keep in mind this family got kicked out of the village for being TOO puritan, thats even scarier if you ask me

Fun fact: the goat's real name is Charlie. The director absolutely hated working with him - the kids were great, the goat was a major pain in the ass. Wasn't even a trained goat. Charlie didn't want to do anything the director wanted him to do. Charlie had two modes: sleep/do nothing and attack Ralph Ineson. For some reason Charlie really, really hated Ralph Ineson. The feeling was mutual, because Charlie actually managed to injure Ralph when he rammed into him and dislodged a tendon in his ribs. Charlie is now happily retired on a farm somewhere.

That rabbit needs an Oscar.

I just noticed that Korey's caricature looks like Oscar Proud.

Warning, spoiler comment! Ending was a let down? lol, ending was great. Also, they did show what the witch was doing, she was grinding up that baby and rubbing it on herself and her broom since that's part of their witchcraft to fly. Same with the end, the two twins were taken and that's what you saw at the end, them flying from the sacrifice of the twins....

Kory is confusing plot with story. The plot is extremely minimal, but the story and how we see the complete breakdown of a family making the most out of a simple plot, THAT is effective storytelling.

I'm not used to seeing Korey Goodwin shaved

This was a great fucking movie, easily full price. The director had a vision for an authentic folk horror movie and he pulled it off. I don't know what corny ass plot twists the Koreys' wanted, but I'm glad the movie didn't have them. The story was great, and delivered with a subtlety that didn't insult the audience. A man who sees himself too righteous for a Puritan plantation drives his family into danger while slowly compromising his own values. A witch that is played straight, unambiguously evil, and legitimately dangerous. No cop outs, no slow mo, no kung fu fighting, no jump scares.

They call the goat "Black Philip" because his fur is black...

I really dug the ending

A thing to note is that during that time the Puritans believed the woods were evil and that satanic and deranged things were deep in there especially at night. (For example the Natives that inhabited the woods was “proof”) That’s why if you wandered into the woods for some reason it wasn’t a shock if you ended up being accused of witchcraft

I will always thank this film for giving us Anya Taylor Joy❤

That rabbit looks like something that was rejected from Watership Down for being too scary.

"Silly rabbit... call me silly rabbit again! 😂😂😂 this was too funny! All joking aside.... this movie was disturbing. That possession scene freaked me out a lot and I'm not easily scared. I love this movie.

...So THERE'S where Goatsy went after Spill!

SATAN! In all seriousness though, I tried to keep my hype level down knowing full well I could have been disappointed by another movie were calling "The Next Big Horror Movie" but I gotta say I was pleasantly please. This movie was awesome :D

Really enjoyed this review! Normally I ride hard for just Korey and Martin but I really respect how Korey G talks and acknowledges both Korey and Martin. Great review guys

They filmed that movie bear were I live in Ontario Canada. How it gets darker as the film goes on. In Dec at 4:30pm its nighttime. So I think the lighting really lent to the atmosphere.

just got back from this movie and i really liked it...everyone else in th theater? not so much very high full price for me that said, its very quiet and home viewing would be optimal. wait for VOD.

So this is similar to The Revenant, except much more concentrated in terms of the slow pace to get the reward of the film. I'm interested in this film and it seems more like a psychological horror piece in line with a character study of a film.

That damn rabbit was a Harbinger of Evil. Everytime it showed up you knew something bad was gonna happen. ⊙﹏⊙

Now I know where I've seen Anna Taylor Joy, from Split and Glass!

Man the editing in this is damn near perfect. lol, shits hilarious

Still one of the funniest episodes.

