I hired a "lawyer" to review my viewers dating profiles
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Жыл бұрынDISCLAIMER: PARKZER IS NOT A LAWYER
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@Orillion123456 Жыл бұрын
"My eyes are up here." "And your bare chest is down there." Parkzer is truly a gift to the world.
@heart_less1259 Жыл бұрын
Actually sounds like a joke in a sitcom
@mariotheundying 11 ай бұрын
"Umm, my eyes are up here?" "Yeah, and your bosom is down there."
@theblackunicorn261 11 ай бұрын
Parkzer perfectly balances the line between "Perfectly normal everyday person" and "Alien who landed on earth 24 minutes ago"
@CallMeRivanX 6 ай бұрын
He's just an alien that landed on Earth 5 years ago or smth like that
@TjokoCow 4 ай бұрын
i think thats called autis-----
@DeathnoteBB 4 ай бұрын
@@TjokoCowAutism, you can say it, it’s not a slur
@TjokoCow 4 ай бұрын
Imp not saying it bc its rude to assume neurodivergence jus cuz they are strange@@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 4 ай бұрын
@@TjokoCow Okay then don’t say it… You pretty clearly where saying it though. Also it’s more rude to call someone “strange” for seeming ND
@josephburkhart6602 Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Parkzer takes everything so seriously. "Hi, Billy Mays here-" "Hello Billy Mays."
@supersillystuffs Жыл бұрын
More like “Hello. Billy Mays.”
@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2 9 ай бұрын
@@supersillystuffs "Hello William Mathew"
@gamering149 8 ай бұрын
hello douglas, douglas.
@toomanydum4084 5 ай бұрын
hello mario
@JorgetePanete 4 ай бұрын
everything*
@ONE-vt1fz 11 ай бұрын
I love how parkzer is always like “I’m not a lawyer” and then proceeds to perfectly explain complex legal concepts
@AlterationA 7 ай бұрын
Law is a pretty swagtastic hobby if you're able to weed through the dry, crunchy surface.
@sakuucchan 6 ай бұрын
@@AlterationA Heh. Weed.
@21bucks 6 ай бұрын
@@sakuucchan Heh. Weed.
@Stampyboyz 6 ай бұрын
@@21bucks Heh. Weed.
@BigDuckieMan 6 ай бұрын
@@Stampyboyz Heh. Weed.
@matti.8465 Жыл бұрын
I love how despite being close friends, Parkzer always talks to Doug as if he was speaking to a client. It's like Doug picked a random lawyer from the street.
@preistestdragon4634 Жыл бұрын
where else was he supposed to source a lawyer from?
@monkedude Жыл бұрын
@@preistestdragon4634 Saul Goodman
@FlareBlitzBanana 11 ай бұрын
@@monkedude Saul already worked against him in the conquest for America. Doug still holds a grudge to this day.
@nb_oovanboi7750 11 ай бұрын
or maybe even a random police officer
@tundcwe123 11 ай бұрын
Wait, you are telling me that he did not pick a random lawyer from the street for that stream?
@cycled9073 Жыл бұрын
If Parkzer got married he could be his own wedding officiant, marriage counselor, and divorce attorney. What a legend.
@dauntingkitty Жыл бұрын
He can also shoot his ex-spouse because he’s a cop with a gun
@ender8124 Жыл бұрын
@@dauntingkitty then run his own prosecution and defense
@dm98five Жыл бұрын
@@ender8124 and execution
@larrybird6860 Жыл бұрын
@@ender8124 and prison breakout
@ashb7 Жыл бұрын
@@larrybird6860 and international manhunt
@spiderdude2099 Жыл бұрын
"Just because he likes sushi does not mean I become gay or bisexual" Your loss Parkzer
@AlinaAniretake 10 ай бұрын
Coward :)
@TheGrumbliestPuppy 7 ай бұрын
Is Parkzer gay? I legit can't tell.
@spiderdude2099 7 ай бұрын
@@TheGrumbliestPuppy honestly, if I had to put forth headcanon, id say he’s asexual
@platinumfactor 6 ай бұрын
@@spiderdude2099i personally wouldn't headcanon a real person's sexuality, but go off ig
@spiderdude2099 6 ай бұрын
@@platinumfactor it’s not based on nothing. Parkzer has expressed being at least demisexual, as in he doesn’t feel attraction until he gets to know someone. So, who knows? He’s at the very least Demisexual, but I also kinda get asexual vibes from him. It doesn’t really matter what I think tho.
