Holy shit my sides are in the fade

Good Lord I'm dead

By the creators my sides hurt from laughing

WRYYYYYYYY (no real purpose, just to confuse everyone)

@@butitwasmedio EVERYONE HIDE! HE'S GONNA DO A ZA WARUDO!

Sera also approves of dragon fighting

Every. Single. Time.

Always. 'Boss, I just want you to know....you're the best ❤'

Magus Mxviil I always have Ironbull on my side

I always take Iron Bull when I go to fight dragons! Just love how happy he gets.

This would make an *excellent* Mortal Kombat opening dialogue!

@@S117M4sterChief inquisitor, Warden, Hawke or any DAO, DA2 DAI character as a guest in MK would make my day. The Iron Bull would be the best

@@linkholder maybe for old mk. Modern mk just isnt that good. The main problem is story and continuity . They ruin their own characters and retcon em every 5 months.

​@@vroiderantasYou ruined it.

@@StealthTheFoxz Lmao

TheScrawlMan i died hahahaha

🤣🤣

This is why I love sarcastic Hawke.

This is why Hawke is my favorite character

I don't like how serious/grumpy Hawke is no matter what their personality (compared to in DA2), but this line for purple Hawke is very in character.

Yes!

I mean, that's what the Master does every time they're killed off in _Doctor Who_

I was scrolling through the comments randomly and stumbled upon this when that scene came

That's wht it's the game's unofficial fan quote.

I've count it... The Inquisitor said it 4 times through the game

Theirs literally a mission titled "Oh, Shit"

How do you think the players feel 99% of the time xD

Well.... shit.

That was one of my favorites 😂

“Pfffft!” “ExCusE mE??”

@@ozymandias192 technically it's *fart noises*

Anytime Solas says "excuse me" in that tone, I can't help but giggle.

Pre Unique Well how else would you respond to that?

Made my day xD

A funny cross over

9:55

One does not argue with great bull-like men I suppose.

Quantari I meannn... We've all kinda just been doing that since Origins. /Always choose the Sarcastic route. ALWAYS.

@@SessmaruKusanagiGaming I've played Origins and Inquisition but not DA2...but I have become convinced that saving the world through Bullshit is mandatory to be considered a hero in the Dragon Age series.

@@brennenmyers3367 Not gonna lie, Sacrastic Hawke in 2 is by far the best Sarcastic hero in DA games. You should look up the dialogue.

@@SessmaruKusanagiGaming I have an Xbox Live gold membership so I was able to get Dragon Age 2 for free today. So I will get to experience Sarcastic Hawke first hand.

@@brennenmyers3367 Yessss! You will LOVE it! It's still a very dark story. The dungeon maps are recycled(literally THE biggest complaint, kind of the only one lol), and Sarcastic Hawke is LIFE.

Almost 4 years since this game came out and I never noticed that the first goat farted until I read your comment. This scene was already ridiculous.... now I am laughing all over again.

You weren't the only one that did

Haha yeah buddy I choked on my cone was funny as fuck

Also lil poop pellet comes out as well

WHAT omg now I’m a giggling fool

And thays why i made hime a greaysword made with Dawnstone

Also it's pretty good ,Like the stats are pretty good

9:59

I did that fot the same reason.

I have him in full pink armor and I didn’t even know he liked the color, that’s just perfect

Same.

It's so perfect.

Yes, exactly. I think he did design him literally to that kinda person. Mine was the same but that was accidental xd.

he's very pretty.

To bad there is a limit at how you can customize him. Only few voices and looks. Wished there was more to it. I can spend hours working on the character... did that in the past in BDO though I dropped out of it before the punching dragonlady came out.

crilleedara I don’t know*... I love him, but he reminds me of Zevran a lot lol 😂

Lmao 😂😂😂, Favorite comment

My excuse for why I have to murder hobo everything lol

Reading this comment after Trespasser, looking at Solas: Suureeeee

HOLY COW!!! Go Fen-Solas!!!

NeoDanomaru i see what you did there

nice

Plus he was from KIRKWALL- a place of competence and foresight clearly secure from blood mages and psycho Templars.

Violet Raven my thoughts exactly.

Considering the minor crash+reboot i needed to mentally do after "The Descent" i think youve got a point... i was floored for a good 10 minutes there, without being able to think properly

Dragon age: Inquisition "Well, Shit"

supervegito2277 that shit was so annoying I was literally going in circles around the dude for a solid half hour

or just the dragon age trilogy in general

nope

Ellie who says that in the nightmare? It’s Hawke’s armor but looks like Sebastian? Just a custom Hawke? I don’t know how many world states and playthroughs and I’ve never heard this line 😂

@@Poohzhunny you need a sarcastic Hawke.

