I'm a Retired Christian Rapper | Rufat Agayev | Stand Up Comedy
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Rufat Agayev is a Brooklyn based comedian and writer, he's the host of Scorpion Recrods Comedy, a weekly comedy show in a record store that was a Yugoslavian mob bar. He's featured in the book Alien Nation published by Harper Collins. Follow him on IG and KZfaq @rufat_agayev
Instagram: / rufat_agayev
TikTok: / rufatcamp
KZfaq: @rufat_agayev
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Rufat Agayev
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Evan Croker
Grip: Nathan Andrus-Highes
Cam Operators:
Amelia Asilis
Lauren Doyle
Stephen Ling
Brooke Mueller
Mike Phillips
Editor: Brian Levin
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Mixer: Brandon Loulias
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Paige DiFebbo
Scott Gabelein
Megan Hunter
Lindsay Kushner
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco (IG: @mattmisiscostudios)
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Zeno Space (IG: @zeno.space) in Venice, CA
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@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
Really grateful for the support, yes the audience that night were soulless, it’s LA but when I did it I knew you all would be the real audience
@treybaybay11 7 ай бұрын
Love your intelligence that shines through!! Screw the crowd you had me cackling
@soeasyastonercoulddoit 7 ай бұрын
As a person from California, that crowd was wack and you are funny as fuck. I don't normally laugh out loud. But you had me literally lol'ing.
@mattresbert 7 ай бұрын
Brilliant stuff
@chriskim457 7 ай бұрын
Funny set bro. Good job.
@ELEXANDERTHEGREAT 7 ай бұрын
My nigga you gotta get back into rapping...that Noah bar was OP....keep denying access to that meat 🍖 .. great set bro
@mbealhighjump 7 ай бұрын
“Unrest is when you’re trying to rest but need the UN.” What a great joke 😂
@jessicaevans2564 7 ай бұрын
Thanks for spelling that out for me.
@icequeenspits 7 ай бұрын
I doubt the crowd got that joke on a grammatically level and substance level 😅
@motaharehjadidi5875 7 ай бұрын
Can you explain the joke? I'm not sure I got it right?
@PursuingValhalla 7 ай бұрын
yeah those girls in the middle belong to a feminist rally not a comedy club. the girls to the very left and right were actually laughing. shame they were in the shadows.
@chidiv22 7 ай бұрын
Barrs bro, dang that audience was asleep
@ForLoveNSole 7 ай бұрын
Is anyone paying attention to the fact he started pro life and ended pro choice that’s some high level sequencing get this guy a special cause he’s ready
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
I can’t say I planned it but yeah
@MrNeboff 7 ай бұрын
lol@@rufat_agayev
@neiana 7 ай бұрын
@@rufat_agayevwell if you didn't plan it, maybe you should get yourself a world's hottest chip.
@rayedrama 7 ай бұрын
Bro killed it
@marsbarsxo 7 ай бұрын
Usually wont even comment on these but man, the crowd was weak as hell. He was definitely funnier than the energy they were giving. It was nice to see him power through despite the lack of enthusiasm he was recieving. Hope to see more from him in the future.
@twinkyunouwantmycreamfilli8297 7 ай бұрын
It seemed like they warmed up to him quite a bit by the end though.
@MitchellBahamas 7 ай бұрын
agreed
@zbsz92 7 ай бұрын
they always put the worst humorless people up front for some reason... i guess its because theyre conventionally attractive for the camera but id rather have the people with the weird laughs show up on the video
@mjones6894 7 ай бұрын
I usually won’t even comment but “The crowd was weak as hell “ they were constantly laughing!!! You want to see him more ? Google him .
@src3360 7 ай бұрын
Nope, he's mildly funny..
@k1ngkeem307 7 ай бұрын
You are WAYYYY funnier than they gave you credit for. No one could ever accuse you of stealing a joke, you're one of one
@avedic 6 ай бұрын
idk....I read your comment before watching it. Just finished it. And tbh? I felt like the crowd was thoroughly into it. His jokes ARE a bit dark and edgy....but they go riiiiight up to that line, in just the right way, such that I honestly felt like the audience was super into it. I almost feel like we watched two different videos lol..
@barbourgirl78 3 ай бұрын
The basketball joke was not original.
@JahRave 7 ай бұрын
I've been waiting so long for someone from the Caucasus to make this "real Caucasian" joke. Thank you!
@choppatool 7 ай бұрын
his trust in his material is so inspiring. he has that "I know I'm funny" vibe. love it
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
I took many L's to get there!