@lyvectra8442 Жыл бұрын
"Isn't rizz strictly sexual?" "He's in a watermelon!" That clears it up, thank you.
@FriendlyArin Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is such a strange human being, how can one man be so many things? A lawyer, cop, pornstar, manager, gun owner, Doug's gay lover, and a dating expert! Everytime he shows up I scream he is too powerful
@thegoodMeow Жыл бұрын
Koala
@TurbopropPuppy Жыл бұрын
everytime he shows up i cream he is too powerful
@kangaroot_ Жыл бұрын
@@TurbopropPuppy comedy.
@Callisia404 Жыл бұрын
Johnny Sins
@karlispovisils5297 Жыл бұрын
Not a pornstar. He's a pimp.
@jeridon6081 Жыл бұрын
It will never not be funny how Parkzer seems to perpetually exist in a undefined super-state between the most normal Straight-Man type dude who has no care for any sort of funny business whatsoever, and also the most incomprehensible alien being who appears to have lived on Mars for his entire adult life and has no concept of human society
@giovannimarecoortiz1122 Жыл бұрын
what
@absoultethings4213 Жыл бұрын
perfect description
@gohanr1271 11 ай бұрын
Jermacore
@Metalhed1300p 11 ай бұрын
@@giovannimarecoortiz1122 words
@Lord_Ducck 11 ай бұрын
@@gohanr1271 great word 10/10
@williamwright9028 Жыл бұрын
I love how parkzer is chronically annoyed at things that don't make sense
@bruhmodeactive3211 9 ай бұрын
I know this doesn't won't sound good nor nice but he has big bang sheldon vibes
@lordfelidae4505 7 ай бұрын
@@bruhmodeactive3211that is deeply insulting and you should immediately apologize.
@bruhmodeactive3211 7 ай бұрын
@@lordfelidae4505 I said what I said but I'm sorry bout that
@NerdTheDemon 6 ай бұрын
@@bruhmodeactive3211I hate how accurate this is.
@destinyvoltaire 4 ай бұрын
@@bruhmodeactive3211That is so many words to avoid saying autistic.
@hastyscorpion 10 ай бұрын
The straight man funny man duo once again proves why it has been working 100s of years, You guys are truly a modern day Abbot and Costello
@bruhmodeactive3211 9 ай бұрын
Doug: who is on first Parkzer: who is on first?? Doug: correct Parkzer: you didn't answer the question
@lordfelidae4505 7 ай бұрын
@@bruhmodeactive3211very in character.
@Bri-tt1pj Жыл бұрын
We all better hope that Parkzer never makes a dating profile, no one else will stand a chance
@spawikcmnsu7137 Жыл бұрын
really hope this gets top comment
@HiyaDerred Жыл бұрын
true
@brycemcneill6637 Жыл бұрын
true
@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Жыл бұрын
Those goldfish never stood a chance
@thethingcalledlisa Жыл бұрын
I hope he never does anything because he's better than everyone else at most things, I'm scared he'll try to become the main character so that chat has to join Doug as a side character
@testedhawk Жыл бұрын
Parkzer speaks so slowly and meticulously as if he'll be sued or cancelled every time he opens his mouth
@Y0G0FU Жыл бұрын
Hes a lawyer in Training... thats what he learns haha
@discordlexia2429 Жыл бұрын
I'm fairly certain that Parkzer is very autistic. That would explain the way he speaks. Autistic people tend to have more trouble communicating and so learn to talk very clearly young to be understood.
@olive4200 Жыл бұрын
parkzer does speak like he knows he's being watched 24/7 by a team of lawyers who're ready to sue him the moment he says something vaguely untrue
@ohgodohnothebees Жыл бұрын
@@olive4200 He is.
@solomonchild3398 Жыл бұрын
@@ohgodohnothebees he's got his eyes on that Character and Fitness test
@marleonka5578 7 ай бұрын
I adore how Parkzer and Doug give off the most "married" but also "strangers" energy ever
@BierBart12 10 ай бұрын
Parkzer, the Taekwondo master: "There is no belt system for guns" His sheer martial power has made him forget about belt-fed guns
@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat 6 ай бұрын
Parkzer carries the gun fir restraint, he's more deadly without it.
@shaunparadis1921 6 ай бұрын
He forgot about the ancient art of gun-fu
@shinysilverstardust 12 күн бұрын
Taegundo
@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 6 күн бұрын
And gun belts that you put a holster on.
