Calling Parkzer was the greatest thing that could have happened.

"Lemonade sucks. Who actually drinks that stuff?" - Man who drinks olive oil every day

Doug Doug gaslighting parkzer into thinking that donkey’s name is Igor is strangely hilarious

the devastation as i slowly realize that chat is picking every answer i would pick, the devastation in my eyes knowing that chat as a collective has the same personality type as me 💀

I have a hard time accepting that Parkzer is a real human being. His total lack of knowledge of pop culture is almost impressive in its own way.

When Parkzer said, “Why are you looking at pictures of Snooker?” without missing a beat I actually lost it. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long, long time.

I find it so funny that he was like "I'm the main character" and then proceeded to get the only Disney Princess who ISN'T the main character

I love that the main character bit is just forgotten once Parkzer enters the scene and Doug and chat are both stunned by how little media he's consumed.

Doug talking to the most culturally unaware man of all time is the funniest thing I have ever seen

God I love how flat and dry Parkzer is. He just sandbags every single attempt to engage with him and horribly derails whatever Doug is doing because of it. Its great. It's amazing.

"it's a bad idea to lie to them" That explains why Twitch Chat went protest mode over Doug saying that Jasmin is a main character and not a side character.

Chat: “Lemonade is good!” Doug: “Lemonade SUCKS!” This is coming from the man who willingly drinks olive oil.

The second Parkzer gets involved he somehow becomes the most chaotic variable as he seems to have such a different life experiance than everyone else

Is Parkzer aware he is one of the most casually, no-effort hilarious people ever? National treasure.

God i cant stop laughing at doug and parkzer getting every character they list wrong, like calling the girl from tangled “poppy” 🤣

My man did not just diss lemonade, I NEED MY CITRUS, WITH IT I WILL NEVER SUFFER KIDNEY STONES

Through this video I have found that this “Parkzer” entity is much more of an enigma than either Doug or twitch chat

Everytime Parkzer is on stream it's like watching a man walk through a minefield blindfolded and somehow miss every single mine

I love how Doug claimed that most of the Disney princesses hadn’t been around when he was young, but he both knew of the movies Moana and Tangled, and didn’t know Belle or Ariel.

2:09 I love Doug calling lemonade both bitter but also just sugar at the same time like those aren’t basically opposites

Doug: "Let's find out your personality, Chat!" *5 seconds later* "Chat your personality is wrong."

The fact that Doug and Parkzer got the same test result when they are the most polar opposite people is rediculous to me.

Deadpool is fitting for twitch chat because they canonicaly have multiple personalities

"Ah. Sassy. Okay." the absolute *sass* 14:45

I can’t believe parkzer is a film connoisseur on top of a doctor cop lawyer Tetris pro champion. What an outstanding guy!

Parkzer is the most unintentionally hilarious person ever.

Parkzer asking if Aladdin is a Marvel movie was potentially one of the most jarring things of that entire bit

Parkzer is the most clueless person I’ve ever seen and I’m honestly here for it.

the fact that dougdoug remembered Mike's name but not Sully's says enough about who the main character really is

Can we talk about how Dougdougs lawyer hasn’t seen ANY MOVIES. He doesn’t know what Monsters Inc is, he hasn’t watched Shrek, he’s never heard of Aladdin. I’m half convinced that he doesn’t know what a movie is

doug, despite having thousands of people tuning into his streams, cannot comprehend people being different from him and then blaming said differences on lack of experience, in a level of irony shakespear could only hope to write

I love the fact that in every stream doug is arguing more with chat than doing whatever it is he does that stream

Chat is the main character, Doug is the side character, Parkzer is comedic relief.

Doug: *cries about the chat gaslighting him* Also Doug: *gaslights the absolute shit out of Parkzer*

He needs to do this again but split chat into A crew and Z crew. I feel like they both have distinct personalities and think it would be great to test that out.

15:18 doug using that screencap from the movie of mike wazowski being blocked by the logo to further his point is so funny

So, to clarify, the *ONLY WAY* Doug can win an argument against Twitch Chat; is by bringing poor Parkzer into the argument, give him ZERO context, confuse the shit out of him, and ask his opinion; the same way you do a guy bout to hit a pinata

parkzer is genuinely so funny in this, please let him talk confusedly about movies and tv shows again sometime LMAO

7:27 Jeff, June, Jeffry, jesse Jeff man, sully. Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?

