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penguinz0

penguinz0

5 жыл бұрын

This is the greatest small dog of All Time

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@Rspsand07
@Rspsand07 5 жыл бұрын
This is the plot of the Bee movie, except with a dog. Press *F* for my boy Kenny.
@jackasmaracas4362
@jackasmaracas4362 5 жыл бұрын
*Bailey B. Benson*
@obamasbestfriend3931
@obamasbestfriend3931 5 жыл бұрын
I was going to like but it's at 69
@FA-yi1vt
@FA-yi1vt 5 жыл бұрын
Kenny didn’t deserve what he got. Fuck you barry
@quinn2002
@quinn2002 5 жыл бұрын
RJ F
@sladeslayed
@sladeslayed 5 жыл бұрын
RJ F
@clashcourse4689
@clashcourse4689 5 жыл бұрын
Holly's license in 3 years : Age: 21 Name: 18 year old Holly
@criscrosxxx
@criscrosxxx 5 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@hotasice6475
@hotasice6475 4 жыл бұрын
@@criscrosxxx why are you crying my guy?
@hotasice6475
@hotasice6475 4 жыл бұрын
@D Zuke ah, I see. Truly a beautiful moment
@Jspotstudieos
@Jspotstudieos 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Colt100
@Colt100 4 жыл бұрын
God dammit, I thought I was original, fuck
@JayDonagh
@JayDonagh 5 жыл бұрын
This is a good video, 25-year-old Charlie
@Masden-
@Masden- 4 жыл бұрын
Shdjdjaskdj Ajdjdjsjdieoq good observation 18.25 year old brain aneurism name
@Masden-
@Masden- 4 жыл бұрын
@dhsjdjjsk KFJDSJS ah yes very nice, it rolls right off the tounge, dhsjdjjsk KFJDSJS, beautiful
@bobharmon8834
@bobharmon8834 4 жыл бұрын
26 year old Bob Harmon agrees.
@theperfectfighter9193
@theperfectfighter9193 3 жыл бұрын
Yep now he's 30
@lugoorstar
@lugoorstar 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on your 900 likes
@chazzyloveee
@chazzyloveee 5 жыл бұрын
"Phil thinks Bailey is a disobedient embarrassment of a dog" Sounds like something my dad would say to me.
@thenormalpsycho4198
@thenormalpsycho4198 5 жыл бұрын
F
@twilightsparkle75
@twilightsparkle75 4 жыл бұрын
Lol read this as it got said
@tl5476
@tl5476 4 жыл бұрын
@@twilightsparkle75 same
@mboysx69
@mboysx69 3 жыл бұрын
@@twilightsparkle75 same
@maxweston3104
@maxweston3104 3 жыл бұрын
sounds like something Baily would say to Phil
@Veed.l0
@Veed.l0 5 жыл бұрын
Please state your name for the record: '18-year-old Holly'
@figjam9530
@figjam9530 5 жыл бұрын
"18 year old holly" isn't a name, it's a cam-girl link.
@willferrel6896
@willferrel6896 5 жыл бұрын
holly can get the D for real
@baconandeggs159
@baconandeggs159 5 жыл бұрын
“Phil thinks Bailey is a disobedient embarrassment of a dog” Jesus, Phil, absolutely ruthless
@Stryker98
@Stryker98 5 жыл бұрын
Yet he still gets cucked by a dog, great job Phil.
@yoshi2413
@yoshi2413 5 жыл бұрын
Phil really thinks that dog can hurt him.
@jordontp
@jordontp 5 жыл бұрын
thats the description my parents give me
@Badskwall
@Badskwall 5 жыл бұрын
S A V A G E
@shootmethroughmyhead3740
@shootmethroughmyhead3740 5 жыл бұрын
*Everyone Disliked That*
@degzeeboi
@degzeeboi 5 жыл бұрын
*Imagine getting dominated by a tiny dog, all you gotta do is yeet the damn thing.*
@SO4PP
@SO4PP 5 жыл бұрын
Degz that’s not a tiny dog it’s a rat
@degzeeboi
@degzeeboi 5 жыл бұрын
@@SO4PP*oh, yes, thank you for correcting me.*
@onceacarnowaking539
@onceacarnowaking539 4 жыл бұрын
Degz it’s fucking hell spawn
@breastmilkgaming
@breastmilkgaming 4 жыл бұрын
John Wick has arrived
@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44
@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44 4 жыл бұрын
Degz i was thinking about the different poisons i would give it that the vet couldnt detect Edit: in a videogame of course.
