Doctor Reacts To Hysterical Medical Memes

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@bangtanpotterhead8774 2 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who honestly thought the "God bless you, ladies" at the end, from the camera man actually felt so nice to hear?

@daniyasoni8232 2 жыл бұрын

Ya he was so sweet And it really felt nice to hear 😂😭

@SaBoTeUr2001 2 жыл бұрын

Hats off to all the generous patients who have consented to medical students (doctors, nurses, medical technicians, etc) practicing on them!

@asefehasefi9045 2 жыл бұрын

😎

@amaliarios78 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! Felt the same way too

@kimberlyceulemans6015 2 жыл бұрын

yess! i got all fuzzy inside because omg he thinks of us and our pain

@mod850 2 жыл бұрын

"Would you eat salty bread??" Clearly, Dr. Mike has never discovered the joys of hot soft pretzels.

@user-in1gv1uh2v Жыл бұрын

With nacho cheese.

@CorvusCorone68 Жыл бұрын

@@user-in1gv1uh2v i don't get the point of that tho, cuz it isn't yours... not yo cheese

@alma5147 Жыл бұрын

Or churros

@deborahelorza4091 Жыл бұрын

@@alma5147 Aren't churros made with sugar? Are there churros out in the world covered in salt???

@Algebruh2407 Жыл бұрын

Dr. Mike just declared war on all of Germany with that take

@huggledemon32 Жыл бұрын

That “God Bless you, Ladies!” was so sweet and also lol worthy! Yeah man- between Pap smears and squishing our boobs for breast cancer exams- man we go THROUGH it!🤣😩😅

@PTS_CFC Жыл бұрын

Dr Mike: Looking at things from far away relaxes your eyes Me, who has ADHD: Oh, look, a bird about 100 feet away.

@Dreron Жыл бұрын

Soooooo me as well....

@LadyDoomsinger Жыл бұрын

...The Sun is pretty far away.... (Don't look directly at the Sun)

@Dreron Жыл бұрын

@@LadyDoomsinger Oh, look, a shiny thing up there!

@PTS_CFC Жыл бұрын

@@LadyDoomsinger YO same. I stare at the sun like 1-2 times a day

@sammythecryptid2721 Жыл бұрын

I don't know how to gauge 20 feet with my eyes. I'm nearsighted.

@joanneaugust6611 2 жыл бұрын

The cognitive distortion meme reminds me of this terrible joke: "My girlfriend left me because I'm too insecure and anxious... - Never mind, she just came back from the kitchen."

@pavithramc956 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bigul_siwach 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@crowdemon_archives 2 жыл бұрын

Why does it remind me of how puppies sometimes react to their owners disappearing into a room lol

@ami_jaay 2 жыл бұрын

Fudge i think i have this 😬

@pinkharth860 2 жыл бұрын

"My girlfriend broke up with me because of how mysterious I was. Or did she?"

@cubbance Жыл бұрын

Me: I really like Doctor Mike. He's entertaining and informative and... Dr.Mike: Fries are no good Me:...also dead to me.

@silviatonapetian6932 Жыл бұрын

That’s how I felt when he disgraced potatoes like that. He’s banished.

@Kartoffelkamm Жыл бұрын

I think he said to always get a second opinion, so yeah. And my opinion is that fries are nice.

@BananaDynastyX Жыл бұрын

@BDWriter Funny enough potatoes are very nutrient rich, while tasting better than most other vegetables. While they are comparatively high in calories, they're also very filling.

@DeeFightingDreamer Жыл бұрын

literally me (also in an older video he pointed out how bacon is bad for you and like I KNOW THAT BUT HOW DARE YOU)

@esmirahuric6221 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@nightwing3618 Жыл бұрын

I love Sam's commentary in the background, especially when he is dying laughing at Mike's cluelessness.

@aamu3 6 ай бұрын

yes😂

@darkangel_1978 Жыл бұрын

I think my favorite one that is a little medical related is: "I accidentally plugged my symptoms into IMDB, and apparently I have Gary Busey." I still laugh over it.

@lkf8799 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if they got that from Parks and Rec. Chris Pratt's character searches Amy Pohler's character's flu symptoms and tells her that Google says she may be experiencing network connectivity issues 😂 He improvised it and the creator of the show says how proud and angry he is because it's such a great line and he didn't write it.

@eking3983 2 жыл бұрын

Now we all know that Dr. Mike has no Irish genes after insulting the potato like that.

@mysticfire473 2 жыл бұрын

I have ate many potatoes just peeled & add salt. Eat it just like an apple

@agc2801 2 жыл бұрын

Yep, came here offended for my fav carb.

@Mchenrjld 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he prefers vodka....JK

@sebastianfinn5155 2 жыл бұрын

Me watching that clip who will maybe die from the salt of all the fries that I’ve eaten

@cassidythecat 2 жыл бұрын

Even if I didn't have Irish genes I'd love potrzebuję Edit: POTATOES, I've been taking polish lessons since I also have ancestors from Poland and my keyboard has been autocorrecting everything to polish

@achaka8947 2 жыл бұрын

Mike: Laughs a bit at the joke then starts to medically explain why the meme is accurate or not

@Wolfnotsheep1 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I don't think this is how a doctor should behave

@wagwan6617 2 жыл бұрын

@@Wolfnotsheep1 you really don’t like Dr.Mike

@linzilooloo7669 2 жыл бұрын

@@wagwan6617 He told people to jab their children, those some of those children now have blood clots and or inflamed organs, and it appears to be chronic! Supporting this punk is wrong and you should wake up!