@Yuti640 Жыл бұрын
It’s always so fun to see Doug’s insanity mix with Parkzer’s purely grounded existence
@JoeLikesBlue Жыл бұрын
The Ultimate Straight Man xd
@jenske2881 Жыл бұрын
Doug is like the gayest straight man ever and parkzer is like the straightest gay man ever he is like the most insane person out of the 2 of them because he just talks in a psychotic way
@Number.1Yanfei.Fan123 Жыл бұрын
Straight man vs funny man splatfest is real and they are cooperating
@billnye8760 Жыл бұрын
@@JoeLikesBlue 25:22 truuuue
@nagitoaussiemandias Жыл бұрын
@@Number.1Yanfei.Fan123 Parkzer vs Dougdoug vs Chat splatfest when?
@buggibii Жыл бұрын
The way Parkzer says _"Douglas"_ with his entire chest exudes a -sexual- lawyer energy.
@royalblanket Жыл бұрын
Can't wait til one of us gets too lonely from the divorce and writes explicit Doug x Parkzer fanfiction
@starbow_lava5711 Жыл бұрын
@@royalblanket on it
@vergilbaberuthofbaseball5983 Жыл бұрын
@@starbow_lava5711oh no
@HEX_17 Жыл бұрын
@@starbow_lava5711 ty 🥵🥵
@SpiceLettuce Жыл бұрын
A rizz, even
@pyguy7 Жыл бұрын
Parkzor is a phenomenon where him being a "Lawyer in training" somehow makes him truly more powerful than any actual full lawyer.
@corbinpearce7686 10 ай бұрын
Parkzer blesses us with supreme sanity. “How am I supposed to make a decision with just this information” Amen brother, dating apps are a dumpster fire.
@e.m.2168 7 ай бұрын
Tbf, the decision isn’t “would I date this person”, it’s “do I want to talk to this person” and then based on that decide on dating or not
@jotarogoosjo.1582 7 ай бұрын
I'm gonna be honest with you here, sometimes what's put in there isn't enough for 'Would I talk to this person?' either.
@anastasiao4036 Ай бұрын
@@jotarogoosjo.1582 At most, the information put in the dating apps are for "Should I avoid this person if I see them on the street?"
@gremlinman9724 Жыл бұрын
i do so deeply love that parkzer is always the most sane person in the room but also simultaneously never knows anything
@yorkkato Жыл бұрын
Granted, when Doug and Chat are the only other people in the room, the bar of sanity is low
@TurbopropPuppy Жыл бұрын
he is just a Normal Guy he doesn't know anything about vocaloids or memes and that's beautiful
@bruh-vp1fp Жыл бұрын
I love how Parkzer is either way too into the joke or legitimately completely lost in the sauce with the inside jokes of both doug and chat.
@matteofaccin6636 10 ай бұрын
Parkzer half the time: "That is incorrect" Parkzer the other half of the time: "Even your dog!"
@pranksinatra2755 9 ай бұрын
i think he might be on the spectrum a bit.
@TheUnderscore_ 9 ай бұрын
@@pranksinatra2755Vibes I got as well. Definitely very high-functioning though.
@CanItTookann 9 ай бұрын
@@TheUnderscore_what? 😭
@smwatertasteslikewater 9 ай бұрын
@@TheUnderscore_stop using the terms high and low functioning
@eggnognorth5383 9 ай бұрын
I love how confused parkzer was at a drink being named "Screwdriver", as someone who knows the story(Coal miners had orange juice rations while alchohal was prohibited and so they mixed vodka into thier orange juice and mixed it with screwdrivers) it is hilarious how upset he is.
@JorgetePanete 4 ай бұрын
alchohal
@JorgetePanete 4 ай бұрын
hmm yes if i mix coffee with a spoon i'm drinking a spoon
@lukeboy8081 3 ай бұрын
Why are you like this?@@JorgetePanete
@fuy1648 2 ай бұрын
@@lukeboy8081Wdym?
@ulyssesdamon3408 Жыл бұрын
As a new person to Parkzer (mainly watched the chat runs), the energy these to give off to each other is true friendship. Its like Doug is there to torment Parkzer and Parkzer has just accepted his fate.
@Jrsonicyt-is-weird 10 ай бұрын
"friendship"
@HillLuvJump999 6 ай бұрын
And they were "roommates"
@JorgetePanete 4 ай бұрын
It's*
@TheDool Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is the most conventionally boring but unique person ive ever seen. Bless this man, he is a gem.
@QuantumRipple Жыл бұрын
He's got that James May charisma
@goodsirbear-7579 Жыл бұрын
You misspelled gun
@rishavganguly92 11 ай бұрын
Like James May and Jordan Schlansky.
