Why Parkzer refuses to do a blood pact with DougDoug

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4 ай бұрын

Parkzer is so unreasonable
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@fartakin
@fartakin 4 ай бұрын
hearing parkzer start a call with "DOUG WHAT" instead of "hello douglas douglas" is like finding a shiny pokemon
@Jun-sx9yg
@Jun-sx9yg 4 ай бұрын
^^^ What I thought too
@I_Eated_The_Soap
@I_Eated_The_Soap 4 ай бұрын
It’s like a shiny Pokémon but modded so instead of being 1/8192, it’s 1/32768. It’s possible for someone to find multiple shiny Pokémon in their lives, but this is probably the only time Parkzer will ever say something other than “Hello Douglas Douglas” when entering a call
@fartakin
@fartakin 4 ай бұрын
@@I_Eated_The_Soap i am glad to share this once-in-a-lifetime experience
@Pharaogon
@Pharaogon 4 ай бұрын
what timestamp
@madann56
@madann56 4 ай бұрын
@@Pharaogon12:05
@hithere9438
@hithere9438 4 ай бұрын
i love how commited parkzer is to being polite that he physically cannot leave the call without express permission
@itzwizory9556
@itzwizory9556 4 ай бұрын
he probably made a blood pact for that
@videomontaggenerator
@videomontaggenerator 4 ай бұрын
Anti-vampire
@itzwizory9556
@itzwizory9556 4 ай бұрын
@@videomontaggenerator alucarD
@brumm0m3ntum94
@brumm0m3ntum94 4 ай бұрын
he knows that as soon as he leaves call without permission that he’d get another call as soon as he’s used to not being in call
@mamoonarshad304
@mamoonarshad304 4 ай бұрын
​@@itzwizory9556 he doesn't do blood pacts but pee pacts on the other hand
@Hairmeat
@Hairmeat 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer is like the anti-vampire, dislikes blood and won't leave without permission
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 4 ай бұрын
😆
@JohnWick-rh1zz
@JohnWick-rh1zz 4 ай бұрын
does that also mean he can only walk on water
@TransfemMarta
@TransfemMarta 4 ай бұрын
Vampires also love fecal transplants. I read that on google once.
@grunklesam787
@grunklesam787 4 ай бұрын
@@TransfemMartaIf Dracula was alive today, he’d go crazy, moving all that fecal matter around.
@preistestdragon4634
@preistestdragon4634 3 ай бұрын
it would also mean he cant live without being in constant contact with silver.
@itsybitsycherry
@itsybitsycherry 4 ай бұрын
Chat _immediately_ jumping to “YES WE DO” in response to Parkzer’s “your followers don’t live in your excrement” is probably the strangest display of loyalty I’ve ever seen. Never change.
@Ixarus6713
@Ixarus6713 4 ай бұрын
Literally anyone: Hyper-illegal comment. Twitch Chat: Goes with it for the bit anyway.
@digif1008
@digif1008 4 ай бұрын
What else do you think. When doug is keeping the chat In hes basement and not letting them out
@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor
@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor 4 ай бұрын
That's how they got in the basemnt. Threw the toilet pipes
@Jimyrt.
@Jimyrt. 4 ай бұрын
I’m not even a twitch viewer and I’ve made my way into his fecal matter so it’s obviously false
@icegod4849
@icegod4849 3 ай бұрын
I fucking laughed so hard when Parkzer said “your followers don’t live in your excrement” and then someone in chat said "WE DON'T???"
@catscratch1112
@catscratch1112 4 ай бұрын
It’s funny how professional Parkzer is when taking to Doug about a totally obscure topic such as a “shit pact”.
@bobbay1562
@bobbay1562 4 ай бұрын
What do you mean "obscure"?
@averagecloud2031
@averagecloud2031 4 ай бұрын
"Your followers don't live in your excrement"
@exostel7033
@exostel7033 4 ай бұрын
obscure? shit pacts aren't obscure at all, people do them all the time! did you know chris tucker and jackie chan did one?
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 4 ай бұрын
@@exostel7033 same with carlson tucker and jackie chan.
@AndreInfanteInc
@AndreInfanteInc 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer was genetically engineered in a lab to be the perfect straight man.