@russell7516 2 жыл бұрын

A true doctor

@khalilahd. 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao best part

@catharinetarquinio6614 Жыл бұрын

With the speculum, I thank my gynecologist EVERY SINGLE TIME I see her, because she's knowledgeable and careful enough to have never pinched me. I hear horror stories all the time and I just feel so goddamn lucky, lol.

@2010shorte Жыл бұрын

Hi Dr Mike! The handwriting on that script to us Pharmacy folk is very suspicious because doctors are notorious for poor handwriting. Anytime we get a well written script, its a definite “call the office and make sure its real” moment

@louiserodrigues2069 11 ай бұрын

lol 😅😅 I can imagine this happening

@marcusc9931 7 ай бұрын

Some people say that smart people have bad handwriting because their hand can't keep up with their brain.

@sophiaramirez8364 2 ай бұрын

Pharm Tech here! When I see a script with legible handwriting like that, I always pass it around to my coworkers to admire. It doesn’t happen that often. While it’s true that a nicely written script like that is a potential red flag, that script was only for Tylenol and an antibiotic. Not something we usually fuss about too much. Now, the guy who called in a fake promethazine script on the other hand…

@katyalumi 2 жыл бұрын

as a female, the way you were talking about the speculum made my nervous system curl in on itself

@sillykitti_ 2 жыл бұрын

same

@graysonrogers-barnes6302 2 жыл бұрын

It made my blood feel like it turned to stone.

@Taliesin6 2 жыл бұрын

even as a guy i cringed hard.

@AmazingMelodiesYouTube 2 жыл бұрын

😖

@LordFarquad-_- Жыл бұрын

Right we already have periods but now I must worry about a doctor accidentally manually starting a period 😀👍

@puglover7985 2 жыл бұрын

"Can you imagine how much that hurts" YES I CAN. I FOR SURE CAN. I LITERALLY CRIED!

@Kilathasaurus Жыл бұрын

for a sudden the period pains felt like nothing compared to *that*

@rufavulpes Жыл бұрын

That sounds terrible. Hell, even my male friend agrees.

@hamzasultan96 Жыл бұрын

@@rufavulpes If you've seen it, it doesn't take much to imagine the pain it would feel. Plus, we've all bit the inside of our mouths at some point, just imagine that but on the inside of your pelvis.

@deadaid528 Жыл бұрын

@@hamzasultan96 i can only think of something going inside your urethral opening/urethra and pinching it

@val_thezesty Жыл бұрын

My soul left my body hearing that 💀

@allimac4 Жыл бұрын

The last part physically hurt me! The last time I had vaginal exam, my MALE doctor said to me 'now just relax, and imagine I look good' AND when he was done, he did the thing where he pinched me on the inside 😬 Never again, thank you!!

@acelovesdiyschristopher7023 3 ай бұрын

That's so gross! Imagine I look good 🤢🤮

@MsDemonBunny 3 ай бұрын

The camera man at the end there reacting and then adding "God bless you, ladies". ❤ I like a human with empathy. First rate.

@jordanc2019 2 жыл бұрын

Sam becoming progressively more vocally participatory in these videos makes me happy - keep including more of his comments please!

@mili4725 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!! I love his little commentaries

@Kriddle1229 2 жыл бұрын

@@Little_Talks shut up.

@danielle8587 Жыл бұрын

Yes we love Sam

@larryoflegends Жыл бұрын

2 things that never get old 1:dark humour 2:unvaccinated kids

@killit2473 9 ай бұрын

Two birds one stone, damn!

@feraltaco4783 8 ай бұрын

I'm going to Hell. I can't stop laughing. 🤣 🤣 🤣

@andriealinsangao613 8 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@user-ln7ub7ed1f 7 ай бұрын

How does this not have more likes?

@12thDecember 5 ай бұрын

😅

@flamingo0123 Жыл бұрын

One time, a gynocologist lady went to close the speculum a little before removing it and it suddenly slammed shut and she screamed and jumped back because it startled her lol. Just felt like sharing that I have a strong but apparently scary vag. Om nom nom.

@lauralaugle2783 Жыл бұрын

"Can you imagine how much that hurts?" Most of us do not have to imagine.

@cc_2007 2 жыл бұрын

as a girl, the thought of the last thing happening with the speculum sounds like the equivalent of sticking a tooth pick under ur toe nail and kicking a wall

@hanban7 2 жыл бұрын

nooo that visual is awful too D: agh I hate it XD

@secondace9495 2 жыл бұрын

thanks now i have to deal with two painfull visuals

@rqertip 2 жыл бұрын

oh my god no

@jennymunday7913 2 жыл бұрын

I've been pinched before by one of those and uh, I mean you're not far off.