@joshclark756 11 ай бұрын
@@goodsirbear-7579 he is not a gun
@helloworld2409 11 ай бұрын
@@joshclark756source?
@DapperCrap Жыл бұрын
Parkzer: Isn’t “rizz” strictly sexual? Doug: *It’s in a watermelon.*
@nafereuskortex9055 10 ай бұрын
Thank you that doesn't answer my question
@undeniablySomeGuy Жыл бұрын
10:19 This is something that lots of people need to hear in dating advice. Preferences and interests, while a decent starting point, are usually an ultimately unimportant aspect of your chemistry with another person. Hell, take Dougdoug and Parkzer. They have so little in common in terms of surface traits that people usually put on a dating profile, but there are things keeping them together that go deeper than that. When you have some things in common with someone, but have a decent amount that is different, there will be a lot to talk about. Common ground is safety, but differences are interesting and discussion worthy.
@inaneinacheve 11 ай бұрын
You're absolutely right. You can have people that play games in the same room, and they can play the same game, but still have little to talk about because of their personalities
@jackuval9362 24 күн бұрын
why is this so far down?? Real shit man
@poppajournee8323 11 ай бұрын
These two characters are equally starnge and enigmatic. Doug and Parkzer are a friendship made in heaven
@No.Yes.. 7 ай бұрын
Poppajournee8323, you were two Steps late. Your Jojo Reference was your only weakness.
@seamusburke3350 Жыл бұрын
"It's not that I'm afraid of the water, it's that I tend to sink" is an incredible line
@mandowarrior123 Жыл бұрын
I think it isn't the a line or a hook, but a sinker.
@masterplusmargarita Жыл бұрын
The genuine offense Parkzer seems to feel when he thinks Doug is saying he ate a screwdriver when he was 6 years old is what gives me the energy to keep living.
@sillyalert14 Жыл бұрын
hes the best omg
@snipingsloth1053 Жыл бұрын
His innocence must be preserved 😂
@SpaceMissile Жыл бұрын
makes me laugh so hard. he's completely taken aback. you'd think the name was like "fecalsnot" or something from that reaction
@truecrisp 11 ай бұрын
6:32
@donofdeaths 11 ай бұрын
@@truecrisp MVP
@Brainlers 11 ай бұрын
I’m so glad parkzer finally decided to collab with someone, even if it’s with this random guy no one’s ever met I’m still glad it happened, 10/10 video
@crumpet-enjoyer 10 ай бұрын
.
@Brainlers 10 ай бұрын
@@crumpet-enjoyer excuse me I wasn’t talking about parkzer I was talking about the other dude,
@Brainlers 10 ай бұрын
@@crumpet-enjoyer so how about you read the text before you try to correct me
@Brainlers 10 ай бұрын
he deleted his comment lmao
@dominusanuli3595 8 ай бұрын
@@Brainlerswho
@grandbean9031 Жыл бұрын
I am convinced Parkzer is an 15th century middle aged Japanese man that's been isekaid into today's world and had a yokai tell him if he ever admits to it, he'd end the world so he has to always angrily and disappointedly try to answer everything in the most straight forward way to not get people suspicious.
@shinymetagross1666 4 ай бұрын
Parkzer confirmed for Touhou 20?
@kingofspades110 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is such an enigma of a human being, I love him dearly
@coins_png Жыл бұрын
he's such a fine specimen
@discordlexia2429 Жыл бұрын
I'd bet money that Parkzer is severely autistic. I both am and have known very autistic people and his body language is familiar to me. That little way he sort of bobs his head a bit, I dunno how to describe it, but it's something I've seen in every strongly autistic person I've met. I really respect Doug's chat for all appreciating him and including him rather than picking on him.
@hopsys Жыл бұрын
He's anything but an enigma, though, isn't he? He's completely blunt and open about who he is and what his values are.
@traceable7875 Жыл бұрын
@@hopsys the point isn’t that it’s hard to figure out what he is, it’s just that his interests and personality seems very strange compared to the conventional average.
@fragilistico Жыл бұрын
@@hopsys I think they refer to the enigma that is Parkzer's mind, not that he *is* enigmatic
@alphanoodle1877 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer feels like a AI generated human based solely off people from the 80s
@lemontree9518 Жыл бұрын
this is what peak peformance looks like
@Orillion123456 Жыл бұрын
No way an AI could generate something as sophisticated as parkzer. He was definitely carefully handcrafted by a team of scientists.
@nevaeh9125 Жыл бұрын
@@Orillion123456 grown in a lab
@mrself5824 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is the default human you see when you would see if created a human character.
