Solas will probably blow up the world just to kill this guy.

@@snappycenter7863 excatly! I not finished the 3. (I am after wicked quest) but still i am with very goodship with solas even the inqu. Show the best side of humanity Well i hope there is will be a good cliffhanger or ending /reason about this because in writer side it is very good (i mean the characters is more complex there is no always Pure hero and Pure evil)

Also maybe it is just mean it is the canon inquisitor 😂😂😅

@@gipsymelody1268 Xd the inquisitor is something else

Now imagine what Solas would think if he saw "Hero" of Feralden that slaughters the dalish with the warewolves, lets entire Redcliffe village die because there are more pressing matters, agrees that all mages need to be killed in order to bring peace to the circle while siding with Branka and taking away souls from Dwarfs.

Man Kev OH LORD, ITS INQUISITOR FARQUAD!

Man Kev using your body as a KZfaq profile picture... You're a tool

just how is he a tool? lol if you work hard enough so that you look better than everybody, show it off

@Heart Fire thank you :D

Heart Fire Look better than everyone? There's a reason why he's not showing his face lmao

Wait... Where? XD

@@BrawlerDonna the very last clip 🤣 It was pretty funny!

@@PlanetLovingMom Oh! Thank you so much! ♥️ XD

I love when Blackwall does that~ Another reason to just run of the conversation instead of finishing it properly :')

Off into the sunset, bound to ruin more people's day. XD

Honestly, this is how I would play the game on my first start. Being an asshole in games is more fun than being the good guy, no restraints.

Hopefully in dragon age 4 they'll put a romancable dwarf in it.

I want him as a companion just so I can kill him. What an insufferable character this jerk inquisitor is lmao

You can romance gays, lesbians, bisexuals ,qunaries ...but no dwarfs in any of the dragon age games ... Why are not SJW mad about this one ? :D

Jožko Predkožka Oh trust me, we are.

Me too I want a companion who is just the biggest asshole, with no redeeming qualities. No joke...It will make me feel better about myself.

-Thug- Carta Life

He didn't choose the carta life.

Hahaha

Carta 4 Life

Grand Theft Carta.

vivienne suffers no fools. she was ready to kill someone for insulting you at her party.

Leo O'Connor further evidence vividness is just an asshole

Didn't Vivienne set up the marquis to confront you? In the ball where you met her, I mean.

@@farisanwari777 Where did you see that?

@@fizzlock I don't know about her setting anything up (though o don't doubt it) but she does kill someone at her own party in front of lots of people and no one says anything

2:53 is where he says it btw

Watching the whole list of disapprovals is so hilarious.

This inquisitor is hilarious, I'm sure even the demon of envy is like. "damn this guy is more evil than me"

@@abilawaandamari8366Evil HoF : Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

*Everyone GREATLY disapproves XD I do wonder if there is a single person that even slightly approves, the list didn't stop rolling, before it ended

And...there he goes.

That was way too perfect XD

I literally spat out my fking water

"I did."

😂

How do you trigger that interaction?

Brennen Myers I read it happens during Dorian’s romance

Brennen Myers one of Dorian’s personal quests. once you have enough friendship there’s a messenger who says Dorian was arguing with a merchant over an amulet. go to val royeaux (?) and go to talk to the merchant. not quite sure what you do to stab stab bc my inquis is too nice but like ,, p sure that’s the way u do it

gsimon123 universe EXE. Has stopped working

Yes.

gsimon123 shepard: ... inquisitor: ... shepard: fuck you inquisitor: fuck you too