@rosemata7127 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@sweetlorikeet Жыл бұрын

"Do you eat salty bread?" Well, yeah. Breadsticks and stuff... salt + fat + carbs = bliss.

@HarleyWithJoker Жыл бұрын

seems legit

@kellynolen498 Жыл бұрын

im mean addsome herbs and garlic bread anyone plus potato is ambrosia mash potatos is just potato salt and butter

@Scout580 Жыл бұрын

Now that, that's facts

@gracewest3156 Жыл бұрын

I'm due my first smear test soon for thank you for that last bit, can't wait now

@Lisa_The_Norwegian Жыл бұрын

I felt the car one. I have fibromyalgia and whenever my doc asks me, “how are you doing?” I usually respond with, “we only have ten minutes, let’s not go into that”. Because honestly the list is so long and none of us has the time or energy to care about it, we deal with the biggest problem atm and move on 😂😂😂

@kitty667 2 жыл бұрын

That was a most amazing quote: “I didn’t even have to look it up! My brain just worked!”

@TheGong00zler 2 жыл бұрын

YESS lmao

@lkf8799 Жыл бұрын

Me on Trivia night knowing who wrote The Crucible, who sings Sugar, Sugar, and identifying a capybara by photo 😃 Hell Yeah!

@Kelly-ip9nf 2 жыл бұрын

I felt my soul shrivel at the prospect of the speculum doing the unthinkable. Luckily never had that sort of speculum nightmare happen to me but thanks a lot for bringing that thought into my head 😌

@blueshoes5145 2 жыл бұрын

Yet.... lol you may have to in the future. I don't know about you...But in our country they tell women to get pap smears if they are over a certain age. Pap smears detect cervical cancers. Which is treatable but kills many women. So it's better to do it. Although ..it can be painful.

@hanban7 2 жыл бұрын

it was def not fun for me! It was uncomfortable and painful. (I don't use tampons so I'm not used to stuff up there haha) I didn't want to do it, but I figured why keep waiting and just get it over with? But oof its freaking sensitive down there and I cringe at the thought of the doctor accidently pinching down there D:

@Elementianhero22 2 жыл бұрын

@@blueshoes5145 Even when they use the tiniest speculum possible, it hurts like HELL if its your first Pap smear.

@boxcatt5021 2 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@gidget_ 2 жыл бұрын

Lucky. I have and it was very painful. She was a new Dr. I told them I would never see her again. Got my old Dr back thank goodness.

@planetno.6 Жыл бұрын

7:59 "the bleeding's internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!"

@ricochet0928 Жыл бұрын

"Can you imagine how much that would hurt?" Yes, I can. I'm imagining it right now in fact, and i really wish i could stop :)

@heatherduke7703 2 ай бұрын

Yah, like new fear unlocked… I guess I’ve been lucky so far with all my pap smears 😱

@BiteSizedCrafter 2 жыл бұрын

“Give him a headache now. Don’t waste the medicine.” I lost it at 4:03 am to that one. 😂

@sssophie9292 2 жыл бұрын

I don't get that one 🙈

@Pizzacheese10 2 жыл бұрын

@@sssophie9292 paracetamol is a pill for when you have a headache

@MarsJenkar 2 жыл бұрын

@@sssophie9292 Paracetamol is the generic term in the UK for Tylenol. (US generic term is acetaminophen.)

@sssophie9292 2 жыл бұрын

@@MarsJenkar ta, so we have the acetam in common then

@jessicapeyton5444 2 жыл бұрын

SAME HERE I was thinking my humor was broken

@livin4thelamb499 2 жыл бұрын

"God bless you, ladies" Me having just given birth and am still recovering: "Thank you." 😭

@amx1757 2 жыл бұрын

congrats and good luck

@brittanydebuhr4177 2 жыл бұрын

Congrats lean as far forward as you can to pee. NO ONE told me that after my first delivery . I went pee like normal and screamed so loud. I hope you and baby are doing well. Take lots of videos and pics. They really do grow up way too fast xD

@mangaanimefan3089 Жыл бұрын

6:09 It's alright, Dr. Mike. I don't blame you. Clearly your taste buds have died if you don't understand the deliciousness that is hot, crispy salty fries or fresh, warm pretzels, for that matter. And for that you have my sympathy. 😔😝

@SugarandSarcasm Жыл бұрын

Breadsticks… and garlic butter… 🤤

@GogiRegion 12 күн бұрын

@@SugarandSarcasmGarlic butter and salt is the key to make anything taste good.

@SugarandSarcasm 12 күн бұрын

@@GogiRegion absolutely!

@lazymofos4865 Жыл бұрын

6:50 Yeah dont call the FBI, thats letting them off too easy... Call Perogi!

@abby-girly1652 2 жыл бұрын

9:05 THAT “there you go!” WAS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!! MIKE YOURE GETTING BETTER 😁😁😁

@Qveenshxt 2 жыл бұрын

That was my only thought. Mike’s getting quick with it now!

