Five Minutes of Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

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Жыл бұрын

enjoy 5 minutes of dad jokes #dadjokes #docktok

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@matthewmiller4747 Жыл бұрын

Me in my head, "I'm gonna remember that one" Forgets instantly.

@aprilgeneric8027 Жыл бұрын

me seeing a hair on the screen tries to wipe it off, it doesn't move despite the rule of thumb, gives it the middle finger on the scroll button...it moves. nice pic buddy 🖕

@ATruckCampbell Жыл бұрын

@@aprilgeneric8027 Me with darkmode on so those pics never work.

@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын

@@aprilgeneric8027 bro gets angry for a hair 😂

@marvira Жыл бұрын

@@HundredSlot also a fly, i slapped my phone when I saw a fly in a profile and thought it was real😅

@johnanon658 Жыл бұрын

Ikr😅

@simon4043 Жыл бұрын

The invisible man marrying the invisible woman? I don't see that happening.

@TheLT704 Жыл бұрын

Let's hope their Mum's and Dad's turned up to the wedding That makes them trans-parent... Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

@knyte8706 Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure there’s a shadow banned reply in here and for once it works 😂

@jeanneratterman Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@KabeeshS Жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@uchennamartin7821 Жыл бұрын

@@KabeeshS yeah 👍👍👍

@simon4043 Жыл бұрын

Elevator music should be uplifting, but can get you down at times.

@mcalvrd6110 Жыл бұрын

These are the best Dad jokes AND the best tellers even more. It's their voice tone, and their faces... priceless.

@AutumnK Жыл бұрын

And the random hats, coats, sunglasses, and drinks with the mountains of fake foam coming off them. 😂

@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын

@@AutumnK YES LMAOO. The sunglasses and foam always took me out 😂

@jamiemarr1155 Жыл бұрын

The background is priceless!

@homoerectus744 Жыл бұрын

@@jamiemarr1155thnx!

@YeshuasLuVd1two Жыл бұрын

Truly 😂

@daledoe-baggins Жыл бұрын

This is exactly how I want my retirement to be!😂

@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын

Daniel being cute for no reason lmaoo "Oatmeal" "Breakfast" More of him pleasee

@soclose2her Жыл бұрын

Dad jokes are my favorite, and the delivery on these-high quality. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!

@josie4065 Жыл бұрын

"At the end of the day, it's night" is fantastic

@darrylharris3154 11 ай бұрын

Right? And his delivery was spot on!

@Hejirah Ай бұрын

didn't get that one! someone pls explaaain edit: it just hit me! lmaaao

@PS3DJ09 Жыл бұрын

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off

@arightscepter 11 ай бұрын

That's week

@MHG742 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jeanneratterman Жыл бұрын

The dry delivery cracks me up! 😂😂😂

@peterpiper831 Жыл бұрын

I met a woman last week and we went back to her place and got intimate. After we finished, we were lying on the bed and she said "I've got a confession to make...I used to be a Christian." "No problem," I said " that doesn't matter at all." That's good to know" she said, " I much prefer being a Christine."

@dragons_red Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын

Oh hell nahh

@galevalenti7759 Жыл бұрын

😂

@michawill6599 Жыл бұрын

Took me a while 🤣

@kippertrace5808 Жыл бұрын

I asked for a natural blonde prostitute. We met up, git undressed, totally naked and she had a jet black ''hairy mary'' I said, "What's going on, I paid extra for a natural blonde!'' She replied, ''Well you know when you hit your thumb nail with a hammer and it goes black, we'll its had quite a bit of hammer.''

@greenclean3917 Жыл бұрын

Five minutes of random outburst, sore abs and total oblivion to the worlds state. This is Gold!

@cecew.7050 Жыл бұрын

“Good employees are hard to find”🤣

@mikehunt-z8f 5 күн бұрын

would hard employees be good to find?

@CasperJLT707 Жыл бұрын

No one gonna mention the funny ways he keeps holding the mug

@hotrodray6802 Жыл бұрын

Read the mugs

@weirdstashcat4437 10 ай бұрын

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! The way they handle their mugs had me giggling.

