"What happens when they show up and they're not black??" "Light Fraud." THE PUN!!!

i’m imagining katya as a therapist..... both wholesome and terrifying

Katya wanted to be a therapist but little did she know she helped millions of us out of a bad day with her drag. Even the best therapist in the world couldn't reach this many people.

Sunny Hostin said it best: "How mediocre must you be if you have to game a system that disproportionately advantages you anyway?"

“Standardized testing is no indication of anything other than your ability to take a long test.”-Katya Zamolodchikova As a teacher of disadvantaged youth(and someone who got a TERRIBLE ACT score), I agree wholeheartedly.

"What if she doesn't go to college?" "Invent a cool pocket" katya's best line ever. i fuckin transcended this plane of existence

excuse me if you can afford $50 million dollars to get your kid into a college your kid doesn't need college

katya as a therapist: “Just be yourself and if no one likes that... change”

Plot twist: Katya was Trixie’s therapist all along and the true lessons was the friends they made along the way

“i blame capitalism” ( 1:51 ) we all do, comrade katya

I wish they'd do one episode where they'll finally trick Trixie into watching Contact

“Sephora discontinued my palette...and now it’s just a lip gloss collab” WHAT PRIVILEGE

"standardized testing is no indication of anything other than your ability to take long tests." so true, katya. so true.

Katya, in a rare serious mode: 85% of their liquid assets could go towards impoverished- Trixie, unhinged: OR it goes toward MY liquid *ass* God bless them

Seeing how involved the kids had to be in the process is the reason why I couldn't make myself feel sorry for Olivia Jade... she knew what was going on.

Love Trixie getting so shocked and Katya just being like "that's how it is on this bitch of an Earth"

"I'll never trust a man with a salt and pepper bowl cut." Wisdom at such a young age

the irony: rich people's kids don't need to go to university, AT ALL!

It truly ANGERS me how they were all left scotch free and didn't really have to compensate for this. While black and brown people are often sentenced to jail for many years, for crimes proven innocent of.

Is Katya absolutely insane? Yes. Is she ridiculously knowledgeable about systemic injustice? Also yes. I love her.

I think my kink is trixie and katya violently hating anyone involved in a documentary. Like same

Honestly I can see katy beeing a therapist, going through shit and beeing a therapist seams very real to me.

“This is disgusting and everything that’s wrong with the world and it makes me want to blow my brains out but Netflix is paying me to make jokes about it so guess I’ll try. 😬” - Katyas facial expression throughout this video

12:44 It was so bad that Olivia Jade made instagram stories where she'd say things like, "I mean, I'm not going to, like, GO TO CLASS, I am mostly here for the social network and parties." And apparently no one saw that (like the school she attended) as a red-flag at all.

I can't stop analyzing Katya's wig. It's like an upside down broom or one of those puppies with the ponytail

“Money is more dangerous than a gun” couldn’t be more true! I stan Trixie

The fact that the kids who’s parents are doing this don’t even need or want to go to college. They go just for the “college experience” 🙄

"sephora discontinued my palette and now its just a lipgloss collab" i was screaming.

Trixie: God, she's so beautiful-- Katya: I DON'T GIVE A SH*T!!!

“Fuller house” *”FLOP HOUSE”* why is this so funny to me dbahskdb 😭

I got into one of the top universities in the world as part of a quota of kids from low income backgrounds and I felt completely undeserving of being there for the first few years. Even though my subject was my dream to learn about, I felt that my peers were more deserving than I was. That I was not equipped to handle this world financially or intellectually. Now I know that many privileges kids scheme their way into university, I have to look back and think I was probably more deserving than I gave myself credit for.