@PerfectZeroMusic_
@PerfectZeroMusic_ 4 ай бұрын
He quite literally went: Step 1: Fecal transplant Step 2: ??? Step 3: $$$
@dxtrum
@dxtrum 4 ай бұрын
Step 2: Parkzer
@I-did-September-11th
@I-did-September-11th 4 ай бұрын
1: Shit Pact 2: ??? 3: end
@Interestking
@Interestking 4 ай бұрын
6:35
@lindseytaylor3793
@lindseytaylor3793 4 ай бұрын
it goes without saying that parkzer is pretty desensitized to dougdougs shenanigans, but he seemed genuinely caught off guard and straight up flabbergasted by this one, and i think that is a huge win for doug
@catfish6415
@catfish6415 4 ай бұрын
finally a win for the underdog
@EmilAhvenainen
@EmilAhvenainen 4 ай бұрын
@@catfish6415 underdoug
@DegmoGrandfather
@DegmoGrandfather 4 ай бұрын
I mean wouldn’t you? Friends calls you and asks if wanna do a shit pact.
@EmilAhvenainen
@EmilAhvenainen 4 ай бұрын
@@DegmoGrandfather If any one my friends called, then yeah. But if I knew that it was dougdoug calling I probaply wouldn't be surprised by anything.
@catfish6415
@catfish6415 4 ай бұрын
@@EmilAhvenainen damn you right
@rubberduck8096
@rubberduck8096 4 ай бұрын
I'm honestly amazed that Parkzer still puts up with all of Doug's shit. Unfortunately not in a literal way.
@jakko_
@jakko_ 4 ай бұрын
We will never see the day
@pyguy7
@pyguy7 4 ай бұрын
Underrated comment. this needs likes
@yerkkoo
@yerkkoo 4 ай бұрын
W comment
@GLUBSCHI
@GLUBSCHI 4 ай бұрын
This is the same guy that, in his childhood, screamed "i am the shit king" and proceeded to eat his own poop out of both hands. His brother has confirmed this to be the truth
@terisian
@terisian 4 ай бұрын
Indeed it is! Doug is the Shit King of kings! All hail the Shit King!
@Ozdical
@Ozdical 4 ай бұрын
Yeah the creator of the Stanley parable confirmed it too
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 4 ай бұрын
​@@OzdicalTwo witnesses is all the proof we need!
@jakko_
@jakko_ 4 ай бұрын
I even heard this guy named Davey Wreden confirmed it, 3 witnesses!
@Coercioner
@Coercioner 4 ай бұрын
Pretty sure both of his parents and his sister also heard it, 6 witnesses!
@sokoshinbutsu6925
@sokoshinbutsu6925 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer either takes everything Doug says deathly seriously, or couldn't possibly take him less seriously, and I can't tell which it is
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 4 ай бұрын
Peak relationship dynamic.
@danielwalker8133
@danielwalker8133 4 ай бұрын
It's usually both
@MFG1243
@MFG1243 4 ай бұрын
I think the answer is yes.
@kestrelynn
@kestrelynn 4 ай бұрын
Whichever ia funnier in the moment
@The_Geni
@The_Geni 4 ай бұрын
YES
@bittern4464
@bittern4464 4 ай бұрын
"why do you hate me?" "Pee pact" 10/10 no further remarks
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 3 ай бұрын
E
@Halfendymion
@Halfendymion 2 ай бұрын
Mom found the pee pact
@Cinnamowo
@Cinnamowo 4 ай бұрын
I feel like Jerma isn't that much of a psychopath anymore
@dxtrum
@dxtrum 4 ай бұрын
Jerma is like the joker, he's crazy and unstable. Doug is like the riddler he's crazy but it's a controlled chaos.
@mrballisticsquid67
@mrballisticsquid67 4 ай бұрын
@@dxtrumAND PARKZER IS BATMAN
@genzo454
@genzo454 4 ай бұрын
​@@mrballisticsquid67 No chat, I am not Batman.
@airl10
@airl10 4 ай бұрын
​@@dxtrumBut that means Doug is the Joker and Jerma is Robin
@AkiBean
@AkiBean 2 ай бұрын
Parkzer is obviously commissioner Gordon since he's clearly a cop.
