Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180

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It’s a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! The bears talk about touring in Latin America, men getting dressed, and how much Bert loves Testosterone. They talk about Fast and the Furious franchise, naming a standup special, The Machine movie. They reminisce about cutting each other’s hair and try to figure out if they’d get hair transplants.
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KZfaq Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:41 - Touring in Latin America
00:16:03 - Tom Befriended Soccer Super Fan
00:24:04 - Men Getting Dressed
00:31:05 - 2 Bears Fitness
00:38:24 - Naming a Standup Special
00:44:51 - The Machine and Comedians Making TV and Movies
00:57:45 - Cutting Each Others hair
01:08:43 - Hair Transplants

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@adriansmajlaj86
@adriansmajlaj86 Жыл бұрын
Bert asking "Is Mexico City nice?" and then adding "I've been to Mexico City" is just classic Bert 😂
@ogpapabless9777
@ogpapabless9777 Жыл бұрын
That’s 3 shots I think
@allanbuchan6947
@allanbuchan6947 Жыл бұрын
You beat me to it .
@julioenrique8552
@julioenrique8552 Жыл бұрын
What is there to even say about this of course it's nice
@ntutino1980
@ntutino1980 Жыл бұрын
What a redact
@neighborbruce
@neighborbruce Жыл бұрын
​@@ogpapabless9777 that's alcoholism I think
@natale745
@natale745 Жыл бұрын
Tom has learned to rapid answer Bert’s questions in the middle of his stories instead of stopping so that he can keep his story going
@MeticulousTechTV
@MeticulousTechTV Жыл бұрын
Hahaha I came to the comments to see if anybody noticed this. Really enjoyed watching Tom steam roll over so many interruption attempts
@jackdetweiler3442
@jackdetweiler3442 Жыл бұрын
That’s a true friend. Knowing your buddies faults and loving them anyways
@jonathanguevara807
@jonathanguevara807 Жыл бұрын
My thought exactly. 🧠 💡
@raging100
@raging100 Жыл бұрын
Keep in mind, these are adults... NOW at almost 50 they can have a normal conversation
@buttersstotch4956
@buttersstotch4956 Жыл бұрын
@@raging100 Tom has no problems holding conversation he’s fine on other pods he is the only one who can keep Bert on topic even a little bit
@rogueslingshot1457
@rogueslingshot1457 Жыл бұрын
Bert looking more and more like Alex Jones
@rockshow5921
@rockshow5921 Жыл бұрын
😝
@kalybsmith
@kalybsmith Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MatthewSmith-zx6uk
@MatthewSmith-zx6uk Жыл бұрын
By that, do you mean red?
@rangleski3695
@rangleski3695 Жыл бұрын
​@@MatthewSmith-zx6uk and round
@rockshow5921
@rockshow5921 Жыл бұрын
@@MatthewSmith-zx6uk Just fat and bloated
@allanbuchan6947
@allanbuchan6947 Жыл бұрын
Tom is like Bert's social care worker .
@dangmatic
@dangmatic Жыл бұрын
More like his make a wish kid
@scottlarock7924
@scottlarock7924 Жыл бұрын
Use your words, Bert. . . . Actually, scratch that.
@rogerwilco1777
@rogerwilco1777 Жыл бұрын
Wear the anklet Burt
@l800LEMMINGS
@l800LEMMINGS Жыл бұрын
100%
@julioenrique8552
@julioenrique8552 Жыл бұрын
Bart is the 4th highest grossing comedian in the United States of America
@ShredHouseGaming
@ShredHouseGaming Жыл бұрын
Tom adapting to Bert by answering questions mid sentence is astounding
@williamswiniuch7527
@williamswiniuch7527 Жыл бұрын
If you spend any extended time with people who have adhd you learn how to
@rat_king2801
@rat_king2801 Жыл бұрын
bummer you couldnt get as many likes as the guy you copied this comment from
@MattWebz
@MattWebz Жыл бұрын
It’s not that hard dude. It’s an adaptation to communication with certain character types.
@JEPs.
@JEPs. Жыл бұрын
Tom’s comparison of Bert talking like his 4 year old is hilarious. “Watch me jump”
@sethbaus
@sethbaus Жыл бұрын
I love how common place it is for this podcast for them to just quickly ask what weight the other guy is and then talk about what weight they were at different times in their life
@teter9900
@teter9900 Жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same, and also how they always know exactly how much they weighed at any given point in time
@jackriley19
@jackriley19 Жыл бұрын
average fat white guy shit right here.