@DimiDzi 2 жыл бұрын

a man walked into the doctor's office and said: doc I'm really grateful for your prescription, my wife said I haven't been so energetic in the bed before and the doctor said: thank the pharmacist who deciphered it, I haven't written anything I just tested my pen if it works

@eloisepharmacist 2 жыл бұрын

Pharmacist here 🤣🤣🤣

@eugelopez3383 2 жыл бұрын

@@eloisepharmacist y'all are hidden heros, we'd be dead without your magical sight hahahahh

@gabbyireland215 2 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious

@bayleemitchell3018 Жыл бұрын

"God bless you ladies" Thank you🥺💜😅

@patiethompson Жыл бұрын

I love the person in the background at the end saying "God bless you ladies"

@Pablo360able 2 жыл бұрын

Dr Mike: “That’s not batman-” Me: “Oh, cool, I’m gonna learn something about EKGs and how the heart-” Dr Mike: “t h a t s t h e d e a t h r e a p e r” Me: “…ok”

@foodofthegods 2 жыл бұрын

*COMINGFORYOURCARDIACMUSCLE*

@kweenkitten6207 Жыл бұрын

When Dr Mike finally makes a joke instead give a fact

@justnothing4748 2 жыл бұрын

"God bless you ladies” That was sweet

@katiemccausland2586 Жыл бұрын

The bit about the speculum made me automatically cross my legs. 😂

@misstigerrose Жыл бұрын

Sam and Dr. Mike just talking is so funny to me. It's always a fun little treat to hear them joke around

@iminavegetativestatestudio1730 2 жыл бұрын

Almond milk, like most plant milks, are created by soaking whole "raw" almonds in water for a few hours. Then the skin is peeled, and then the almonds are blended with water. Afterwards, the almond milk is strained in order to remove the almond curd. What you are left with is almond milk and almond curd (basically wet ground up almond bits, which could probably be used to make almond butter.

@CharleneCTX Жыл бұрын

In the Middle Ages the leftover bits of almond were used to make faux eggs for Lent.

@reasonstoeatcheese9039 Жыл бұрын

That sounds really gross now lmao

@omranhamed1272 Жыл бұрын

Now that the almonds are milkable and are raw I'm wating for someone to discover medium rare almonds

@cynthiakarkeys Жыл бұрын

@@reasonstoeatcheese9039 I find it kind of funny that your screen name is what it is and that you find the process of making almond milk gross.

@mastershooter64 Жыл бұрын

@@reasonstoeatcheese9039 You think that's gross? wait till you find out how human milk is made.... They literally do the same process but with humans, grind them up, blend them with water and drain out the human milk....yea I visited a human milk factory one day, it's gross af...

@ravynedrake8527 2 жыл бұрын

I was surprised to find out that the speculum has different sizes. All that time I thought I was being "weak" when it actually fell to the doctor to trying a smaller size. .... I hate that there are doctors out there (luckily not Mike) who don't listen to the patient when we say "That hurts." and the doctors go "It's fine, stop being a wimp." Nothing sucks more than the feeling of being violated by the one person you go to for medical treatment. I actually reported one of the medical students for how rough she was during the pap.

@JuneCreat.r 2 жыл бұрын

@@Little_Talks bro enough.

@JuneCreat.r 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think my family has ever had a doctor that listened to any of them besides 2. My family has horrible luck with doctors and when we do find good ones, they end up moving. :(

@hoperamirez8184 2 жыл бұрын

Even worse when they do say "tell me if it hurts", u tell them it hurts, and proceed to ignore u.

@UnprofessionalProfessor 2 жыл бұрын

@@hoperamirez8184 DOCTOR: Tell me when it hurts. YOU: Ow! It hurts. DOCTOR: Hawt... **Expands it more** Seriously, though; I may sound paranoid for saying it, but when things like that happen (doctors intentionally causing unnecessary pain, teachers disallowing bathroom usage, etc.) I'm always inclined to believe it's some sick kind of latent fetish.

@anonomas6126 Жыл бұрын

Or your in labor and the doctor tells you "you're acting like a two year old who thinks they know what they want." No it's my body and my baby take your hands off me right now.

@taebias Жыл бұрын

"God bless you, ladies" in the background. 💚 Thank you!! Haha. The speculum bit made me cringe and cross my legs.

@shainaannx17 Жыл бұрын

Dr Mike: Can you imagine how much that hurts? Every female - yes we can. 😂🥴

@SoniasWay 2 жыл бұрын

I love how cute his reactions are. Doctor mike knows how to increase our seretonin

@linzilooloo7669 2 жыл бұрын

He knows how to sell out and push experimental poison in children too, perhaps that's a dark shadow on this POS?

@khalilahd. 2 жыл бұрын

He’s the best 💛

@creationsmarko 2 жыл бұрын

He is spreading so much positivity!

@Madnessmakes 2 жыл бұрын

He sure does!!!😊

@Reckyyy. 2 жыл бұрын

Hes pretty cute too

@AshTooAsh 2 жыл бұрын

"There's something about a fry that's boring to me...." - And I took that personally.

@danielleking262 2 жыл бұрын

I got a bit insulted too, lol FRIES ARE DELICIOUS, DAMMIT

@abysswalker3357 2 жыл бұрын

gotta agree with the doc on this one fries are the most boring food i can think of and the most overrated !

