SCP-4703 The Anomalous Superstore - Perfectly Legal
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Dr Bob brings you SCP Foundation Keter Class object, SCP-4703 Perfectly Legal Animation.
SCP 4703 is an independently owned supermarket in Midland, Texas, operating under the name Yeah, We're Totally Going to Sell You This. SCP4703 has maintained steady patronage and a legal right to operate despite its engagement in deadly and unethical business practices, which are perfectly legal, thank you very much.
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Narrated by Joe Cliff Thompson
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@HH____ 2 жыл бұрын
Cashier: "Okay sir, that's $30.56." Customer: "That's fine, I'll pay with check if that's alright." Cashier: "Yeah sure. Gimme a kiss."
@Jhood05SCP 2 жыл бұрын
Customer: "O-Okay, *kiz* Oh god I think I'm gonna- *The customer falls to the ground*" Cashier: "Okay gimme $30.56 now."
@goldenlion7147 2 жыл бұрын
customer:I mean, could we at least get dinner first or maybe just give me your number? Cashier: (Suddenly changes mood) I have a boyfriend
@AnOrdinaryhuman69 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@RandomFlyInTheInternet 2 жыл бұрын
Me with a gun: *N* *o*
@mr.knightthedetective7435 2 жыл бұрын
Customer (me): "Can I offer you sex instead since everything is perfectly legal here?"
@TheKillerqueen40 2 жыл бұрын
A Karen working for a good cause. A strange anomaly in and of itself. She risked a lot to complete her mission. We salute and thank her for that.
@knighthunter1791 2 жыл бұрын
And kinda bad though sheeeesh
@ODST626 2 жыл бұрын
And we ask that she never shops at our stores.
@shadyassassin5442 2 жыл бұрын
I wish my Supermarket would release Lions on the Karen's
@jonasandersson7367 2 жыл бұрын
What of all of thr dupermarket and malls are anomolous and it's all scp-karens hard at work?
@MVS-team 2 жыл бұрын
yup and i dont know to hate or like her
@falconboi9126 2 жыл бұрын
"The self aware fact patterns that keep legalizing rabid lions into existence inside my god damned bathroom" is the best delivery of a line of all time
@TheBluePhoenix008 2 жыл бұрын
That caught me so off guard I couldn't even laugh, I was just shocked.
@phoenixchampion7 2 жыл бұрын
I can't help but wonder how many takes that took to keep from cracking XD
@maxthepaladin2147 2 жыл бұрын
I was just going to comment that xD
@ryliesaxby7236 2 жыл бұрын
the way he said it, makes me think he actually has lions in his bathroom because anomalies have legalised it
@marinawildish9489 Жыл бұрын
I'd end up keeping the oversized pussycats
@NicholasKratzer 2 жыл бұрын
The snakes actually being poisonous rocketed this SCP to my top 5. That idea and your delivery are just hilarious.
@Sonic-xv2ul 2 жыл бұрын
MMMMMm!mMmMmM!MMMmmM,mmMmMMMmMMmMmMmMMmMmmmmmm
@infinityzer054 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they might put the snakes on a fabricated island, then have people discover it
@YUN6_V3NUZ Жыл бұрын
nevermind the snakes dont even try to protect themselves LMAO
@stibiumowl 5 ай бұрын
Yes it was science detail.
@garg4531 Ай бұрын
Ngl I was prepared to comment until he explained. Did *not* expect that
@peashootz9917 2 жыл бұрын
SCP-4703: *Exists.* Karens: We're about to end this store's whole career.
@Ice-rs9vu 2 жыл бұрын
10:46 K A R E N O F J U S T I C E
@Mr_Erutrot 2 жыл бұрын
they would just yell at the lions, the lions would be wise to leave them alone
@IsMgb45 2 жыл бұрын
Karens: finaly a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!
@ramirezthesilvite 2 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman: They in fact, did not end the store's whole career.
@jacthing1 2 жыл бұрын
@@ramirezthesilvite but at least the lions got fed.. though the Karen's are rather chewy
@kingkrelly1315 2 жыл бұрын
This SCP is a joke, literally. The "owner" is the author. That's why you hear laughing from inside of the manager. He is laughing at us because we fell for the most elaborate Karen joke of all time.