@edgarsmoritis5788
@edgarsmoritis5788 Жыл бұрын
:D
@bimpliscuit4731
@bimpliscuit4731 Жыл бұрын
Bert saying all of Toms friends are so weird and not realizing that makes him king weirdo😂
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe Жыл бұрын
Saying he lost 60 lbs in a month is classic bert 😂😂
@Timewaits4no1
@Timewaits4no1 Жыл бұрын
For real! ..and from a "cleanse" 😂
@MarioGonzalez-yq3gw
@MarioGonzalez-yq3gw Жыл бұрын
"Is that a Tricept?" is peak Bert
@Heelturnkayfabe
@Heelturnkayfabe Жыл бұрын
"Uh yea I have amazing calves" 😅
@coreystone5370
@coreystone5370 Жыл бұрын
Bart has 3 tricepts, he’s super jacked😂
@mads_music
@mads_music Жыл бұрын
Bert trying to describe the Fast & Furious plot line while on the brink of death sent me
@HEIRorERROR
@HEIRorERROR Жыл бұрын
Brent should do like Ernest. "The Machine Goes to Mexico", "The Machine Goes to Africa", etc
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын
Eeewww
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo Жыл бұрын
I'm dying, ayo, please. Please, he should 1000% do that. It would be the best. Then only sell VHSs of it. You gotta be trash to enjoy it. Bruh. I'm dying, ayo, I hope theyvsee this so bad because Tom would immediately fund it
@redjoshv9605
@redjoshv9605 Жыл бұрын
Genius! Pure gold
@kikib8434
@kikib8434 Жыл бұрын
I fucking LOVE this idea 😂🖤.
@nategomes1719
@nategomes1719 Жыл бұрын
Tom dealing with Bert all the time is like he has another child.
@rapfreak7797
@rapfreak7797 Жыл бұрын
Two more children including Bernt and Crystal
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being Leanne lol
@2pacfan56
@2pacfan56 Жыл бұрын
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 all the smells she has to deal with
@williamnottingham2599
@williamnottingham2599 Жыл бұрын
“You react like a kindergartener! My 4 year old reacts the same way about thinking he can jump through the ceiling”
@RobinHoodrich
@RobinHoodrich Жыл бұрын
I 'm passionate about a few things in my life, but I will never be as passionate as much as Bert is about himself.
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
it's not something to aspire to
@Piggyn
@Piggyn Жыл бұрын
Mother Teresa wasn't as passionate about orphans as Blurt is about himself.
@guyledouche6039
@guyledouche6039 Жыл бұрын
​@@Piggyn she was pretty passionate about that underground railroad tho
@boomdog349
@boomdog349 Жыл бұрын
It’s really amazing
@jakethurman3318
@jakethurman3318 Жыл бұрын
@@guyledouche6039 thank god she was otherwise we never would’ve ended World War II
@savedgesurvive
@savedgesurvive Жыл бұрын
I want Christina to walk in. "What the hell are you guys watching?" "Tom are you watching guys get dressed"
@evanprotsman9623
@evanprotsman9623 Жыл бұрын
2:34 Bret: “Soccer is like jerking off” Also Bret *five seconds later*: “I don’t how it’s like jerking off” Incredible 👏👏
@JesusHComedy
@JesusHComedy Жыл бұрын
It’s just like Jerking off, you can’t use your hands… wait
@austincrisanti3478
@austincrisanti3478 Жыл бұрын
Top comment
@b14ker14
@b14ker14 Жыл бұрын
I actually felt what he said as a self-proclaimed soccer player. The joke should have been," soccer's like jerking off with the left hand. You go into it thinking how hard can this be. Ends up looking like a retarded kid with a popsicle
@Last_Chance.
@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын
Brenda slob like
@sisoyrojo
@sisoyrojo Жыл бұрын
I know this comment will likely get lost in the algorithm, but I fucking love you guys. 2b1c and pretty much the whole ymh network brings true joy into my life as a depressed poor. Wish I could see either Burnt or Timmy live ❤
@dabstreams7537
@dabstreams7537 Жыл бұрын
My favorite is when bert thinks his head is big 20 years ago. It's 3 times the size now.