@danielleking262 2 жыл бұрын

@@abysswalker3357 Not to be mean, but I really feel like saying you must be a lame person if you think FRIES are boring, lol

@ponggaaa4854 2 жыл бұрын

'Why would you eat salty bread?' Oh Mike, it's so much more than that. So much more.

@kindlin 2 жыл бұрын

@@danielleking262 I'd say potatoes, in general, are high on the boring list, if you don't spice them up the right way. Well-cooked fries: amazing; badly cooked fries: terrible. Bland and soggy mashed potatoes: terrible; with sour cream and chives and real gravy: amazing. Fries do have to be close to the most boring, maybe only a pile of soggy pasta beating them out on the boring-ometer.

@rheaceleste2091 11 ай бұрын

“Can you imagine how much that hurts?” With the BIGGEST ear to ear smile I’ve ever seen 😏 haha

@youknowwhereyouare2175 Жыл бұрын

“That’s the death reaper coming for your cardiac muscle 😄” The way he said it so positively tho💀

@AxeloftheKey 2 жыл бұрын

"Would you eat salty bread?" YES IT'S DELICIOUS. There's a bakery in my city that makes great salty bread. It's my legit addiction.

@time2livelife 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, pretzel bread is amazing

@aprilhansen2527 Жыл бұрын

Why the F.

@blondiebillionairelol Жыл бұрын

@@aprilhansen2527 everybody has their differences.

@RabblesTheBinx Жыл бұрын

I mean, that's literally what a pretzel is, just bread with salt on it. It's also how challah is typically eaten, we just dip the bread in salt

@CrazyAuna94 Жыл бұрын

Doesn't even have to be salty! When you get a nice bread that smells good with the yeasty smell that's slightly sweet, even just some butter or by itself. Now I'm hungry for bread

@colleenhartigan2019 2 жыл бұрын

Last year I had multiple docs tell me my sudden inability to eat/drink and abdominal pain was cyclic vomiting syndrome (which I had had for over 15 years) despite me saying it definitely wasn't. Took months and lots of tpn and malnutrition for a doc to check my (someone with a history of gallstones) gall bladder. Turns out my gallbladder wasn't functioning. Like was 100% blocked. Seriously appreciate the honesty of just "Hey I don't know, but we will keep trying" instead of writing it off. Thank you for being that type of doc

@dietotaku 2 жыл бұрын

oh man when i got gallstones i couldn't eat anything but PBJ & lemonade for 2 months. the first thing the dr did was a full blood panel and supposedly my gallbladder was functioning normally, but after running through several other options she finally said "let's get you an ultrasound just to make EXTRA SUPER SURE it's not your gallbladder" and boom there it was. when they took it out it looked like a sack of marbles, that's how full of stones it was. she had no idea how i was getting any function out of it at all.

@colleenhartigan2019 2 жыл бұрын

@@dietotaku first, I am glad they got to the bottom of it. No reason that you should hav4 had to suffer so long. But, Yeah they tend to write things off easily. By the time they did a test for my gallbladder, I had lost 80lbs in less than three months, had been on IV nutrition 5+ times and was loosing clumps of hair. Took them 2 more months for them to do the surgery because (and this is an actual quote from doctors who had been told I was admitted repeatedly over low potassium, magnesium, and the inability to eat or drink) "If it is that, it might fix itself. Plus, I mean, she could be faking it. She did just loose her mom and brother, she might want attention." I heard two docs and my nurse right outside my open door, using my name. All after they did a test to prove it wasn't working. End point: for godsake listen to your patients.

@txlivin7819 2 жыл бұрын

Oh that pain is so bad! I would have had them taken out by a real doctor and put them in his cereal.

@txlivin7819 2 жыл бұрын

@@colleenhartigan2019 Oh my God. Call the risk manager of the hospital and tell him what happened. I would have gotten on the floor and drug myself to that A hole Dr. and nurses and hit them repeatedly with my IV pole.

@colleenhartigan2019 2 жыл бұрын

@@txlivin7819 🤣!! If only that had been an option!

@uditghosh2093 Жыл бұрын

Dr. Mike: Don't do anything that will seriously injure yourself! Also Dr. Mike: Trains for boxing

@tabitham7235 Жыл бұрын

"God bless you ladies" 😭😭 rip for real though ... ouch

@EmilyKira 2 жыл бұрын

"Do you eat salty bread?" Yes, at sporting events, I love to get salty bread in the shape of a pretzel with mustard.

@IceMetalPunk 2 жыл бұрын

I mean.... you're not wrong at all, though 😂 And now I'm hungry... and wish the hard pretzels in my kitchen were a big, soft one hot from the oven...

@michaelz.7140 2 жыл бұрын

@@IceMetalPunk mustard? weird ! I like it with butter

@animeloveer97 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelz.7140 I always thought your supposed to have cheese with pretzels idk

@IceMetalPunk 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelz.7140 Yeah, I don't like mustard, either. I eat my soft pretzels either plain or with cheese.

@michaelz.7140 2 жыл бұрын

@@IceMetalPunk a typical children`s dish too... Fresh from the bakery ... Can I get a Bretzel?

