter4training 3 жыл бұрын
😂💀a
@EPrimeify Жыл бұрын
Rona isn’t a diagnostic issue. Sorry. This is more Cameron’s department.
@dmyrych8520 Жыл бұрын
2:35 - "Care to go for a spin?" will always be one of my favourite House's quote
@saldiven2009 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best characters in a TV series ever created, all because of how terrible flawed he was as a person, despite his genius.
@gibransaliba8801 2 жыл бұрын
We all resonate with that. We all have a gift (whether we utilize it or not) and we all have flaws and we can all be assholes. House is a mirror of ourselves
@matthewmcguirk5287 Жыл бұрын
Second perhaps only to Sherlock Holmes?
@moonscar119 8 ай бұрын
House with the dwarf is the best. She was not afraid to dish it back and house loved that
@mnomadvfx 7 ай бұрын
Not only that but she shares his distate for idiots and isn't afraid to say so. The ultimate turn on for House.
@nathan2130 4 жыл бұрын
You missed the one with the old lady with VD who wrote him a love letter.
@davidshi451 4 жыл бұрын
Which was based on a real medical case, by Oliver Sacks!
@tiffanypersaud3518 4 жыл бұрын
David Shi, wow!
@philipvalenzuela6633 4 жыл бұрын
Stubled Jaw
@mybest023 8 ай бұрын
For whoever come across this : I think that the reason House didn't take the lady based on her shoes is that he cannot understand and hate people who chose to live in pain like this lady is. She prefer to feel pain to look pretty. House would do anything to not be in pain anymore. This mean a lot to House.
@246mjw 2 жыл бұрын
"oh now it's people? thought we were talking about fellowship applicants" As a graduate student, this is totally accurate
@theloreoverseer7106 3 жыл бұрын
0:44 “This is why you’re here” That’s honestly the best part about House’s Persona, he speaks his mind on everything
@Degenerecy Жыл бұрын
Love the part where he knows the little girl might be embarrassed about her weight and closes the door. Since he loves demoralizing idiots but chose the kids feelings over the stepmom.
@yevettebamber4273 Жыл бұрын
It was her Mom, not Step-Mom.
@Degenerecy Жыл бұрын
@@yevettebamber4273 @1:14 He points out the StepMother is way too young to have that child. AKA Genetically the girl is overweight by nature and not blessed like her StepMother.
@Kinitawowi 9 ай бұрын
@@Degenerecy No, he's realised that the mom is bullshitting about the sugar, she just wants a daughter who's as thin as she is so they can wear matching outfits and she can be mistaken for being younger. Pure ego and vanity on the mom's part.
@andrewtrujillo7054 2 жыл бұрын
"You don't look a day over 4 feet" lost it lol
@D1vid3By0 4 жыл бұрын
"care to go for a spin?" legendary
@zerogee768 2 жыл бұрын
4:37 _"Sorry I'm late. I was taking a dump"_ Priceless!! 🤣
@TheNightshotBR 2 жыл бұрын
"Right rudder" Man, the dialogue in this show was legendary.
@Swissswoosher Жыл бұрын
“I’m 4’1, that’s 1.5 canes in metric” I think House found his match.
@whytebearconcepts Жыл бұрын
I live in Fresno, I have through many earthquakes over the last 40 years. And not ONCE have I even had someone lose their inhibitions towards me.
@adinadinasilova5812 Жыл бұрын
4:02 that's my favourite part. Look at the Wilson's stare😂
@yorkie4220 2 жыл бұрын
The second woman was holding her own going toe to toe with House. That was awesome!
@Judesmood118 3 жыл бұрын
The interview at 4:35, she’s was so cool! I wish she had been written in.
@tiffanypersaud3518 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed. As much as I loved House, he has some real deep-set issues as a manager. If he could not control you in some way, or have leverage over you, he’d let you go most likely.
@stef0228 3 жыл бұрын
“Care to go for a spin” - i HOLLERED
@deepaparakkal4241 Жыл бұрын
The beginning part where House just makes fun of and roasts the mom for being stupid, and caring about her daughter looking "slim" over her happiness, was excellent
@darthbiker2311 Жыл бұрын
I love how House is flexing Casablanca lines and assuming the teenager in front of him doesn't know what that reference is.
@madelainepetrin1430 8 ай бұрын
I can't imagine a doctor dressing like that! House isn't wrong in calling out her exposing her breasts like that.
@StevenCBlah 2 жыл бұрын
A lot of people talk about James Gandolfini or Bryan Cranston as the best to ever do it, but Hugh Laurie is right up there with them
@Lemont321989 4 жыл бұрын
This hospital's legal bills for sexual harassment gotta be through the roof. Worth every penny, as far as House is concerned. And my sense of humor
@L4cH4nC3 2 жыл бұрын
"Someday you'll understand that" yeah, when she watches Casablanca for the first time
@adamplace1414 2 жыл бұрын
There's been a lot of explanations why House is so good with kids, but to me it seems pretty simple: House's dad was a strict a-hole, and he doesn't have kids of his own, so House takes the child's side way more than the parent's side.
@constantlyl8 2 жыл бұрын
that explains why he treats those anti vaxxer parents so harshly
@WouldntULikeToKnow. 2 жыл бұрын
@@constantlyl8 well, that and they're just plain idiots. House hates idiots.
@Shay_-cq2cl Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love House’s interactions with his clinic patients. It was a shame that they backed off on these. They were so entertaining.