@mr.youtube1653
@mr.youtube1653 5 жыл бұрын
1:29 "Victoria gets the boys out of the house, to ꜰᶸᒼᵏ"
@kokorobertco
@kokorobertco 4 жыл бұрын
I had to rewind the video because of this.
@tecate2127
@tecate2127 4 жыл бұрын
I would like it but it's at 69 so the law forbids
@JeremyFragranceFan
@JeremyFragranceFan 4 жыл бұрын
Justin is a redditor
@tecate2127
@tecate2127 4 жыл бұрын
@@JeremyFragranceFan actually I never had reddit before
@neptune9647
@neptune9647 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who heard that.
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 5 жыл бұрын
This is basically the plot to Scooby Doo, where Shaggy takes Scooby over Velma.
@kaisermoneybags4450
@kaisermoneybags4450 5 жыл бұрын
piss off
@pencil6193
@pencil6193 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. Bro I thought you died what the fuck
@haydenbeuh
@haydenbeuh 5 жыл бұрын
Shaggy why is your dog so big
@michaelbasile6626
@michaelbasile6626 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. Why are you here so early
@conthos9540
@conthos9540 5 жыл бұрын
report for spam
@tokyoprod.7259
@tokyoprod.7259 5 жыл бұрын
I love how vague yet revealing Charlie's video titles are.
@lordwacko958
@lordwacko958 5 жыл бұрын
Tokyo Prod.東京 what
@hellothere-dw3sf
@hellothere-dw3sf 5 жыл бұрын
@@lordwacko958 I love how vague yet revealing Charlie's video titles are.
@lordwacko958
@lordwacko958 5 жыл бұрын
hello there oh I thought he meant how vague yet revealing his titles were
@cameronb7161
@cameronb7161 5 жыл бұрын
It's like honest clickbait.
@b4bybl0e
@b4bybl0e 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, ''Donnie gets dirty''
@GUHSaiyan
@GUHSaiyan 5 жыл бұрын
1:31 wait.. what?!
@zymandis520
@zymandis520 3 жыл бұрын
GUSE, GUSE ODAKLE TI OVDE
@motifity3416
@motifity3416 3 жыл бұрын
*to FU-*
@thedon3346
@thedon3346 3 жыл бұрын
Lol thats what i was thinking
@plasticpeep4402
@plasticpeep4402 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I also heard it 😂💀
@wiredloaf2050
@wiredloaf2050 3 жыл бұрын
That’s also how the CC saw it
@xcmodev1558
@xcmodev1558 5 жыл бұрын
“half a dorito” Ah, yes, the natural food of choice for rat snakes
@user-fq4hj8yv2z
@user-fq4hj8yv2z 4 жыл бұрын
Pfft
@DZMoops
@DZMoops 5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else hear the perfect jump-cut timing at 1:31 "Victoria gets the boys outta the house to f-uck"
@joseph_sse
@joseph_sse 5 жыл бұрын
thought it was only me 😂😂
@tranquilrabies
@tranquilrabies 5 жыл бұрын
Whoa! Lol!
@holdencazes5208
@holdencazes5208 5 жыл бұрын
Thought it was hilarious
@aaronvanderbliek4837
@aaronvanderbliek4837 5 жыл бұрын
Inthought i was the only one who heard it😂😂
@triplethegrowth
@triplethegrowth 5 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment.
@definitelyhuman3512
@definitelyhuman3512 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly think that the only thing stopping Phil from yeeting the dog through a window is that he didn't want to get in trouble.
@Joe-ee7zj
@Joe-ee7zj 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, he just didn’t want the dog to pummel him senseless.
@I_like_your_handle_Mister
@I_like_your_handle_Mister 5 жыл бұрын
Good guy Phil
@MrNull73
@MrNull73 5 жыл бұрын
Phil needs to be a Twitch Thot if he wants to get away with yeeting a dog.