@Thor_the_Doge 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I feel as if the manager made the store what it was just for fun, he is quite literally laughing in his grave
@silkswitch 2 жыл бұрын
exactly the author is a serial killer and we were too blind to notice
@dererkburton1122 2 жыл бұрын
Even if that's true this is an amazing scp really one of my top 5
@DeathnoteBB 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it’s the readers laughing because it’s a joke
@davidhatcher7016 2 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB fake scp?
@Cylypso313 Жыл бұрын
Imagine working in scp and ending up being stationed in a supermarket to persuade people to go to another store
@jonathanh.p1997 Жыл бұрын
Probably one of the better jobs you can get working for SCP
@sumiya8 2 жыл бұрын
Blandina’s ultimate weapon: “MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER” Ah, true classics
@barrytheflamedemon2.039 Жыл бұрын
Lol Karens these days r just annoying brats but not Blandina
@smiththeinspiringanimator7042 Жыл бұрын
LOL! XD
@smiththeinspiringanimator7042 Жыл бұрын
Agreed! ^^
@AdamAdam-jg7ji 2 жыл бұрын
This SCP is the embodiment of that one kid who change the rules every time he was losing
@TheFinishintouch 2 жыл бұрын
Sound like 682 is that already
@dragonbornexpress5650 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFinishintouch. No, 682 is just flat out immortal.
@giuseppenimis8057 2 жыл бұрын
Couldn't the SCP Foundation just wipe Texas out of existence? I'm sure they have SCPs capable of doing that ...
@inhumanthoughts3509 2 жыл бұрын
@@giuseppenimis8057 thats worse than keeping the scp around
@vl8680 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFinishintouch Was about to say the same thing!
@user-sq3pw9oi8g 2 жыл бұрын
"Yet perfectly legal, thank you very much" is probably Dr.Bob best line ever, it's like he cursing the responsible for it in a polite way
@easyethanol6611 2 жыл бұрын
"...Legitimizing rabid lions in my goddamn bathroom." Has to be up there too lol
@user-sq3pw9oi8g 2 жыл бұрын
@@easyethanol6611 wich minute that was?
@BabySlayer13 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-sq3pw9oi8g 9:53
@user-sq3pw9oi8g 2 жыл бұрын
@@BabySlayer13 thanks
@easyethanol6611 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-sq3pw9oi8g 9:50 abouts
@Rick-tk6cl 2 жыл бұрын
6:16 The first time an SCP actually had me exclaim "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
@arvinroidoatienza7082 Жыл бұрын
Yep. ANd it has an extensively long testing log that you might find interesting
@vornamenachname6282 Жыл бұрын
Perfectly legal btw
@rextheboxer1163 11 ай бұрын
@@vornamenachname6282thank you very much
@garg4531 Ай бұрын
@@arvinroidoatienza7082 Yeah I've read about a couple of them, some very dark humor and not to mention how unexpected some of them are
@michaelterrencefernandezli6688 Жыл бұрын
Its funny how the foundation has wiped out entire small cities to erase their tracks yet cannot contain this anomalous supermarket
@miguelferrari7610 3 ай бұрын
I mean They could jus say f it and dispatch a squad like"hammer down" (not expecificaly this one but something of the kind) and just demolish the place and then make an encouter with the goverment to resolve the aftermath (Pardon if my english is trashy)
@goofyshreker 14 күн бұрын
Scp-4703 makes new legal rules for the government and population right? But the scp foundation is a government foundation, so why don't they just bypass the rule?
@LunarRetro 2 жыл бұрын
"The self aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into exsistence inside my goddamn bathroom" is probably once of the greatest lines any human has ever penned
@kennethwilliams543 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr Mr. Catz is fed up with these goddamn lions on the godamn toilet! -Loud Sam Jackson screaming-
@Chronicler9 2 жыл бұрын
It was my favorite line hands down. It shouldn't have taken me as long as it did to find a comment on this. That was golden. Looking forward to more Bob videos :3
@imadethisjusttocommentonvi3310 2 жыл бұрын
Me: *just trying to pee* Several lions: Hello there
@KBgamer2010 2 жыл бұрын
That phrase just caught me off guard
@ismaelgingles9409 2 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite line really funny 🤣
@TrixianApdol 2 жыл бұрын
This SCP literally took the line "The prices are worth DYING for" into a new level lmao
@littlebaldedone 2 жыл бұрын
And turned it into a legal loophole.
@SeedlingNL 2 жыл бұрын
This whole SCP was conceived to make this pun possible...