@-Raylight 2 жыл бұрын

Love how Dr. Mike schooled us and explaining the medical joke. We can get smarter this way 😂 That chicken stuffer at the end lol

@jakepullman4914 2 жыл бұрын

I mean.. it work work pretty well, probably. Hopefully bought it new not used.

@bruhinthebruhwiththebruh1370 2 жыл бұрын

@@jakepullman4914 extra flavour

@angelocarantino4803 2 жыл бұрын

@@bruhinthebruhwiththebruh1370 lmao got that aquatic taste 😅

@sleeplessmax 8 ай бұрын

The "can you imagine how much that hurts" is the kind of sentiment so many dudes and people in general needa do more

@BeccaHetrick 5 ай бұрын

New fear unlocked... Med student with a speculum.... And I already have enough problems with those things...

@dawnvalarie8104 Жыл бұрын

Comment of the year... "God bless you ladies!" Thank you! I had a very nervous intern, enough said. Love the videos!

@mlapointej 2 жыл бұрын

Dr Mike: "Do you eat salty bread?" Me who eats pretzels 🙇‍♀️

@jayhill2193 2 жыл бұрын

based

@Honukura 2 жыл бұрын

Me who was actively eating french fries when he asked that 👀

@tannertanner8769 Жыл бұрын

Speculum, pap smear, biopsy and a student doctor. I had something similar happen. I have a high tolerance for pain, I guess. I was thinking jeez that hurt, glad it's over. The Dr. And student Dr left so I could get myself together and when I stood from the exam table (a little step hop down because I'm short) my legs folded under my weight and suddenly I was sitting on the floor beside a chair. Sat quietly for a couple of minutes, tested whether I was going to be able to stand, got dressed and got TF outta there. I guess you should really tell your doctor when these things happen but I was afraid they may want to go in for another look. I think this is why there's a 2 year wait between PAP smears. The patient can hopefully forget the specifics over the intervening 2 years and force themselves back for another ... session.

@NMages20 Жыл бұрын

at 5:30 i looked up "small white things on gums in mouth", honest to god, WebMD said i had mouth cancer. turns out, it was excess toothpaste since i dont rinse after brushing my teeth. The more you know

@thestraydog 2 жыл бұрын

Every time someone mentions a speculum, I observe a moment of silence for all those who have to endure that medieval torture device...

@TheCimbrianBull 2 жыл бұрын

A coworker of mine likes when his girlfriend uses one on him. And he even sent me a picture of it. I could have lived just fine without that!

@joeyouyang 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheCimbrianBull what in the hell

@claire2088 2 жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel any better they're uncomfortable but not (usually) painful, it's when they start poking that it hurts 🤣🤣

@-Ghostess 2 жыл бұрын

@@claire2088 Except when the gyn is one of those jerks that opens an extra click or two

@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheCimbrianBull they sent you a WHAT?!

@amboozla8924 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of these is Sam dying laughing and having to explain to Dr Mike. Also-I loved his comment “God Bless you ladies” 🥰

@orangedoggy Жыл бұрын

3:37 I honestly think national parks and forests are underrated because it’s nice for your body to hike and it’s a nice looking view to look at

@michaelcoronado6126 Жыл бұрын

I really love Dan commentating on some of these, especially the last one. The voice of the people right in the video.

@cbpd89 2 жыл бұрын

OMG I think that speculum thing has happened to me before!! The doctor looked at me like I was crazy because I screamed and spent the rest of the exam fighting back tears. She was like "this shouldn't hurt" yeah, IT SHOULDN'T.

@danielleking262 2 жыл бұрын

omg yeah I think it may have happened to me a long time ago. It just always feels like this awkward pressure and then YOWCHIES when they pry it open, ugh!!!

@bellasmith7015 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Dr. Mike takes EVERY opportunity to mention that he's doing boxing, it is adorable

@kitsuinarinightshade4474 10 ай бұрын

For the last one...I was actually pinched during one while I am currently pregnant...I swear to God they heard my scream from halfway across the hospital and my fiancee who was outside the hospital with our emotional support dogs actually ran in and grabbed me in a hug hearing me scream....

@brandygros4138 Жыл бұрын

Someone: *bleeds internally* Me: Isn’t that where the blood belongs?

@The_Keeper 2 жыл бұрын

0:27 Almond "milk" is made by blending almonds as fine as you can in water. Then you let is soak for some time, and then you strain it through a cheese cloth. And, maybe give the dregs a good squeeze at the end to get the maximum amount of taste through.

@rosemorris7912 2 жыл бұрын

aka juice

@The_Keeper 2 жыл бұрын

Yup. Which is why I put milk in quotation marks.

@haileyquinnzel 2 жыл бұрын

Next question: is the cloth made of cheese

@LiveMan. 2 жыл бұрын

@@haileyquinnzel alternative question, is the cheese made of cloth

@haileyquinnzel 2 жыл бұрын

@@LiveMan. hypothesis: woven string cheese?

@yeti25934 2 жыл бұрын

On the WebMb thing: Technically, everyone dies eventually, so if they tell everyone they're going to die, they're always right...