@lucien4980
@lucien4980 Жыл бұрын
Atleast 3x
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
and only growing because he's on steroids
@hooked16
@hooked16 Жыл бұрын
Tom gaslights him so hard lol
@ondrea3000
@ondrea3000 Жыл бұрын
His face was big 20 years ago. Now around his face is big😂 Bert's 20 year old face looks like a character drawing he got done at the fair😂
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf Жыл бұрын
Yeah but his body is four times the size now so it cancels out
@n3dnarbofficial95
@n3dnarbofficial95 Жыл бұрын
Bert's laughter sounds exactly like pinching the neck of an inflated balloon with both hands and deflating it while it makes that squealing sound of childhood joy 😂🎉
@SarahSkinnyJeans
@SarahSkinnyJeans Жыл бұрын
Lol underrated comment
@corykistler4039
@corykistler4039 Жыл бұрын
when bart does the betterhelp ad, he sounds like his heart stopped beating 3 minutes ago. very cool.
@Alex-rl4uy
@Alex-rl4uy Жыл бұрын
Being the most poor guy here, living in rural southern Mississippi in a single wide trailer built in 1964 with ten or 15 holes in the roof and ten or so holes in the floor, I can understand why wealthy folks struggle with weight. I'm 6'2 and weigh 165. If I had money, I'd eat like crazy. I usually only eat one dumb meal a day and it's ridiculous and plain. Good ol Mississippi
@carson911
@carson911 Жыл бұрын
You’re better off that way.
@patricklayne255
@patricklayne255 Жыл бұрын
Ask brett farve for some funds! He's been stealing from yalls welfare for years
@AirWindFire
@AirWindFire Жыл бұрын
OMAD (One Meal A Day) is very on trend right now. Stop diet shaming fat riches! 🧸🧸
@user-kq6ju6hc1w
@user-kq6ju6hc1w Жыл бұрын
Stupid poor
@Zed6788h
@Zed6788h Жыл бұрын
Pack your bags and move to Washington!
@robertbailey8976
@robertbailey8976 Жыл бұрын
I love how delusional Bert is with his body, saying he is jacked
@TheBruceKeller
@TheBruceKeller Жыл бұрын
Like reverse body dysmorphia. I guess you could just call it narcissism lol.
@jemiiam
@jemiiam Жыл бұрын
Bert is LEGIT on steroids...it's not illegal just morally downgrading to people...he posted a video on IG of the girl giving him his injection in his ass...that's why people keep hyping him up even tho there's no visual difference, yet
@jerrymac4961
@jerrymac4961 Жыл бұрын
He's taking testosterone and working out but still drinking like an animal. I mean, look at his bloated face and belly, who goes around with "jacked" arms while the rest of you is falling apart? You can't have your cake and eat it too, he's going to pay the price for fucking around for so long.....
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
his stomach is bigger than a tractor tire
@McLovin0417
@McLovin0417 Жыл бұрын
He's going to have that delusion all the way to his death bed
@BHardy1108
@BHardy1108 Жыл бұрын
His voice sounds different in 2013 because it wasn’t Scorched with years of alcohol abuse and screaming
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
and acid reflux/vomitting
@2pacfan56
@2pacfan56 Жыл бұрын
His vocal chords are a lot more insulated now too
@Greatlakeskyle.
@Greatlakeskyle. Жыл бұрын
Tim or burnt?
@2pacfan56
@2pacfan56 Жыл бұрын
@@Greatlakeskyle. bront. They show an old clip of him
@BHardy1108
@BHardy1108 Жыл бұрын
@@Greatlakeskyle. Brent
@juanarvizu6205
@juanarvizu6205 Жыл бұрын
Love how much Bert loves laughing at himself laughing 😂❤️
@joboee
@joboee Жыл бұрын
Happy Easter to Bort and Todd
@t-bonestickyfingers1336
@t-bonestickyfingers1336 Жыл бұрын
It's Monday chomo
@BPH55
@BPH55 Жыл бұрын
The rounder and more red his fat face gets the more Bort he becomes.
@vitamind2387
@vitamind2387 Жыл бұрын
Hey Tik Tok, Easter was yesterday
@iainpennywatson
@iainpennywatson Жыл бұрын
“I have incredible calf’s” - Every fat person
@krystlesykes2623
@krystlesykes2623 Жыл бұрын
These 2 are my #1 favorite duo of all time to watch! Thanks, guys, for all your dedication and great times❤
@jeremiahdaniels
@jeremiahdaniels Жыл бұрын
It’s so nice to see Bert finally have Tom on the show to interview.