@scorpions7153
@scorpions7153 5 жыл бұрын
He should beat and then yeet his wife
@definitelyhuman3512
@definitelyhuman3512 5 жыл бұрын
I mean then he would just get in more trouble
@DCfreerunner
@DCfreerunner 5 жыл бұрын
"Phil eats out of a dog bowl now as well, he loves kibble" 🤣
@bavier6355
@bavier6355 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine being on this show as an 18 year old and someone recognizes you on the street, calls you 18 year old [name] and you've never seen them in your life and you never see them again
@lorengarms9836
@lorengarms9836 5 жыл бұрын
Im Billy the exterminator, and today, we're saving a man's sex life from a serious pest.
@guyindunkindonuts7367
@guyindunkindonuts7367 5 жыл бұрын
Good Profile Picture
@lorengarms9836
@lorengarms9836 5 жыл бұрын
@@guyindunkindonuts7367 thank you
@retrorampager5373
@retrorampager5373 5 жыл бұрын
Loren Garms Bad Profile Picture
@exotixzamateurva8957
@exotixzamateurva8957 5 жыл бұрын
@@retrorampager5373 The duality of man
@DabaronDaVinci
@DabaronDaVinci 5 жыл бұрын
@@retrorampager5373 your so stupid first your not Billy the exterminator. Seccond he exterminates animals not saves sex life's. Idiots these days
@johnwilldoit7374
@johnwilldoit7374 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly give me a warning when you switch videos, because after the bailey vid it switched to k9 lookin units of dogs and i immediatly thought they were going to guard phil and allow him to sit near his girl
@femimark5021
@femimark5021 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 5 жыл бұрын
I thought they were going to throw Bailey in there just to teach a healthy dose of fear.
@errortryagainlater4240
@errortryagainlater4240 3 жыл бұрын
Specially trained wingman dogs
@stephenbishop938
@stephenbishop938 5 жыл бұрын
Don't listen the snake tip, some venomous snakes do have round eyes, such as cobras.
@Satan666Official
@Satan666Official 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the coral snake too
@yeeter2669
@yeeter2669 4 жыл бұрын
Their eyes only indicative of whether they are diurnal or nocturnal
@multiversalsonic1779
@multiversalsonic1779 4 жыл бұрын
@@yeeter2669 This. Watched it and got immediately pissed at the "proffesional" giving shit advice that can get someone killed.
@neoqwerty
@neoqwerty 4 жыл бұрын
@@multiversalsonic1779 Much better advice for danger noodles is to directly corelate how flashy it is with how much it wants to murder you.
@hankhillstricklandpropane4134
@hankhillstricklandpropane4134 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Bishop and black mambas
@chaosandgore5099
@chaosandgore5099 5 жыл бұрын
"Pupil on the eyes are round which mean it's not venomous". Uh no, sorry, Billy. False. It just means it's diurnal. King Cobras for example have round pupils, and good news. They are venomous.
@tyrone5619
@tyrone5619 5 жыл бұрын
Chaos and Gore You doubt our lord?
@zarlei6048
@zarlei6048 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t even matter tbh, not like I’m going to examine the pupils of an unknown snake.
@SG-vy1lk
@SG-vy1lk 4 жыл бұрын
Dr LMAO yeah but this dude about to go molest it and not know if it’s poisonous or not. F for snake.
@sicknificantfgc7633
@sicknificantfgc7633 4 жыл бұрын
As someone that knows nothing about snakes, can it be decent advice for UK residents? I'm sure cobras aren't native to or in the UK, I could be wrong about that, too. I don't know
@spiciestt6136
@spiciestt6136 4 жыл бұрын
Sicknificant FGC have you ever seen one?
@saliel9819
@saliel9819 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The dog watched too much scooby-doo hentai
@gregansbootstrap5352
@gregansbootstrap5352 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@shikitohnoreal7199
@shikitohnoreal7199 5 жыл бұрын
@Jasper Atkinson oh most definitely
@theterribleanimator1793
@theterribleanimator1793 5 жыл бұрын
@Jasper Atkinson yes, and its very popular with the most -retarded- exotic furrys.
@DabaronDaVinci
@DabaronDaVinci 5 жыл бұрын
Idiot a dog can't watch that
@yourmomgagsmenut
@yourmomgagsmenut 5 жыл бұрын
Aus Tronaut Can confirm, sadly...