@MrTony-rx7tk Жыл бұрын
“We live in a very naughty reality, which may, on a whim, allow a young girl to wield apples unbeholden to thermodynamics”
@sadkermit6117 2 жыл бұрын
"The self-aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into existence inside my goddamned bathroom" -Dr Bob
@John.McMillan 2 жыл бұрын
The way the beurocromancer described the logic of the illogical law is honestly one of the best and well articulated description of any SCPs anomalous effects I've ever heard, Makes it way easier to understand and can all be summed up with "It makes sense because it doesn't"
@jordanhunter3375 2 жыл бұрын
Sure this speech wasn't written by the (possibly late) Scott Douglas, author of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?
@zetanone7211 2 жыл бұрын
@@jordanhunter3375 Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was written by Douglas Adams??? Literally who the fuck is Scott Douglas?
@jordanhunter3375 2 жыл бұрын
@@zetanone7211 Right, sorry about that. Been years since I last read it.
@skybot7091 2 жыл бұрын
But I'm still confused on why the store's law would be able to influence people outside their territory.
@9751matt 2 жыл бұрын
@@skybot7091 Any and all humans on Earth can technically enter the store, therefore, since it is a registered store, all people are subject to its legality, thank you very much. XD In all seriousness though, that's basically the idea. The second the store managed to register as an official store, it became a part of the entire legal system conceptually all across the world. It effects everyone, even if they don't know i.
@Mr.Memers 2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine a robber going: “Give me all the money in the cash register!” “Kiss me on the lips for it.” “Wait What!”
@DeathnoteBB 2 жыл бұрын
“Kiss. Me. On the LIPS.”
@Cinko420 2 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB “What? No!” *burns cash register as the robber watches*
@nikkiminaji6029 2 жыл бұрын
Mwah -3-
@crowlady6326 2 жыл бұрын
@@nikkiminaji6029 may I take you too the cantina on tattoine malady 🥹🥹🥹 we could get some drinks 🙂
@StephenDelRosario777 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cinko420 "How is that physically possible!!"
@ThatBlankDragon Жыл бұрын
Wow this story reminds me of when my dad went to a store just to get milk and never came back
@dmonkeyluffy62 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone fully armed trying to rob this store. That would make an interesting SCP story as it would include breaking the law without regard to the way the store shapes it.
@Neoentrophy 2 жыл бұрын
I feel as if bureaucromancer is a real world job given the maddening nature of the beast we created
@codyvaughn1221 2 жыл бұрын
It's the 3 people doing everything while everyone talks about the best way to do it
@heretotroll1813 2 жыл бұрын
Omg you’re so woke clever funny & original! Stfu
@forzaf1gtaracingandmore824 2 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until the food lion gets real.
@nitronorman1491 2 жыл бұрын
I had to watch this twice to realize that yes, there are rabid lions inside the lawyer's bathroom. I farted, I laughed so hard!
@icyiguana8659 2 жыл бұрын
The relative ease through which Dr Bob is able to get a GPU even in this "GPU shortage" shows that he truly possess some anomalous properties!!
@learnedtechsolutions Жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one to notice lol
@KoboldBread 2 жыл бұрын
The opening scene is gruesome, but still entertaining
@shortyprogaming 2 жыл бұрын
And its perfectly legal
@Jake007123 2 жыл бұрын
@@shortyprogaming Thank you very much.
@smokey04200420 2 жыл бұрын
And it’s all perfectly legal, thank you very much.
@floa3355 2 жыл бұрын
Poor woman. She only wanted milk for her breakfast 😩
@hamishseymour1108 2 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I really like Agent Blandina, she's absolutely funny. I'm surprised that she has survived an SCP incident.
@SeedlingNL 2 жыл бұрын
Survived? Those injuries were from her being forcibly removed from the premises by police... you cannot kill a Karen inside the store, she considers herself above the law, after all.
@heretotroll1813 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares lol
@tzshchsjsjxijyo 2 жыл бұрын
@@heretotroll1813 ok and who cares about your opinion then?
@Buddy_gaming445 2 жыл бұрын
I SPEAK YOUR MANAGER SCP agent : She good
@rat3138 2 жыл бұрын
@@heretotroll1813 damn just bc your parents never cared about you doesnt mean everyone else in the world is equally heartless lol
@springbonneh7496 Жыл бұрын
"Yeah, we're totally going to sell you this."
