Draw the BEST Graph | Full Task

Draw the BEST Graph | Full Task | Taskmaster

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Жыл бұрын

On a trip to the beach in series 5, the contestants attempt to draw the best graph.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@smeetsnoud1 Жыл бұрын

The piss graph never fails to break me, especially Bob's back story

@cosmicjenny4508 Жыл бұрын

Bob’s shithousery skills are unmatched.

@Mike_Dubayou Жыл бұрын

Where have you seen this? First I'm seeing it, I thought this was a bonus clip, or just something that didn't make the final cut.

@cosmicjenny4508 Жыл бұрын

@@Mike_Dubayou Episode 8!

@conorreidcaldwell6094 Жыл бұрын

@@MichaelCoombes776 We do beg your pardon we are in your garden 🥴

@mjowsey Жыл бұрын

I really don't get Bob, never have

@docwho9 Жыл бұрын

Nish: "You can't rush genius" Alex: "Hurry up" Nish: 😐

@kyledeatherage7259 Жыл бұрын

“Not just [the pointlessness] of democracy, but of all human endeavor. But to be fair, if people are watching Taskmaster, they realize that already.” Mark is so underrated for this! 😂

@Una_Ridlow Жыл бұрын

Mark's honestly one of my favorites. He earnestly tries but he's also awkward as hell. He reminds me of my late uncle.

@piyam5948 Жыл бұрын

That explosion of laughter as everyone suddenly accepts Bob is telling the truth is just the greatest. He never ceases to amaze

@DomesticApe Жыл бұрын

He's joking.

@sadladder Жыл бұрын

@@DomesticApe why would he joke about that, revenge on boat owners is very serious matter

@xander1052 Жыл бұрын

@@DomesticApe with Mortimer, you literally can never be so sure.

@tdarkhorse4 Жыл бұрын

@@DomesticApe think of all of james acaster's stories that are 100% real. bob mortimer easily falls in that line of 95% of what he says has happened to him in his life most likely has. with embellishments of course.

@sheilaboston7051 Жыл бұрын

@@tdarkhorse4 I could never believe that anybody could do a filling on their own teeth, until Bob Mortimer!!

@ledgretaris Жыл бұрын

Greg's reaction to "fuck it. I'll fill his boat with piss" is one of my favourite bits in all of Taskmaster. It's like he finds it so funny his face doesn't know what to do.

@TitoRigatoni Жыл бұрын

"I've caved his skull in. With my arse." is a line I'll never forget

@ballsups Жыл бұрын

Good to see Bob's lifelong obsession with the gulfstream still going strong. Even if he does mean the jet stream.

@matthtoob595 Жыл бұрын

There’s plenty of contenders, but this right here is Bob’s best taskmaster moment! The backstory👌🏼😂

@arpitvasani Жыл бұрын

Have you seen him on WILTY?

@W4L3YT Жыл бұрын

This is like a class homework and presentation. Only difference is, the teacher is not shushing the other students during Bob's presentation. And the longer it goes, the funnier it gets.

@phant0 Жыл бұрын

Nish's graph actually says that you have fun before meeting him and the moment you're with him the amount of fun reaches zero.

@DeclanCC Жыл бұрын

It really fulfills the artistic symbology too, as Nish would then be about as much fun as stepping on a rake.

@anileaatje Жыл бұрын

It all depends on the direction of the axes, which is not drawn.

@mashanishadi5911 Жыл бұрын

Its not actually. The graph is correct. You just have to flip it horizontally.

@gyroofthyme Жыл бұрын

Since positive/negative isn't indicated, you should assume the default: X is 0 where it intersects the Y-axis, and is negative going to the left. So really his graph says that the more time you spend with him, the more 'negative' fun (misery) you experience. If you spend 0 time with him, you're at 0 on the fun scale, or what I would assume is your neutral fun vs. misery state.

@cortexavery1324 Жыл бұрын

do you misunderstand nish graph just cause it's right to left instead of left to right ?

@JRSmith06 Жыл бұрын

Bob's explanation for his graph is genuinely one of the funniest things ever broadcast.

