Exactly! 😂

I don't understand the product tho?

5:27 Nick Jenkins had the perfect reaction when she made the Steve Jobs comparison!

Just a bullshitter like that Sunil the sandwich dude.

You're all heart, James :)

i dont get the joke. like not trying to agro but legit no idea

@@mynamejeb8743 The joke is that everyone who has kids say this

@@mynamejeb8743 They're trying to come across as passionate and determined because of the fact they have children to provide for, when all they're really doing is saying they've had unprotected sex, in this case 4 times.

Yeah, people without kids tend not to say this 🤣

Aye the ones that really mean it though, those are the real ones

😂😂😂😂😂❤️

Sarcasm?

@@pilotactor777 Not at all dude wtf

Maybe with a duet by Peter and Deborah

Soundtrack available everywhere now

The music made me want to blow my brains out lol

Same but, there's been worse, like the singing ones, a chick wrote a song and sang it in the middle of her pitch and it was terrible

Sameeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

True. I felt so uncomfortable

"now that the guinea pigs have left" ... the narrator could probably have chosen better words lol.

She got put her in place so hats off to Debra & she’s quite annoying tbh .

I can’t believe people would go to pitch a business without knowing the basic numbers.

And that's why Deborah's the best

I love DM! My favourite.

Bahahaha best thing I've read today!

Ouch but IKR. Most of the Dragons started straight up laughing. Her: Prepare for a transformation miracle! Reality: Several overweight housewives waddle out.

Literally couldn't tell the difference.

They were equally beautiful before and after. After - they were beautiful and slightly less comfortable.

And they always make the ”before” images so ugly with bad lighting and poor posture lmao

Ouch

fkin' awfool response and rude from DM...

that one there was a v... personally I wouldn't have it

You know they need the numbers, how can you go in without having it ready to go. DM’s comment was justified, the question was not ‘what do you believe the product is going to do’ All she asked for was NUMBERS

@@tomaszhoekstra7357 That's not the point but Ok,,, lol

can I have a medal aswell pretty please with a cherry on top

That’s what happens when you start handing out “participation awards” for everyone. The real world doesn’t work like that.

@@shelbymanners6729 Okay boomer

@@oxymoron02 Awww.....Did that hurt your little feelings, snowflake ❄️?

Full time mummies be like

too difficult to remember ;P Just think of how many people forget their PINs every day!@

Could do worse. Could confuse being out for being in like _some_ people

it blows my mind that there are people in the world who don't obsessively watch this show on their lunchbreaks

@@trs8696 She is too busy wrapping herself in cling film and spinning in circles thinking she magically transformed herself into Linda Carter as Wonder Woman.

This is why it's important to pitch with at least two people. That way, it's highly unlikely that they both have mental blocks at the same time

I love it! I live for drama. But you're right, the dragons don't run charities, they're there to make money.

@Graham Aidan lol This is so random 😂😂

Precisely. And yours are spelling and grammar, now back to class immediately! ✍️

@ In my garage wear some shorts.... Try the Pyramid Scheme as you clearly want a quick buck just like your ex girlfriend

@Nexxol haha you like to troll people 😂😂

(In entrepreneur’s head) Entrepreneur: Steve Jobs did it - which means I can too! Dragon: here’s my check book - go nuts!

And you know the camera is zooming in on Peter the tech guy

@Colleen Kelly that was my face too

Steve Jobs himself would have gone home penniless; Stealing other peoples ideas and putting them on the market with somebody elses brandname. They would have never believed he would have been able to fool the market into believing he was an innovator. Nor would they have believed he wasn't going to be sued to bits for all the copyrights and trademarks he broke.

And the nail in the coffin is when they start crying when things go wrong

Probably they did but was editted away. A lot is editted away from these videos.

Funny how they didnt use layman language when asking about her margin. Honestly, both sides were complete opposites, like oil and water trying to mix. Her expression was that of a brick wall when asked her margin. Seeing that, you'd think they would have reworded to just ask, "how much did it cost to make your supply, and how much do you sell it for? How much does the company cost to keep running?" And do a quick calculation. But instead battered her with business language she didnt understand while each dragon enjoyed dangling the lifeline of a mentor in her obviously desperate face until she broke down. After that, she went on autopilot and did what the world has taught her works for most women, crying and a manipulative plea of "help me save my children from repeating my own broke past!". It looked to me like the dragons were some very bored cats playing with a very vulnerable mouse caught between them all. She did go on to continue building the company and make money, and it's too bad Covid shut the company down in the end.