@peppersghost7512 2 жыл бұрын
This is a fantastic adaption, but I want to give extra kudos for having full subtitles. You deserve more praise for that kind of attention to accessibility!
@CardbroadM 2 жыл бұрын
This was amazing. From "Bureaucramancer" to "Karen of Justice," I was floored. Absolutely well done
@colestrawn4304 2 жыл бұрын
This honestly sounds like both a dream come true and the the worst nightmare for an azorious law mage.
@Buffer131 Жыл бұрын
"...the self-aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into existence inside my GODDAMN BATHROOM!" This line was so left field, i bursted out laughing
@cloudieo 2 жыл бұрын
Bladina really was the best person for this scp huh? Gotta respect her for how well she did her job
@rafaelkenzo407 2 жыл бұрын
Man the people who make these SCPs are some funny people
@SuhailKhan-gv9mn 2 жыл бұрын
Funny guy, scary concept
@ancientgear7192 2 жыл бұрын
It's not one person.
@rafaelkenzo407 2 жыл бұрын
@@ancientgear7192 oh yeah I forgot about that, sorry
@rafaelkenzo407 2 жыл бұрын
@@ancientgear7192 fixed
@xZippy 2 жыл бұрын
"What a stroke of good luck." Whenever that happens, an SCP is messing with you.
@ancientgear7192 2 жыл бұрын
Not. Always. There are good ones too
@xZippy 2 жыл бұрын
@@ancientgear7192 Not in the Dr. Bob animations...
@Cr7Lm10skillz 2 жыл бұрын
@@xZippy true
@UnloadedDie 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever you hear about "good luck" in most SCP videos, it won't last.
@jordanhunter3375 2 жыл бұрын
I bet THE MANAGER had someone drink her milk, then plant that ad on her doorstep.
@lady_k5588 Жыл бұрын
"A well behaved reality oughtn't conflate the concrete with the abstract. However, we live in a very naughty reality which may, on a whim, allow a young girl to wield apples unbeholden to thermodynamics." Love this SCP - by far one of my top 5 favorites
@GenesisSaturna 2 жыл бұрын
"yeah we're totally going to sell you this." is the perfect name for this omega-mart-like....thing
@easysnakeoven9052 2 жыл бұрын
As a snake I rolled my eyes when Dr. Bob said poisonous snakes thinking ‘oh wow of course he got it wrong’ but I was delighted to see I am the goof
@nippeldipper8451 2 жыл бұрын
As a snake
@StephenDelRosario777 2 жыл бұрын
A talking snake? Hello. *GOC cruise missile launches in the background* Have a nice day.
@darc22005 Жыл бұрын
I understand this confusion fellow snake
@Dragonemperess Жыл бұрын
Sssss sss ssssss
@YUN6_V3NUZ Жыл бұрын
you would make a fine pair of boots
@NathanPa-xo3zj 2 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of Dr Bob saving his money on his "self-defense" property while buying RTX 3090Ti
@clementcachico5240 2 жыл бұрын
It was a 3060 actually, reckognized the box (it's the same one as mine).
@BeckyNosferatu 2 жыл бұрын
@@clementcachico5240 a lot of their boxes look the same, but yeah, I think you're right, it's the same as mine.
@kenzielawrence4079 2 жыл бұрын
0:19 because her father never came back with the milk
@gIuri- 2 жыл бұрын
I like that on the backside of the flyer says "yeah, we are totally going to sell you this". xD
@TotallyNotShiny_Stone 2 жыл бұрын
A big round of applause for Agent Felicity Blandina! She taking her job to the best!
@brian9498 2 жыл бұрын
proffessional karen
@m1n1m4ru 2 жыл бұрын
agent blandina is best girl
@frightgeist1404 2 жыл бұрын
Best agent there is
@Alestorm5000 2 жыл бұрын
"legitimizing rabid lions inside my god damn bathroom" is a phrase that will probably make me laugh for a few years... Lol!
@kxzvc 10 ай бұрын
my dad went to the store to get some milk and never came backk..... i think i know why. Thank you, Dr. Bob!
@QDetective 2 жыл бұрын
"Super Competitive Prices" I like the name. Especially the shortened form "SCP"
@PoisonClaw4 2 жыл бұрын
"Filled with some kind of hazard, such as spikes, glitter, or poisonous snakes." Ah yes, the most dangerous hazard known to mankind: glitter. Truly that is a fate worse than death.
