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Fun Fact: When the car runs over Billy's hand in the impact gel commercial, it's not actually his hand. Somebody else had to put their hand under the gel because Billy refused to do it. That's why there's a super quick cut to and from a close up of the hand as the car goes over.

I need Billy Mays to rise from the grave saying "But I'm not done yet!'

Doug: "I dont need a hook" Billy: "We'll give you 20" Doug: "I need this hook"

Can we all thank Doug for wasting an hour of his life by cleaning up all the milk he spilt for a 20 second bit

I love how at the glue advert at 18:47, Twitch chat starts saying "GLUE POG" but then when Billy says "it's not a glue" they all switch to "NOT A GLUE POG"

RIP Billy Mays. He partied like it was $19.99 edit: thanks for the heart, hopefully it will repair my marriage. edit 2: editing takes the heart away, who knew?

My mom said when I was a kid (no more than a few years old) everytime a Billy Mays ad came on I would stop everything I was doing and silently watch. He undeniably had a magic ability to SELL things.

I can just appreciate the sheer commitment of doubling the milk for FREE (edit: thanks for the likes people, my most ever)

DougDoug Mays is the best cameo of any Infomercial star I’ve seen in my life. Sad that he didn’t triple the milk, triple the cash in the trash.

I love how frantic infomercials were, it's a 30-60 second clusterfuck and you come out the other end with your credit card and whiplash

“The Zorbees man is going to kidnap me and use all the Billy Mays products to hide my body.” -DougDoug 2023 34:53 This still has me dying.

I think my favorite thing about Doug’s zorbeez read at the end is that in the few spots where it made contact without much pressure it did actually absorb the milk.

I love how the tier list just descends into borderline serial killing effectiveness randomly😂

The funny thing is, Billy Mays isn't the one who actually had his hand run over during Impact Gel, it was his manager. Billy was genuinely nervous about having his hand run over (rightfully so). His manager pushed him aside, wore a blue shirt, and did it himself. Billy was willing to smash his hand all day long, but the car running over his hand was the line.

I can't believe DougDoug actually snorted coke and filmed a Billy Mays commercial. Honestly, he deserves an Oscar for his commitment to the role 35:14

Billy Mays is the type of guy to rise from the dead screaming "But I'll double my lifetime, ABSOLUTELY FREEEEE"

Can't wait for doug to realize there's an extra 20-30 dollars tied to 'shipping and handling.'

doug looking at all the milk spilled everywhere he's gonna have to clean with a face of pure regret is amazing

The Hercules hook design is now under a bunch of random names at any hardware store and I have never used anything but those things to hang stuff in my house. They work so well, oh my god, my pictures are so sturdy, I love the hooks.

Doug pouring milk all over his apartment is just the embodiment of chaos

Now this is pure quality content! Thank you Chat and your side character Doug!

I love that Doug's content is just one man slipping deeper and deeper into insanity as the thousands of voices in his head egg him on with POG

33:17 Billy Mays stays true to himself as he swims in uniform to save a diver

Doug and twitch chat are the best comedic duo they have such great chemistry and bounce off each other incredibly well

doug unintentionally giving chat a list of items to become serial killers for free is crazy

Now we only need a tierlist on how washable different breeds of dogs are

"We'll throw in a freakin drill for no cost, and no reason."

5:45 I adore how the Zorbeez commercial fades in during the introduction when you least expect it to

Fun fact: For the impact gel car bit, that’s not actually Billy’s hand being run over, it’s Sullivan’s hand. Billy didn’t want to go through with the demo cause he thought he’d fuck up his hand. They go through the whole thing on the show Pitchmen that was on Discovery way back when.

19:26 the skydiver is in a suit made of impact gel, rendering him invulnerable

27:08 I’ve never wanted to be a car so much before now.

"There is no chance that a skydiver would jump out of a plane with a glued together parachute" Doug, I think you may be underestimating the power of cocaine

