5 Minutes of Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

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Жыл бұрын

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@av8153 Жыл бұрын

On the way to the bathroom you're Russian, in the bathroom European, when you leave the bathroom you're Finnish.

@aprilgeneric8027 Жыл бұрын

unless it's 1941, then you go in finnished before you can even claim european you're russian out

@sumanthprakash7889 Жыл бұрын

Clever!

@ddrogue474 Жыл бұрын

Lol good one!

@highlander3706 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget to Polish the mirror!

@teresastaggs7923 Жыл бұрын

Best comment

@BendixX69 10 ай бұрын

The way you look at the cups after the jokes...thats hilarious.

@Locajabra Жыл бұрын

The fact that you guys do your jokes straight-faced makes it more hilarious

@sulsimsn0579 29 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@yesayes 15 күн бұрын

That's the only thing that makes it funny I thought lol

@chileheadcraig Жыл бұрын

Ya'lls delivery makes the jokes so much better than other channels that do dad jokes

@tracytracy1030 10 ай бұрын

Ya, I've tried to watch other people do dad jokes and they just don't have it like these guys! 😂

@thelonesomefisherman7425 Жыл бұрын

Your dead pan delivery is what makes the jokes funnier.

@thelonesomefisherman7425 Жыл бұрын

If the New England Patriots are the Pats, and the Tampa Bay Bucaneers are the Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

@kred792 Жыл бұрын

@@thelonesomefisherman7425 the tights

@mortensen1961 Жыл бұрын

@@thelonesomefisherman7425: My team's the Bruins, I say "Go Bruins". Your team is the Nads. You say. . . .

@thelonesomefisherman7425 Жыл бұрын

@@mortensen1961 Good one.

@thelonesomefisherman7425 Жыл бұрын

@K Red Actually, it would make them the, Tits.

@SuperMaxwellg Жыл бұрын

This is absolutely perfect! This is the pinnacle of dad jokes! Outstanding work gentleman

@denn606 9 ай бұрын

You're outstanding in your field

@tyty0071 Жыл бұрын

That ATM machine one gave me a good chuckle.

@kennethknott9138 Жыл бұрын

My wife and I told our children that from now on she is going to be the dad and I am going to be the mom. We just feel the need to be transparent.

@lashondajones3382 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@GeminiBeats973 Жыл бұрын

Damn my man this one's actually funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

@kennethknott9138 Жыл бұрын

@@GeminiBeats973 Thanks. BTW - a policeman stopped to ask me why I had pulled by truck over on the shoulder of the road. I simply explained that I blew up my tranny - then he arrested me for a hate crime....

@Just2old4thisshit Жыл бұрын

I didn't get it

@janiesierra5257 Жыл бұрын

Lmao😂😂😂😂

@davidrobb3016 10 ай бұрын

I tell dad jokes all the time, even though I am not a dad. I guess that makes me a "faux pas"

@greybeard5123 Жыл бұрын

You're Russian when you go into the bathroom, European while there, and Finnish when leaving.

@TheLastCrumb. 10 ай бұрын

Pure bread dog got me completely 😂 I’m stealing that one

@eddie-g-6452 10 ай бұрын

That one actually took me a moment .... ! 🤔 Hit 'pause' ~ WHAT ?? 🤨 Aaannnnnd the penny drops ....!! 🤣🤣🤣

@Hejirah Ай бұрын

he killed him with the "it runs in your jeans" 😆

@joninapepperell1151 Жыл бұрын

How the hell do you keep a straight face? Lol 😂 you guys are too good 😅 x

@dapperjohnjb 11 ай бұрын

I ran across these guys the other day and they had me in stitches!

@hemmojito Жыл бұрын

You don't know what you're missin'🤣

@mistersavage6799 9 ай бұрын

Why can’t I remember these when my kids want to hear a joke? 😅

@games1004 11 ай бұрын

0:35 My favorite one of this batch... so good!😂

@philjorgensen1950 10 ай бұрын

I've been laughing (lol) out loud for weeks - I love you guys and this routine.

@ardeet 8 ай бұрын

I laughed out loud for 5 minutes and 19 seconds. What speed playback are you listening with?