@Formansbasement
@Formansbasement 4 ай бұрын
parkzer would probably do anything for doug as long as it doesn't include bodily fluids, or shooting someone
@Despedite
@Despedite 4 ай бұрын
so unreasonable of him smh
@user-vs5gb7pt3h
@user-vs5gb7pt3h 4 ай бұрын
Or saying "love you" back
@sugoistalin7809
@sugoistalin7809 4 ай бұрын
He only refused to shoot Doug, I don't think he's made a concrete stance on whether he'd shoot other people.
@goldjojo
@goldjojo 4 ай бұрын
The two things Doug wants the most, Parkzer refuses to do 😔
@funk8782
@funk8782 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer is the true definition of Lawful Neutral. He will do anything for his friend within the bounds of law and reason.
@-Big_Big
@-Big_Big 4 ай бұрын
i like that dougs threshold for a bloodpact is "lets not goto this restaurant for 3 days"
@cookie_creations2162
@cookie_creations2162 4 ай бұрын
I genuinely love how parkzer is so polite and reasonable, that he doesn't give into a bit And it's so much better
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 4 ай бұрын
It's sort-of like the "straight man" routine in comedy. As you say, it's fantastic.
@Ceber300
@Ceber300 4 ай бұрын
The simple answer is Parkzer doesn’t have blood while Doug’s blood is a caustic venom
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 4 ай бұрын
That would top my list of "things that I would not expect, but don't surprise me." 😅
@allieginter8438
@allieginter8438 4 ай бұрын
Doug's blood is pure olive oil
@exosproudmamabear558
@exosproudmamabear558 4 ай бұрын
@@allieginter8438 Just pray Marco Pierre White wont find him or he may pour "a lil bit olive oil"
@matiaspereyra9392
@matiaspereyra9392 4 ай бұрын
how unreasonable can parkzer be
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 3 ай бұрын
E
@monsoonsheep
@monsoonsheep 4 ай бұрын
This whole thing had me crying-laughing. Doug really goes into a different persona when talking to Parkzer on stream
@hashslingingslasher97
@hashslingingslasher97 4 ай бұрын
Doug becomes Twitch Chat and Parkzer becomes Doug
@cowking2870
@cowking2870 4 ай бұрын
​@@hashslingingslasher97 That is the best explanation Ive ever seen. Chat is usually the voice of chaos and anarchy and Doug just gets them under control and is the voice of reason, but when he talks to Parkzer, he immediately becomes chaotic and Parkzer must become the voice of reason, because God knows Chat wont
@flirkyn1661
@flirkyn1661 4 ай бұрын
I love how the first reaction of Dougdoug when he read "Shit pact" is to call Parkzer immediately xD That was a wild one
@marcar9marcar972
@marcar9marcar972 2 ай бұрын
SUIKA
@scrungobeepis5443
@scrungobeepis5443 4 ай бұрын
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Parkzer is the single best addition to the Dougdoug cinematic universe
@p_ttown1979
@p_ttown1979 3 ай бұрын
it’s baffling that he’s a real person sometimes. he’s like a GTA-exaggerated version of that straightforward and logical personality type
@sugoistalin7809
@sugoistalin7809 4 ай бұрын
It sounds to me like Parkzer has something to hide. Almost like... HE DOESN'T HAVE BLOOD!!
@kirillsniff9133
@kirillsniff9133 4 ай бұрын
or shit 😮
@saltygibus5746
@saltygibus5746 4 ай бұрын
Tbh, we haven't seen him and a toilet in the same room at the same time...
@tinytrtle5681
@tinytrtle5681 4 ай бұрын
12:07 omg this is literally the first time I've heard Parkzer answer a call with something other than "hello Douglas-douglas"
@atomisgray
@atomisgray 4 ай бұрын
Everybody immediately going, "YES WE DO" when talking about living in Doug's ass is hilarious
@Justin-gi3el
@Justin-gi3el 4 ай бұрын
I was losing brain cells watching this live 😂 So basically, it was the best stream
@valeriecox9000
@valeriecox9000 4 ай бұрын
i also saw this live, i havent been the same since
@mr_koko2070
@mr_koko2070 4 ай бұрын
I dunno, all streams that doug calls parkzer in are hilarious
@retronymph
@retronymph 4 ай бұрын
lost so many brain cells you spelled basically like that
@Justin-gi3el
@Justin-gi3el 4 ай бұрын
@@retronymph lol. English isn't my first language 😉 I'm trying my best 😄
@mr.azizsshitposts
@mr.azizsshitposts 4 ай бұрын
Is there a vod up of this yet?