@Jireninyourrecommendations
@Jireninyourrecommendations 5 жыл бұрын
I feel sad for the man but it made me feel better of myself so, thanks
@carolinacoreas7716
@carolinacoreas7716 4 жыл бұрын
I've seen this episode. Almost every episode is the same, the owners usually need re-training because they enable their dogs to misbehave. It's frustrating and Victoria almost ends up as a family or marriage counselor aside from being a certified dog trainer.
@hasenpfefferoni
@hasenpfefferoni 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe the problem is, and this is just a thought: A) Phil looks like he is going to attack either the dog or his wife when he tries to sit next to her on the couch. B) Bailey the dog just happens to be there when Phil tries to sit next to his wife and feels threatened by Phil. C) Phil needs to man the fuck up and show Bailey who the boss is. D) Eighteen year old Holly. E) All of the above
@GrimTheDestroyer
@GrimTheDestroyer 3 жыл бұрын
Just punish the damn hell spawn when it misbehaves like that
@lumbagoistragic
@lumbagoistragic 7 ай бұрын
Everybody's calling Bailey a hellspawn, but I have more respect for him over Phill. I mean, at least Bailey wouldn't let himself get cucked by his own pet
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 жыл бұрын
"Dog steals a man's wife" Charlie's brain: *Obviously it's because the guy married a taller woman*
@Throwawayname4584
@Throwawayname4584 4 жыл бұрын
And a bigger dick.
@motifity3416
@motifity3416 3 жыл бұрын
@@Throwawayname4584 *wait a minute*
@Kreton01
@Kreton01 3 жыл бұрын
@@Throwawayname4584 yessss
@sk00pa11
@sk00pa11 5 жыл бұрын
That "round pupils = non-venomous snake" comment is a really dumb widespread myth. Pupil shape is determined by whether the snake is primarily diurnal or nocturnal. I'd like to see Billy try pulling that approach on a black mamba 🙄
@JustNatax3
@JustNatax3 5 жыл бұрын
Shaila Tobin .... Or an inland Taipan! lmao
@theunholyviper
@theunholyviper 5 жыл бұрын
Or a boomslang
@paragon7351
@paragon7351 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, it depends, in certain places the "eye shape" thing works because most poisonous snakes are nocturnal. Like in North America the only round pupil poisonous snake is the coral snake I believe.
@CHRISmartialARTIST
@CHRISmartialARTIST 5 жыл бұрын
I was looking to see if someone mentioned this.
@sk00pa11
@sk00pa11 5 жыл бұрын
@@paragon7351 Commonality absolutely depends on region! However, stating that "all" round pupiled snakes are non-venomous is still false. The more the myth spreads, the more likely someone who's a little too self-assured (dumb) is going to test it. There's also the small risk of encountering imported snakes for those in NA. also sorry for the semantics, but in case you didn't know, poisonous =/= venomous!
@parsahafizi1586
@parsahafizi1586 5 жыл бұрын
Shes only 18 "Years! It's been Years!"
@vicky-yq8tn
@vicky-yq8tn 3 жыл бұрын
His wife isn’t 18 lol
@satyr-3541
@satyr-3541 3 жыл бұрын
@@vicky-yq8tn ....Kanye west. it's a kanye west song.
@vicky-yq8tn
@vicky-yq8tn 3 жыл бұрын
@@satyr-3541 pretty sure he’s quoting Charlie @ 2:48
@HeroDawn06
@HeroDawn06 4 жыл бұрын
1:31 "Victoria gets the boys outta the house to f--uck" "Bailey suffers because of it" the time cut timing LMAOO--
@TheJavierMartinez88
@TheJavierMartinez88 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent cut. xD
@AreEssScape
@AreEssScape 5 жыл бұрын
not enough jokes about 18 year old Holly
@Frogthewizard
@Frogthewizard 5 жыл бұрын
1:31 Why does the dog look like she’s about to take the kids away and ask for the manager
@kingslayer3089
@kingslayer3089 5 жыл бұрын
KaReN yOu CaN't TaKe ThE pUpPiEs!
@littlelady1969
@littlelady1969 3 жыл бұрын
karen please I want my pups back
@gobbie5665
@gobbie5665 5 жыл бұрын
“My sister my wife” 😂🤣I’m dead
@eemeli224
@eemeli224 5 жыл бұрын
Couldnt you just put the dog into another room when youre doing the lovemaking?