“We have to put one white person in jail this year and then they get out in 3 days” KATYA WENT OFF AND DROPPED THE TRUTH 😭😂

Its not a queens who like to watch episode if Trixie doesnt say something about an everlasting gobstopper.

trixie and katya just ripping apart the school system should be shown in every grade 10 careers class

"if he [Singer] would only apply that level of hustle to dismantling the current system that allows for this kind of fraudulent tomfoolery" comrade Katya I love you

"If you're not gonna be a doctor, an engineer or a lawyer, what's all that schooling for?" P R E A C H

“What if you don’t go to college?” “Invent a cool pocket.”

katya: 'i blame capitalism.' me too katya, me too.

As an autistic person, them abusing accommodation for people like me is disgusting. Pretending to be disabled to get into a school? God, when are we getting rid of rich people, I'm so sick of them.

“Check out my new single- ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT” 💀💀💀💀

Trixie saying FIRKUS is everything

Little does Katya know, every single times she posts a picture of herself with her fake heads and feet, it’s free therapy for me.

"...whose father created Hot Pockets..." Anyone else get Mean Girls flashbacks after hearing that part? "I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."

“I’m gonna get charged with female fraud” Tracy Martell i-

"undergrad is a scam wherever you go" ~ thus spoken Katya. gosh so true; i finished undergrad valedictorian and i am still unemployed!

as a therapist, I think Katya would be the greatest therapist! ❤️

Honestly I actually Katya would be a great therapist. She has this way of talking about things, her perspectives are genuinely refreshing and if you watch any of her lives or old periscopes you will know what I mean. She is incredibly well spoken, intelligent and observant.

Katya being so unsurprised by everything happening is such a mood

"I'll never trust a man with a salt-and-pepper bowl cut." --Trixie Mattel, 2021

As a french person who live in France where public college is about 300€ (~450/500$) per year, the amount of money discussed in this video blew my mind ! 🤯

I love how Katya looks absolutely unimpressed about the entire documentary

'Absolute queen of rowing we stan' has me ROLLING 💀

“You don’t even have a printer”... that is so Katya lol

Trixie's impression of Wendy sent me to the moon, and I have not been back since. 😂😂 it's perfect!

I love that trixie said audition and not tryout for the sailing team😂

"Her name is FBI affidavit" I laughed so hard

When Trixie said 'Hi Poor!' I felt that in my core

Isn’t lovely when trixie allows Katya to talk without interruption 💕 perfection

"What if she doesn't go to a college?" "Invent a Cool Pocket" is the peak comedy of this year good night

Coxswain is a position in crew (the thing where a bunch of ppl row in sync in that long boat). I think the coxswain is the one that yells so that everyone keeps in time. Usually the coxswain is a pretty small light person.

Trixie saying "Everlasting Gobstopper" always gets me.

Katya "So did you get my stupid kid in college yet?!". 😂

Can we just stop and look at how Katya seems so serious and fed up with this whole situation? Every time Trixie was like "WHT THE HELL???" Katya would just sigh and agree, like "Yeah, that's how it goes, I've seen a bunch of these already"

I always enjoy when Katya basically has a "duh" sort of reaction to Trixie's incredible naivety.

ladies and gentleman please welcome to the stage, FBI Affidavit

"Invent a COOL pocket." Wow, that sent me.

I love Katy educating trixie about the oppressive 👏class 👏system, honey .

Katya : watching rich people and caring only if they lose. My spirit animal

This episode should be called "Trixie and Katya shocked by capitalism" 😂

so disgusting how dude said the daughter had to be "stupid" and get shit wrong to fake a learning disability..really shows what these people think of neurodivergent folks 😐

"I don't think my father, the inventer of toaster strudel, would be very happy about this"- just took on a new dimension of hilarity

“Money is more dangerous than a gun” the realest quote ever

3:24 idk why but katya's mildly shocked expression and that half-hearted glare when trixie slapped her is so funny

the amount of times i’ve heard trixie talk about going to theatre school and then ‘as if that wasn’t gay enough’ going to beauty school right after is too many