@stoopdelano4085 2 жыл бұрын
I would rather be dead then have glitter on me
@TheKillerqueen40 2 жыл бұрын
Glitter is the sand of arts & crafts
@discordiacreates6669 2 жыл бұрын
Considering that any slight air movement can kick glitter up in the air, it would actually be a serious hazard to eyes and lungs to fall into a large pile of glitter. Personally, I'd prefer the spike pit ^^'
@cloudieo 2 жыл бұрын
I would much rather have the quick spikes then the glitter since choking is a horrible way to go...
@waynetastic1746 2 жыл бұрын
*Try saying that after you get it into your eyes ^_^*
@mariahvictoria7767 2 жыл бұрын
8:58 this SCP literally took the logic of math from Lucy when she says “1+1 isn’t 2 just because you say it is”
@Evan_afton-12 11 ай бұрын
*"Yeah, We're Totally Going To Sell You This"* lol I laugh
@mhl653 2 жыл бұрын
Doctor Bob is the actual SCP-001. I'm sure of it. Make it happen SCP authors!
@Videoandme1 2 жыл бұрын
SCP Foundation: *sends in Agent Blandina* Agent Blandina: I survived! Her co-workers and superiors: Shit.
@randomindividual769 2 жыл бұрын
I instantly fell in love with Felicitys' character. Love how dorky and very energetic she seemed lol
@Kill_peter 2 жыл бұрын
Nah the cashier if she told me to kiss her then you know i have to do it because why do all that for it to be burned
@SnackPackSilkens 2 жыл бұрын
What a great episode. The frustration of the lions manifesting in Dr. Bob's goddman bathroom was hilarious. I didn't want this episode to end.
@FlyingAce_77 2 жыл бұрын
6:44 if you pause the video and read ONLY the yellow letters... 😂
@mythrilchromee7372 Жыл бұрын
Problaby dr. Bright's idea
@bread_games8114 2 жыл бұрын
“Code name..Karen.Of justice” My heart stopped for 1 second when I heard that….
@RYUZAKILL117 2 жыл бұрын
I love Dr. Bob’s ending scenes, they’re always so creative
@scienceteam5984 2 жыл бұрын
Sometime is Kinda Have random Plot twist
@T-GOB 2 жыл бұрын
The Doc either gunned that cashier down or paid him for a GPU
@christiankruse4571 Жыл бұрын
I am convinced he is a staff member that gained anomalous property's and is just unkillable.
@XiarraZ Жыл бұрын
This whole SCP sounds like it would be an actual store in Welcome to Nightvale. In fact the way this is written reminded me of it a lot while I was listening, the humor is reminiscent to me.
@allenkeith7160 2 ай бұрын
That ending was probably my favorite part as the Narrator checked out. He has to be some powerful SCP himself.
@TENZEN._. 2 жыл бұрын
Dr. Bob you never disappoint with the scp/horror & how you know what thumbnail & title to use!! You are PHENOMENAL DR.BOB!! 👊😄 Thank you for the video Dr. Bob
@AbdilHando 2 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@protalghulnist4126 2 жыл бұрын
You said dr bob so many times in one sentence one could make a drinking game out of it
@mlgbrogaming7719 2 жыл бұрын
4:57 Finally someone who knows the difference between poison and venom. Thank you Dr. Bob.
@SunshineViaPocket 2 жыл бұрын
6:02 Did Dr. Bob just put a folder... on *top* of his coffee cup?
@galaxydestroyer9757 Жыл бұрын
WHAT
@Kainlarsen 2 жыл бұрын
This one seems somehow more terrifying than most because it exploits the legal system.
@stevemc01 2 жыл бұрын
0:30 “Yeah, we’re totally gonna sell you this” They did NOT, in fact, sell her the milk.
@fatlacesthedon 2 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think that might've been sarcasm...
@BruhHavoc 2 жыл бұрын
So that's why my dad has not come back
@Borax_Sensei 2 жыл бұрын
@@BruhHavoc ouch
@nix-cipher 2 жыл бұрын
OMGoodness ! This is now my fav scp! I would sooooo shop there just for the tee saying "I survived SCP-4703 and all I got was a lousy T-shirt"
@zsrscience2 2 жыл бұрын
The self aware fact patterns that keep legitimizing rabid lions into exsistence inside my goddamn bathroom" is probably once of the greatest lines any human has ever penned
@UGNAvalon 2 жыл бұрын
The Ethics Committee must’ve had many sleepless nights when deciding to unleash that horrid creature upon the world… But then again, sacrifice & hard choices aren’t strangers to the members of the Foundation.