@Orillion123456 Жыл бұрын
@@mrself5824 That is a very strange statement to make about an extremely exceptional person like parkzer.
@E-MAN979 11 ай бұрын
I love how Parkzer is uncomfortable with with certain very normal things, but has a completely different experience with stuff that’s not normal.
@pip8175 Жыл бұрын
i feel like parkzer is so aggressively neurodivergent its like I'm talking through him he is saying exactly what i would say
@a_literal_crow 9 ай бұрын
I was diagnosed with Autism a few years ago, and I see so much of myself in Parkzer.
@greenbeepm 9 ай бұрын
@@a_literal_crow i thought you said digested with autism, thank you for the laugh
@a_literal_crow 9 ай бұрын
@@greenbeepm true, I consumed the autism to become the autism
@lordfelidae4505 7 ай бұрын
@@greenbeepmwell when you’re diagnosed later in life, I’d imagine you need to digest that shift in self image for a bit.
@bluishwolf 6 ай бұрын
@@greenbeepm Would that be eating yourself?
@nicknack512 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is my favorite lawyer, especially when he’s trying to breed with a goldfish
@HEX_17 Жыл бұрын
That’s my favorite thing he does
@ZachsOnQuack Жыл бұрын
You mean your favorite koala
@TheSavage303 Жыл бұрын
@@ZachsOnQuack koala lawyer
@StoneColdStare Жыл бұрын
Parkzer: "Will you please listen? I'm not a lawyer!" Doug & Chat: "HE IS A LAWYER!"
@dogk2121 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s what happened
@alainbcdefghijk Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what a lawyer would say!
@trexnotsmart4747 Жыл бұрын
Its fucking hilarious how parkzer was more interested in the squirrel video than the dating profiles
@JP12345 Жыл бұрын
I love how Parkser is just like a normal guy, it really highlights Doug's insanity and adds so much contrast
@jd1800 11 ай бұрын
Doug is much more normal aside from the olive oil.
@cranberrys6921 4 ай бұрын
I’d like to say in todays day and age, Doug is the more normal of the two.
@Tajealos Жыл бұрын
Doug and Parkzer are like the two halves of the brain but as whole people, and watching them interact is fantastic
@bruhmodeactive3211 9 ай бұрын
The left and right brain
@naomiagan4710 4 ай бұрын
Doug is the intrusive thoughts part of the brain and Parkzer is the logic that keeps you from giving in to those thoughts
@odwrksboxedtrash3730 3 ай бұрын
The problem with the personification of intrusive thoughts is that without the suppressive conscience, that thing is going to continue to act on every single "intrusive" thought it has.
@JEnduro Жыл бұрын
my favorite thing with Parkzer is I am never sure if he gets the joke or is just an IRL comedic straightman
@order60000000000 Жыл бұрын
Both, both is good.
@kestrelynn Жыл бұрын
Yep, both, he 100% gets the joke and is also an irl comedic, and possibly literal, straight man
@Sonatengraf Жыл бұрын
This gets better every few minutes. Parkzer is so relatable. I love how he reacts so purely and honestly to _dating apps._ Then, we find out that he is a not-formally-educated legal consultant who works in the porn industry? But later, the money quote: “What is an embedded software engineer?” - “Like, he's very sleepy”. Amazing. Then, a shallow dive into the GDPR. What?! Luckily, Josh seems to reside in the USA, and the GDPR only applies within the EEA. You're safe, Josh! Later, we get some inside into US-American taxes, or so we are led to believe, and it turns out DouglasDouglas edited Parkzer's advice into a meme. I absolutely adore that Parkzer tracks his activities in his calendar. There's some information on the right time to re-finance loans. Thanks, Parkzer! I hope you take over this rotten channel soon, after DouglasDouglas gets convicted for locking D-colon in the basement.
@sifsroyalguard7322 10 ай бұрын
I want to have a hour long conversation with Parkzer about taxes, economics, and culinary arts now.
@ballondeplage Жыл бұрын
Parkzer must be protected at all costs, he's a treasure we cannot lose in the divorce 😭
@woopyboi Жыл бұрын
69 likes :)
@thefinthechat923 Жыл бұрын
And he must never discover what a muscle mommy is
@Daibana Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is the ultimate straight man of any comedy duo
@p_ttown1979 Жыл бұрын
this. this right here. nailed it right on the head
@cubeman909 Жыл бұрын
its always nice when doug makes a cameo on parkzer's streams
@Neon-ws8er Жыл бұрын
i actually refuse to believe that there is a man as normal and healthy as parkzer in the world
@rugbug531 2 ай бұрын
I don’t know if I would call that man normal and healthy. I mean I guess you COULD…
@Drippy_Jesus 16 күн бұрын
@@rugbug531 He is the PINNACLE of normal and healthy.
