Patrick Bateman in 2024

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2 ай бұрын

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Patrick Bateman turns from an American Psycho into an American Sigma as he joins the gym becomes an Instagram Fitness Influencer in 2024
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@MrOrthodox13 2 ай бұрын

"... message so long I'm insulted she expects me to read it..." BRUH

@user-qy2wf2lt6v 2 ай бұрын

I am usually insutled by the peoples unfair expectation that I can read!

@robhulson 2 ай бұрын

I was expecting to laugh. Instead I'm horrified at how accurate this is about the sad state of modern masculinity.

@canavar1435 2 ай бұрын

The only thing modern about it is the Instagram posting. Maybe, just maybe the moisturiser lotion.

@martinholt7229 2 ай бұрын

@@canavar1435 the amount of gay dudes in the locker room is definitely modern

@jaenbrits1652 2 ай бұрын

More like modern society as a whole.

@Kris.G 2 ай бұрын

@@martinholt7229 what kind of gym do you go to?

@Yatukih_001 2 ай бұрын

I was expecting to laugh, but I am now horrified at how villanious donkeys can be once you let them be in charge.

@Felale 2 ай бұрын

Proof that fitness influencers are basically Patrick Bateman.

@Yatukih_001 2 ай бұрын

Proof that fitness influencers are basically a fusion of Christopher Robin AND Patrick Bateman.

@patriarchmike 2 ай бұрын

Or proof that there's an epidemic of cope from a bunch of pencil necks that don't want to do the work to get jacked and just make the excuse that everyone who's Jack is on steroids when they're not

@gungnir3926 Ай бұрын

City dwellers in general are Bateman. That's the main message in the story. You cannot not be a degenerate of some kind of you live in the epicenters of matrix society

@pioneerx9066 2 ай бұрын

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and being based.

@BlazingOwnager 2 ай бұрын

Oh man the lines in this go hard. "Like the chainsaw next to the blindfolded man's head, there's no way you could see this coming."

@gungnir3926 2 ай бұрын

that one stood out to me as well

@DrPhoxotic 2 ай бұрын

American Psycho The Movie

@Felale 2 ай бұрын

Irish Psycho.

@Kulumuli 2 ай бұрын

American Psycho 2: The Reckoning.

@georgemelitsis2607 2 ай бұрын

Awesome to the Maxx

@realRiceKun 2 ай бұрын

amazing work on this one, i was dying the whole time laughing

@Yatukih_001 2 ай бұрын

American Psycho - a 2024 adventure - featuring Patrick Bateman and Christopher Robin - lol!

@Kris.G 2 ай бұрын

"...where I exchange pseudo-scientific fitness advice for narcissism affirming comments" It's so true it hurts. I laughed so hard at the Insta shot (business card) scene that it's almost embarrassing. Stellar job, as always! 💯

@rusamene 2 ай бұрын

Many times you have proved yourself to be a man of culture but this one makes you an absolute elite in my book.

@BlazingOwnager 2 ай бұрын

The mad lad actually did. He made a full Bateman video follow up to one of the funniest videos on the channel.

@weareharbinger914 2 ай бұрын

I got weirdly invested in this storyline of a man going to the gym.

@sufyanbeel 2 ай бұрын

Please consider making Patrick Bateman as a university student

@ZeusAmun-pt9dc 2 ай бұрын

His final biblical style monologue is brilliant

@matthewrileymcleanwilkinson 2 ай бұрын

"In-between sets I post hateful comments on a subreddit ironically debating whether New Zealand, should be named Zealand, because it's not new anymore."

@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 2 ай бұрын

“Shrewd enough to detect my borderline personality, but naive enough to overlook my violent tendencies” Bravo, pure fuckin’ Bravo 💀

@SyndicateOperative 2 ай бұрын

4:50 Oh, shit, he did it. Most people still refuse to believe this happened.

@Koozwad 2 ай бұрын

there's no way he would use those cancer-causing 'airpods'

@PompeySomerstown 2 ай бұрын

He just wants to fit in

@jakeastside 2 ай бұрын

Getting cancer is very sigma-like to achieve chiseled jawlines and disability benefits in the dating community.

@Koozwad 2 ай бұрын

@@jakeastside cancer is not the only thing though, he looks ridiculous wearing those things I thought he was all about aesthetics

@jakeastside 2 ай бұрын

@@Koozwad you’re stuck in the y2k. He’s an alphasigmaomega zoomer

@headsh0t180979 2 ай бұрын

I wonder what Christian Bale would make of this AI generated awesomeness? 😂

@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 2 ай бұрын

American Gooner

@benjamindover4337 2 ай бұрын

After a few hundred queries for pictures of Christian Bale in showers, your personalized algorithm will never be the same.