@thatchillasian8924
@thatchillasian8924 4 ай бұрын
I love how I can’t tell which chat members are shocked about the concept of a blood pact, or appalled that Parkzer won’t make a blood pact with Doug.
@truncatedGrip
@truncatedGrip 4 ай бұрын
obviously everyone is shocked and appalled that parkzer wont make the blood pact, because making a blood pact to not go to a restaurant for three days is a very normal thing to do and there would be no reason to be shocked about it. or refuse. unless you're parkzer
@Pepeutra
@Pepeutra 4 ай бұрын
"Give me one sec" "It's been 3 million one secs, Doug, can I leave now? It's been a month, I miss my family" "Nonono, hold on, let me read this document"
@WlatPziupp
@WlatPziupp 4 ай бұрын
There's a form of fecal transplant you can do with just a pill, is this a low enough barrier of entry for Parkzer to accept the shit pact?
@Marcelis
@Marcelis 4 ай бұрын
rohypnol??
@O2F2
@O2F2 4 ай бұрын
oh my god thats even worse
@beoriginal1205
@beoriginal1205 4 ай бұрын
I'm sorry I'm not taking a shit pill, I'll be doing the pact.
@Lilly_King
@Lilly_King 4 ай бұрын
It's a suppository right? There's no way anyone is willing to eat shit on the casual.
@WlatPziupp
@WlatPziupp 4 ай бұрын
@@Lilly_King Nope. Down the gullet. But it's just bacteria cultures extracted from the dookie, not a tiny turd stuffed in a capsule
@changedlater7707
@changedlater7707 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer being formal on every topic has unlimited potential
@placeholderdoe
@placeholderdoe 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer pretends to not know Tom Brady but Parkzer and Tom Brady have never been seen in the same room. Parkzer is Tom Brady?
@EF-kk3vh
@EF-kk3vh 4 ай бұрын
Probably
@lizardqueen273
@lizardqueen273 3 ай бұрын
The film "80 For Brady" makes so much more sense with this in mind
@placeholderdoe
@placeholderdoe 4 ай бұрын
It would be artful so doug could do it on stream without breaking TOS
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 3 ай бұрын
E
@deconyus3412
@deconyus3412 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer's comedy points were stacked in the Dry Straight Man category and Doug's Cartoon Chaos God of Trickery's class mixes so well with his it really brings out the best of their abilities.
@exosproudmamabear558
@exosproudmamabear558 4 ай бұрын
I think Parkzer is right in this subject. Like the whole concept of blood brothers ,although romantic(I am talking about romantising friendship loyalty rather than sexual love), is weird. And you could have weird shit in your blood hbv,hcv,Hiv,infections,anasplosmosis, CMV,certain parasites etc. that can transmit to other person and you may not have symptoms they could have stay asymptomatic in your body(such as hbv,hcv,hiv and malaria) because your immune system is perfectly fine and dandy to suppress them but other person may not be that lucky. But a shitpact on the other hand....
@normalhuman9878
@normalhuman9878 4 ай бұрын
If you think about it, a kiss is a saliva pact
@exosproudmamabear558
@exosproudmamabear558 4 ай бұрын
@@normalhuman9878 It needs to be pact to be pact. You need to promise something to be it a pact like a wedding kiss. You can say this for every shared object ever that represent a promise for example a proposal ring being a diamond pact.
@Wired_User
@Wired_User 4 ай бұрын
Yeah there’s a reason little kids get HPV vaccines early. They play around with blood and bite eachother and can catch HPV like that.
@lavender3609
@lavender3609 4 ай бұрын
@@exosproudmamabear558 I'm gonna start calling weddings a saliva pact now
@exosproudmamabear558
@exosproudmamabear558 4 ай бұрын
@@lavender3609 As you should be
@nerdyunicorns101
@nerdyunicorns101 4 ай бұрын
"you are literally trolling" -Parkzer in every single DougDoug video ever
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 4 ай бұрын
And he's right! Truly, a lawyer to rival Phoenix Wright.
