Drawing Jesus

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@liamshoemaker6723 2 ай бұрын

Yeah I’m gonna have my lawyer look at this 😂😂

@setpopa5357 2 ай бұрын

If its Saul Goodman they're screwed 😬

@jayyt9584 2 ай бұрын

Who else but Chris!!!

@mgazzz219 2 ай бұрын

He the smartest there

@drdespair3651 2 ай бұрын

I mean, wouldn't you do the same too?

@Rypoint 2 ай бұрын

Quagmire@@jayyt9584

@scarecrow1875 2 ай бұрын

This reminds me exactly what this Easter was like when people were debating over what Jesus actually looked like

@WannabeVTS 2 ай бұрын

Even if he was white, which he wasn't, but if he was, he would still be brown because he was a carpenter that worked in the sun all day

@heavenlyramo101 2 ай бұрын

@WannabeVTS he had a mighty fine tan

@pineapplekittycat525 2 ай бұрын

Easter (ostara) isn't even christian😅

@THELORDVODKA 2 ай бұрын

@@WannabeVTSNo lol for all we know he could be white just not pale white. These lefty campaigns completely miss the point. Then why is it all right for blacks to portray their jesus black which we know he wasnt... It's not about being authentic it's about adapting it to local culture.

@mister_stang 2 ай бұрын

He was fair skinned and blonde. Pontius Pilate wrote a letter about how alien He looked compared to the crowds He spoke to.

@SuperCena-xj8eo 2 ай бұрын

Why do i agree with chris on that one

@immanuellth6071 2 ай бұрын

Which one?

@big_meech8653 2 ай бұрын

Cause it’s true

@jyoshi1491 2 ай бұрын

@@immanuellth6071there is only one chris we know of in that video.

@immanuellth6071 2 ай бұрын

@jyoshi1491 I mean which part do you agree with? The middle eastern Jesus or the lawyer one

@daniellejackson6543 2 ай бұрын

@@immanuellth6071Lawyer.

@Asydd12 2 ай бұрын

Deal with the devil :🥳 Deal with our god :💀

@wanyekestofficial 2 ай бұрын

bro what 😂

@thatoneguy9976 2 ай бұрын

@@wanyekestofficialit’s a play on because it’s depicted that making a deal with the devil is easy but in this clip it seems that making a deal with god is a hassle

@SamaelLightbringer-mm9np 2 ай бұрын

If it is deal with your god should it not be deal with your devil.

@Arandomtree352 2 ай бұрын

For people wondering, deal with the devil is commonly used, and with the context deal with God is used in, and hiw rarely it is used, deal with God sounds worse

@reflection6401 2 ай бұрын

@@wanyekestofficialthey aren’t wrong technically. In the actual Bible the devil was actually a king who could grant any material goods, but only in exchange for you to detest god and lose faith and worship him instead. He only showed up a few times and each lesson it ways always essentially the quote “no material possession like money, food, wealth or fame will ever be as rich as your access to heaven-“ or some dumb shit like that

@landonharms1685 2 ай бұрын

Jesus wasn't white. It annoys me how people think he is. And thanks to America(the country I live in), most people think he is Caucasian

@SillyUwUBilly 2 ай бұрын

He was white.

@TenshiAngel23 2 ай бұрын

@@SillyUwUBilly Jesus was FAIR Skined, his skin tone was pretty medium but not Caucasian,

@Hellraiser988 2 ай бұрын

@@SillyUwUBillyif he was real he's more than likely have a brownish skin tone

@P4Trooper 2 ай бұрын

I was just about to say that he isn't white

@Baldbutstillhuman 2 ай бұрын

That wasn’t America. That was renaissance Europe who portrayed Jesus that way.

@Jubileeh 2 ай бұрын

Alcohol is literally celebrated by Jesus in the Bible, just don’t get drunk

@SMOOTHIEGOOSIE 2 ай бұрын

Exactly

@gabsnandes7818 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, galatians state you can drink, just not abuse alcohol and get shitfaced lol

@savicbstefan 2 ай бұрын

3 glasses of wine was sometimes used as a measure.