@Robbertsmit 8 ай бұрын

Great timing and reactions! And clever!

@maxinemcelroy8902 Жыл бұрын

Ohhhh my fluff, the wife jokes are the best. Y'all had me cracking up seriously hard 🤣 👑🙏🏻💞✝️🐾🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

@a-bis-zett 4 ай бұрын

As a non-native speaker I learn a lot here and have so much fun. This is hill-areas!

@conservativemetal8552 Жыл бұрын

I love these. My grandkids think I’m the funniest man alive.

@carmgitto Жыл бұрын

Wait a couple more years 😳

@oldschoolhawking8191 Жыл бұрын

@@carmgitto Exactly, I have 11 grandchildren and they thought I was the funniest guy ever, until they turned 12.🥴

@carmgitto Жыл бұрын

@@oldschoolhawking8191 You are super fortunate to have so many, hope that the age ranges enough so some are laughing ,even if the older ones are groaning Stay funny 😄

@oldschoolhawking8191 Жыл бұрын

@@carmgitto Iol, I still have five under the age of 12, the oldest one is 25 years old. He's now my fishing buddy.

@carmgitto Жыл бұрын

@@oldschoolhawking8191 Excellent did you hear about the one armed fisherman?....He caught a fish this big!!

@kred792 Жыл бұрын

If a king runs a kingdom and an emperor runs an empire, who runs a country?

@Bendigo1 Жыл бұрын

A president.

@heliofaros1344 Жыл бұрын

A count. A vote count.

@joe-tatothepotatobiden47 Жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard of that guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts

@RSProduxx Жыл бұрын

@@heliofaros1344 almost...

@davidwuhrer6704 Жыл бұрын

A count runs a county. So a country must be run by a countr.

@de5870 11 ай бұрын

My first reaction...my god how corny and ridiculous but I can't stop laughing. Love you guys!

@tenpercentfordabigguy8550 Жыл бұрын

These guys are the best

@Herm-sw4mv Жыл бұрын

On the 6 months to live joke: That is a joke 1st told by Rodney Dagerfield back in the late 70's. It's still funny though 😂

@MrTruckerf Жыл бұрын

It was written by a joke writer who got no credit whatsoever.

@dewimatthews6037 Жыл бұрын

He still don't get no respect.

@SydneyGreenstreet1227 10 ай бұрын

Wrong,Henny Youngman

@danawhiteisagenius8654 Жыл бұрын

3:24 made it all worth it lol

@Deplorable_Cruz Жыл бұрын

This is the greatest! I am crying

@loganhancey1955 3 ай бұрын

This is the best compilation of dad jokes I’ve ever heard 😂

@lynx7407 Жыл бұрын

guy on the left always has some crazy ass glasses on

@aprilgeneric8027 Жыл бұрын

2:39 probably the first internet meme i ever saw " how to please a woman with only 3.5 inches, photo of brad williams holding up his visa black card.

@markmartin5765 Жыл бұрын

Great work! That was impressive.

@joelvansickle3623 Жыл бұрын

I love these 😆 🤣 😂

@numbereightyseven 15 күн бұрын

For a moment there, I thought it read, "How do priests get rid of incest inside of a church".

@foxfire4571 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like the arsonist dating site was on fire.

@heliofaros1344 Жыл бұрын

Only hot people.

@gonzo1168 Жыл бұрын

I joined too. Plenty of matches. Just no spark 🤔

@MrTruckerf Жыл бұрын

I tried it until I got burnt out.

@deonteclark9833 Жыл бұрын

These guys are amazing

@Imru_gamer Жыл бұрын

Fantastic!!! you make laugh so hard.🤣😂💜💜🙏🙏

@gonzo1168 Жыл бұрын

I also joined the dating site for arsonists. Plenty of matches. Just no spark 🤔

@peterpiper831 Жыл бұрын

But your heart was aflame.

@masumbillah3472 Жыл бұрын

10 yrs later, heart is burnt...

@trevor5290 10 ай бұрын

These are priceless!!! LMFAO

@Styrestian Жыл бұрын

No, Escape'ing that one haha

@peterpiper831 Жыл бұрын

Why was the calendar nervous ? It's days were numbered.