@circularnectarine1439
@circularnectarine1439 4 ай бұрын
dougdoug asked for the lawyer and doctor jokes to stop, i think Parkzer got in IRL trouble for the joke
@flockfighter
@flockfighter 4 ай бұрын
The facts that these two are friends is my favorite thing about their friendship
@AH-uz3fx
@AH-uz3fx 4 ай бұрын
I love how he manipulates him by asking "Are you sure that's a risk you're willing to take?" when he tries to take the less risky option
@YMandarin
@YMandarin 4 ай бұрын
I love how Parkzer actually stays in the call for so long
@evansblackparade
@evansblackparade 4 ай бұрын
the way doug talks about things like this like they are completely normal is my favorite thing
@xaviersavard6343
@xaviersavard6343 4 ай бұрын
Luckily disneyland has a new bloodletting blood pact queue.
@jasonkeith2832
@jasonkeith2832 4 ай бұрын
Is that the new fastpass? Or is that the price for an annual pass?
@906robot9
@906robot9 4 ай бұрын
​@jasonkeith2832 ask Simon, he seems to go there often
@TeqnifiiToo
@TeqnifiiToo 4 ай бұрын
The shit pact is perfect for THE SHIT KING 👑
@climatectrl3350
@climatectrl3350 4 ай бұрын
I'm howling listening to this at work and I can NOT explain why to my coworkers. This is why I love dougdoug
@Gracosef
@Gracosef 4 ай бұрын
I need a Parkzer in my life
@stigmaoftherose
@stigmaoftherose 4 ай бұрын
I will be your parkzer if you can be my dougdoug.
@psl109
@psl109 4 ай бұрын
​@@stigmaoftherose weewooweewoo
@mamoonarshad304
@mamoonarshad304 4 ай бұрын
If you become dougdoug for that guy can I be your twitch chat
@Gracosef
@Gracosef 4 ай бұрын
@@stigmaoftherose 😳😳😳
@Gracosef
@Gracosef 4 ай бұрын
@@mamoonarshad304 of course
@shogoyo788
@shogoyo788 4 ай бұрын
I unironically think dougdoug is the side character now. Basically in every stream, the main character is Ai, chat and/or parkzer, etc. while dougdoug is like a DM or something.
@PhosphorescentSoul
@PhosphorescentSoul 4 ай бұрын
"Jackie Chan got a shit transplant from Chris Tucker...or was it Tucker Carlson?" 😂
@ordinaryrat
@ordinaryrat 4 ай бұрын
Ways to merge talents: "Business Partnerships" - 🤓 "Working Together" - 🤓 SHIT PACT - 🗿
@Sodlanere
@Sodlanere 4 ай бұрын
When are they going to admit their love for each other…
@CarpetHater
@CarpetHater 4 ай бұрын
This is like those romantic anime where it takes over 3 seasons and 20 episodes before they actually become a couple.
@rubberduck8096
@rubberduck8096 4 ай бұрын
Doug does it all the time. Most of these calls end with "bye Parkzer, love you".
@sugoistalin7809
@sugoistalin7809 4 ай бұрын
Parkzers just tsundere.
@Sodlanere
@Sodlanere 4 ай бұрын
@@rubberduck8096 but Parkzer never reciprocates
@idontneedaname318
@idontneedaname318 4 ай бұрын
​@@Sodlanereheartbreaking, truly
@__mik__1992
@__mik__1992 4 ай бұрын
is this why the shuffler kept telling people to shit in him?
@showd6229
@showd6229 4 ай бұрын
It’s so interesting to me, because you can clearly see how different parkzer is from when we first met him, it was like he was never on the internet before, now he sounds like me lol.
@dxtrum
@dxtrum 4 ай бұрын
"you are literally trolling" I'm both sad and glad he's learning
@jstar3382
@jstar3382 3 ай бұрын
"It would be so much cheaper if we went ass to ass" I don't know if this is worse with or without context
@iamnot9541
@iamnot9541 3 ай бұрын
I just realized that Doug to Parkzer is just like Chat to Doug
@dweebdraws
@dweebdraws 4 ай бұрын
Shoutout to RagingWolf12 in the chat at 3:34 “I’m so glad this won’t be on KZfaq” 💀
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 4 ай бұрын
The question is, was Wolf being selfish, or protective? Either way, F.
@grandbean9031
@grandbean9031 4 ай бұрын
Doug finally got him. Parkzer entered a call without saying "Hello Douglass Douglass". This is a win even without a blood/shit pact.