@lennylemens
@lennylemens Жыл бұрын
Bart almost died on that toilet like Elvis. Small known fact Elvis died laughing at YMH videos.
@yoBigWave
@yoBigWave Жыл бұрын
Bert takes a Flintstone vitamin and thinks he can climb mount everest
@fireofhislove3395
@fireofhislove3395 Жыл бұрын
When I flew into Mexico city there was a thick brown cloud that we descended through and ascended through when leaving.
@barryparker4733
@barryparker4733 Жыл бұрын
Bert losing his shit over Fast and the Furious was so damn funny🤣
@thomholio
@thomholio Жыл бұрын
Bert shaving Tom’s chest is legendary.
@Little.Moon92
@Little.Moon92 Жыл бұрын
“If anything, it’s Christian!” Sent me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Bigdog5400
@Bigdog5400 Жыл бұрын
1:01:50, it's wild how much Tom's transformed. He went from looking like he's two Big Mac's from death's door to looking like he's 30
@jeremypaone3352
@jeremypaone3352 Жыл бұрын
fetus purée
@AdiFingold
@AdiFingold Жыл бұрын
He doesn’t fucken look thirty are you kidding me
@ProfessorMoriarty_done_kilt_Q
@ProfessorMoriarty_done_kilt_Q Жыл бұрын
Bert’s getting puffy again, I thought you were wearing your Patagonia brother! 😂❤
@chrism8234
@chrism8234 Жыл бұрын
Hes on a bender he was Def drunk on dillons podcast and seems drunk here lol
@ALLTimeGamerTroll
@ALLTimeGamerTroll Жыл бұрын
someone - "is that a triceps i see?" brent - "yea, i have amazing calves"
@theeyeofday
@theeyeofday Жыл бұрын
😂😂😭😭
@davidrichardson4271
@davidrichardson4271 Жыл бұрын
I just thought I’d say what a blessing you guys are and I always look forward to the pod every week
@megyskermike
@megyskermike Жыл бұрын
Bert looking especially jacked and ripped today, will definitely live till 90
@allanaguilera5851
@allanaguilera5851 Жыл бұрын
This podcast is the cure to my Easter hangover
@sneezinhatch
@sneezinhatch Жыл бұрын
Exactly nailed it
@Alex-rl4uy
@Alex-rl4uy Жыл бұрын
The wife and I didn't drink a drop, stayed in bed most of the day and made mashed potatoes and gravy. Then took the leftover tates and mixed with an egg and flour and made tater cakes. Mixed some mustard cayenne and honey together and dipped them in that. Woke up early and feel great. Alcohol is the destruction of a nation..Robert Marley
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 Жыл бұрын
Well I hope you were drinking Rolling Rock in honor of Easter!!
@AirWindFire
@AirWindFire Жыл бұрын
Laying here with a sore nose ❄️ and a spliff, actually glad this weekend is nearly over! Turn those potatoes into vodka and we’ll talk.
@AdiFingold
@AdiFingold Жыл бұрын
Booze for Jesus!
@ondrea3000
@ondrea3000 Жыл бұрын
Bert's face 20 years ago looks like a character drawing you get done at the fair😂
@St0n3rlif3
@St0n3rlif3 Жыл бұрын
Tommy bunz, brent and all the mommies at YMH bring so much joy and laughter and even wtf moments in my life. Im just a poor person but I’ve had the chance to see to see Tom & Bert this past year & it was the best. Love ya’ll from ATX
@SteveBryant-wx9zu
@SteveBryant-wx9zu Жыл бұрын
Tom and Bert living the Strangest Dream. Floating on Diamonds in invested Streams
@D.Jay..
@D.Jay.. Жыл бұрын
Tom waiting 10 minutes to tell the park workout story is evidence he should be a patron saint
@mattwilkes2321
@mattwilkes2321 Жыл бұрын
Of patronizing a 5yo. Tim's a good dad, even to his morbidly obese adopted one.
