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Catch me live at / maya
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Edited by:
► / brodytaymann
Chapters:
0:00 - intro
0:17 - the not-so dumb responses
0:55 - gatorade chugging contest vs beetle the goat
2:33 - barbara the roach pulls off a 'never been done'
4:25 - do the little guys know their own names?
6:20 - government mandated baby cow brushing time
7:09 - do the little guys know their own names part 2
9:09 - telling stompy a really bad joke
10:09 - do the little guys know their own names parr
12:02 - giving the little chin a handshake
13:40 - outro
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Пікірлер: 350

@eliselambert2861 4 ай бұрын

Stompys brain may only be .06% of his mass but he has 100% of my heart

@HydroniteTB 4 ай бұрын

The other parts of his brain are reserved for love

@117SympathyForTheDevil 4 ай бұрын

If i could like this comment twice i would.

@itsiJonesy 4 ай бұрын

CHICKEN

@xXSighter123Xx 4 ай бұрын

It cuz tompy always eepy

@angelicapixels Ай бұрын

Are stompy and chicken the same emu ?

@jacklloyd4376 4 ай бұрын

toast just intently staring at his reflection ignoring you is so funny to me

@screamsformemes 4 ай бұрын

hes protecting his house from a handsome invader

@simonkemfors 4 ай бұрын

the chugging match was so even

@rldv634 4 ай бұрын

I argue it was a fair fight too

@simonkemfors 4 ай бұрын

also, Maya is allowed to use gravity, because the advantage is innate to being a human, so in a human vs goat match, the human should be allowed to take advantage of their physiology

@danielle7663 4 ай бұрын

right. I’ve seen beedle chug that Gatorade way faster too so it seemed fair to me

@wernerbeinhart2320 4 ай бұрын

The goat was so much faster in the beginning and only started to slow down, when there was only a little left.

@PattyManatty 4 ай бұрын

@@wernerbeinhart2320yeah, humans have a huge advantage in drinking the last little bit

@MikaelR94 4 ай бұрын

You could just see how much Winnie appreciated those scratches! Well deserved, she seems like such a lovely cow!

@Jake-do3ly 4 ай бұрын

We need a full video of just Winnie scratches

@claytonberg721 4 ай бұрын

Winnie is peak cow.

@taylor3950 4 ай бұрын

I’d like to see a video of trying random household objects and seeing which scratches Winnie likes best.

@LifesNeverHumDrum 4 ай бұрын

The teeth, the little spit bubbles, she was so happy 😁 ❤ I love it

@PuffTheMagicDragon11B Ай бұрын

@@taylor3950 Anything with a strong handle

@MercMercury 4 ай бұрын

The chinchilla handshake is one of the cutest things I've seen in ages haha

@Dark90804 4 ай бұрын

Maya puts her phone on her wrist like she's wearing a Pip-Boy from Fall Out lol I love it plus Resident Evil 4 merchant lines in this seriously made my entire day

@LifesNeverHumDrum 4 ай бұрын

Okay but as someone who walks a lot of dogs, I saw her do that and immediately bought one for myself and it’s GREAT I love it. I have a bad habit of dropping my phone or putting it down and leaving it somewhere, so it’s great

@_moni_cat 15 күн бұрын

Not enough cash stranger! Made my day as well 🫶🏼

@haj5937 4 ай бұрын

oatmeal with the dr phil audio is possibly the funniest shit ive ever seen

@WoeIsJesse Ай бұрын

SAME

@walruss_ 4 ай бұрын

the editor deserves a raise, good vid

@caasi4969 4 ай бұрын

All the little jokes they put in are so funny

@cactustactics 4 ай бұрын

I wonder if some of the animals have a tell, like when a cat ignores you but their ears swivel round to point at you so you KNOW they're listening

@jackkelly9048 4 ай бұрын

the name and recall task was actually really interesting imo, I was surprised at how receptive two of the chickens were at names and often just when maya was speaking

@Jake-do3ly 4 ай бұрын

Barbara did a better kickflip than Ludwig and Maya

@cuarmento 4 ай бұрын

The editor is having so much fun with this video and I absolutely love it

@jamsjars9505 4 ай бұрын

Yo, give your editor a raise. Fucking hilarious edits.

@chand911 4 ай бұрын

I think we entered a new tier of editing excellence with this video.

@alexbrewer4570 4 ай бұрын

Here's a "good" joke for you. The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country. They're in denial.

@digdawg2833 4 ай бұрын

Stoooop with the editing!! Y’all are getting me in trouble at work 😂😂 so damn gooood!!! The whole Gatorade challenge had me absolutely rolling

@oftheHowl 4 ай бұрын

Don't watch it at work? The edits make it so much better

@MegaMinecraftFantasy 4 ай бұрын

@@oftheHowl ....

