Oh fuck ive had some long cold walks.

Erb

You sound dumb

11:35 that chick was really into it

I just discovered this man but he has risen on my list quickly

The cook time button on my oven, is the only way my grandchildren eat pizza that isn't burnt. I make people with ADHD look controlled and calm.

Roll Tide.

Shit we drove drunk as a hobby. A case of beer in the back of the truck and back country roads. You could drive around for hours and never see a soul.

“got the whole subdivision upside down right now” 😂

she reminds me of joan cussack, very funny

She is so funny

actually the man with golden gun from 1974 was a flying car for real, they actually made one real prototype for flying car in 1947 called convair car model

I just had about 10 flashbacks. NOBODY EVER HAD AN EXTRA BLANKET!!

Best stew I ever had was in a crock pot we forgot about for 3 days. The beef was shredded, every veggie broken down into the broth, the broth could be eaten with a fork.

She’s a great representation for older generations sense of humor. All my elderly patients say the craziest most funny shit with a straight face and in a completely serious tone😂😂

When did grandma get out of the house? ❤❤

Here off of the strength of the clip on Shorts alone😂

Made light of it. But asshole rude customers are hard to laugh about He did well with his joke. Wish he finished with “I know - you waved me off when I tried to clarify you dumbass”

Just heard of this dude. Huge fan now. He's brilliant. Bruh is hilarious!!

❤😂😂❤😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Racist

Facts😂😂💜💜💜

I hate this stereotype that autism is a good thing to have. Autism is a curse with very rare niche benefits.

I honestly thought I was going to die driving with friends. Thank the almighty we survived the late 90s early 2000s. He’s hilarious…

i cringe when i remember the wild, invinsible shit i got up to in my 20s.

This man’s gift for comedic storytelling is phenomenal.

this guy will be famous soon, he has everything, from the right pace to self mockery, making some points through jokes without lecturing seriously

Didn't know what it was, looked it up, Now I want one too... sooooo bad!

Marriage is a beautiful union of two hearts, a promise of love and commitment. A wedding is a celebration of this bond, a joyous occasion where family and friends gather to witness the start of a new chapter. It is a day filled with laughter, tears, and unforgettable memories.

Cake the cat is from adventure time!!!

Bruh….the pantry thing got me. I’ve raided so many pantries and I have no idea who most of them belonged to 😂

I used a punching bag as a bed before 😂😂😂😂 detached of course

I woke up in somebody's appartment without a lighter once. Used their toaster to light my cigarette and tried to remember where the f I was.

The fact that the prototype in They Cloned Tyrone lowkey looked like this 😭

she got my ass😂😂😂 she's good, when she yelled cake I fucking rolled☠️☠️☠️

In Brazil slavery was 2.3 Fuscas ago. Fusca = Volkswagen Beetle

You can tell he's getting flashbacks by the way he sways 😂

They did have uber back then it was called cash, ass or grass.

Who’s gonna tell him?

Not really that funny, he had some decent jokes, but he needs to work on his delivery. He reminds me of an unfunny Anthony Jeselnik or whatever that guys name is.

This is Nate Bargatze after a case of beer…

He must’ve sucked at tether ball. That was the shit back in the day

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

very funnyv guy

Wow, this guy is going places!

All these people complaining about their dad dont realise their dad didnt like them because they were gay little nerds

I am a pro Isreal Christian and I approve this message.

A real pro…😂😂😂

Nothin better that being drunk passed out and u just feel someone throwing a blanket over you