@PhilistineTheArtLuvr Жыл бұрын

Remember this one: I used to play water polo but I had to stop, I couldn't go on. My ponies kept on drowning.

@ellisonhamilton3322 Жыл бұрын

That bar joke is too true. I can't count the number of times I've had the same experience AND often someone has changed my house completely.

@ianblack4889 11 ай бұрын

The funniest thing here is his sun glasses, look like he's been welding 😂

@anthonyrogers24 Жыл бұрын

My parents invited me to have breakfast with them at noon. They said we were having eggs and bacon, but when I got there they were serving steak and potatoes..........it turned out to be a brunch of lies

@HundredSlot Жыл бұрын

I saw and heard so many jokes, but this one is the best out of the brunch

@DeceptiveSS 11 ай бұрын

Doesn't matter, had steaks.

@morisn 5 ай бұрын

At least you got brunch. In mine, I just got the lies 😒

@a-bis-zett 4 ай бұрын

so you had mis - steaks 😂

@vernfoss3534 4 ай бұрын

Hey

@shaneh1003 Жыл бұрын

First time to hear Daniel get to voice in on one. It was over, or under, my head, but good to hear him talk for a change. Hello, Daniel! Good to see you on the dock.

@hotrodray6802 Жыл бұрын

Oatmeal makes you a real regular guy....

@DiscipleofVenser1992 Жыл бұрын

When I was kid, my Dad took me fishing. I asked if I could use the shrimp for bait. Told me to stop being shellfish.

@hotrodray6802 Жыл бұрын

Pessimist says the glass is half empty. Optimist says the glass is half full. Mechanical engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

@GreatJO 10 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, A welder is looking for the lens shade of his welding helmet

@classicalnaustrianeco6270 10 ай бұрын

Economist says a hose would be more efficient.

@dillonbrown1123 Жыл бұрын

The dry erase board being remarkable took me the fuck out.

@simon4043 Жыл бұрын

0:15 Finally got the dry eraser board joke. I'm going to write that one down. Damn, I wiped it.

@powerofme7144 Жыл бұрын

There might be a marker and butt joke. But you don’t want me to go there. 😂

@danielturchan4092 8 күн бұрын

The Forrest Gump one took me a solid SECOND but then had me DYING 😂

@maximeprometheas Жыл бұрын

THIS is the sort of video I forward to my Son whenever he says that my Dad Jokes are unsupportable. Now he's gonna have to put up with them.

@andrewbyrnes6389 Жыл бұрын

“Now you’re not gonna tell me that’s a coincidence” 😅

@Threedog1963 Ай бұрын

Good employees are hard to find. As a retired postal worker, I fully support that sentiment.

@dragons_red Жыл бұрын

Love the outrageous sunglasses

@powerofme7144 Жыл бұрын

They are polarizing huh?

@PhoenixTide69 Жыл бұрын

Ever hear the joke about the toilet paper? No? That's ok, it's tearable.

@Sharellie Жыл бұрын

Love it 😂

@kelimutscheller1960 Жыл бұрын

Great work with the mugs Love all of this

@Drekon009 Жыл бұрын

I laughed at the Bank Balance joke

@jessicap2144 Жыл бұрын

As an accountant I found that super funny, one of my favs lol

@wukilla8ee Жыл бұрын

I was crying laughing with the Forrest Gump joke!! Holy shit man, I needed that!! Thank You

@p.pardus8424 9 ай бұрын

I literally just got it!

@dewimatthews6037 Жыл бұрын

What did you operate on mrs smith for? Five hundred dollars. No, what did she have? Five hundred dollars!

@gianlucapedone679 Жыл бұрын

I'm not dad yet, but I really like dad jokes!

@nikhils9262 Жыл бұрын

Buh I'm 17😶

@ThorstenDrews Жыл бұрын

So you're still a faux pa!

@gianlucapedone679 Жыл бұрын

@@ThorstenDrews I'm sorry, what does it mean Faux Pa 😊?