No! The fabric of space and time can’t take such... such.... power

@@noble5856 I'm pretty much they would go along just well Inquisitor: I'm surrounded by stupid assholes Shepard: I'm the only one around you Inquisitor: What i said Shepard: You prick... i'm might use that one again tho Inquisitor: Be my guest, the level isn't really high even in space huh? Shepard: Coming from a dwarf... Inquisitor: I can punch you in the jewels you know that? Shepard: Don't bother, they are iron-solid *we'll bang okay? flashback* ("if he knew, i was pretty crazy back in the day") Inquisitor: *Hit him anyway* Inquisitor: Shit that hurt, last time i hit a stick it was not that hard, what did you do? Shepard: Punched that journalist before coming, it's my morning routine, you should try it, but whose stick did you punch tho? Inquisitor: Solas Shepard: That bald elf? Hitting the balls is a low blow, i like it Inquisitor: No i didn't, Solas IS the stick Shepard: ... Inquisitor... Shepard/Inquisitor: *Laugh in Cruelty* Shepard: well i still have this weird child and his army of spatial robot to kill, i'll have to go bro Inquisitor: Don't tell me about it, the Inquisition will not spread by itself *Walking away with explosion behind because Rules of Cool*

Yeah the only reason anyone stayed around that asshole was the hand. Without it, he would have been killed already.

The "___ slightly approves" are nice funny surprises in-between also

Yes lmao

@@ma1ist 90% of the times is Sera, classic.

2:54 😁

@@ma1ist absolutely, the approvals are actually the most entertaining :D

Fr that was savage

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bp-AfqWhrNOYkoU.html

OroborusFMA Phuccboi Dwarf

He already was. You remember what happened to Joffrey. 😂

he must replace Tyrone Lanester,!

OroborusFMA He takes the Iron Throne, spoiler

@@katemccormick9036 A jerky dwarf on the Iron Throne! Kneel before him!

*Groan*.

(Disgusted Noise)

I hate you

His hatred *dwarfs* his other feelings.

Lmfao

I KNOW

*being me feels great, like pulling on a warm pair of stockings*

I SNORTED, THIS SCENE KILLED ME THE MOST

Didn't watch the whole video, scrolled down and read this comment, literally in tears laughing for 2 mins straight.

I Died!

xDDDDD

Damn, man

Omg i was watching perfect timing

Poor Sutherland

I admit I used this answer while playing Ellana Lavellan, I was like: ,,Jeez, do I have to know every single human here?'' lol....

And being a dwarf... make it double!

Then how about Varric?

Lmao

People say a lot of dumb shit.

@@Fragenzeichenplatte that was a joke.....

Same. I've played the game three times and I can't do it. Unless it's Solas. That fade-humper can go fuck his staff

Have you played Trespasser DLC? You can really snark the shit out of Solas at one point in that.

" That fade-humper can go fuck his staff" You, sir, win the internet. Bravo.

Exactly...I'M WEAK!!!! Just watching this hurts...Dx

As funny as it is to watch this I know that I'd never be able to play like this in any game. I simply can't help but answer like I would in real life. This means that I would be willing to please people and listen to their problems as long as it doesn't make me a pushover or threaten my goals. I can accept the reasoning of this inquisitor because his methods do get results but alienating yourself from those trying to help you will backfire when it really matters. History says that guys like this eventually get stabbed in the back no matter how good they were at their jobs.

I didn't even catch that. That's glorious!.

Yeah it was like a kid dancing whit is mom

And then he serves her swift justice

You mean dancing in her cleavage? My god, I lost my shit when I realized that 😂😂

true, still 100%better than the rich tits that don't actually do anything about it whilst still filling up their pockets.

Sera would have been my fav character if she had a meaningful arc and learned something, but nope, she just sticks to her attitudes and prejudice like the moron she is. It's particularly frustrating if you're playing as an elf. I guess it makes the world more believable to have a character who's just too dumb to change.

@@eln5343 I have lost so many friends because of this. They were always in a predicament as most people are, I pointed their failures and shortcomings and where they needed to improve, all constructive criticism without any ego behind it. They always would look at me as if I were a demon, and the relationsgip would fizzle out, not returning phone calls, not wanting to hang out, etc. Eventually I would learn that people just love wallowing in misery and general weakness and that thise people are just lower tier than others. The worst offenders are the first ones to say they can "take" the criticism.

@@swordshield3321 You are better off without them. They were not really your friends.