@oiitzME1266
@oiitzME1266 Жыл бұрын
Bert calling el.Bosque de Chapultepec Bosk de Chataloopa is hilarious
@WalkerRamsey
@WalkerRamsey Жыл бұрын
Brent's surprisingly extremely in touch with his business ventures. Marketing wizard. never ceases to amaze me 😂
@ellimore
@ellimore Жыл бұрын
Bert butchering Bosque de Chapultepec into Bosque Chadalupe is what kept me rewinding over and over 😂😂😂
@thenickseditious
@thenickseditious Жыл бұрын
Pre ordering movie tickets now. Here comes the Bert Coin next and NFTs
@francescapersaud2811
@francescapersaud2811 Жыл бұрын
DAMB how amazing does Tom look!
@Alex-rl4uy
@Alex-rl4uy Жыл бұрын
Still looks 40 pounds or so overweight. Rich people just can't control themselves.
@psfanboy79
@psfanboy79 Жыл бұрын
Are you ok?
@ALLTimeGamerTroll
@ALLTimeGamerTroll Жыл бұрын
Im in a library. ive had to check if my headphones are in 6 times and im only 4minutes and 12 seconds in to the video. Gotta love 2B1C
@nicholasnance952
@nicholasnance952 Жыл бұрын
When Bert bought a cow was the hardest I’ve laughed in my laugh!!
@SamGreen
@SamGreen Жыл бұрын
Rachael's ability to Google information really highlights Nadav's incompetence. 😅
@22centuryfacts
@22centuryfacts Жыл бұрын
You’re incompetent at spelling
@benmonopoly4979
@benmonopoly4979 Жыл бұрын
And this comment really highlighted your incompetence 😂
@SamGreen
@SamGreen Жыл бұрын
@@benmonopoly4979 🤭 love me an edit button
@benmonopoly4979
@benmonopoly4979 Жыл бұрын
@@SamGreen and now my comment makes no sense ☹️😅
@marcogifuni999
@marcogifuni999 Жыл бұрын
Bert is the american version of Karl Pilkington. 🤣
@McCarthyJohn100
@McCarthyJohn100 Жыл бұрын
You guys make Monday mornings so much better. Thanks to Tim's sage advice, I no longer jerk off in bars
@chris.richard
@chris.richard Жыл бұрын
"Everyone's got Mexican moms there." Holy shit. It got no laughs and I'm over here dying.
@ryank7806
@ryank7806 Жыл бұрын
“No it’s not gay, if anything it’s Christian” 😂😂😂
@zacharyeversole
@zacharyeversole Жыл бұрын
Glad the 4th biggest comedian in the world could find the time to sit down with Tom and do this podcast for us.
@mikewright3026
@mikewright3026 Жыл бұрын
THE CLEVELAND SHOW WAS AMAZING THIS WEEKEND BERT, THANK YOU AND WE LOVE YOU!
@warrenb7088
@warrenb7088 Жыл бұрын
Where in cle was show ? Me be from there but no live there now
@DreamHouse1221
@DreamHouse1221 Жыл бұрын
9:48 Wait how does Bert NOT know about “good morning Julia”??!!
@jefff3023
@jefff3023 Жыл бұрын
How do you NOT know the answer to your question? It's because Bart is so immensely shallow and conceited.
@johndoe-to2hv
@johndoe-to2hv Жыл бұрын
because it doesn’t involve him
@immasurvivor
@immasurvivor Жыл бұрын
Because he doesnt care about YMH-lore from years ago, we fans gotta realize that people dont give a shit about the things we love, and that goes for fans of everything.
@MrVictorFritz
@MrVictorFritz Жыл бұрын
Bert should be a YMH guest and they could catch him up
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage Жыл бұрын
@@MrVictorFritz There's probably a studio rule that Bert and Christina aren't allowed in the same room. It would create a narcissist vortex and destroy the equipment.
@robertparrish68
@robertparrish68 Жыл бұрын
Bert says "bet he wears a hat" and then says "I told you so" He is so insane as he has already seen the video 🤦
@fubar781
@fubar781 Жыл бұрын
😂 He says it so confidently as he almost jumps out of his chair
@truebabyben
@truebabyben Жыл бұрын
​​@@fubar781 and then he'd probably feel like he jumped throw the ceiling! 😂
@A-HUMAN-SUPERNOVA
@A-HUMAN-SUPERNOVA Жыл бұрын
@@truebabybenthrough*
@3r1kSaxCh3Z509
@3r1kSaxCh3Z509 Жыл бұрын
Bert laughing genuinely is soo funny. You can tell when he's forcing the laugh and those video were legitimately laughs
@stihl76
@stihl76 Жыл бұрын
I just started watch some of these blogs and I can not believe that such a large number of comedians can still function and do so well with the high percentage of them with what I would deem as major mental problems.
