"Because I'm gay I have to stand in the balls" I almost fell off my fucking chair

Starting your redemption story with "My other girlfriend" prob isnt the best

The unsung hero of this story is the guy running around towns stealing gold beggars accounts.

I love that he tries to defend his scumbaggery by being a bigger scumbag. "Look, I know I could've gotten her fired, but in my defense I also cheated on my girlfriend and almost killed my other friends by driving while intoxicated"

That first story was the finest example of the Dunning-Kruger effect that I have ever seen.

i wonder how many people who have had their drama story read have stopped watching preach after he calls them out on how terrible of a person they are lol.

"and then i got stabbed, donated all my organs and currently i am just a brain residing in a jar" was the sentence i was hoping more and more for the deeper we got into his "redemption"

That first story sounds like a wannabe chad wrote a fanfic of a story he actually heard on Drama Time. Wtf.

a person so toxic, even weed doesn't want them to smoke it.

TLDR; I mistreated my entire guild until they left. Something something brutal....something something blaming females for playing games

So Saurfang wasn't the only warrior hiding in the Swamp of Sorrows.

I'm quite certain that Blizzard has never ever suspended a person for any amount of time for a mistake in their payment processing. If the sub went through on another card, he can keep playing without any penalty. If the sub expired because the payment was faulty, he isn't banned, he just doesn't have an active sub. Everything about that part is bollocks.

For those who don't know, let me explain why the WW Axe is better than the other options. Rage is generated based on damage done. It doesn't matter how fast your weapon is, it's the damage per second that converts to rage per second, so a faster weapon won't generate more rage if the average DPS is the same. This is, of course, not accounting for the Unbridled Wrath talent, but it's not much of a difference between two handed weapons -- it only matters for dual wielding, which you should not do while leveling due to the 19% miss penalty. Your attacks that do instant weapon damage are stronger if your weapon damage is higher. While the DPS of the Axe and Sword are practically the same, your instant-damage attacks are not the same. Since your rage-per-second are the same between a slow and a fast 2h of the same DPS, that means you can cast abilities like Whirlwind -- which do instant weapon damage -- equally as often, but those hits will be harder on a weapon with a higher damage stat. More frequent damage (and thus rage) updates are nice, since waiting 3 and a half seconds to get enough rage to press a button when you need it *now*, such as while tanking, does suck -- it will never be the reason you fail, it'll just make things that tiny bit harder when it happens. Meanwhile, you're doing so much more damage that it outweighs the occasional "C'mon, c'mon, I need to hit Whirlwind to get aggro back!" moments you might have. I'll prove it with actual math to show you *just how good* the difference is. Variables: SPD = weapon speed WDMG = average weapon damage (can be found with WDPS*SPD, or averaging the damage range) WDPS = average weapon DPS (listed on the weapon, but also found with WDMG/SPD) AP = attack power FDMG = final damage (after attack power is added) FDPS = final DPS (after attack power is added) Sword Stats: SPD = 2.9, WDMG = 103, WDPS = 35.5 Axe Stats: SPD = 3.6, WDMG = 128, WDPS = 35.6 Final DPS formula: FDPS = WDPS + (AP/14) Final DMG formula: FDMG = FDPS * SPD With this in mind, let's compare the sword and the axe. On my level 41 Human Warrior, with my WW Axe equipped and with a rank 4 Battle Shout active, I had an Attack Power stat of 591. Sword FDPS = 35.5 + (591/14) = 77.7 Sword FDMG = 77.7 * 2.9 = 225.4 Axe FDPS = 35.6 + (591/14) = 77.8 Axe FDMG = 77.8 * 3.6 = 280.1 Axe - Sword = 24.7 The Axe does an extra 24.7 damage per hit (round to 25). Whirlwind will hit up to 4 targets, so that's an extra 100 damage in 4+ AoE every 10 seconds. With Mortal Strike's 6 second CD, that's an extra 25 every 6 seconds as well. There's just no contest.

“You think everything you do is brutal” haha!

5 minutes in and i already despise the storyteller in the first drama -_-

"I am 25" "I cried cause the flat screen pc monitor i had had a button on the bottom insterad of the front" Something dont add up, those were around when he was like 12... he woulda been old enough to know better...

I agree 5 mins in I wanted him purged from the realm and wipe his purgatory from the existence of our realm and souls of the lives he has entombed with pain

Hey Preach, just letting you know that I love the content. Always get lots of good laughs from drama time. Keep it up! BAM!

wasn't onboard with the chargin for water till i saw his picture. you do you man

Finally preach you need to post these more often

this drama time is superb ! i approve !

Once a scumbag, always a scumbag. There is no redemption.

'If you're dodging shit, straight scumbag' Rogue in classic WoW here, can confirm that scumbags are the best at dodging, :)

I see drama time thumbnail I hit like before watching.

AS A aider, i reccormend paying the staying alive track, Do your chest compressions to the beat. On adults you need to go very hard, On smaller people and babies espeically you need to be very light, One person I know acutlly saved their baby brothers life with cpr. I think this shit needteaching in schools as its genuinly a life saving skill.