@roryoconnor8959 2 ай бұрын

Eventually Dr Phoxotic will be making full feature film memes 😂

@rockwell1612 2 ай бұрын

Impressive. Let’s see Paul Allen’s pronouns.

@waffensuperninja 2 ай бұрын

Patrick "Xavier Renegade Angel" Bateman

@ernohorvath2594 2 ай бұрын

Your channnel is about to reach supraphysiological levels. You gotta tag "more plates more dates"

@hendo337 2 ай бұрын

I was laughing hysterically, it's ok however, I am a Sigma male who lives in a remote wilderness area where I watch KZfaq with Starlink so I am comfortable to experience the emotion of laughter in utter solitude. Now I will go outside to hunt and forrage for my food. I am able to live this life because I have enough length to engulf both of my fists and often when beast hard the head surpasses my double fisted grip. Great work Dr.

@PompeySomerstown 2 ай бұрын

I too am a double-fister (my hands are just above Filipino average)

@doomerdaniel 2 ай бұрын

This is actually incredible and could become a full fledged series

@nikolajkapa2283 2 ай бұрын

Almost 20 minutes. Strong effort.

@MarksLife812 2 ай бұрын

It’s overkill.

@TopStrikerMaverick 2 ай бұрын

“Liberals per Miele” LMFAOO how niche😂

@Ojthemighty 2 ай бұрын

His hair goes through various random stages of looking amazing to trailer park trash mullet. Its quite amusing

@Felale 2 ай бұрын

The Irish accent is definitely coming through. An American narrator would've made it perfect since the voice sounds pretty good.

@gagewilliston9386 2 ай бұрын

I work as a personal trainer at equinox, and this is 100% accurate lol

@onlyamir4ge 2 ай бұрын

There are too many golden hilarious lines to count😂

@enlightenedasylumgaming 2 ай бұрын

A lot of thought went into this - it’s funny, capturing the style of the book and movie in a modern setting quite well (spot-on societal critique) but also has some added self-awareness/meta humour. Kudos, good sir. 👏🏼😎

@EZFrags 2 ай бұрын

We have reached peak levels of brainrot.

@TopicalEssay 2 ай бұрын

He consumes too much soy

@immikeurnot 2 ай бұрын

Soy is the main ingredient in his protein powder.

@benis3551 2 ай бұрын

We makin it out of the Akashic Records with this one.

@GrantOLia 2 ай бұрын

Pure Gold. Please keep 'em coming

@MannyNamiro 2 ай бұрын

What's the song playing in the background? The vocals coming in at 3:14 and 12:25 sound really chill.

@fallingawake5706 2 ай бұрын

Dr answer this man!

@GeneralPuff 13 күн бұрын

Has anyone found it yet? I have been trying to find it too.

@gungnir3926 2 ай бұрын

I think that the payment in blood could be a switching of bloodtests during a competition, leading to the disqualification due to steroiduse and a total schunning from the instachad community. A fate worse than death.

@PuppetMasterdaath144 2 ай бұрын

I was a bit bored at the start but now at the end I feel like I have witnessed greatness.

@andrewwaldock 2 ай бұрын

Incredible work man, your best yet.

@relight6931 2 ай бұрын

This was fucking genius!

@vxsuperbadxvx5792 2 ай бұрын

Just started the vid, im excited for this bad boi. U da man mr 🦊

@marcop1587 2 ай бұрын

I might take this _Towel Etiliquette_ course myself one day

@PhilipOConnor-wd7yt 2 ай бұрын

Seamless unreal what a job Well done

@ladyargiopesvanity 2 ай бұрын

I'm really digging this soundtrack. Do you have any links to the artists?

@mmmmmmmmmmm10 2 ай бұрын

Amazing work!

@vadyazmey 2 ай бұрын

Dude, missed Joevahkiin series so much. Those were brilliant

@vxsuperbadxvx5792 2 ай бұрын

That was masterful 👏 bravo sir i am thoroughly entertained and impressed by your savvy. Cheers 🍺

@patbateman979 2 ай бұрын

Great, great video. A personal favorite

@alexanderx33 2 ай бұрын

Just above the average Philippino man? So 4.4". Hmm, he must drive a lifted F-250.

@hautencouleurs 2 ай бұрын

that's dope content !! thanks !