@austinkaimalia1273
@austinkaimalia1273 Жыл бұрын
It's amazing how many fibs Bart makes up. 😂
@ChichiNaka
@ChichiNaka Жыл бұрын
These get so sad, Berts been dreaming about 220 for like 9 years now, it's not getting easier in his 50s and he does literally nothing to get there
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
He looks like Ari there
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
He'll be 70 being like "I'm gonna get jacked, all I have to do is eat healthy for 48 hours and I'll lose 50lbs"
@diogoferreira9413
@diogoferreira9413 Жыл бұрын
​@@Cyxz666 not getting to 70
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
@@Cyxz666 Oh he won’t make 70 😆
@Jayjay-mw1fz
@Jayjay-mw1fz Жыл бұрын
At this rate he's got 10 years tops. That body is on its way out, and yeah, it's pretty tragic.
@deadstellarengine
@deadstellarengine Жыл бұрын
Tom: "COUGH Hoooork. COUGH!!!! " Bert: "aieeeeeeeeeeeee me aieeeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeee"
@missalex2718
@missalex2718 Жыл бұрын
I love how Bert calls GRWM trends “men getting dressed” hahahaha
@Horbs99
@Horbs99 Жыл бұрын
Nice to have the bears back for these past 2 episodes!
@dakotaray91
@dakotaray91 Жыл бұрын
Tom's special should be, Tom the glass man. And not because of his technical skills utilizing the backboard, but because his bones break like glass.
@thatkidkc
@thatkidkc Жыл бұрын
funniest episode in a while, love the vibe boys
@AureliusStudios
@AureliusStudios Жыл бұрын
“I could have leveraged my power” LOL
@dylntrmy
@dylntrmy Жыл бұрын
as an irish guy, seeing Damien Broderick get attention from Bert and Tom is lit.
@DamienBroderick
@DamienBroderick Жыл бұрын
🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️
@HisMastersAlibi
@HisMastersAlibi Жыл бұрын
Totally ☘
@sneezinhatch
@sneezinhatch Жыл бұрын
No joke I met Bert's doppelganger yesterday and he's identical except drinks a bit more 😂
@snugzgiddens3238
@snugzgiddens3238 Жыл бұрын
That’s scary
@mr1rottenapple
@mr1rottenapple Жыл бұрын
Such a since a pride when you see them stumble on something you've been hip to.
@SpeculativeDust
@SpeculativeDust Жыл бұрын
LET'S GOO!!! HEYO, I'm a Stylist with SuitSupply, really love hearing you enjoy our product!!! Big fan for years! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@atomtune3898
@atomtune3898 Жыл бұрын
Bart says he lost 60 pounds on a one month cleanse. Not buying it. He's making up numbers again. 😅🤣
@buttersstotch4956
@buttersstotch4956 Жыл бұрын
As Ari Shaffir said. Bert will tel you about the 50 pounds he lost this month but leave out the 60 pounds he gained the month before that😂
@HappyGilmore6
@HappyGilmore6 Жыл бұрын
Bert’s so delusional about his body lol
@LilCeze
@LilCeze Жыл бұрын
Brent doing better help ad reads will always be funny to me. He does not give a fuck about therapy
@carson911
@carson911 Жыл бұрын
Openly showing us all how little they give af about the viewers lol.
@fubar781
@fubar781 Жыл бұрын
Right? 😆 He comes off super genuine too
@plixplop
@plixplop 5 ай бұрын
Three minutes in, I'm already dying 😂
@erikgomez282
@erikgomez282 Жыл бұрын
The first 4 minutes and 44 seconds of this podcast are the most chaotic I’ve ever fucking seen LMAO
@ja5304
@ja5304 Жыл бұрын
Just imagine an Easter basket put together by Burt.
@kb5509
@kb5509 Жыл бұрын
Hotel mini fridge dumped sloppily in a basket?