I'm so glad I found you guys channel. I use to love the old Animated reviews

Jeez this movie had a psychological affect on me

Awesome review. These guys are totally funny. XD But at 6:50 he says stuff like "the darkness is just this creepy and sense of dread" and "this dark dimension that's forming here." You know, it's kind of strange that people use dark as if darkness is scary, evil, or unnatural. But there's no need to be afraid of the dark, and it is not a negative or unnatural thing. I never could understand it why some people do that. =/ This is just a philosophical thought, but if darkness has been around ever since the beginning of everything before anything else, is all around us, and there is even inside of us (I imagine it gets pretty dark inside of our bodies. I don't think we have light bulbs inside of us), isn't darkness one of the most natural and non-evil things out there? =o And night time is actually one of the most peaceful times for most people. It's when we rewind, recharge, and heal. Can't people just say what they mean? Could have easily said "grim" there, you know. l=/

This movie is akin to John Carpenter's 'The Thing and Alex Garland's 'Annihilation.' The level of paranoia destroys all save one in each film. What's 'horrific' about this film is the reality of witch trials, witch hunts, and witch paranoia in a 'society' based on genocide, slavery, and the colonial oppression of women. What was scary about this film? The reality of living in the 1600s New England.

After all the horrible bull**** the daughter has to go through, that actually seemed like a happy ending to me. She gets to go party in the woods for a hundred years instead of being terrified every day that God is going to smite her. The final scene doesn't go on quite long enough for a total sense of resolution... but maybe that abruptness was in line with the rest of the movie's sense of unease.

Easily top five of the year. The atmosphere of this movie is sensational.

Martin should watch this and give his review. Shame on the Koreys for not inviting him!

I've randomly been watching The Office for the last couple of days, went to go see The Witch on saturday... didn't recognise that the dad in this was Finchy AT ALL!

y'know what's even more disturbing than The Witch? Korey Goodwin without a beard

Oh man that rabbit is cute.

I wonder what the father did to get banished..?

Every review I watch from these guys I leave in stitches laughing! xD So funny! Also, I'm personally really looking forward to this movie! Does anyone know when it's coming to VOD?

Black Philip must be Goastsy's cousin.

Y'all be joking way too much haha. This is in no way a funny movie.

CO-HOST 3000 MUST RETURN

I found it hilarious when the father William realizing he's the reason him and his family is falling apart starts asking God for forgiveness and how he prayed had me LMAO!!!😂😂😂😂😂😘😘

the rabbit part was amazing. XD

Love this movie. Full price.

I don't think you guys liked it because you don't really understand the religious tone of the movie. Everything was perfect in my opinion. The scene with the tress and sound score was a setup for the unknown which lay ahead for the family. They weren't trying to sell you scary they were foreshadowing. Either way your reviews are always funny and enjoyable

The ending was great, what's not to like she's battling the psychology of having a witch go after your family, and she ends up becoming a witch.

lol This is probably my fav review from them so far

Pros of this film: The old English, Black Philip, the crazy rabbit and wondering whether there was sexual abuse between the father & daughter. Everything else was ridiculous, as it stopped making any sense and began to feel they were trying too hard to tell the viewer how artsy this movie is.

This movie is a rental because a lot of us don't understand Old English and so we need those captions to help us understand what the hell they're saying.

I loved the ending so much. I wish they could have gotten into why they didn't like it.

Wow they really missed the mark here. This is a giant towering horror movie. So disturbing and dark that many people in my screening walked out and a few others had to laugh at it to protect there own psyche. This is not a movie for most people but it is my opinion that this is the scariest darkest most depressing horror film I've seen in a long time. I haven't been scared like this since I was a kid... It's scary in a way that is not fun. But if you don't get what I get out of it that's fine. For horror movie fans who are bored with jump scares and hipster horror... This is for you. It's sounds snobbish but this might only be for horror aficionados.

Black Phillip is one of my favorite movie characters mostly cause of how the name is literally me

I be at work binge (listening to) watching these all day and when that beat drops...!!!

Subscribed! Really good and entertaining review guys ... My problem with a film like this is the characters are like puppets who never made a right decision in any sense ... I want someone to root for who isn't an idiot ...

Black Philip was the demon goat that ate is own milk!