@Chubby_Lemon
@Chubby_Lemon 4 жыл бұрын
The dog puts phil in the other room
@spencersmith4373
@spencersmith4373 4 жыл бұрын
Theres a lot of solutions, Phil is just a giant pussy and the wife is one of those dog moms who protects and spoils the dog into becoming a nightmare.
@luka3174
@luka3174 4 жыл бұрын
Spencer Smith he really needs to beat the shit out of it when the wife is away, just beat it until it understands who’s alpha.
@ronaldmcfondled9604
@ronaldmcfondled9604 3 жыл бұрын
That whole family doesn't have the skills to raise a fucking goldfish let alone a dog. Any good pet owner is an alpha/ pack leader towards their pets. Pets should never have the opportunity to walk over their owners, that kind of recklessness affects both owners and pets negatively.
@potatus5457
@potatus5457 3 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldmcfondled9604 agree. Its not like you have to be violent to be the alpha of your pets, so theres nothing to be afraid of
@bigounce8549
@bigounce8549 5 жыл бұрын
These damn dogs, they can't stop fetching my wife
@Danof
@Danof 5 жыл бұрын
The real question is... what did Phil do to that dog
@silversurfer6360
@silversurfer6360 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing that dog got protective over the lady and wont let anyone close to her .
@lediozefi5784
@lediozefi5784 5 жыл бұрын
@@silversurfer6360 you must be the death of any fun party ever
@RustyShackleford27
@RustyShackleford27 5 жыл бұрын
Doggy style...Phil did doggy style
@davidgutierrez8297
@davidgutierrez8297 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing really. Some dogs just don't like some people.
@silversurfer6360
@silversurfer6360 5 жыл бұрын
@@lediozefi5784 i dont think Danof was joking dude.
@Camopartykei
@Camopartykei 5 жыл бұрын
i'd absolutely pick my dog over that man
@AgentSquiddy
@AgentSquiddy 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah she 100% doesn't really love him , no person who really loves their spouse would let them be treated like that.
@crassiewassie8354
@crassiewassie8354 3 жыл бұрын
she 100% does love that dog though what 18 year old hollie has with bailey is something special and Phil is sorta third wheeling
@TheDiamond872
@TheDiamond872 5 жыл бұрын
Ricky wasn't there because they weren't dealing with wasps xD
@cheerio4742
@cheerio4742 4 жыл бұрын
plot twist: the dog knows that the wife cheated on husband so he's gonna help break their toxic secretive mariage
@giimesomecrackerz2036
@giimesomecrackerz2036 3 жыл бұрын
Name your daughter after your wife so when you asked for a beer you get two beers and when you ask for sex you get two sex
@jakerhea9059
@jakerhea9059 5 жыл бұрын
“Sadly we lost the racon” you know they just fed that things to those dogs 😂
@marcdsvx9
@marcdsvx9 5 жыл бұрын
I just found your channel but 3 video in around 24hrs, all of excellent quality and overall entertaining.. thank you sir
@heccsa7532
@heccsa7532 5 жыл бұрын
What exactly did Victoria do at 1:30? That doesn't sound like dog training procedures to me
@dabidont6167
@dabidont6167 5 жыл бұрын
h[E]ccsa lol I heard that shit too
@ayyyy1493
@ayyyy1493 5 жыл бұрын
She gets the boys out of the house to fuck. Nothing wrong about that. Get your mind out of the gutter.
@samuelmccarty7028
@samuelmccarty7028 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for confirming I’m not crazy
@imb3c1L3
@imb3c1L3 5 жыл бұрын
Yeaa, xD
@Chuwie
@Chuwie 5 жыл бұрын
Day 1 of wishing I was born a dog instead of a man living on HARD MODE
@breastmilkgaming
@breastmilkgaming 5 жыл бұрын
Phil is playing Residential Evildoers 7 in Nightmarish mode
@Fubie
@Fubie 3 жыл бұрын
"We wanna get rid of rats" *traps rat snake, almost kills it, removes rat predator from rat inhabitated barn* "We did it!"
@RachelxRoulette
@RachelxRoulette 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the "Its Me or The Dog" fandom, Charlie
@danice1234able
@danice1234able 5 жыл бұрын
Round pupils in snakes means they’re diurnal lmao
@sakae_
@sakae_ 5 жыл бұрын
The eye thing's definitely wrong bc ball pythons have diamond shaped pupils so uh lol like maybe it's right for snakes in the U.S. or something, but I think it only actually means whether something is diurnal or nocturnal (round being diurnal and diamond being nocturnal). This way too informative to comment on a critikal video but uh.