I used ChatGPT to come up with a script for the perfect Billy Mays infomercial targeted to serial killers: Product: The "Clean Kill" Murder Kit Target Audience: Serial killers and true crime enthusiasts Script: [The camera opens on Billy Mays standing in front of a black backdrop, wearing his signature blue shirt and khaki pants] Billy Mays: Hi, I'm Billy Mays, and I'm here to introduce you to the most revolutionary product to hit the true crime scene in decades. Introducing the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit! [Cut to a dramatic video montage of crime scenes, with ominous music playing in the background] Billy Mays: Are you tired of leaving behind evidence at your crime scenes? Sick of being caught by the cops because of a stray hair or a tiny drop of blood? Well, fear not, because the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit is here to save the day! [Cut to a shot of the product, which looks like a black backpack with various compartments and tools sticking out] Billy Mays: Inside this sleek, stylish backpack, you'll find everything you need to commit the perfect murder. From gloves to masks to special knives and cleaning supplies, the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit has got you covered. [Cut to a shot of the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit being used at a crime scene, with no evidence left behind] Billy Mays: And the best part? The "Clean Kill" Murder Kit is designed to leave absolutely no trace of your crime. That's right, no fingerprints, no DNA, no nothing. Just a perfectly executed murder that you can be proud of. [Cut to a shot of a happy customer holding the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit, smiling] Billy Mays: So if you're a serial killer looking to up your game, or just a true crime fan who wants to experience the thrill of the perfect murder, the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit is for you! [Cut to a shot of Billy Mays holding the product, with a big smile on his face] Billy Mays: Order now, and start living your dream of being the perfect killer. And remember, when it comes to the "Clean Kill" Murder Kit, you don't need luck. You just need a little bit of planning, and the perfect tools for the job.

The moment someone said "It's Zorbin' Time" we all knew how this would end lol

Genuinely shocked at how a twitch chat can be mature enough to decide something other than S and F tier

i love that both doug and jerma are persuaded by infomercials so easily

Doug’s Twitch chat has this weird quirk where they just get so fixated on one very specific thing, and it sways any and all chat related voting, choice making, etc. for the entire rest of the stream.

26:18 Did they just use the vine boom,that goes to S tier.

24:23 Vince said, "You're gonna love my nuts" tho. Iconic

God that ending was amazing. Props to Doug for destroying his counter 😂

Hearing “You can double or triple stack ‘em, and watch your family attack ‘em” has just awakened a long lost core memory for me and now I need to go stare at a wall for a while

30:49 That’s definitely a pet skunk with it’s stank glands removed. Probably smells better than your average dog.

16:14 Bro, Billy had a low tier god moment

I met Mays during a convention along with his bud Sully. Mays was such a chill guy who loves poking fun at himself for his persona. You didn't have to watch late night commercials to know who he is. He was just that well loved by everyone. The only thing you can hate about him is: he's got no haters to hate on.

That ending is exactly why it's important to always watch the edited video even if you've attended the stream or watched the VOD 😂

“Handy switch” is just a hood way to say exceptional handgun

I like how Billy Mays sacrifices his hand to show how powerful a product is

29:42 - Billy missed a great line here. "if you only use it to make a vegetable tray, it pays for itself on the first day" should have been the rhyme.

I've been suffering from accidentally grabbing my shower head and spraying water all over myself, it's nice to finally have the solution I've been looking for. Thanks Doug

5:23 i'm sorry but i am fucking dying at "big shitty slider"

Doug "how does it work?" Infomercial *immediately explains how it works*

The fact I just watched over a half hour of infomercials and I don’t regret anything, is a testament to how much I love Doug’s content

My mother unironically bought the Big City Slider Station, she still uses it to this day, One of the only infomercial products that actually works

15:10 fun fact that wasn't actually his hand that got ran over it was actually Anthony Sullivan's hand because Billy was too scared to have his hand ran over

33:48 "Okay, this has been a long and -heroin- harrowing* journey"

Imagine a world where Billy Mays got to team up with Phil Swift. We’ve been robbed of the most unhinged infomercials

"Died from a [spicy sugar] overdose"... That *definitely* explains a lot of his commercials.

14:10 simple: Collect the insurance on the person that you killed. Lmao

Me and my dad used to see these commercials and would quote them and make fun of them all the time. This vid really brought back some goofy memories I had almost forgotten about ❤

Doug is becoming far too powerful

My grandfather was handicapped and used the grabber in his scooter all the time when I was growing up. He made like $5k a month from the state for government work and just blew a lot of it on billy Mays and qvc so this was a trip down memory lane. Ive held half of these products and tried using them. It's so funny seeing these again

I like to imagine Doug waking up in a cold sweat hearing the Zorbeez ad. Either that, or somehow, Chat will convince him to get a Billy Mays cardboard standee, and he'll just get trauma seeing it when he remembers the ad. Edit: That ending confirmed that Doug has PTSD from Zorbeez.

You experimenting at the end with the video was actually really good. I hope to see more of this sort of experimentation in the future, never fear experimenting!