@SgtBacalhau 2 ай бұрын

Alcohol is bad for you in any amount. Mr. Cosnack

@savicbstefan 2 ай бұрын

@@SgtBacalhau Why? Isn't it said in the Scriptures: "And wine maketh glad the heart of man... " (KJB, 104:15a)? Lord commands us to eat His body (bread) and drink (wine)...

@Wallmart5 2 ай бұрын

Glad to know Chris knows what Biblically accurate Christ actually looked like 😂

@Julekha9192 2 ай бұрын

One of the rare instances where Cris was smart... 😂😂

@cjsully4088 2 ай бұрын

Some people are genuinely concerned with the slightest belief that Jesus wasn’t white😂 We all know he was a Palestinian Jew with brown skin. End of story

@SillyUwUBilly 2 ай бұрын

He was white, keep coping lol

@iammilk9675 2 ай бұрын

@@SillyUwUBillya middle eastern man was white?

@chainlinkfence4963 2 ай бұрын

@@SillyUwUBillyif he was white he would be bright red all the time from sunburn

@tris6822 2 ай бұрын

@@SillyUwUBillyhe was black

@theonesithtorulethemall 2 ай бұрын

How about we simply agree that the people in the Middle East are dearly mixed and that no one knows the SKIN COOLOR OF A DUDE 2000Jeahrs ago

@hWat-Ever 2 ай бұрын

Good for Chris

@pepperhead7589 2 ай бұрын

To be fair…there’s probably more details than just chastising from certain pleasures on the paper

@fuecoco424 2 ай бұрын

Imposter!

@pepperhead7589 2 ай бұрын

@@fuecoco424 says you, faker

@Bob-red-skull 2 ай бұрын

WHOS THE REAL ONE

@fleamble9353 25 күн бұрын

I am Christian and I can tell you that the Bible does NOT say alcohol is prohibited. The Bible says to not become a drunk. So basically just don't over do it.

@jayyt9584 2 ай бұрын

They lost him at self pleasure😂😂😂😂

@gokuomnigod4708 2 ай бұрын

The fact chris was the most biblically accurate

@chucky7230 2 ай бұрын

He wasn’t, read Letter of Lentulus. It’s insane to me how people with no knowledge on a subject will just say shit because they heard it once

@gokuomnigod4708 2 ай бұрын

@chucky7230 Revelation 1:14-15 Jesus's skin was a darker hue and that his hair was woolly in texture. The hairs of his head, it says, "were white as white wool, white as snow. His eyes were like a flame of fire, his feet were like burnished bronze, refined as in a furnace.” Don't come at me when I know, I read the bible.

@chucky7230 2 ай бұрын

@@gokuomnigod4708 I can’t attest to the color of his hair and what time place it was written but his skin being bronze was obviously from being the sun, his hair color when younger presumably and his eye color of that of someone who’s white (Jewish)

@chucky7230 2 ай бұрын

@@gokuomnigod4708 after reading more on it the white hair seems to be more symbolic and not literal LOL

@chucky7230 2 ай бұрын

@@gokuomnigod4708 His eyes burn because he sees into you. You cannot hide. The sword from his mouth is the spoken truth. His white hair represents wisdom of truth for all eternity. It's also the top of his head which is closest to heaven. His feet are as burned brass. Your feet connect you to the Earth. Burned Brass has a rainbow like quality to it. It's the full spectrum of color which is what we see on Earth.

@user-cf3he5sd9c 2 ай бұрын

Jesus is my friend 😊😊😊😊😊

@itscooldude76 2 ай бұрын

Same he's the goat ✝️

@Goofyeeter 2 ай бұрын

Yea me to. Just don't let the reddit aetheist see this

@asmodeus2ndcircle 2 ай бұрын

Get well soon

@thememeking8079 2 ай бұрын

Jesus wasn’t white, he was dark skinned.

