Drugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166

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Happy new year and welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about surgeries, Tom translates Bert's plane conversation, and Kurt Cobain. The Jewish community reacts to Bert's Hitler cup, Bert shares a story about his wife, and the bears trade accidental smuggling stories. They describe their perfect day of drugs, discuss Bert's self awareness, and fitness. Bert then pitches Tom one of his best ideas: 2 Bears 1 Coach, where they interview coaches like Jimmy Johnson, Coach Prime and Phil Jackson.
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KZfaq Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:46 - Surgeries and Tom Translates Bert
00:09:01 - Attractive People
00:11:35 - Whitley Heights and Kurt Cobain
00:21:59 - Jewish Community Reacts to Bert's Tea Cup
00:32:43 - Bert Loves His Wife
00:37:51 - Drug Stories
00:41:30 - Tom's Perfect Day of Drugs
00:47:56 - Bert is Self Aware
00:52:59 - Fitness
00:57:03 - 2 Bears 1 Coach
01:08:47 - Bert's Perfect Day of Food and Drugs

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@The_Wendigo Жыл бұрын

“I think I’m a soft narcissist “ -Bart almost having a self realization.

@andrewgedman1214 Жыл бұрын

"soft" like the kind of narcissism that's ok to have - the healthy kind

@futureskeletons66669 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, no raging narcissist is going to say they're a raging narcissist, they're going to say they're a soft narcissist. Because they're a fucking narcissist

@illuminahde Жыл бұрын

Next week he'll realize his soft racism

@KZ_MMA_ Жыл бұрын

He puts the "soft" on there to protect his ego, due to his hardcore and extreme narcissism

@justinbridgez Жыл бұрын

and its covert narcissism..neal said it many times...sheesh bart

@PizzaSIut Жыл бұрын

Imagine a saatva ad that's just Leanne chilling on one side of the bed and Bart doing a cannonball on the other side with no effects to Leanne's sleep. 100%

@CHINESE_PRIDE Жыл бұрын

Genius-level marketing, right there. That sounds exactly like something Bret would do. Ps. Hawaiian Pizza. Yes or no?

@omarluyando9353 Жыл бұрын

@@CHINESE_PRIDEhell yes.

@LilLou97 Жыл бұрын

@@CHINESE_PRIDE Hawaiian pizza is gross as fuck

@henryfrazier3046 Жыл бұрын

He doesn’t need another surgery #bertisfat

@jz9417 Жыл бұрын

Those beds break

@shawnannul Жыл бұрын

I love how Tom just looks like he's discovering more and more about his friend every hour😂

@jb18584 Жыл бұрын

The amount of times Bert starts and stops a sentence is some kind of world record.

@Shempullen76gmail Жыл бұрын

I do same in text somehow

@johanstinson Жыл бұрын

Pretty common for fat drunks like Bert

@jodiblunt1710 9 ай бұрын

Haha we should tell them to try it!

@henrygarcia828 Жыл бұрын

Bert is like a Piñata of random $hit and Tom smacks him from time to time to let more fall out.. We are the kids waiting for the show and candy.

@eltjeau Жыл бұрын

Yes

@SwordofZen Жыл бұрын

Accurate😂 🪅

@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын

Tom really is a genius, keeping this pod going with him bc he knows Bert may have a lot of faults but he’ll never be boring and the show will be consistently inconsistent. And Tom can just sit there and decompress after his insane tour schedule , laugh and pipe in once and awhile without having to carry the show .

@henrygarcia828 Жыл бұрын

@@clevermissfox Agreed!

@Grizzly_Biscuit Жыл бұрын

I've never heard a more accurate representation of the relationship between us and them.

@slime.poo6168 Жыл бұрын

This podcast always feels like Bert's a guest on Tom's show

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@nazaxprime Жыл бұрын

Tom just has a way about him. Probably derived from some self inflicted trauma, but I guess I don't really know enough or care to know enough to say definitively. I do however know he'll never read this. 😂

@sihlemkhize4763 Жыл бұрын

That’s where the magic is, Tom is a master interviewer , Bert’s a master story teller, best combo.

@nathanielcampbell3488 Жыл бұрын

Bert “the Machine” Kreischer and Dwane “the Rock” Johnson should do a movie or show or something together. Tom too…maybe.