​@@Ben111778 dude it's all edited. They probabaly did break it down into Lehman's terms for her

It's always funny

Ikr. Steve Jobs of all people LOL. Two worlds of difference.

That teacher lady who was working with improving handwriting brought up Apple and Samsung stylus and damn, that was super! 😂

@@chinmayravindrashah that was ridiculous 🤣🤣

Humble is always best

Low punch.

@@helenaville5939 agree. It's a positive!

So is Theo.

Of course! Shes special, she has.. CHILDREN.

@@ImageSlayer Special alright !

They edited in the word guinea.

@@jonbedker5229 🤣🤣🤣

That was inappropriately hilarious. Don’t know why but it is! 😂

🤣🤣🤣

im a mother of 56 children and i approve this message

@@hurdur6828 56? Are you a mouse?

You’re using it now.

@@kingzoe5534 clever

It's a woman's trait to appeal for pity. My dad brought me up on his own and never mentioned it.

"Stay OUT of my territory" - Jenny

"I liked it" - finale Walter White

@@elwyn5150 I knew my figures, I was good at it.

I'm the one who knocks on the door at night...

Flynn’s alright as long as he gets breakfast

It annoys me that she (and presumably many other people) thinks that Apple (and Steve Jobs in particular, even though he wasn't an engineer) invented the concept of a phone that plays music.

And Peter at 5:31

They didn't like that comment because they were Steve jobs special interests.

xoxo

Bruh Pizza Jones' face after she said that...

Completely agree. There's one thing having an emotional story to help drive you on. And there's another having a sob story to try and earn some pitty. This seemed like the latter, for sure.

check

Absolutely. People who really fight for their kids and struggle to succeed cry AFTER they get what they wanted or needed (Think about will smith in pursuit of happiness) and not BEFORE. And psychology aside, showing how needy you are plainly and simply puts you in the worst negotiating position you could be, in which your potential partner knows he can squeeze you because you really need to make a deal.

Unfortunately for these sympathy cravers, that tactic REALLY doesn’t work in business.

People in these comments really be telling on themselves with how callous they are. People are allowed to have emotions; and if you think those emotions are fake it says more about you than it does about them ;)

Yup. It's the equivalent of the amazing ideas you have when you're half asleep and you think they're worth billions, and you're sure of it, except when you're awake and actually conscious to put them in more definite terms, you realise it was moronic. Except she's half asleep all the time - in her mind when she doesn't have to define and actually spell them out, the numbers are great.... seemingly, to her.

@K B lol..if they lost weight they would not need this. Or if they are comfortable they would not need it.

@K B Kloe? Guess she couldnt afford a Kendell or Kim Insta post

She clearly didn’t though

i wish Jenny was there

At least write them down

Or written on her hand maybe?

Pretty much 80% of all women... when in trouble play the tears and victim card...

@@royfr8136 df

@@royfr8136 Find a therapist, talk out your issues, or you'll never feel truly satisfied in a relationship for the rest of your life - from what you present, to me personally.

@@royfr8136 id put it at maybe 25-30%. I also have an ENORMOUSE HEMMMAROID

Yea I kind of thought the same thing although I feel like I could forget the numbers under pressure also

Couldn’t agree more, well said! It’s funny how those tears quickly dried up after the pitch

Well, the waterworks are what her parents and world in general have taught her works in situations of need, and I agree, despicable. Her expression was genuine desperation when a dragon mentioned she needed someone to walk her through big business, which is exactly what drove her there with out considering everything they were going to hit her with if she was to be successful at finding a mentor in that room. Her expression was that of a brick wall on her face when Deborah asked her about margins. You could see she didn't understand the question at all. I dont think she actually went over her numbers before going into the den, or maybe ever. Because anyone paying attention to their numbers can at least say "I spent this much on manufacturing the product, this much product sold, this much on the logistics and company, and we cleared this much from it all in the end of that fiscal year."

I actually fully expected her to claim she was about to faint for a last ditch attempt at sympathy and attention lol

This is one of the few shows where that doesn't work. And I love it.

Don't forget the "not having privilege" bit.