Oh my god right as I read this he said it xD

Well she did reveal that she doesn't wear any...

Inquisitor: (Whispers) I'll tell you later.

@@CommisarHood Sera *smug face*

17:30 (just a time stamp, don’t mind me)

Little did she know he told Sera later in private cause he didn't want to be punched lol

Dwarven version: "Are all dwarves hilarious, or just Varric and you?".

nitehawk86 "the Inquisitor was a *funny* Qunari"

Pure Gamer Q Name one bioware character that funnier then hawke. Rhetorical question you can't.

Ryder.

deathrooster14 worm

...you don´t say... XD

Cullen: here's the Herald, here to speak about our current situation with the whole "Elder One" situation Herald: well... shit.

JolliRoger this conservation has turned to the moronic

@JolliRoger You know, they actually say it a few times in Dragon Age 2, as well. I think Varic says it the most.

Made even better by the fact there is literally a quest called Well, Shit

marcuspassi I just got it when he said it aloud. xD

I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 5 YEARS OMF

STILL FUNNY. 11/10 Sweet Antraste's Tits. I miss/love Sera and her shenanigans.

Omg, I laughed so hard!

i always do a second playthrough of the good bioware games as a woman and it was always a bit weird...but Sera's romance alone made it so much better than my male playthrough, she may be my fav bioware companion

So true, its fucking amazing.

He imitates Iron Bull too at one point and it’s funny and scary.

@@mayap_66 Makes me wish Sidney had imitated people in Grantchester, James Norton is surprisingly good at it.

Exactly

Yes! From the designers to the voice actors! Be proud of what you make AND be able to laugh your butt off at times!

Even at the expense of the quality of the story or other aspects ?

@@magnaesca165 Of course not! A lot of times it adds to the quality. Exhibit A: Dragon Age Inquisition.

@@CaffeMochaAngel And Dragon age: Origins!

@@madhouse2594 Of course!

Me to

I swear that's going to be my senior quote

Gabriela Torrellas an excellent quote indeed 👌

*HERE HERE!!!*

If he needs a cook, I am in too!

It actually has a strong impact on her romance. Almost all of the "Sera approves" options get increased returns if you're a female qunari (and some times dwarf), especially the romance options. And her introduction scene when youre a female qunari is changed a bit, not muhc, just a couple lines, but its still great.

@@trevorburke8660 Damn, and I had to make my first character a human...if I could switch my 1st character with my 2nd character... Either way, I love Sera! I call her my little "Spitfire!" Iron Bull's kick-ass too! I'm going to try to get together with Blackwell my 3rd playthrough!

Do it. Three years later, do it.

sooo, you do it?

I've played as a female qunari mage every time I've played this game so far, and her reactions are pure gold

lol

He asked her that? Ballsy. Did he forget how she knocked the winds out of him with a stick after the battle at Adamant Fortress? :D

Bull likes it rough, though, remember? ;)

Yeah, getting smacked around with a club like that is probably Qunari foreplay.

shotgunshells2 Well, he DID seem to feel a lot better after that ragegasm.

How very Elcor of BioWare to make such a title!

I admit I paused for a while to see if my game's glitched.

Perhaps the very fact he catapulted goats *AT* the building

Well that is the scene literally just before they have sex.

Holy hell, I lowkey think about your Inquisitor and Cassandra a lot, I ship them so hard. Awesome job on the video, by the way!

thanks! that's so sweet :D this is my canon inquisitor so she's my canon plus my favorite romance and i ship them really hard too lol

LOL If you posted a video just on their entire romance I swear I would watch the shit out of it.

Funny thing is i was actually gonna upload that a couple months ago but i forgot about it lol

Jay F-E British is perfect for sass :D

@@mduckernz It's perfect for everything. Especially for sarcastic comments and the like, but don't underestimate the power of some very sexually charged British bantering. Or adorable British collaboration. Really, British anything is great.

@Fizz I mean everyone does wish America doesn't exist but saying that all of colonialism is bad is a stretch

@@Alucard-gt1zf I think Africa would disagree with you there friend

@@jessieg58 because turning tribal nomads into people who live in city's was so bad

Sky Watcher needs a medal for that.

@@varric He ends up getting special awards if you send him on a diplomatic mission to stone-bear hold :P.

Hearing people roast Vivienne is my new religion.