@slime.poo6168 Жыл бұрын

@@nathanielcampbell3488 dude, that was the gayest shit ever

@alexandraelliott5201 Жыл бұрын

Watching this waiting for back surgery but Bert's and Tom's view on how great it is, is helping me mentally get thru this.

@nazaxprime Жыл бұрын

Best wishes.

@KikaKunt Жыл бұрын

Good luck and heal fast!

@MrFLbreakz Жыл бұрын

Tom is like Bert's handler

@livefire81 Жыл бұрын

The min Bert gestured drinking from a tea cup with his pinky out he inadvertently instructed his fans how to salute him non-verbally. Forever.

@YMH_Studios. Жыл бұрын

@will-i-am386 Жыл бұрын

Yup pinkys up to Bart if I ever see him in public

@bluepilledalpha Жыл бұрын

Classic SpongeBob 😂

@JD_Duddy Жыл бұрын

Definitely his Jewish Fans

@sss171 Жыл бұрын

“I’m very coachable” “I’m not a good listener”. Love ya Bert

@PeekingPixels Жыл бұрын

Toms look he gave Bert when he was talking about getting DP'd in prison was priceless

@tommyramsay8806 Жыл бұрын

"I'm in Sweden right now I think, I'm in Oslo" Classic Bruce

@HalinazDziecmi Жыл бұрын

If you don't know what this comment is about you are clearly American lol

@mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын

As a ‘merican who married a Norwegian and moved to Oslo, I’d imagine Scandinavians would love Bart as he’s a literal cartoon character of American stereotypes.

@HalinazDziecmi Жыл бұрын

@@mrs.h2725 yeah, we want our Americans fat and dumb here lmao

@newsrapper Жыл бұрын

@@HalinazDziecmi hey some of us Americans are actually educated about other places

@fullSendernopretender Жыл бұрын

Bert*

@Frank_Reynolds__. Жыл бұрын

Buffalo Wild Wings really should hire Bart for their commercials. He's literally the kind of guy who hangs there.

@cavemanvi Жыл бұрын

And those hypothetical Jewish families should keep telling him they love him

@danielsliwa1045 Жыл бұрын

Yes, with a limited sauce flavor: Mah-Sheen to promote the partnership! It basically writes itself lol

@Frank_Reynolds__. Жыл бұрын

@@danielsliwa1045 no way in hell I'd be eating Bert's Machine Sauce 🤢🤮

@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын

@@Frank_Reynolds__. you maybe leave the word "eating" out of that sentence there lol

@crackerbarreIkid55 Жыл бұрын

He’s banned from a few of them lol

@skmo7072 Жыл бұрын

I love how bert thinks he's a host but he's actually the guest / patient

@michaelm5601 11 ай бұрын

I am addicted to Bert’s snorting laugh..

@masick1107 Жыл бұрын

So glad Bert lived to make it to another episode

@murkwell17 Жыл бұрын

Bert talks to Tom every week like he's that one friend who's one of your closest, but lives just far enough away that you don't see him all summer, and it's the first day of school and he has so much to tell him

@joshbarnett3210 Жыл бұрын

Hearing the producers laugh with us makes me happy, gotta be fun working with these guys

@nicholasallenthehuman Жыл бұрын

Tom, that shift you’re talking about is happening right now with so many great comedians who have the balls to make their own specials and release them themselves. It’s cool to see that happening the past few years. You and Bert are the best!

@jamesstone6582 Жыл бұрын

I wasn't aware how badly I needed Bert's Swedish doctor impersonation in my life until I heard it

@randallross420 Жыл бұрын

he should totally voice the Swedish Chef in the next Muppets movie

@hawknottopgun5891 Жыл бұрын

You need the impersonation like Bert actually needs a fucking doctor

@polybiusnymb6446 Жыл бұрын

Lol Nice try, Bert

@jamesstone6582 Жыл бұрын

@@polybiusnymb6446 Bert's illiterate, there's no way he'd post that comment. Also, his side KZfaq profile he uses to comment on KZfaq would probably have a name like "idrinkjizzfromhitler'scup69.

@thomasmaguire683 Жыл бұрын

“Thissa guy’s notta gonna be a bigga scientist” 😂😂😂

@Icedooitle Жыл бұрын

Tim's gonna health himself out of being a Bear.