@owne6609
@owne6609 4 ай бұрын
What a fucking amazing video. Please never stop streaming Doug.
@Teauma
@Teauma 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer is Doug's straight man, Doug is chat's straight man. And I guess in some ways, Chat is Parkzer's straight man. That's how it all balances out.
@ActuallyAthena
@ActuallyAthena Ай бұрын
Pokemon
@coolguy27
@coolguy27 4 ай бұрын
2 Boys One Pact
@victorrealm7698
@victorrealm7698 2 ай бұрын
aint no way..
@willwin4744
@willwin4744 4 ай бұрын
I love how it seems Parkzer is ready at all moment to answers a call from DougDoug
@redred7702
@redred7702 4 ай бұрын
These are the kind of friendships that transcend time and space LMAO
@DrKoneko
@DrKoneko 4 ай бұрын
We love parkzer and we also potentially feel bad for him
@blazetigerfang7797
@blazetigerfang7797 4 ай бұрын
8:00 The fact that Doug actually included the game's Steam store page is fucking hilarious
@ODISeth
@ODISeth 4 ай бұрын
If this was a sponsored stream this is the best advertisement for Shadow of Doubt
@hobodonut5645
@hobodonut5645 4 ай бұрын
there's a moment at 1:06 where someone says "this feels like a clips channel moment" Perfect.
@cyanthrope
@cyanthrope 3 ай бұрын
dougdoug's passive insanity is so funny to me, a chatter says something one-off about a blood pact and it turns out he really and genuinely already tried to talk parkzer into one??? Like I thought it was a bit until it was obvious parkzer knew exactly what he meant when he referenced the blood pact idea
@Zyodl
@Zyodl 4 ай бұрын
a safer bet would be to do a piss pact instead
@aH00man
@aH00man 4 ай бұрын
And now we'll never know if he was going to agree to a pee pact
@angelofdeath7207
@angelofdeath7207 4 ай бұрын
Shouldve asked about a semen pact or a saliva pact...not...for any...particular reasons
@vyshaakhp6542
@vyshaakhp6542 2 ай бұрын
the semen goes though each others bodies
@HarlesCIIAAL
@HarlesCIIAAL 2 ай бұрын
4 minutes in, i actually cannot believe that there are 10 minutes left in this conversation
@SpectraVolta
@SpectraVolta 2 ай бұрын
I swear Doug inflicts mental whiplash and an exhaustion debuff to Parkzer with every conversation they have
@ramblingdeviant4855
@ramblingdeviant4855 4 ай бұрын
The whole “One sec” bit had my lungs HURTING in laughter 😂
@bubbagamer7275
@bubbagamer7275 4 ай бұрын
I feel like this video was like a mini HBomberGuy video. I checked how much of the video was left, assuming it was going to end soon, and I saw that I was only 4 minutes and 36 seconds into the 14 minute video. The Blood Pact was only the hook; I could never have known the twists that were in store.
@Blubbii88
@Blubbii88 4 ай бұрын
Sometimes it's incredible how doug can spin the narritive as if parkzer, the most reasoable people, sounds ridiculous to not do something completely stupid. Thanks parkzer, you bring so many laughs to the videos.
@SophieScrolls
@SophieScrolls 4 ай бұрын
all hail the shit king
@modulusshift
@modulusshift 4 ай бұрын
Honestly Doug has definitely "one sec"'d most of chat through multiple programming streams lmao
@jbjba12345
@jbjba12345 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer is my spirit animal I swear
@anonymous71207
@anonymous71207 4 ай бұрын
He is not your spirit animal nor any kind of animal. Even if he was, you did not ask him permission to become spirit animal pack members.
@user-sv5kt8qz3v
@user-sv5kt8qz3v 4 ай бұрын
humans are animals​@@anonymous71207
@tournesol99
@tournesol99 4 ай бұрын
@@anonymous71207Wrong, Parkzer is technically an animal, just not a spiritual one.
@ValueNetwork
@ValueNetwork 4 ай бұрын
I love how Doug literally just gave up and let Parkzer take over the conversation half way through. He truly has perfected comedy!