@TitoRigatoni Жыл бұрын

You need to watch some of Bob's stories on Would I Lie To You

@Demonboy362 Жыл бұрын

One thing I always remember about this series is Aisling Bea spending about half the time in the studio cryiing laughing at Bob Mortimer. Love them both

@mister991 Жыл бұрын

I feel like this bit had one of the best lines about Sally being on Taskmaster - 4:51 onwards “This is the latest in a series of incidences with Sally where she’s made it very clear that she wants more sex in her life. And I think it’s a bit like fossil fuels and the ozone layer where, you know, the time for graphs has probably stopped and we should all huddle together and see what we’re gonna do about it”

@StraightEdgeZap Жыл бұрын

thats a lot of words by which greg really means "i will happily shag sally"

@Mammutidae Жыл бұрын

You have to wonder whether those two hooked up

@cazzabojangles Жыл бұрын

She may not have left with the trophy, but I have a feeling she didn't leave disappointed

@seanoreiley48 Жыл бұрын

@@Mammutidae it does seem like Sally’s entire goal during this series was to try and tell the taskmaster to come do her.

@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын

@@seanoreiley48 especially in the Episode 7 outtake - "I'm gonna come on to Sally in the minute" followed by Sally on her knees begging

@TaskmasterMN Жыл бұрын

"Oh they literally cannae stop" is the greatest Bob Mortimer line from all of Taskmaster

@XIIIMPC Жыл бұрын

I marginally prefer "e.g., for household use."

@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын

“Do we strike you?”

@iamdb1990 Жыл бұрын

the high anus story is the greatest thing in Taskmaster

@MagicSwagget12 Жыл бұрын

Idk there are multiple contenders

@asheikh668 Жыл бұрын

“I’m just fed up “ is up there

@FH-hu5vn Жыл бұрын

”Fuck it, I’ll fill his boat with piss.” Remind me not to anger Bob.

@avatr7109 Жыл бұрын

Sally philips is the horniest contestant and she is so open about it

@datguiser Ай бұрын

There needs to be a compilation of Sally being the horniest contestant on taskmaster

@MaxMckayful Жыл бұрын

One of those task recaps where every single one of the contest interactions was a highlight moment unto itself. In a show full of great casts, this cast is right towards, or at, the top.

@BMiren-bc6ye Жыл бұрын

There are probably more clever (in problem solving) batches, but this cast I feel nailed all the creative tasks perfectly. My fave batch!

@beatricemadeleinecadrin7829 Жыл бұрын

Taskmaster, with a WILTY-worthy Bob Mortimer story thrown in...it doesn't get better than this.

@dannyearley2687 Жыл бұрын

I honestly didn’t think this task would be very entertaining and then it somehow managed to become one of my favorite in the whole series

@WomanChild Жыл бұрын

Nish's graph is an underrated genius.

@niwempleh Жыл бұрын

Except it's backwards! Surprised that was not brought up.

@Exayevie Жыл бұрын

Fun decreases over time with Nish though? 😂

@kalamaja Жыл бұрын

Underrated? It got 5 points.

@WomanChild Жыл бұрын

@@kalamaja I meant underrated amongst fans. You know, all those people who aren't Greg? I admire your conviction to only considering the opinion of the Taskmaster, however.

@thelionofgod 10 ай бұрын

@@niwempleh Both backwards and with the axes the wrong way around.

@47Jaspers Жыл бұрын

00:34 Fish pun

@Drave_Jr. Жыл бұрын

I understand the porpoise pun.

@mikepictor Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, Sally almost made get out of my chair, and I was only watching.

@albro666 Жыл бұрын

English please

@alexread6767 Жыл бұрын

@@albro666 (almost made me get out)

@GNVS300 Жыл бұрын

Great feel-good moment of Nish scoring a rare win in a task.

@Elldeeve Жыл бұрын

The woolwich ferry story is genuinely the best thing I have heard

@-lyvenx3648 Жыл бұрын

7:54 bloody gulf stream strikes back

@eew12 Жыл бұрын

Sally deserved better. Top notch graph.

@trumanhopper2493 Жыл бұрын

I think this task has the most 'laugh out loud' moments of any of the tasks posted on their YT channel in a while 😆

@goliath_red1102 Жыл бұрын

“You can’t rush genius” -Nish Kumar 2017

@pedxing Жыл бұрын

Nish falling here listening to Bob apart strikes me with a golden and glorious resonant chord.

@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын

Sally sitting on the mannequin's head was the least surprising moment of this whole task lol

@craigwells3655 Жыл бұрын

Sally with Ashling with Bob, fantastic odd humour.

@jBownz Жыл бұрын

Another example of Bob Mortimer making anything funnier. great show. great task. great "contestants". but it's Bob's ridiculous story that makes this one of the funniest tasks ever.

@hurricanecurls Жыл бұрын

I think we can all agree: Nish.