Lol, I grew up poor so I made sure that I make 6 figures as an adult and will only have 2 kids max.

@@wackybrattyxYou can have 3 if spread out over time.

😂

She's relying on one of them to rake in big bucks and look after her for life

As someone who lives in the American southeast, this crap is entirely too common. I blame it on the government supporting them just for having kids. One lady came in my store and had literally 2,000 dollars worth of food stamps. All for having kids. No job, no marketable skills, just a baby factory. Meanwhile as a single male with no kids, I get taxed to hell and back, and couldn’t get any form of help when my doctor took me out of work for 6 months to do surgery on my hands.

She's also very smart and good at drilling down to the facts, she's always the ones that goes over any contracts or other documents they have and finds what she needs to find.

I married a woman like Deborah, bloody glad I did.

@@Person01234 She reads Contracts and Lengthy Patent Documents quicker than you can say DEBORAH. She must be WONDER WOMAN.

I liked both Sarah and Deborah here, they found a way to acknowledge the good while being really clear what was missing. Great people

I wish Deborah was my mum ...Or my wife

@@lukegale7812 Why not both? ;)

@@ecos889 🤨

@@ecos889 okay Oedipus

@@lukegale7812 those are low standards imo lol

He was very perplexed.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh"

😂😂😂

This is exactly my reaction

😂😂😂😅

Hi

@@ecowavepowerelectricityfro128 Hello

I can't watch. She also looks like a brat who hasn't been challenged before.

She's too emotional, the line about being passionate about her business has long gone past, she may not have many options left

Imagine working with her...

To be fair a lot of things politics etc. emotional pitches are used. Smart ones won’t fall for it though.

Oh trust me, I run a company and I've got no clue what so ever. I hire an accountant to deal with all that stuff.

@@kimkimpa5150 I will bet you would know them before this type of presentation though. Maybe she should have them on a card or written them on her hand.

Stress is hell of a drug. I sometimes struggle to tell my name for a few seconds because only thing i could think of is that i need to think things other than having to think other things.

Now that's how you use examples. Talking about the number of rooms when you sell a house expains very well what the most relevant facts are when selling a business model.

@@kimkimpa5150 so how can you possibly make good decisions if you don’t understand what the impact is going to be on turnover or profit? If you’re not just bragging and really do run a business then you’ve either been lucky or are riding on someone else’s coat tails up until now, based on this comment!

Indeed

True.

Nah it was a really poor product and a dismal pitch. Touker would never have invested

i don’t know, i think she crumbled too much. things went pretty south after she couldn’t even explain how much her company was turning over annually.

No he wasn't going to

That's if she's ever home, she's always out.

Theres no magic way to shed 50lbs especially in the face lol

Before 👯‍♂️ After 👯‍♂️ 🤣🤣🤣

The main difference is simply the clothes they are wearing. They are all wearing black in front of the dragons which is a slimming colour.

It just smooths things out, makes things look rounder instead of lumps here and there, sleeker.

Diets and a good lifestyle would help more.

Lol 😂

So??? Is it not human to feel hope??? Have a heart

@@braydauman1254 i think you misunderstood the point I was trying to make. Its certainly human to feel hope and Deborah played into that on purpose to hurt the lady worse than just saying "I'm out" she built the hope on purpose to use it against the lady pitching

Oh ur right. Very sad to do that 😔

Lol oh Rory where ever he is with his seaweed and the best job in the world I hope he is still happy lol 😂

Yeah.. 1.5mil valuation and doesn't know any numbers, not much for investors to go on..

Debra: oops, so has my wallet

The look on her face spoke a libraries worth of words. That open mouth, confused, lost and desperate looking over into blank space as if she had just been asked to solve Newtons 3rd law of thermodynamics using nothing but some pebbles and a length of string was the end of it for me. She isn't just out of her depth, she is drowning before she ever got into the pool, she is looking at the sign telling her the pool is 5 miles away and instantly thinking "OMG I'M DROWNING HELP HELP SOMEONE SAVE ME" and the other people on the bus are looking at each other sideways wondering what loony bin she just came from.

First pressure point and she choked.

@@ninjalokust are you ok?

I know, these are very basic numbers, how can you possibly go on Dragon's Den for investment without the first clue about your own business? It beggar's belief!!