@ThorstenDrews Жыл бұрын

@@gianlucapedone679 It's a double meaning joke from the french faux pas which is a kind of mistake and the translation of faux as fake in english wich makes faux pa a "fake dad" 😀

@gianlucapedone679 Жыл бұрын

@@ThorstenDrews ah ok 😊

@michelleadamchak1330 Жыл бұрын

Oh, please, please, make a gag reel. That's where the real magic happens. I don't know how you guys aren't losing it more often because these are comedy GOLD!!

@ExtremelyRadiant Жыл бұрын

I never knew my REAL ladder. 😂❤ As a new house owner with ONLY a step ladder, it was extra funny. 😊🎉

@tonyvalle2310 10 ай бұрын

I hate being bipolar, it's awesome!

@ToBeAnnounced2024 10 ай бұрын

🤣

@jamiemarr1155 Жыл бұрын

The gluestick!!! LOLOL

@felixalmeida481 Жыл бұрын

You guys are made for these roles - excellent delivery 🎉

@valkylva Жыл бұрын

The forest Gump Gen-A one had me dying 😂😂😂

@jackgeary6928 Жыл бұрын

This is pure solid gold. Love it.

@ServeMySoul777 Жыл бұрын

I took a walk the other day and saw a tasty looking donut on the ground. Afterwards, I passed it.

@hoomanAdnan Жыл бұрын

One of the nicest 5 minutes ❤🏆

@genewilliams617 Жыл бұрын

Well done!!!!!

@arlenewilliams3718 Жыл бұрын

Talent !

@lynnegoudzwaard6416 Жыл бұрын

Loved everything about this! We need to laugh these days.

@shadowdoomrobotnik Жыл бұрын

Dude, Daniel is the best. Always brings a smile to my face. It would be nice to see and hear more of him! *Oatmeal rules*

@cynthiawadeson8843 Жыл бұрын

Daniel doesn't do deadpan--i don't either!

@alberttang7641 Жыл бұрын

2:19 ? 🤣🤣 The question marks on their heads.

@willg.7775 Жыл бұрын

Helarious

@KasaiRayquaza 9 ай бұрын

The Gen A one took me a second but then I freaking died.

@ernesthofmeister3054 11 ай бұрын

I knew this couple, the wife said her cooking was to die for........her husband's funeral is next week!

@Sharellie Жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting for a compilation!!

@oc2phish07 6 ай бұрын

These jokes are brilliant and the two guys are absolutely priceless.

@peterwuelfing Жыл бұрын

Thanks

@debammann5861 Жыл бұрын

Wow, I have a job interview tomorriw & I want to tell the joke anout the employee hiding. Test their sense of humor, because if you can't laugh, not sure I want to be there.😅

@RyuHazaki Жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ 0:45-0:46, he looks like the lost member of the Jedi council🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always enjoy the jokes!!! Keep up the great channel😊😊

@heidiWava Жыл бұрын

So many golden nuggets!

@jjdwnbyci Жыл бұрын

Having just cut his finger off...calls his wife and says honey I just cut my finger off...she replies the whole finger??he says no the one next to it

@clairee4939 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for subtitles these were great. Lol

@sarajanesmith3892 Жыл бұрын

Love these videos! ROTFL 😂😂😂

@dee5274 10 ай бұрын

I've stumbled across you guys a few months ago and have been watching your stuff every day since. Yous make me laugh every time, I've shared your jokes with my kids, my parents my friends, my wife, the only one who ain't laughed is my wife, she's a tuff nut to crack. I should never have married a macadamia nut

@JavierPerez-hr5vo 7 ай бұрын

she probably doesent laugh when you tell her the jokes but when youre not with her she remembers and probably laughs her head off and i can put $$$ on that 😀 and macadamia turns into a nutcracker

@adriand2895 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂5 min from house to bar and 45 min back to house😂

@arightscepter 11 ай бұрын

That's staggering :)

@larryperry5696 Жыл бұрын

I asked a dozen LGBTQ folks what that means... I couldn't get a straight answer. (Just saw this meme.)