Just saw this today and if I was to give it a Spill/Double Toasted rating, I'd give this a Rental. Good movie, but more for the older adult crowd. But I would watch it again

Just saw the movie today. Everyone in the theater were freaked out, we all just sorta, wandered the fuck out at the end.

I would love to watch a movie with you guys someday...

LOL@mean-mugging rabbit XD

I watched this movie as a DVD, and if seen in a movie house you would miss alot of the dialog so I watched again with subtitles and understood it much better and was therefore scarier and more enjoyable, I could understand what the children were singing about Black Philip.

Korey G: THANK YOU!! I said the SAME thing to my friends after the movie! What the FUCK where they saying?!?!?! The accents were very thick, and the dialogue was completely different than what most people are used to! While it was interesting to hear actual people speak that way, it also took away from the movie cause I spent too much time scratching my head, figuring out what the hell they were trying to say. While I appreciate the fact that the dialogue was written that way, I would have liked it to be a bit more understandable. I did like the movie though and I'd give it a full price!

I couldn't understand the Ole English at times. I wouldn't say it's an accent, just a different type of language.

I have no idea how anyone can sit through this entire movie and not be extremely disappointed. From the trailer and everything I saw leading up to it's release I expect more horror and this was a slow, boring, and genuinely unscary movie. I really want to know how people got enjoyment out of this

"Full grown woman"? She's around 20 years old. She's younger than Kendall.

No one else was even phased in the theater by the movie. People were bored and one guy was even sleeping-I for one found it a very unsettling movie...that's the best word for it-unsettling. I squirmed a few times and felt the urge to look away even. To me, it IS horror-because it's about people's terrible perceptions of each other, AND it's about a terrifying demonic creature stole a baby...

Crazy how much has changed in 7 years

Please review High Rise and Martin read the book!

I can't wait for Corey's reaction on this😂

This movie made me hate both the mother and the twins. Yes, I get that they're kids, so I don't really hate them that bad. But the mother... First of all, she tells them to behave and then blames her daughter for not parenting her siblings.

Black Phillip's revenge in the middle east: "Who da bottom now bitch!" lmfao

Goodwin looks crazy different without a beard, much better in my opinion stick to the no beard look for a while

K. Goodwin looks like Dashie

Have they figured out yet what the witch was doing in her room? I figured it out the first time I saw this which is why I was so creeped out by it? One of my favs!

Best Horror Movie of the 21st Century.

The accents aren't a problem in the slightest. If you can't understand it then use subtitles. The accents are realistic to the time period it's set. There's nothing wrong in saying you can't understand the language because I too had difficulty here and there. But it's not a problem in the reality of the film.

have any of them give a movie a "better than sex" rating?

So anyone know the instrumental that plays at the start of this vid??

LOL Martin be trollin hard!

you guys are the best out there. let me know what I can do to spread the word

I personally loved this film. Definitely a character piece with a creepy atmosphere. The ending I didn't have a problem with because I didn't feel like she had any other choice but to follow that path~

before i hear the review, i want to say something: unlike alot of horror films i can atleast give props to for making me think "ok, it might get me to watch this"...this film did not. the trailer was kind of boring. sure, leaves alot to know about the film, but when one of your clips is a goat hopping on it's hind legs...that's not gonna sell me.

Yesss I was just wondering if y'all were going to review this

9:33 🐐: "Y'all bout to catch dese hooves if you keep talkin'!!!!"

great analysis and laughs everytime

What is the original show? OMG I haven't seen it in a couple years!

These Rikers Prep alumni reviewing The VVitch? Brilliant!

This movie had the problem of not fitting neatly into a genre. Some self-described movie critics can only view movies through their preconceived expectations. This film mostly remains suspenseful and creepy throughout but it never really gets terrifying, thus preconceived notions of horror cause the viewer to believe it's anti-climactic or unfulfilling. Does that mean it earns a C on the letter grading scale? Not on your f-ing life. It's an absolutely genius film that just so happens to also defy genre. Any critic with journalistic integrity would take more than a superficial look at this film and see the masterful craft with which it is constructed. That said, these Double Toasted guys are frequently hilarious and I'm sure their channel is financially successful. So congratulations on having a successful business model, I understand that you can't pay the rent with integrity.