@-aprilmornings-2313 2 жыл бұрын
This both made me laugh with the Ultimate Karen and made my head hurt with the double talk and insane mathematics. I’m both confused and entertained,Lol , great Scp!! Good choice Dr Bob 🖤
@Jake007123 2 жыл бұрын
It's easy to understand if you just think that, in the apples example, is not that 2+2=10 now, but that the entire rational construct behind 2, and plus, and/or 10 has changed completely and reality "fixes" it to conform to it. Basically, it changes the laws of reality to adapt to the new abstract concepts of legality it creates, and they have to understand and use the new "laws" to form a legal counter-attack
@booboodavila 2 жыл бұрын
This is just so weird and I love it. And there’s something about fighting/out-witting a pride of lions for some unbeatable deals brings out some kind of gladiator-Esque excitement in me.
@njkl1sl124 2 жыл бұрын
the dude at the start was so sweet and tried to save the girl :(
@GokantheHusky 6 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he was a foundation field agent.
@markkusler7523 2 жыл бұрын
"Super Competative Prices" ... I'd totally shop there instead!
@soundrogue4472 2 жыл бұрын
9:48 1. I want a bureaumancer class in Pathfinder now and 2. I LOVE THIS CONCEPT! The anomalous laws aren't BREAKING LAWS! But rather defining them based on abstract concepts, and or similar concepts one to another!
@theorderofthepurplephoenix3321 2 жыл бұрын
This is such a fun concept and you can tell that the author had fun making it
@darc22005 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most interesting SCPs ive heard about. The whole "Bureaucramancer" thing is hilarious.
@jakeyt8462 2 жыл бұрын
“Super Competitive Prices” (SCP) Nice going Dr Bob!
@peenyyt4921 2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t write this
@dominikdobrotic8298 2 жыл бұрын
Super Competitive Prices, ohh... I see what you did there XD
@SereneSara Жыл бұрын
So when does Agent: Codename KAREN become the new scp game? It sounds like it would be a lot of fun, navigating through a supermarket that is constantly changing in an effort to kill you in a 'Perfectly Legal Of Course' manner.
@EzraBradford 2 жыл бұрын
“You have no idea what's _in store_ for you.”
@fatlacesthedon 2 жыл бұрын
I like how this chicks universe has personalized ads for apartments "oh you need milk? Try Jerry's"
@mynamejeff4642 2 жыл бұрын
What about personalised ads for cocaine
@jackalenterprisesofohio 2 жыл бұрын
@@mynamejeff4642 sorry best we can do is crystal meth.
@ashlirabid9614 2 жыл бұрын
That's part of the SCP it's modus operandi. Wasn't that hard to figure out.
@fatlacesthedon 2 жыл бұрын
@@ashlirabid9614 I don't know why you chose to explain that. It makes it seem like you didn't get the joke... Like there is punctuation and appropriate use of quotation marks, clearly I'm not stupid. I could use context clues to figure out the pamphlet for the specific thing she needed was an elaborate ruse to lure her there... Jeez you people suuuuuuuck
@P10ter_25 2 жыл бұрын
'Karen of justice' That made me laugh so hard. It's such a good solution for an anomaly like this one to. goddammit Karen.... ffs that's to good
@lel0uchvibritannia981 4 ай бұрын
Poisonous snakes that makes people unable to resist eating it?I feel like that’s an SCP in and of itself
@The_Legend47 Ай бұрын
I agree
@Deadinside.0 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the supermarket is called “Yeah, we’re totally gonna sell you this” XD
@JustAnotherAccount8 2 жыл бұрын
you're telling me Karen's powers are harnessed by an agency to combat a superstore?... we're screwed
@Elotai 2 жыл бұрын
That poor cashier thought he was done for!😂 amazing video Dr.Bob!
@SCPFoundationexplained2021D-2 2 жыл бұрын
I thought Dr. Bob was going to shoot the manager lol
@the_duck0491 2 ай бұрын
The fact that this SCP is so “close” to where I go to college is so damn funny
@jasoneffiwatt9517 Жыл бұрын
Super competitive prices, real subtle 😏 thought we won't notice
@themalaysianpatriot3099 2 жыл бұрын
So this is where dad went when he said that he is going to the store to get some milk.