@dewimatthews6037 Жыл бұрын

Ba dum dishoom!

@johnkulpowich5260 Жыл бұрын

I heard a Rodney in there. All forgiven

@l.franfort6340 9 ай бұрын

The shark one is a masterpiece Thank you guys 🫡

@robfriedrich2822 8 ай бұрын

On telephone the automatic voice tells me "please hold the lion", but not, what to do, if the lion becomes nervous.

@canadianpatriot2891 Жыл бұрын

These are hilarious 😂👍🏻

@user-vy4xr2ob7z 10 ай бұрын

The blind archery one made me go hyena.

@eddie-g-6452 10 ай бұрын

I joined a dating site 6 months ago. As I've received no letters, the agency said they will give me 6 months free and just remove my picture ....! 🤣🤣 🤔 😭😭😭

@joshplayzgamezz 9 күн бұрын

5:01 this is the one that actually got me. ill have to use this at soem point

@stenovitz 8 ай бұрын

Soo beautiful and relateable❤ And maybe that's why I love the effort in the dead face delivery (although I've seen behind-the-scenes cuts and they really try to keep the mask tight, that doesn't take anything away from it) Especially with a fresh title as a dad with what feels like a year's sleep deficit, I clearly remember, if you are suddenly left together with a fellow sufferer, the jokes are delivered completely by themselves, where the recipient just either lets it fly over him in dizzyness or the sleep drunk just enjoys that there is peace for a while, with no reaction from the laughing muscles. HOWEVER that said, once the laughing muscles are activated, your dad joke deliveries are drowned in severe laughter, nomatter how lame they are, but which also has a lovely healthy, contagious effect😅 Just entered this channel a week ago, hereby subscribed! Greets from Denmark

@katlamb4606 Ай бұрын

03:58 😂 I was gaping cause I thought he said he cooked the rabbi.

@Gx876Gaming-hz5du 8 ай бұрын

Lmaoo I accidentally took my cats meds last night… dont ask “meow”

@LeJones457 5 ай бұрын

These guys are GREAT!!!!!! Where do they get all these terrific jokes???????

@OAMSOCIAL 10 ай бұрын

These are so bad. I love it!

@ellonysman 4 ай бұрын

Epic. E P I C plus I love Tahoe!

@genewilliams617 Жыл бұрын

Good stuff here!

@chingamfong 10 ай бұрын

That twitter is free joke is aging like cheese. Changed, but still delicious.

@mctaguer 8 ай бұрын

I need my daily fix. Thanks a lot guys!

@Turbo44mag 11 ай бұрын

pun pa pun pun, pun occasionally LMAO

@bakiretsu1351 11 ай бұрын

*STROKE* 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that got me

@sethb775 11 ай бұрын

I could watch these all day…

@eddie-g-6452 10 ай бұрын

These dudes take up the last half hour of my night shift ..... 🤣🤣

@adriand2895 Жыл бұрын

😂 I will try the ATM machine for my chest

@catsrock7991 10 ай бұрын

You have a left to remain silent

@AndersPuschel 11 ай бұрын

I used to work for that arsonist dating site, but I got fired.

@SydneyGreenstreet1227 10 ай бұрын

I used to work in a candle factory but got fired because I wouldn’t work on wick ends.

@Ensofpsyros Жыл бұрын

I can't pee, I couldn't pee, I have to pee. He wanted me to hold that in.

@muffinman2546 Жыл бұрын

1:52 What kind of dog is that? A corgi loaf? 😂

@bobbyng6436 9 ай бұрын

Packed my bags and right!!!😅

@sandimitulinsky-ou2nb 4 ай бұрын

Every one golden 😂❤

@robfriedrich2822 8 ай бұрын

They raised the cough fee...

@Janee-jf9wn 3 ай бұрын

Dad's be funny!