@DekkarJr Жыл бұрын

dude yeah he looks incredible - dudes got deltoid demarcations you can tell through his shirt

@hlinville6034 Жыл бұрын

Another year or two of Testosterone and hitting gym hard won't be able to differentiate him from Jack Lalanne.

@calvinlee8103 Жыл бұрын

Tim.

@ntutino1980 Жыл бұрын

Not if he’s loving those Oxy’s so much

@Blade70 Жыл бұрын

Opposite Burnt.

@javierpompa5935 Жыл бұрын

Burt 100% reads the comments

@wep6433 Жыл бұрын

Hi Bret

@crunchythedave Жыл бұрын

uhhhh hundred percent

@seanm9363 Жыл бұрын

Heil Bret

@wannagethighpodcast Жыл бұрын

Hi Gary

@scotts3335 Жыл бұрын

Hai Mark

@Skinz1975 Жыл бұрын

Shout out to all the fans from Oslo Sweden!

@NurseLisaMo Жыл бұрын

Life would be perfect if you had these guys as neighbours. They are pioneers for how big standup comedy has become and how it’s perceived. I love to laugh. They honestly will both have amazing legacies…you guys are a rare character mix and I know you will continue to bring laughter in households for decades to come still ! 🇨🇦✌🏽

@Henchman1977 Жыл бұрын

Tom giving me some physique goals for the new year! Bert is before, Tom is after.

@StanleyKubick1 Жыл бұрын

He's still fat. He just has shoulders now.

@xXgaucho Жыл бұрын

Burt adding water to his list was out of left field 🤣

@-jmac995 Жыл бұрын

Bert really is completely hammered all of the time

@bliiild 11 ай бұрын

Pretty much

@jeremybrown6449 Жыл бұрын

The fact that Bert put Vegemite in his day nestled between Mushrooms Coke and Xanax make this man the GOAT.

@grant.bloomquist Жыл бұрын

I have no doubt Bert can make a Billion, I have absolutely zero confidence Bert could make a croissant by himself

@StanleyKubick1 Жыл бұрын

*bagel. It sounds better with alliteration

@juliangallardo24 Жыл бұрын

@@StanleyKubick1 ☝️

@chaddebeau0308 Жыл бұрын

Croissants are difficult from scratch. He does have a cooking show though.

@roastedtoast9337 Жыл бұрын

Used to be a fan of bert, till my dad, (a severe alcoholic, who literally drank himself to death,) passed. Alcoholism is deadly asf, and hes on that path.

@cdub1734 Жыл бұрын

Hey croissants are pretty hard to make

@JR-tz6ev Жыл бұрын

I love the power Tom holds over Berts life lol. Littlest things he does to mess with Bert like the tea cup, or the health jokes he does at the beginning of the shows when hes not on has so much impact on his life its amazing truly beautiful. Tom could single handedly cancel Bert on his own while barely trying if he just woke up one day like what the hell!!! Love you guys

@BrainboxOfficial_1 Жыл бұрын

The handle👆 ships the best Psychedelics, MDMA and alot more...

@brittanie777 Жыл бұрын

Listening to Bert plot his drug bender is really like watching a symphony being composed

@David_Lo_Pan Жыл бұрын

Psychedelics legit saved my life after the military

@TheDJOblivion Жыл бұрын

Shawn Ryan show?

@David_Lo_Pan Жыл бұрын

@@TheDJOblivion Do I remember you from there? FMF Corpsman 2nd Battalion 1st Marines. I openly discuss my experiences with everyone, in the hopes it decreases the number of 22 veterans a day.

@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын

@@David_Lo_Panwhat’s 22 veterans a day ?

@David_Lo_Pan Жыл бұрын

@@clevermissfox 22 veterans a day, on average, take their lives. Had it not been for shrooms.... i probably would've done to myself what the enemy couldn't do. A lot of my boys took their own lives. Even though I said they could reach out anytime, or crash with me if need be.... when someone is in a dark place, they can feel all alone wven when surrounded by people that love them. I believe TBI plays a highly undiagnosed role, that gets conflated with PTSD.

@juankruger2598 Жыл бұрын

Bert: Remember the time I used to just speak over you? Used to? Love these guys 😆

@Eddie_fn_g Жыл бұрын

He still does, but he used to, too.