Skywatcher slinging that rod for diplomacy.

It's PINK!

@@RevolverOcelot1 It's PRETTY!

@@loremasterdasmodeus8285 *_IT'S PINK_*

Anis BEng ITS! PRETTY!

I always tint the iron bulls armor pink.

Less funny and more sad and tragic

The more hilarious is the words "foremost experts in the Kirkwall Circle...". Yeah, expert in blood magic.

It's strange because I could swear whenever I do that quest Solas sounds differently saying it. Like quiet, curt and menacing.

@@user-yk9kh3xu5s Guess it depends on your friendship level?

@@fierytigergaming8112 I don't think I ever ended up on bad terms with him.

Right? Female inqustiror’s voice is so serious its not that funny

😏😏😏😏 you bet it has 😏😏😏

That's a very low-blow from someone as tall as Iron bull

That's a very low-blow from someone as tall as Iron bull

I did a double take when I heard that line in my own playthrough

Can't help but bust out laughing at that one

Isn’t that the summary of the entire Dragon Age Saga?

Bioware games on the nutshell.

Lol how did I not see this comment that's hilarious😂😂😂 and thanks :)

It’s pretty much a catchphrase in this game.

Or maybe a well shit shirt?

Let's get this comment to the top! Its EPIC😂

I'll die for that cause

aww thanks :) and yeah their one of my favorite things about him.

Please make a creation vid on your Inquisitor, he's literally the best elf I've ever seen.

He reminds me of Khalessis brother

im seriously crushing on you Jamie haha

smooth operator ^^^

And now their watch has ended.

In fairness, it ended well before this game. Some of us still have nightmares about DA2.

@@boru1982 Hey Sassy Hawke was an absolute treasure.

This moment was actually one reason why Sera is my least favorite party member. She literally kicked that guy to death for no reason.

@@DeltaSilver88 What? Harmond's a jackass. She has every reason to get mad at him. Didn't you even try to investigate?

Thats pretty average really

+Killerica5 i wonder how many times that's a dialogue option.

As many times as Shepard in mass effect says "I should go"

If we could have another extra party member, I'd put in Varrick

Its team The Big Gayyy

My main party was actually Dorian, Varric and Iron Bull. The snark never ended.

The first time I got that conversation, I was looking through an ocularum. The whole thing echoed and I think I split a side

lol

Hey, Winston, droopy-ears-says-what?

only me who cant watch sera kill harmond, at all? feel bad for him no matter what he's done. he's naughty, it's wonderful.

If your Inquisitor takes the Noble conversation option as a perk, you can take Harmond's lands for the Inquisition instead of killing him. Sera will approve of this since you've effectively knocked the noble down a notch.

TarotMage But then there wouldn't be any Bloodwine for the VICTORY BANQUET.

DO IT!! :< It's the best! (there are even more funny moments, these are just a few of them)

So far my most favorite characters are iron bull dorian and sera there so funny!

Alone under the stars forever Same here! love them! actually i like them all...even Vivienne...a little bit. ^^ But its always hard to choose who your inquisitor should be dating. Cause Dorian is cute af but if Inky romances him, there will be no Adoribull :< aah...decisions are hard.

I just ordered the game I can't wait! He is adorable, Why not both? 😋

this game is awesome.. pity you cant romance all of them and have like a confrontation like a soap :D

This game is a lesson in *life* my friend lol. 😂

Art

Probably my favourite fantasy game ever tbh

TheTARDISblue1 yes this is actual dialogue in the game

TheTARDISblue1 It's option 2. The "Sarcastic Route" of the beloved DA games. Sarcastic route is best route. ALWAYSSSS..

if she's not i'm gonna lose it. She should definitely be a rogue companion if they go with the "3 companions of each class" thing.

Omfg he'd look AMAZING

I'm honestly hoping we get to help Dorian and Maevaris with their little "fixing the Magisterium" scheme.

Thats from the dlc?

@Loven Tidus Shit, thanks, time to play again xd

That's not funny tho, that's romantic

@Loven Tidus Doesn't matter that much tbh.

@Loven Tidus Woah calm down.

XD bioware fucked it up elves are supposed to be the most beautiful race they made them ugly lol

Akasima 8 But thanks to mods, and KZfaqrs like fluffyninjalama, pretty player characters is possible.

@@starcrying6441 Zevran in Origins was gorgeous, though. In DA 2... Not so much.

This is Solas erasure

Not gonna lie, I'm kind of crushing on him lol

So play it! :)