"...and technically died" loooooool really going for the sympathy.

Preach preaching the word( about em mages)

That first story, a story. I would bet money on it. He is also a narcissist.

Been playing WoW since I was 16. Me being a woman was never a problem. I don’t know how it gets this crazy!

He's guilty

Man that’s bringing the wow toxic people to a whole new level...

you actually can go up the waterfall, take the path to the left (facing the waterfall from the bottom) lol

It almost hurts to listen to this story (part two), lol, did he really think we'd believe this kinda story?

love your vids man

Jesus this kid in the 2 part story is the fucking WOOOOOOORST

This first story omg.....this guy might be the dude who was standing on top of the train or climbing big ben.....

sounds like this guy might've suffered some brain bam!-age in the crash

getting your guild rep to hateful

No-one who actually smokes 'the pot' would refer to it as 'the pot'.

Amazing First story

blizz gave shaman quest to warriors and the reason the sword is there is to cover their fuckup

Mike is there a way to have your PG logo rotate or something? I've binged so much drama time my last phone had that logo burned into the screen lol. Keep up the great work!!

an hour in and i just noticed it's 1hr46, no sleep it is

BAM, GUILTY.

15:55 yes, I agree. just torch it like teldrassil and leave

I actually chose the mace on my first warrior because I thought it looked the best. And everyone had the axe and I wanted to be different. I was also like 12. Atleast the mace was still fairly slow.

Some Wicken broad cast a curse on my family like a decade ago. Must be one of those long game spells because I’m still waiting

That first kid made is a million times worse by blatantly lying during his "redemption" story. There is no way in hell that he's an actual 25 year old--unless his parents coddled the fuck out of him.

BAM!

That mage is too nice. My mage drops people into Dalaran crater.

had the sword in vanilla, and later the mace on an alt in vanilla, the whirlwind axe is ugly. Got it now because im a minmax nerd now.

Its gets worse the longer i listen

"everyone and their mothers"

100% BS mate, BAM!

this dude is a troll legend

Imagine getting bullied by a Gnome.

Off with his head!

the one from the how girls kill wow story reminds me of myself lol

Omg that first guy is a legend hahaha!!! Had me in stitches, what a dude!

Shows like this make me miss The Tribunal in LoL

I like the Portal Mage.

Leveling a warrior in Classic now. Level 45, just replaced WW Axe with Executioner's Cleaver after having my only Ravager drop in 10+ runs ninjaed by a hunter.

LOL Preach. There's a difference between a stranger saying "port to orgrimmar yo" and "Hey man can you plz port me to org?". Same goes for water. Party members, it goes without saying that I do it, obviously.

52:00 ish mark. Stupidity has a way of writing itself out of the gene pool. It failed on this occasion lol.

I don't believe it. It's too much.

wonder if attempt number 3 at death with take him. because idk if anyone would but upset if it did. harsh but not un true.

*BAM*

i bet the guy who chose the sword over the axe chose team scryor

First story was probably fake lol, discord wasn't around til halfway through WoD

Took me a moment to realize that he was talking about the first story in the second story

Wow... OP 1 is such a low-tier human being.

Guilty!

was the guy wielding a sword over an axe playing classic in current year or was he playing vanilla? cuz how fucking hard is it to type into google "sword vs axe on warrior in classic" ??????????????

Preach must think his baby was ugly :( terrible for a father to do :(

the meme potential of 1:11:47 is off the charts

discord: Initial release May 13, 2015 World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor: November 13, 2014 so I doubt that someone was on discord during MoP

No ones ever died from weed except of course this guy lol

Plebs weapon speed is normalized in classic wow also

lol that was a good one

The chat is a harsh mistress.....

but but sword spec nope that's not enough to justifiy the whirlwind sword

Rune of Portals is 40s btw

4 30 am. worth

Man best episode ever. The sequel to last weeks lol. That guy asking for redemption and forgiveness. Rofl. Dude you cheated on every girlfriend you ever had then you’re devastated that two girls cheated on you later. Karma. Then you blame league of legends rofl. I actually don’t believe half of the story. Seems like such twihard fan fiction. Still the most entertaining thing I’ve ever heard.

Made fun of terrorism.. "you kind of did" ??? WTF how is that a bad thing??

As someone who is a jewish gamer, i wish they had banned him longer.

That guy definitely comes across as a douchebag but I have to commend him for making me laugh the most out of any drama time yet.

Wow Classic was supposed to be about going back to the old days, when people were new to the game, and look at this community shaming someone for not knowing Game Mechanics

WHO SELECTS THE SWORD?!!!

Facepalms non-stop facepalms

Barf guilty

1:02:56 i LOLed hard

Is it just me or is his hair growing back?

19:00 HAHAHAHAH

I think George RR Martin wrote this with the # of names.

He destroyed a guild, called a baby ugly, begged for gold AND he is a griefer of low level quest zones? Does seem like the typical griefer yes

This cant be real

This guy has got to be a troll. No way this story is real.

The axe looks ugly. I took the sword.

Just people in general are pretty skanky. Whether they admit it or not.