@essiewoo 6 ай бұрын
yeah, i don't like what they did in the later seasons so dark and depressing House was best when they had a streak of humour. clinic duty was a great comic relief. Hugh Laurie was originally a comedic actor
@vq2vx 2 жыл бұрын
3:47 House's expressions, & 3:52 Wilson swallowing a guffaw 😂 LOVE this show!
@taevongalvez9976 3 жыл бұрын
3:52 Wilson can't stop looking either 😂
@BobbyTomMathew Жыл бұрын
This show is so well written. Especially House's parts.
@essiewoo 6 ай бұрын
i'd say it's more well acted, I love the character but if anyone aside from Hugh Laurie played him he'd be an unbearable stereotype
@McLeod2022 Жыл бұрын
Had never seen the necklace "but I'm not a child...am I??" scene. that was written well... where she played naïve and then confessed with a smile.
@fabienne50 Жыл бұрын
I never really noticed how much Wilson changes throughout the different seasons!
@truwu8177 Жыл бұрын
5:50 I am stealing this
@ralphralpherson9441 2 жыл бұрын
"Care to go for a Spin?" --- that cutting wit is just delicious.. LOL
@familyknutsen2171 4 жыл бұрын
1:58 this look.. house has never looked at another woman like this, she definitely was a great match for him!!
@tailored4extra817 4 жыл бұрын
5:05 omfg that reaction from wilson killed me After I’m only half Jewish fml that was good
@melrobertson2743 2 жыл бұрын
House's opinion of why mommy was soooooo concerned about her daughter's sugar intake was spot on. Is he ripping off Casablanca to break up with someone?
@DawoudKringle 2 жыл бұрын
2:31, House won that woman.
@permazero 2 жыл бұрын
"Long legged Soul" & "......Spin Me" are truly iconic 😅🤣
@jaymillymills Жыл бұрын
I LOVE the "spin me" lady. She is so quick witted
@duderyandude9515 2 жыл бұрын
7:19 I’m surprised that House mentioned Mother Theresa as perfect considering he’s an anti-theist and in real life, Hugh Laurie is friends with Stephen Fry who was friends with Christopher Hitchens and he was the reason that no one could say she had 100% praise when she died.
@tebellontsebeng4024 4 жыл бұрын
"You don't see boobs like that on deans of medicine"
@melchiorvulpius4799 8 ай бұрын
"We'll always have Fresno." HAHAHA
@fazijslive 2 жыл бұрын
3:47 coffee. through my nose. everywhere.
@20somthingdrifter11 Жыл бұрын
8:13 - I love it, house knows he can get away with poaching lines from one of the greatest Romance Movies of all time.
@brigitteking969 7 ай бұрын
One of the greatest Movies of all time!
@focusaddiction3460 4 жыл бұрын
I died laughin when he said she belongs to Victor, omg so freaking genius, the timing
@solventtrapdotcom6676 2 жыл бұрын
So few have the culture to notice anything anymore...
@mistiqueentourage7182 2 жыл бұрын
As in Victor from the movie hatchett?
@yevettebamber4273 Жыл бұрын
I also felt this line was a reference to his love of "Soap Opera's". Fact is he was acting out a "Soap opera" here and took it all the way LOL!!!
@felipepineda1585 3 жыл бұрын
House was actually attracted to her. Why not she is cute and comes right back at him with clever retorts
@noakalter3497 4 жыл бұрын
i love the casablanca references at the end 😂
@patrickelliott-brennan8960 2 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling down to see if anyone noticed that. "Rick: Now, you've got to listen to me! You have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in a concentration camp. Isn't that true, Louie? Captain Renault: I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist. Ilsa: You're saying this only to make me go. Rick: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. Ilsa: But what about us? Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night."
@miranda13c 2 жыл бұрын
8:17 It’s funny/interesting to me how later on, Hugh Laurie and Leighton Meester do actually portray secret lovers in a romance/drama film called “The Oranges” back in 2011. Hugh’s character begins a secret affair with his close friend’s (and neighbor) younger daughter portrayed by Leighton’s character. Fun fact: This is the film that also starred Adam Brody as the son of Hugh Laurie’s character. Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are now married and have a child together. They started dating in 2013, which was just a few years after this film was released. The film is pretty decent and interesting.
@travisjohnson6676 4 жыл бұрын
I love dialogue he stole from Casablanca
@lematindesmagiciens8764 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was like, I heard that before...
@undersolo 4 жыл бұрын
Glad someone caught that.
@Slim08151 4 жыл бұрын
which one are you talking about - never seen Casablanca btw
@travisjohnson6676 4 жыл бұрын
@@Slim08151 I can't type out the whole thing. Look up Casablanca final scene where Bogart says goodbye to Ingrid Bergman
@blaineclarke3192 4 жыл бұрын
You belong with victor.
@TeeDubbleDee 4 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I see this, I never get tired of it.
@nefelitsakiridi 3 жыл бұрын
House flawlessly quoting Casablanca 😂
@ImitationBrand 4 жыл бұрын
I would have hired the girl at 4:32, stylish shoes and all.
@yahyaelganayni4055 2 жыл бұрын
1:44 "certainly curious about the logistics" Dr house just says what we all think about but can't ask
@bunsenn5064 2 жыл бұрын
House has a very strong sense of righteousness, despite carrying himself in such a way which doesn’t reflect it. He doesn’t wear his morals on his sleeve, but he knows them well.
@andromedafan 4 жыл бұрын
From 4:35 to 5:49 that is Dr Petra Gilmar given life by the awesome Erin Foster!!!
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