@Xxbdc99xX 2 ай бұрын

You don't know that 😂

@frogman7829 2 ай бұрын

@@Xxbdc99xXif Jesus was white that would be his first miracle. His next miracle would be how tf he didnt get skin cancer. The bible never mentions his skin tone, but if he was a white middle eastern man it would have been brought up bc that shit is both rare and impossible.

@Leafybones 2 ай бұрын

@@Xxbdc99xX We do tho It someone is born in the middle East to middle Eastern parents (or parents I guess) Then that person is going to have traits of someone who lives in the middle East

@Sorry_i_eated_it 2 ай бұрын

@@frogman7829 i beliebe the bible actually does mention his complexion once

@JaxdoesArt 2 ай бұрын

@@Xxbdc99xXa Judean who spent all day traveling around and carving wood under the middle eastern sun, man was definitely white

@DemonicEmperor2023 2 ай бұрын

Reminds me of someone who sold tickets to heaven

@danechauvin3133 2 ай бұрын

Chris after she said self pleasure 😂

@a-10warthog40 2 ай бұрын

Protestants

@songoku-en7wg 2 ай бұрын

@frogman7829 2 ай бұрын

Idk why but i read this as Prostates and got really confused how that was at all relevant to this.

@manuelchannel3526 2 ай бұрын

Gyatt!!!!!!!!!!!

@speed.daily1 2 ай бұрын

Skibidi gyatt! 🤩

@Lapczc 2 ай бұрын

This generation is gonna die 💀

@h0b0y0da4 2 ай бұрын

Dang...girls got a whole GYATT, and it's making me feel a little more religious 🙏😤

@bebob1620 2 ай бұрын

God is great

@markworley534 Ай бұрын

I love how Chris is the only one drawing an accurate portrait of Jesus.

@Azrael233 2 ай бұрын

Chris is so me in this

@Gold_Shadow 2 ай бұрын

Self pleasure was never a sin, being lustful over another women is. Let's say you were lusting over your wife and you "self loved" it wouldn't be a sin for its not adultery but further keeping your loved one close to your heart... And private areas ☠️🤣🤚 I'll stop on the joke but have a good day

@amarthestar2092 2 ай бұрын

Gyatt

@user-uz8rg2jy6m 2 ай бұрын

"Yeah I'm going to have my lawyer look at this" 🤣🤣🤣

@creninj2535 2 ай бұрын

God wants us to forgo alcohol yet his son's literal blood is wine... which he then gives to children in his place of worship.

@songoku-en7wg 2 ай бұрын

Thats not even true we can drink but we shouldn’t get drunk

@SamaelLightbringer-mm9np 2 ай бұрын

@@songoku-en7wg So we should drink it while eating cheesecake?

@peterlemcwilli9203 2 ай бұрын

@@SamaelLightbringer-mm9np u can drink alcohol whenever u want but dont abuse it and do something stupid

@shinigamiphantom1391 2 ай бұрын

Bible condems drunkedness, but not drinking alcohol. It teaches moderation.

@pabloulloa2091 Ай бұрын

You think Christianity is bad on alcohol, check out Islam

@lemonryhme 2 ай бұрын

She got that dump truck tho💀

@KINGArthur2010 2 ай бұрын

GGGGYYYYAAAATTTTT

@tolerancegrid8701 2 ай бұрын

Chris's picture is accurate despite the fact I'm a Mormon.

@potentiallylu6880 2 ай бұрын

🎶 La la la de dum dum Joseph smith was held a prophet dum dum dum dum dum 🎶

@JaxdoesArt 2 ай бұрын

If you want to follow a convicted conman then you do you I guess

@alexissy3218 2 ай бұрын

Chris is so real

@aronii3927 2 ай бұрын

Why nobody is talking how chris is so talented at drawing and painting?