@Alex-rl4uy
@Alex-rl4uy Жыл бұрын
Dyed potatoes and various trial bottles of tequila
@dbell9571
@dbell9571 Жыл бұрын
Cool Aid packets
@user-kq6ju6hc1w
@user-kq6ju6hc1w Жыл бұрын
​@D BELL is there a joke I missed or did you actually think it's "cool" aid?
@dbell9571
@dbell9571 Жыл бұрын
@M Sorry, I'm not super familiar with the spelling of welfare beverages.
@AddibuDazzi
@AddibuDazzi Жыл бұрын
Peace & Love to Trim and Blurb!
@almicarvargas7870
@almicarvargas7870 Жыл бұрын
I like how Tom is clapping back in a good way....he isn't letting Bert take over like always..I love that he cuts him off to focus on him cause hey "I'm here in California Bert"
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
"Is that a tricep I see?" "Yeah I have amazing calves" 🤦‍♂
@IntellectualTerritory
@IntellectualTerritory Жыл бұрын
Tom's life has to feel like Shutter Island when he has to deal with Bert
@JDSharar13
@JDSharar13 Жыл бұрын
Bert threw a dart for a first pitch at the Guardians game on Saturday
@YoungDeeJay17
@YoungDeeJay17 Жыл бұрын
“Fum, to break bad habits! Has helped Nadav with his bad habits. “ -next ad, “ Draft Kings!”
@mungojones
@mungojones Жыл бұрын
Tom's beard looks like someone has given him a Chelsea smile. Can't unsee it
@kimberlyrodriguez761
@kimberlyrodriguez761 Жыл бұрын
I might be the only women listening to this but, knowing that 2 grown man find getting dressed videos fascinating is wholesome in some way, and in comparison to the rest of the episode 😅
@terryhughes6248
@terryhughes6248 Жыл бұрын
Let's goooo with that hitter booyysss!!!
@qozmik3645
@qozmik3645 Жыл бұрын
Bert not knowing Hey Julia was golden
@Ammon6
@Ammon6 Жыл бұрын
What's happening with Bert eyes???!!! Wasps??!!
@ADP72
@ADP72 Жыл бұрын
#BERTISFAT
@ludo_the_BFG
@ludo_the_BFG Жыл бұрын
Videos with the same energy: Tom’s soccer fanatic & Rick Glassman’s Grandma watching the Cleveland Browns.
@pablodeniz3267
@pablodeniz3267 Жыл бұрын
BERTS SYNOPSIS OF FAST 9 IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED THIS ONE YESTERDAY 😂😂😂💀💀💀
@Roygreat
@Roygreat Жыл бұрын
*Amazing video and thank you for breaking it down!! Despite the economic downturn,l'm so happy. I have been earning $32,230 returns from my $7,300 investment every*
@Dradills
@Dradills Жыл бұрын
Do you mind Sharing with me how you were able to raise such amount in crypto trading, great source of signal I guess?..
@Roygreat
@Roygreat Жыл бұрын
@@Dradills I make my money through the strategies of Mr Thomas miller his company is legit and 100% profit assured.
@Alejandro_Lorenzo
@Alejandro_Lorenzo Жыл бұрын
This just surprise me because I also invest with Thomas , I made a lot of money last year trading with her Damn.....He’s really a professional with his new strategies
@Dradills
@Dradills Жыл бұрын
Thanks guys, this is really helpful for my situation. I have already lost a lot trying to invest and trade on my own. How can I be contacted please?
@Roygreat
@Roygreat Жыл бұрын
@@Dradills You can contact her using the social media and username below ⬇️👇🏻
@iamasunshinefactory
@iamasunshinefactory Жыл бұрын
First!
@johnflorey847
@johnflorey847 Жыл бұрын
“Is that a tricep I see?” Bert uh yeah, I have amazing calves…. 😂😂👍 glad Bret knows the human anatomy at least 😂
@gxp5.3
@gxp5.3 Жыл бұрын
Why did Bert say “I’d take my time with it .”so flamboyantly 😂😂 3:21
@FitzieJJ
@FitzieJJ Жыл бұрын
That was a lot of having good clean fun!
@AllSoWild
@AllSoWild Жыл бұрын
Whoo hoo just purchased tickets for the machine, yeeee let's go!!!
@dylancarr8415
@dylancarr8415 Жыл бұрын
Bert was breaking records with the speed of his interruptions in this one. Way to go Bert, stay sharp with it.
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