@Alice-un3kq Жыл бұрын
I legitimately cannot tell if Parkzer is a master troll or not. He knows so many things and yet he doesn't. It really makes you think
@placeholderdoe Жыл бұрын
He is *THE* master troll
@stevenbobbybills Жыл бұрын
He wiped out his entire memory bank clear of anything that isn't laws.
@Levi_is_Smol Жыл бұрын
Honestly, he feels a bit autistic to me. Has his very special interests while being absolutely unknowing about almost anything else. Takes things very literally and doesn't understand a lot of jokes.
@jackuval9362 24 күн бұрын
definitely not trolling, and if you need proof it's in the calendaring of events. He reminds me a lot of one person I know in particular, and he is 100% legit
@krazy_w4fflez611 Жыл бұрын
"Maybe I was screw-driven as a 6 year old" god I love everything that Parkzer says
@Nik_M11 Жыл бұрын
I didn't laugh this hard in a while.. love the dynamic these two have together. Parkzer is genuinely so wholesome, Doug delivering so many funny comments with a straight face is hilarious as well
@adp3376 Жыл бұрын
I used to think Parkzer was the most sane person on KZfaq but this stream clearly proved me wrong
@tarvitz Жыл бұрын
Finally, a cure for our collective divorce
@NotUndulateCrown58 Жыл бұрын
What type of cancer is that? I want them all.
@stefanlanger8271 Жыл бұрын
Best line is “Douglas Douglas” The fact that Doug and Parkzer have such conflicting personalities on stream is an amazing dynamic.
@blakksheep736 Жыл бұрын
He greets him like that all the time btw.
@Frixworks Жыл бұрын
I love the dynamic between Parkzer and Doug, the fact that Parkzer takes everything super seriously while Doug is just aloof. Sometimes I wonder how they became friends or if Parkzer is just playing an act.
@undeniablySomeGuy Жыл бұрын
9:22 I feel like if I ever need to explain to someone why we love Parkzer, this is the best clip I could show. He is, at every moment, incredibly thorough and precise while being hilariously out of his depth at other random things.
@bemybff205 Жыл бұрын
For Parkzer, Valentine's isn't just a day it's a state of being. The man oozes rizz
@Aswoop9000 Жыл бұрын
Jizz*
@frostmint3584 Жыл бұрын
You mean jizz
@nathink Жыл бұрын
Hes oozing allover the other lawyers and police officers
@jonasquinn7977 Жыл бұрын
But hopefully not jizz
@Aimlesswaves. Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is the strongest "straight man" I've ever seen. (In a comedy aspect, not sexual preference aspect.)
@SoMSoMreal Жыл бұрын
I mean that as well
@nikkoa.3639 Жыл бұрын
He is probably the strongest straight man I've seen in a sexual preference aspect too
@goodnight4u Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Definitely a top contender for strongest straight man in a geometric aspect.
@_.Dylan._ Жыл бұрын
He is one of the strongest straight men in a fire aspect
@bidoof367 Жыл бұрын
he's the strongest straight man in an aspect ratio for sure
@SuperSilver7591 Жыл бұрын
The duality of Doug purposely changing the narrative and Parkzer having to correct him constantly for *legal purposes* is so hilarious
@zgredczwartyniesamowity363 10 ай бұрын
Parkzer is like an alien that learned human customes from legal documents and try to understand in real life.
@stevenbigfist1346 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is such an enigma, one second he is a cop then a gun owning attorney, And now a pornstar consultant who is deathly afraid of water. We should all aspire to be this man.
@malknight4197 Жыл бұрын
he's not afraid of water, he just... sinks
@destroyercreator9678 9 ай бұрын
"No, i had orange juice and alcohol, not a screw... SCREWDRIVER?!" Parkzer not knowing things is pure comedy
@QJDWG Жыл бұрын
The SCREWDRIVER moment set the expectation for the rest of the stream. Protect Parkzer at all costs!
@shinysilverstardust Жыл бұрын
We need a f*cking sitcom with these two.
@liamw6976 Жыл бұрын
I would watch the HELL out of that sitcom
@idontneedaname318 Жыл бұрын
It would be genuinely incredible
@Tuntor689 Жыл бұрын
Fascinating how Parkzer was given media he enjoys and immediately started gaining a short attention span.