@juankruger2598 Жыл бұрын

@@Eddie_fn_g 😆

@Fun_On_WarjpgFR 11 ай бұрын

these two created theyr own one day chalenge right now dude 😂

@asorsh3 Жыл бұрын

The satisfaction on Tom's face when BERT announced his gift.

@ArtVandelay77 Жыл бұрын

5 mins in and Burnt has already placed Oslo in Sweden

@merrieleiderman1885 Жыл бұрын

Close enough

@LuLu24Ayo Жыл бұрын

Just be proud he knows Oslo is a place

@ArtVandelay77 Жыл бұрын

@@LuLu24Ayo Yeah after this many episodes my expectations shouldn't be that high. Good enough for him.

@toastedjoe1013 Жыл бұрын

Americans can't even identify their own states. Only time we learn about new countries on a map is when we're bombing them.

@rogerv6590 Жыл бұрын

oslo was in sweden at one point, but that was a long time ago. Bert may be good at history 🤔

@dcamaraman939 Жыл бұрын

Bert's apology to Nadav was the greatest arc in podcast history.

@wbotti Жыл бұрын

I'm only 5 minutes in and I'm choking with laughter. You guys are on another level. A very sick, dark level.

@Alex-rl4uy Жыл бұрын

"I work from 6am....till the end of the day" 😂 welcome to adult land

@RedsBigRig Жыл бұрын

No shit huh hahha

@WKRP187 Жыл бұрын

You normally work from 6am-2am the next day?

@bulldawg71199 Жыл бұрын

@@WKRP187 This gotta be bart’s 2nd channel 😂 I’ve seen u defending every comment against him LMAO

@marzbar393 Жыл бұрын

thats alot of work for a comedian

@chase4086 Жыл бұрын

@@WKRP187 idk, does the work we’re talking primarily consist of drinking gallons of alcohol and talking to people?

@alexjordan9370 Жыл бұрын

It's remarkable Tom used to weigh as much, if not more than Bert. Now he is closer to 200 pounds while Bert looks on his way to 300.

@TheJamesDyl Жыл бұрын

Tom does look WAY better than what he used to, but it’s so funny when he fat shames Bert cause he’s still pretty overweight lol

@mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын

Hoooly crap Nadav though lol 😂. When he passed in front of the camera he looked like Tess Holiday’s body double.

@probablynot879 Жыл бұрын

@@TheJamesDyl he’s also pretty strong and suprisingly lean when he tenses. I think he’s one of those guys that would look weird as fuck skinny because he’s naturally big

@Auqua1973 Жыл бұрын

It's kind of sad. The one thing Bert thinks is his brand is the one thing that is going to kill him young. It's very sad that a grown family man is such a public alcoholic and thinks it's okay.

@TheJamesDyl Жыл бұрын

@@probablynot879 Yeah they both have muscle now from years of carrying that weight around. Would be awesome/terrifying seeing a lean muscular Tom

@TrapGoose420 Жыл бұрын

I love how there was just like a full Minute or two of them showing their love for Croissants. Yes they are amazing.

@Alex-jq3vx Жыл бұрын

Tom made the exact same face as me when bert peals the sticker off his cap 😂😂

@rawsko0316 Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, bert finished a thought after remembering to go back to the point...theres hope!!

@zachhall624 Жыл бұрын

Once it is thousands of times is an anomaly

@zg9445 Жыл бұрын

He’s self-correcting! 😂😂😂

@hettel_visual Жыл бұрын

Right, I was actually so proud of him 😪

@probablynot879 Жыл бұрын

He barely interrupted when Tom talked about his no consequence day

@juliangallardo24 Жыл бұрын

Brehhh😂

@mattvorse4260 Жыл бұрын

Gotta love Bernts idea of working "all day" is doing podcasts :D

@puntmedias Жыл бұрын

"I'm in Sweden right now - I'm in Oslo" - Genius

@br7189 Жыл бұрын

Off to a great start

@nickmiller8131 Жыл бұрын

I feel like we went from hearing Bert and Tom talk about how fun coke would be, to hearing Bert talk about how much fun “coke used to be”

@NoSe-ci5oc Жыл бұрын

Of course

@oldkingcrow777 Жыл бұрын

So manybpeople watching this wish they had the privilege of knowing these guys, to show them that it CAN still be good 🤣

@thefumexxl Жыл бұрын

@@oldkingcrow777 Right? quality is up, price is down, and the cartels have gotten a lot better about their cuts and contamination. It's safer, stronger and cheaper than it has been in years. Covid really made it super sketchy since nobody was casually crossing borders and ships weren't getting into port to unload. The supply chain reopened, and different groups got into moving it out of SA and Mexico, who have very little incentive to cut it to shit or let it get contaminated (on purpose or on accident).