@C-E2 10 ай бұрын

Hill Areas - Hilarious 😂

@16rumpole 10 ай бұрын

the key to these jokes is the deadpan straight faced delivery

@jonathanwinfield6000 6 ай бұрын

Careful with those jokes when your barber has scissors in his hand.. 😂

@francinemorris4622 Жыл бұрын

What do you call a dispute between two fishermen? Rod Rage. ( if this makes you chuckle or smile please give a 👍🏽)

@clairee4939 Жыл бұрын

🤦🏼‍♀️ 😊

@nobody7817 Жыл бұрын

OK OK, You reeled me in; I fell for that line... good catch!

@stevesebzda570 Жыл бұрын

@Nobody You fell for that (hook, line and sinker), you missed that lol. 😂👍

@stevesebzda570 Жыл бұрын

Francine Morris, I got one. Why are fly-fishermen better? Because, fly-fishermen/women have longer rods. [A Fly-Fishing rod is approx 81/2, 9, 91/2 or 10 feet long - compared to 4,5 or 6 feet] So, actually, you could you could rephrase your joke; Why, did the two fisherman have a dispute? Because the fly-fisherman had a longer rod. Lol . 😂👍(< and why can't I find a caramel thumb?! Gee, that's dumb.. ) Good one though. 😂

@trevor5290 10 ай бұрын

answer: A de-bate.

@djksfhakhaks 5 ай бұрын

I. Just. Holy fuck. JESUS

@danaveye3977 Жыл бұрын

The amount of rum consumed to make these videos would be astonishing

@robertcarpenter1615 Жыл бұрын

That viagra one had me spraying my coffee.

@lynnfielding4942 11 ай бұрын

This comment did that to me 😂😂😂

@warriormanmaxx8991 9 ай бұрын

Hey @robertcarpenter1615 - you were not spraying out your coffee !!

@gritskennedy5007 11 ай бұрын

What are a pirates favorite letters....sure ya might think it's RRRRRR BUT REALLY ITS THE C....

@chileheadcraig Жыл бұрын

Hope the keyboard job is back under cntl.

@donaldkasper8346 11 ай бұрын

Hey now backspace a minute and tab that by me again.

@artiso2291 Жыл бұрын

the fact that they are so bad makes it so funny

@donaldkasper8346 11 ай бұрын

When he tilted his coffee cup up and nothing was in it, wow, I thought he was actually drinking coffee all this time. Fooled me again.

@andyleo8418 Жыл бұрын

Henny Youngmen joke in there

@markglass9123 Жыл бұрын

One from Gracie Allen, too. Always room for the classics.

@hamdanjantan3462 10 ай бұрын

The UNWRITTEN RULES : 1)_______ 2)________ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ellonysman 6 ай бұрын

Soooo stupid. Love it.

@eyalozeri1981 6 ай бұрын

What a gorgeous view! where do you live?

@vitd5283 9 ай бұрын

they write the jokes on the back of their mugs

@MrMightyZ 7 ай бұрын

Another Lisle? Cheers bro.

@rjust2297 2 ай бұрын

If you're golfing and you keep your ball on the T right out of the bag. Are you teabagging?

@oxy_is_a_moron Жыл бұрын

Why is the number 10 always scared? Because it is in the middle of 9 11

@rada70 10 күн бұрын

🔥 😂😂

@warrior7466 Жыл бұрын

I explained to my wife that this is how the offside rule works. The next day whilst watching tennis she shouts "but he was offside".

@rjust2297 54 минут бұрын

Sorry I know my ass looks really good but I was just biding my time LOL I make you fall into the lake there😂

@CornerTalker Жыл бұрын

When you're headed to the bathroom, you're a Russian.

@RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES Жыл бұрын

4:32 XD

@MADtownMETALER Жыл бұрын

Where can i get those sunglasses?😊

@damienfinger7760 Жыл бұрын

Got it for $24 in the first seconds!

@bas1lisk4d38 Жыл бұрын

What do you call a chinese baby who was born too early? Wong tai ming

@stevesebzda570 Жыл бұрын

Lol What do you call a Ceckoslovackian abortion? [I couldn't spell Czechoslovakian - and I prob still have it wrong] A canceled check though lol [1st time telling that since I was a kid though ] Enjoy 😂

@stevesebzda570 Жыл бұрын

A canceled Czech (Or, Canceled check/cheque) Get it? Enjoy 😂