@wikbon Жыл бұрын
nice catch, nice thought
@anotherhenry7895 Жыл бұрын
you mean squirrels and chipmunks ?
@speedscampi5217 Жыл бұрын
Parkzers realizm is the perfect balance to Doug's energy and comedy, I love seeing their interactions
@billyharris2794 10 ай бұрын
Linguistics lesson: -"Rizz" is short for Charisma. Y'know, cha-rizz-ma. -"Hits" is short for "Hits the spot". So "hits different" means it hits the spot better than other foods and "doesn't hit the same" means it doesn't hit the spot as much as it used to. Can also be used the same way in a non-food context. -"Rips ass" means farts
@c.m.9369 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer and Doug are like two characters from completely different movie genres interacting. It‘s like Parkzer is from a dry, realistic human drama… And Doug is from a surreal cartoon!
@placeholderdoe Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is the main character in a game while Doug is a random enemy
@Jr837_ Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is from Sherlock Holmes, while Doug is from Spongebob
@addama Жыл бұрын
The Doug-Parkzer Dynamic: Doug implies something incorrect for comedic effect; Parkzer reminds Doug that the statement was, in fact, incorrect, but only half of the time for comedic effect. This is why they work so well together, like puzzle pieces cut from the same mold.
@edgarb2002 3 ай бұрын
“I was screwdriven as a 6 year old” is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.
@crazycacti Жыл бұрын
omg i love how doug looks at parkzer with such adoration its amazing
@Shpeedle Жыл бұрын
Parkzer immediately pointing out dating app flaws is hilarious even though he is the master of dating
@robotortoise Жыл бұрын
I'm autistic, and the relationship Parker has with Doug is the exact relationship I have with my neurotypical friends. It's absolutely great, lol.
@GolenCheeseIt Жыл бұрын
Parkzer* How could you possibly miss-spell his name like that? What're you, autistic? Oh wait...
@discordlexia2429 Жыл бұрын
I love the way chat really loves and respects Parkzer while teasing him just enough to get a reaction. It's great to see. Mobs are not often kind to severely autistic people.
@robotortoise Жыл бұрын
@@discordlexia2429 Yeah! I'm not sure if he's autistic or not (I don't want to diagnose strangers!) but damn, I legitimately adore how he and the chat are so respectful with each other. You can tell he's getting as much of a kick out of this as Doug is.
@JettSvart Жыл бұрын
@@discordlexia2429 I think that how much adoration Doug has for Parkzer has rubbed off on his chat. Also, Parkzer will unexpectedly deliver the harshest burns to Doug, and you know we love to see our guy get dunked on.
@bradenaurelion3033 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is autistic? I'm confused sounded normal to me
@batcat4136 Жыл бұрын
Doug is like a journalist in that he can take the slightest off-hand comment and he’ll run a mile. Like Parkzers “I don’t like water” to “You’re afraid of the water” and it’s something special to behold
@stephentwest Жыл бұрын
This video was not only hilarious but also incredibly informative. It's amazing how much of a difference a few tweaks to a dating profile can make. I appreciate how the lawyer gave honest and constructive feedback, pointing out both the good and the bad aspects of the profiles. It was also interesting to see how the profiles differed based on gender and age. As someone who's struggled with creating a good dating profile, I found this video to be incredibly helpful. It's clear that a lot of effort and thought went into creating this video, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it. Thanks for sharing your insights!
@WildCardIsAces Жыл бұрын
Parkzer: "If you are a straight man, do not attempt to date me." So you're saying a gay man has a chance?
@ggnkrsfkoqxbk5078 Жыл бұрын
No, the problem wasn’t the straight part, it was the man part. You’ll need to be a cat idiot.
@actuallyIDontExist 11 ай бұрын
Idk but we can find out
@toshi9742 Жыл бұрын
Do you think Parkzer’s dirty talk during sex is just whispering about loop holes in different laws?
@GolenCheeseIt Жыл бұрын
Hopefully the laws aren't related....
@Kool-AidDealer Жыл бұрын
this is such a polarizing and entertaining duo i dont know how it works but it does very well
@Ignoramus3000 Жыл бұрын
These two play off of each other so well. Parkzer as the lawyer + cop + straight man and Doug as the loose cannon wild card. The classic comedy duo.