@thearchie358 Жыл бұрын

You should write a book. Downside- all your reactions/non-reactions make THIS funnier!

@scottbaker9200 Жыл бұрын

Classics! Keep’em commin’

@MsTara007 Жыл бұрын

I had a good laugh ..and it was not the jokes, but the mere fact,that you did this video 😂 Thank you

@TwistedSister1234 5 ай бұрын

I love the straight faces, the disguises, the WAG jackets, and just now, the awesome smiley faces of Logan and the guy with the red ‘tache, breaking through on that rare occasion. Are Logan and he brothers?

@wrecklessdaath 4 ай бұрын

that dude in the middle is funny as hell 😂❤

@benrough94 Жыл бұрын

Added this to my favourites before the end of the first joke ❤

@emjaybee9934 Жыл бұрын

What do you call a scary bee? A BooBee...

@EFCLARK Жыл бұрын

Excellent. Just Excellent

@dassyareg7587 Жыл бұрын

How are they keeping a straight face? I'd be rolling on the floor

@hotrodray6802 Жыл бұрын

You should see their outtakes.😆😆😆😆😆

@azizscurrim9713 5 ай бұрын

You guys are just awesome 😂

@marcysmith2851 9 ай бұрын

Most remarkable! I love how your jokes make me a better thinker! 😂

@nickcellino1503 11 ай бұрын

Hilarious, you guys are great. Please do an encore.

@thisisnotforalltosee1875 9 ай бұрын

The envelope joke got an LOL out of me 😁

@SophiaJordan-cp5np 6 ай бұрын

Can’t get enough of these men.

@homoerectus744 Жыл бұрын

Secret writer, Steven Wright?

@AndersPuschel 11 ай бұрын

I wanted to donate my organs, but it turns out most churches already have one.

@arightscepter 11 ай бұрын

You'll have to better organize

@dickrichard5579 Жыл бұрын

This was great

@elleret Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆 I loved this!!!

@Hejirah Ай бұрын

the landlord joke lol

@user-rr6uz5do6x Жыл бұрын

Well, that brought me to tears.

@morisn 5 ай бұрын

Dammed, watching this, I said to myself I was going to keep that deadpan expression but couldn't 'hold' it for a minute.

@urex1717 10 ай бұрын

I ended up eating all of my cat's meds last night. Don't ask meow. That is my favorite from these guys and they didn't even include it. I was waiting.

@amegatron07 Жыл бұрын

The joke about neighbors was my favorite here.

@Imru_gamer Жыл бұрын

Fantastic!!! 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏💜💜💜💜

@jl8138 4 ай бұрын

The Forrest Gump joke may be the best joke of all time

@user-fx1mc3jv3q 3 ай бұрын

Dudes love the docktok in grey form!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love and light to you aye💛✨

@richiespinelli5605 9 ай бұрын

Please keep these coming. I was a hysterical watching this.😅

@brianreaves7816 11 ай бұрын

Love this best stuff on KZfaq..

@TeaWithTheAuthor Жыл бұрын

TikTok parodies, I love them.

@ClauGutierrezY 11 ай бұрын

This channel makes me happy

@EdgyHedgy05 5 ай бұрын

The magician one was unreal

@paulgreaves3131 Жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂😂 the way u drink the cup lol 😂

@fayet8877 Жыл бұрын

Oh man these are hilarious 🤣

@Subcritical96 Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅 I love dad jokes

@kellidinit3725 Жыл бұрын

Ok, let me add my dad’s favorite. Dad :Knew a guy that bowled 301. Innocent bystander: you can’t bowl a 301. Dad: he bowled 300, and won.

@MrTruckerf Жыл бұрын

Dad: I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one. Son: He could not have bowled a three hundred and one. Dad: You can't bowl a 300 and lose. Son: Mom said you aren't my real dad.

@kellidinit3725 Жыл бұрын

@@MrTruckerf 😂😂