@Bvggerffpls 2 ай бұрын

Great video dude. Could you please provide a playlist for the banging tunes in the background? They sound amazing

@DarthDaddy4196 2 ай бұрын

I love this holy shit when’s part two

@user-ye4vn5rb6m 2 ай бұрын

That is flawless

@ICA.Agent47 2 ай бұрын

We want part 2

@RoyalDelux 2 ай бұрын

Doing so many gay calculations sounds kinda gay, you've simulated the mind of a homosexual within your mind theatre...your mind theatre has tony award winning sag actors performing two shows nightly trying to leap over gay obstacles .... Gracefully I might add

@kylekoozer 2 ай бұрын

good stuff dolus keep it coming

@synyster_gaitas 2 ай бұрын

6:11 "I hate to see her go, but after all those squats, I like to watch her leave." That one really made me laugh.

@user-sj3fp2xq2m 2 ай бұрын

Bro you're killing me with these ahaha

@Gamingchairenthusiast122 2 ай бұрын

Another hit.

@LICENFIREFEAR 2 ай бұрын

that was a very magnificent writing and story

@Sofia-tq7ur Ай бұрын

Damn. Insightful

@scivanpoon 2 ай бұрын

"I have to return some videotapes." 🤣🤣🤣

@DruuzilTechGames 2 ай бұрын

lmfao, great job as usual.

@reditoao 2 ай бұрын

ngl This is the most relatable video I've seen on KZfaq

@belegarironhammer3200 2 ай бұрын

Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂

@FatherCorn 2 ай бұрын

At first I was like, no way am I watching a 19 min ai video, but damn was it well made and just sucked me in. I hope the script wasn't also ai, cause if so we are really screwed with the take over.

@Xhanatos 3 күн бұрын

Don't care if it is AI if its well made LOL

@doomd1816 2 ай бұрын

Fantastic Give us more

@ajcottrill4949 2 ай бұрын

Lmao, you made Patrick Bateman look like Captain Man mixed with Max Headroom.

@darktales2575 2 ай бұрын

epic fucking vid man cant wait for pt2!

@Karvre 2 ай бұрын

Alchocol joke is great hahaha

@GH-wc5sf 2 ай бұрын

10mg of testosterone? Is that it!

@stevens1041 2 ай бұрын

Impressive. I was hooked until the credits.

@thegringoscottproductions1699 2 ай бұрын

Very well written. Do you write that or was it ai influenced?

@LilyEmbargo Ай бұрын

That bit about mental illness really makes you think.

@mozzishot 2 ай бұрын

This is gold

@bardock310 Ай бұрын

Impressive, very nice. Let’s see the sequel.

@RebelNutts-gg1xf 2 ай бұрын

Hey man maybe part 3 of the Jordan in Half life.

@wikwayer 2 ай бұрын

4:46 I would like to have this as my wallpaper please 🙏

@icyx9268 2 ай бұрын

SONG in this video ?

@joesashiify 2 ай бұрын

I like the music. Name?

@JS33 2 ай бұрын

Best movie 2024 so far 😎💪 Love the mpmd references 😂

@supreme8113 2 ай бұрын

This was brilliant 😂

@smoothrivers5553 2 ай бұрын

Yes

@juanbogard4022 2 ай бұрын

The sequel we never ask for

@xSamxStormx 2 ай бұрын

That was creative, nice work. It is quite evident that you are not psychopathic lol

@meeklynobody3230 2 ай бұрын

Jesus Im Patrick Bet-Bateman, great music. Some of these he straight has a mullet 😂.

@gungnir3926 Ай бұрын

i cant wait for this to continue. along with the james bond series. damn everything is so good

@sniperslim 2 ай бұрын

voice turned into will forte at 4:30

@ItsAllGoodGames 2 ай бұрын

So damn good

@krimzonraven 2 ай бұрын

Could we get a songs used list??? Please?

@WKZworks 2 ай бұрын

Did anyone else feel like taking notes listening to this?

@BlatantThrowAway 2 ай бұрын

I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

@stevethedreamerofdreams6444 2 ай бұрын

Perfect script, bravo!

@The_Comedian556 2 ай бұрын

4:59 *But its pronounced "jim"*

@manuel-xax Ай бұрын

Please, what is the song played circa 3m30s ?

@hardcoreclassicenjoyer 2 ай бұрын

what the fuck this is too much dude. How did we get spoilt with this banger?

@zeke5989 2 ай бұрын

This goes hard when he mentions Brice, lmao.

@dannydanny865 2 ай бұрын

Such an interesting video

@Legacyofmine 2 ай бұрын

why does this motivate and inspire me? am i ok? lol