@Milobolo Жыл бұрын

@@thefumexxl where’s the stats on that dawg, lotta ❄️ cut with fentanyl out here now, and it’s not like you can compare it with past decades

@SHACOBES123 Жыл бұрын

Cocaine when I was younger was AT LEAST 10 times better than it is today

@IeuroI Жыл бұрын

his swedish impression is pretty much spot on

@27Strike Жыл бұрын

Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer I'm finally 100% sober just over a month now for the 1st time since I was 15. You guys are awesome, but damn this episode sure brings back some addictive feelings! Thanx and keep being the best Bears alive!!!

@C.McDoogs Жыл бұрын

Congrats on the 30 days man. That's huge. Keep it going

@pinkpugginz Жыл бұрын

I'm 6 years off dope. You can do it!

@27Strike Жыл бұрын

@@pinkpugginz thank you for the encouragement

@27Strike Жыл бұрын

@@C.McDoogs thank you for the encouragement

@corpsmankind Жыл бұрын

Congrats! 15 months and best choice of my life!

@drokkerelq Жыл бұрын

Tom's the Bert whisperer. Only he understands WTF Bert is talking about.

@AD-df5tm Жыл бұрын

Buying a new backpack instead of spending like 5 minutes to clean it out is the most Bert thing ever.

@bigpictureguys8415 Жыл бұрын

Or Bobby lee

@senseiernesto86 Жыл бұрын

2 Bears 1 Coach actually sounds like a amazing idea, specifically coming from Bert! I’m proud of him.

@Adam-ze1jw Жыл бұрын

Plot twist: for years Tom’s really just been working on his doctorate and Bert has been his case study. Effects of substance abuse and success. 😂 Next up, comparison of the human missing link and the Mickey mantle gene.

@nituna27 Жыл бұрын

😅😅

@stephenhime898 Жыл бұрын

Brent should do a promo for Berlin where he just says I'm coming to Berlin with the date and he's holding the 🍵

@satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren Жыл бұрын

That would be wonderful 😂

@tictacufo3326 Жыл бұрын

Bart looks so bloated by the booze.... I love it.

@tworichy Жыл бұрын

The best podcast to make me feel normal, love the way they think ands it’s entertaining cause you know their having fun.

@UPTAUT Жыл бұрын

I think these 2 dudes are my spirit animal. God bless these 2 bears

@Alex-rl4uy Жыл бұрын

I've lived in a few trailers(4) since I was around 6. I'm 37 now and still find myself in a single wide, all original trailer, that was built in 1964.

@PEGGLES93 Жыл бұрын

These two flip my day for the better no matter what.

@user-sq8ki8zi8u Жыл бұрын

I love you guys so much

@chelseamendez1942 Жыл бұрын

Literally my favorite duo!! Reminds me if me and my boyfriends conversations after a smoke session lol would love to hand with these dudes!

@travismester Жыл бұрын

It’s great to hear Bert say that he chose water over booze before his flight🤜🤛

@tryitout7435 Жыл бұрын

Aaaaand I guess today is the day I relapse. Thanks Bert, and especially thanks Tom. Hearing you discribe that day of going hard really pushed me over the edge. Whatever. 8 years clean. gone. Going to be a wild ride. Wish me luck.

@josef2012 Жыл бұрын

Username/comment synergy checks out.

@thn82_ Жыл бұрын

Don't know if your serious, but if I catch you in time - don't do it bro, 8 years is something to be proud of. Go see a comedy show, go blow some cash on sex, call a sponsor, anything else that will preoccupy your mind til the next day. If it's too late then be safe and take it easy, don't go hard alone. We know the dark places that can lead too.