Rest in peace Billy. You were a real one.

0:03 As someone who regularly watches doug, I can confirm that we hibernate unless doug is streaming

I think I got brainwashed into loving Oxi-Clean as a kid through infomercials

27:31 Microscopic penetrator is some kind of next-level insult

KZfaq has been recommending this video since you released it. I finally caved and I can't fucking believe I watched the whole thing just to watch you destroy your kitchen.

I like that DouglasDouglas revived the mini-chat in the bottom corner, it really adds a layer of enjoyment to those who remember the story, and brutal murder by Doug's hand, of chat's clone child.

With the putty thing and any other item shown. The whole psychology behind it is basically tricking the brain into thinking "Well if the product works under extreme conditions, then surely it'll work for anything I would need in a day." If it can handle this extreme then there's no reason it can't handle any mundane task.

Was really expecting Billy to throw in a second health insurance set for free

13:15 the laser is for seeing if the is a piece of wood behind that spot reinforcing it and making it harder to put the hook in

I feel like I really shouldn't be surprised at how good DougDoug's Billy Mays impression is, and yet somehow I still am

The putty is actually something I really wish I had when I played a lot of miniature war games. Any missing pieces can be molded with the putty instead, and you can mold your own special touches to give your models a lot of really cool posing options.

I will say that vince was right about the quick chop, it's really hard to clean some types of food off the blade if you can't get into it with a sponge and suddenly your strawberries taste like garlic

31:01 I don’t think Doug is saying what he wants to say…

Man that commercial at the end of the video killed me. I’m here crying and laughing so hard. And then he DOUBLED the milk!

I have legitimately waited months for this to be made into a video

Billy Mays wasn't just an infomercial guy he was the infomercial guy. RIP Billy

18:54 The product is not glue, glue sticks things together and keeps the connection point solid and rigid, preventing movement. This is great when using more rigid materials like wood or plastic, but rigid connections are terrible for flexible materials like fabric. The rigid connections take away fabrics ability to flex and bend around objects which is very important for things like clothing and blankets, whenever the material tries to flex, the connection made by the glue gets worn down and eventually breaks, leaving behind annoying glue residue. The product is similar to glue but not the same, it can bend and stretch, which allows you to easily connect two pieces of fabric and use it like a single piece of fabric. The product does not stop fabric from flexing and bending, it connects fabric together while being barely noticeable. It's actually a very good, useful product. it lets you fix holes in your clothes like they weren't even there without having to sow.

I had an absolute blast watching the original stream, and I thought that my laughter had finally subsided, but then doug started screaming and pouring milk everywhere. Quality content.

You'll get 1 Jumbo stream of Doug PLUS several clipped moments all for 4 hours of your time! But watch right now and you'll get another 30 minutes of Doug, absolutely free. That's over 5 hours of Billy Mays for only 1 lifetime locked in Doug's basement! And as a special bonus, Doug will include our Micromen Microfiber Duster! Free! It's great for basement walls! Divorce papers! Parkzers and more! And attracts Dollarydoos like a magnet!

20:45 I feel like dougs missing the point on these ones, they arnt showing something you can do they are showing the limit of the product, because if it could hold a whole bus it could hold a broken lamp together

9:05 my grandma actually has one of these and it helps her pick up stuff off the floor cause she can't bend over sometimes.

This is a series of KZfaq videos that were streamed on Twitch and then uploaded to KZfaq Now that's some quality Doug content

I am surprised that this was not a mess. Great job to the editor. This stream was a lot.

That ESPN commercial was ahead of it's time

7:24 the forbidden boba

Man, these infomercials took me back to my childhood. RIP Billy, a legend taken too soon.

Man I've been loving these super frequent uploads! Thanks Doug!

15:38 "I came away from that commercial rock hard" ayo

33:29 Doug, you’d actually be surprised at the amount of corrosive and acidic material that goes through your pipes

billy is the god of “double it and give it to the next person”

I love how billy mays even when hes pretending to whisper hes loud enough to create distorion in the mic.

true serial killer 13:56 10 secconds later I SPOKE TOO SOON 😂😂😂😂😂

I'm real late but DougDoug planning his rampage as a serial killer at 13:25 just killed me.

35:25 this sealed the deal for me thank you for filling the hole in my heart once Billy Mays died I was saddened. Thanks to him I could tape up my marriage together with the super tape

34:27 doug doug when you ask him what country is between egypt and jordan

18:48 Doug:"So, its glue." Billy: "Its not glue" Doug: "Ok."