@AamitRudberg
@AamitRudberg 4 ай бұрын
"I have two words for you:" "why do you hate me?" "PEE PACT"
@castiolare
@castiolare 4 ай бұрын
I love the dynamic Parkzer and Doug have. This is the kind of friendship I want.
@AnotherFunnyLittleGuy
@AnotherFunnyLittleGuy 4 ай бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen Parkzer break character like at 1:35
@ChanceCravesDeath
@ChanceCravesDeath 4 ай бұрын
Are people actually so young that no one knows what blood brothers are? Why was everyone confused? I thought this was common knowledge?
@casanovafiems1508
@casanovafiems1508 Ай бұрын
I know right? I know nothing about media and such and still knew this.
@Pokets
@Pokets 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer is probably my favorite DougDoug character.
@getektuvzu29
@getektuvzu29 4 ай бұрын
Not character but a person of gun
@michaelahuss2123
@michaelahuss2123 4 ай бұрын
This had me chortling oh my gosh lol 🤣 Doug and Parkzer have the best friendship ever, even without a blood-pact…or any other type of pact.
@AnonymousNeptune
@AnonymousNeptune 4 ай бұрын
Step 1: fecal transplant Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit Also that “DOUG WHAT?!?!” Might be the most genuinely annoyed I’ve ever heard parkzer lol
@hexagonalmann7495
@hexagonalmann7495 4 ай бұрын
That was probably the most "HUH?" moment I have ever watched live on a DogDog stream. I literally audibly said "HUH?!?!" while watching it so much
@Tralfazz74
@Tralfazz74 4 ай бұрын
This is exactly the right video to introduce people to Doug with
@cyanthrope
@cyanthrope 3 ай бұрын
every time parkzer responds to doug's insanity I hear "CAAAAAAAAARL THAT *KILLS* PEOPLE! CAAAARL!"
@Ezkanohra
@Ezkanohra 4 ай бұрын
No, we’re scrapping the basement idea. We live in your shit.
@ziebelzubel
@ziebelzubel 4 ай бұрын
This is my new favourite interaction between them. I love their dynamic so much, we need to protecc Parkzer at all cost (from Doug)
@TheLastArbiter
@TheLastArbiter 4 ай бұрын
3:03 you can see the exact moment that Doug questions his life choices which led him to uttering this sentence
@_.Dylan._
@_.Dylan._ 4 ай бұрын
“Your followers don’t live in your excrement” is such a hard line by Parkzer
@jltg34
@jltg34 2 ай бұрын
I used to think Parkzer just had uber autism, but now I also think he's a comedic genius.
@Ace_Maus
@Ace_Maus 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer is like a demon or genie hating on the person who summoned him who won't ask him for anything but won't end the contract either
@HunterAllyn
@HunterAllyn 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer and Doug are the masters of "No, and" comedy
@sirsentry1769
@sirsentry1769 4 ай бұрын
All I want is a supercut of all interactions between Doug and Parkzer on stream and video
@wayminh
@wayminh 4 ай бұрын
Of course Doug "The Shit King" would want a shit oath
@ryancflam
@ryancflam 4 ай бұрын
DOG WHAT
@boodstain
@boodstain 3 ай бұрын
Doug is always trying to tell Chat they're out of control or wrong, but then the moment Parkzer is thrown into the equation he'll totally be on board with some random chatter screaming "SHIT PACK!!!" like he's discovered a new periodic element.
@PeterP616
@PeterP616 4 ай бұрын
I remember being there to see this and I definitely remember laughing super hard, and this still makes me laugh like crazy, so thanks for this hilariousness, Doug
@Y0G0FU
@Y0G0FU 4 ай бұрын
Sometimes i feel very sorry for Parkzer that he has to deal with your Bullshit xD But my god everytime i laugh alot so its worth it :P
@Rizz3n
@Rizz3n 4 ай бұрын
I love how this channel became a spinoff channel by now haha
@fire-blade354
@fire-blade354 2 ай бұрын
I love how Doug's community is so deep into being insane at this point that the title of this video implies that Parkzer would need a reason for not doing a blood pact, I mean IT'S A FUCKING BLOOD PACT
@atomknight4061
@atomknight4061 4 ай бұрын
I like that he actually did have a link to shadows of doubt in the description
@nicnotscared4519
@nicnotscared4519 4 ай бұрын
this is easily the funniest thing i've seen all year
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