@@swordshield3321 If everyone left you then maybe it's you who is the asshole who wallows in misery and weakness. No one can stand a person who constantly complains. Have you ever looked at yourself? Have you taken their criticism? Clearly not. It's all their fault and you have done nothing wrong. To you, they are just too stupid to see your genius.

It's like if you hit your sibling and they give you a look as if to say "I'm telling mom!"

@@nicoleclee7718 So true.

Reminds me of that game of thrones scene where Tyrion slaps Joffrey in season 1.

@@lifedevice which one? Lol

It's very Mexican telenovela lol

I always liked Vivienne. I mean I never used her but I liked her sensible attitude, and her mannerisms were funny.

he said exactly what I felt. Wish there was a renegade interrupt to kill Vivienne off by pushing her off the balcony

@@Not-an-Alien right lol NEVER used her but she was the bae i wish i coulda romanced

Not when it comes to Vivienne, no. Everything to make her more miserable is a worthy goal.

@@DraculaCronqvist which is why there HAS TO b an option to kill off the snobby black bowling ball and annoying elven chav in DA4

I fucking love that guy.

@@blakechandler167 and who is he?

Duels were duels tp the death. Otranto was dead by the end of the duel

.........I ship it :P

@@EnclaveColonel he dies on the funny, very proud of he

Where and when does this happen?

@andrew bauer You have to romance Dorian to get that quest.

Ahh ok thanks!

Beware of dwarves. I wish Elgar'nan was still alive to push them back to their hideous blighted caves. Let them have their own feuds based from their caste.

THIS! ROFLMAO

Same!

SPOILERS

😂

@@cokelane5720 hahahaha

Also the fact that he turn away makes it much more hilarious

Poor Cully Wully

Got em

Being mean to Cullen of all people is something I’m incapable of

Unless it’s Origins or DA2 Cullen. Him I can be sorta mean to

It doesn't change at all.

Zelda, right? Their dialogue does, but no real impact on the game.

Dystopia Music Leave it, they're DA:O fanboys, they won't be swayed.

My only issue with this game and the series as a whole is ive never been a fan of its combat. Outside of that, gotta love shit like this

@Kleptonic She doesn't leave. She finds herself in the bottom of a bottle.

Leliana and Cassandra, because they didn't want to claim responsibility (Cassandra is technically the leader of the Inquisition, being Justinia's Right Hand) when they should have once things go south so they have a scapegoat for that. I wouldn't blame an Inquisitor being a jackass for that.

Jason I laughed harder at this comment than anything else in this section. Congrats! LMAO

AYY LMAOO

You deserve more likes good ser

Commenting this in the hopes it will be bumped up higher in the comments 😂😂😂

@AlreadyWon it's a joke, dipshit. Take that stick outta your ass

*Greatly Disapproves*

Yeah, and he later chopes off your hand

+Олег Егоров i think thats star wars

Whaaaat? Does he betray you?

Hope Basden spoiler alert

Best comment here

EarFarce4 Thor proceeds to pick up said dwarf and chuck him through the air🤣

@@gicicco567Iron Man catches him and both proceed to flip off Thor.

[NQZATR] o

I did too

the inquisition will be a force to rival any other and *rule in my name* >:))) lmfao

What is there to like? He's an asshole who doesn't give a fuck about anyone.

*[Everyone Disliked That]*

If Morrigan was a companion like in Origins: "Morrigan slighty disapproves."

She deserves it

that was the least Viv deserves, I wanted to tie her up and go hire some Ramsey Bolton type character to go to town on her. Both Vivienne and Arl Howe are just as evil as each other.

Vivian is a stuck up bitch

Not gonna lie I almost felt bad... But then reality set in how she was an arrogant bitch. 1. She wanted the circles restored without a bar for her fellow mages to receive fair treatment. She could have set a standard. (Circles were beneficial, but didnt have rightsfor mages.) 2. Her experience in the circle was good and she lived in a mansion. She just simply assumed everyone should have her mindset. 3. She was the First Enchanter aka the first mage to get a seat and become respected and still wanted power. She was basically a queen/dictator when it came to mages. She didnt use her political background to really benefit anyone but herself. 🤔🤔 Don't get me wrong I loved her attitude and her poise, but she had some fucked up morals.