@squaremore2056 Жыл бұрын

Their water is so delicious

@rachelcookie321 Жыл бұрын

What?

@cazzabojangles Жыл бұрын

@@rachelcookie321 I only stopped for the one Scotch pie before the stream started again

@airbmacndeehoc Жыл бұрын

Sally created a chart “making it clear she wants more sex in her life”… but she started the episode literally sitting on a face. 😏🤭

@najtrows Жыл бұрын

Bob is just killing them and it's so wonderful

@davegesell5470 Жыл бұрын

Alex Horne: May I ask what units we're talking about? Bob Mortimer: Units of piss.

@millardfillmore241 Жыл бұрын

No one makes me laugh harder that Bob but no one's laugh makes me laugh harder than Nish

@Alex632 Жыл бұрын

Did anyone else notice the show constantly turning down Marks mic volume when it was other contestants turn to speak? Lol

@elias3026 Жыл бұрын

I love Bob so much... I'm laughing so hard

@RyanFox85 8 ай бұрын

1:08 LMFAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I caved the skull in with my ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god i love this show

@Jojjo450 Жыл бұрын

i'm a simple person, if i see bob mortimer in a youtube thumbnail, i press play

@Malzagi Жыл бұрын

"What a life we have."

@LC-le9ew Жыл бұрын

I’d have to draw Jonathan Groff, i think! 😂 He’s may favorite Groff, after all.

@maddog2314 Жыл бұрын

So independent variables are on the x axis and dependent variables are on the y axis. So the more fun you have, the less time with Nish you spend (even though the graph is flipped horizontally). So Nish just teleports to whoever isn't having fun.

@a1344 Жыл бұрын

i was looking for this comment. time should be on x-axis

@Purzius Жыл бұрын

such a fun group of people ^^

@mushmello526 26 күн бұрын

Poor Alex. Accidentally dropped the task 5 times in a row

@mloxard 5 ай бұрын

I love how there were people on the beach with Nish. I would love to see Taskmaster irl :D

@TheRobdog1990 9 ай бұрын

Seeing the whole cast aaand Greg doubled over at Bob's piss graph is my S5 highlight. He knows what he is doing when he turns to Aisling and chirps "...Gallons of Piss."

@-Mr-Frost- Жыл бұрын

1:09 oh my god I wish that was me

@iamdb1990 Жыл бұрын

yes, piss wasn't censored, I get the reason for it, but it's so much better without censoring

@glynn5455 Жыл бұрын

Nish's graph goes into the negative so actually it shows 'More time with Nish' equals less 'fun' Shame no-one spotted it on the show. I can always forgive him though because.... hey, look at that tree..... I'm a big fan of The Diverse Stripes

@cortexavery1324 Жыл бұрын

do you misunderstand nish graph just cause it's right to left instead of left to right ?

@isabellaearnhardt6380 Жыл бұрын

I loved that

@QIKUGAMES-QIKU Жыл бұрын

2 noodles on a Right Angle in 2 Seconds FINISHED.

@adeliabarnwell8621 Жыл бұрын

Bob Mortimer is the funniest man alive.

@givrally7634 Жыл бұрын

It's very sad that Romesh the math teacher wasn't there for that one

@chryno9600 Жыл бұрын

Only true Task Master fans will recognise the porpoise joke

@lredpath Жыл бұрын

This episode is up there with the one where Rob Beckett forwarded rolled through gooses sh_t 😂

@Zacht1980 Жыл бұрын

0:37 - You are outside. It fell on the ground.

@RelictoDeo Жыл бұрын

Not on porpoise, I caught the fish pun! lol

@bexsta9175 Жыл бұрын

I love Nish's laugh 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣

@theloverlyladylo9158 Жыл бұрын

“I think we can all agree: Nish” is my fav quote from this task. And yes, I can agree Nish.

@SquishyBauBau Жыл бұрын

Watching this so much that I decided to watch Inbetweeners again because of Greg.

@PSPDDH Жыл бұрын

The graph growing in the -X axis implies you have less fun the longer you spend time with Nish

@leonardoantonio216 Жыл бұрын

And that's why Series 5 only had 8 episodes, any more and the fun factor would have gone in to the negatives

@tracy9610 Жыл бұрын

You read it from the 0/0 point. Right to left.

@cortexavery1324 Жыл бұрын

do you misunderstand nish graph just cause it's right to left instead of left to right ?