Shit when the review for a horror movie is genuinely funny and the reviewers say that you can look at it as a comedy and still have a good time, it feels like the movie missed its mark. I trust the DT crew's opinion, agreed with them on a lot of stuff, but this a serious letdown. Especially since other critics are talking about it like it's on some Citizen Kane type of shit. Still going to look forward to it on VOD though, ain't going to get no theatrical release in Switzerland sadly.

I watched this Movie for 20 Minutes and all it was, was Looking at the Woods with Loud Music and Looking at A Naked Witch With Loud Music

When they remove the last protagonist, they also removed God -- the only thing that makes Satan, Witches' covens, and Black Magic plausible. You're asked to suspend disbelief for 90 minutes, then the only fact that makes the film premise remotely plausible is removed at the last second? If you put the Devil and Witches in your film, there had better be a benevolent omnipotent God that doesn't allow babies and children to be raped and killed for no damn good reason other than the director's ghost in the machine. Thomasin has no consequences for becoming Black Phillip's ho, other than getting a Satanic sugar daddy in a godless world. If Thomasin got to face the same trials alluded to by her mother of Christ's temptations in the desert by the Devil as she tried to save her twin siblings on the way back to the town through the forest, it might've been more than a strange, farcical half-feminist half-racist parable. Everything else but the ending had a lot of potential, all wasted. Saving the film from itself would've been as simple as allowing Thomasin to martyr herself saving her siblings; end at the beginning, with a trial -- the daughter answering for the sins of the father, selflessly. The greater evil wouldn't be Phillip & Co., rather US, humanity that facilitates it. The town going hysteric and convicting Thomasin despite her siblings testimony . . . the man who traded for the Mother's Silver Cup for hunting traps (presumably the same as brother Phillip) could have appeared at the trial, testifying against her (male witch: warlock?) . . . taking custody of the Twins; the Devil actually being the leader of the town, the Judge who ostracized their family in the first place. Wouldn't that have something to actually say about human nature, the problem of evil, its source? Such a missed opportunity with the material, should've written itself. Suppose it did, up until the very end; should've taken a risk being a longer film to flesh these things out imo.

if u compare it to shining , u know its good ,, neways,, my 2 cents , past 5 years ,, american movies I have seen in this genre ,, this one crossed all expectations,, for folks who peel layers ,, whoever wrote, directed put his mind in some dark place to set it all together,, salem witch trial ,, now i know why it happend..

To get the witchy scenes you need to know a bit about superstition folklore (not the Wiccan stuff, the propaganda). But if they'd explained that stuff it might've come across as an exposition dump. Hard call on that.

I do not see the hype behind this movie. I've seen this, Hereditary and Midsommer from A24 and this was the only film I didn't like

Just watched it. This movie doesn't feel slow at all.

I don't think that not being able to understand the dialect and needing subtitles is grounds to mark a movie down. Would you mark a foreign language film down for this reason? To me it's a bit like saying you don't like watching tennis because the ball moves too fast for you to keep up. That's a terrible analogy but it's the one that springs to mind.

I'll give it the full price. This film really rocks.

Horror version of Adam and Eve

I thought the acting was amazing, but everything else about it, I didn't like. lol Idk, maybe I'm too dumb for The Witch. I also had struggled understanding the actors sometimes. And the ending, wtf was that?

Martin asking what’s wrong with her mouth, she’s talking dude, you’d look the same, well, worse lol if someone paused on your face while you’re speaking

Funniest review ever. "Call me Black Phillip one more time,!"

Free Tommy

I'd like to see it but am uncertain, it's just so hard to trust critics with horror movies these days.