@patrickmihalyi3869 Жыл бұрын

Don’t talk about it, be about it! 🎉🎉

@xxxthe_poop_banditxxx4374 Жыл бұрын

Go ahead throw your life away like a loser. Your family counts on you your friends count on you. So go ahead throw away 8 years of hard work because of someone description of being high. You went through you know it’s not worth it or else why did you quit in the first place. Be a winner pick yourself up and go do something you enjoy.

@ptmac333 Жыл бұрын

Lol clearly you were looking for excuse don't blame Tim and bart

@ComicKodi Жыл бұрын

This is the first 2 bears I’ve WATCHED. I always listen on Spotify. Holy shit it’s even funnier getting to visually see toms reactions to Bert’s asinine ideas or thoughts lmao

@brandonnorth392 Жыл бұрын

You two genuinely are the greatest friend duo on the planet, bert is like a coked out chihuahua and Tom is the wrangler, I watch every podcast and it’s helped me through one of the toughest years of my life. So thank you both for what you do, it really does save lives and I’m walking proof of that. Happy New Years you funny fat bastards ❤️

@BrainboxOfficial_1 Жыл бұрын

The handle👆 ships the best Psychedelics, MDMA and alot more....

@nicholaswhitehead3437 Жыл бұрын

I think I've heard Bart tell the story about Shane and his daughter so many times that I can see it changing like a game of telephone...but its just Brent calling himself

@flynnplumlee5293 Жыл бұрын

It's him trying to shape a bit

@salanderstrength4897 Жыл бұрын

@@flynnplumlee5293 well he should stop because it’s not a good one

@ChandlerMBing1313 Жыл бұрын

Bert describes his no consequence day and it's literally just his every day life 🤣🤣

@aaronb6526 Жыл бұрын

The only podcast I can truly watch and finish and enjoy every part of it

@jarjarss5123 Жыл бұрын

Vinnie Paz album behind Tom is a nice touch.

@dustinhanson5849 Жыл бұрын

Right. Tom knows his hip hop

@Joe-oj4rh Жыл бұрын

You touch me nice

@jarjarss5123 Жыл бұрын

@@Joe-oj4rh it's a gift and a curse. *kisses*

@queenieqt2033 Жыл бұрын

I fucking love Vinnie Paz

@user-hr1uj8fi3n Жыл бұрын

We all know that Tom thought about giving the tea cup to Ari first 🙊

@SunflowerDogs Жыл бұрын

I was thinking Ari should deposit a bloody dump in it to honor the memory the fuher lol

@gac1579 Жыл бұрын

never crossed his mind. they arent as tight as tom n bert

@s3m4jno5w4d Жыл бұрын

Nah

@user-hr1uj8fi3n Жыл бұрын

@@s3m4jno5w4d what a well thought out, intelectual and articulated argument you’ve made. You sure showed me what’s what 🤦‍♀️

@max_coast Жыл бұрын

@@user-hr1uj8fi3n but he's right, iykyk

@wlls Жыл бұрын

You can tell Bert isnt even listening to Toms perfect day he's just planing out his

@winterc.2476 Жыл бұрын

Planning*, Genius

@brookerangel-legris Жыл бұрын

The food porn in this episode is hilarious 😂 watching Bert’s face as Tom describes what he’s gonna eat was so funny!

@matthewcall6864 Жыл бұрын

You guys described every day of my early twenties……followed by 3 years of rehab haha

@johnsimth6587 Жыл бұрын

I've never seen a better representation of gluttony and greed than Berts facial reactions while Tom talks about drugs and food. Tom almost saw Berts vinegar strokes.

@joshparris9675 Жыл бұрын

Vinegar strokes. 🤌🤣 I forgot about that one.

@johnsimth6587 Жыл бұрын

@@joshparris9675 There is so much from that show we shouldn't lose, fucking clever ass writing.

@hunterwhite4394 Жыл бұрын

Bert goes from shirtless to wearing a sundress. If they say you’re queer baiting, shut em down for diminishing your truth

@zehmyan Жыл бұрын

One of Tom's greatest comic abilities is surrounding himself with people whom he can deploy his knowing silent smile and nod on. It works with Christina too... but just feeding Bert rope is comedy gold.

@BrainboxOfficial_1 Жыл бұрын

The handle👆 ships the best Psychedelics, MDMA and alot more..