@vandr__ 4 ай бұрын

I love how Maya lives at an Animal Crossing museum

@dannyjeong6282 4 ай бұрын

Maya looks great in the thumbnail! The girl with red hair looks cool too

@GenericDan 4 ай бұрын

That's Stompy. He's just trying out a new hairdo.

@luquai 4 ай бұрын

Actually LOLed

@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger 4 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@bierrollerful 4 ай бұрын

Sweet Dee's daughter confirmed.

@DapperBirb 4 ай бұрын

8:30 this little wing drop shuffle thing Oliver does, despite looking like a drunk person trying to pick up a quarter, is actually the rooster’s mating dance. In summary, Oliver called maya smexy ;), thank you for coming to my TedTalk

@maerski5171 4 ай бұрын

APPA AND MOMO MISSING where are the little guys, the scrinkly dinklies, the two mimirs

@mayahiga 4 ай бұрын

Bundled up in their blankies cause of the cold

@lcmarques9860 4 ай бұрын

Snork is so no thought head empty it's adorable

@brieoconnor9824 4 ай бұрын

Rematch on the chugging contest but Maya has to use a straw

@just_some_donkus 4 ай бұрын

im surprised you drank the gatorade faster than beedul lol also, 10/10 camera angle on the winnie brushing, thank you camera person

@alext6933 4 ай бұрын

Barbara legitimately skateboarded better than most of you could.

@zpinn8242 4 ай бұрын

That Resident Evil reference had me rolling

@tsaageotrimm 4 ай бұрын

Winnie was LOVIN the brushing!

@PlatypusLLC 4 ай бұрын

Your editor is so goooood! I love how Maya probably knows none of the references on here too lol

@HottusDamnusNaMmus 4 ай бұрын

The edits, oh my god 😂

@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger 4 ай бұрын

6:36 "Aw yeah, that's the spot"

@emilyemica 4 ай бұрын

I need more chinchilla content because they are so adorable

@HameltheKamel 4 ай бұрын

10:24 Meanwhile, Toast having existential dread while looking at his reflection

@yuvgotmel 4 ай бұрын

Fenn and Reed snuggling with each other was SO CUTE

@Kb11241 4 ай бұрын

Cant wait for the tortoise ambassador

@verifiedsleepy6211 4 ай бұрын

10/10 handshake. Possibly best I've seen. Keep up the good work

@juniistar 4 ай бұрын

Barbara is a natural frrr girl did a kickflip on her first try AND did her own twist on it. inspirational.

@nokap5994 4 ай бұрын

the count stopped before maya finished, Beetle won.

@dashanikulina1209 4 ай бұрын

yes!!! back at it again, creating the best content on the platform!

@InspectahReese 4 ай бұрын

Backside Barbara Flip was the highlight for sure

@DocJackJo 4 ай бұрын

The lud humiliation

@ManBearPiggi 4 ай бұрын

Great video! And I love the edits xD great job editor!

@christophert6690 4 ай бұрын

if someone that doesn’t know what maya does for a living just saw maya helping a roach do a kickflip

@alexschettino1277 4 ай бұрын

The clip of Ludwig credit carding made me lol

@yokabb 4 ай бұрын

10:27 Me when I'm trying to get my reflection to move... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@allocat586 4 ай бұрын

sweet kickflip barbara!

@Palinckx5907 4 ай бұрын

thanks for the little tour of the invertebrate room!

@jordanmeeks7109 4 ай бұрын

Love the editing!❤

@rexon31 4 ай бұрын

4:25 was gold . wonder if thats how stompys brain works LOL

@gavvowest 4 ай бұрын

I love these videos. Cow being brushed is top tier content.

@mathisgraening1931 4 ай бұрын

i loved the voiceline edits and inserted clips, very funny

@martycantrell1656 4 ай бұрын

I think Winnie likes the Brush 😊

@1naruto59 4 ай бұрын

Love the goat tongue sound effect.

@floralirony 4 ай бұрын

I didn't know I needed more chinchilla content, but now I do and I need it NOW

@Indhel9957 4 ай бұрын

The edits were cracking me up 😂

@humandoodad 4 ай бұрын

LOVE the sound effects on that fox clip. Extra cute.

@austinberry5696 4 ай бұрын

Yet another video where the editor makes me crack tf up. Hats off to them 😂

@LazerLace 4 ай бұрын

The Resident Evil Goat cut was SO FUNNY! Thank you for that laugh

@jackarthur4673 4 ай бұрын

This was hilarious, props to you and the editor.