@Soturi92 Жыл бұрын

5:48 I died multiple times

@MyNameIsNeutron Жыл бұрын

Greg: This isn't a London-centric show, you can say "graff." Alex: I have said "grahf." underrated moment

@CerealNMilkk Жыл бұрын

Would like this more if series 10 didn't vanish off youtube last week.

@conorreidcaldwell6094 Жыл бұрын

Fucking Love Taskmaster 🤙🏻😂

@RyanFox85 8 ай бұрын

Omg Bobs graph and interview im fucking dying ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@imachamp68 Жыл бұрын

I wish i was that mannequins head at the start

@EnoVarma 9 ай бұрын

I just realized something: at 2:44 it's Sally from Peanuts letting go of the beach ball.

@kobirelf97 Жыл бұрын

The Joys of living in East Sussex 😂😂😂

@Whisdom Жыл бұрын

id give her a go

@cazzabojangles Жыл бұрын

Ah, yes. Nish.

@Bobby.Kristensen Жыл бұрын

I find it very disturbing that they didn't have time on the X-axis.

@heppolo 6 ай бұрын

Sally did

@melsbov Жыл бұрын

Why is the danish taskmaster deleted? We started watching it yesterday and now they're gone

@PostModernTruth Жыл бұрын

They are at Frensham Ponds!

@MrSimpsondennis Жыл бұрын

Best Graph: a Time-Profit graph, with Infinite Profit at 0 time. Easy win :p

@ursulageorgeson7086 Жыл бұрын

If I see Bob mortimer in any given thumbnail, I click.

@user-db2uk8iq9r 2 ай бұрын

Everyone would rail Sally endlessly.

@Qs_Channel Жыл бұрын

Question does task master still air??? I live in canada

@ledgretaris Жыл бұрын

Yes. They're between series just now. Series 13 finished about a month ago and series 14 will be in a couple of months.

@Lolilillisjdjdhddj Жыл бұрын

Is that minna from veep?

@threeglassjars6051 9 ай бұрын

Everyone is talking about how nish's graph is wrong, but im pretty sure that on most graphs time is always shown on the bottom scale, so if you rotate the graph 90° so that time is at the bottom, it actually lines up correctly!

@darkos365476574 Жыл бұрын

The funniest part about Nishs graf is the fact that the x value is inversed, so the less time you spend with Nish the more fun you have.

@E-MAN979 Жыл бұрын

4:43 I can’t see how she could possibly be having any trouble 🤷🏾‍♂️

@paulcook7426 Жыл бұрын

Time should have started when they were given the metal detector. Would have been a wonderful wind-up.

@scurvydog20 Жыл бұрын

Should we tell nish that graphs are left to right. Which makes it accurate.

@TaskmasterMN Жыл бұрын

I've always wondered if other people in the studio noticed that and just didn't say anything because it's Nish

@horrorfan7148 Жыл бұрын

He may have thought the camera was going to be the other side. Although he didn't know it at the time the other graphs were from the opposite side

@iamdb1990 Жыл бұрын

it was established early on that Nish was terrible, so I think it was a "let's just humour him" attitude for the series lol

@iliketrains3495 Жыл бұрын

@@iamdb1990 I think they were trying to get him to win the episode, and he would have done if he didn't fail the live task straightaway. Although it never stated you had to stick to graph traditions...

@danpoat6180 Жыл бұрын

isn't nish's fun graph going into the negative?

@jabbathehut1871 Жыл бұрын

5:39

@jonhohensee3258 Жыл бұрын

I think Bob should have won.

@georgiegan Жыл бұрын

If it was anyone else, we would immediately know it is bullshit. But coming from Bob Mortimer, with his stories from "Would i lie to you?", it almost seems like his statistics on piss generation is true.

@hungryhedgehog4201 Жыл бұрын

since when does % mean infinity

@dubious6718 Жыл бұрын

Should have put Alex at the bottom of the graph and Craig on top... instant 5 points.

@lcbyri Жыл бұрын

wow im quite early this time

@ALEXANDER1318 Жыл бұрын

Most of them didn't even draw anything. They just threw assorted items into the sand.

@thomasmaxwellhudak3000 Жыл бұрын

It's too bad the piss graph wasn't number one...

@druid_zephyrus Жыл бұрын

So many very easy and perfectly accurate graphs to draw. y=x^2 y=x x=x y=y Hell, even a single point like (1,1) can be graphed. But the very best one would have been a step graph of the periods of time where graphing is used outside school. With a single step marked as "This Task".

@PaechesLenore Жыл бұрын

i'd like to submit my graph of volumes: title sequence [|||||||||||||] actual video [|] outro [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]