@sakura-rc3ed 7 ай бұрын
@@rufat_agayevyou’re hilarious dude
@jamrockkingmusic5070 7 ай бұрын
@@rufat_agayevcheck out Jamrock King
@oyoyoyo7624 7 ай бұрын
💯💯💯
@hamstersandwich9917 7 ай бұрын
@@rufat_agayevi mean hey, you can't spell laughter without taking a few L's
@ElDJReturn 7 ай бұрын
This was real AF. This is how I wish all comedians flowed. I like the way he gets into some deep topics but keeps the jokes coming fast enough that it guides you through a commentary.
@redflag4255 7 ай бұрын
He really knows how to transition between jokes. Takes you places. Hilarious set all the way through
@Maxville2 7 ай бұрын
He's got some super clever material in here! Really funny!
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
Thank you, I graduated with a 2.3 in Sociology
@Maxville2 5 ай бұрын
@@rufat_agayev lmao
@h_jonez 7 ай бұрын
This was much better than the crowd makes it seem, crowd seems stiff AF.
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
they were, fuck em, I'm bulletproof cuz i've been shot before
@ihateeketchup 7 ай бұрын
@@rufat_agayev do you speak armenian or azeri ?
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
PLOT TWIST - I speak russian @@ihateeketchup
@ihateeketchup 7 ай бұрын
@@rufat_agayev omg totally forgot about russian, it's what unites your both sides💀
@Bisexualconfusion 7 ай бұрын
@@rufat_agayevngl. Being mean and disrespectful is gonna just put people off your craft. Start your PR shit
@chriskim457 7 ай бұрын
I love the confidence and playfulness in this set.
@oyoyoyo7624 7 ай бұрын
Same
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
Thx
@zacharydouglass702 7 ай бұрын
You’re a great writer and your delivery was tight. Dead crowd. Keep ya head up. Great stuff
@vedabriscoe3629 7 ай бұрын
I love C.R.I.S.I.S!!! Thats dope!! ❤❤❤❤❤ That single mother line was epic coming from a single mother 😂 Awesome set 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
Thank you
@aaronmurrayvazquez 5 ай бұрын
when he said “REEESES PEESES CREAMER” i’m lost it
@thegrind5273 5 ай бұрын
This guy got some crowd work man
@trevorking1021 7 ай бұрын
Rufat, I don't know if you'll see.this but you sir are one of the funniest comedians Ive ever seen.. and this is just from watching this snippet! Amazing performance!
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
I see it, I'm here, Thank you, it means a ton, I will save this for when I think I suck
@trevorking1021 7 ай бұрын
@@rufat_agayev no problem man! Wishing you an extremely long and healthy career
@palmerhouse3733 7 ай бұрын
Ha ha. Yes Rufat... He speaks the truth 😂
@DJMcNutty 7 ай бұрын
I would love to watch a half hour set from dude. This was great
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
I have one coming, it’s more like 25
@ImaginIllyar 7 ай бұрын
It's great to find an excellent new-to-me comedian.
@jeshdhawan 7 ай бұрын
That was some edgy and very funny stuff. Way to go, Rufat!
@hg82met 7 ай бұрын
You're introducing a great variety of comedians - they've all got different styles and content. Some really funny sets.
@MrBlackJesus101 7 ай бұрын
Gave a like for that UN joke alone 🔥🔥
@JuaniqueVerde 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is hilarious!!! More of him please 🙏🏽
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
Hell yeah!
@palmerhouse3733 7 ай бұрын
Yes, please
@lily-hazy8823 7 ай бұрын
The rams, the browns and the packers lmaoooo
@crawdadds 7 ай бұрын
It's so refreshing when there's true creativity in Comedy
@rufat_agayev 6 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@Armcha1rwarr13r 7 ай бұрын
half-armenian and half-arab here, as soon as he said azeri and armenian i let outa big exhale lmao funny shit
@rorygreen2088 7 ай бұрын
His parents got a wild story
@lusesaghatelyan1168 7 ай бұрын
@@rorygreen2088what was their story ?
@thespiritschild 7 ай бұрын
Ikr the guy was born funny
@naraorujova1668 7 ай бұрын
As an azerbaijani, I loved his story telling! Funny and lovely! And I eagerly want a peace between us! A sustainable peace! ❤️
@thespiritschild 7 ай бұрын
@@naraorujova1668 Same here :) Amen to that.
@silversurfer8818 7 ай бұрын
Her: Did you bring protection? Him: Ofc i did, pulls out a Hot Chip Challenge!