@akjohnny5997 Жыл бұрын

idk as sophisticated as he is, he still crushed his own arm and ate shit 🤷

@mizzbanshee Жыл бұрын

My two all time favorite comedians and I’m so happy they’re best friends

@douggiephresh1985 Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear that...

@jackolimb6145 11 ай бұрын

Don't worry buddy, you'll get tired of Bert soon

@mizzbanshee 11 ай бұрын

@@jackolimb6145 yeah I just take him in doses. His broken sentences urk me but he’s still one of my favorite people to laugh with.

@BEARTHEBEAR. Жыл бұрын

NEW YEAR. NEW MONDAY! Best day of week

@FussMonsters Жыл бұрын

This is the best way to start the week. Hands down.

@squibbelsmcjohnson Жыл бұрын

I love when he is telling is story he finds absolutely hilarious.. That energy 😂😂

@NHL357 Жыл бұрын

I was eating a croissant ham+swiss when they started talking about croissants. Something really satisfying about hearing about a delicious food and having in your hands already. 100% croissants are amazing.

@nachomansandyravage2346 Жыл бұрын

Bert was a lot to handle this episode. Tim has patience I didn't know were possible to have

@aaroncorrell8728 Жыл бұрын

Sadly, the show was more entertaining when Bert was away, IMO.

@legendaryvapes8849 Жыл бұрын

Saatva pillows are fire

@Alex-rl4uy Жыл бұрын

Every listener gets a free pillow on Bert and Tom.

@legendaryvapes8849 Жыл бұрын

@@Alex-rl4uy lol I wish

@dsper7640 Жыл бұрын

Havnt had a chance to watch 2 bears 1 cup or ymh in general in like 2 3 months. TOM LOOKS AMAZING KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MAN!!!

@JohnDelucia-yr5mz Жыл бұрын

Tom that’s a sick day that’s why I like the hospital so much when I was having operations, I agree totally

@bigmoneymandan360 Жыл бұрын

I've watched ymh for years and 2 bears since it started and my love for bacon egg and cheese on croissants made this croissant bit, my favorite bit ever! 😂😂😂😂😂

@YMH_Studios. Жыл бұрын

@LegionOfShrooms Жыл бұрын

If Tom and Bert lived in an apartment. they’d be like Sinfeld and Kramer. Bert is Kramer

@Krishilbun Жыл бұрын

I love when Bert says something wild and Tom looks to the booth boys with that face /rofl

@randomsp00ns88 2 ай бұрын

dude i cant just the whole conversation about crescents killed me at the end 😂

@ryanbaker7920 Жыл бұрын

2 bears 1 coach. Bob Stoops has free time!!

@C33MountainMan Жыл бұрын

If i had a perfect day with no regrets the next day, im drinking milk.

@heygek2769 Жыл бұрын

How decadent.

@jarnold1789 Жыл бұрын

And eating gluten

@RickardApps Жыл бұрын

About time Brat apologized to Nadav

@easiverly253 Жыл бұрын

Bert calling "White Whale" a "Great White Shark" is the best example of him.

@chandler9870 Жыл бұрын

I love how Bart is telling us his daughter not tryna laugh at Shane Ghillis… again lol

@BrainboxOfficial_1 Жыл бұрын

The handle👆 ships the best Psychedelics, MDMA and alot more....

@jellojoe00 Жыл бұрын

Bert works VERY hard. Drinking, getting high, telling jokes.

@WKRP187 Жыл бұрын

Always wonder why if something is so easy then why aren't ppl like you doing it for a living?

@cavemanvi Жыл бұрын

@@WKRP187 tone it down Bert’s cousin.

@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 Жыл бұрын

@@WKRP187 not everyone wants to be a clown

@DeejayRach0 Жыл бұрын

@@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 is not easy to be funny

@np-bl7qc Жыл бұрын

@@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 says the guy who goes to a person's podcast to talk shit about them 🤡

@stevendavis1089 Жыл бұрын

Favorite part of a Monday

@sampetronelli Жыл бұрын

The panic reminds you you’re alive. It’s a good place to be. Knowing you’re high as ball and working thru it. You find a way to giggle out of it

@Jay-et7xe Жыл бұрын

Tom is looking so good, as a bigger guy this is actually motivating, it’s easy to make excuses But when you sit back and think about it, you can make time for anything. Excited for the year ahead

@squibbelsmcjohnson Жыл бұрын

No more excuses