FINALLY heard the famous “I’m too pretty to die” line

what really gets me is how he's like. one good hit from getting knocked out in so many of these clips. like yes king your banter is so clever please drink a healing potion 😔😔😔

“My footsies are freezing, thank you.” Is definitely one of my favorites!

Giselle: Your glib tongue does you no credit. Dorian: You’d be surprised at the credit my tongue gets me, Your Reverence.

Almost 6 years and I still love him so much.

Alistar has competition for the King of comedic sass.

The “this conversation’s taken a turn for the moronic” is one of the funniest moments for me, especially in context, and is probably the moment I fully started adoring the D-man. Everything’s all sad and grim and awful, and Dorian’s just there with “*fuck*, you guys are dumb.”

Omg i was playing yesterday and heard the "sometimes the ones you love are also the ones who disappoint you the most." banter.... what makes it even worse is after that cole goes "get out, you are no son of mine." and dorian is like... "yes, like that" and cole goes "he wishes he didn't mean it." LIKE STOP ITS SO HEARTBREAKING

If Dorian and Zevran ever met... Thedas isn't big enough for 2 fun trolls XD

At 1:47 , if you're romancing Cullen Dorian adds that he really doesn't want to explain to Cullen you died by falling off a tree, which is even funnier trying to imagine that conversation

“Corypheus peed on the carpet again” gets me every time 😂

They really hit bull's eye with Dorian. It's not just the sass, it's the intelligence and sensitivity underlying it. His being quite the eye candy, besides... Can you love an animated character? Because i think I have a gynormous crush on him.

and yet noone mentioned how he found 20 books debating whether divine galatea took a shit on a sunday

Dorian is the best character in this game, if he isn't in DA4 I will riot

I love that man so much.

every day i fall more love in dorian

Me, a borderline lesbian: GOSH I never thought I'd be so exited to play a gay man.

i never heard the coughing clip at the end and OH MY GOD ok all of the coughing clips are incredible bc it's so over the top and they're literally all just running around fine while they're acting like they're dying but i love how dorian just. shouts. just "HAU-" ok dude this is why you fill your wineskin with water instead of actual wine when you go into the desert, glad we learned our lesson

No thoughts head filled with memorizing this quotes

We all need a Dorian in our lives. A snooty, self obsessed, smart ass with a heart of gold.

Whenever Dorian says "Haha! I could do this all day!" it brings me joy

That coughing was so fucking melodramatic, I love it.

Nun: Your glib tongue does you no credit! Dorian: You'd be suprised at the credit my tongue gets me...

The current dislike is from Solas

Dorian coughing his lungs out and gasping for air has me DYING LMAO

On my first play through currently and this man has stolen my heart

The way I wish this was a series for every character hahaha

Just replayed this game. I instantly fell in love with him all over again.

"Can't wait 'til my father hears about this. He will shit his smallclothes from shOCK, I wear."

"Distracted? By my with and charm? I have plenty of both". Agreed

I love that I can quote all of these almost perfectly

"-try to not being that drink during my absence. -...you Ask too much."

This video made me fall in love w Dorian even more

Thank god that the next game is taking place in Tavinter, good chance we met this glories man again.

If DA4 contains a player choice that results in either Dorian or Maevaris dying I will flip my whole lid.

Always in my party whenever I play DAI

Rammatra brough me here :D

And to think this is the same voice as a robot that's dislikes humanity

literally one of the best dragon age characters by far - I'm still soft over the calling crystal he gives you in trespasser

Still breaks my heart when he says "I knew you'd break my heart you bloody bastard" with such emotion ;-;

Dorian is the reason I played DAI in the first place

Thank you so much for this gem. Laughed so hard my nose started bleeding and i don't regret it the slightest. Dorian is a gift for all humanity

Well I can die happy now having seen this blessed compilation

We need zevran and dorian to interact Throw in isabella and you have an unstoppable force

I MISS HIM SO BAD OMGGG

I'm too pretty to die always gets me.

