Dread it...run from it...the longest road arrives all the same (Catan)

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2 жыл бұрын

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After our friendship didn't end from Monopoly we figured it was time to take the next step and play Catan, the ultimate game of variance and trade. Check it out!
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@MarsAres 2 жыл бұрын

"I would not protest if I was in the lead if I wasn't beset on all sides by the inequities of unrighteousness men" That's the NL poetry I subscribe for.

@Spyro5500 2 жыл бұрын

He goes full hunchback also

@mariosstamoulis7345 2 жыл бұрын

42:56

@mellowmanta8975 2 жыл бұрын

Malf completely redeemed as NL morphs into the villain who complains while winning. Gawd I love this series.

@pervasivedoubt150 2 жыл бұрын

Yup. What a goober

@koizumiplus 2 жыл бұрын

The perfect timing for these vids. The Catan banter is top tier.

@sheeperskipps 2 жыл бұрын

agreed

@chase4671 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of nlss 🥺

@Kaanfight 2 жыл бұрын

“5s are more common than 2s when rolling a six sided die” -Northernlion, probability expert

@conorx3 2 жыл бұрын

Well that’s true

@wrongwayscout 2 жыл бұрын

so true that's pretty true

@ThelolipopCreeper 2 жыл бұрын

If it's a die where the dots are holes and they haven't compensated for the weight difference of that, he might be right. I don't think it would make a huge difference but if the sides with more holes are lighter than the ones with fewer ones they might roll more often than 1/6.

@sa6ko700 2 жыл бұрын

The truly messed up thing is he's right

@wrongwayscout 2 жыл бұрын

@@sa6ko700 the truly messed up thing is how the joker is just a normal guy to him

@ryanmckay6152 2 жыл бұрын

Literally sat down to eat lunch and this was uploaded. NL is truly the working man’s KZfaqr.

@DEMillerEarl 2 жыл бұрын

On my way to an exam, but something to look forward to after to see the end XD

@GregtheAwesomeNinja 2 жыл бұрын

@@DEMillerEarl good luck!

@tedesco7219 2 жыл бұрын

Dinner for me

@SaitoTheNinja 2 жыл бұрын

Many people are saying this.

@DEMillerEarl 2 жыл бұрын

@@GregtheAwesomeNinja I got shit on XD, 60 something percent. Think I'll still pass the course though. Thanks for the well wishes though

@leafmonster 2 жыл бұрын

It's gotten to that sweet spot where they know enough of the rules to cruise through the game and banter, but not enough that everyone can keep track of important moves.

@declanoreilly8849 2 жыл бұрын

Liked only for the "sorry boys, just another fly under the radar victory"

@amix3714 2 жыл бұрын

Usually a headphone user but decided not to wear them for once and of course this is the time when MALFs groans that could sound like something a lot worse than groans come out while im near my family but also amazing catan games

@Mathmachine 2 жыл бұрын

NL: I have an army! Opponent: I have a road

@ImmortalTimothyM 2 жыл бұрын

NL later: I have an army and a road.

@PacificEgg 2 жыл бұрын

My phone is listening to there convos and thinking it's me and my friends. Then advertising pizza 2 seconds after they talk about it.

@owennewburn 2 жыл бұрын

"it's dealers choice when it comes to the shaft" -NL

@khaucan5068 2 жыл бұрын

Nl: the probability of getting a 5 is more than a 2 in a 6 side dice Me: so true many people are saying this Me 10 second later: wait a minutes

@ZeloSawks 2 жыл бұрын

When NL takes the 3:1 port with his second settlement only to not use it to get to the 8/3, I do not pog.

@hotwheelskid5397 2 жыл бұрын

He can't take the 8/3 because it's within one space of another settlement.

@bowserftw123 2 жыл бұрын

@@hotwheelskid5397 he’s saying on the first turn he had an opportunity to 3:1 his 3 sheep for a wood so he could build a road to get to the 8/3 on the right side before chyou.