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
LMAO
@d.t.6072 7 ай бұрын
This was a lot of hilarious truth, nobody was spared. 🤣
@Knobs_and_Ends 7 ай бұрын
Holy shit “choice hack” killed me
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
YOU WATCHED TIL THE END!!!
@acooltism 7 ай бұрын
glad rufat the goat made it out nagorny karabakh to bless us with comedy, real shit 🔥
@Flumshid 7 ай бұрын
Omg. That last joke! Hahahaha! I was hoping he’d say and he did. Chef’s kiss.
@Lord_Retrospect 7 ай бұрын
"Unrest ; it's like when your tryin to rest but u need the UN" classic
@regrethayes 7 ай бұрын
"But you need the... U-N" lol
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
MUCH LOVE!
@gavinmatts 7 ай бұрын
my favorite comedian alive
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
But you mine
@odar37 7 ай бұрын
Seconded
@observantmonkey4055 7 ай бұрын
Thirdeded
@kevinli145 7 ай бұрын
This dudes hilarious!! Bursted out laughing a few times by myself. The UN line and the g-spot bit got me. Smart and original material, get this man a special
@stephaniecruvant9130 7 ай бұрын
He is ORIGINAL! EPIC!
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
Thank You!
@thevisionarytycoon 7 ай бұрын
Definitely looking forward to seeing where his career goes. Potential to be a heavy hitter
@loxslo7325 7 ай бұрын
He sounded like he was about to start rapping so many times 😂
@nickgrnr 5 ай бұрын
Dude you are amazing. As nothing more than a fan of Comedy - you are as sharp as a razor with your deliveries and originality!
@rufat_agayev 4 ай бұрын
Appreciate the kind words and support
@xapokalypse 7 ай бұрын
The God spot part had me dying
@catalystwarcry8983 3 ай бұрын
Dude is amazing! He started with a pro life joke opener, and ended his segment with a pro choice closer! Brilliantly executed!!
@fussbrain9161 7 ай бұрын
Just discovered but now I’m hooked!
@rigsatron6931 7 ай бұрын
Intrusive thoughts really came out during this set😂 loved it
@bighomieJ5X 7 ай бұрын
That "G-spot" joke was pure gold 😂😂
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@bighomieJ5X 7 ай бұрын
@@rufat_agayev 👏🏾 👏🏾
@MuzzaHukka 7 ай бұрын
I found it distasteful and unnecessarily offensive.
@KG_BM 7 ай бұрын
man all the joke undertones were next level
@ZoiusGM 7 ай бұрын
This set was good. The jokes were there, the delivery was there, the body language.
@boldnbrash7028 7 ай бұрын
Ok my comment was premature. Youre so originally hilarious!! Never stop 😂😂😂
@romelldawkins5515 7 ай бұрын
Ended with a banger 😂😂
@runnerphile1997 7 ай бұрын
Movie deal for this guy... great stuff! 😂
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
They’ll cast me in the new Taken, doing the taking
@ariwilsun 7 ай бұрын
This guy’s jokes are really smart. 👌🏾
@amberlema2088 7 ай бұрын
Punchlines and delivery on point! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Christopher-tz3nl 7 ай бұрын
thanks for the good laugh my guy
@Sileonex123 7 ай бұрын
Holy shit dude, hilarious from the jump
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
My republican brother!
@Sileonex123 7 ай бұрын
@rufat_agayev that's one of thr best openers I've heard in awhile and I watch plenty of comedy...love never letting the audience feel totally comfortable...loved all of it
@ramadjones 2 ай бұрын
Fantastic set. Confident, edgy, and subtle. Please show more from Rufat!
@jayjaydubful 7 ай бұрын
This was really really good, some of the funniest material I've seen in a while 👏
@ericavanesov838 7 ай бұрын
Love this guys haircut, very relatable.
@OussamaAbdelahBenhmida 7 ай бұрын
You clearly deserve a better audience! Brilliant
@redomagnus4762 2 ай бұрын
Man, he is REALLY funny. Very well put together set… I’ll be looking for more of his work!
@bufordhighwater9872 7 ай бұрын
Not even two minutes in and I'm dying. Lol
@DfkVol1 7 ай бұрын
That set was so good. I'm gonna play it at work tomorrow.
@yesitschelle 7 ай бұрын
The closing floored me! You kept taking me off guard with the jokes, in a good way. They make me laugh, then think.
@ubani_j 7 ай бұрын
This dude is so smooth! 😂
@colie9130 7 ай бұрын
Omg I’m dying 😂 this is funny AF great set 🤣😂🤣😂
@changveronicas 7 ай бұрын
can’t wait to see you going places rufat! your material is a riot 😂
@Angyyyyy 6 ай бұрын
He's so clever and sharp! Great comedian ❤
@otjunior 7 ай бұрын
Great set! Don’t tell comedy releasing now but bangers!!