@quackducky4765 2 жыл бұрын
"that keeps manifesting lions in my god damn bathroom" -best quote
@AnemoneEnemy 2 жыл бұрын
"Rabid" lions no less
@Melissa-sp1ud 2 жыл бұрын
This was way funnier than I expected it to be. Well done!
@andrewdegarmo5565 2 жыл бұрын
"Rabid lions into existance inside my godamn bathroom" Funniest thing I've ever heard
@tavinprice2310 2 жыл бұрын
I love that the SCP lore can have a sense of humor
@arnowisp6244 2 жыл бұрын
This feels like a Parody of how Corporations use Lobbyist to get laws passed that Benefit them. Heck, even down to hpw they seem to offer you great deals but with a catch.
@Tama_51 Жыл бұрын
Blandina is my favourite character in the Dr. Bobverse
@siren_gaming8565 2 ай бұрын
“Super Competitive Prices” I see what you did there 😂
@riseofthedead8378 2 жыл бұрын
How are these field agents so damn fearless? It’s like these people got mind-controlled by the Foundation.
@alien1299 2 жыл бұрын
😳
@rat_chit9696 2 жыл бұрын
Half of 'em probably did.
@KindaStupid. 2 жыл бұрын
Shhhh
@plaguetime8080 2 жыл бұрын
So you`re telling me that all it took to take down a perfectly legal store thank you very much, was one karen.
@sammy_hadder7235 Жыл бұрын
9:54 😂 one of dr. bobs funniest lines
@Nutastic 2 жыл бұрын
I think this might be my favorite SCP simply because of all the little things that go into it, and I'm surprised it isn't more popular The idea of anomalous law is genuinely fascinating, so the fact SCP-4703 is a bit unsettling, pretty funny, AND intelligently thought out in terms of the universe's "logic" is pretty great and not an easy thing to do so props to the writer
@jeffmistrik5695 2 жыл бұрын
SCPs can be really strange and confusing, but I've never been so confused at any SCP like this one, btw i like the name of the rival foundation store, Super Competetive Prices aka SCP
@limitbreak2966 2 жыл бұрын
“9:06” NOOO WAYYY THEY MADE THOSE FRUIT MATH PROBLEMS ACTUALLY USEFUL THATS ILLE- *perfectly legal*
@jastermereel6949 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched almost every episode from every SCP channel creator and this one SCP is getting close to being my favorite 😍 so meticulous and close to modern aesthetics
@maxthepaladin2147 2 жыл бұрын
SCP foundation agents, including a law wizard and an action heroine Karen, fight against a anomalous law-twisting supermarket. Beautiful xDD
@geardog24 2 жыл бұрын
8:14 So we go from talking about a killer shopping center, to grade school math. Is this another anomaly? 😳
@zeanxe 2 жыл бұрын
Ya it's complicated for humor sake. He's explaining how the scp works. The scp "makes" 2+2=10. So to counter it you have to adapt to the new rules. Think of it like that kid's game. One person says they have a laser gun, the other kid says he has a forcefield, the first kid says he has a dog that eats forcefields. This scp makes up new laws. So basicly they have to play that game with it on a legal level.
@eulalawrence4885 2 жыл бұрын
@@zeanxe may you give a simple summary of how this scp works. I don't understand. No one has ever mentioned how complicated it sounds in the commends except me. And what do they mean by the scp is "legal"? Like If the scp "breaks the law" by stopping this scp who's gonna punish them?
@zeanxe 2 жыл бұрын
@@eulalawrence4885 best to think of it in two parts. The scp first takes "law" and turns it into a physical fact. For example if your country had the same power, people would be physically unable to commit murder. The second part is the ability to spontaneously create and put laws into legislation. (This could be considered a type of reality bending.) Now, if the laws were simple the foundation could just create simple laws to contain the scp, but the laws are complicated to an obscure level. For example: If a customer says their name on the second Tuesday of each month, please see subsection 3 note 4 (in cuneiform), they are required to choose between a 50%off coupon and being eaten by a lion. (Please note that the store is required by law to attach fire ants to all coupons). It's like some sort of bureaucratic lawful evil demon that thinks killing people is funny. And it's all legal, thank you very much.
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