@brakkeman 2 жыл бұрын

About the subway grill question, they have this kind of... oven thing? it fits 2 footlongs max. They also dont mind if you want to grill cold cuts. I prefer that actually.

@FluffyDragon 2 жыл бұрын

Also, footlong panini presses totally exist, sandwich shop I went in had an industrial sized one

@kingofcharisma7569 2 жыл бұрын

Dude just sang, "You only got 15 cars" like he was nickleback 29:55

@zannoxify118 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he was referencing a mashup of the Nickelback song and I forgot the other song

@kingofcharisma7569 2 жыл бұрын

@@zannoxify118 oh okay cool. I just got a good laugh from my ignorance then. 🤣

@thepengolem7850 2 жыл бұрын

I've never been inside a Firehouse Subs before, but if the inside is anything like the taste of their sandwiches, it must look like the pearly gates in there.

@arandompieceoffruit4017 2 жыл бұрын

“Thy who has the longest road, has the longest D.” Jesus, probably

@edkbossedkboss5116 2 жыл бұрын

its always a great day when I see a new episode of Catan

@CaiGwatkin 2 жыл бұрын

these Catan videos are quickly becoming my favourite thing to watch

@lippy9809 2 жыл бұрын

I just learned catan so i could understand whats going on lol

@youngdoodle 2 жыл бұрын

if i hadnt been watching the nlss for awhile i would hate malf for these videos but it’s sooo funny being familiar with him

@burningscorcher 2 жыл бұрын

I'm really enjoying these

@awesomeray100 2 жыл бұрын

when nl referenced "collect vood" i cried laughing

@MrJoosebawkz 2 жыл бұрын

maybe it's because I've worked at subway but I'm so surprised NL has never seen the oven at subway before. You're sandwich goes into a crazy fast / high powered microwave / oven. I think the longest grilling can take is ~45 seconds for 2 foot long steak subs at once

@MrJoosebawkz 2 жыл бұрын

Also I don't know the extended NL universe's lore but in the US chicken balls are called sweet and sour chicken so if that guy was american that might be why

@FluffyDragon 2 жыл бұрын

I miss Subway, the one in our town closed down, and we pretty much never go to the city anymore. Toasted Italian BMTs are great

@greasysteve3411 2 жыл бұрын

GOO-LOB JAW-MEN Never in all my days did I think I’d hear egg commit linguistic faux pas like this goddam bah

@Huesos138 2 жыл бұрын

Please, never stop!

@goldenbamboo9725 2 жыл бұрын

The egg is now part of my evening workout routine...

@commiecat5879 2 жыл бұрын

I'm loving this catan comeback in pop culture

@inni_gplus 2 жыл бұрын

Catan is always welcome

@rileywageman5184 2 жыл бұрын

I'm loving the Catan gameplay

@everynameistakencrap 2 жыл бұрын

The Catan master has logged on

@punkrockllama 2 жыл бұрын

35:42 you're welcome

@Aeon_V 2 жыл бұрын

Kory and Justin are the same person in my mind and I cant divide them

@catboiyo855 2 жыл бұрын

“Dread it, run from it, the Catan content arrives all the same.”

@thomaschristopherlamantia5990 2 жыл бұрын

Love the Catan

@khaucan5068 2 жыл бұрын

Nl's smile at 43:42 got me so hard

@boylejake4088 2 жыл бұрын

More Catan!

@doobzacheria 2 жыл бұрын

Heck yeah! Manchu Wok for the heckin win!!!

@ImGrumpy 2 жыл бұрын

Today I learned: Chicken balls

@iandrane7661 2 жыл бұрын

umm 35:48

@megavore97 2 жыл бұрын

Little Brother spam in chat

@johnrozewicki7132 2 жыл бұрын

I'm losing my mind. We have the chicken balls in America (at least in the Midwest), if you order American Chinese food sweet and sour chicken or pork that's how it comes, and with the red sauce MALF described