@anthonyreed1310 7 ай бұрын
This was one of the best ones yet! Confidence in every joke and I never stopped laughing 😂
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
Thank you
@soyestee 7 ай бұрын
The way I would have been screaming in the audience. Brilliant!
@Musiclove243 7 ай бұрын
That Noah’s Ark verse was fire
@tjj2040 7 ай бұрын
Man this was some really witty comedy. Had me 😂😂. Rufat you’re really good at what you do. From here on out, this is the only comedian I want recommendations for KZfaq! 😂
@ikulobiocha 7 ай бұрын
WoW !! I am so grateful that this video reached me ! You hold a lot beeing Armenian and Azerbaijani , just for that I want to display your face everywhere ❤❤❤. But also very smart in your jokes !!! Absolutely unique ! ( how can it be otherwise ?) The construction is so smart and above duality like you 👍 Just on the edge like a tightrope walker you display truths in a hilarious way !! You have an enormous talent !! Come to Paris France !!! Peace and all the success you deserve ! You are hilarious at a spirit mind body personal societal level !! So so good !!❤✨👑👍👏👏👏👏
@cindersofcreation 7 ай бұрын
Dude is funny, looking out for more from him
@dabiskitt 7 ай бұрын
This might be my favorite set I’ve seen in years
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
Thank you, means a lot
@0num4 7 ай бұрын
Subtle callbacks, non-sequitirs...good stuff.
@rufat_agayev 7 ай бұрын
I love when a comment contains the word sequitr
@davario1988 7 ай бұрын
man this entire set was pure genius 😂😂😂. I died came back and died again 😅
@oarabala 7 ай бұрын
That’s so funny. Advanced travel flee:))
@natbvm1880 7 ай бұрын
That was intense. Loved it
@sobekneferu4041 7 ай бұрын
this kept getting better and better! some great original comedy here and confidence
@AllenInRealLife 7 ай бұрын
Great work my man. Love that you've continued to work on your craft. I see the growth.
@cameronkit4352 5 ай бұрын
"PUT A SPORTS TEAM ON IT" i literally had to get up and walk around I was laughing so hard
@rufat_agayev 4 ай бұрын
I take it you don't live in NYC since you can walk around your place - Thanks for the support
@alejandroguerra9413 6 ай бұрын
nothing but straight fire, that un joke omg... i died
@ryanlemley4866 Ай бұрын
Funny as hell. Thanks for the W.V. shout out.
@assassindelasaucisse.4039 6 ай бұрын
Actual original material. Awesome!
@wereallpsychospodcastwithd1069 7 ай бұрын
Great job Rufat :)
@shruthimaniyodath7755 6 ай бұрын
Omgg😂😂😂😂 every second had me rolling!
@meghanmonroe 5 ай бұрын
You got it. Keep up the FIRE work!! 😂😂
@Thealchemistpoet 7 ай бұрын
Dude is Brilliant. Love it!!
@_xentropy 7 ай бұрын
The promised land was inside them all along 🤣
@exerciseetc.147 7 ай бұрын
Rams Browns Packers got me real good!
@bibsythecottonelf7147 5 ай бұрын
I listened to this walking to the store and looked like a basket-case laughing my ass off with a hood on 😅
@loveandro6074 7 ай бұрын
Wowwww. This one educated people for real. I know for a fact most folks do not not know about the Caucuses. So good.
@zodjenkins2595 5 ай бұрын
Really good set, I think you stunned the audience lmfao
@kiul6075 6 ай бұрын
OMG! Your amazing set keeps on building momentum from the get-go. Amazing funny jokes 🎉
@harleyshaffer6253 7 ай бұрын
I love your set. I needed to get my mind off of things and you did that. You are great.
@famfamfam5782 7 ай бұрын
Original from start to finish. Love the way he started off with a joke to get the audience on its toes too. We know which joke I mean😂😂
@JH-uu7jl 7 ай бұрын
Great set. Clever stuff.
@MadiTheMiss 7 ай бұрын
Genius. Genius. Genius. Thru and thru. I’m a new fan. Came here from a KZfaq short with a live link. 11:11
@4kryptik4 7 ай бұрын
Man, Rufat has some fluid eclectic energy in his sets! Stay packing bro!
@Luluthecat-22 6 ай бұрын
Funny as hell! Hope to see more from you 😂
@riadaufelt1399 7 ай бұрын
You are hilarious my dude! You made my morning!
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