@jmugurr994 2 жыл бұрын

And since everyone is about to die, what do you need money for? Spend it on the advertisers!

@13niharika98 Жыл бұрын

That 8:09 proclamation of "I didn't had to look it up, my brain worked" is too reletable. Like how at 23, my memory is so bad as compared to me as a teen.

@allpurposedude3703 Жыл бұрын

7:22 *Doctor mike starts scratching his chest* The whole internet: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DM BE SUS

@JoJo-fj7yi 2 жыл бұрын

It’s so true about doctors finding stuff to blame things on… I went to the hospital because my heart rate was going crazy every time I stood up, and they said I was having an anxiety attack, I told them I do not have anxiety and am fine but they didn’t believe me. Next day they called and apologized and said I had pneumonia, they missed it in the X-ray the day before 🤦🏻‍♀️

@rosemorris7912 2 жыл бұрын

At least they didn't throw the ol' idiopathic excuse at you.

@Wolverines77 2 жыл бұрын

Well, as someone who has had pnuemonia 5 times in his life, how in the "F" did you not know you were even half sick enough to have pneumonia... jesus

@JoJo-fj7yi 2 жыл бұрын

@@Wolverines77 I have had it twice now since then, and it’s the same every time. If I’m sitting or laying down I feel fine, literally no cough or anything, it’s just when I stand or walk my heart races, I feel like I’m going to pass out and I can’t breathe. Maybe it’s because I’m a runner and pneumonia affects me different idk, but after they give me the antibiotic I cough a lot of course.

@omgitzpaige2013 Жыл бұрын

1:10 jokes on them, ive been randomly pinching a nerve turning my neck extremely painfully since i was like 4

@sannevandenheuvel5635 Жыл бұрын

I got flashbacks at the end of this video. When my second IUD was placed last year the pain was so bad that I passed out 15 minutes after it had been put in.

@mehaw4745 2 жыл бұрын

my aunt had a hilarious doctor visit the other week... the doctor literally said that she was getting numb hands/feet because she wasn't married and had no husband. A certified doctor at a legit clinic had said that-

@danielleking262 2 жыл бұрын

what the ever-loving fuq....

@bendover7841 2 жыл бұрын

the doctor was hitting on her

@safs3098 2 жыл бұрын

The doctor was shooting his shot

@Jay_0605 2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@unslaadkrosis9435 2 жыл бұрын

Wait he may have a point, okay hear me out; your auntie could be suffering from some heart problems hence the numbness and when you get a husband you do some naughties with him and naughties can count as cardio workout which increases your blood pressure and elevates your heart beat. I'm just kidding sue the doctor

@tashachantal5711 2 жыл бұрын

I found the 'pregnancy test being confused for a covid test' (and vice versa) memes (not "me me's" for the record) starting at 3:11 particularly funny because I've actually had that experience, back in January, I posted a snap of a NEGATIVE covid rapid test captioned "oh yeah, negative baby" and I got at least 3 snaps like "you're pregnant??" lol people amaze me *eye-roll*

@DarthZ01 Жыл бұрын

like duh, it was negative so obviously you weren't pregnant

@sarahneuren7057 Жыл бұрын

If people actually look at the at home test they literally say COVID-19 on them!

@iggyiggster2491 Жыл бұрын

I love that you know about cognitive distortions!! (I’m a therapist, hoping for more and more doctors to understand more mental health)

@taravanderwerff6115 Жыл бұрын

“Would you eat salty bread??”PRETZELS!!!!!!! YES DOCTOR MIKE!! PRETZELS!!

@paxielle 2 жыл бұрын

It kinda blew my mind he read paracetamol slowly, it's like a very common drug here in india and also europe Edit: looked it up, the international system chose to call it paracetamol and then US, Canada and Japan calls it acetaminophen. Idk what's the reason for it but both names are derived from the chemical name...

@bolinhodebatata3907 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, same here in brazil

@Fanney47 2 жыл бұрын

I think it's called Panodil here in Iceland but yeah lol

@yasmin7903 2 жыл бұрын

In the US it's called tylenol, I guess that's why.

@babablacksheep3950 2 жыл бұрын

In US it is known as Acetaminophen with the most well known brand Tylenol.

@cmaxz817 2 жыл бұрын

Indonesian would just call the brand out, panadol. 😂. But yeah, most Asian would call it paracetamol.

@rose1chi 2 жыл бұрын

it’s a good day when Doctor Mike uploads a meme video.

@Magmabbx 2 жыл бұрын

True

@alexander_yoko 2 жыл бұрын

It's always a good day when he uploads!

@brielledailey9572 2 жыл бұрын

Heck YEAH

@justsomeguywithoutamustach4132 2 жыл бұрын

It’s always good to play gorilla tag with someone you up?

@Wolfnotsheep1 2 жыл бұрын

Actually it's a good day when he doesn't make a video🤣

@khaotictrash Жыл бұрын

1:52 The joke should actually be “Are you MS? Because you’re getting on my nerves.” My aunt has MS, which basically attacks and damages the myelin sheaths in your nerves.