@reptilianoverlord9151
@reptilianoverlord9151 5 жыл бұрын
Most venomous snakes in the US have vertical slits, barring coral snakes. If the snake is red on black, they're a harmless snake. If its red on yellow, thats a coral snake.
@reptilianoverlord9151
@reptilianoverlord9151 5 жыл бұрын
In conclusion, I agree with you and wanted to tell the physical characteristics of a coral snake.
@rageattraction3103
@rageattraction3103 2 жыл бұрын
I come back to watch a lot of your old vids your really hilarious and idk how I didn't know about you before keep it up
@carnage1185
@carnage1185 2 жыл бұрын
Charlie is the only thing keeping me happy rn and I'm so happy he uploads every day but I still like to watch the old videos until he uploads something new. I know that Charlie or anyone wouldn't see this but I just wanted to yeah
@uwu-nyaa
@uwu-nyaa 5 жыл бұрын
what's up early bird gamers
@Tetfima
@Tetfima 5 жыл бұрын
Sup dude, Nothing much :)
@ohmygahdbilly
@ohmygahdbilly 5 жыл бұрын
God is dead Anyway what's up with you?
@Metalgulag
@Metalgulag 5 жыл бұрын
Bloody 10:30
@neunleben1358
@neunleben1358 5 жыл бұрын
@@ohmygahdbilly Bold of you to assume he ever existed
@I_like_your_handle_Mister
@I_like_your_handle_Mister 5 жыл бұрын
@@neunleben1358 Bold of you to assume he never existed
@thesilentspider878
@thesilentspider878 5 жыл бұрын
Mary Poppins the English Dog whisper
@ItzDnvn
@ItzDnvn 5 жыл бұрын
Charlie probably finished the series by now by how good he is explaining everything 😂
@depherious1884
@depherious1884 5 жыл бұрын
Phil is like that dad in the tall women short guy episodes, absolutely ruthless
@TechSaintHD
@TechSaintHD 5 жыл бұрын
I Just Found Your Channel 2 days ago and this By Far Is My Favorite Channel
@wesleygaray2666
@wesleygaray2666 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the brotherhood of pocket pussy defenders we specialize in pocket pussy attacks or grand overlord Charlie is so dangerous he once turn a light on and off with a pocket pussy multiple times in a tow
@uglyshawtyyy
@uglyshawtyyy 5 жыл бұрын
Bailey vs Holly would be an amazing dog fight
@t0xikxiv348
@t0xikxiv348 5 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I stumbled across this channel
@alex-po2lr
@alex-po2lr 5 жыл бұрын
If you were actually wondering, a snake's pupils being round instead of vertical only means it's diurnal/active during the day. All vipers are venomous and have vertical pupils, but plenty of nonvenomous snakes like boas do as well, & some snakes (namely coral snakes) are venomous with round pupils.
@kxngzeal5757
@kxngzeal5757 5 жыл бұрын
Charlie is a angel sent from the heavens and we must protect him at all costs
@joeschumacher4884
@joeschumacher4884 5 жыл бұрын
Charlie needs to become the new David Attenborough in BBC documentaries!
@davidbrink6460
@davidbrink6460 5 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for sooo long for him to see this show hahaha
@FatMonkeySexMonkey
@FatMonkeySexMonkey 5 жыл бұрын
This is the best description of All Time
@thesasquatchgamer9713
@thesasquatchgamer9713 5 жыл бұрын
There’s a difference between abusing your dog and punishing which this man knows nether.
@AceChampElite
@AceChampElite 5 жыл бұрын
0:02 Husband pitching a tent
@neptune9647
@neptune9647 4 жыл бұрын
Oh lord.
@dualmo7185
@dualmo7185 5 жыл бұрын
Really love all the iron crosses on that dudes hat.