@Lucas Dias NANI!!!! I have never had a run where I put her as divine!!! I always chose Leliana?? SOOOOOO she actually does a great job as divine and her only negative feedback is her demeanor and poise? I always loved her mannerisms and flair but heavily criticized her position and morals. Thats actuallt refreshing to hear. Also I know she wasnt "In control of all the mages." She is just an important figurehead etc.

haha i said the same thing! i think he has napoleon complex XD

Common mistake! Napoleon wasn't short! He was 5'7 which is considered average height especially back in the 18th century. Also the british propaganda machine made him look intentionally smaller.

Archangel i know.

Sam Lucas you obviously didn't

Archangel so my history teacher who i had an argument with was wrong?

The burn was far too intrusive. It may never heal. LOL

+L Faraone If she ever had feelings, he definitely snatched them away... along with her edges.

PoofySpoofy Hey, that was important for her, wasn't it?

Maybe she should have explained her case instead of having us assume...

I would do the same to vivienne. Deserves It

Alex LoCurto me too

Cassandra: "You said you don't believe you're the Herald of Andraste...does that mean you do not believe in the Maker?" Inquisitor Swanson: "I'm a practicing None-of-your-*******-business."

this is my favorite comment

Top comment, I'm dying laughing get help XD

Oh my god I'm crying! Best comment ever and so true 😂

ikr? I saw this and was like, meh why not? Seeing a douchey angry dwarf inquisitor was just too entertaining to stop XD

Exactly lol

Yes probably since Sten and morrigan seem to like your dialogue and the original game if you're a jerk at the time and go around killing people.

@@christyshultz6443 Yes i remember when i punched the mother and killed the boy, Sten went to pay respects to me later.

Borbála Czinkos ..."Assquisitor"?.... You won everything.

The next scene: punches Solas in the face.

By far the best in the game.

Its the same as the human male? lol

Wigiloco zambi Default voice for the human and Elf Inquisitor is the British voice, default one for Dwarf and Qunari is this one

American male (need to check his name) and British female (Alix Wilton-Reagan) are the absolute best for each gender.

@@amberhernandez Jon Curry is his name, believe it or not he also provided the voice of Zevran in Dragon Age: Origins and Dragon Age II.

Me also.

Yes, you are.

I love his *gasp* face when you punch him. lol

"You're my bitch now, elf-boy."

*IKR* LMFAOOO

And then... the dlc lol

Chillkrokette that had to be the funniest 😂

And it was so brilliant. Bravo The best part of this video

he's looking straight into her "soul"

Pretty much anything with a dwarf is hilarious.

Acting in a manipulative way is not the best way to point out the problem of being manipulative. If he wants her to fail then why does he want her around? Why should she stay?

Sera not sara.

You would of had to delibaretly flirt with him

Lolz.

cassandra sex sceneS>>>>

Lol you are a pewd’s nice guy !

"Accidental". I trust you

Normal, well-adjusted people just say "no, I don't know" or "what happened". You do realize that people can know about an event without being there, right?

@@Fragenzeichenplatte What? XD

@@gzapray7203 Huh? XD

Omg the last one! X-D

Same 😅

@@sneakybastard3556 Why is this coming from someone called "sneakybastard"? 😂

You're not a coward if you say something to someone who truly deserves it. That's me whether irl or in video game, don't give a damn about the approval system.

IKR! No- one is mean to my Cully- Wully!!

I think that's reasonable - at the end of the day however much of a jerk you to most of your companions they will be ok in their own ways they're strong people with a strong sense of their own destiny and things - Blackwall and Cullen are fragile and in a way so is Leilana certainly her soul is so the decisions that affect them are all the more heart-rendering because of it. You may get to punch Solas and Dorian in the face but you can destroy Cullen, Blackwall and destroy what's good about Leilana and let her because a person that is the worst side of herself and spoilers ahead you can teach the Iron Bull the wrong things too with some pretty horrible consequences.