@shesgoneforeverlife Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love Dr.Mikes sense of humour. I wanted to be a doctor so bad but fate had other plans. I love human anatomy and love these jokes!!!

@ashimaahlawat6791 2 жыл бұрын

hiya i'd love for you to react to a book called 'this is going to hurt' written by a former junior doctor working in the NHS. it contains excerpts from his diary entries during his training which are mostly hilarious (and sometimes saddening). it beautifully incorporates medical knowledge along with the ups and downs of being a doctor and obviously funny stories! edit - also a show now!

@Fazzofazzolettiletti 2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he mentioned that book in one of his previous videos and said that it's hilarious. I can't remember, though, which video that was.

@AntiDDLG 2 жыл бұрын

The show is great too

@khalilahd. 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds good! I hope he reacts too

@ashimaahlawat6791 2 жыл бұрын

@@AntiDDLG just started it!

@JK-uk3ih 2 жыл бұрын

Do you think it'd be helpful to an incoming med student?

@byuftbl 2 жыл бұрын

Best part: “I didn’t even have to look it up. My brain just worked!” 😂😂 Sounds like something I would say lol

@erinsolomon7774 Жыл бұрын

Has anyone ever told you @Doctor Mike, if you dyed your hair blonde, you'd look exactly like Josh Dallas from Once Upon a Time?

@wissallioui7481 Жыл бұрын

and here I was for a couple of years wondering who he reminded me of Thank you XD

@Amanda-zq5vo Жыл бұрын

I'm quite literally eating french fries while you're talking down to them sir they are delicious LOL by the way I love your videos try not to miss them

@kendallbeckloff3110 2 жыл бұрын

10:24: Thank you, Sam! You're such a kind soul! :)

@ponggaaa4854 2 жыл бұрын

*Dr Mike:* If there is even a slightly faint line, the test is positive. *Also Dr Mike looking at a test with two lines:* How do they know it's positive?!

@estera4176 Жыл бұрын

I don't know what was on his mind but I was thinking: can you know the next day?

@debymello4756 Жыл бұрын

@@estera4176 i think it was covid test

@joejefferson6961 Жыл бұрын

That literally happened to me before where the clamped the speculum too fast and completely caught parts of my parts. Now whenever I have to get an exam I can't relax. Which is both frustrating for me having been traumatized and the examiner who's trying to do their job!

@nicolemenzies8438 Жыл бұрын

Lit AF! 💀☠️💀 That speculum info will be in my nightmares tonight.

@ThatRandomToaster 2 жыл бұрын

We always laughed that the reason we had two dogs when I was a kid was because our emotional support dog needed an emotional support dog for having to put up with us 😂 they weren’t actually emotional support animals but yeah.

@IceMetalPunk 2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, I'd be like, "This is my emotional support dog, and these ten are his emotional support mosh puppy pit... they're necessary, trust me."

@Buzzzy-bee 2 жыл бұрын

Can emotional support animals actually get depressed?

@LoreCatan 2 жыл бұрын

@@Buzzzy-bee Dogs and other animals can get depressed sure, but as long as the owner gives them a proper diet and exercise, as well as play time, they should be golden. Animals don't experience emotions like we do, they don't have to worry about money or education or their next meal so they don't get depressed really.

@ThatRandomToaster 2 жыл бұрын

@@Buzzzy-bee Idk

@ThatRandomToaster 2 жыл бұрын

@@Buzzzy-bee Not if they’re treated well but obviously it was a joke :)

@TitanDraugen 2 жыл бұрын

I love it when Dr.Mike and his cameraman talk during the videos. Their interactions are quite genuine!^^

@shruti907 Ай бұрын

3:56 Dr. Mike justifies stupid jokes with logical explanations like I explain my stupid answers in exams

@mmskiwiki230 Ай бұрын

I love how you said doctors pick random things to blame it on. I was diagnosed with FND and am a full-time wheelchair user. They said they dont know what caused it, but they will blame it on my anxiety and treat me as a psych patient instead of a neuro one.

@19billdong96 2 жыл бұрын

6:56 give the editor three free chest compressions for the funniest sh*t I’ve seen all day

@joeyouyang 2 жыл бұрын

respect to all the ladies who needs to endure the speculum im also about to start my OBGYN rotation so wish me luck

@rosemorris7912 2 жыл бұрын

Wishing you good luck and a smooth rotation, Dr. Ouyang. The fact that you already know how mentally and emotionally stressful and bloody uncomfortable it is for women/girls (and will be for you on some levels, at least for a while, I imagine) already puts you ahead of the game as far as we women are concerned.

@m_d1905 2 жыл бұрын

Wash your hands in warm water, don't leave those hands cold.

@Ethan-uf8tk 2 жыл бұрын

What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps a SnoozAsour

@izzyrowand3101 Жыл бұрын

THAT LAST PART MADE ME CRY

@debbieitabashi9622 Жыл бұрын

Adding a comment to your last bit about Pap smears. You asked about imagining pinching off inside… yup, happened to me at a drs in Japan. Which is why it scares me to get another. Sooo husband brings home (from HR) a do it yourself kit. NO WAY JOSÉ!!