@grumpymrpug9282 2 ай бұрын

Cool

@SpainGT 2 ай бұрын

I'm a Christian, and the beginning actually ticked me off

@ChadOnSnoop 2 ай бұрын

fucking hell watch out for billy big bollocks over here

@SpainGT 2 ай бұрын

@@ChadOnSnoop ?

@Leafybones 2 ай бұрын

Why

@TotAlly_n0rmal_p3rs0n 17 күн бұрын

Why does Chris always sound like hes bout to laugh

@soniczeromkx 2 ай бұрын

Im proud of chris, his family has seen his version of jesus and God and he knows he isnt white but Caucasian

@EternityGray 2 ай бұрын

Chris Jesus was most accurate lol

@yiningsu2576 2 ай бұрын

Average Mormon church moment. 💀

@LMoreno-zx3xd 2 ай бұрын

He literally is from the middle east

@waspwrap1235 2 ай бұрын

Someone who sells raw milk online 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@MiscellaneousJo 2 ай бұрын

I was raised non-practicing catholic, so I think God just wants us to be decent human beings, and for us to be happy.

@cosmic3829 2 ай бұрын

This is especially funny when you remember Chris has literally had dinner with Jesus in an earlier season

@JohnSpicebag 2 ай бұрын

People who think Chris is gigachad 👇

@Craigerfried1128 2 ай бұрын

Good job Chris👍 He may be dumb but he ain’t a moron

@whitebunnyfromfnafworld7268 2 ай бұрын

"Yeah, I'm gonna have my lawyer look at this" 😂😮

@iamnico6501 2 ай бұрын

Chris got the picture dead on then not committing to the paper without a lawyer is crazy 😂😂😂

@devonblackwell7405 2 ай бұрын

Lighten it up is crazy

@j.e.s.t.e.r_c.a.t 29 күн бұрын

I would not sign that shit

@rayinurhouse 2 ай бұрын

i was done to begin with, even when she said "said pleasure" i am not signing that thing ☠️😭🙏😹

@121_20 2 ай бұрын

that is actually how he might have looked like

@tsoul1333 2 ай бұрын

as soon as they pull out the written contracts, all my mind says is: Yep, Cult, Bye!

@latexbeep 2 ай бұрын

Chris nearly got in trouble for not making Jesus look like an Arian

@Your_average_psycho 2 ай бұрын

Jesus with his glass of wine: 👁️👄👁️

@theredcenturion2029 Ай бұрын

Fun fact: the traditional depiction of Jesus is based on a man named Cesare Borgia who was the son of Pope Alexander VI.

@TheJapagaijin 2 ай бұрын

That last scene was funny yeah I’m gonna have my lawyer look at this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-cv6ip3kc1y Ай бұрын

When she was talking to Chris on the painting one the background kid wasent blinking

@OwpallPaulpool 9 күн бұрын

I think Chris drew Kendrick Lamar lmao hahahah

@DJPrimeAmvs 2 ай бұрын

Forget that why the councilor so thicc tho?

@mrs.sanchez1414 2 ай бұрын

Im with chris on this man was right from the start lmao

@SavvyInn 2 ай бұрын

He was originally jewish-

@Kutaun 2 ай бұрын

He was always jewish my guy

@irinaluchianova3015 2 ай бұрын

I mean, she got a workable bakery behind 💀

@bribrelire360 Ай бұрын

I’m sorry nobody really knows what Jesus look like but I’m pretty sure he didn’t have blonde hair 😅

@curtisomega 2 ай бұрын

The game below is teeth runner if anyomone wants to know

@scoutzefighter779 2 ай бұрын

...I think I've been through this before... *Far cry 5 Flashbacks with Joseph Seed*

@thesportranter5295 2 ай бұрын

The Counselor Can Get it

@gothdawg 2 ай бұрын

“and self ple-“ nope i’m gone

@LuckyBS.Y 2 ай бұрын

dude has priorities

@user-kz1tx2bt9k Ай бұрын

Ima get my lawyer

@DennisNyal 2 ай бұрын

Those are like my 3 favorite things

@childofscripts5969 2 ай бұрын

..How did they know what our search history was.