"I didn't know it was possible to, if you're rich, call someone and say 'can we pay this much to get in'" sis, let me tell you- I went on half tuition to an extremely expensive high school. One of my friends there had a dad who literally sold mansions for a living, there were no driving classes, no shop classes, no home ec, we had chefs that literally fresh-cooked multiple different meal options every day and my peers would COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM... and most importantly, there was this mandatory class we had to take in order to graduate which prepared us for college applications. During that course, we had one class where we had to pretend to be a college board of admissions and choose which students to let in. At the very end of the debate, two fictional candidates were left. One, a girl who had earned scholarships and scored consistently high grades but was a first-generation college student. The other, a boy who nearly flunked out of high school, had terrible recommendations from his teachers, and most importantly: his parents left a hefty donation to our college. I spent the *entire class* debating with the other real students over which candidate we should let in. Every. Other. Student. in that class genuinely believed that it was morally wrong not to accept the bribe and let the bribe student in, because every other student in the class empathized with the bribe student and not the one who actually earned a spot in college. The class ended with every other student being unwilling to budge. We never came to an agreement. After the class, one of the teachers pulled me aside and broke it to me that these were real conversations that college boards actually had, that it is actually like that.

8:59 i love when they ACTUALLY get mad at something LOL you can tell katya was being 100% genuine

The only thing that keeps me going is catching Trixie’s hyper-specific Maria Bamford references

So my 1st choice school (a state school in the middle of nowhere) put my admission on hold until I get a better ACT score and raise my GPA a little. I took the ACT 3 times, worked my but off to get my GPA up, and did so many extra curricular activities and got in. What’s sad is I later talked to some slacker in one of my college classes who told me that he had lower scores and GPA than me and got accepted easily, which made me wonder why my school made me put all that work in if it didn’t even matter. Anyway I now have a bachelors degree and over $20,000 in debt.

Imagine using all that energy to actually make sure your kids are learning and becoming great global citizens

“I don’t think my father, the inventor of Hot Pockets, would be too pleased to hear about this”

Katya has essentially been my therapist since season 7 of RPDR so...

Katya pulling a paper out of her wig 😭😭😭😭😭

as sm1 with severe learning disabilities that have not only disadvantaged but traumatized me for my whole life, every time i rewatch this video i shed tears when they talk abt "acting dumb" for an LD test

Watch her...Katya's consumption of the set snacks escalates the more outraged she becomes. Deep down, she is a genuine Social Justice Warrior.

i feel like katya being your therapist would send you into an eternal madness

"Bob, I'd like to schedule a hit."

“WERE GONNA BE TALKING TO YOU ABOUT LESBIANISM” IM DEAD BAHAHAHAH ☠️☠️

Trixie's super Midwest pronunciation of "progrum" is adorable

LMAOOOOO the way they looked at each other at 12:03

Katya as a licensed therapist, and fully dressed in drag... would cure my crippling depression.

The rich could’ve bought their children a career instead of paying for them to get into college. 💀😂 Honestly, when the whole scandal with Lori and her daughter went down, I wasn’t surprised. If you’re rich, what else are you gonna do with your money? You’re not gonna use it innocently entirely.

The points made in this 👏🏾 taking SAT classes for literally years was just practice for HOW to take a test well. It’s really sick

i seriously love how much katya mentions parents and single parents (esp moms) it makes me feel so seen 🥰

I agree with Katya, they should liquidate their assets, but then use them to create scholarships for kids who actually earned it. Also wouldn’t Lori Laughlin’s daughters story be super easy to refute? She documents like every second of her life, pretty sure she would have footage of countless rowing practices if it ever happened

as someone who went to a bougie elite college as a working class person... youre not just overpaying for a degree, youre also overpaying to get looked down on by most of the students there

Not me at that Noodles after U-WAY rehearsal. 😂🤣

Is it too late for them to watch the Eurovision movie?💀

The “Row, Row, Row your boat” line is the best line Tricia has ever said

Ok but being for real, It makes me furious that I dedicated my life to getting into college based upon my grit and hard work, and these people just use their money to take up spots they really don’t need because why: THEY’RE ALREADY RICH

“Recipes from Jail” - I would like to see it.