@wilgarcia1 4 ай бұрын

Loving the FLUFF =D

@Soli2deYT 4 ай бұрын

lol the lil audio edits in like from skyrim is hilarious. :P

@JamyAlt 4 ай бұрын

Editing is always so good

@LifesNeverHumDrum 4 ай бұрын

Thank you editor for the L4D pop-up when the goats amassed 😂 as well as the Dr. Phil soundbyte

@BananaInEar009 4 ай бұрын

Yo that camera looks crisp! Thx for uploading in 4K

@zaga9602 4 ай бұрын

Your editor is amazing

@ptainjade 4 ай бұрын

i grew up with 2 emus and i always thought they were aggressive but since watching this channel i realize they were probably stressed from living in a horse stall near a road ❤ thanks stompy

@KyllisAugustus 4 ай бұрын

Haha the dr phil voice over

@genyat.1617 3 ай бұрын

I love how she’s so monotone until she sees one of the animals 😂

@Carterwhite777 Ай бұрын

I love Maya !!

@HeedTheLorax 3 ай бұрын

This was a very entertaining episode.

@adristar6698 4 ай бұрын

love the video

@ughabby9908 4 ай бұрын

thank you editor

@arthurjameson2178 4 ай бұрын

I love this very wholesome

@jellycatfish 4 ай бұрын

The Snork handshake was the cutest thing ever!

@Stina85 3 ай бұрын

Maya is so funny, and the editing and sound bites are cracking me up. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💖

@Dalestair 4 ай бұрын

I recently discovered this channel and these animal shenanigans have changed my life for the better

@alexnorth757 4 ай бұрын

you need to use a straw to drink the Gatorade instead. thats the fair way to do it.

@vladlenal 4 ай бұрын

LOVED IT 😭😭🩷🩷🩷

@kitnkindlin683 4 ай бұрын

Idk im new here I saw one video with Esfand and I hope he elusive man appears again. I love this channel

@OofGA 4 ай бұрын

I didn't know goats could drink water so fast, neat!

@WingsOfADream1 4 ай бұрын

the chugging X'D i love it

@kevinleee3408 2 ай бұрын

This is the content I'm looking for on KZfaq

@joelayoub2774 4 ай бұрын

One of the most unique streamers. love it.

@ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 ай бұрын

I love how Barbara was trying to reply to chat. Very cute! She wanted to say hi!

@Night5x 4 ай бұрын

good video danny 👏

@kemalgozler1706 4 ай бұрын

great video again danny

@jasonabernethy4738 4 ай бұрын

OMG...you and the crew crack me up😍😍

@jasonabernethy4738 4 ай бұрын

Crew being the awesome animals and insects

@FiendishAuburn 4 ай бұрын

Love the chinchilla handshakes! 🥰😁🥺

@yutub561 4 ай бұрын

what species of isopods do you have? I recently got into pod keeping. have rubber duckies, panda kings, trachelipus rathkii, oniscus asellus, and armadillidium nasatum/vulgare

@hdb004 4 ай бұрын

Love how you're like snowwhite with the animals. + good edits

@riffshe20 4 ай бұрын

Can’t wait for the new tortoise ambassador

@victordoesyoutube 4 ай бұрын

dude the editor rules he needs a raise

@muggs105 4 ай бұрын

strudel was looking at you, maybe he knows, sweet video.

@Inklett13 4 ай бұрын

When it’s warmer out you should let the ferret chaos angels finger paint 🖤🖤🖤 get those lil hop hops on paper

@Inklett13 4 ай бұрын

Also Barbra need to FOCUS

@moosartti 4 ай бұрын

1:25 that was golden hahaha.

@WilliamPayneNZ 4 ай бұрын

I watched one tiny mic animal video and now I get recommended all the videos. Doing anything the internet tells you is dangerous hahaha.

@swoop8047 4 ай бұрын

Barb did a varial flip 😱

@FredLootLlama123 4 ай бұрын

Stompy turned his beak when you said his name he just didn’t care to pay more attention lol

@Lowlandlord 4 ай бұрын

I know Rocco knows his name, he says it, "Rocco Rocco", can come when called, when he feels like it. Normally tho he ignores me for a few seconds while he is focused on whatever trouble he is getting into. Now, if I ask "do you wanna phone Granma" he will fly like he is being chased by the Devil himself, with this panicked look on his face, horrified at the very concept that he might miss a phone call. He has FOMO for many things, but the phone most of all. He also flies at a morning normal, relaxed, pace if asked if he wants to go for a shower. He likes them, but it'll be there in a couple seconds still.