@mcjazz
@mcjazz 4 жыл бұрын
It’s be nice to be able to hear the video every now and then
@papiaudile
@papiaudile 5 жыл бұрын
Racoon from jurassic park. Im dying OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@robrob4697
@robrob4697 5 жыл бұрын
Billy the exterminator is basically just the great value of call of the wild man
@Renna_Red
@Renna_Red 5 жыл бұрын
Off topic but, i ran across your spiderverse moist meter video, you mentioned redline and i was curious about since it got such high praise. I gotta say, it may have been 1am and i might have had a headache from hell, but that movie was nothing short of amazing, and i quote "i gotta change my pants after that". Thanks for the indirect suggestion!
@foxprazision1695
@foxprazision1695 5 жыл бұрын
"A racoon from Jurassic park." Seems believable
@johnwheels89
@johnwheels89 5 жыл бұрын
That thing isnt even a dog..its an oversized hairy rat
@TechSupportDave
@TechSupportDave 5 жыл бұрын
lol precisely. Weren't they also bred to hunt rats in pipes and sewers? And here we have a male human who evolved to transcend the food chain whose ancestors hunted even the most fierce of animals. AND A FUCKING HAIRY RAT SCARES HIM.
@eave4305
@eave4305 5 жыл бұрын
@@TechSupportDave hey buddy some people eat feces, you're acting like that's the worst case
@femimark5021
@femimark5021 5 жыл бұрын
@@TechSupportDave it doesn't scare him, just the way a bunch of kids harrassing me doesn't scare me. It just that hands are tied by legal and societal factors
@TechSupportDave
@TechSupportDave 5 жыл бұрын
@@femimark5021 really? And why is that? You do realise he can simply GRAB the dog and put him in a different room? Not to mention that it doesnt have to be him. (note i'm not being serious. tone doesn't translate well to speech. just know i'm having a genuine laugh here)
@TheDuckyDino
@TheDuckyDino 5 жыл бұрын
How original. How about a crazy sewer hobo. Rat doesn't really fit with this.
@legatus3213
@legatus3213 5 жыл бұрын
Day 279 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter. Snoopys cucking Charlie Brown. Not surprised.
@uglyshawtyyy
@uglyshawtyyy 5 жыл бұрын
Legatus you’re a true trooper
@bigdaz8378
@bigdaz8378 5 жыл бұрын
A b s o l u t e U n i t
@kaisermoneybags4450
@kaisermoneybags4450 5 жыл бұрын
piss off
@wearenumberonehey2578
@wearenumberonehey2578 5 жыл бұрын
Please
@damagedTNT52
@damagedTNT52 5 жыл бұрын
Keep carrying on the torch brother
@DiggitySlice
@DiggitySlice 4 жыл бұрын
Phil's approaching it like he's never seen a dog before.
@thechin9241
@thechin9241 4 жыл бұрын
That yorkie is really cute
@spydermytes7333
@spydermytes7333 5 жыл бұрын
The thing about the eyes on the snake doesn't mean it's nonvenomous. Round pupils means they're active during the day. Slit pupils means they're active at night. Xd
@exotixzamateurva8957
@exotixzamateurva8957 5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be the other way around? Smaller pupils allow less light in, like a camera lens does.
@Anthony-yz8dn
@Anthony-yz8dn 5 жыл бұрын
Exotixz Idk man, you tell me. Are your eyes slits?
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi 5 жыл бұрын
@@Anthony-yz8dn its the other way around indeed round pupils of course let in more light which all nocturnal creatures would have.
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi 5 жыл бұрын
How are you so frustratingly stupid that you identify the inaccuracy yet make the wrong correction?
@exotixzamateurva8957
@exotixzamateurva8957 5 жыл бұрын
@@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi I'm not stupid lol, Just misinformed apparently.
@zStrikeHu
@zStrikeHu 5 жыл бұрын
I'm almost positive Charlie has seen this exterminator episode before, pretty sure it's even on this channel
@charleshastings9452
@charleshastings9452 2 жыл бұрын
If someone I know has that kind of rat, TRUST im punting it across my entier country
@rorystfu
@rorystfu 3 жыл бұрын
The penultimate lesson in every episode of "It's Me or the Dog"? -- *It's You.*
@lememelemon6931
@lememelemon6931 5 жыл бұрын
4:24 are those iron crosses on his hat.