@fernbear3950 Жыл бұрын
My favorite bit so far is 25:32 where Parkzer says "Just because I like sushi does not mean I become gay or bisexual" Unfortunately that's the thing that got me but I hope he's able to hold out for the long run (if he wants, lol)
@fernbear3950 Жыл бұрын
Also, I really liked the part where he said "it's Parking time" and then parked all over the place
@ashb7 Жыл бұрын
@@fernbear3950 *Parkzin' time, FTFY
@fernbear3950 Жыл бұрын
@@ashb7 *smacks noodles snacks* oh no, i knew what i was doing bxi.... ;D
@alaskanchurro4983 Жыл бұрын
They need Parkzer's advice judging by the amount of divorces chat has.
@andrewfuller1446 Жыл бұрын
19:08 I can't believe I just watched a cop take a bribe.
@cymeyers1255 Жыл бұрын
parkzer and doug are unironically one of the greatest comedic duos around right now.
@maxxbmd Жыл бұрын
First a bunny suit, and then a unicorn costume. Is there something DougDougDoug wants to tell us?
@knownas2017 Жыл бұрын
uwu
@barsabe Жыл бұрын
Furry?
@calotests8326 Жыл бұрын
You forget the otter suit too
@jacolinelankamp1752 Жыл бұрын
2 is reasonable, but 3 costumes/onesies is a collection
@Jamslijamsl Жыл бұрын
Dont forget his unhinged humans should have tails rant
@Malache Жыл бұрын
50 MINUTES of Pure love between Parkzer and Doug!?!?! Hope Twitch chat Doesn't cause them to Divorce
@purpledragon2424 Жыл бұрын
Every video with Parkzer is the best. I don't know what stars had to align to create such a beautiful handsome lawyer cop doctor dating coach but he is the greatest mircale I have ever witnessed. Please hand over the rights of your channel to him, thank you.
@kevincolo3372 Жыл бұрын
The slow head turn that Parkzer does at 13:40 is just perfect
@imperialguardsman5726 Жыл бұрын
i fucking love how parkzer backtracked twice just to make rizz sound as nerdy as anyone could ever make it
@shearedsheep7009 Жыл бұрын
Parkzer feels like ChatGPT as a human. He also always feels the need to explain that he isn't something or can't do something, like god dammit just do what I'm asking and write some porn!
@mandowarrior123 Жыл бұрын
You want NovelAI for that. She never lets me down. Except the infinite loops or when she tries to murder me, 10/10. She still can't understand the concept of a swirlie very well though, so anything more 'creative' she might struggle.
@bobfish1290 Жыл бұрын
@@mandowarrior123 bro what porn includes a swirlie 😭😭😭
@ohgodohnothebees Жыл бұрын
@@bobfish1290 I saw a lesbian bully porno with a swirlie
@mandowarrior123 Жыл бұрын
@@bobfish1290 OK Mr Boring, my girl in high school liked to play bully ;)
@willvan7685 Жыл бұрын
@@mandowarrior123 i don't think BobFish speaks bottom edit: nvm judging by the fact he used the crying emojis he does speak bottom, just a different dialect
@CheeseAndCrackers_ Жыл бұрын
Parkzer and Doug are complete polar opposites but still great friends, all their videos together are hilarious
@spirit5923 Жыл бұрын
Having Parkzer as a guest, content just writes itself. We love you, Parkzer!
@KittyMariChan Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is so serious it loops around to being hilarious, he and Doug have a great friendship
@grantarmstrong2968 Жыл бұрын
I love how literal parkzer is in contrast to how sarcastic and absurd Doug can be, it’s a brilliant duo
@Qaos Жыл бұрын
I love Parkzer's classic catch-phrase, "I'm not a lawyer". These videos should really have a laugh track every time he says his classic catch-phrase.
@AnubisFactsGames Жыл бұрын
34:02 “There is no belt system for guns.” Oh yeah? What about belt-fed machine guns, Parkzer?
@Oakendal Жыл бұрын
I like how Parkzer just questions society the whole while Doug tries to explain how it’s supposed to work even though it shouldn’t
@MrMonkeyLogic Жыл бұрын
Parkzer is just the worlds most perfect straight man. (For Parkzer reading this. I know it's presumptuous of me but straight man is a comedy term for someone who is serious so the funnyman has someone who contrasts them.)
@JHANNA5702 Жыл бұрын
He plays the role of a straight man to this weird comedy duo almost too well that I question if he's real. Is one effective lawyer
@sawrdanimationstudios4430 10 ай бұрын
I want Doug to release the full 1 and a half minute footage of Parkzer talking about taxes
@euanokeeffe9652 Жыл бұрын
I fucking adore how Parkzer is slowly growing more comfortable on the channels, and is slowly starting to joke more. It’s nice to see.
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