I want all of you to take a second and watch Doug try to name all the Disney princesses 17:10

Of course, DougDoug's twitch chat has merged into a single collective consciousness and we must find out what kind of person they are.

Doug gaslighting his friend so he is right is such a jasmine play

Honestly here, I have horrible seasonal allergies that make the other seasons nearly unbearable, and I have super good memories with winter, I love the white gleam of snow, I don't mind cold tempatures, etc. Of course doug, I see you are thinking more of the praticality of each season, in terms such as tempature, rather than conventional tradions and memories relating to each season. This shows a small lack of bias, looking at the seasons for what they are, rather than what most make them out to be. (Besides lemoade and colors) this holds up with the rest of the video.

Parkser's movie/tv knowledge is so vast and expansive that I could never compare (and watching movies all day is basically all I do)

Doug: claims that chat is manipulative and tries to lead him toward wrong answers Also Doug: slanders the concepts of winter, milk, and lemonade, tries to claim that Mike Wazowski isn't a main character while Jasmine is, goes back and forth on whether his friend is a reliable source for deciding who is right based on whether or not the decision favors him

Well now we basically HAVE to take tests as A crew and Z crew. Of course Doug's been planning it all along

“Isn’t this a Marvel movie?” “Who’s the guy?” “What’s the donkey’s name? Igor? Oh.”

Parkzer and Doug need to have a competition to see who can recognize fewer iconic characters.

As a father who had children obsessed with Monsters, Inc., I can tell you that Mike Wazowski is a co-main character in Monsters, Inc., and the main character in Monsters University. Therefore, chat is the main character.

Parkzer and Doug need to buy themselves a home cinema so they can catch up on their Disney princesses.

15:25 noooo, the reason "Aladdin" happened is because Jaffar wants the magic lamp inside the cave of wonders, but only someone pure of heart could enter the cave, retrieve the lamp and get out. So Jaffar, through divination, found Aladdin as the soul pure of heart, so he orchestrated events so that Aladdin would do the aforementioned. If Jaffar hadn't interfered and tricked Aladdin, he'd be rotting in a dungeon, Jasmine would be on her way to marry Jaffar (because he mind controlled the sultan) and the genie would never be free.

I love how Doug Doug is so baffled by people liking winter, like he’s never heard of a place near the equator before. I live in Texas and winter is my favorite season cause I don’t melt the second I step outside and I can actually use my damn blanket at night

Parkzer being completely out of touch is probably the funniest thing in this whole video

I watched this whole VOD. Doug talks to Parkzer for like 15 minutes, and literally the only relatable thing Parkzer says the entire time is that the American school system made him dislike school.

11:00 bro says Egor and the picture is of Donkey King.

Love how the video was chat picking a normal answer and Doug judging them harder then hes ever had before

Twitch Chat getting Deadpool in their test is way too fitting, down to the chaotic personality, the memes, and the multiple voices.

If there's 1 thing we can all agree on, it's that Igor really does steal the show in Shrek, definitely the underdonkey of the story.

As a big fan of monsters university, I’m here to say that even Pixar has confirmed Mike is the main character of that movie while Sully was the main character of the original

I love how they were arguing and when parkzer said they could be deuteragonists he shut them down but the second he said it could be sully he completely agreed

It’s okay Doug, side characters like you and Jasmine are important too

Parkzer is literally the most clueless person I’ve ever heard speak about pop culture Also Cinderella came out in 1950 Doug

1:23 As a Panamanian I can confirm that winter here is indeed two degrees colder...but it rains like hell almost every single day

I wish I had time to watch Doug's streams. I feel like I would really enjoy myself in his chat

Seeing Twitch chat escape an abusive relationship with Doug was truly inspiring. Throughout the entire video Dougdoug points out all of Twitch chat's flaws, failing to acknowledge any of their good qualities. He mocks and insults them, and insists that he's the "main character" in their relationship, that it revolves around him, instead of treating them as equals, which is how a healthy relationship should be. Then after mocking and gaslighting Twitch chat for 20 minutes, he tries to convince them that they're perfect for each other, that Twitch chat has been madly in love with Doug the entire tume, that Twitch chat NEEDS him, because they couldn't succeed on their own due to the flaws Doug has pointed out throughout the video. Twitch chat realizes that Doug has been manipulating them, however, and instead rejects Doug, because they realize that it's more important to care for yourself than let someone else take control of your life. What an incredible masterpiece of storytelling. 3/10, needs more Parkzer.