I always loved Dorian as a character. He walked away from everything to fight the fight his country would not. He knows Tevinter can be more, he knows it could be magnificent, but is so mired in corruption it will never become that. Tevinter is seen as the source of everything evil and terrible, all our encounters from tevinter in the games showed us this, from the slavers in DA:O, to the slavers hunting Fenris in DA:II. We have never seen anything to change our minds. Then this magnificent and dashing fellow arrives and is determined to do the right thing no matter what, refuses to let corypheus win without at least one mage from tevinter standing against him. This is a man who is willing to fight to change, to fight for his country - even if it is not what his country wants. Surrounded by corruption and despair he is the one who stood up and said 'no. I will NOT be a part of this.' and it cost him literally everything. His social standing, his family, his country. He is now a pariah for wanting to do the right thing. Great character. I hope he and his father fix their relationship. His dad genuinly seemed like he regretted what he wanted to do to Dorian, but only realised when it was too late.

the trespasser line still brings a twinge to my eyes

God, I love Dorian. He's one of my favourites! This compilation is a riot!

I love him so much. Years later and I still *clutches heart*

I love this man so much :) Dorian's pretty much always in my party so I hear him say "I can do this all day!" and "I'm too pretty to die!" all the time though. Between that and my Inquisitor shouting "Dorian!" every time an enemy sneezes at him, I fear that we're the annoying gay couple terrorizing Thedas as my party is just done with us 😆

Just Dorian casually choking on dust at the end

i forgot how fucking iconic he is

2:06 the amount of self love there xD

Mountains. Cold. Let's bring Dorian!

If Freddie Mercury was a wizard 🏳️‍🌈🧙

Best Dragon Age character ! I will never be tired of him and his sass 😁

this is the best video I've ever seen

Funny thing is, I made him an ice mage... soooooo, sorry babe, you'll have to endure the cold. 🥶

He now just said "FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL!!! BEAR WITNESS!!!!!"

my footsies are F R E E Z I N G , thank y o u

this video singlehandedly just made me replay inquisition again

After so long I👏still👏love👏him and when I play any M inquisitor, it feels like I'm cheating if I romance someone else.

Can't wait for more iconic Dorian quotes in DA4

Dorian's father once said to him - why are you gae?

That coughing and choking was so over the top, Dorian. XD

This is the best thing I have ever watched. I love Dorian so much!!!

He'd better be in da4 or i will cry

The dramatic coughing gets me every time 😂😂😂

Dorian was always one of my fave characters. His wit is next level.

I died at the coughing and choking fit. 😂🤣😂🤣

Two thinks I now say from this game “Maker” and “Footsies” I’ve never referred to my feet as footsies until Dorian King of Sass entered my life

The sound of him coughing and choking SENT ME 😂😭

I love this video but I keep looking at the health bars and when dorian is talking about betrayal I'm like, "HEAL VARRIC HE N E E D S ITTTT"

I love this series so much. Mostly because of the characters. Dorian is amazing and exudes so much flamboyant gay energy.

Dorian and Zevran would be the besties of all besties.

When he started to cough in my party I was like: Dude, pal, buddie, are you ok? Do you need someone? Are you dying?

Thank you for blessing me with this

I hope he get to see him in Dreadwolf hahaha

he’s the best :D

BRUH I love him so much my fav character

The coughing has me in tears😂🤣😂🤣

I love this man so much

Thank you for this. First smile in a few days thanks to you.

"I can do this all day!!" Is my favorite

He's Zevran's spiritual successor

I’ve never played whatever this game is but this character makes me want to buy it Watching this and having no context for anything is about 10 times funnier I imagine

Dorian actually helped me come out of the closet 10 years ago. He was the very 1st gay romance i had in a game and helped me overcome internalized homophobia to realize being gay is perfectly normal. I will forever love DA:I for helping me be my true self ❤

"You're going to have to do better than that!"

i am concerned that some of your other companions are on life support in a bit of these edit: i missed dorian being on life support at the end

The editing here is very high-tier

I'm replaying DAI again so I've been looking at videos.This is so great haha!

😂😂FOUR YEARS I still love him😂

With all the hours I’ve spent in the Western Approach, I’ve never heard that last one

Dorian is a flawless bae ♥

I'm a hetero male so at first I just wanted to go for a different female romance each playthrough. But damn, I feel like I might do one more playthrough just for this charming fellow.

iconic ✨

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Oh maker I LOVE DRAGON AGE SO MUCH

i'm a straight man, but i always pursue the romance line with Dorian because he has the best one liners