@@ninjalokust Bwha! Ha! Ha! 😂😂😂😂 Nice one, and en pointe. She didn't just have a "brain freeze"; it was glaringly obvious, with her deer-in-the-headlights expression, that she had absolutely no clue what Deborah was asking her.

Hahaha😂😂😂

Top class..they should have Christopher Walken narrate this show.

Except the costume change halfway!

as Aishwarya Rai once famously noted: "They call it Bollywood because B stands for Bombay and ollywood for Hollywood"

brown person enter the den and already the indian movie comments have come in

😝

It was a mini movie called mujhe paisa chaheye🤣

😂😂 agreed

Right

The modern term for that is “victim blaming”.

😂😂😂 yeah

I loved his reaction at the beggining when she said she was the CEO

Exactly. A sob story about not being educated isn't going to cut it in business, neither are tears. Educate yourself on those basic numbers and how to calculate them! It's gob smacking how time and time again people walk into the Den thinking they don't need those basic numbers, and Deborah shuts them down. Every. Single. Time. (and rightly so).

who is chloe kardashian..? is she famous for changing the world is she ..?

We'll see your croc tears one day too.

I am glad I’m not the only one who noticed that.

🤣🤣🤣that comment decked me

Don't need an education, just need a brain.

Yeah, funny she had the privilege of having kids, though - four times!

You people are horrible. Karma gets you back for being malicious.

@@Maitreya888 butt hurt on the comment section 🤣🤣🤣💣

*knock, knock* Open up, lady - it's social services! Lady: Right...ama start selling knickers!

How? What did he do, just made phones operate like kids and teen toys with playskool interfaces but you're gonna vehemently defend him because he rides atop a mountain of banks right? (well, not anymore obviously). He didn't even invent the 1st modern touchscreen phone; LG did, lol. He was the 1st mass-credit stealer, I'll give him that

@@netweed09 there’s always one XD

@@theactualcanadian8300 To state the facts. Why, are you shy of good information? Did Google fall out with you? What's wrong?

@@netweed09 you’re not worth the time

@@theactualcanadian8300 Thanks for your time. Now, go away and educate yourself in everything instead of tagging along and shilling blindly to street names

Guess he doesn't have hs reading glasses on, he wears hjs distance glasses for thr show instead.

She should have also mentioned racial abuse and mental health problems

@@Chi_Vid1 ah yes, victim mindset

@@Chi_Vid1 why are you bringing up something that didn’t happen Karen

@@PikaPluff Very rude, I'd like to speak to your manager! Yes...mr manager? This comment is RAAAW!

@@Chi_Vid1 She should also have thrown in the transgender agenda too for good measure.

iMout

Yes. In particular, give him a volume raise because you can barely hear him over the music

Chloe Kardashian will do anything for you if you paid her for it!

I'd imagine they're not allowed to read from a script that way they slip up more thus making the show better to the producers

There were too many Skid Marks in her pitch.

it was just out of shape

I feel sorry for your children - for their parent goes in KZfaq comment sections to offer psychological assessments

I also imagine it has something to do with figuring out profitability, a lot of nonsense figures are revealed through the number questions.

I wish Deborah was my mum. Or my wife

Ya she's great. Never cruel like the rest of them can be, she's just a smart lady and see through lots of the crap.

I was just thinking, Id rather just loose weight. These things are like a man stuffing a sports sock down his drawers.

The pitch was really good tbf, maybe she had a brain freeze or was hiding something. The way she told the story made it investable and the way she brought in the models I thought was timed right - not too lengthy. Pity she didn't have her figures straight.

Maybe she sold out for millions, and is now living through this lockdown on a tropical island? One can hope.

@@arfanmedni7294 😂😂 nah back to her council house

Nah, back to the daycare centre unfortunately

shes probably just frustrated at herself

Finally, someone with at least a little bit of empathy

Nah she didn't know anything it was obvious.

I agree

Yeah she says so herself, "I never finished school" or the likes.

How do we make this request appear like an ad to the uploader?

True. I'm refreshing my online sale page 10 times a day every day. Those numbers even haunt me when im asleep

You think that people would have realised that this is the most common question by the dragons

Yea and surely not cellulite.

Right?! She seemed mean!

And I'm all here for it.

Desperation

No offence but it’s always the Pakistani Asians who compare

@@lovefood6651 offence taken