@bluerose7504 2 ай бұрын

I think they crossed the line at the last one XD

@luchadorthecat3538 2 ай бұрын

Didn’t he say no more covenants

@sushipolarbear1236 2 ай бұрын

I swear jesuses blood was alchohol

@prakulsingla7112 2 ай бұрын

The smartest thing chris has said😂

@legolokicars5820 2 ай бұрын

as a christian, this is hilarious, and also not so inaccurate and hyperbolic as i wish it were.

@ScreamTelehead 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact, the image most people think of when they think Jesus is actually rumored to be a painting made by Leonardo Da Vinci of his male lover

@xlittleprincessx7011 2 ай бұрын

Why should I give up self pleasure 😂

@arealrelic 2 ай бұрын

Some people in the comments insisted that he was white. If i remember correctly, hair like wool and skin, the color of brass does not sound white. Like not even close to white. Yall are weird💀

@saditalian_dorito4289 2 ай бұрын

that's so real, people portray Jesus like Hitler portrayed Germans

@lukasluger6258 Ай бұрын

According to first hand accounts of Jesus he had blue eyes and “pale” (possibly meaning dirty blonde in context) or light brown hair

@maxwellmaxwell3042 Ай бұрын

Source: read it online

@patiencedanger1170 2 ай бұрын

This isn’t his first time in court🤣🤣

@droidy347 2 ай бұрын

Idk but I’ve seen plenty of middle eastern men with blonde hair.

@funnyman6890 2 ай бұрын

have you also seen them that are completely pure Middle Eastern blood with blonde hair and are extremely white? I'm sorry but he was definitely a darker skin tone

@droidy347 2 ай бұрын

@@funnyman6890 sure buddy whatever you say. I still don’t think it matters what race he was.

@jesuschrist7833 2 ай бұрын

Y’all tryin to buy my milk?

@stevekontoulis7519 2 ай бұрын

Episode ?

@thatninjaguy1607 2 ай бұрын

Drawings of Jesus doing what???!!!!!

@derivo7596 2 ай бұрын

yep, that's how bible camp went minus the fun stuff

@ravenblackwing7888 2 ай бұрын

Fuck i wish i had a lawyer when i was 10

@insertuber1295 Ай бұрын

I’m finna be coming..

@DeviousPivotGamingAleart 2 ай бұрын

jesus was either red (since white people turn the same color as tomatoes in the sun) or he was dark skinned

@diabloviii4728 Ай бұрын

(Yeah I'm going to have my lawyer look at this) best line I have ever heard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You don't want to know what a man who sells milk online looks like to me cuz I can tell her right now it does not look anything like what Jesus supposedly looks like. He looks like the type of person you would want to call 911 on immediately

@user-vt4px3nd9y 2 ай бұрын

i like how she sounded so sweet saying it but shes just insulting how he pictures jesus..

@franknielsen7953 2 ай бұрын

What is that game

@nerdburger234 2 ай бұрын

Do you honestly expect me to believe that Jesus…Who literally went to a wedding and turned Water to Fucking wine! Would be against Alchohol?

@prodogge912 2 ай бұрын

Well Chris and I would be best friends IRL

@emanuelmartinez7496 2 ай бұрын

And this is why I don’t go to church camp

@antiqueghost2347 2 ай бұрын

It’s funny bcs in the Family Guy universe, Jesus actually is white. The Griffins have literally met him in person multiple times💀💀

@gamebot766 2 ай бұрын

Technically, Jesus was middle-eastern

@Reachersigma007 2 ай бұрын

Bruh, christ, just say naw ima have my lawyer look before i sign something aint right here

@arvelyt2188 2 ай бұрын

I’m arab and white and my dad is brown while my mom is olive skin we are from Syria there are people that can be born white. My brothers have really curly hair while I have straight of my brother is similar to me while the other 2 look completely different in terms of skin and hair we all have the same nose eyes and height