Doug: *Goes to a British kids magazine website* Also Doug: "This is the most aggressively British thing I've ever seen"

i think i liked this video when it first came out but i don’t remember it at ALL. thank you, doug, for making unmemorable entertaining content

Parkzer is so intelligent, deduced everything happening on stream without even looking at it

I laughed my ass off at Parkzer trying to talk about movies, confusing the character's name, the studio that made them, wheter rick and morty is a movie or a series. And the "Jackie Chan Adventures" finished me

18:23 "you are a fossil"

As a person who's lived in Phoenix, AZ for their entire life, winter is very cool since it features 2-3 months of cold weather, a nice change of pace from being baked alive during our long summers (aka, from Late April/early May to Late October/Early November)

Love how Doug made it a point that he's in his 30's, doesn't watch animated Disney movies, and hasn't since he was a kid. Then proceeded to fail to name a majority of the older princess that were around when he was a kid. 🤣

Unironically, a stream where twitch chat chooses what to do while Doug shouts rigged from the sidelines sounds great

I love how involved chat is, to the point where they're streaming just as much as Douglas Douglas

OMFG! "One-handed wrestling" has me dead. Lmao 🤣

After this, I’m convinced that Parkzer isn’t Doug’s friend but rather his hostage

Doug, nothing is going through chat's mind, just white noise, static, and a blank screen; once you turn off your stream, all of us go into reboot mode, which is complete darkness and quiet.

I haven’t laughed this hard in forever man, this is amazing.

"You can [snuggle up in a warm blankie] at any time of year" NO YOU CAN'T!! Unless you want to overheat and feel like shit and be sweaty then sure you can get 'snuggly' in summer. But in winter it's actually satisfying and cozy.

Parkzer is like if "Turkey sandwich with lemonade" was a personality, and that's why we all love him.

I love the fact that throughout the entire livestream there was a slim percentage of people that were just clicking on DougDoug’s face

I love doug trying to explain the seasons and the beauty of autumn while I'm thinking "autumn in my country is hot as all hell, so dry you can't not drink water all the time, and so windy you can't keep your house from dirt all over the floor", and it's not even that extreme as other countries

Mike wasaski and sully are co-protagonists. Meaning they are both main characters. Meaning that twitch chat is indeed a main character.

Parkzer is so culturally unaware and innocent but god we love him

Either Parkzer is a great troll, or he actually lives in a freaking cave in the Amazon Rainforest

I think we can all agree Parkzer is the main character

doug is the needed character, like the channel couldn't exist without him, but chat is also a main character. parkzer is a secondary character

Parkzer is both highly intelligent and culturally inept and he bounces of doug and twitch chat so well

Mike Wazowski is obviously the main character. As he is the one with the main character arc. Sully is friendly, good natured guy from start till the end. Mike starts out as neurotic, envious and selfish guy but throughout the movie learns to overcome his insecurities, appreciate friendship and find selflessness in himself.

princess jasmine being the main character of aladdin is like link being the main character of zelda

Summer: hot, is shit Spring: Can't breathe season Fall: nice colors, chilly but nothing super amazing Winter: Cold, but beautiful snow, great atmosphere, best holidays, and you can be inside with hot chocolate as either snow or rain falls gently onto your window. Objectively cozy 10/10 would recommend

I love how Parkzer was literally going out but came back to do a personality test and discuss if Igor The Donkey is the main character in Shrek

All I'm taking away from this is that we must protect Parkzer at all cost.

Watching parkzer slowly become a main character on the doug doug show has been one hell of a ride. Same thing with finnster and pka now that i think about it. Anyway...Igor the donkey? Marvel princesses? This man obviously has a life...somewhere.

I'm from Sweden and Winter is obviously the best time of year. Makes it more fun to drive because you can do rally slides anywhere, it's not hot outside so you can actually enjoy a walk, santa visits and you get to be inside A LOT without people nagging about it being "good to be outside".

Parkzer is such an icon. Never even heard of Monsters, Inc and he STILL is spot on with his analysis.

I like how he called a guy who has apparently ony ever watched the rush hour movies and jackie chan adventures as his authority on movies

Doug, I live in the great mitten of America. Winter is a W season. I am not joking. Snow angels, snow ball fights, hot chocolate hits even harder than usual. Not to mention Christmas feels even Christmasier.

"who's the donkey from shrek" that had me in tears

Oh my god the dynamic between Doug and Parkzer is so hilarious dude they are just so naturally funny when they’re interacting lmao