@funnyvideohaha5337
@funnyvideohaha5337 5 жыл бұрын
That snake clearly died, no way it could survive having half its body crushed lol
@ArtisticallyEligible
@ArtisticallyEligible 5 жыл бұрын
I like how he said the snake made a full recovery, as its body visually shows permanent external/internal damage from that clamp hahaha. wtff
@deadturret4049
@deadturret4049 5 жыл бұрын
@@ArtisticallyEligible honestly I wouldnt be surprised if he just said that to not freak out those children when they eventually got to see this episode.
@hankymcspanky3137
@hankymcspanky3137 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah there's no way it was alive. It's neck looked severely crushed and kinked and it didn't even move when he put it down or was holding it.
@flood4544
@flood4544 5 жыл бұрын
if you've seen Mike Tyson mysteries you know why
@Fatfuckinnutsack
@Fatfuckinnutsack 5 жыл бұрын
not even the dog whisperer could take this dog over
@comradeazureye3626
@comradeazureye3626 5 жыл бұрын
Alternate Universe to the Bee Movie
@Bootigieg
@Bootigieg 5 жыл бұрын
Haha imagine how much a beta you have to be for a yorky not to respect you
@mori5271
@mori5271 5 жыл бұрын
Aint nothing more beta than dudes calling others beta lol
@PutraRhm
@PutraRhm 4 жыл бұрын
@@mori5271 so what are you? The middle guy that always act as the holy judge or sum? He's a damn beta for a fucking rat controlling his ass around, it's a fact, if it's annoyed you then welcome to the beta community
@swaggypanda1808
@swaggypanda1808 5 жыл бұрын
"it's like a guitar pedal for distortion" got me so fucking hard hahaha
@OOOOOOOOOF
@OOOOOOOOOF 3 жыл бұрын
1:57 she gets up after Phil manages to sit down lol
@juice24kidflash
@juice24kidflash 5 жыл бұрын
Was Phil about to cry?? 😂🤣
@Aaronduhmoron
@Aaronduhmoron 5 жыл бұрын
It's because that witch enjoys being in a position of power
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi
@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi 5 жыл бұрын
Ye you can tell the wife enjoys letting the dog cuck him. Why tf would he ever stay with that evil hag?
@mori5271
@mori5271 5 жыл бұрын
Or u know she just doesnt wanna fuck him...
@Aaronduhmoron
@Aaronduhmoron 5 жыл бұрын
Men like this disgust me. They need to not exist. The woman too, obviously, but the guy here is perpetuating her manipulation and it happens all too often. She gets to control the relationship through her dog; it's sick.
@forseti4328
@forseti4328 3 жыл бұрын
My dog does the same thing but I'm single and love being alone so he's doing me a solid
@starstone3620
@starstone3620 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god i love the 'its me or the dog' program
@BlueBlur2003
@BlueBlur2003 5 жыл бұрын
Yo you should make a video about Alinty abusing her cat
@michaelinn7762
@michaelinn7762 5 жыл бұрын
And best screenplay goes to Donnie gets dirty "a racoon from jurassic park r somtin".
@dsmbroo8403
@dsmbroo8403 5 жыл бұрын
4:40 "and what did I bring with me".......a metal zone?😂💀
@silverfan9611
@silverfan9611 3 жыл бұрын
literally that one Cyanide Happiness episode
@caliberrios746
@caliberrios746 5 жыл бұрын
1:32 - 1:33 amazing words
@VioletElite4
@VioletElite4 5 жыл бұрын
I could never watch Billy the Exterminator. I can never take any of them seriously due to the way they're dressed.
@yashs9076
@yashs9076 5 жыл бұрын
The title should have been "Dog Steals Man's Wife"
@in-jean-ius6418
@in-jean-ius6418 4 жыл бұрын
OH! By the heavens! This looks like a job for the Quit It! Activate his self destruct sequence phill!
@thewingedcheetahwolf2615
@thewingedcheetahwolf2615 3 жыл бұрын
5:46 No it's NOT. ACCURATE. The pupils only determine at what time of day the snake is active. This snake is most active during the day, thus it is diurnal.
@benzski44
@benzski44 5 жыл бұрын
We need to raid the dog HQ
@firstlast9846
@firstlast9846 5 жыл бұрын
The Guards will need counselling after they haven’t touched their wives for 6 months without being aggressively barked at
@tyguy8311
@tyguy8311 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Billy proceeds to water board the snake at the very end
@elexceer6226
@elexceer6226 5 жыл бұрын
He can just yeet it like alinity
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